>Fluttershy OP
nope still stupid.

I like the idea of a draw thread, I'd do that if my sketches weren't shit.

>>30280791

I made her better by making her a police and a British, but it looks like we're in that other thread. May God have mercy on our souls.

So that other thread's fucktarded, I think I'm just gonna weather the storm in here and just sage all my comments. Anyone else here?

>>30280837
i'll do it next thread if we don't recycle this one
polite sage

>>30280931
Sounds like fun. nokosaged.

So here's a crazy thought I had.

What would happen if a pony's special talent was something illegal? Like, a drug dealer pony might end up with a marijuana leaf cutie mark, or a thief pony might have lockpicks.

What if there are lots of criminal ponies who have been kicked out of Ponyville because of their cutie marks? That could explain why Ponyville is such a peaceful idyllic place (except for the monsters).

What if all the cast-out criminal ponies formed their own town, Cronyville, a twisted mirror image of Ponyville ruled by the criminal elite, a pony mafia?

>>30281430

I like this idea.

>Gmod ponies
>no Zecora

GAAAAAABEEEEEEENNNN

>>30281430
fund it

>>30281524
>twilight holding a bolter
nice touch

>>30281524

>GMod ponies

Who could have possibly thought this was a good idea.

>>30281476
>>30281597
I'd love to draw some mafia ponies, but I can't draw for shit.

>>30281638
this was kinda funny
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xBcsSDdsj7M

I made Rarity a police and a British too.

>>30281914
I did a report on this poem once. The teacher afterwards was like "oh I was afraid you wouldn't get this poem, but you did!" Really? She thought I wouldn't get it? Because I'm not religious? Fucking Catholic witch.

>>30282055

Popefag here.
We are wiches now?
Sweet!

but why

Needs more bobby hats

Rainbow Dash is not a lesbian.
But Scootaloo is.

>>30284944
The dubs...
Its true...

>>30284944
Why's that?

>MLP General

>not stupid

failed before you started.

>>30284970

>>30284944
>>30284970

so are all chickens lesbian?

>>30284970
your ponychan is showing

Gentlemen, BEHOLD...
Loads of BOOTY!

>>30284997
I have disgraced my ancestors.

Time to jam Humvees into tanks.

>>30285011
More like my /v/ is showing.
I have never been on pony chan.

This is really fucking sloppy, done in like fifteen minutes, but I had to wait for a new thread to appear. So here it is, adult Scootaloo x big fat Pinkie Pie shipping. I have the perfect song for this picture.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=maoLA9RHt04

Install gentoo

>>30285016

>booty

>>30285008
No.
Just Scootaloo.

>>30285016

i think that tuesday night is one of my nights with the delicious mrs cake

>>30285016

>>30285039
NO

FUCK OFF LOSER WANNABE

ARCH LINUX 4 LYFE

>>30285039
Wow that tail is way bright. You'd think one wouldn't forget the shadow underneath it

PONIES? PONIES!?!?!?!?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GL_uR99FBPU

>>30284986
She watches Sweetie Belle sleep.

>>30285035
...Jesus Christ, dude, just stop drawing.

>>30285016

>>30285066
>not debian or ubuntu

The only linux distributions used by normal people.

I think I found the origins of Super Ponybeat

http://arch.413chan.net/co22403011.html#22406962

Has anybody else considered the theory that Return of Harmony episodes were actually an allegory about victims of rape?

>>30285076
What a Scootacreep

>>30285045
>>30285052
We had best dig for hidden treasure!

>>30285035

I'm not going to hit you with my usual shit-slapping roast of the stuff you make, but really, why is Scootaloo taller and older-looking than Pinkie?

THREAD INTERRUPT()

DRAWTHREAD TIME

everyone participate as much as you can. anons included. Use a napkin and a webcam if you have to

tonight's theme; you're SECOND FAVORITE pony or creature in what you think their Halloween costume SHOULD be

giggty giggty go

>>30285103
Glad you could make it, Nathan.

>Linux
>Not solaris

ishygddt

>>30285035
What is going on in the picture exactly?

>>30285077

It's really rough and I'm probably going to do another two drafts before I settle upon the best composition and use the right colors.

As for your request for me to stop drawing, make me, dorkus.

Hey guys, Just wondering, if the ponies were human, how old do you think they'd be, and what cup size would they have?

Twilight: 17, B cup.
Rainbow Dash: 16-18, B cup.
Fluttershy: 16-17, C cup.
Pinkie Pie: 15, B or C cup.
Apple Jack: 19, C or D cup.
Rarity: 20-21, D cup.


Spike: 12-13.

Just kinda curious, not really into the girls as ponies, but the idea of them as humans is... neat.

