That picture is hideous.

New topic. Awesome pony remixes.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLjpTtxH4Jo&feature=related

>>30313009

So... I've been reading fanfiction lately.
I kinda like sad fanfiction. Twilight, Rarity or Trixie prefered.

Nothing grimdark, really.

Suggestions?

http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/867726-new-zealand-pub-serves-apple-flavoured-horse-semen

New topic: make some ponies
http://generalzoi.deviantart.com/art/Pony-Creator-Full-Version-254295904

pic not related

>human hands

If ponies had a great magic/technology innovator and they died, how would poni react?

>>30313194
I bet I could totally out-horse-semen-drink anyone in this thread, bar none.

Friendship is RIPPING!!

>>30313194

Big Mac must be hard at work there.

>>30313194
>That they got away with this is a 'mare'ical. This goes beyond simply 'horseplay', it's just play 'foal'. And any 'neigh'sayers that dare support it need to 'buck' off.

>>30313401
hard indeed

>>30313359
They fucking suck man.

Hey.
Hey guy.
Fuck you.

Fuck it.

I'm going to bed.

And I'm taking Twilight Sparkle with me.

Goodnight, assholes.

>>30313194
haha oh wow
dreams do come true after all

>>30313429
What are we going to do on the bed?

>>30313421
Jesus does it better. At least he doesn't recycle the same joke over and over again.

>>30313380
>Steve jobs
>innovator

HOLD IT RIGHT THERE

Steve Jobs was a sales innovator, not a technology innovator. He owes his success to steve wozniak, xerox, openstep, freeBSD, and a shitload of other people.

>>30313161
"Simply Rarity" is the most awesome sadfic evar.

Check the TV Tropes fanfic recommendations page for more awesome.

>>30313380
They'd probably drown their woes in apple cider. If they weren't vegetarians, I'd say they could talk about their feelings on it over a few big big macs.

But seriously, while I'm a windows man, I appreciate the iphone, RIP brother.

>>30313448
We're going to read

>>30313340

>>30313453
>>30313463
I'm okay with both of these posts.

For me, Jobs is an inspirational businessman first, visionary second.

any gif of this?

>>30313340
>Lazy OC Avatar RPing: The Overused Deviantart Page

>>30313453
Sup /g/ bro?

>>30313479
...erotic fan fictions about ponies?

>>30313453

I'd wager they are using Macs to produce quite a bit of the content for MLP: FiM.

>>30313453
While I concur with you and do not own a single Apple product myself, I do admit it take some balls to make the business decisions drag entire markets and industries, kicking and screaming, into the information age.

But please, let's not make this thread into /g/.

>>30313453
Marketing is one element of economic activity, the other two being distribution and production. Without some part of each of three, no product gets sold.

Electronic distribution was an innovation; iTunes legalized it and got the MPAA off our backs to some degree.

what if steve jobs and billy mays had fused in life

>>30313505
Don't they do a lot of their work on Wacom Cintiqs? I thought those were MS exclusive.

Mind you, maybe Studio B's iT is hot enough that they're able to work on Mac and PC seamlessly.

I just quickly doodled this up. Should I add more to it?
Also I colored it in a sketchy, messy, quickly sort of way to go with how I drew it. It seems to fit well.

>>30313161
The Last Sonic Rainboom - Rainbow Dash wants one last flight:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1xraUs1BRjDfLXx9QcsHLbNVvrKOOx2Xjw8qGWAjBaIQ/edit?hl=en_GB&au
thkey=CNnNnIgE&pli=1#

1000 Years – Luna defeats her sister:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1pX6kU80tbMXhF44Ve-WxCB4o8KHnt7ZrLABrS5zIAbs/edit?hl=en_US

Bubbles – Derpys mindset on events:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1RgkrBTryVCfmAARA5ZCMTY4nTa2ta2-mhmdpxvipEoA/edit?hl=en&pli=1
#%20

Ships That Pass In The Night - Twilight has a crush on Big Mac, but doesn't act on her feelings:
ebonmane.deviantart.com/#/d3aobjx

The Three Notes - Sequel to Ships, the following years after that fateful night: 
ebonmane.deviantart.com/#/d3ax552

Simply Rarity – A journal of entry’s detailing Raritys early life:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1qdXe1LEcR6_s3JeA4hmVoeDMUACDjjz9VbU67F8ru_k/edit?hl=en_US

does a ponyfied Steve Jobs exist?

>>30313505
>On OSX

But...MLP is animated in flash.

>>30313527
Ice sales would be a record high in Alaska.

Does anyone have one of those learn-to-draw pony images with lots of example poses?

>>30313453

Without Macintosh to compete against, we'd still be using 486s running Windows 95 on top of DOS 8 or 9 or wherever we'd be by now.

>>30313499
If by 'erotic fan fictions about' you mean 'documented treatises regarding the economic history of', then yes!

>>30313009
In all my time drawing, I shall never draw anything as disturbing as this monstrosity. Let whoever completed such a tragedy live in utter despair at the abomination that has been pasted on this eternal, electrical highway.

>>30313505
I don't think they really have a reason to.

The amount of OSX exclusive software for professional media creation is underwhelming.

>>30313482
I have an OC.

>>30313554
ive got 4, and a link for a couple others that i havent checked out yet

>>30313580
>>30313482
Draw porn of these two

>>30313584

>>30313539
Yeah I think I've seen one floating around somewhere.

>>30313546
Eh? Surely Adobe Flash is available on OSX. *goes to adobe's site to check*

>>30313559
Intel making their $300M push for "ultrabooks" is 100% because of the Macbook Air. Which is one part design, and one part Tim Cook setting up tons of deals in place to give Apple the best electronics supply chain in the world. There's a reason why the only other electronics manufacturer standing toe-to-toe with Apple on quality is a DEDICATED electronic manufacturer (Samsung).

>>30313580
That was my OC.
My super special talent is being autistic.

>>30313594

>>30313579
Wouldn't their reason be "b-b-b-b-bbut all graphics artsist use Macs 24/7, by law!"

>>30313616
http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/01/pony-drawing-guides.html

>>30313580
hey, did seth post that intro thing or whatever for you yet?

>>30313559
Apple really wasn't a driving force for microsoft, linux, or intel to compete against. They helped push the home computer forward a bit and then sank into shit for a few years.

Macs only gained significant popularity after they started using intel processors and ported some windows software that a lot of people practically needed.

There's a reason people say they're for hipsters. The old PPC macs were really fucking unpopular and sort of shitty/ugly. They needed an agressive advertising campaign and a total change in hardware to get to where they are now. Fuck, apple's success is built on smartphones, mp3 players, and a hasty redesign of the old powerbooks.

