Ponies frequently show off their armor, but weapons do they use for war?

They seem to kick projectiles of any sort (apples, pillows) and throw pies, but what of REAL warfare? Hooves don't seem well-equipped for holding a spear, for instance.

inb4keywordfags

by loving them to death

>>30317233
Love and tolerance faggot.

Applejack thread.

NO IDEA BUT I DO SURE LOVE REALITY.

>>30317028
Rarity is my favorite pony because:
Even if she was incredibly jealous on Fluttershy she still risked her reputation and career at that fashion show.
Also all her dreams, hopes and reputation were destroyed by the rest of the main cast and she wasn't mad on them.
She also gave them awesome beautiful dresses to them for free. And even after they said that they sucked she still made another 5 following their exact instructions.
She also put her head in the garbage to keep a secret even when we all know her reaction for getting some DIRT ON HER HOOF!
And besides being a great friend she is an awesome sister.

She is obsessed with tidiness and knows that her sister alone can fuck half of the house in less then a minute.
And what dose she do?
She let's her and the rest of the CMC who can do the same have a sleepover at her place/shop.

BEST FUCKING PONY

Are there any more pony versions of these?

NO /co/

YOU ARE THE BRONIES

>>30317282
No, we are dis/co/rdants

>go on ponibooru
>aged up scootaloo fanart always has her as a rainbow dash clone

How original. How about you do something besides "lol I'm a wonderbolt too now."

re: Orange and Blue

thanks for the link and infos. TIL.

>>30317282
Fuck you, Rainbow Dash

I dont have to take this from a midget horse!

>>30317268
Pic related, drinking on this now... and yes, it is only because of ponies.

Shit is wonderful though, it's basically strong apple brandy.

>>30317290
Aren't we still /co/lts?

>>30317252
Capture bullets in body.
Attempt to find a way to fire them back.

>>30317301
>TIL

REDDITFAG DETECTED

SOUND THE OVERREACTION ALARMS WHOOP WHOOP

>>30317270

I AGREEMENT.

>>30317310
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ez-OJ4zPfC8

>>30317252
Have you ever been kicked by a horse, even a small pony?

NO YOU HAVENT BECAUSE YOUD BE FUCKING DEAD

>>30317305
Applejack is delicious. Try mixing it with warm cider and a little cinnamon.

>>30317306
That sounds lame and dumb

i hoped that ponies would dissolve into oblivion


i...i am losing hope

>>30317292
Oh god, I just found this in my drawing folder.

Jesus, why don't I just snap my tablet in half.

Applejack is my second favorite pony.Applejack is great. I like it when she plays the maternial figure for appleblossom, but not as "Her mother" directly. Just the strong Big Sis role.

>>30317290
way too long and it doesn't sound very well

>>30317310
First, what is TIL? Secondly, what's the deal with Reddit?
I have never been there so I don't have a sense for the place. What is the deal that gets people all butthurt about it lately? Hasn't it been around for a while? Or am I thinking of something Digg? I always get the two confused.

>>30317315
>>30317310
oh you guys

>>30317329
Whoops, didn't mean to link but oh well.

>>30317320
Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment.

>rewatching The Best Night Ever
>free fancy and rare food made by the royal chefs for free
>AJ SELLS some apple products
I just can't get over this.
It's still bothering me after all this time since the episode aired

DAMN AJ HOW CAN YOU BE SO RETARDED?

>>30317289
sweet. Inspiration for writing about a drunken applejack, ho!

who made this? I can't read that sig for shit

>>30317320

Give up and watch ponies already!

Does anyone have that image of Rarity as a mermaid? The Archive won't let me have my image back because it's a dumbbut and I hate it.

>>30317355
Here you are anon

>>30317352
I never thought of that. Holy shit, Applejack get it together!

Your favorite pony is dying.

How do you help them?

>>30317368

That was unsettlingly fast.

Are you a wizard?

Here's some shitty AJ as a rock hard stallion cock.

No but seriously can i get some requests to do srs

>>30317317
I'm poor so it's cheap apple juice and jaeger, the latter because I hate sobriety so much.

>>30317352
She is an inbreed hayseed.
What did you expect?

>>30317316
Actually, I have, but it wasn't very hard. The horse was spooked.

The horse kicked me and hit my Nalgene bottle, which I like to think absorbed the brunt of the blow. I still had a bruise, though.

>>30317320
yeah, it's a bit useless to deny it

better off just embracing it and never ever speaking of it. to anyone. ever.

>>30317320
Come on

Just watch a few episodes. Nothing bad will happen

>>30317371
find the cure for their ailment. Say our farewells. Live forever knowing your favorite pony is alive and well and will live a long, happy and fruitful life.

>>30317378
No just a very carefully organized pony folder.
If I was a wizard I would get doubles which won't happen

>>30317379
Oh hey it's you. Did you ever end up doing a Vinyl Scratch drawing?

Also, could you repost your Spitfire from yesterday? I forgot to save it.

>>30317352
It's possible she didn't know free food would be provided.

>>30317371
Capture some hostages. Demand writers to stop doing this shit with kid's show.

