Can I still hug ponies, though? It's cool if they don't lick back.

>>30329605
Thank the lord.

Well okay.

>>30329605
it's canon bro.

>a pony will never lick your arm after you stop rubbing it's belly while it lays beside you upside down on your bed

>>30329651
I want to hug a pony.

>big mac will never burst out of the ground to give you a big lick

>>30329654
I vote we leave the Lord out of it this time...

>>30329521
it's a world full of magic and monsters.
do I even need to post the Mr. Bean clip?
I'm still posting it though
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0yQg8kHVcI

>>30329687

Why would I want to be licked by a pony? What possible reason could I have for wanting to feel their long, damp tongue caress my body? To have a bath together, and clean each other as well as we can - who would want that? Why would I want to be able to hold her close, and have her try and clean my hair without ever moving her head?

>>30329687
and also the homos.
i hate homos

Yo dis ma nigga ponies

This is now a sad pony thread.

>>30329703
Yeah, that would suck wouldn't it.

>wanting to hug poni
>2011

>>30329681
>you will never scurry around your farm in complete bliss, absolutely sure of your identity as a dog, while freely licking passersby and having a great old time

>>30329687
That's usually the case with new threads. We leave the old one behind. But since you referenced it, thanks for bringing it into this one.

>>30329681
Never?

>>30329728
Nope. HAPPY PONIES!

>>30329722
Yo dis ma pony nigga

>>30329707
SEE YOU IN HELL CLOSETFAG

>>30329728
nope.nope

>>30329749
Not just never.
Never EVER.

>derpy
>cloudkicker

are there any other named pegasus background ponies?

>>30329728
i counter your sad

>>30329749
Never never?

>>30329735
>you will never return home after a long day, to find your favourite pony finished early today and spent the last hour preparing your favourite meal
>she will never take you in her arms and slowly feed you it, bite by bite

>>30329728
NO

>>30329761
yo pony dis ma zibba

>>30329691
>>30329691
>apache chief
i was just watching that episode of Harvey Birdman, made me lol

>>30329801
Except it would be the other way around. In a perfect world.

>>30329801
Dash can't cook.

>>30329797
never never, as in never never?

>>30329839
Who needs to cook when you're the best at everything else?

You will never bow before futa princess celestia, then suck her glorious goddess cock and swallow her candy-flavored horse semen.

>>30329761
aww shit son

>>30329839
In that case she'll have a lovingly prepared take-out meal waiting for you.

>>30329801
>not bursting into your neighbours barn house and eating all his mare's oats and dumpinh buckets of pink paint everywhere

>>30329790
Bramblepatch
Smellyhoof
Arfarfarf
Le' Bambino
Peagtron 3000
Lipple Nicker

Have this color, oh general of the miniature equines

>>30329851

Good.

>>30329801
I'm not sure if Gilda or Discord can cook what I like.

>>30329869
It's official people. inb4 shitstorm

>>30329839
I didn't say it was good. I said she'd spent the last hour trying. And she would. For you. It'd be awful, of course, you'd get maybe 5 bites in before she sighed and admitted it was awful. And then she'd fly out to grab something more palatable, and you'd begin all over again.

>>30329790
http://mlp.wikia.com/wiki/List_of_ponies/Pegasus_ponies

>>30329855
>Take-out

>Hey, where Scootaloo? She'd probably like all this KFC

>>30329886
Well then it's a good thing they're not ponies, huh?

>>30329839
>You will never return to the charred wreckage that was once your home, your favorite pony covered in so many burn bandages you can hardly recognize her form.
>All she wanted was to surprise you and cook a dinner for you after work.

>>30329728
>declare sad pony thread to disguise your request for happy ponies
>everyone posts happy ponies
You magnificent bastard.

>>30329869
My problem is that nobody takes me up on the offer...

You will never gallantly court Lady Rarity.

>SB doing quick sketches to iron out his pony

HIS POWER LEVEL INCREASES BY THE DAY
THE HARVEST WILL BEGIN SOON

>>30329916
Except we have magnificent waves of depressing truth. Pictures lie, my friend.