Ok, I like to think I've remained neutral on the holy Pony thing. I just came back from watching episodes 1 and 2. Its is the most average thing I can think of. The animation: Ok. The voice work: Ok. The Writing: Ok. The Story: Ok.
It reminds me of every other kid shows. Just my 2 cents.

>>30313634

Thanks!

>>30313648
Long time ago. He even popped in here to troll with it a bit when he first posted it.

>>30313649
Now now, Apple products aren't for hipsters. They're for yuppies. There's a BIG difference between the two.

>One is that yuppies are actually respectable

>>30313648
He did. There was a MASSIVE shitstorm of apathy that thread.

>>30313669
ok

>>30313669
>every other kids show

Have you ever seen any other kids show?

>>30313539

>>30313607
>ultrabooks
>mattering

underpowered laptops that only benefit from being super small?

fuck, what are they, for toting in your purse on the way to starbucks? can't you just use a smartphone or a tablet?

it's not like anyone who buys one will need that undervolted i7

>>30313669
Ok.

>>30313674
well can you link it or tell me what it's called so I can go read it?

>>30313669
But episode 1 and 2 don't really count... The rest of the episodes are completely different. Those two are just like an intro to the series. Watch 3 and 4 before you make a final decision.

>>30313669

The show gets exponentially better as it progresses. Your opinion is common, and shared by the majority of fans.

>>30313462
Read it and loved it.

>>30313709
http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/08/authors-and-pre-reader-page.html

>>30313715
desktop thread?

>>30313340
eh

>>30313669
>inb4 "Episodes 1 and 2 aren't representative".

That's fine. It hit a strange nerve for a lot of people, so it ends up coming off as rather overrated. It might grow on you after awhile. If you're still bored, skip to Dragonshy (ep7) or Suited for Success (ep 14).

So Takashi Kamiyama is Twilight Sparkle and Terri McGinnis

Mechazawa is Rarity

Mini-Mechazawa is Sweetie Belle

Fill in the rest of the crew
Mini-Mechazawa is Sweetie Belle

>>30313744

>>30313725
DUDE
you came here jan 7th? I think that is legit the same day as me, can't remember exactly though but it was definitely early jan

>>30313381
they dont make the simulators anymore

Oh gee what the hell am I doing? Just drawing a Diamond Dog. You know where to find me.

>>30313769
My first post as jesus was on January 11th. I have been here since the end of december though.

>>30313695
>underpowered laptops that only benefit from being super small?
Basically, yeah. I'm liking my MBA overall (first Mac product, 3rd Apple product). Yeah, I won't game on it EVER, but I can surf the internet, get my mail, chat, etc. and I can carry it to and from work every day in my briefbag easily. I got it for portability, not for power: It's fast enough for everything I need.

>>30313769
I started posting in these threads the day before Call of the Cutie aired. Over the weekend I caught myself up on the episodes and was writing fics within a week or two.

If I just kept my mouth shut about me being in that meetup pic, I might actually have retained some shred of respectability in these threads.

>>30313744
0/10 weeaboo shit.

lol is that your girlfriend?

>>>/a/

subhuman shitballs

fuckanime.jpg

>>30313753
Will do. And yes, I have seen other kids shows. so far, all I see is bland.

>>30313804
Looks like rape.

>>30313822
If it makes you feel any better, I never respected you. I sometimes felt a little sorry for you, because you're so retarded, but now I don't because I've figured out what a jackass you are.

>>30313812
and you paid 2x as much as its actually worth
congratulations, now explain yourself without sounding like a blind fanboy

>>30313580

I've shown this picture before yes, but I honestly need some feedback. I do listen to you guys, you know. Very difficult to believe, I'm sure.

I already know that people are throwing stink about Lyra's design. The idea is that she runs a successful business from home and is a literal fat cat, with the suit and all that shit.

But what about Bon Bon? Do you think it incorporates enough of her original pony design? Curiosity's sake, what was your image of what Bon Bon looked like?

So I found a new ask tumblr

what the fuck do I ask it?

Just letting you know the stream is up and running.
Starting with Applebuck Season.

>>30313862
whats the answer to to the universe.

>>30313822
huh, you know I think I actually "pre-read" one of your fics once, I think you posted it as anon though, it was applebloom and spike or something
from when I joined here straight through february I spent my nights reading fan fics, seems silly now

Fluttershy's fucking nipples, man. Fluttershy's fucking nipples.

>>30313822
So are you blaming the fact that you make disgustingly retarded comments every thread on your appearance?

>>30313843
I don't think I ever wanted respect. And I am honestly baffled why I come off as a jackass on the internet when everyone tells me I'm a pretty nice guy in real life.

I'm guessing it's because it's easier to gauge a situation in person when you have stuff like body language and tone of voice to go by. On the internet, text is text.

>>30313847
Also.
Here is the code.
So you can play with yourself, Nathan.

3J001W510081BF71FFC49D00000BFFE36UN183702200000350274F1FFF7FFF05107F3FCC004CB2

>>30313857

i think Lyra is too fat. i don't mind a fat Lyra take, but tone the fat down a bit. make her fat, not wal-mart fat.

Steve Jobs, ponyfied.

>>30313862
why haven't you joined the master race yet?

>>30313901
>I am honestly baffled why I come off as a jackass on the internet when everyone tells me I'm a pretty nice guy in real life.

In my headcanon Trixie wants to be nice, but she always forgets.

>>30313846
1) I could afford it.
2) Overall, I don't particularly like the OS itself, and I prefer Windows. Given that other manufacturers are almost keeping pace now, my next laptop will definitely be on Windows. Heck, the only reason why I don't have Windows installed now is a) I'm lazy, b) don't want to buy another license, c) battery life isn't AMAZING, and it'd get knocked down by something like 20-30%, I think, and d) the keyboard differences might bug me.
3) I was torn for a long-ass time between buying the MBA and Samsung's series 9 laptop, which has basically the same specs. I picked the MBA because I wanted to see what OSX was like.
4) I'm never buying a system with a platter-based hard drive as the primary disc medium again. Flash/SSD as primary disc. Platters are secondary only for mass storage.

Happy?

>>30313880
Porcelain Secrets? Sounds about right. I did a joke epilogue to it for April Fools. It involves a pickle.

>>30313901
not a strong argument there. Basically you're saying strip away your rugged appearance and dashing charisma and all that's left is your text. And people Loath you for that.

