>>30343529
>no keywords

>>30343550
>Rarity

As I drift off, I give these as my last words:
AVENGE ME!

Silly anon

>>30343580
nah

>>30343580

Maybe later.

>anon thread
>seems legit!

>>30343580
WITH MY LAST BREATH I CURSE ZOIDBERG

Great, Sweetie Belle is going to be a pretentious twat like Rarity when she grows up.

I am okay with this I guess.

>>30343580
Busy posting ponies.

>>30343588
This is you.
You're a flip flop.
I put you on my feet and waggle you around until you fall off.

>>30343618
GO TO BED AND QUIT STALLING

Where do all of the ponies go to take a shit? There are no giant lumps of horse crap in the streets and none of the characters have bathrooms.

After weeks of study, I have decided Nathan is best pony.

I am the great and powerful Trixie!

Your shirt is red!

>>30343627
>Pinkie Pie has a bathroom

>>30343624
FINE!
Nothing good on anyway.

It begins with bats

>>30343634
JOKES ON YOU FAGGOT I DONT WEAR CLOTHES

>>30343634
>Red shirt.
FUCK!
>Inb4IamDea-

>>30343634
Close. It's blue. But I am wearing a shirt, so I guess that's something. Well done Trixie.

>>30343634
Red is an autistic color.

Green.

>>30343627
Obviously they're like plants, they expel waste through photosyntesis-like magic.

>>30343634
close, its my hoodie

>>30343634
My shirt is blue.

My god damn shirt is blue!

I still say fuck Futashy, for the previous comment saying "At last, Fluttershy has a purpose and a family that loves and accepts her as who she is and lets her stick her willy inside all their holes."
I really hope you're fucking joking, cause that whole fanatic is basically two fanons in one image, RD being lesbian with pinkie with the occasional fucking with futashy, and to make it worse CL makes her fat... I can't imagine who would enjoy this outside of females who love Da kokz

>>30343580
boop, avenged sevenfold
>>30343634
nope, purple

>>30343610

Why are people always against threads made by random anon? I hear nothing but hate for tripfags, but when a new general is made by anyone who's NOT a tripfag, everyone's quick to dismiss. A thread is what you make of it, not who started it. Christ.

>>30343627
None that we've seen.

I don't think any of the episodes need a point where one of the ponies goes "Oh, hold on a minute. I have to go drop a pony bomb."

>>30343634

>Green shirt

Fuck your shit.

>>30343634
I wear NOTHING
WHAT NOW FAGGOT?

>>30343665
>>30343647
my bro

>>30343627
>>30343580
>>30343610
>>30343632

LOOKS LIKE THE THREADS ALREADY OFF TO AN AUSPICIOUS START!

Have a doodle, /co/.

>>30343662
people arent trusting anymore since the time anons would delete their threads randomly

>>30343652
>Took the words out of my mouth

>>30343652
I just like to pretend that CL is just a really, really satirical artist and no one ever takes anything she draws seriously.

>>30343646
>>30343651

Your shirt is blue

>>30343662
Do you see that Panty and Stocking reaction image? The anon you replied to is an aspie faggot and his opinions should be dismissed.

>>30343672

This is good except for

>human poses

>>30343663

>None that we've seen

ahem, maybe I didn't say it loud enough the first time.

FEELING. PINKIE. FUCKING. KEEN.

It was like in the first five minutes. Holy shit.

>>30343681
HOW DID YOU KNOW?

>>30343648
NOOOOO! If this is true, my Scatfiction is RUINED!!

>>30343681

Why does Trixie look like she's made of latex in this image?

>>30343662
A while ago, there would be some Anons that would delete threads in order to cause thread chaos, and/or to post the marker in an inappropriate place.

It's not much of a deal anymore though.

>>30343653
>froggy bottom bog
>farts/shitting sounds like frogs sometimes
>shitting ass bog
OF COURSE!

>Something disturbs your sleep, and you open your eyes.
>You see this slowly descending.
>what do?

>>30343717
>What if we take all the manure in town

>AND PUSH IT SOMEWHERE ELSE

>>30343734
What DON'T I do?

>>30343706
It's possible those anons were mods. I remember "stealing back" the marker and having someone else delete my post, so it's very likely it's a janitor/mod having a laugh.

>>30343734
>filename
who?
>whoa
You clean it up with your mouth. What else?

>>30343627
>and none of the characters have bathrooms.
There's so much of every house that we haven't seen. What if Twilight's toilet is in a room that leads off from her basement?

>>30343734
>Punch as hard as I can.
>Wield new boxing glove like a champion.

>>30343753
Yeah, at least a few times my marker post got deleted as well.

There were many possibilities. Been stable enough the past few months, at least.

>>30343746

>Ponies are born by other ponies crap

/)*3*(\

I'm going to leave this right here, now no one touch it or take it's stuff

>>30343734
If she can talk, it's technically xenophilia.... And xenophilia is alllllriiiiighhhht.

>>30343734


Brb, fapping my eyes out.

I'm getting tired

Red clothes now

>>30343760

We saw Pinkie's bathroom already.

How many times am I going to have to say this.

>>30343634

Wow! Please, do it again!

>>30343627
They do the same thing everyone in the pokemon games does.

They send their shit to another dimension, like in DBZ

>>30343790
I'm not wearing a shirt

Someone explain this joke to me. I never played marvel vs capcom 3.

Bed

Didn't Spike say something about outhouses in Winter Wrap Up?

