I'm a dinosaur, rar.

im a pony, rar.

>>30311895
Some place cold, snowy etc. Proper winter episode.

The moon.

shouldn't that be "locale" ?
I am still hoping they go sailing, that would be neat and you just know hasbro is itching to reintroduce sea ponies

Cantercun
Fluttershy gets involved with a drug cartel.
Rainbow Dash does shots.
Applejack can't go due to picking apples.
Rarity falls in love with a local suave pony.
Pinkie Pie parties.
Twilight stays in her room and reads.

>>30311895
The beach!

Crowds are hard to draw.

The beach or somewhere snowy.

>>30311937
I second this.
We'd get cute ponies in coats, scarves and boots.
Not to mention ice slipping.
All of my HNNGGG.

So, I made a few journal pages for some odd reason. Anyone want to see what I got?

I'm going back to drawing what I should have been doing afterwards.

>>30311966
Indeed it should be. Sorry, I was making the thread quick-like.

>>30311895
The beach is too generic and Snowy mountain has also been done too much. How about a wilderness vacation in a cozy cabin, with late night campfire stories of childhood experiences?

>>30311895
>locale
ftfy

africa, to meet all the savage zebras

>>30311895

Beach ep. duh!

Did terse ever say who he was collaborating with?

>>30311983
What it...
The ponies...
go to the beach...
and it snows?

>>30311980

Flunking high school science courses makes bitches wet.

>>30312009
It's totally jesus

>>30311980
Jesus, one day you will kill me with your comics.

>>30311895
Depends on the season. Summer demands the Beach, and Winter demands the obligatory ski/hot springs trip. Alternatively, they could go on a camping trip. Rarity trying "rough it" would be entertaining to watch.

>>30312014

well then it would be a waste of a vacation

...actually, that sounds like it could be an episode if done right

>>30311980
wait, is this a real tumlr? link?

I, for one, am glad that MLP General has officially accepted Jesus Christ as its living, personal savior.

Let's be sure to keep any intolerant atheists out of our secret clubhouse from now on. MLP is about loving and tolerating!

The ponies go to Washington state.
Applebloom is kidnapped by an evil man.

>>30312028
That's the goal!
>>30312038
http://askpagemaster.tumblr.com/

>>30312048
Why of course, you dolt. /co/mmander Jesus died for our sins, after all.

>>30311895
Manehatten. It'll be an Applejack episode

>>30312040

>>30311983
We need another snow episode. I want to see Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash beat everyone at making snow angels. And Spike, Angel, Rarity and Twilight dominating everyone else at a snowball fight.

>>30312056
...Holy shit, Kazoozak?

>>30312056
>Nathan is in the same state as me

OH GOD

>>30312056
>Posting Nathan this early in a thread
Come on, guy, really?

>>30312068
>Manehatten. We will think it will be an Applejack episode and then it won't be, a la Over a Barrel

FTFY

>>30312048

As an atheist, I'd like to argue with you but I'm too busy performing free abortions on unwed teenagers.

i would like them to visit a tropical island

then again i would really liek to see a full fledged map of equestria

So, what could the show do to invalidate Lyra x Bonbon while still keeping them as background characters?

>>30312060
How many questions do you have so far, Jesus?

If Discord ruled before Celestia and Luna, did anything rule before Discord?

Or would it be more in line with Greek mythology where chaos predates everything?

>>30312093
Its never too early for Nathan!

>>30312102
Lyra murders Bonbon.
In the background.

>>30312074
Exactly.
I'd love to see a winter episode.

>>30312106
13 questions that have yet to be answered so far.

Anyone got that one pic of Octavia and Scratch kissing?

The one where Scratch is like, "I still hate your music," and Octavia's like "shut up" ?

Oh fuck it, I'm uploading the first page I made. Got a wild hare up my ass and decided to do this.

Also I'm watching the entire Rico's Roughnecks series on Hulu.

>>30312099
As a staunch conservative i am disgusted by this post.

Never do anything for free, if you'd otherwise get paid to do it.

>>30312124
Fluffy, I admit I'm usually a tad creeped out by these pics, but this is probably the first one where I enjoyed it completely.
It's wonderful, thanks.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUuYz8OoLGc

Fast forward to 7:30

Yay or Neigh?

A question for you all.

Ponies somehow gain access to our universe and vise versa. a war breaks out. would you join the ponies or fight for your own species?

just came across my old fan fiction, figured some people here would want to give it a read

dont have a title for it yet tho

>>30312114
>>30312056

Oh god. More.
Where are these from? I looked up Henrymagic and got nothing.