>>30329785
Well fine!
It's not like I wanted you to lick me anyway!

>>30329930
LET EAT HIS BRAIN!

>>30329605

I can deal, so long as they keep on licking pony

>>30329925
We'll see about that.

>>30329925
You're right, I won't. Why would I even waste my time with that mule?

>>30329949
Gilda starred in Equestria's "Teeth"

>>30329982
I think everyone hates spike. Why else would we have not seen more art of manly spike?

>>30329987
did you just... call me a mule??

>>30330013
Spike would be amazing if he were always really shitfaced. Too bad it would ruin the show. Maybe a parody?

Poni should never lick poni. It is an abomination before Celestia.

>>30330018
That depends. Do mules swallow?

>>30330013
Because life is cruel and unfair.

>>30330013

Tess should draw manly spike,but it would turn out adorable

>>30329930
I used to do quick doodles a while back. Trying to get back into the habit.

But I'm tired right now. I will return to pony some more after a quick nap.

>>30330018
No, he called you a mule.

I'm calling you stupid.

>>30329835
That's for days when you finish earlier than her. And on the days when you can both take time off?

Well, let's just say you use it wisely

>>30329790

As far as /co/ names go, Long ago we also had Showers and Drool Pony/Drizzle and Dizzy

There is also Raindrop

>>30330018
No, Rarity, you aren't a rule.

I'm pretty sure you turned me into a furry.

Actually, fuck you, that's terrible.

>>30330018
Yes, that is pretty much exactly what I said.

Tell me, why am I laughing so much?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJLL-DNu3P4

>>30330018
EAT A DICK, RARITY

And one for when someone makes a pony picture that is god awful, we have this

>>30330059
Whoa, what's going on here?

>>30330070
I call her mom.

>>30330112
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJLL-DNu3P4
>GAY BACON STRIPS
>GAY BACON STRIPS
that's why

>>30330064

>Feed favorite pony a meal, bite by bite
>Heaven?

>>30330145
When did they say this?

>>30330062
>>30330086
>>30330105
>>30330126

>>30330189
It's the included CC track. It's just "GAY BACON STRIPS" over and over again.

Sounds like we need a background pegasi thread

>>30330156
Depends. Does your heaven include feeling her shiver slightly in pleasure as you give her another bite? Does it include soft sighs as you hug her closer with your free arm? Does it include the knowledge that when you're done, she'll turn around, wrap all four legs around you, and hold you tight?

>>30330057
NO IT WOULDN'T AND I'LL PROVE IT

>>30330112
You've probably never seen Epic Meal Time.

>>30330220
wat
why are they drooling, what ep is this?

>>30330220
THAT PONY IS HAVING A SEIZURE

>>30330223
I wouldn't want to fuck ponies. Never. Just cuddle like that. A lot

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDY5YpLqypk

How does Samurai Applejack return to the past to undo the future that is Luna?

Which pony do you think would give a gift to a diamond dog and what would it be? I am thinking pinkie or flutteshy, with baked goods from either of them probably

>>30330156
Remeber to keep your palms flat. Their jaws can crush the bones in your hand to powder

shit I fell asleep midfap

>>30330260
You don't have to fuck them if you don't want. You're different species, it's no surprise that you aren't attracted to her body. But if you were, she'd do it. For you. And if you're not, well, who says you can't be just as happy falling asleep in each other's arms, safe in the knowledge that come morning, you'll wake up looking at her face.

>>30330288
I think someone did the calculations. Assuming celestia is a full sized pony, the mane 6 only get up to about the waist. Meaning that they are less powerful and easilly snuggled.

HOREY SHET
ONLY ONE WEEK UNTIL NEW PONI

Has anyone here enjoy the hype instead of the episode? Kinda surreal

>>30330299
is that even possible?

>>30330274
>What is Lunda was voiced by Mako

>>30330310

This. It's like you're me. Talking from somewhere else.