>>30343793
There was no toilet in it.

>>30343797
There should be an X-Men whose mutant powers is opening a portal through his eyes to the shit dimension.

>>30343810
Yeah. When Twilight made a shit birds nest, Rarity was saying "Oh dont worrry, I'm sure the birds can still use it as a....a..."

And Spike says "An outhouse?"

That line was delivered fantastically, one of my favorite in the series thus far.

>>30343799
Browsing pony threads completely naked master race

>>30343634
Oohh

>>30343813
She just goes in the tub

>>30343734
recoil in initial shock
realize whats going on
see if dream
form erection
stick tongue out
begin docking procedures
can't see shit captain
fap and hope she catches on that i was hoping for 69

so yeah

>>30343840
I'd hope you sleep naked; otherwise how is she going to undo-oh wait, fucking unicorns and their rule breaking powers.

>>30343863
well at some point i'd pull my cock out
i mean you cant fap with it in your pants

>>30343863
she doesnt need magic. she'd just slam her dick into your pants until they burst open

>>30343734
Slam dunk that shit.

>>30343899
DUNK
DUNK
DUNK

>>30343891
>slam her dick into your pants until they burst open
>slam her dick
>her dick
>her
now its getting interesting
although why would my pants explode?

How van there NOT be 4chan MLP Top banners yet?

You guys are fighting the wrong war.

>>30343917
>m00t puts up only pony banners.
>rolls in the mad.

>>30343917
i wasn't aware we were taking part in one

>>30343928
>exists solely in the singularity of mad

I'm sorry. but I felt compelled to do it.

>>30343917
what are we? FA?
no, 4chan has class
we don't force ponies on people

>>30343914
her precum is acidic and it burned through your pants and underwear.

>>30343917
>fighting
We are posting in pony threads. The fuck do I care how 4chan's banner looks when I run Adblock?

>>30343904

Fuck you for reminding me of this song.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9FImc2LOr8

>>30343285
>Hey does anyone has that pic of Rarity saying to AJ that's not a word and under it Sweetie saying to Apple Bloom the same thing?
Different Anon, but I'd like to see it too.
Someone was saying they'd drop it this thread because imagelimit, but I guess they left.
Does anyone else have it?

>>30343941
will i die a horrible death or is it just the clothes?

>>30343936
Who's nathan's favourite pony anyway?

I swear to god if it's fucking Rarity I'm getting a different waifu.

>>30343955
It's the OP.

>go to sleep
>wake up to Dash lightly kissing me as she hovers up ready to go to work
>grab her on the upper body as she pulls back, and bring her closer again
>wake up
>be confused about sexuality
>hear alarm
>alarm not going off
>wake up
>be confused about sexuality and reality

Yeah, gee, thanks for that, subconcious. Anything else you'd like to confuse me with?

>>30343970

>>30343963
I am not a clever man. Thankyou.

>>30343958
>disliking something because someone else likes it
hipster or just immature?

>>30343957
Just the clothes. It's her special talent.

>>30343944
>not taking it into overtime

>>30343937
4chan forces animu and /b/ memes on people.

>>30343957
It's the type of acid that only happens in japanese porn comics. So only your clothes are burned off.

>>30343627
MAGIC!

>>30343976
That one reminds me more of raising her as a child. That'd be adorable, but I wouldn't want to sleep with her

>>30343995
We will rape you with memes.

>>30343970
YOU NEED TO GO DEEPER

>>30343984
I'm pretty hipster.

>>30343987
>music note
>acidic cum
okay.jpg
>>30344001
neat.pdn

>>30343944
>>30343992

>that song

YES. I FUCKING LOVE YOU GUYS

>>30344021
No wonder that pony is getting eaten. Its special talent was being stupid. This picture makes complete sense

>>30344022
It's a metaphor. Her music resonates with the ear, and her cum resonates with non-living things.

>>30344014
Haha wat?

>>30343941
>precum
>acidic
no silly she has a big, soft, floppy ponycock that shoots candy semen

Fluttershy is WEAK and HELPLESS in your room.
Alone.
Locked.

What do you do?

>>30343970
>Only have dreams about Apocalypse riddled cities.
>Where tornadoes made of heavy metal and fucking orbital laser strikes occur.

>>30344051
pootin' on Fluttershy oh yeah!

>>30344051
Take advantage of the situation, of course. Who do you think I am? Terse?

>>30344051
I try and comfort her, and tell her I'll do everything I can to help her. She can take my bed tonight, I don't mind, I'll sleep here on the floor.
"Oh, no, I couldn't let you do that!"

>>30344051
Kick her stupid fucking ass out of my room and lock the door. I'm trying to play videogames.

>>30344051
nothing because I'm only attracted to human females older than 16 like normal people.

>>30344051
>Fluttershy is WEAK and HELPLESS in your room.

So....its just normal fluttershy in my room?

>>30344051

Pass the time by looking at pictures of cute animals and babies, of course.

>>30344051
Hug her.
I don't find the pony versions sexy.
We are talking about pony versions right?

>>30344077
>intelligent being is stuck in your room, afraid and helpless
>you do nothing because you don't want to fuck her

what the fuck, man

>>30344051
I'd dim the lights, pull the curtains close, walk up to her with a grin wide and creepy enough to put Naughty Fred to shame.

Then, I hop on the bed and blow raspberries on her belly as she's thrown into a gigglefit.