>>30312106
Alot. I am gonna try to update a couple times daily, depending on how busy I am. I will choose the best questions.

>>30312090
I'm actually in Oregon...

>>30312161
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUuYz8OoLGc#t=7m30s

And here's the non-retarded way of doing it.

>>30312114
>>30312056
These are pretty damn funny.

>>30312153

>>30312163
Why are we fighting? The reasons would dictate whom I fight for.

>>30312153
As a liberal, your post infuriates me, as your free enterprise sounds efficient and private, and not routed through government bureaucracy at all.

>>30312124
>>30312074
I already played this idea

>>30312153

As an anti-American socialist I am morally offended by your post; money should be stolen from the American middle class and reappropriated to me so that I don't need to charge for abortions.

>>30312136
> Nathan asking his fandom self questions
Well. At least you can take a joke.

>>30312184

fighting because why not

>>30312163
No matter what it is, humanity will win. Humans can take so much, and even more than that.

>>30312168
http://stopbullying.bitstrips.com/
Use this.
Its fantastic.

>>30312142

anyone?

>>30312177
I use 4chan+ so your post looks the same as mine.

>>30312099
See, atheists know their priorities, they're out helping people and getting things done while Christians just preach that they should help, and then sit back and squabble at everyone about details. America needs atheist leadership.

>>30312160
But Luna isn't creepy!
As far as I know...
I guess we'll find out later this month.

So guys, which pony do you consider your waifu?

This is a super important question. You better answer it!

>>30312223

He's an ugly, perverted, nerdy creationist who finds fragments of personal validation on an anonymous internet forum. He'd have to have a sense of humor or he'd've lost his faith by now.

>>30312114
is that really what Nathan looks like?

>>30312246

Y'see, we were all having fun being tongue-in-cheek about the whole thing until you had to come around with your serious bullshit and ruin it.

Have an MS Paint doodle I did, /co/. I liked the idea of Twilight making a clone of herself so she'd have someone to play chess with.

>>30312191
>look at me look at me that was my idea
Cool. Why not join the conversation since it was your idea instead of looking like an attention whore?

>>30312254
Waifu is a demeaning and offensive term. None of them.

Drawperson here, drew some Daisy and Colton because we needed more of them.

Now i need requests to draw, give me some requests

>>30312265
That would be a long game.

>>30312257

Does that Sprinkles fag still post here?

Are we fucking done with the religion bullshit now?

>>30312257

Look at the tumblr comic. That's his ACTUAL face cropped in.

He's an ugly motherfucker. Not even like, I wouldn't date. It's like the ugly you see at Walmart at 3 am, unpleasant to even be around.

>>30312254
Dibs on pinkie

>>30312258
Stop
Making
These.

>>30312260
An upset pro-lifer, I see.

>>30312254
Don't have one.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUuYz8OoLGc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUuYz8OoLGc#t=7m30s

>#t=7m30s

Skips the video to seven minutes thirty seconds automatically.

>>30312274
>see thumbnail
HOLY SHIT IS THAT SOME DERP-
>daisycolton.jpg

oh...

Feedback? Nothing? I'll just go back to drawing then.

>>30312274

d'awww, cute

how about derpy and carrot top passed out on the couch, collapsed over each other in an adorable manner

>>30312265
would Twilight's magic be able to make her clone herself??

Does anyone have the copypasta of Fluttershy on her period?

>>30312163
join the united peace protest, that is composed of both humans and ponies.

I can't hurt ponies, but i cannot betray humanity either.

>>30312308

NOW NEITHER OF THEM etc...

>>30311895
to the Bellama islands

>>30312308
Would Twilight's Magic stand up to Superman? Celestias?

>>30312308
Probably not, I'm sure there are laws against that, can't have ponies cloning each other and fraternizing

>>30312322
nice dubs, Mito

>>30312274
Did you do that picture of caramel dreaming? I liked that picture too. This is cute.

I'd recommend that you take a close look at this picture. Notice how face on, pony faces are oval shaped.

Can I request some Applejack and Soarin?

>>30312322
And can we please cut it out with this Mito impersonating drama?

>>30312274
Roseluck, with rose petals swirling around her

>>30312199
>>30312188
>>30312153

As a libertarian I laugh at all of you and your faggotry.

>>30312240
Give me a bit, I've got a lot of stuff to dig through.

>>30312301
Feedback on what? Just came into the threads.

>>30312308

She clones herself twice and built a battle arena downstairs to watch the fights.

The audience is also filled with her clones.


You think she reads books all the time?

I demand a drawfag draw this.