Pic kind of related.

>>30285103
yea well i'm pretty sure i found the origins of YOUR MOM
>www.jurassic_era_porn.co.uk

you see this

what do

>>30285149
close my eyes and wait for my acid flashback to go away

>>30285149
no shame

>>30285149
I already own one lame horse...

>>30285149

>>30285145
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! MOTHER, HOW COULD YOUUUUUUUUUUU!

>>30285149
love it. raise it. nurture it. take it to drag races for mad cash payouts

>>30285149

Pick up box.
Take home.
Receive awesome buddy.

>>30285141
I don't think you have a full grasp of bra sizing.

>>30285149
I put her with the one i found yesterday. they go on adventures together

>>30285149
Send it back with a note asking for Fluttershy?

>>30285129
>Solaris

Why do you hate freedom?

the GNU Lunar Republic does not stand for so much as a smidgen of closed source bullshit.

>>30285180
have you seen this yet? you must be flattered, getting so much fan art

>>30285149
RAPE

>>30285141
my beautiful dashie not an A cup?

>>30285205
wait, wasn't there an acutal porn picture that had nathan in it?

>>30285141
Saved this a while ago

>>30285182
You catch the eyes of the wrong people.
She gets slipped drugs behind your back, causing her to start losing regularly.
Stuck raising a worthless crackwhore pony.

>>30285103
Yep! You kinda found me.

See, while the first Ponybeat was initially created as compensation for not being able to create an acapella of Flutterguy's "Evil Enchantress" for another anon, I had the idea for it shortly before.

And, yes, my taste in boards wasn't great back then. Guilty as charged.

>>30285220
yeah, of a bunch of dudes jackin to laurens ponysona iirc he was front and center of course

>>30285220
are you asking for it!?

>>30285220
This one?

>>30285205
It's like I'm really an internet celebrity.

>>30285145
you will not believe where that just lead me too and the things i've found there
http://www.herpy.net/gallery/

>>30285204
>implying freedom matters
>implying the GPL isn't a virus

>>30285263

hnnnnng

>>30285225
Why is it always the shy and quiet ones depicted with huge tits.

What's your opinion on ages?

>>30285149
kill it with fire.

>>30285247
oh wow, that's horrible

>>30285255
Nathan, you will always be our CWC.

>>30285247
I still despise this pic. The comics and shoops were funny. This is just disgusting.

>>30285291
MINE.

>>30285291
my cats would eat her

>>30285137

Fair question, get a barf bag before you read the rest.

Basically, Scootaloo's so into the moment that her pilot jacket is draped across her legs, it just slipped off. She doesn't even care about tossing it into the corner. I thought that would be a nice touch to show how immediate this is all happening. Her face reddening intensely, she sinks her own toned figure which tenses up upon sinking into Pinkie Pie's enormous figure. Writhing, she turns onto her side. Pinkie's rubbery, puffy arms coil around her infatuated friend and squeezes the fuck out of her, creating an airtight embrace! It's so tight a grip, Scootaloo could just die, but her hormones are ricocheting inside now. She's so sexually excited and nearing nirvana that she pretty much forgets to inhale. All to the music of the Unlimited Love Orchestra.

Spoiler alert, I'm a fucked up guy.

>>30285141
That would mean twilight has been taking care of a newborn baby since she was 5

>>30285291
Now we're talkin'.

>>30285284
Beats me, as for ages Im just going to rank what I think as oldest to youngest (in mind early twenties these girls)

Rarity
Fluttershy
AJ
Dash
Twilight
Pinkie

>>30285295

>Masturbates to underage pony porn
>Calls a pornographic depiction of himself "disgusting"

DIS FUCKING GUY

>>30285295
But its so accurate.
So realistic.
It captures the nature of a brony perfectly.
Art as metaphor.

>>30285291

Christ. At this rate we'll have one of these for all of them.

Mine.

>>30285284
not the same guy but
Rainbow Dash (oldest)
Fluttershy
Pinkie Pie
AppleJack
Twilight Sparkle
Rarity

>>30285324
>implying masterbation
last time i checked the pedophile thing started because he likes applebloom x spike

>>30285324
>masturbates to underage pony porn

What? No. I have yet to fap to ponies.

Humanizations are another matter entirely.

>>30285335
If that's the case, I call Applejack.

>>30285347
No.
He admits to jacking it while reading Applebloom X Big Mac porn.

>>30285273
>Implying it's not meant to be a virus

And non free software that doesn't respect your right to treat information as knowledge rather than a finite commodity is what it infects.

Are you okay with being at the mercy of paid off developers who may be tossing in various backdoors withou telling you? Are you okay with buggy software that doesn't get fixed for years because the main devs don't feel like it? Are you okay with paying for sub par tuna when you live next to a bountiful river inhabited by suicidal fish? Are you okay with overall inferiority?