In the year 2525.........If you faggots are still alive......If Woman can tolerate your lies... They may fiiiiiiiiiiiiind...

>>30344051

Make her my new best friend and rub it in other peoples faces.

>>30344051
Ask her if she'd like to see cute animal pictures and movies on the internet.

>>30344049
Candy is fairly acidic.

What would Scratch's futa semen taste like anyway?

>>30344051

Well first I put some fucking pants on, then I leave /co/ because I do not want her knowing about you fuckers, then I don't know, watch TV with her or something.

I wouldn't take advantage of her, if that's what you're hoping to find here.

nope, still not gonna do it.

>>30344051
>Get her the fuck out of my room so I can drink my alcohol and weep in peace.

>>30344094
Have you met Batgirlish? She's probably the first person to post about MLPFiM on /co/

>>30344088
>gigglefit

>Getting kicked in the jaw by a hoof from a spassing hoof

>>30344094
In the year 3535
Ain't gonna need to tell the truth, tell no lies
Everything you think, do, and say
Is in the pill you took today

In the year 4545
Ain't gonna need your teeth, won't need your eyes
You won't find a thing to chew
Nobody's gonna look at you

In the year 5555
Your arms are hanging limp at your sides
Your legs got nothing to do
Some machine is doing that for you

In the year 6565
Ain't gonna need no husband, won't need no wife
You'll pick your son, pick your daughter too
From the bottom of a long glas tube

Dash is outside your room, and wants to "show you something".

What do?

>>30344128
I put some pants on, go outside, and let her show me. It's only polite, if nothing else.

>>30344051
Wonder if I should be taking any pills.

>>30344128
Go out I guess. What could go wrong?

>>30344104

You don't need to drink, you can tell me about your problems. I won't tell anyone.

>>30344128
Again, wonder if I should be taking crazy pills.

>>30344115
totally worth it, because then she'd be worried about me.

and then I tackle her and tickle her to get back at the stray hoof.

>>30344128
open door
invite poni
close door
ask what do
lick poni

>>30344052
as of late i've had a lot of dreams about recently played games
>>30344098
music............wait...........how did scratch get a cock? dammit i like futa more than the next guy but I want a fucking vaj
>futa has vaj too
I dont care man!
DAMMIT

>>30344113 You have my attention.
In the year 7510
If God's a-comin' he ought to make it by then
Maybe he'll look around himself and say
Guess it's time for the Judgement day

In the year 8510
God's gonna shake his mighty head
He'll either say I'm pleased where man has been
Or tear it down and start again

In the year 9595
I'm kinda wondering if man's gonna be alive
He's taken everything this old earth can give
And he ain't put back nothing

Now it's been 10,000 years
Man has cried a billion tears
For what he never knew
Now man's reign is through
But through the eternal night
The twinkling of starlight
So very far away
Maybe it's only yesterday

>>30343937
>>30343941
I love the fact that these two comments appeared right next to one another.

>>30344128
aauuughhh

auuuughhhhh

AAAAUUGHHHH

>>30344128

>Load pistol
>Open up door with non-pistol hand(obviously) expecting the worst
>Proceed to rape Dash at gunpoint if it's really just her

>>30344051
Convert her to my ideology and use her as a tool for world domination.

>>30344104
You hear a knock on your door. Fluttershy gets it. It's Berry. She brought more alcohol. What do?

>>30344128
>>30344051

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON.

WHY ARE THERE CARTOON CHARACTERS IN MY HOUSE.

HOLY SHIT I AM TRIPPING BALLS.

>>30344128
Tell her to fuck off because I hate lesbians.

>>30344162

And then AC said, "Let there be light."

And there was light.

>>30344178
where all these ponys coming from and why do they want to hang out with me?

>>30344051
FOR ALL THOSE SUGGESTING ANYTHING UNPLEASANT, THAT IS NOT AN OPTION

If so much as the idea of brutality comes up, she will Stare at you until you wet yourself and run out of the room weeping in shame.

>>30343634
I CHOOSE TO NOT BELIEVE.

You are in your locked underground weapons cache.
BulletSponge has sensed your copious amount of >Bullet
What do you do.

>>30344128
She probably just want me to watch her fly around outside, I tell her to go away.

>>30344178
imbibe drinks in bedroom with the ponis.

but only drink enough yourself to remember everything.

Twilight is looking through your books, she criticizes your tastes, and suggests she shows you something from her "special" book.

What do?

>>30344195
Equestria, and they're bored.

>>30344128
I have tea with her. Then I know her out by bashing her in the head with the tea pot. I throw her out of my fucking house.

>>30344195
>why do they want to hang out with me?
Because you're cool. You never give yourself enough credit, anon.

>>30344178

Drink and eventually tell them daddy never loved me in my drunken haze.

>>30344178
I tell berry to call the rest of ponyville to my house for an orgy because they all want my dick and I'm eligible as fuck.

>>30344211
FUCK YOU TWILIGHT I LIKE THIS SERIES!

You hear a knock on your door. It's Pope Benedict XVI, and he says he'll excommunicate you if you don't share your "blood of Jesus".

What do?

>>30344211
read the open pages of her pony sutra.
consent.

>>30344211
I wonder why there's all these god damn ponies in my house and take a walk to evaluate my sanity.

>>30344128
open window
ask if she'll give me a lift down because i really don't feel like rousing suspicion or breaking my legs.
realize how fucking cold it is and that i have no socks
see thing
tell her if there is anything else she needs to get my socks first.