>>30330317
it's all about the few threads after the ep airs and the one during it obviously

>>30330321
Yes. Particularly if you build up too much resistance. If you fall asleep mid-fap, you should probably take a week off from fapping.

>>30330317
Nah.

Remember yesterday when there was an hour long shitstorm of atheists vs. christians? I thought this fandom couldn't get any worse. Ugh.

>>30330255

Its from Applebuck Season, when they are offered the free muffins

>>30330112
Because nitrous oxide is seeping through your windows

>>30330315
They could still bite a finger off or something.

Besides, if you want to over power a pony, just tip it over like a fat dog

>>30330317
How do you people find out about this before a week in advance? I just check the hub TV schedule.

>>30330258

Muffins should clearly carry a warning label

What would an episode with Spike and Pinkie Pie be like?

>>30330363
Never overpower. But I would assume that ponies with the intelligence of the ones we watch would know not to go NOM on your hand.

>Twilight Sparkle eating a salad like she eats the flower petals in "The Ticket Master"

>>30330396
They spent a lot of time together in Fall Weather Friends, up in the balloon.

>>30330315
Assuming Celestia is a full-sized horse, the Ponies are about waist-high.

Assuming apples are 4 inches, they're 3'4". But I've never seen a non-show apple more than 2.5 inches tall, so I'd figure on them being closer to 2'1".

>>30329801
Eh, okay whatever

>>30329886
UNEXPECTED DEPRESSION

I need to stop coming here

>>30330363
But they have tongues, anonymous. Tongues to lovingly run over your fingers, and between them. Tongues to seek out every last crumb of the meal you prepared just for them. Tongues to say "I love you" with

>>30330396
Adorable

>>30330189
read the captions
>>30330274
4 star post.

We need more background pegasi in this thread I do believe

>>30330310
>>30330424

Same people?
I hope so.

I commented on this too:
>>30330403

Does anyone have that chart that is captioned, "Which pony does /co/ hate this week"?

>>30330454
Its strange. There are no male pegasi in ponyville.

>>30330137
Ancient as hell doodleage. I think it was supposed to be Spitfire with bed-head.

Also, one last thing before nap.

>>30330473
Can we hate Pinkie this week? Please?

>>30330481
What about the delivery folks? You know, the ones with Derpy when she nearly killed Twilight?

>>30330481
That's because no stallion can compete with Dash for the mares.

>>30330481
that's all the confirmation for rainbow dash being lesbian that I need

>>30330481

Off topic from your post, what are the names of the three that taunt RBD in the sonic rainboom, ect..?

Ponies meet the wastelanders from epic mickey

>>30330481
Yeah, now that you bring it up, I cant remember any. Not even in Winter Wrap-Up

>>30330499
>hating
>pinkie
does not compute

>>30330517
Fallout Equestria - By KKat

^Love it

>>30330496
You should draw more Man-Spike, SB. This one looks great

>>30330468
It's this or going to bed because I have to wake up relatively early tomorrow!

>>30330501
Oh god, that big one with the 5-o'clock shadow

>>30330499
what..? nobody ever hates pinkie.. just..no.

>>30330501
It's possible they were just there for the delivery. And that'd still only be one guy.

>>30330496
>I'm mad as hell, and I'm not going to take it anymore!

>>30330501

I don't think they had a male pegasus background library or something, and had to put one together. The first time we see male pegasi is in Sonic Rainboom and they are all copy pastas of ponyville earth ponies, with wings tacked on. Caramel, Blues, Lucky, the Guitar pony, etc all appear as pegasi in that episode as pegasi.

>>30330543
That just means we're over due for hating the LOLRANDUMB character.

>>30330534
EPIC MICKEY!

>>30330539
It's my evening ritual to watch an episode on my ipod before I go to bed.

I'm an addict?

-R

>>30330496
The more I see spike knight, the more I imagine him as Gaston from Beauty and the Beast

>Ponies and Thirteen Ghosts.