Alternatively, capture writer's family.

>>30317336
I think It's great. It's just an info collaboration site, good for wasting time.

People get ass pained about it because people like to consider themselves part of some special community just for posting there, which is just as retarded as thinking you're part of an anonymous legion for going on 4chan.

>>30317379
How about some Snips?

>>30316853

Thanks for the fried Scoot-Scootaloo!

any drawfags in this thread?

>>30317371
With the best medicine money can buy.

>>30317394
How were your dreams last night, Blueb? Fulfilling?

>>30317395

Well thank you regardless, now to make the picture better by making Rarity a police and a British.

>>30317371
Devour their flesh so they can be with you for a few more weeks

>>30317411

I'm not a drawfag, but I've got this whip!

>>30317411
Maybe.

Why the FUCK is this not a drawthread?

You guys suck ass at making threads.

>>30317421
You dropped this.

>>30317421
Where there's a whip, there's a way

one thing that bugged me before the grand galloping gala premiered was

Rarity had no idea blueblood would be there
AJ diddn't ahve a permit to sell on palace grounds
Fluttershy diddn't need a ticket to check out the gardens
Rainbow dash diddn't need a ticket to upstage and impress the wunderbolts.
Pinkie wanted to party. the gala isn't a pinkie pie party.

none of them needed to go.

>>30317379
>cutting off 2/3 of the scrot
You fucked up son. F+

Hey guys, how does you stop procrastinating?
Been like 4 hours and I haven't drawn a single line... Feeling so bad.

>>30317397
Yeah I did the Vinyl Scratch drawing.. It's not that good in my honest opinion or something

pic related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2pRo0TP82kk&feature
I guess Ghost is a windows guy.

>>30317440

This is what I'm saying. We need a drawthread to get us drawing.

>>30317417
I had a dream that Jupiter, yes JUPITER, was right outside Earth. Like about the distance to the moon kind of close. It was an odd dream. I woke up feeling terrified, but I have no idea why. So to answer your question, no it was not fulfilling.

>>30317379
why isn't that a giant vagina? Or why isn't that big mac?

>>30317440
Sounds like you've got other things on your mind...

perhaps letting off some steam will clear things up?

>>30317440
I usually watch some things on Hulu or listen to music when I draw. That helps me get in the mood. My friend would have specific playlists for types of drawings he would be doing.

>>30317397
Also here's the spitfire drawing I did

>>30317440
I usually just open up whatever I'm working on, close everything else on my computer, and force myself to work on it. There's no secret to it... just the only solution.

>>30317449
Bueno.

>>30317435
No, you know what was really messed up about the Gala?

>The entire reason Fluttershy wanted the ticket was because ANGEL wanted to go.
>Angel ends up not going.
>Angel probably could've gotten in anyways because he's a goddamn RABBIT.

How do I stop dreaming about ponies? I mean, my dreams are just like my normal dreams for the most part, just with ponies. Even the more... uh... intimate dreams sometimes feature myself with a pony.

SB a friend of mine and I got drunk a few nights ago and watched season 1. We named each other as ponies... apparently I am Sir Monteray Jack and she is Annie Flannie

>>30317320

Oh come on, it's not that bad. Watch an episode, pick out a favorite, you'll lirun run RUN WHILE YOU STILL CAN ESCAPE THIS MADNESSke it faster than you can snap your fingers.

>>30317471

Angel probably went, he just wasn't in the episode.

>>30317473
Take them out and put them in my brain

>>30317461
>Jupiter
>not Neptune
Faggot

>>30317471
Angel stayed at the cottage and smoked all of Fluttershy's weed.
He woke up two days later.

Bahaha, EQD took down the post about Steve Jobs.

>>30317435
>Rarity had no idea blueblood would be there
...it would seem pretty odd for him NOT to be there.
>AJ diddn't ahve a permit to sell on palace grounds
You need to have an anus to be anal retentive.
>Fluttershy diddn't need a ticket to check out the gardens
...maybe they do have anuses.
>Rainbow dash diddn't need a ticket to upstage and impress the wunderbolts.
Yes she did, VIP's and shit.
>Pinkie wanted to party. the gala isn't a pinkie pie party.
She didn't know this.

>none of them needed to go.
No one needs to do anything fun. Fuck fun.

>>30317477
ITs frightening reading that in Pinkie's voice

>>30317465

I just realized, I've never read FO:E, but I really want to see art of Gilda wearing a Tunnel Snakes jacket.

>>30317471
...Dude, rewatch Ticket Master. She didn't want it because Angel wanted it, she wanted to see the gardens. Angel just glared at her when she said 'No, I'm just doing this because we're friends.' He was keeping her honest.

If I start namefagging can I be part of the circlejerk too?

>>30317480
He wasn't in the carriage...

>>30317487
>2011
>Visiting EqD
Welcome to /co/. You must be new here.

>>30317487
It was retarded.

What does Steve dying have to do with ponies?
unless his ICoffin has pony toys I'm not interested.