>>30344211
>>30344178
>>30344128
>>30344051

WHERE ARE ALL OF YOU COMING FROM.

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT FROM ME.

>>30344226

Eat him.

>>30344215
Did I really just type Know instead of Knock? God damn I should really get to sleep

>>30344198

If a battle of Kubrick eyes is what you seek, I'm game.

Rarity is PISSED at what you're wearing, strips you down, and attempts to redress you.

Only she has no cloth.
What do?

>>30344226
Does the church still do excommunications?

>>30344211

Sure, why not?

>>30344226
Welcome him inside, smother him with a pillow, and become the new Pope!

It's morning. You wake up to another cold, gray day. It's raining slightly outside. You need a coffee.
So you open the door to your bedroom, with the intent of walking to the kitchen, when a large pink blur knocks you over and lands behind you. You hear the sound of a tray being put down, and Pinkie appears above you and kisses you on the lips before you can react. She says "Hi" with an innocent smile. She's brought you coffee. And cake. What do?

>>30344252
She's the only legibly fashion in the room.
>Use Rarity on Penis
"You have equipped: Fabulous Cockwarmer!"

>>30344231

While walking, you come across a cardboard box. Inside is a very young filly Dash, curled up asleep, trying to shield herself from the cold air.

>>30344252
Have her use her own flesh.

>>30344259
Does it work that way? If you kill the old pope you become the new pope?

>>30344269
Take. Raise as own.

>>30344254
Rev Vernon Meyer was excommunicated by Bishop Thomas J. Olmsted of Phoenix for participation in the ordination of Elaine Groppenbacher. Meyer was advised of the excommunication on 17 September 2010.

>>30344180

FUCK you, I woke up my neighbors with my laughters. Motherfucker!

Pinkie comes from nowhere, with no obvious intentions, only giggling at your ever move and follows you.

What do?

>>30344252

Well then she can't fucking "redress" me, now can she? That's not even what that word means anyway.

>>30344260
>kisses you on the lips before you can react.

Pinkie we just met don't put out like some cheap whore

>>30344259
I am the hero Equestria deserves!

>>30344260

Throw the boiling coffee in her face and laugh.

>>30344269
>Soak box in lighter fluid, toss match.
She will now be warm FOREVER!

>>30344252
Enslave her for her gem-finding abilities, put a muzzle on her snout, and get rich.

You walk into your room after a long day of work and Rover is there, staring at you with bedroom eyes. He tell you to come to bed.

What do you do?

>>30344273
The pope is the chosen one, the voice of god. When you kill him, you prove your superiority in His eyes and gain the abilities and powers of the old pope.

>>30344260
Share breakfast, hand-feeding her sloppily to make sure she licks and suckles at your fingers to get the cake from you. Then, kiss her back. Commence sexy private party.

This thread is getting kinda weird....

applejack is in you
fuck it she can fucking die

only pony i hate

>>30344260
immediately question how the hell she got up the stairs, got behind me, and knocked me down, wile holding a tray in her front hooves.

>>30344296

Oh god i'm dying.

>>30344284
play tag

>>30344200
I fuck the shit out of the Bullet Spoonge

>>30344266

>Don't know what Rarity on Penis is.

>>30344289
It was just a light kiss. More a "Hey" than a "Hey, lover"

But I'm sure you could change that, if you want. Her head is within reaching distance.

>>30344292

>>30344305
I'll be honest. You've got shit taste.

I lost track in time. do we get a new episode this week?

>>30344298
Load my gun

>>30344308
She has a mouth - that's why she didn't say hi before she put the tray down, of course.

>>30344325
opinions

not writing anything about her

hope you enjoyed my
questions

>>30344304
Katia shows up at your door. She says she is really thirsty and would like to come out of the cold. What do you do?

>>30344328
We get the new episode last week when the mariachi band converges with pluto and lambda five

>>30344289

>Pinkie we just met don't put out like some cheap whore

That euphemism means sex, dear.

And say bye to the world cause I have clearly lost my mind.

>>30344328
New episode on the 15th, that's next week.

Holy shit this is not what I wanted when I said I wished ponies were real. There's just so fucking many of them.

>>30344200
Rape her to within an inch of her life and discard her like yesterday's trash, leaving her to curl up into the fetal position and cry for her mom.

>>30344252
open my middle dresser drawer
say shes welcome to use the scraps of fabric i use for patchmaking and the pile of clothes that are too small on me.

man i'm good at this

>>30344348
o well. see you next week then;

>>30344304

You walk into your room, and an Imperial Guard is there cleaning your room, he says "Stand back citizen, this filthy room is a mockery of justice!"

Wat do?

>>30344098
i think pony futa semen taste is related to pony color. scratch would be wild blue raspberry

>>30344353
>She falls unconscious.
You are dead.

From radiation poisoning.

Spike is at your door.

He has the intention of filling his seed into your anus.

What do?

You wake up one morning to sound of deafening thunder. Opening your eyes, you discover BRIAN BLESSED is in your house. He tells you that he has become fascinated with this My Little Pony show and wishes to have a role in it.

What role do you give him?

You walk into your room. You walk back into your hallway. Walk back into your room. Your room is now diamonds.

>>30344252
I would wear her over my shoulder's like a skinned minx.