>>30313340
>no saddles
>no crownie things
>no kneesocks
Well, I'm disappointed. At least there's fake wings.

>>30313924
in my headcanon Trixie isn't worth shit
oh wait, that's canon too

>>30313901

That could be it -- or you could legitimately be a fuckhead and it just doesn't come out in public because you're timid, shy, cowardly or likely some combination thereof. Or maybe people are lying to you. Hell, maybe you're lying to us.

You're still a fuckhead; if you need to understand why, take a deep breath and read the filth you write.

>>30313857
>runs a business from home
>cutie mark is a lyre

What in the actual fuck, Ross.

I'm posting this. I like to share.

>>30313920

Because I stopped using Opera years ago and never particularly felt any need to go back to it. I use Chrome and Firefox now for various tasks.

>>30313927
>windows
>not linux
>on a laptop
>buying an overpriced computer to see what an OS is like
>implying only macs of SSDs

Install gentoo motherfucker.

>>30313901
Maybe you should try telling real people things you constantly spout online, like how you masturbate to underage ponies, and then see if they change their opinion to ours.

>>30313951
Its the right one.

>>30313857
I don't think you should base that particular set of humanizations based on fanon ross.
Lyra should at least be a musician or something...

>>30313857

Bon-Bon's design is fine, not how I'd do it but fine. I imagined her more motherly, if that makes any sense.

Lyra's design just rubs me the wrong way. Aside from the fact that it's actually kind of disgusting to look at, what has she ever done in the show that would make you envision her as that type of character? The expression, too. I don't think she's ever made anything close to that face once in the show.

I get that you're trying to do your own thing with the characters, which is fine and dandy, but the fact remains that the only reason anyone really pays attention to Lyra and Bonbon in the first place is because they have generally-agreed-upon fan characterizations. If you depart too much from that, I don't think anyone will really pay too much attention to your thing.

>>30313894
No, I'm blaming my reputation on how I handled the shitstorm that came with that pic.

>>30313922
Two days ago, I liked you. Now you are just being a dick.

>>30313934
What I'm trying to say is that the internet cuts away 90% of what makes up typical communication and I'm a horrible judge of the tone of a situation going only by the 10% that's left.

>>30313892
I would suck Fluttershy's massive dinner plate nipples

>>30313951
I honestly thought you were referring to MS's.

Hang out in the library. I know you nerd love to study and shit so study.

Listen too. Just listen and wait. What are you waiting for?

Twilight. You are waiting for her to *get something wrong.*

When she does, call it out. Correct her. Don't make a big deal, just call out the correct version of that minute detail.

Then shut up. Go back to your shit. Your work is done. She will be either totally embarrassed, or if she's feeling a bit haughty, will contradict you directly, in her own politely naive way.

Let the argument begin. Pull out a book. Prove yourself right.

Argue.

Fight.

Debate.

>>30313943

Come on, you'll figure it out. If her pony has a lyre for a cutie mark, the type of business she would run is a...(finish my sentence with your answer here).

It's not to say she doesn't go out in public and play the lyre as well. You can't just jump to conclusions.

>>30313927
I would be, except for this fucking part
>1) I could afford it.
This is the primary excuse for all fucktard who have ever bought a mac, i assume its because they assume money > intelligence.
just because you have money, doesn't mean you know how to fucking spend it.

so in the future, leave that part out.
>Pic for comic relief

>>30313927
Why would you buy a windows license?

Just use removeWAT/Daz loader

>>30313998
pagemaster, please for the sake of the thread stop responding to them

>>30314001
We talking humanized or pony?

>>30314023
does it even matter at this point?

>>30313927

>battery life isn't AMAZING, and it'd get knocked down by something like 20-30%, I think

How does it feel to be dumb?

Mockery aside, Apple makes fine products. The only consistently valid complaint you ever hear about them is the price. They're expensive, sure, but they're solid machines from a company that'll take care of its customers.

This is coming from someone who's never owned an Apple product other than an iPod.

The two of you continue to fire sources and scriptures at one another, each trying to debunk or one-up the others source material. Your voices slowly begin to rise as you both begin to feel just a bit frustrated. You begin to lose patience, and the arguments put forth start to go from proper research to anecdotes, to opinions, and finally, you are in eachother's faces. You've forgotten the argument completely. Now you're just hurling insults at each other, yours considerably more colorful. She begins to run out of names to call you, so she resorts to simply saying what ones she has left loudly and only inches away from your face.

You both glare at each other, panting from the horrible exhaustion that childish name-calling brings with it. She opens her mouth to continue her grammatical onslaught, but no words form. You attempt to retort, but there's nothing for you to turn around on her, no words for you to twist so frustratingly in your favor. The brief silence is enough to calm the two of you down, if only slightly. You start to notice the awkwardly short distance between the two of you, but you decide to ignore it and glare harder. You notice her brow struggling to remain furrowed. You falter. It takes almost no time for her to close that short distance between you. You raise your hoof in self-defense, but quickly find yourself using it for other purposes. You feel her tongue pushing against your lips, and you give it entry. She invades your mouth, quickly wrestling your tongue to the floor of your mouth. You struggle. Your hoof begins to run down the back of her head, brushing up against her ear. She freezes, only for an instant. Are you still arguing? You're really not sure. Maybe. Distracted, she puts her well-groomed hooves to your chest and pushes you backwards. She is atop you.

Yeah, you're still arguing. And it looks like you're losing.

And you're just fine with that.

>>30313998
how about this, drop the trip, or shut the fuck up, everyone hates you

>>30313998
No, you come off as a dick from thread to thread.
I didn't even see this supposed "shit storm" and you come off as a massive ass.

>>30314004
Oh I could just Photoshop her into my room and save the time and money of trying to create a dimensional portal to go to a world that doesn't exist.

>>30314002
MS's just happened to be the one with space underneath it for writing. It's misleading.

>>30314004

Then angry sex in front of all her friends?

bueno.jpg

>>30313969
But I don't masturbate to underage ponies.

And that's kind of the benefit of a site like this is that it shouldn't matter what you say. I know I wasn't the only one here who enjoyed that RS fic, after all SOMEBODY had to request it and the only request ever made was stricken from the list and had nothing to do with the CMC.

>>30313009

Damn, turns out I don't have a picture of Arnold from Tiny Toons

>>30314047
I read that as HOW TO SHIT ON TWILIGHT SPARKLE for a moment.

Also, we're apparently /g/ right now.

which linux distros does each pony use

>>30313927
You know that ASUS and Toshiba have the highest reliability and best customer service among laptops, right?