>>30317484
that's something that's not dumb. Fluttershy would probally be an enormous pothead

>>30317494
it's an annual event, you'd think they'd have SOME idea of what goes on there

>>30317487

I posted a few jokes about him on my facebook. Pissed off hipsters errywhere.

Walked out to get a drink and my roommate highfived me.

>>30317487
What post?

>>30317483
>Neptune
>not Saturn
Octagonal north pole up in this bitch!

>>30317503

He had his own carriage, duh.

With Gummy and Winona.

>>30317500
i namefag because of laziness and am a not so competent drawfag.

>>30317504
I hear people from ponychan post here too.

Aw man, Dark Souls is a trip.

>>30317500
Yes. But you won't be a part of much more prestigious anon circlejerk.

>>30317500
You're halfway there. Now you have to pick one other namefag to flirt with and one to have a rivalry with

>>30317411
No.

>>30317504

>2011
>pretending you don't go to EQD at all

>>30317515
>Saturn
>not Mars

Bitch please

>>30317510
Try to fucking bend your fingers like that.

Go ahead, just try.

>>30317521

There's one other thing that I'm pretty sure is a big motivator for your namefag status.

You know. /That/ thing.

>>30317510
>that anthro
>those hands
>those thighs

what the fuck man

>>30317529
That's fine. TBH I don't know how to use a trip, I've lurked/anonposted for years (mostly on /v/)

Not even trolling.

>>30317523
I used to post there a bit. Not anymore. I made their RBD theme.

>>30317546
>Trying to kill me by triggering the human body's self destruct mechanism.

>>30317546
that's a boobs picture not a fingers picture

>>30317511
What goes on in the White House during all those fancy smanshy dinners?

>>30317515
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B1xaC_Lhmyg&feature=related

>>30317545
>>30317515
>>30317483

Wow, the Galaxy Girls fan wanking sure did start early

>>30317561

Damn, you caught me.

>>30317411
Do I count as a drawfag if I'm shit?

>>30317466
I'm not sure... But don't want to fill thread up with my crap either way.

>>30317469
I actually work worse when I do that. End up hating it too, if I even finish it. I work best when I people to talk to while I'm doing it. But generals not meant for that. Probably gonna go try music and such like this guys said. >>30317467

>>30317536
Why the longest limbs?

>>30317543

>2011
>visiting any external pony site, excluding the archive

>>30317558
Read FAQ. Your favorite game probably sucks anyway.

>>30317558
just type #[string of characters] after the name
this is Flaburs#n72 for example

>>30317543
>implying I do

>>30317578
>Using the internet for anything.
>Not simply living in 4chan.

>>30317575
You could always stream too, it would force you to do something productive.

>>30317575
Why don't you have a chill stream? If people are watching maybe it will motivate you to work, and if not, we can just hang out and talk.

>>30317464
southern comfort.

>>30317580
I will, the next time I'm sober.

My favorite games do suck, it's true. I like my waifu simulators, what can I say?

>>30317577
Because that's what Fluttershy should look like. All Bambi like with tiny, underdeveloped wings because she doesn't fly enough.

>>30317552
I became a namefag long before these dreams started happening. I explained this last night.

>>30317568
I hope Lauren will make her project a reality.
She deserves it.

Now let's see how that cape cartoon turns out.

>>30317583
Oh, is it just like an MD5 or SHA hash or something?

>>30317607
And people say my Noose idea is to grimdark.

The implications of a Slenderpony Fluttershy are astronomical

>>30317610
dreams, dude?
What kind? are they about ponies?
if yes, start worrying

>>30317614
>Now let's see how that cape cartoon turns out.
For some reason, I imagine it will be shit.

I'd contribute some doodles, but I have to sleep.

>>30317607
I may disagree with your opinion, sir, but i will defend to the death your right to Pony.

>Show dad death battle
>Eventually get to Starscream v. Rainbow Dash.
>"Starscream is going to loose this, isn't he?"
>'Does he ever win at anything?'
>"HA!"

>>30317536
Tall pony is tall.

>>30317630
>sleep
>2011

>>30317634
Updated version for the times.

>>30317615
It's Unix's crypt() actually, but the same deal. Secure tripcodes (with the double hash ##) use a secret salt specific to 4chan so they can't be easily cracked. Insecure trips work the same on every *chan and you can use software like Tripcode Explorer to brute force any tripcode you want.

pahneys

>>30317615
>>30317615
Yeah, sure. Something like that.

>>30317630
dat arm is just a bit too big

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMaIYfkFrh8

Hey guys, I was just watching S202 and I noticed this guy running around during a brief scene.

Did we ever come up with a name for him?

>>30317610
I had a similar dream Blueb. As desensitized to ... that stuff as I thought I was, It deeply disturbed me.

>>30317536
>remember that slandermane fic
>In the end FS and Twilight become slandermanes or something.

It still scared me....Seriously it was fucked up.

>>30317404
>Snips
>2011

IS THIS THE BEST YOU CAN DO /co/?

COME AT ME

>>30317660
I think that's Coconut.

>>30317670

>>30317660
He's Pony Bear Grylls.