>>30330576
pinkie contributes nothing to this show except cheap laughs

>>30330570

err department of redundancy department.

the Doctor also shows up as a peg in that ep of course

>>30330579
I tend to watch one on my PC to slowly wind down

>>30330590
>Pagemaster is the Jackle

>>30330481

Well there's the Pegusi Caramel around, but he's... well, he's kinda shipped himself off on Showers, as you can see.

>>30330596
that's more than enough

>>30330596
Cheap laughs and sex appeal

>>30330636
I think it's time for you to stop posting.

>>30330321
not that guy but I can vouch for waking up many a time, naked with dick in hand.

>>30330618
Caramel is the only pony capable of gender swap and race change

>>30330618

Well at least she seemed interested.

Also poor Showers. She is one of several background ponies afflicted with Randome Eye Color disease

>>30330647
Bro, that time was a loooong time ago

>>30330636
Cheap laughs, sex appeal, and cutest pony

This is a psychology experiment.

When you see this picture, what is the first thing that comes to mind?

>>30330653
I still say he's a shapeshifter.

Hey, Dr. White, are you kicking around tonight?

>>30330647

>>30330601
I would if I could. Too bad I can't comfortably move my 23'' into bed so I can lie down.

>>30330653
Caramel's condition is a curse.

Every morning he wakes up as someone different, an no one else notices. To the other ponies he (or she) has always been that way.

>>30330667
ponies

>>30330667
stars

>>30330224

>>30330596
>Implying this show isn't a comedy.
Well you can keep your opinion. I will respect it.

>>30330667
A lens cap over a flashlight to project colors on a wall.

>>30330680
I just have my PC close enough to my bed I can basically use it as a TV. Really convenient for movies and shit, too

>>30330667
that scene where the ponies are all going to hug dash and she sort of recoils back

>>30330667
>what's the little dot next to the purple one

>>30330667
The sort-of colors of the mane 6

>>30330667
Simon Says sort of game

>>30330667
Orbit.

>>30330699
uguu~

>>30330665
Were pinkie ever to appear before me and try and seduce me, I'm not sure whether I'd have sex with her, or hug her.

>>30330667
I feel bad, I looked at it and the only thing I thought of was just "ooh, colours". And then I studied it for a minute before I put it together. Fuck my head tonight, ugh.

>>30330668
>>30330653

More like there is a series of Caramel clones altered in different ways by some mad scientist. Carmel Alpha and the female Caramel both show up in the same scene in Over a Barrel so they can't be the same pony

>>30330667
Lyra and Bonbon hugging each other with absolute adoration in their eyes

>>30330711
Spike

>>30330669
How can I help you today?

>>30330606
>>30330606
fucking this

shackle was the big one with a bag on his head right? i dont remember them all i just remember that i built my house with the brix i shat from that movie

very sturdy house if i might say

>>30330667
A display I saw once at the Exploratorium in San Francisco, that used a gradient color wheel to show that people really don't see the same color.

>>30330699
Nnnnnope. Still cute.

>>30330660
Actually, Just realised:

There is NO shipping whatsoever between Pegusimel and Showers in the fandom.

that's an achiement, I think.

>>30330751
Good to see you, man. I was wondering if you could chuck that picture you did of Twilight's dad walking her down the aisle my way? I wanted to write a little something based on it.

>>30330711
It's an ellipse valued at 129-126-255 (161-240-179) with roughly a radius of 24 pixels.

It holds no symbolic meaning.

>>30330299
>shit I fell asleep midfap

I wasn't getting any from the wife, so I tried jerking off. I feel asleep halfway though

I get no respect I tell ya.

http://askpagemaster.tumblr.com
Who and what are you wearing?

>>30330752
Its was a cage, but yeah

>>30330699

its still cute. Just as planned.

>>30330752
also the sassy black babysitter who says I GET NO PAID ENOUGH FO' THIS SHIT MMMH HMMMM at the end

>>30330731
>>30330756
Screw you man no it's not!
I can draw noncute darnit!