Samsung and Apple are pretty shitty.

>>30313998
I never liked you, I acknowledge why people think I'm a dick. I embrace it. I do it when I'm feeling low, or depressed, or malice, or when the situation calls for it. I take my beatings, and move on from them. In the past months I've been asked to kill myself so many times I've lost count, and the times people have put me down is zero.

/co/ life | Real like

There's a line that I make clear, and I don't cross it lightly.

>>30314062
You just answered your own question.
You post like the rest of us, but you use a name. If you were anon, we wouldn't care or notice. But we know who you are. No matter what you say it will stick to you because you choose to use a name on an anonymous board.

>>30314084
I'd tell you to stop forgetting lenovo, but then I realize the workmanship and support for everything that isn't a thinkpad sucks ass.

>>30314047

>your hoof
>hoof

Boner lost.

Holy shit, did my computer slip into /g/ while I was drawing?

>>30314062
>I don't masturbate to underage ponies.

That's too fucking bad, I do all the time and no one cares. I don't even care. Stop being a beta bitch drop the name and tripcode and fuck off.

>>30313998
You are a faggot.
Please kill yourself.

>>30314084
Hey, I've got an ASUS. My only complaint is that touchpads should never have been invented and all laptops should come with mice.

>>30314094

>I acknowledge why people think I'm a dick.

Just as a friendly reminder, it's because you're an ignorant, opinionated, teenage /b/tard.

>>30314094
>I've been asked to kill myself so many times I've lost count, and the times people have put me down is zero.

lol i still remember the time when you were sriously going to kill yourself

Also, I just like to post VAMPIRE RARITY, because honestly, what the fuck. This shit baffles me.

>>30314062
You masturbate to stories about underage ponies turned into underage humans.
Same difference.

>>30313998
Your Dicaprio faced antics bring me much joy.

>>30314013
I am not the Anon you're addressing but let's be honest here: Macs are overpriced for their workstations, yes, but find me something with the same specs as the 13" MBA at a significantly lower price point. They're actually pretty cheap as far as ultraportables with SSDs go.

I don't own a Mac and never will, but I am really looking forward to the whole Ultrabook thing, especially with Ivy Bridge. At least something will finally be able to match the Air at a decent price.

>>30314023
either one is fine

Sat down and watched Suited for Success. Just gave me a headache. Still average, but the song was neat I guess. Reminds me of when I had to baby sit my sister.

>>30314127
That's not a vampire. That's just a really bad case of pink-eye.

>>30314127
Rarity is so cute when she's evil.

Those human poses are ugly though.

>>30314161
Are you sure it's pink eye? I had a completely different theory. Apparently she's touchy about it, though.

>>30314127
Apparently that wax dripping from her eye is supposed to be blood.

Go figure.

can the meta discussion about shitposters please stop and a new topic for discussion be put forward for the thread to contemplate
My proposal is we ask ourselves if any of the antagonists from season 1 will be returning, redeemed or not.
I would like to see the diamond dogs again, they were fun, and they had very unique body models

>>30314127
>>30314127

Meh, Vampire Fluttershy is more interesting. She probably would try to hide it until the hunger slowly gnawed at her, first making her angry and irritable before eventually driving her into an uncontrollable rage.

But then again, I love it when Fluttershy goes into full bitch mode.

Anyone have the pic of vamp Fluttershy biting Rarity's arm?

That picture gives me at least seven erections.

Maybe 8.

>>30314079

TAILS

No one shall learn of my pony shame.

>>30314161
That's not a vampire either, that's a toe hoe

>>30314079
>Twilight - Debian. She likes to dick around, but she has better thing to do.
>Pinkie - She uses her own kernel called HERD
>Rarity - OSX. Linux isn't fashionable.
>Rainbow dash - ChromeOS (yes, it's linux)
>Applejack - Mandriva, it came with her computer
>Fluttershy - Gentoo

>Trixie - Backtrack

Would CMC use Gundamu if they came across it?
Don't know if I was actually trying to draw, or just sketching scribbles all over the place in this.

>>30314122
Remember when I posted that giant long rant, and I was all"Sorry, sorry", and you where like "lol do it" and then I went all "I pretended in a think experiment I was going to murder myself."?

That was great.

>>30314120
Acknowledged

>>30314160

watch bridle gossip if you are up for it.

it has by far the funniest moment in the series.

>>30314094
You're clearly wrong about why people think you're a dick.

>You can't spell Sentinel
>You have a tripcode without actually being noteworthy (Note the fact that I don't have a trip, just a name. i don't even use THAT most of the time.)
>You don't actually contribute, you just bitch and moan and whine about being hated.

WHy don't you try your hand and writing and drawing, or hell, just post as anon for a while man. Posting alone isnt going to get you recognition. Do something, THEN get a trip.

>>30314194
I dunno, it gushes oddly-colored fluids and is sensitive, so that was my reasoning. Maybe it's just an infection or she jabbed herself in the face trying to be more symmetrical.

>>30314114
Many of us frequent /g/ as well as /co/ and /v/
They're so conveniently listed on 4chan's front page, one right below the next. Why not?

The only fucking problem with Pagemaster and Sentenal are people replying to their posts.

Fucking shocking, I know.

>>30314249
>implying that's their only problem

>>30314143
But your not accounting for everything, even given they are decent enough, they are still terrible in way that cant be made up for
Air overheats, and has terrible battery for being 50% battery
and as far as the MBA goes, dude, alienware makes better specs, and they are shit too

>>30314227
He did make those Presidential Pony images, I think.

Except Rainbow Dash = Andrew Jackson was wrong on every level. Rainbow Dash was a friend to the native Buffalo. Andrew Jackson is responsible for one of the greatest atrocities committed by the US and it was against Native Americans.

>>30314214
I dunno, but if given the chance Rarity would probably end up piloting this one.

>>30314227
>sentinel
Wrong on purpose.

>note worthy
>don't contribute
Isn't that the same thing?

>try writing.
I am beginning to.

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1vFksuBunJ0SB3lS92IfYSaT4s6LwigJhKlBraRvks94/edit?hl=en_US

Also help other in pictures, fanfics, and torrents, as well as general stuff if I can.

>>30314220
>"I pretended in a think experiment I was going to murder myself."?

Holy mother of balls. Just... Just go.

You know anon, once you learn the patterns, you can spot jackasses like this a mile away. It's creepy how well they all fit the mold. The same lines, the same mannerisms, the same bullshit excuses they use when shit hits the fan. It's weird.

no more 1080p downloads for season 2? did mentos explain why?