>>30317665
Slandermanes? You mean they're in politics?

>>30317647
Me on the left~

>>30317597
>>30317598
>stream mind

Anyone else want me to start up a stream to go hang out in?

>>30317660
Screen Walker?

>>30317670
How about Braeburn drinking whiskey?

>At work.
>Turn on Celestia radio for some background sound.
>Ads
>Ads everywhere.
>They all sound horrible, make it stop!
>That retarded bitch who 'voices' Derpy gets three ads in a row and a song.
I almost broke an expensive phone.

>>30317496
Tunnel Snakes rule!

>>30317679
...
Well fuck.

>>30317660

I will forever refer to him as Greased Palms. And there's not a damn thing you can do to stop me.

>>30317650

Yeah. I'm still learning pony proportions, so my scale tends to be a bit off.

>>30317662
I'm dealing with it so far, but I just don't like the fact that it's happening NOW and they happen completely at random.

>>30317660
Coconut.

>>30317670
Actually, um...

I was kinda being serious.

I think Snips is okay.

>>30317568
>not liking space because it has the scariest shit imaginable
I'd like to introduce you to my friend the Magnetar.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magnetar
Or the beauty and general fucked-up-ness of the Cat's Eye Nebula.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cat's_Eye_Nebula

>>30317702

>pic

...Are you fucking serious?

>>30317693
>There are no Tunnel Snakes references in F:E.

>>30317702
How about Oasis

>>30317706
He is just a little annoying.
At least Snails is adorable.

>>30317670
Draw Applejack milking Apples to make Applejuice.

>>30317660
>my special talent is an island with a tree on it

>>30317689
4th wall breaking, you say? Has anyone shipped him with Pinkie yet?

>>30317692

I don't know what the fuck Celestia radio is, but why the fuck would you listen to something like that at work?

>>30317713
I can only assume it's just for the pun of it.

>>30317712
>Cat's Eye Nebula

>Not the Pillars of Creation

Sure is shit taste in here

>>30317702
>>30317675
Super, thanks guys.

>>30317714
That's wrong on so many levels.

>>30317729

...I don't get it

>>30317721
>Milking Apples

>>30317726
http://ponify.me./

For background noise, I work in a fucking silent fuel kiosk because the fucking radio broke.

>>30317692
Yeah those adds are pretty brutal. Made me stop listening to them. I mean how much money do you really need to host a webpage that basically just runs itself playing music.

>>30317675
you down?

>>30317741
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coconut_shy

>>30317714

So how about, you know, just the drawing of Gilda (and possibly other gryphons?) wearing the jacket. Ooh, maybe Pinkie could be Amata, and Dash could be the Lone Wanderer.

>>30317763

Oh.

7's everywhere

I feel like I've reinvented the wheel. Thanks again to that kindly wizard.

Speak not to me of blasphemy, man. I'd strike Celestia if she insulted me.

>>30317777
>Wizard

>>30317769
>Dash as the Lone Wanderer.
But that would mean she was good at something other then being fat and useless.

>>30317461

Imagine a giant churning ocean of red and cream haze forever gazing at you.

You can no longer look up without staring into the endless amalgam of cloud that is Jupiter. at D = alpha*d/206265 it would be this big.......


Fuck, I all ready gave up.

>>30317747

Yeah but, you could just download music and listen to it, you know. I've got a few of my playlists on my phone.

>>30317777

Derp, let's try that again.

>>30317770
Do they not have coconut shys in america, or wherever? What the fuck do you do all summer?

>>30317777
>>30317773
So close Pinkie

>>30317773
>>30317777

Smooth move, Pink-lax

>>30317793
But I am LAZY

I still haven't listened to Celestia radio due to my lack of high-speed in his area, what's it like?

>>30317789
Shit man, that's depressing.

>>30317687

Yes, you should definitely stream.

>>30317798
that eyeliner makes it look like they huger for the souls of the innocent

>>30317812
>Good remix.
>Shit
>Shit
>Ponybeat.
>Shit.
It's just like a regular radio station!

>>30317736
Don't get me wrong, the Pillars are beautiful. However the Cat's Eye Nebula has some messed up mysteries to it like those ejections on the sides.

Or could go with Hot Jupiters. Fuck man, gas giants that fucking close to stars? And most in retrograde motion?

>>30317812
I'm tuning in now to see what it's like.

>>30317830
>It's just like a regular radio station!
haha yeah

>>30317801
Please don't say you are lazy.

I had an idea.

I should do something with this.

>>30317830
not really, you'd be hard pressed to find a radio station that would play 5 straight songs

So, I think I figured out why the rock's name is Tom.

>>30317830
>>30317812
He left out Adds. Adds everywhere.

>>30317789
If we're lucky, would could become a moon.

Given, the radiation reflected of Jupiter would kill us, but you wouldn't burn up in its atmo

>>30317801

Dude, all you do is plug your phone into your PC with your USB cable (if your phone didn't come with one, then your phone sucks) open your SD card in Explorer, then copy and paste your playlist. It's fucking simple as shit.