>>30344346
You hear a bang. You know the bullet travels faster than sound. You know hearing the bang means you failed. But everything has gone black. You can feel nothing. A few minutes go by, and you hear a giggle. And then your whole world goes pink as Pinkie hops into your field of vision, grabs you by the arm, and pulls you back to reality. Not getting away from her that easily.

Are there any MLP wallpapers for droid? I think it's some retarded res like 960x854

>>30344369
Luna.

Fantine knocks on your door.

She tells you that because you allowed her to be laid off at your factory, she's going to die, and no one will be able to take care of her daughter.

What do?

>>30344359

Quicksave, stab him in the face out of spite, quickload, sigh, head out to get a bite to eat and hope he despawns while I'm gone.

>>30344200
equip armor made of living fillies
>>30344359
>resist arrest

>>30344351
All of ponyvile shows up at your door. They tell you they are homeless and have no place to go. Would you please take the mall in for a few nights?

Ponies? Dragons? Drunken catgirls? Soldiers? Brian Blessed? This is like the time I dropped acid and shrooms at the same time.

>>30344353
That would have to be bad bad she doesn't care about her mom at all, dumb drunk bitch

>>30344339
I would welcome her inside and offer her a glass water that is actually bacardi, and then let nature take its course while feeling like an asshole.

Something very similar has happened more than once in real life, actually.

>You hear the shower go off in your bathroom
>You walk in and see Gummy with the body of Old spice guy looking at you in the most seductive way possible
>He says to you "Would you like to join me?"
What do you do?

>>30344367
Tell him I got DJ Pon-3 in the other room and if we dye her hair purple she'll look just like Rarity.

>>30343802
Holy crap, that flockdraw.

BLAST FROM THE PAST!

>>30344388
Uhh, they can use the living room if they promise not to make a mess.

Your door knocks on your door. He tells you he's tired of this shit and that he's leaving you forever.

This door is the only thing you have ever loved.

>>30344388
Tell them yes, on the condition that we can all hug together for warmth, as my boiler is broken.

my boiler isn't broken

>>30344377
TWILIGHT'S ALIVE!

>This thread
Where is the spammer when we need him?

>>30344394
get the broom and dustpan

>>30344406

That's cool, it was really more of a physical thing anyway.

You wake up, sitting straight up. It's the middle of the night. Something startled you, but not from your dream, where you had a pleasant experience shagging the olsen twins with your six-pack of cock'n'balls.

You look around the room, but to no avail. It's pitch dark. You reach for the table lamp. Click. Click click.
Either the power is out or the lamp is broken.

You hear a scurrying tik-tak from the far end of your room. You tense up as the tik-tak gets louder.

Suddenly, as if pure magic, the entire room is bathed in technicolor light.

CRAB NICHOLSON IS STANDING AT THE SIDE OF YOUR BED.
"HEY BITCHTIT, WE'S GONNA HAVE US A SLEEPOVER, AND IT WILL BE THE EXTREMEST MOTHERFUCKING SLEEPOVER OF ALL TIME." He interrupts himself, overlapping his own voice. "OF ALLLL TIIIIIIME"

What do you do?

>>30344400
Derpy crashes through your roof. She tells you that she is lost and very hungry as she begins to raid your fridge. What do?

You hear a knock at your door, you open it and see Faceless is there with his cock hanging out, lipstick smeared all over his face and mascara dripping from his eyes. He asks "May I use your bathroom?"

WAT DO?

>>30344412
Lets talk about the best pony then shall we?

>>30344432

>>30344421
IT BEGINS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XwM4o_S-bmI

>>30344428
>item
>shotgun
>faceless
>confirm

>>30344394
Bear my asshole to that beautiful croc of a man, hoping my gaping mancave beckons his throbbing repitillian cock homeward.

Dear Princess Celestia, today I learned that if you're experimenting with hallucinogenic drugs and someone knocks at your door, it's best to ask them to come back later. There's no way to know what may be out there, or how many friends it might have.

Your most faithful stholy shit I am tripping so hard right now Spike

>>30344421
AW FUCK YEA LETS GET THIS SHIT STARTED!

>>30344432
Sounds good to me, let's talk about Rarity then

You open the door to find yourself. You tell yourself that you have gone nuts and hes leaving for good, enjoy your ponies faggot face.

How do you react?

You are sleepy as fuck in bed. Cheerilee knocks on your bedroom door saying you have to get up for school

what do you do?

>>30344421

HELLO.

>>30344434
She eventually redeemed herself...

Right?

>>30344423
get emergency muffin out of my lockbox and throw it out the freshly made hole in the roof.

>you will never be endlessly kissed by Dash

D --> A fel100w connoisseur of e%quisite hoofbeasts arrives at your door
D --> What do you do

>>30344407
>town wide non-sexual pony hug

Its there anything better in life?

>>30344468
You need a girlfriend, anon.

A tall, skinny white man dressed in a shoddy felt Spike cosplay outfit shows up at your door. When you answer the door he begins to pop and lock without ever breaking eye contact. He says nothing, he just stares. Aside from getting served, wat do?

>>30344473
Supply him with only the softest, most absorbing towels.

Just another reminder, daily flockdraws never happen anymore and that's a goddamn shame

>>30344450

I BRUTALLY MURDER MYSELF.

THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE.

>>30344473
Tell him I don't have the cure for his autism and show him on his way.