>>30312336

Thanks Mito.

>>30312254

The problem's plain to see.
Too much general pony.
Ponies to rule our lives.
Ponies got humanized.

>>30312266
> anon
> attention whore
nigga what

>>30312336
>>30312322
>>30312349
>>30312361

>>30312349
No problem at all, Mito.

>>30311969
>Cantercun

Hahaha

>>30312343
oh wow last thread was religion discussion, now is political??
give me a break...

>>30312331
It would probably be the biggest black-market economy in Equestria, though. Could you imagine? Get a few powerful unicorns together, and start a business; 'anybody you want, 30,000 bits'. They could do anything they want with the clone they buy, too, because it's not like it's the real pony.

All they need to do is bring you a piece of hair.

>>30312294

Pro-lifers are pro-child molestation.

More abortions means fewer babies.
Less babies means fewer targets for pedophiles.
Fewer targets means fewer crimes.

Ergo pro-lifers support child rape.

QED

http://awfulslugmonster.com/store.html

Pony pin-ups, $8. If we buy enough Slugbox will eat a pinecone.

inb4 >paying for porn

>>30312254
from the same artist

>>30312347
I usually go unnoticed so I'm used to it. Want to try something different this time instead of just straight up pictures.
>>30312146

>>30312356

That's not bad. Who is tha-
>Chalo

...no. nonononononoNONO!

>>30312258

Your crudely made porn is bad and you should feel bad.

>>30312373

We're all taking the piss, sweetheart. Lighten up.

Does anyone have the picture of melting ice cream ponies dripping on tied up pony?
It would please me greatly.

>>30312386

Do this then.

>>30312348

>>30312373
Just let them be tongue-in-cheek.
It's just like three guys. Just ignore them or laugh, but chill out.

>>30312382
Go to bed, Slugbox.

>>30312254
>why ee fu

wat.

>>30312290
He looks moderately less repulsive when cleaned up. Still not exactly a 5/10, but at least it's a step above "sweet celestia look at that thing".

And of course that still doesn't excuse his decision to leave the house looking like that in the first place.

>>30312254
I want to kill Dash too much for her to be my waifu.

Who is the best rapper in equestria?

>>30312340
> recommend that you take a close look at this picture. Notice how face on, pony faces are oval shaped.
>
>Can I request some Applejack and Soarin?

Thanks for the advice.
And by the Caramel Pic, do you mean this one? If so yes.

>>30312354
>Luna
>maid outfit

G-Geez, Luna.

>>30312386
Oh, are you doing a human in Equestria story. Or are yuo trying to flip it around and do a Pony in Earth story?

A glue factory.

>>30312382
Seriously, fuck off and stop spamming this.
He's not going to eat a pinecone. All he said was he's going to take a bite of it, he doesn't even have to swallow it.
We've been through this so many times.
Take your creepy borderline sameface anthro somewhere else.

>>30312409
Anon <3< Rainbow Dash

>>30312413
It's ZApplejack

Do you guys actually like these?
They take like five seconds to make.

>>30312146

>>356947740 sorry i posted this in the wrong thread

>>30312292
Do you honestly dislike them that much? Compared to a sum of the fanart available you can honestly say that the gmod artwork is LESS on-model and erotically posed than any of the rest including mspaint ponies? Really? Do you have any idea how hard it is to actually pose those models, let alone the effort put into converting the screenshots and photoshopping the jagged lines outta them? I... I just... wish I could draw so I could contribute to the community, too. :(

>>30312413

>>30312342
blah blah Roseluck not her name etc etc

>>30312402
>want to try something other than drawing for a change.
>asked to draw something
Such is life as a drawfag.

>>30312420
That's it. I recognized the style.

Don't be afraid to change up the poses. Hands behind the head isn't exactly the most comfortable position for ponies.

>>30312375

...That sounds pretty awesome. It's like Blade Runner meets GATTACA.

>>30312406

>when a man and a pillow love each other very much.jpg

>>30312413
zecora is the only pony who has canonically rapped

Would you keep watching if they introduced more obviously Christian morals in the letters to Celestia? Or was FPK already too much for you?

>>30312413

>>30312146
Intresting.

Where exactly is this person?

>>30312451

How does it feel to spend so much time and energy on something that is ultimately awful in every possible sense?

>>30312392
Oh boy here we go

>>30312472
apart from pinky

grudge rhymes with fudge, etc.

>>30312441
keep rolling them out

>>30312300
Thanks alot for doing that.

>>30312300
Problem, Candybag?