All this playlist talk has me wanting to do a music hypothetical. Rather than "your favorite pony is listening to whatever you're listening to," let's switch it up: which pony would probably like whatever you're listening to right now the most?

For me, probably Fluttershy, since this kind of falls into the "stoner music" category.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Gt5SsfPwBo

>>30317789
>>30317819
You don't know how much this though has come into my head.

>>30317848
>icanseeforever.jpg
It's lovely, SB.

>>30317854
The radiation would definitely kill us. It would be awesome to watch those storms rage around while we died though.

>>30317851

>>30317844
Datte hontou wa crazy.

>>30317798
This is now a lyra bonbon thread

>>30317843

So, like, maybe I'm weird, but I'm a 90s kid and I've never listened to the radio. I listen to plenty of music, but it's always come to me through the magic of the intertubes -- the notion of people listening to scattergun, butchered broadcast music riddled with ads and personalities that the Buggles assured me died some twenty-odd years ago still boggles the mind. Am I the only one like this? There's gotta be other people like this out there.

>>30317851
That's Hardly funny

>>30317851
HA

>>30317890
I'm ashamed that I get the joke.

Should I be?

>>30317886
i just realised i have no lyrabon pictures

what are you waiting for?! get to dumping, bro!

>>30317899
I am ashamed that I don't.

>>30317860

I think rarity would listen to Catgroove. Or twilight. sophisticated ladies with mean streaks, or at least that's what I'm thinking of anyway.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ROwH8ZEST1U

thoughts?

>>30317888

>'80 was 31 years ago

I can't get used to this; it still freaks me out that the 90s are no longer last decade.

>>30317911
I think his joke rocked.

>>30317886
I am okay with this.

>>30317894
Pedofillyia is a disease, Anon.

>>30317894

>>You fapping to foals, bro?

i think my drawing quality ability is deteriorating. by the minute

taking more requests and drinking more

Should I watch episode 13 (Fall Weather Friends), 18 (Show Stoppers), or 24 (Owl's Well) next?

>>30317894

http://rule34.paheal.net/post/list/lauren_faust/1

>>30317888
You're a lucky one. You missed out on Loveline though so I can't say I'm jealous.

>>30317899
It's 2011. Even if you've never read a Harry Potter book cultural osmosis alone should ensure you get the joke.

>>30317911
>living_under_a_tom.jpg

>>30317900

THIS MUST BE RECTIFIED.

>>30317911
don't worry, understanding that joke is the Bane of my existence

>>30317911

Lord Voldemort's real name was Tom Marvolo Riddle. It's some lazy, half-ass anagram that's introduced in the second book, if memory serves. I am Lord Voldemort from Tom Marvolo Riddle.

>>30317848
I would love you if you could make a nerdy colt with a jalapeno cutie mark and a shy little frilly pony with a pudding cup cutie mark

>>30317947

>>30317789
Jupiter was almost a star. We were almost a binary system.

>>30317934

I don't fap to horses, but I like to see pics.

>>30317934
I've raised kittens in a carboard box like that

I don't think I could handle the CMCs

>>30317960
>draw my oc please
oh you.

>>30317959
Thanks. Didn't watch later HP movies, didn't read books.

>>30317952
The old lady dragged me to see the latest one after she read all the previous books over the course of a couple of weeks.

Can't say I understand shit about the story, but the movie didn't suck dick.

Why the fuck do I have this image saved? What's wrong with me?

>>30317976
it was in the 2nd one

>>30317941
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a25ERFjygOA&feature
Watch this one.

>>30317954

Bon-Bon loves her waifu.

>>30317960
That's oddly specific.

>>30317958
tom hardy. get it?

>>30317960

How about you fuck off forever

>>30317988
That might spoil the other episodes for me.

I've seen every episode but the three I've listed. I watch series achronistically.

The only thing I Love and have a tolerance for.

>>30317964
Fun fact: The majority of the systems are binary systems.

>>30317933
Now I think of Lyra and Bonbon as girls from Volcaloid. Thanks anon.

I'm going to touch you in an emotional spot and there's nothing you can do to stop me.

>>30318010
So we are special
yay

>>30317970
CUTIES MARK CRUSADERS SHIT ALL OVER THEE FLOOR-ERS

>>30317888
Not me. Growing up in Australia with Triple J is pretty awesome. No ads either because it's government funded. I listen in the car all the time because I have no CD player and only a shitty cassette adaptor for the MP3 player.

I encourage you to tune in online if you like indie shit.

>>30318010
...If that's a computer joke, I'm laughing like a retard over here.

>>30317844
>>30317877

>>30318006
You didn't even watch them all yet and you're asking for an advice?

Watch Show Stoppers.

>>30318007
Oh man, good pick anon.

>>30318010
Fun Fact: under the theory that the universe is infinite, that is incorrect

>>30318016
If it involves Rainbow Dash, then it won't.

>>30318023
Yay!

>>30317970

>>You will never raise a Rainbow Dash foal in a cardboard box

>>30318016
A few nights ago some anon was writing a story based on this.