>>30285347
Even then, only as a puppy love/grade school crush type thing.

Guys can we talk unofficial merchandise? It occurs to me that pony fans are much like furries (or are furries) and have too much money and are willing to spend it on pictures of their favorite pastel ponies. That's cool with me I like ponies. I can make some neat things.

Except the last I heard, Hasbro had a raging hardon for issuing c&ds for anything even remotely pony inspired. (Even custom pony toys, to an extent. That is reluctantly tolerated because it keeps old damaged ponies circulating and bringing in new fans.) How are the plushie makers getting away with it? Has hasbro chilled the fuck out over fan made items?

>>30285347

Nah he told RS in a thread that he jacked off to "Blooming Apple"

Not in a joking way either. He was really excited about it.

>>30285335
>implying I didn't get her first
>>30285301

I want to learn to draw just so I can draw nathanxapplebloom scat now
and hell, maybe rape and all that other lovely stuff

>>30285340
Dash as the oldest? Why so?

She seems so...hot headed and childish to me

>>30285340
Woah, that's interesting. You think Rainbow is the oldest and Rarity is the youngest?

>>30285392

>>30285369
Hey, RS had a disclaimer in there saying she was 18.

>>30285383

Damn you, Double D.

>>30285397
dash definately looked younger than fluttershy in cutie mark chronicles, maybe second oldest?

>>30285410
She's pretty much canon 8 years old

>>30285392
And today had been going so well in these threads too.

>>30285410

And that's TOTALLY a good excuse.

>>30285377
Custom ponies are resale of Hasbro's goods. Plushies are just the sale of a completely third-party thing that happens to carry the likeness, and aren't made at a high enough rate or cheaply enough to be a threat to their business.

>>30285372
Pretty much.

Enjoy your software covered in neckbeard sweat

Hi.

Taking writing prompts. No size limit tonight!

LET'S HEAR THEM PONY FANS.

>mfw there are very few electrical torture fics(cupcakes was garbage)

reality is so cruel

>>30285410
18 just like how all the girls in hentai games are 18 too right?
They just look like toddlers.
*wink, wink, nudge, nudge*

>>30285434

well, there was that one 0r0 pic...

but does that really count, if Scoots was enjoying it?

>>30285420
but that's when they start to get good

>>30285420
>canon
>trying to apply it to fapfiction

What?

Can we change the subject? All this talk about me is going to do is shit up the thread. Let's talk ponies.

>>30285348
What?
oh god too epic need more
if there isnt anymore then MAKE more

>>30285451
isn't dead or alive banned in australia or something because some of the female characters are under 18?

>>30285427
APPLEJACK STARTS A CEREAL BUSINESS AND FORGETS WHERE SHE CAME FROM

EVENTUALLY SHE GOES INNER BATTLE MODE WHEN SHE HAS TO EITHER CRUSH PINKIE PIE'S BUSINESS OR LET HERS FALTER IN THE FACE OF COMPETITION

>>30285434
>electricity

Dash got zapped on the butt once.

>>30285427
The Apple family reunion, where the Black Sheep of the family, Petey Pear, comes to visit with his wife and foal. Shenanigans ensue.

>>30285099

>>30285413
>Double D

...You realize, of course, this means she'll have to wear a collar with her name on it, right?

>>30285348
I didn't think you were capable of posting anything that didn't excite Nathan.

>>30285426
Gladly.

>>30285481

Hi.

I changed my mind, and it's all because of your suggestion.

GOOD NIGHT PONY FANS.

>>30285466
You're right.
if you were a young man with no prospects and a stolen laptop, which baby pony would you fap to?

>>30285482
I mean like a Vietcong style interrogation where they hook you up to a field telephone and start turning the crank

>>30285425
I can make plushies, but I'd much rather make acrylic charms, bookmarks and the like. Unfortunately cheap things that can be sold cheaply in high amounts. With my own art of course.

Oh it's coming boys and girls.

>>30285397
>>30285398
rainbow dash has no siblings. plus i'm sure she's dealt with the bully colts before and slightly taken on an older sibling role from that, which lead to her having a large loyalty trait

rarity on the other hand was quoted to just be old enough to stay on her own. the other ponies have exibited maturity and independence over her

>>30285468

Pinkie Pie = Rainbow Dash > Fluttershy > Twilight > Apple Jack > Rairty.

Opinions.jpg

>>30285509
But it had so much potential

>>30285422
>>30285422

don't worry nathan

I'd never draw you fucking an underage horse.

But I am going to draw you fucking Faust Alicorn.