>>30313968
>>installing linux
Yeah, fuck no. I like using my computer. Linux is great for servers. I'll never use it as a desktop system, let alone for when I just want to dick around.

>>buying an overpriced computer to see what an OS is like
You jelly? Also, yeah. I wanted to see what was going on on the other side of the fence. So what?

>>implying only macs of SSDs
>Forgetting that MBAs are flash-storage only.
I bought an Air. Not a MB Pro. I know that the Pros are still platter based.

>>30314013
For one, re: Pic. No fucking shit. That's why my gaming desktop is still, and always will be a PC. Two, again, my purchasing requirements were, "Light" "Good battery life" "SSD hard drive" "fast enough that running non-gaming apps is never an issue" "looks and feels nice" "enough storage that it's never really an issue" "at least 13 inches in size". My options were narrowed down to:
1) http://store.apple.com/us/browse/home/shop_mac/family/macbook_air/select?mco=MjMzOTQxMjE 13" Macbook Air for $1600.
2) http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16834131156 Samsung series 9 for $2100.

Wait-what? The MBA is cheaper? Well, hell, I'll give it a shot.
(note that this was back in July, so this was before the other manufacturers hopped on the ultrabook bandwagon)

>>>30314264

Oh look, an idiot. Well let me speak your language.

>implying replying to them fixes anything
>implying replying to them stops them being retarded
>implying replying to them doesn't cause threads like this

>>30314291
I didn't make them, I re-posted them.

The more you know.

>>30313857
i am actually ok with that lyra, its the bonbon i dont care for. she looks too much like your rarity. you should change the face and feet.

>>30314299
TrollHD is not uploading the HD rips any longer.

>>30314231
I don't know if pink eye can actually cause bleeding though. I'll have to look that up. Then I'll have to bother VAMPIRE RARITY about it because it amuses me to ask her questions like that.

The thing I'm still trying to figure out, though, is who's the vampire OC? He pops up suddenly, and she's like, "Yes, I'm introducing this character", but then she refuses to give him a name or a back story or explanation. He's totally not a slave, though. He's awesome maybe?

I think he might be like a young boy pony Renfield.

>>30314206
I believe this is what you were looking for.

>>30314327
Oh.

Then I guess you really DO have no real reason to have a trip yet.

>>30314291
>Trail of Tears
>Atrocity
I wish we could all live in a glorious Nietszschean libertarian society.

>>30314114
Have you been to /g/?

it's like a big mashup of /co/, /v/, /a/, technology and butthurt.

>omg ponies fag
>fuk u weeaboo
>fuckin casuals, arch linux master race
>linux has no games!
>that doesn't matter *celestia.jpg*
>your opinion is invalid because i use a superior OS *k-on.png*
>DESKTOP THREAD

>>30314298
>making a joke about it
>jackass

Nope, I admit what I wrote was sleep deprived rantings, even a bit after I did so.

>>30314353
It's probably the Tumblr-runner's OC. You know how that shit goes.

>>30314388
Dont forget the GPU/CPU wars

>>30314300
Oh, and P.S. I've been using the new laptop about 10x more than my previous one when gaming on the couch because it's so much more convenient to handle, so I'm getting more value out of it than the previous $1100 dollar laptop I had before, and it's better overall. Literally the only big problem I have is "OSX is enh".

>>30314353
That blog is retarded, that out-of-character Rarity is retarded, that OC is retarded. There is simply no reason to waste time on that shit. Move along.

>>30314330
Oh, what a shame. Was there an explanation at all? Did hasbro tell him to stop? Seems mentos will still be uploading webrips...
Maybe.. hasbro is planning to release dvds soon? With animator commentary and behind the scenes footage !!

>>30314409

I don't go to /g/ but those images always crack me the fuck up.

>>30313918

Wal-Mart fat, haha.

>>30313986

Basically, I remember reading quite a bit about Bon Bon being some horrible feeder to Lyra, and quite a few people were characterizing them that way. I thought that I wasn't going too out of bounds. Making Lyra part businesswoman? Sure, but it's all still grounded in music. Also, I understand what you mean by "motherly".

>>30314293
Oh man, should have seen that coming. But it is indeed one of the better modeled Gundams from G Gundam. But who would have what it takes to pilot the Shining Gundam?
inb4Rainbowdash.

>>30314427
me too

>>30314379
Seems not.

>>30314379
>Nathan telling some other non-contributing tripfag he had no reason to trip

d'ohohoho

>>30314300
>Linux
>useless on a desktop

Oh no, you don't have photoshop or call of duty. You're doomed!

>You jelly

No, because you could have stuck OSX i686 (google it) on a 4gb flash drive (lol five dollars) and installed it on any old fucking laptop and maybe, maybe have wifi problems and that's it.

>Implying only macs have SSDs

Not unique to apple, not unique to the air, no unique to the pros.

Also, the fact that you were only shopping for utlrabooks is retarded. An extra quarter inch is worth paying $500 less and saner prices all around and you know it.

>>30314400
Yeah, I figure, but I'm trying to understand it all in the context of a story, you know? The entire thing, not just the OC. It all makes so little sense. It demands so much explanation. Every little thing is its own strange plothole.

I mean, why does he have a diamond on his chest? Is that the source of his power? If it lets him fly and be super loved by everyone, why sew one onto a diamond dog? Also, why sew diamonds to something you're going to kill anyway? I know it's Rarity, but still.

>>30314409
>pic
oh my god...

>>30314465
>>30314379
Would you two just fuck and get it over with

>>30314441
I have no idea. Who's the Undefeated of the East in the Ponyverse? Some Chinese breed of horse?

>>30314272
>But your not accounting for everything,
Please explain, aside from the battery. Frankly from what I've read, the admittedly-disappointing battery life on the Air was solved with the switch to Sandy Bridge from the old Core 2's that the original Airs came with. What is there to account for that I am not mentioning? I'm not a huge fan of the keyboard, but aside from that, I have to admit the price is completely reasonable.

>and as far as the MBA goes, dude, alienware makes better specs, and they are shit too
I'm not talking about "better" specs. I'm asking for specs per price. Yes I could get a similar-but-bulkier Alienware, but it would cost me twice as much. The Macbook Air is much cheaper. I don't need a fucking i7 to do what I do with my computer. Hell, I don't even need a discrete GPU. SNB is more than good enough, and my only lament is that the Linux drivers are a bit lacking.

Keep in mind both of my posts are with regards to the Air. I don't really know the comparison of pricing for the Pros, and they're probably overpriced for all I know.