It was even better than that sappy fanfic that was on EqD. I would have saved it but I was on my phone at the time.

>>30317980

The story is -- meandering and unfocused. It's decent in its own right, even if it is straight teenage fanfic fodder style tripe, and I suppose a huge part of our collective childhood, but it suffers from its own framing device (the school) and the author's timidity as she grew into her own style.

Dunno, maybe I'm just jaded and hating on it because I'm one of those hipsters I hear about in the news. Too long; didn't read: The story's batshit anyway.

>>30318010
>>30318026
I laughed so hard I derped.

>>30318016

Goddammit I've seen that image so many times it makes me want to puke.

If Babby Dash was really sent to me, I'd snap her neck, roast her on a barbeque, and have delicious marshmallow barbeque wings.

>not Mercury

>>30318028
The joke being that I was making contradictory comments.

Why would I care about spoilers, for instance, if I viewed achronistically anyway?

>>30318046
That's fine, I couldn't follow the story cause I hadn't read or watched any of the previous shit.

I was just saying I got my $7 worth, that's all.

>>30318016
Ew, that's not Fluttershy...

>>30318055
>no one mentions Pluto.

I'll always consider him a planet...

>>30318043
Man RD would be such an handful to take care of.

Doesn't mean I don't want to.

>>30318016
>>30318016
>>30318016
Read this https://docs.google.com/document/d/1NwdIJMALxxi6egHz832IuNIHy1J7JAqulJFoGeLM5tY/edit?hl=en_US

>>30318059
It seems I skimmed over your post.

>>30318046

The story is a lot better than a lot of other things people like, man.

I'm not even a big fan of harry potter at all, but I really can't think of anything that made me say "this is fucking retarded" from a narrative standpoint.

>>30318044

I was the one in that thread trying to post inspirational bullshit. I left when it started derping. I tried my hand at writing one of his passages last night, but everyone was too busy arguing at the time to notice.

I could post it again now, if you'd like.

>>30318073
UMAD PLUTOFAG?

>>30318016
I can't unsee them sitting there and playing with boxes and blankets and taking all these pictures just to get the correct ones. It's more of a why.jpg feel and makes me slightly mad.

>>30318043
I'd be so scared to handle her and her itty bitty wings

>>30318044

I wrote one about babby Pinkie Pie. Is that the one you're talking about?

Because I'm gonna upload the whole thing once I finish it.

>>30318054

>marshmallow barbeque wings

Damn, that sounds delicious. Fuck, you know it's late when you start getting hungry again. I gotta go to bed, I have classes at 9.

>>30318073
Enjoy living in the past.

I always hated that stupid oversized comet.

>>30318073
>our kids will learn in school that Pluto isn't a planet.
>our grand kids won't learn about Pluto.

Are we sharing stupid jokes?

Ok:

What goes, "woof, woof, BOOM!"?

Terrierists.

What did the racist bartender say to the bar of gold?

A U, we don't serve your kind.

What'd he say to the neutron?

For you, no charge.

>>30318055

>>30318073

>>30318099
FUCKING BASTARDS
THEY HAD NO RIGHT TO DO THIS!

>>30318084
That would be wonderful for my drunken stupor.

I warn you, if you make me cry, I'm probably going to wake up the old lady.

>>30318091
Nope, but I'd read it if you posted it.

>>30318099
They will. And maybe by then we'll have found some of the other outer planets.

>>30318101
>hey you guys, i just discovered this amazing webcomic called xkcd, it caters to my heightened intellect and wit

>>30318091
Talk about a handful. Imagine Pinkie as a hyper active baby

>>30318073

If Aes Rock is wrong, I don't wanna be right.

Bring Back Pluto, 'cause eight planets bullied number nine until he fell.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZG8bD28Ek84

>>30318099

Haha fucking faggot rock nobody ever liked him. His like the retarded kid who tried to force himself into your circle of friends. If it were up to me, I'd send a rocket full of nuclear bombs to Pluto to erase that shitty thing from our Solar System forever.

mars > pluto

>>30318046
i read the first four books i think but i cant remember much. Never got back to them. I remember though that the first book was terrible and i still wonder how the series got so popular on it alone.
>Kid Wizards!
>Deus Ex Mentor!
>Three trials to get McGuffin!
>Tweest, the nice guy was the bad guy all along!

The other ones were pretty cool though. Might have to go back and read the whole series to see what all the fuzz is about.

>>30318144
>His like
>His like

>>30318129

Well the important thing is that you found something to feel superior about.

>>30318107
Fucking astronomers who need them anyway?

>>30318154
can you draw a jailbait pony plz

like scootaloo in a tube top with her tits hanging out or something

plz

>>30318152

It's just like MLP. If you didn't really like it, don't bother going back and trying to find something in it. It's not there.

>>30318117

Alright, I'll dig it up in the archive.

"It's been six years, now. Six years since you stumbled across the box, six years since you found the purpose in life you'd been begging for. To this day, you have no idea how she came to be in this world, nor do you know who left her there for you to find; all you know is that you're thankful.