>>30330757

Which is funny as they are pretty much the only ponies that have actually flirted in the show

>>30330707

My computer is completely ponified.

-R

Thanks for your responses. I've noted them all.

Also, thank you for giving sincere answers. Most of these sound pretty honest.

>>30330762
Glad to hear it. Good luck with the rest of your projects. I know you can keep up with them all.

>>30330786
oh god

>>30330496
Saved, faved, saved again, deleted first copy, then changed mind and restored it.
Thanks SB.

>>30330757
Shipping nameless background characters? That's just silly. No discerning pony fan would stoop to such low levels

>>30330746
Y'all wrong!

this is clearly a example of the fabric between alternate dimensions being bent and tampered with unadvisabley, hence the large ammounts of ponies that look exactly the same - because they ARE exacly the same, with minor differences, or are so different form their counterparts you'd never tell if they were the same pony if it wasn't for their colour.

>>30330786
>mfw my question was answered.
You card, Jesus.

>>30330667
Television

>>30330786
>>30330786
no.
NO.

>>30330841
>>30330746
This all just reeks of a botched spell from Twilight.

>>30330699
You succeeded at not being cute. Don't listen to these other mooks.

The lips and jaw remind me of this though.

>>30330799
You sure, bro

>>30330667
Stars.
Or what happens when you stare at a bright light for too long.

>>30330786
....how does one have himself as a special talent?

>>30330879

That looks more like she threw it at Showers, it missed, and Fluttershy caught it

>>30330900
Just like that.

>>30330900
He's really good at being himself.

>>30330900
The way where you shut your face kid.

>>30330879
You are now imaging Fluttershy letting out a muffled "ouch" because she accidentally bit into a thorn.

>>30330900
He... found a way.

oh are we doing this thing again?

>>30330868
>The day of Twilight's magic examination, she transformed many ponies. Most of them got changed back to normal, but Caramel never got over the affects, and randomly transforms uncontrollably. He plays it low-key so no one will catch on.

>>30330969

>>30330969
Hahaha, What? When was this even made?

>>30330921

>>30330912
>>30330967
>>30330933

>>30330841
>>30330868

No no, clearly it was the work of ALIENS

>>30331009
Or... cyborgs from the future or something FUCK YOU.

>>30331009
>cloud kickcet holding all her evidence in her hooves.jpg

>>30330810
I'm amazed no one said a penis

I would lend a pony a helping hand during the peak of her estrus cycle

consensually

>>30331009
I bet she'd speculate it was humans.

>>30330868
>Hey guys, I know a spell that will fix everything
>Fuck up the innermagic of all ponies so their bodies change

well done Twilight

Hot dog!

>>30331051

>>30331051
You'd be performing a public service. Nobody would mind, it's just something that has to be done. If both parties enjoy it, then all the better.

>>30331056

In Equestria, humans are the aliens

You should hear the stories

>>30331059
I love how in the last two episodes the show is almost self aware of twilight's talent for fucking up spells.
>I have a spell that will fix everything!
>I have a book that will fix everything!

>>30331009
It was the Jews!

>>30331100
>my failsafe spell... failed!

http://www.worldsfinestonline.com/news.php/news.php?action=fullnews&id=1139
>>A short featuring WonderGirl, BatGirl, and SuperGirl, will be animated by Laren Faust

NB4 Twilight Sparkle as BatGirl, Rainbow Dash as SuperGirl, and AppleJack as WonderGirl.

>>30331070
I said hand

AppleJack is now Hank Hill

>>30331115
way ahead of you.

>>30331100
>every episode of S2 will feature Twilight attempting to solve a problem with a foolproof plan that always backfires
>in the last episode it works

>>30331115
/r/ing Twilight Sparkle as BatGirl, Rainbow Dash as SuperGirl, and AppleJack as WonderGirl

>>30331126
>wanting to fist ponies

>>30331142
Success?