>>30312461

Then write a story about it. Jesus, I shouldn't have to reinterpret your desires into a work being requested. If I were you I'd say: "Yeah, I'll do that, but fuck you check this out."

I don't know what else there is besides writing and drawing. Were you thinking interpretive dance?

>>30312467
Except without the GATTACA, and maybe a little Invasion of the Body Snatchers thrown in.

>>30312451
Either contribute something decent or nothing at all.
But no one seems to follow that anyway and just wants all the attention, so carry on wasting your time with your stupid gmod shit that barely anyone likes.

>>356947740
>>356947740
>>356947740
>>356947740

SCREENCAP PLEASE

>>30312443
Oh you'll take these. You'll take these and read them.

>>30312473
I would keep on watching for the rarity and turn the TV off before the letters.

>>30312472

>canonically raped

>>30312437
>>30312472
if your answer isn't rarity, there is something seriously wrong.

Would you have sex with a utahraptor?

>>30312507

>>30312373
As an anarchist

I support this post. Government is lame

>>30312413
>>30312413

>>30312506
>>>/b/356947740
>>>/v/356947740

hopefully one of those is right

>>30312527

Go to sleep Alan.

>>30312526

>>30312504

I added GATTACA because you'd have to verify people's genetic purity everywhere to make sure they weren't clones.

>>30312516

>>30312507

>>30312542

>>30312473

Faust already said on dA MULTIPLE FUCKING TIMES that any Christian influence in FPK was completely down to the misconception of the viewers. They had absolutely no intent of making that episode religious, 4chan is just full of atheists that get flankflustered anytime someone mentions theism.

>>30312506
why?

>shopping
>"No one man should--"

GODDAMN

I DIDN'T EVEN WATCH THAT VIDEO THROUGH ONCE AND IT'S ALL I COULD THINK ABOUT

I BLAME ALL OF YOU

>>30312523
no, but I would shamelessly breed a marshmallow pony candyvag

I don't have a waifu but if I did it would be Twilight.

Stupid sexy librarians.

>>30312563

>>30312567

>>30312510
Even if Rarity's character slowly shifted into being a vehement social and fiscal conservative?

>>30312567

That just speaks to the omnipresence of Christian culture in the modern West.

What would Chunk look like if he were a pony?

>>30312579

>"H-Hey. You're staring at me again..."

>>30312572
you're super welcome

i'm that same way with chaccaron

>>30312598

Like a pony.

>>30312505
>>30312493
Just kiddin', niggas, I ain't sore! You KNOW you fap to it, too. It's ok, I won't tell! /)^3^(\

>>30312568
because I want to know what was deleted?

C: $40,000 reisorsm

>>30312142
>>30312240

>>30312589
Then I would just watch for Sweetie Belle.

>>30312579
You might as well come clean, man.

>>30312598

>>30312620

thank you

>>30312579
Well if you're not going to, then I'm calling dibs on Twilight.

>>30312142
Ah hell, I can't find it. Have this instead.

>>30312627
Ahahahah That's perfect.

And that's what I have so far. Decided to try this journal look for some Sorcerer's travels. Teleportation goes wrong and he's stranded somewhere.

Basically like Sliders if you know that show. Expect it's just him instead of a group of people.

>>30312581
>>30312563
>>30312542
>>30312526
>>30312507

tl:dr

>>30312441
seeing how i've lolled each time.

Keep going.

also lol anti-bullying comic creator used to bully a a person online. ahh irony.

>>30312637
>Twilight x Fluffy

...I'm okay with this

>>30312620
Is there any more art of these two?

>>30312613
Why can't you just stop?

>>30312643
see
>>30312641

>>30312643

THAT'S your idea of "too long?"

Christ almighty, FO:E would give you a HEART ATTACK.

>>30312637
Are we calling dibs? I call Fluttershy.

>>30312654
But but but that invalidates my Fluffy x Terse ship!

Last update for tonight.

>>30312641
Sliders was such a badass show, at least for the first two seasons.

Then the Cromags showed up and it all went to shit.

>>30312670
fuck fuck fuck i hope i don't miss pinkie

DIBS ON PINKIE!

>>30312670
hmm dibs time i see

>>30312667
>reading FO:E
>reading fanfiction at all

>>30312659

Who's THIS douchebag?

>>30312643
Fuck off.

>>30312641
Excuse me sir, do you have any plans on expanding this idea? Also, can you recommend any well written first person narratives similar to what you did? I am currently working on a similar idea like yours, and I want to get a good writing style down for it.

hey could someone post a picture of the diamond dogs?