She comes to you, tears in her eyes. She's wearing the outfit you made for her, after many nights of failed attempts at learning to sew, fueled more by love than coffee. She tells you that, again, the kids are picking on her. They keep reminding her that she's different, that she doesn't belong. Many thoughts go through your head, thoughts of revenge, thoughts of similar situations you endured when you were her age, so many thoughts that you don't even notice her climbing into your lap.

You look down, and she's curled up, crying into your chest. You sigh, pushing those thoughts out of your head, knowing you'll spend the rest of the day and most of the night comforting her until she finally falls asleep. You don't mind, though; it's not the first time, and as sure as kids will always be cruel, it won't be the last."

>>30318177
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Fluffy, you gonna stream, or should I take a page from your book and try to be productive?

>>30318166
Seriously, next thing they are going to say is a fucking alicorn princess does not control the sun.

>>30318152

Never read the seventh book, actually. My interest really started to peter out after the sixth. Maybe I'll get to it someday and nostalgia.

>>30318177
<3

You're making my goddamn night anon.

>>30317947
Not nearly as bad as I was expecting. I'm just waiting on the gore.

>>30318207
Of course not! That would just be stupid.


She just controls how fast the Earth rotates.

Idiot

>>30318207

>2011
>Still believing in Celestia

Have you ever seen her? Have you ever seen proof of Canterlot?

I can't just accept your story of a magical sky pony without some hard evidence.

>>30318216
>gore pics of a living person
>harassment and intimidation

>>30318235

Well pictures of her make me hard, is that evidence?

>>30318235
What now faggot?

>>30318231
GET THE FUCK OUT, GEOSCIENCE FAGGOT!

U JUST MAD YOU HAVE NO EARTH PONY GODDESS

>>30318231
the earth doesn't rotate, the sun rises and sets in the same place

>>30318253
>the equestria
ftfm

>>30318117
>>30318131

Took what I've written so far and through it into pastebin. Enjoy!

http://pastebin dot com/r2ZSTcUk

>>30318253

>implying the Sun doesn't rise in China and set in California

Did you even graduate high school?

>>30318235
Through my dreams she speaks to me. I'm sorry you're such an insufferable faggot untouched by the Divine.

>>30318258
Not that guy, but I think Equestria is a country. A sovereign state, if you will.

You know, and the settler ponies are outside of it, or at least on the border.

>>30318265
>rise in CHINA
>Not Japan, the LAND OF THE RISING SUN

what the actual fuck man

>>30318265
There are giant catch and launcher platform station on both places to handle the exchange every day

>>30318240
Didn't say I wanted it, just that it's inevitable. Anyway, I meant her OC, though I suppose gore of her human self could be on the cards too.

>>30318270
Yep it's a country.
Twilight said that in Dragonshy.
Celestial said it's Earth

>>30318270
Someone fetch ye map!
And ye flask!

Whelp. I'm off to bed now. I shall see you gents tomorrow. Reason I'm saying that is because I've lost control of my life.

>>30318284

You can't get ye flask.

>>30318278

Fucking weeaboos.

>>30318284
>Here the be dragons

>And here

>here too

Hey,

hey

hey

two more days until episode 3

>>30318288
>I have not had a drink in a very, very long time.
Fucking mining accident...

>>30318296

Thought it was airing on the 15th?

>>30318288
>go dennis

>>30318296
...I hope your kidding...if not...I don't have the heart to tell him

>>30318296

>>30318286
>See you soon, sweetie! ;)

>>30318308

Stop abusing the ellipsis; it's the redneck wife of punctuation.

Fuck TwilightXDeadpool this is my new OTP

Alrigh t here's my next masterpiece. I'm sure you guys will love this

>>30318286
I know I'm in complete control of my life. I can leave whenever I want.

>>30318312
>Rainbow Dash trying to blink fuzzy caterpillars out of her eyes

>>30318283
>Earth.
That should blow the fucking mind of any human in Equestria fic's human.

"Welcome to Earth!"
'...wat'

>>30318322

Hey Leth, wanna elope to Spain?

>>30318320

I think it's time for you to go to bed.

>>30318320
...So, you're just not trying anymore then?

Bummer, I thought your stuff was pretty good.

Oh wellz.

>>30318213

I'd try my hand at more, but no one else seems to like seeing them here (and I can't blame them, fanfiction bothers me when posted here as well) and I'm not going to bother going through the effort of setting up a Google Documents page just for a few paragraphs.

Maybe I should stop procrastinating and get around to that Lyra fic I've been planning.

>>30318329
Why Spain?

>>30318320
Don't turn into Juice. We already have a Juice, and you just can't compete with that.

Your sober stuff was looking good.

>>30318319
Stil lwaiting on that Adventure Time cross over where Ice King steals Princess Celestia (pony princess) and Fin/Jake team up with mane 6 for an

ADVENTURE

>>30318339

Its got gorgeous beaches, I don't speak the language and it's a hop skip and a jump to either Morocco or France.

>>30318337
We don't mind >Quickfiction

>>30318337

DO EET!