>>30344473
Tell him I'm out of milk and to go pick some up at the store

>greet all ponies and BRIAN BLESSED
>allow them to all stay in living room in a big ol' overlapping ponypuddle
>secretly film dozens of ponies and one BRIAN BLESSED all snuggled together and sleeping
>put it on youtube
>instantly internet famous

You are masturbating in the privacy of your own room when suddenly Twilight barges in with a pen and clipboard and she says she wants to watch the process so that she can report it to Princess Celestia. What do you do?

>>30344473
calmly be calm and think about way to not be squished to death

Lyra and Bonbon show up at your door

What do they want?

>>30344499

... why?

>>30344507
>Ask
>What do you want

Enter

>>30344406

You hear a knock at your new door, who you love very much. You open your door to find your old door, and it is very obviously pregnant.

It tells you that you're the father.

>>30344508
>so that she can report it to Princess Celestia

Reading comprehension.

>>30344473
choke THE silly MOTHERFUCKER to DEATH

>>30344507
They want a threesome to cater to Lyra's hand fetish, of course.

>>30344215
She notices, an instant before you hit, and darts out of the way. She assumes it's a game - "Oh, you like to play rough, do you?". She darts down at you and pushes you to the floor, before jumping back up and sticking her tongue out. Then she makes another run at you - but you're ready for her, you're not so slow. You grab her, spin her round, and push her against the ground, holding her down with your own weight. You reach for the tea pot, when she suddenly moves the only part of her body she can - her head - and kisses you. Nobody plays this rough with her, they're always afraid of hurting her. She likes it. She likes you - why else would she have flown all this way just to show you something? She kisses you again, and this time you don't resist, and kiss back. You bring the teapot close to her, and tap her lightly on the side of the head, and whisper "Gotcha". She grins, gives her wings a solid flap, and forces herself out from under you. And then you feel her legs wrapping around your body - one set below your arms, one set at the top of your legs. It may have been a typo at first, but now, you really will get to know her.

>>30344507

Invite them in, they seem nice.

>>30344518

That doesn't answer the question.

It's like, "Here, whack off onto this porcupine. It's for science." You need to explain more than that.

>>30344517
I tell it that it could be anyone's. Its dirty old mailslot is like the village bicycle

>>30344481
You keep your hands off of my waifu, anonymous
there's only so much of this shit I can put up with

>> you will never have a theological debate with a pony.

>>30344525
Continue.

Derailing thread with delicious burger

What if Fluttershy claimed that her leg was broken by a pony on golden rollerskates carrying a baseball bat, and suddenly ponies everywhere start claiming to have been attacked by the same pony, dubbed ''Pony Bat''?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-anabfAg06U

I wonder how Twilight and the gang would solve that one.

>>30344530
But there are legitimate reasons to whack it to porcupines. For instance, one might be studying the psychology of bestiality (especially if an MRI is employed to see how the brain functions while whacking it).

Clearly, in a world dominated by female horses, Twilight needs to report on male romance in humans.

>>30344525
I don't understand this boner.

>>30344499

There is no way I am masturbating while a marshmallow pony watches. That is just not happening. I don't give a shit about your friendship report, it's not like you can force me to do it or anything.

oh god I hope she can't force me to do it.

>>30344553
Shut up Data, you don't have emotions you can't have a waifu

>>30344549

No, just no. I am not making assumptions about why the strange man or strange horse is asking me to ejaculate on porcupines. He or she is going to have to explain him or herself.

>>30344539
You would probably lose. I mean, they kind of have the upper hand when it comes to proof, since their God does sort of live right down the street.

>>30344560
You saw what she did to fluttershy, right? She can control your body any way she wants. Either you move your hand, or she does.

>Your hear this outside your window.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emv0yh0Obrw&feature
>It's 3 in the morning.

>>30344428
Kiss that handsome hunk of a man, invite Junior and Alt-Junior, as well as Fluffy and Alt-Fluffy to an orgy.

>>30344560
She has telekinesis, in addition to a myriad of other spells...

Or she could just threaten to turn you into a horse if you didn't comply, like those mice in Best Night Ever.

I'd still hit it.

>>30344428
I let him use my bathroom, of course.

>>30344567
"OH GOD SHE'S RAPING ME WITH MY OWN HAND"

>>30344560

she can and will.

>>30344564
He has a cat though

>>30344585
>Derp face

>>30344486
Yup, never again. ;_;

>>30344589
Cats are soulless, evil demons.

>>30344575

Oh yeah? I'd like to see you try to transform me into a horse, you... you... DOUBLE ZEBRA.

>>30344575
>>30344567

>not immunizing yourself to the effects of the eldritch arts
>2011

Fuckers like you are why we still have vampires.

>>30344573
Shut up Laforge, you dont have eyes you cant have a waifu

>>30344568
>I watch it for the plot

This fandom man, I swear. Youtube comments give me cancer.

>>30344610
>Implying vampires weren't wiped out by the Spanish Inquisition

What did you think those inquisitions were even about? Heresy?

>>30344611
Suddenly, i'm Q!
Everyone has your waifu.

>Apple Family
>Technology
AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAH
Men what a good way to start a day.
Next you'll tell me they like magic.

Anyway on an unrelated topic
Can someone draw the mane cast as the Addams Family?

>>30344499
Bargain terms. She has to either:
A)masturbate as well
B)promise a favor for me
C)have sex with me afterwards (after recuperating from cumming, obviously.)

Why isn't there a fan fiction about applejack and rainbowdash forced to go to hell in order to save Rarity from her wrongful demise, a la Dante Inferno?