DIBS DON'T COUNT UNLESS THEY ARE ALSO DUBS

>>30312641
Nice. I would definitely like to see this concluded properly.

Nice Flutterhouse, too.

>>30312670
Dibs or Rarity.

>>30312695

I wanna call him David.

>>30312691
>Anon calls dibs on Dash

That means all anon gets her.

>>30312691
Why is your file named wing tickle?

>>30312641
> humans in equestria

there is not so much to say

I have no waifu, but I'm calling dubs on Applejack.

>>30312693

you don't have to read it to know that the damn thing is 40 chapters long

>>30312711
i call fluttershy

>>30312703

>Fuck off.

What could that have possibly added to the discussion?

>>30312715
there is only one solution left, i must kill all the other anons

>>30312682

>>30312695
Maybe if you pulled your head out of your ass that you call fanon and watched the damn show, you'd know.

>>30312691
Are we doing this again?
Dibs on AJ.

>>30312677

...Does it?

>>30312637
>Dibs time

Dibs on Celestia AND her wings.

>>30312728
Fuck
>>30312670
well, i call gay dragon then

>>30312736
there can be only one

>>30312637
You can keep her.

I would be too beta to hit on her anyway ;_;

>>30312677
>not shipping Fluffy and Faceless.

>>30312659
I wish there was more, but everyone is too enamored to ship her with no one else but Scratch.

>>30312743

Man, that fucker doesn't even have a name. You can't expect someone to memorize every background pony that ever appeared, ESPECIALLY one that showed up for all of 2 seconds.

>>30312752
no no no, you can only get one

>>30312727
no i dont have no nor want to
i just have to see how /co/ keeps on saying is fucking long

>>30312693
>Reading no fanfiction at all

I mean yeah, safe to ignore bullshit like FO:E, but there's some genuinely good stuff out there.

Sweet Apple Capers. Just read that for me. Don't even have to get back to us on it.

>>30312743
>pull head out of ass he calls fanon
>then you'd know this one BG pony who appeared for all of 5 seconds
Yeah, no.

>>30312752
Bitch you can't do that.

Dibs on Dash, with Scratch as my backup.

>>30312413

I never expected a pony thread to make me want to listen to some Tyler the Creator

>>30312691
Dibs on Apple Bloom.

I can wait for her to grow up...

Why do all the red heads in this show have to be fillies? In the meantime, there is always Rose I guess.

>>30312752
You can't have both, faggot.

>>30312772
I shall name him Cowell. After the great Henry Cowell.

>>30312703
Play Myst, Riven, Exile, Revelations.

Each one has many journal entries like that. ESPECIALLY Myst and Riven.

The entire Myst series is great but fuck End of Ages and Uru. Just don't even bother with those two.

And yes, I do have plans for continuing. It'll be the observations of an outsider and the eventual meeting.

The character is arcane researcher, so anything strange is his study. And where he is is especially strange to him.

>>30312691
>>30312717
Hmm, why was I reminded of this?

I call Braeburn
such a stud~

>>30312776
>>30312789

>>30312752
wings x celestia is best ship

>>30312808
I thought he was Billy the Piano Pony.

>>30312808

No, we're naming him Dinu after the illustrious Dinu Lipatti.

>>30312799
Please kill yourself.

>>30312786
>>30312772
And yet, you know who Vinyl Scratch is. And she was on for less time than him.

>>30312736

No Anon, you are the other anons.

And then anon was a horse fucker.

>>30312816
>Talking about Myst and its sequels
Man, I already like this guy, I just hope that...

>Fuck EoA and Uru
Can I have your childeren?

This thread is fucking horrible.

>>30312579

Okay seriously this needs to stop. I can't be having these feelings about pon-

>>30312763

...Is that a fucking life-sized picture of Twilight on her back?

God fucking dammit.

FUCK

I call dibs on the very concept of dibs itself.

It's mine, you can't have your way with it.

>>30312817
>wing-massaging Dash
>"yes..."
>she's getting excited
>"yes....!"
>rimming

aaaaaand boner lost.

>>30312827
>>30312828
No fuck you.

I call Scootaloo.

Oh the things I would do to those tiny wings.

>>30312752
Beautiful, gorgeous white wings is my weak spot, actually
no kiddin

>>30312838
She was shown in her own frame, not as a member of a background group, if they had done a close up of him playing a piano solo for a second or two I'm sure he would have been more popular

>>30312856
but....but....

>>30312838
Yeah but she's really popular and has a lot of fannoh ho ho! You almost had me there.

>>30312852
fuck i lol'd

once you call dibs you can't go back

waifus are for laifu

>>30312822
Stop posting naked princesses.