>>30314430
Oh man, I don't go to wal-mart (inb4 "lol elitist"; no, I'm a downtownfag that doesn't have a car, so the suburbs are impenetrable for me), but I've been to PAX a couple times....

...I've never seen walking mushrooms before or since...

sent
page
stop arguing
you're not me
stop trying to be.
silly boys

>>30314487
I'm game.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nbcKKh5y2mk
1:12 is the Gundam the CMC would pilot

>>30314505
Sure thing me.

>>30314441

This fetlock of mine glows with an awesome power,
Its loud whinny tells me to defeat you,
Take this:
My love,
My anger
And all of my sorrow!
Shining Hoof!

>>30314478
I contribute.

>>30314509
Yeah... I'm out.

Sorry for all the shit-posting this thread.

>>30314482
Also, I think that diamond dog looks bored as fuck. Look at him. He's being threatened at knife point and it looks like he's debating over whether or not he's tired enough to nap during her monologue.

>>30314502
What's the name of that blog? I love walmart? It's just pics of the freaks from walmart.

>>30314482
There really is no context. It's just someone being completely out of character and lolgrimdark for the sake of it. And they shoe-horn their OC in the bargain. It's a win-win for them, lose=lose for anyone who tries to make sense of it.

>>30314556
>Sorry for all the shit-posting this thread.
>Sorry for existing
fix'd

>>30313340
Five Billion Hours in Ponymaker.

Lite Brite? Ravelite? Ravebrite? Rave Blitz? idfk.

>>30314556
>I contribute

When was the last time you contributed? March?

>>30314551
stop reminding me of my new-found hoof fetish

>>30313009
"We all do squatz and oatz! Why be at eachother's throats?"

>>30314582
> not using master race duct tape

>>30314584
Over the summer I took several fic requests and compiled some short stories from them.

I was working on a piece for the last friend-off but then my laptop was stolen.

I still write.

>>30314601
hooves aren't as good as feet, because there's no toes to suck on

>>30314430

The feeder thing was quite a while ago, but yeah, I understand where you got that idea. It can be interpreted any number of ways, and I guess yours is just as valid. Personally I take it very lightly, that Bonbon just really likes baking for Lyra and sometimes gets a little over the top or overbearing. Hence the "motherly" thing.

The thing about it is, even if you take it as an actual extreme feeder thing, with Lyra gaining huge amounts of weight, when ponies do it, it's cute, because they're round and, well, ponies. With the giant flabby human hambeast thing, it just makes me think of seeing the morbidly obese monsters jiggle around my local wal-mart, and that's gross, not cute. Again, just my personal preference, but since you asked, there it is.

Having Lyra run a music business actually isn't that bad an idea. Not conventional, but not bad by any means. I guess maybe the suit and expression threw me off? I always imagined her as more happy and less serious.

>>30314582
I threw my thinkpad out of a second story window and killed a pigeon with it.

T60 master race.

I should probably crop AJ out of this and stick it in my reaction folder...

>>30314534
I haven't seen Turn A, but hot damn that thing looks awesome.

>>30314481

>Oh no, you don't have photoshop or call of duty. You're doomed!

So your argument for switching to Linux is that I only lose some of the functions I use a computer for?

>>30314626
>I did some stuff in the summer
> I contribute

You don't do shit but fuck up threads.

>>30314534
Better question, who would pilot the J-Ark?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3tL8CJlvhw

This thread's quality matches the OP pic perfectly.

>>30314501
your an idiot, m11x is 999$ standard, and it has twice the ram, and doesn't use a fucking intel HD gpu

MBA can only support 4GB, this is standard on m11x, this is the standard for christ sake

>lrn2computer faggot

>>30313141
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBktVAczzDo

>>30314633
I don't care for feet. Hooves are something special

>>30314651
You gain some functions too, but you're not tech-oriented enough to give a shit about them.

>>30314659
we started wrong yeah..

>>30314652

That is so not true, he does a LOT for these threads. He gives us our "that guy." Every fandom needs that guy, the guy who sets the bar as low as possible, the one guy we all know we're better than. He's something to bond over, we spend long hours amusing ourselves mocking him and reveling in the fact that as bad as any individual one of us may get, we're definitely not that guy.

Don't be that guy, Anonymous.

This thread sucks and is dildos.

>>30314652
Sorry you feel that way. I do still write and I have put out feelers for requests again.

Alright, I'm out. For real this time.

>>30314441
I think it's obvious who'd pilot the Dragon Gundam...

Hey guys. I'm an awesome new tripfag who's hipcool and popping fresh. I drew a bunch of awesome fanart, that everybody would have loved. Unfortunately there was a blackout and all the files on my computer got deleted.

I'm still an awesome contributor though.

>>30314638
Aint got shit on G73
Terminal velocity fro the 4th floor bitches.

how much until the 15th?

>>30314551
You sir have just won a cute pony.

>>30314194

What does the scouter say about his power level?

>>30314692
Jesus would you swallow Gummy's horse semen

>>30314709
glad to have you, take a seat and enjoy the thread

>>30314741

That's -- that's not a horse.

>>30314481
Whatever. I'm happy with my purchase. I'd do it again. I'm using my laptop 10x more than my previous one because of the more responsive drive and lighter weight, and will be enjoying it for a couple years, at least.

By that point I'll be rocking a ~13" Windows 8 tablet that I can just use as a touchscreen laptop because of the wireless keyboard the tablet will come with.
>God that Slate given out at //build/ is so fucking goddamn sexy

>>30314610
"Hey, I think that actually made the touchpad BETTER"

>>30314734
it says you're a faggot

>>30314741
Depends on the situation.

>>30314568
Oh, I looked it up. Bleeding from the eye is called hyphema, and it's usually caused by trauma to the eye of some sort. So yeah, she would have had to jab herself in the eye.

Just watched Bridle Gossip. Again, average. Still, Fluttershy with a black voice was funny. Still, reminds me of baby sitting.

>>30314748
would it matter?
also everyone knows Gummy is best pony

>>30314638
You're just jealous of my X200 tablet.

>>30314610

>master race duct tape

You fucking peasants don't know shit about tape. Gaffer's tape is best tape.

>>30314769
you obviously didn't like the show as much, just stop punishing yourself and stop watching it

First religion

Now mac vs PC arguments

It's like you guys really don't want to discuss ponies. Bitch Fluttershy would be proud.

>>30314769
Okay?

Good for you.

>>30314775
You know what tablet I use? My fucking Laptop touchpad and MS paint. You guys are casuals.