>>30344614

>he doesn't know about the Convention of Thorns
>laughingcaitiffs.jpg

>>30344551
And when the deed is done, the tree the two of you landed in is considerably more bare. Perhaps this year you should have the Cumming of the Leaves instead. But still, neither of you are quite satisified. Physically, sure - you can barely bring yourself to move - but you've kept your feelings inside for so long that you just want to spend time with her. And she's waited for so long that she can't bear to spend a second apart. So she, slowly and shakily, flies the both of you back to your house, where she sets you down on your bed, and then lands on top of you. Pulling the covers over with her teeth proves problematic, but she quickly forgets about it when you wrap your arms around her body, your hands resting on her two folded away wings. So she sighs with happiness and lowers her head onto your shoulder. You do the former, and hold her tighter.

>>30344613
Because MLPG are so much better, right?

>>30344633
A bronies response to that pic.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2pRo0TP82kk&feature

You're having get together with your new pony friends, when who should walk in but BLACK DYNAMITE! He informs you that he is declaring War on anyone who sells drugs to the community and if catches you, he will no consider you a brotha or a friend.

Can you dig it?

>>30344633

I remember yesterday when someone said "I bet by this time tomorrow there will be a picture of the apple family all standing at Steve Jobs' grave crying"

I think that guy was a wizard.

>>30344560
If you refuse it will only be more painful.

Did you see what she did to that bird in WWU? Imagine that, but on your dick.

>>30344618
Shut up Q, you don't understand the human condition you cant have a waifu

>>30344624
Shut up Picard, youre the captain of the flagship you have more important things to do besides waifus

>>30344651

Sarcastically I sell drugs to the community, Dynamite.

>>30344633
I'm pretty confident the Apple Family Barn has electricity. I'll rewatch, though...

>>30344648
This is 4chan though, we're the minority of the fandom. The fact that "I watch it for the plot" is a thing outside of 4chan is cause for alarm since it means a disproportionate amount of people are jacking it to the characters.

>>30344605
Maybe she can only transform a little bit of you. Like, say, the part of your brain that isn't currently in the middle of an estrus cycle.

She'll put you back when you're done, of course. Maybe.

>>30344585
>ecmajor

>>30344678

W... Bh... NADAFINGA.

>>30344619

>>30344706

You hear a knock at your door, and are suddenly paranoid after reading all of the tales of knocks on your door in this thread. You slowly stand up, make yourself presentable, and open the door to be greeted by none other than the Princess herself. She starts talking, and you're a little busy shitting your pants to pay much attention, but you get the gist of what she's saying: she's come here to grant any one of your pony-related desires.

There's just one problem: she demands to look through your computer first. Your folders, your internet history, everything. You cannot touch your PC before she does so.

How do you react?

>>30344760
I let her, and hope she finds porn of herself flattering

>>30344760
Fuck no I have private information on there

>>30344760

>WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE MY PORN FIRST?

>>30344760
Sure, she won't find any pony-related lewd things on there anyway.

>>30344760
My CP folder is encrypted, but all of my gay furry porn is going to probably be a problem.

>>30344760
>No porn on my computer
Aha, no reason to be embarrassed!
>Only two pony related pictures, and no other pony related files.
Uh... do you think she'd be offended?

>>30344790

She's going to get through any encryption you might have. She's the fucking Princess after all.

>>30344760
Even magic can't defeat AES encryption.

My wish is to have Twilight's unicorn powers, and/or have Twilight assigned to be my personal assistant. Using Twilight's powers, I get filthy rich and live a life of luxury.

>>30344760
Pokerface, become mime, fabricate space/time rift through the pantomime magic using a box and pulling that box out of the inner box without the outer box having any openings whatsoever, enter space/time rift.

become co-ruler of equestria

>>30344760
Should I just kill myself now, or do you want the honor?

>>30344810
If you're lucky, you can guess the key in a single shot. And when you can already cross universes - what's to stop you taking a random guess, and then picking the one out of 2^256 that's actually correct?

You suddenly find yourself transformed into Applejack. Later on in the day, you engage in a ketamine fueled anal fist fuck session with Rarity.

Is this awesome (Y/N)?

>>30344818
Nah, I don't do drugs, faggot.

>>30344815
If she were to crush your head it would probably be painless.

>>30344818

Damn it Celestia this isn't what I wished for, I want a fucking refund.

>>30344818
Engage code Alpha Tauri Sigma Five. Use other hoof for vaginal fisting.

DOUBLE PENETRATION POWERRRRRRRRRR

>>30344829
>not using your prehensile tail
and here I was thinking you had imagination

>>30344817
Math and the laws of the universe. I assume that even a dimension-crossing winged unicorn is bound by the rules of math, probability, and statistics.

BUT let's assume she reads my mind and finds the password. Hm, let's see what my hard-drive contains... nothing incriminating, nothing illegal, nothing important.

I'm willing to make the deal.

>>30344820

But Sage says drugs are a gateway to fun and flat laugh lines.

>>30344838
Rarity and AJ both have prehensile tails.

You could have hot prehensile tail sex.

>>30344818
y

>>30344845

>Math and the laws of the universe. I assume that even a dimension-crossing winged unicorn is bound by the rules of math, probability, and statistics.

Not if she has an elementary command of the fate arcana or the sphere of entropy; or if she can emulate mutant abilities like Longshot's or if she has rudimentary precognition which can be used to cycle through possible choices.