It's uncouth.

>>30312861
You sick fuck.

>>30312816
I'm sorry, these are novels?

>>30312852
I laughed so hard it hurt.

>>30312854
You like Twilight Sparkle don't you anon?

>>30312869
nice trollin' there bro

>>30312886

No, they're old adventure games.

They were really cool. You should play them.

>>30312861
She looks like some sort of beak nosed human-rat hybrid with giant eyes and no hands.

>>30312859

Go be wrong somewhere else.

>>30312799
>Why do the ones I want have to be fillies?
They're horses. They reach sexual maturity in like two years. Twilight Spark is probably five years old or something.

dibs on the candyvag, all of the candyvag

Somebody requested from me deranged Trixie "controlling" Ursa Major or something like that. I made a sketch, how's this?

>>30312850
It's always good to see someone enjoy Myst.
I even have the original Myst game disc and case.
As for children? I don't believe we've ever met. But you can damn well be sure I'll have them spitting on the very notion of EoA and Uru being "good".

>>30312879

>>30312451
The problem is, KPSquirrel's 3D model heads are the worst of the 3D ponies I've seen, despite her otherwise incredible art skills in every other area. Compare her Rarity to this, for example. The gmod pony heads are too large, and the cheeks are wrong.

>>30312879
Do you have a problem with naked princesses?

>>30312879
But they look so cuddly when they're naked!

>>30312886

Did you just ask if Myst was a novel?

Dibs on Luna.

And if NMM is anything like she is in "Nightmares dont last forever" then i'd have the biggest why boner.

THE BIGGEST

>calling dibs on Celestia
>implying you would have any authority at all in the relationship

>>30312902
Fuck you. Don't you have a phone to make or something?

>>30312912

shylestia makes zero sense

but it's so cute that I don't care

>>30312861
>>30312799
The great thing about the CMC is that they are a package deal.

>>30312918
>luna
>whyboner

>>30312918

what's she like in Nightmares Don't Last Forever?

>>30312886
PC games. Don't even play an Xbox version or the DS version of Myst. Those suck.

Grab the games for PC, they should be cheap. Myst and Riven are $10 on Steam. Just play those if you want a good story and atmosphere.

>>30312879
>>30312915
>>30312914
>>30312912

>>30312931

That's not me, you tart.

>>30312927
Who says they want authority?

You know you'd want her to dominate your ass.

>>30312927
>Implying that matters when you live in a palace in a magic kingdom

>>30312912
>>30312914
>>30312915
Such barbarism!

Beach episode.

>pony shenanigans are ensuing when suddenly you notice something in the background
>"What the hell is that a seapo-"
>"WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN"
COMMERCIALS
>WE'RE BACK
>It was just Lyra

>>30312838
We don't care about MALE ponies.

unless they're well endowed like big mac, there's a reason he goes by BIG mac.

>>30312927
>implying those in power don't secretly yearn to be dominated and be powerless

HOW MANY OF YOU FUCKASSES ARE _ACTUALLY_ FANTASIZING ABOUT MOTHER. FUCKING. EQUINE. GIRLFRIENDS?

JESUS FUCK

>>30312927
>implying I don't want Celestia to hang me from a pipe by my wrists and beat me with a piece of rubber hose

>>30312939
god i love megasweet

>supporting scootaloo's entire body with one hand
why is that so hot

>>30312950
A flirty cocktease

>>30312931
Damn jesus get your fanon together, I want him to be named Cowell as much as you do, but he's Frederic Horseshoepin and you can't change that. Or can you?

>>30312898
Umm, I'm sorry, I didn't know this. Is there any way to read the literature online? I'm interested in the first person narrative only right now, thought the game it's self may intrigued me

>>30312917
I didn't know what they where, Revelations sounded like the Part of the Bible, that's why I was confused.

>>30312963
Fuck you and your misleading filenames.

>>30312952
You can buy the Cyan pack for $10. Lets see what you ge-
>Uru: Complete Chronicles
You know what, just buy Myst and Riven separately. It'll be about $10 total to get both.

>>30312994
I can. I'm motherfucking jesus.

>>30312964
>>30312968

No you don't understand. What I'm saying is that you don't call dibs on Celestia, she calls dibs on you.

And since she's the one calling dibs, she could call dibs on like twenty of you fuckers.

Also Luna only gets to call dibs on a fraction of however many people Celestia calls dibs on, because that's just how it works.

>>30312974
I've never seen a Luna and Celestia shipped. At least, not that I remember.

I'm quite happy about this.