>>30331139

>>30331152
Of course it doesn't make sense to someone with huge Popeye forearms.

>>30331103
So... what question are we doing next?

>>30331139

sometimes I hate spoilers

>>30331190

I've seen worse.

>>30331142
>>She failed to used the EoH when everyone been discorded. It only until she reharmonized everyone, she managed to defeat Discord and fixed everything.

>>30331190

Scruchyface Applejack is the WORST

scootaloo releases the smooze.
that's my story and I'm stickin to it.

>>30331139
lol I just noticed the guy has rainbow lip marks around his face

what the fuck

>>30331115
>Super Best Friends Forever.
I lol'd

>>30331070

The tumblrs were cute and novel when they first started. Now it's annoying because they're all sexual.

>>30331226
AJ has the best reaction faces. Not bad considering she's worst pony.

>>30331226
You said it!
Scuncyjack is worst pony.

>>30331240
no one can have a conversation here for long before it becomes sexually themed

>>30331251
I THOUGHT HER NAME WAS APPLELIAR

>>30331240

I know ask applebloom died but isn't the cute Twilight one still going?

there's only been like three threads all day, it's 4chan's fault

>>30331248

>applejack
>worst pony

Since we've gotten episodes where the "mane" conflict is between two of the mane case ("Look before you sleep", "Fall Weather Friends", "Green is not your color", etc.), think we'll get more episodes with conflicts between two of the mane cast?

And if so, what would they be about? What would an Applejack and Fluttershy episode have? Or Rarity and Rainbow Dash one be? Or even Rarity and Pinkie Pie?

>>30331240
Mine isn't.

>>30331248
More like the best pony

I couldn't sleep because of this.
Just so you know

>applejack worse
>fluttershy/rainbowdash best

>>30331240
Mine and Jesus' isn't sexual. Or at least not based in sexuality.

Have this, obviously not done.
This has already been done, right? If it hasn't, I'm shocked.

>>30331264
Then we need to begin a fapping regimen before entering a thread to keep the topics cleaner.

>>30331269
She didn't scrunch in the second episode so I was distinguishing. I only now realize it was completely unnecessary.

Also Liarjack is way catchier.

>>30331269
Your right. She's not named liarjack

>>30331297
hop to it, then

>>30331303
This pleases me.

Also, MegaSweet's ask tumblr is not sexual. Surprise, surprise.

>>30331283
>Fluttershy is having problems with her animal friends
>Applejack thinks she should be more assertive with them

I'll get back to you on the rest.

>>30331309
Everyone here is a chronic masturbator, that won't work

>>30331331
give him time.

Should I make my tumblr sexual or sadistic just to fit in?

>>30331337
>I didn't watch Applebuck Season

>>30331331
It's also not funny.

>>30331240
>>30331264
Ya, I think we talk about sexual things a bit too much sometimes. Wish it was something more creative or funny without referencing sex or whatever. One of the main reasons I like this show is because it's funny without the need to reference sexuality or anything like that.

>>30331359
Saxual.

askpagemaster.tumblr.com

Oh god, Jesus. What the fuck?

Still laughing my ass off but... fuck.

>>30331303
Good. Gooood. And answer my question.

>>30331361
>implying it's not possible to expand upon a previously-used premise

Especially one that was never explicitly resolved.

>>30331306

Thank God for you two. Some of the few amicable people here. I like fapping, and I like ponies, but the two shouldn't mix.

>>30331359
>>30331359
No. I like how you take it as a chance to do some world building. I really appreciate that part of it.

>>30331308
Partycat? I like it.

>>30331386
FUCK YES DOGS PLAYING JAZZ

>>30331361
I was thinking of an Applejack and Fluttershy episode... not just a moment.

>Would you watch it?

>>30331383
It's probably because none of us have had sex

>>30331386
THIS X100

>>30331395
I...was... But now you had to go and make it an order. Magic is gone man.

>>30331429
Only if they were made out of that metalic alloy.