>>30314769
Then you're covered by this point. You've seen what the fuss is about. You can move along. Different people like different things, and yes, we will like something that you don't like. Heavens to betsy.

Oh, and don't forget to watch this on your way out, in case you haven't seen it before:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJfZTr8zMsc

>>30314763
would you let Gummy fuck your butt
If the bank depended on it

>>30314794
> implying they are different

No, sir. You know nothing about tape.
Only difference is colour.

>>30314796
Indeed. I plan to stop now. Well, I no longer have a blinding hate, just an annoyance and confusion to bronies.

>>30314802
It's actually badass laptops now.

Wussy girl laptops can see their way the fuck out.

>>30314814
Fuck the bank. I keep my money under my mattress.

>>30314582

>My face when my laptop's battery is fucked to hell and the side of it is chipped to hell but can still run pretty well

It's a trooper.

>>30314809
That's because you're a master of the arts.

So, how about that Gilda. Best pony? Best pony.

>>30314824
fuck yea, thats my laptop!
bitches dont know bout it

>>30314819

Uh, no you're wrong about that.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duct_tape

>>30314827
Jesus, I do the same thing.
Glad I'm not alone.

>>30314824
I have this fucking laptop. It's great and all but it's a fucking oven and the battery life is SHIt

So, /g/ took refuge here because of all the steve jobs spam?

neat

>>30314661
>your an idiot, m11x is 999$ standard, and it has twice the ram, and doesn't use a fucking intel HD gpu
I ask for a match on specs, specifically mentioning an SSD, the 13" screen and say that the SNB graphics are good enough for me.
You gave me a computer with a standard HDD, 11" screen and I'm paying more for discrete graphics that I don't need.

Are you are completely ignoring my posts on purpose?

>>30314802
Nyx
How is FS holding that axe
Leap of faith
Steve Jobs died

I'm going to bed...er, sleep. Already in my bed with my Richie Richtop.

>>30314830
>you have no sense of value
>you do not understand this
I'm glad steve jobs died today

You wake up in the morning in ponyville, as you've lived there a while.
A faint repetitive sound coming from somewhere close by. You turn around to see your favourite pony attempting to rub one off, failing to do so trying not to wake up. She notices you're awake, apologizes profusely, and then she notices your morning wood. She licks her lips and asks you if you'd want her to suck you off.

The only catch is, if you agree to it, no matter what for the rest of your life, every time you get a morning wood, she'll be there to pop the boner in her craving mouth and give you head until she's swallowing your cum. Do you accept? If so, why and by whom?

also hi

>>30314838
But she's not even half pony.

>>30314802
hmm.... caluliri's art style hasn't aged well

>>30314827
I will find your bedroom
me an' Gummy will blow it
You will cry, as we ride into the sunset
Without you

>>30314847
No. You are the one that is wrong.

Also.
>wikipedia reference

As long as we are going full autism on this one.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gaffers_tape

ITS THE SAME

>>30314824
why did i buy this instead of a t520

>>30314869
Fluttershy, because she'd know just how to take care of you

>>30314872
now you can't claim shit like that without providing links

>>30314869
trying not to wake you up*
damnit

>>30314824
I have an HP somethingorother. It is pretty fast and works well for what I use it for, porn and ponies. I am not good with computer.

>>30314887

>While related to duct tape, it differs in that it can be removed cleanly because it uses a synthetic rubber adhesive rather than a natural rubber adhesive.

Third sentence on the page, idiot.

>>30314869
Hey, perfect time for me to leave!

Fuck off Faceless, bronies like you are [spoiler[(one of)[/spoiler] the reason why this fandom sucks.

>>30314869
I do not accept. I punch them in the face and go move in with someone less horny.

It's probably fluttershy.

>>30314884
Gummy would never help you. He is a free agent. Even if he did he would only knee cap you and steal your wallet a few miniutes later.

Do you like apples? Real apples from the hills of Equestria!

>>30314916
GODDAMN SQUARE BRACKETS

Fuck, I don't eveng ive a shit.

>>30314895
I remember I was stoned when I found this, I was at a complete loss for words

http://motherlessDOTcom/B177106

>>30314888
Because you are A MAN.

>>30314838
I would make sweet love to Gilda

>>30314901

>>30314938
>dethklok ponies
OOOOH SHIIIIT

>>30314945
fail

>>30314938
Oh god, now we need Pinkie-Pie feeling up Pony Murderface and whispering "I do cocaaaaaaaaaaaine"

>>30314869
Pinkie Pie. She looks like she might enjoy licking a Popsicle.

>>30314869
I have too much respect for Rarity to have her suck dick, I'd rather take her missionary.

>>30314964
some drawfag to this shit NOW

>>30314869
I refuse, asking to be left in solitude to contemplate I'll never see another human again. I wait until my erection subsides, preform my morning hygiene and exercise, and depending on my position in the town work style, prepare for my day. After that's done, I watch the stars for hours until a few hours until dawn.

>>30314856
nice post delete
>>30314868

The thread so far

>/g/
>Nathan drama
>/g/
>more /g/
>more nathan
>more /g/
>/g/
>faceless
>alligator porn
>normal MLP general

DIE FOR DETHKLOP!

>>30314915
>lumping all tape together as having the same adhesive
>wikipedia

I'm pretty sure you don't understand.
Different companies use different types of adhesive.

I might be wrong for another reason however.
Gaffer tape is cloth whereas duct tape is polyethylene.
They are inherently the same, however.

>>30314948
POST ALL YOUR PSG CROSSOVERS!

>>30314993

>>30313340
Confound these ponys, they drive me to pony.

Half Zebra half unicorn
Ranger
Thats all I'm gonna say

why does everyone hate spike? he looks like a cool dude

>>30314968
here, have this

>>30314869
I would blow the biggest load of my entire life and become disappointed in myself as a human being

>>30314869
Why is kinda a dumb question. Little Strongheart

>>30315015
i don't

I DO CANDYCANE!

>>30314996
Admitting your feelings makes you gay.

>>30315000

No, they really aren't. They're designed for different purposes, they behave differently and are made out of different materials. They are the same thing in the same way a Chevy and a Toyota are the same thing.

>>30314915
Also.
Any duct tape I've ever used has not come off cleanly.
I have no idea what shit tape you plebeians have been utilizing.

>this thread

>>30314981
Was a grammar correction. My post is still here: >>30314856. Could it be, dear Anon, that instead of having "no sense of value", I simply value different things?