>>30318348
>Spain
>France
Could you possibly have worse tastes anon?

>>30318326
Look, I was wrong

It was Earth all a long

You finally made a monkey

>yes we finally made a monkey

You finally made a monkey out oooooffff meeee!

>>30318353
>>30318337
I happen to enjoy >fanfiction when it gets posted, but I suppose I'm in the minority.

I think some people appreciate it though.

>>30318358
WE CAN GO TO DISNEYLAND!

>>30318348
What do they have in Morocco besides headwear?

>>30318348
Oh, okay then.

Do you want to just meet there?

>>30318007
By coincidence, I actually just drank some Glenlivet in honor of Steve Jobs to wind down my evening.

>>30318366
...
Kill me please

>>30318337
I love the inline fiction, keeps you on the edge of your seat and shit.

Plus I'm sauced, that makes it wonderful.

Just don't make me cry or get a whyboner.

>>30318365
>>30318353

That makes me feel better, I suppose; I was afraid that the threads we were going through at this time last night were a prelude of things to come. That frightened me, since these are the only threads I really enjoy anymore.

>>30318355

I'd rather not start a large project while buzzed. Quickfics, sure, but if it's a large project I have to be either consistently wasted or sober.

>>30318365
I like >fanfiction too.

>>30318393
Why is everyone always drinking late at night? Seems to me that the best time to get inebriated is when you're sharing time with your friends, not browsing the MLP General by yourself.

not that I'd know.

>>30318358

Never been to Spain, never seen enough of France and I haven't been to Europe at all in years. They're lovely places and you're just being a meanybutt.

>>30318367

It's like the best parts of California, in terms of climate, but the people are way nicer and the culture is exotic (to a Westerner).

>>30318371

Sure, anywhere in particular you want to go because I was thinking we just fly into Madrid and pick a direction.

>>30318177
GOOD GOD.
I normally can't despise that wishful thinking, unrealistic shit, but this. This has me tearing up and I'm not sure I can keep it from spilling over, guys.

What do I do ;_;

>>30318401
Imagining drunk Rose makes me feel creepy.

>>30318404
France is full of assholes.
Just trust me on this. Biggest bastards I ever meet.

As for Spain... I got nothing

>>30318402

Most activities are more fun around people you like, that doesn't preclude you from doing them when you're alone. I like a few beers or some wine or what have you some nights because it feels nice to be inebriated. That's really all there is to it.

>>30318402
>implying I have friends outside the MLPG threads.

No seriously, no one is on AIM. I have no one to share my infrequent drinking with. And no, that's not a cry for AIM friendship.

>>30318402
>implying any of us have friends to get inebriated with
>fuck

>>30318402

Because I'm not a social drinker. No beer for this anon; if I'm just looking for a buzz (like right now) then I'm fond of froufrou drinks like Mike's, or if I want to get ripped I go for the vodka. I've been drunk in public before and hated it, I was constantly paranoid that I was going to make a fool out of myself, even after I was well over the limit. I'm a paranoid person by nature, though.

>>30318404
I've never been out of North America, so sure.

>>30318420
>>30318422
Damnit you guys, depressing loneliness is MY thing.

>>30318401

Rose still lives with her parents. Pretty sure she's underage, or close to it

>>30318430
Misery loves company, faggot.

>>30318413

Your experiences are not in line with my experiences, I'm afraid. I still want to go back to France and see what I haven't seen; worst case scenario, I have some stories to tell folks.

>>30318412
That's probably just because you're imagining the lilt her voice would take on as her drinking progressed, until the stream eventually stopped producing art and was just a tirade of her endless drunken ramblings, going from depressing complaints about her life to salacious comments to entertain her adoring throng of listeners, whispering sultry things in response to requests at an increasingly fixated audience.

>>30318442
She's 20, so yeah.

>>30318399
why was Velvet able to go through barriers if she was only great grand niece if a ministry mare?

>>30318442
In this economy, everybody under 25 is either a college student or living with their family.

>>30318455

Stop.

>>30318455
why do we assume every girl posting on the internet is obssessed with male attention?

from what i know about rose this might be partially accurate though

>>30318261
>pastebin
Jesus christ, I warned you about making me cry.

Feeding baby Pinkie with a goddamn eye dropper? You're killing me.

I love it.

alrighgt, I believe I'm sober enough to do a draw request

Request me and I'll try or something

pic related: how I feel at the moment

>>30318455
Or she just drunkenly argues with her brother.

>>30318426

Dude, worst case scenario you make an ass of yourself. It happens, you learn from it (you learn, for instance, to pace your drinking so you don't risk losing friends at the next New Year's party). Anybody worth being around will forgive you for drunken stupidity; we've all been there.

>>30318427

Well, if you only get a chance to go one place in your life make it South Africa. Still, we can elope to Spain first. We will fuck like rabbits and reenact scenes described in Kinks songs, then travel Eastward into the great unknown of European culture before eventually washing up dazed but elated on distant shores of some Mediterranean country.

>>30318482
Sorry, didn't mean to quote pastebin.

It's the brandy talking.