>>30331152
>not wanting to FistFuck a pony
>in 2011

>>30331448
That wasn't me it was my sister who got on my computer and did it.

so there's a new intro on the 15th right?

so did this get posted yet

"How do you cope with the fact that even though you laugh at the insults, deep down they truly hurt? "

Wanted to answer this myself. Because in all honesty it's not as bad as Middle School was.

>>30331471
No. We'll get a slightly different sounding opening.

>>30331429

We should pick back up on the ponified albums. I got into supertramp because of that Fluttershy picture. I would love to see a BSSM cover.

I have come from ponychan

accept me as one of your own and I shall play mvc3 with some of you

>>30331429
>derpy as charlie sheen

head canon forever

>>30331462
Is your sister hot

>>30331454
I only want to do it because my penis is too small to satisfy her

>>30331429

yes.

>>30331478
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2pRo0TP82kk&feature

>>30331502
that game sucks

>>30331471
Probably.

>>30331361
>watching the most boring epsiode

>>30331507
I don't know, she's my sister.

Applejack is boringest pony

>>30331502
Here are the rules.

As and additional rule, don't use a name unless you plan to contribute something such as art or fics.

>>30331303
>>30331303
nathan confirmed for AO ONI

>>30331546
yeah but she has best hat

>>30331454
>>30331518

I'M BEING FISTED BY BRONIES
FISTED BY BRONIES
FISTED BY BRONIES
FISTED BY BRONIES

>>30331545
that didn't answer the question

>>30331545
so is she hot

>>30331502

Don't RP
No mlporn
Don't be a dickwagon

>>30331508
I just want to steal Celestia's wallet.

So, question. Do we think Pinkie will try singing her own version of Grim Grinning Ghosts?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7Lw-hc_FQ4

>>30331478
Whoa.

What ribbon would each pony win if they were shown at a pony show

>>30331589
Yeah because it wasn't totally predictable. I would've betted too.

>>30331502
Try not to announce where you are from. Just try and blend in and join in the lack of conversation.

>>30331490
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lrr_VVtyUA8

>>30331609
Rainbow Dash would win all the ribbons.

>>30331589
Should have taken him up on that bet.

Because it's not in today's drawfriend.

>>30331478
no seriously. This is a really stupid joke.

>>30331623
Well clearly SOMEBODY cares, or it wouldn't have been asked of the tumblr.

>>30331478

Those eyes are piercing my soul.

>You will never touch horns with Faceless

Goddamn this piss-poor life.

>>30331654
>why are you fapping to this?

>>30331651
Yeah, the whole "I am upset that Steve Jobs has died" aspect of it is completely ruined by the need to make a pun out of it using ponies

>>30331566
>>30331565
I don't know, I don't wish to think about it.

>>30331502

>>30331703
so that's a yes

>>30331703
pst, post pictures

>>30331671

No fapping here. I feel compelled to comfort Applebloom now.

>>30331727
Ok.

Pony should lick pony.

I didn't thnk anybody would actually accept me, here have another funny pic I made in the last five minutes.

Now listen up ponies. I got a great idea. Lets go sign on to habbo dot com then block the entrances to the pools and say they're closed due to colitis x. let's go ponies

>>30331589
I want that picture of Scootaloo

>Why do so many ponies crap on the Fan Fic? I personally think that a lot of the fan fic is actually better than the show's stories. Some is so epic that I feel it should be required reading in high school and college. Out of the three arts that have spawned from MLP I think Fiction writing is top fallowed by Music and then art. Though you have to realize that the artwork is about 1000% better than what I see in most other fandoms. Just my opinion.

>>30331772
hot damn, yo sister is hot as FUCK!

>>30331775

Cute but there is something wrong with dash leg.

>>30331796

>>30331778
...dude what.

>>30331772
I would cum on your sister's bald head and polish it with turtle wax

>>30331780
http://johnjoseco.deviantart.com/gallery/?q=scootaloo#/d4981h5

>>30331796
>Why do so many ponies
Stopped reading right there!