>>30312987
Sorry man, Twilight is just too cute.

>>30312952
Thank you, I'll look into buying them when I have money to spend.

>no job
>feelsbatman.png

Again, I'm just interested in the literature. Anyway to read up on it for free?

>>30313002

a simple google search will provide you with all the answers you seek and more

sorry tripguy, but from here on out you're on your own

>>30312237
OH GOD MLPG
I have not laughed so hard in my life.

>>30312641
Reminds me of this story.
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1869Q7dF-nrFqOztAhvWzkW9mNuEIzR20yQMpx_Rg0tM/edit?hl=en_US
A scientist dictator taps an arcane power source and is transported to Equestria.

>>30312987
I dunno, I'd hug her and snuggle a bit if that counts.

>>30312994
His name's Billy, or at least William. That's my headcanon and I'm sticking to it.

>>30312909

Anybody?

>>30313005

No, fuck you for not recognizing a long dead 20th century pianist whom you've never heard of.

>>30313028
Oh they have been shipped before.

People love incest ships.

>>30312974
Oh fine. Since you insist, she's not naked anymore.

>>30313028

I hope you took a moment to savor that feeling of happiness.

>>30312987
But they are so exquisite

Simply magnificent

Oh yes

>>30313002
Funny thing about Revelations, ya it gets a little spiritual at the end.

But play it for the first two Ages. Mostly for Spire.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJoW81eCs7U

>>30312983
Big Mac has a bulky physique and yet disproportionately small genitals from all the equine steroids he did hoping it would let him buck trees harder. He's a laughing stock.

>>30313057
It's awesome and I'm jealous of your drawing skills.

>>30313057

I like it

>>30313060
DON'T YELL AT ME MARTIN LUTHER KING!

>>30312772
Were NONE of you here the day that episode aired? That's Billy Foal.

>>30313031

Just go pirate it you prat.

>>30312939
>mfw
And I've seen some shit. Just ugh, those expressions.

>>30313057
Well, I like it.

>>30313046
it counts

>>30313057
Looks good to me.

I can't think of any criticisms.

>>30313110

...Billy Foal?

Who writes this crap?

>>30313046
how could you not though

>>30313083
I'm on 4chan. There's always a fuck out there sicker than me, so I expected nothing less.

>>30313057
looks good.

>>30313045
Aha, thank you, this runs along side what I'm thinking of. Only he's not smart, a scientist, or even a full time employee, and doesn't know why he was moved to the world.

Twilight: A know it all and she wont let you forget it. loves to cozy up next to you in bed at night while reading a text on science, history, math, etc. she has a large library and the house always smells of books, which are often left all over the place but other wise the house is kept clean by you and spike when he's around, which isin't too often considering he is in his teenage years he'd much rather be out with his friends and the CMC. often consumed by her work and study your only time with her is reading in bed or when you manage to tear her away for a day, a daunting task in and of itself but worth it in the end.

Rarity: Oh what a nag she is, always going on about something, and demanding as well. always expecting you to be dressed sharply and act gentlemenly. at the same time her generosity knows no bounds, especially towards you if you are not happy with the outfit she picks out for you she simply finds another, and will continue to work at it all day until you both are happy. she loves the finer things in life and you are almost always out at some fancy restaurent which almost always turns romantic from the moment you arrive. except when she is consumed by her work at which point she seems fridged and obsessed. but the rest of the time its good old fashioned upper class fashion, style, and romance, until the inlaws arive...

>>30313133
4chan. I just said it was the name we agreed upon when it aired.

>>30313031
>20 seconds on Google with various search forms
http://l7square.com/journals/
The navigation seems weird but it at least shows you the pages as they are in the game. None of this just text bullshit.

>>30313136
That's a good question.

>>30313136

Because she's a horse. Horses aren't cuddly or snugly. Horses will fuck your shit up just for the fun of it. I don't care if she's sapient or not, she's still a horse and I still don't trust her.

>>30313169

>>30313172
But her wings are so pretty!

>>30313154
Dash: An athlete to her core, always out on the track or running around town. tries to drag you along for her 5am around town SPRINTS, by the end of which...well lets face it you have yet to finish the even one lap around the whole town and she taunts you for it but only to try to get you to push yourself harder, further, faster. Always training to try to achieve her dream of joing the equestrain national track and free running team "The Wonderbolts". you do everything you can to encourage and support her, not that she needs it. But those moments at night, after she has stepped out of the shower haveing cleaned off the days sweat and dirt, her hair is still lightly damp and she cuddles up next to you to relax, those moments where you hold her sleeping in your arms, they make it all worth it.