Also: There's seriously nothing illegal on your computer? Are we talking, like, meaningfully illegal or is there legitimately no copyright infringment or anything?

>>30344772

Normally no, but this is some pretty good shit. I'll let it slide, make your wish.

>>30344774

What's that? You wish to be one of my mindless servants? Done. NEXT.

>>30344785

Well that takes the fun out of it. Make your damn wish.

>>30344789

Alright then. Make your wish.

>>30344790

Nobody ever told you how much you suck at encryption, did they? Let's see... you can be a tribal zebra. Enjoy that shit.

>>30344838
Are you shitting me? un-TYING the band making my tail poof out like that? It's not like I couldn't but god DAMN. And then there's the thing about not un-tying but still trying to penetrate: It just wouldn't work.

>>30344876
take me back with you

>>30344876
>a zebra

At least It's not a mule. Might b cool.

Sup bronies

>>30344876
Alrighty then, I wish simply to be a pony living in Equestria

Unicorn preferred.

>>30344896
Nice Rarity cosplay bro.

>>30344793

Not at all. Make your wish.

>>30344798

I'm going to find a special fate for you. Give me a few minutes to think of something good.

>>30344810

What's that? You wish to be another mindless servant as well? Alright then.

>>30344813

I... I don't... fine, whatever, you're co-ruler. You know how I like to welcome new co-rulers? A thousand years on the moon. Have fun.

>>30344815

Come now, I haven't even gotten a chance to see your smut yet! Besides, you should know that death is too good of a punishment if deemed necessary.

>>30344876
>be only one with no porn on comp
>she doesn't even ask me
foreveralone.jpg

>>30344876

My porn isn't really hidden; if you'd like to make a sport of it you could give me a half hour to faff about with truecrypt and I'll make an easter egg hunt of the whole affair. But it's really just some bondage porn and a handful of doujinshi -- everything else is free out there in the cloud these days.

As for my wish, I wish to be a celestine entity akin to her and the pale faced goddess. Preferably an equine embodiment of one of the four elements of antiquity, I'm not picky about which (though air would be splendid, if you don't mind).

nevermind

>>30344876

I wish had Twilight's ability to teleport. Oh fuck the fun I can have with that.

>>30344935

*I wish to have

>>30344915

Alright, I've made my choice. What is your least favorite species in my world, human?

And don't lie. I'll find a way to make it worse if you lie.

>>30344935

>wasting an unlimited wish on a single fourth level spell

We're gamers, damnit. I thought that meant something!

>>30344956
Humans.

>>30344960

Forgot my image file.

>>30344960

I have my reasons.

any of you know how to draw a face

everything i try ends up horrible

You hear a knock at the door, and it jolts you awake. You sheepishly jerk yourself into an upright position. You must have fallen asleep without realizing it.

The room is dark, and seems alien, though you can't make out the shape. You feel oddly out of place... foreign.

You sit in silence for a few moments, collecting your thoughts. It occurs to you that whoever was knocking at the door must have left, given the span of time that has passed. Now thoroughly awake, you right yourself, wiping the sleep out of your eyes, and attempting to get your bearings.

Your earlier suspicions about being in a foreign environment were right. You don't recognize what you can make out of this room at all. Moreover, the darkness proper isn't helping. Of what you can discern, you notice a window with a faint glow about it, and roughly-rectangular hole in the floor, which you presume is some sort of passage to a lower floor. Light is shining from below. Noting a lack of doors in the room proper, you begin to question what was being knocked on.

What do?

>>30344914
Swell. AS a non-standard co-ruler, I'll get to pick my own aspect of power... Hmm, let's see... Ah. A mend of you and your sisters' powers... Manipulation of light and dark.

>>30344979

You could have wished for, like, twenty ranks of sorcerer or just asked to have access to unicorn magic. I mean seriously, come on. Work with me here.

>>30344956

No answer? Fine then. You shall be Sweetie Belle.

>>30345009
symmetry is the basis.

>>30345037
Can't I be Scootachowder?

>>30344956
..................of pony?...........................does the everfree forest count?...................fukken bats i dunno.

>>30345019

Look out the window.

>>30345050

Yeah sure whatever.

>>30345037

Sweetie Bell isn't a species, she's just an annoying pony.

>>30345034

I'd rather focus my time on just teleporting, but I guess a few other powers are fine too.

>>30345071

I never said his answer would directly impact my choice. I could have been leading him on for all you know.

He's Sweetie Belle. Deal with it.

>>30345050

Shut up, Terse.

On an unrelated note: I'M NOT YOUR BOYFRIEND!

>>30345037
WOO! wait...who's that?...*clunk* a mirror?
AARGH!

>>30345037
Sweetie Belle will grow up to be hot.

The dumb ones always do.

>>30345061
Further inspection of the window reveals why it was so dim: the curtains were drawn. You pull back the curtains, perhaps too hastily, and momentarily blind yourself with the burst of light that floods into the room.

Now equipped with proper lighting, you come to the realization that the room is fairly odd in its own right. It seems to be made entirely of wood, and it is scattered with odd items, seeds, quilts, and medical supplies.

Regaining your focus, you look out the window. You see forest stretching to the horizon, though you do notice mountains in the distance, as well as a body of water some ways out. You notice a winding road leading away from the building you're in.

What do?

>>30345110
Run outside, follow trail

>>30345110
examine items
use [most phallic] object for anal intrusion.

>>30345110

Try to open the window.