>>30331796
>Some is so epic that I feel it should be required reading in high school and college.

>>30331848
Lucky you. Now your IQ won't be lowered ten points through no fault of your own.

>>30331839
>going outside of 4chan
thanks anyway

Who is the freshest pony?

>>30331878
Dash is a little tease

>>30331796
this was an image posted somewhere down one of the comments to that "why grown ass men like mlp article" on the site

>>30331775
Awww!
That's adorable!
Finish it!
Will give you 2 dollars!

>>30331878
Colgate.

>minty fresh

>>30331878
colgate

>>30331904
The article itself was pretty spot-on. Dem comments, though... WHAT

>>30331907
If I finish it can I have said 2 dollars?

>>30331796

this has to be a joke, right?

its a joke. LALALALALALA IM NOT LISTENING LALALALALA

>>30331913
>>30331915
colgatemind

>>30331913
>>30331915
I heard me some Colgate.

>>30331878

>>30331936
It is best mind, yes?

>>30331913
>>30331915
Is she so fresh you could suck her nuts?

Am I the only one who thinks going back to discussing chilled, candy-flavored pony semen would actually be an increase in post quality right now?

>>30331950
You sure did.

>>30331960
super fresh

>>30331950
bestgate

>>30331878
Rarity, gotta keep herself smelling fresh. Vagisil gotta do somethin rite

>background ponies get more attention than Cheerilee

>>30331970
did you see the last thread?
we're going straight upwards

>>30331992
Watergate was better.

>colgate thread

>>30332000
That would imply we like canon at all, silly anon!

>implying any poni is fresher than DJ-Pon3

>she's just so fresh so clean

>>30332031
>those teeth

>>30332042
All these fresh ponies, but only one fresh maker.

Is there a mentos pony yet?

>>30331926
No, but you can give me 2 dollars not to punch you.

>>30332103
Nah, he left the fandom.

ba-dum-psh.

>>30331796
Oh good something too rage about...Seriously what the actual...nevermind this isn't good at all.

>>30332000

>>30332082
None have better teeth than the town dentist.

>>30332082

>>30332112
That fucking bus...

>>30332040
>GIVE IT A WIKI
Bitches love Wikis

irony

>>30332128
seeing this post made me remember that no one ever drew Gamzee and Pinkie Pie eating pies and drinking faygo.

>mfw Colgate grinds herself against your crotch while poking your gums with that sharp hook thing that makes you bleed all over the place

I'm so bad, I wouldn't stop until my victim's teeth were minty fresh.

>>30329605
What about nom-noming?

>>30332169
stop....
it......
boner.....

>>30332166
Then draw it, faggot!

>>30332169
If your dentist is making you bleed with a hook used for finding cavaties you need to get a better dentist

>>30332198
My dentist always pokes my gums with that thing they use to scrape tartar, fucking bitch

>>30332169

>he has weak gums

>>30332219
Well maybe if you flossed once in a while, I wouldn't have to!

>>30332040
>F:E's page reaches comment limit.
>EQD makes a page for just comments.

Past Sins kids are mad as fuck.

>>30332169
Reminds me of the anon who posted soemthign about Colgate's minty blowjobs

>have you brushed your teeth today?
>no?
>DIRTY BOYS

you'll feel so fucking clean its unreal

>>30332219
lol your dentist's a fucking psycho

>>30332219
Maybe you just had terrible gums. I mean, if you don't brush regularly, gingivitis sets in and that makes the gums more likely to bleed.

>>30332242
flossing is for squares, my teeth are all yellow from smoking too much anyways

Colgate, then?

>>30332246
Menthol on your dick does not feel pleasant.

>>30332264
>Having teeth.
>2011

>>30332174
i was so bad that i used to bake cakes and put tons of carrots on the toppings, nobody fucking likes carrots but rabits

thats how i earned my nickname...

>>30332111
Punch me you slut, I'm made of magnesium.

>>30332243
I remember when Past Sins had more comments, back when Past Sins would be all we talked about