For the record I tried to configure the 14" Alienware, and I can't even put an SSD on it without shelling out more for the upgraded processor that I don't need. And if I put the SSD on the 11" Alienware the price jumps to $1499. Did you even TRY pricing your suggestion to me before running your mouth?

>>30315015
I love the purple dragon when he's being emotionally damaged due to Twilight's continued treatment of him as an assistant and less as an adopted son.
tlldr: Twilight Doesn't love Spike anymore, so he is sad and I like it..

>>30315070

>>30315052
>truck does not equal truck
I fail to see the merit in your example.

>>30315070
I would just like to point out that I am a psychological sadist.

>>30315039
Go back to bed son!

>>30314964
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LjuExxIkoE8

>>30315000
durr all tape is the same cuz it tapes

>>30315063
What in the blueberry fuck is this?

>>30315100

>>30314993
You forgot the /m/.

>>30315098

>>30315098
>Spike
>Barney

Is it better to be the poor servant of a poor master, than to live with ponies?

>>30315038
LSH has a pretty cool design, It's a shame over a barrel is so terrible.

>>30315116
/m/ is non existent in the generals. Feels bad, man.

>>30315101

He also, evidently, believes that all trucks are the same thing. He's either a complete fucktard or really desperately needs to win this argument about industrial adhesives.

Other drawfriends went to bed.

I have returned to botch some requests.

>>30315015
...But Spike's probablly my favorite character. Definately favorite non-pony. He's a pretty cool dude, and can play comedic relief just as well as the straight man.

>>30315098

>>30315135
OH GOD
Why had I never seen this before?!...

>>30315136
No. What the fuck would make you think that?

>>30315101
Cloth lattice surrounded by material, whether it be cotton or polyethylene.
Adhesive on one side.

Opposed to a strip of paper with adhesive on one side.

I'm pretty sure you guys need more tape exposure.

>>30315108
my halloween animation

>>30315098

NO U.

>>30313340
What would happen if a normal horse wound up in Equestria?
Would they just think he's dumb?
Would they prop him up as a false idol?
Would he get eaten by a dragon just outside of town?

That shitty ass writer from last night is back, give me a theme and I'll make a one post quickfic about it.

I'm tired, so only one post.

>>30315143
You just missed it bro.
few posts up

>>30315154
How would you know that the ponies where real? How could you figure out beyond a shadow of a doubt that real was real?

>>30315146

Uhh

Scootaloo ramps over big mac on her scooter

>>30315069
>Price per GB
>not buying hybrid disk drive
i bet you show off your boot speed to your friends at starbucks, and i bet you actually think its faster.
but this is not /g/ so im done talking about this

>Please consult this chart and fuck off

>>30315178
I was in that conversation, sonny. Just saying that not a whole lot of people in the generals are /m/ kind of people.

>>30315146
Princess Celestia preforming the sonic rainboom.

>>30315141
Over a Barrel was a cool action-packed episode. You prolly dislike Pinkie Keen as well

>>30315173
Probably the same thing with retarded giants on earth, only with petrification instead of stab wounds and decapitation.

>>30315182
If I was in a state where I believed it beyond a shadow of a doubt, why would I care to know the truth?

>>30315173
Remember neanderthals?

>>30315183
let's launch over it

Spike Humanization is always pretty weird.

Fun fact, the only one to draw humanized spike in porn is Disco.

>>30315216
What you believe is different than from what you can know. Would you not want to know rather than believe in what is real?

>>30315213
Hey, I already made that one.
I did a pretty horrible job, too.

>>30315247

I kind of like this one.

>>30315182

One could apply that ultimate skepticism to this world as well. I'm not sure I see your point.

>>30315182

>How could you figure out beyond a shadow of a doubt that real was real?

We moved past this, like, two hundred plus years ago. Do try to keep up.

>>30315212
I demand a pony Eureka Seven crossover.

Any drawfag takers?f

guys, I am too tiered, and if I don't leave I won't be able to sleep.
have some metal gear

>>30315146
Caramel. Twilight. Doing something cute together? Maybe having dinner? Or just standing next to each other.

You decide! Or flip a coin.

>>30315144
Well then why are they all categorized as trucks?
They must be closely related enough to give meaning to that grouping.

Yes. This argument is a fuck-ton retarded. But its a better way to channel my, "Everyone I know breaking down in tears over the death of Steve Jobs. Sucking his ghostly dong with their praise and devotion." rage then something destructive.

>>30315239
Neanderthals were highly intelligent.

Only they were bulkier and may have lacked the ability to produce certain sounds due to a lack of a mental protuberance.

>>30315262
If what I can know is that instead of living a happy life with magic rainbow marshmellow ponies, I can live a monotonous boring life in reality, then no. Sometimes, ignorance is bliss.

>>30315266
>I did a pretty horrible job
That you did,

>>30315293
Steve Jobs is dead?
He's the Apple guy, right?
What's going to happen to his billions of dollars?

>>30315293

>Well then why are they all categorized as animals?
>They must be closely related enough to give meaning to that grouping.

They have common traits between all individual examples. That is all. A dump truck is not a pickup truck, they are both still trucks.

which one of you faggots is this

All nouns are the same thing because they're things.

>>30315297
We cross-bred with the neanderthals and then killed them all, homo sapiens is the shit

>>30315266
That looks nothing like a rainboom...
If anything, it looks more like the element's attack.
Or just an explosion that's rainbow colored.

>>OP's picture

Why does this exist?

>>30315297
They had bigger brains, which doesn't really mean more intelligence. Also, if they're so great, why are they so extinct?

Evolution doesn't lie.

>>30315281
Wait, why HAVEN'T we done one of those? I mean, it's robots flying around on rainbows and air currents for crying out loud!

>>30315325
He donated it to me. I have no use for it, so I'm gonna burn it.

>>30315015
Spike is so badass he doesn't even need mentioning. People don't get tired of his overexposure. No one even wants to fuck him. Wait, is that why you think we hate him? I would suck Spike off

>>30315325
His wife gets it all.

>>30315347
DO IT!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WsS-ZH38nTU&feature=feedu

>>30315270
Well, your a human, in a world of talking ponies. Surely you would want to question your state of mind and deduce if what is happening is real or not.

>>30315279
I mean in Equestria, this world's solid my nigga

>>30315317
Have you read the Allegory of the Cave/Seen the Matrix?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQfRdl3GTw4

>>30315146
Braeburn getting oral from Pinkie

>>30315325
He is going to be buried with it.
In his death chamber under a pyramid he had recently built in Egypt; constructed from iPads and paved with ground up orphans and the tears of his moronic collective of fanboys.