Fluttershy: Soft, gentle, easily frightened, but not by you. you've spent so much time with her she has opened up to you almost completely and it is with you or her animals that she feel most happiest. running the best veterinary/animal rescue center around has made her ever so happy and you two spending your days there caring for the sick and injured animals, or just performing check ups on peoples pets, makes her even happier, she just seems to glow with joy when you two are alone together in the large cages feeding the song birds with broken wings, birds and bunnies always were her favorites. at the end of day she loves nothing more than to cuddle in your arms and fall asleep knowing you will never let anything happen to her. you are her white knight, her security blanket, confident, and closest friend and nothing will ever change that.

I just got reminded why I don't go to megasweet's streams.

>>30313169

A good question indeed.

>>30313198
Let's fly to the castle!

>>30313111
I could do that as well.

>>30313090
Ok, Myst and Riven on steam, right? I don't want to buy something if I do and find out it's the Matrix 3 of the series.

>>30313112
yeah and i'm sure that you can keep a stiff upper lip while you're cumming torrentially into the genitals, hand or mouth of your sexual partner?

>>30313201
Applejack: A hard working girl from down on the farm through and through, this girl puts you through your paces while tending to her familys crops and prized apple trees. Out in the dirt, dust, and hot sun, she is never been more at home anywhere else. by the end of the day your back aches, the color of your hands completely obscured by dirt and you stink a little of sweat, she doesn't mind though, it even makes her proud. and sitting outside after dinner beneath the oldest living apple tree in the orchard, looking up at the stars, your arms wrapped around her as she lays against your chest. neither can think of a place you would rather be then down on the farm...together...

Pinkie: always on the move, unable to sit still even for a moment it seems like, always laughing always happy. pure energy and joy courses through ever fiber that she is, it raideaits from her and fills you up with bliss and harmony. though there may never be a quiet moment, though she may love to jump on your back for a pony ride, a difficult feat considering her high sugar diet has left her a bit bigger, though she may constantly want to party, you love her anyways. how could you not when she fill every moment with joy, laughter, and cupcakes.

>>30313172
You know what else are assholes?

Monkeys.

>>30313168
...thank you. Sorry, tired on this end.

>>30313215
I only cum with a straight and bored expression.

then i tell my companion that it was adequate.

What if Lauren Faust did a Mighty Max reboot?

>>30313201
>>30313154

Good God, were these drawn by twelve year olds? They're hideous.

On an entirely unrelated note, YHWH is in my CAPTCHA. "YHWH, zeroson." Weird.

>>30313102
>>30313106
>>30313117
>>30313131
>>30313142

Thanks, I try. Hope the requester is happy with it as well.

>>30313235
You know who else are assholes?

People.

>>30313242

Mighty Max was terrible.

>>30313238

>>30313172
>not trusting horses
>liking mlp

>>30313248
You know who else are assholes?

Sphere's.

I'm posting naked Spitfire and there's nothing you can do to stop me!

>>30313235
Hey, hey. Fuck you.

>>30313263

>implying MLP was good before Faust touched it

>>30313215
I feel sorry for anyone who has never been fucked so good that their face looks like this. You're missing out guys.

I know MS knows that feel that's how she draws the expressions so well.

>>30312817
I came buckets.

>>30313272
You know who's really assholes?

Toroids.

>>30313285
that's not a monkey, it's an ape

monkeys have tails.

>>30313300
You know who else has assholes?

Ponies.
Squishy, marshmallow, pony buttholes.

>>30313272

you know who else are assholes?

MY MOM! WHOOOOOOOOOOO

>>30313283

>>30313285

>Hey, hey. Fuck you.

Was that intentional?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmH9ahaTt7k

>>30313248
>>30313235
>>30313172
>>30313272

Every living being with enough intelligence to have an ego is an asshole.

This excludes dogs. They're like savants that are only good at memorizing shit.

>>30313293
oh wait megasweet's a girl?

welp, that clinches it, men can't draw.

>>30313293
MS is a guy, dude. Always has been.

>>30313293
MS is a man
hang out in his stream...you'll hear HIM on mic right now
http://www.livestream.com/megasweet

>>30313271

You ever see a horse?

They're pretty mindless and intimidating. You'd better stay away from their backside, because they'd love nothing more than to give you a big, nice concussion.

>>30313294
You are the cancer that is killing the fandom.

>>30313321
in b4 my dog is a fucking asshole

>>30313321
Dogs are like wolves with Aspergers.

>>30313334
>>30313332

I stand by everything else I said.