And there will also be rape. So much rape.

>>30285348
;_;

Is there more of this?

>>30285523
>liking rainbow dash
confirmed for hugefag

So the dream happened again last night, after 2 days of it not happening. It was different though. This one picked up right where me adn Rainbow Dash were laying in bed and talking to eachother. We turn over to stare at eachother. Our eyes are locked and unmoving. I'm feeling very strange and uneasy. She just keeps staring at me. The room is silent for what felt like forever.
Next thing I know, she moves her head towards me and I jerk out of the way.
"What's wrong?" she asked me in a worried, but confused voice.
"Did you just try to kiss me?"
"Yeah? And?"
"But you're a pony. It wouldn't work. At all."
"Does it have to?"
I didn't know how to respond. I was confused. My body was reacting differently than my mind was in the dream. My mind was screaming "NO. IT WON'T WORK. STOP THIS SHIT" but my body was slowly inching closer and closer to her.
"Just don't think about it."
next thing I know Rainbow Dash is riding me and I can't move. My mind stayed quiet and I just stared in shock as she continued to thrust downward on my member.
The last thing I remember was seeing her mouth open and her eyes closed, not squeezed shut, but just closed.
The rest of the dream is a huge haze but god damn it I want these dreams to stop.

>>30285537
bueno

>>30285510
Appl-HEY WAIT A SECOND

>>30285377
They haven't sent me anything. Yet. Hopefully.

Then again, I don't deal in the whole plastic-toy business, so hopefully I don't command quite so much legal attention.

>>30285377
Hasbro sells a completely blank pony for people to paint, and to dye their hair. Collectors of G1-3 ponies have made, traded, and sold customs for a long time, and Hasbro supports them.

Painting Dash as Derpy isn't going to get anyone sued.

>>30285545
Hey
A lot of people like Dash
Shes cool and doesn't afraid of anything

Being an OC is suffering

>>30285542
>>30285500

Nevermind.

>>30285518
What's coming? A shit flash animation? There's too many of those already. Try something else.

>>30285126
just a reminder that this is a thing which is happening right now

>>30285555
maybe it was meant to be

The Last Guardian is changed from a story about a Boy and his Griffin, to a Pony and her Dragon.

>>30285555

Christ, why do YOU get all the whyboner dreams?!

>>30285555
i want your dreams

>>30285585
So what are you drawing you useless shite?

>>30285372
The market is still in effect. PDFsam can do 90% of what most people use Acrobat for, for free.

>>30285577
Just for you.

>>30285555
>"Yeah? And?"
>"But you're a pony. It wouldn't work. At all."
>"Does it have to?"
>I didn't know how to respond. I was confused. My body was reacting differently than my mind was in the dream. My mind was screaming "NO. IT WON'T WORK. STOP THIS SHIT"

I guess this denial but still enjoying it thing is common.

If they were right there, would there be any good reason not to?

>>30285555
It's just your brains fucking with you, man. Don't worry so much about them.

>>30285596
blueb is cleary the chosen one

Was wondering if I could get your guys' thoughts on this story idea.

Alternate universe Twilight Sparkle unfolds the fabric of time and causes herself to exist in a parallel dimension.

Why, and what becomes of this?

The premise entered my mind before the explanation, so I need help fleshing it out. Any ideas?

>>30285247

>>30285614
Hey Nathan, I found something you may like.

>>30285630
he is the one

he has to kill himself to ascend

>>30285555

Quickfic request from last thread:
>>30284590 drama
>>30284611 tacos

Her head pounded. The sun was far too bright. She was laying on her side.

Rarity the unicorn slowly got to her hooves, wincing as the headache worsened with movement.

She didn't know where she was. She didn't remember how she got here.

The room was little more than a hut, she saw as her eyes adjusted. The sunlight came in through a square hole. Looking out, she saw a burro selling tacos from a market stand. Despite the headache, her stomach growled. She could already taste the lettuce and tomato, the cheese and beans. However, her first priority would be getting help.

As she emerged from the hut, a couple of burros standing in the shade glanced her way. One called out to her in Asspañol, and they both started laughing.

With contempt on her face, Rarity harumphed. Then she looked at herself.

She had been dyed grey. Her tail had been cropped and partially shaved. She shook her head experimentally; she couldn't feel her mane.

Struggling not to react to this fashion travesty, Rarity put her nose in the air and walked in a dignified manner toward the tallest building she could see. Hopefully she would find help there.

Her head still hurt.

>>30285247
I laughed. Hard.

>>30285631
What kind of parallel dimension? Theres like infinite possibilities?

Are all the ponies dragons and vice-a-versa?

>>30285579
There are? the only flash animations i've found is the epic cupcake and that bronytoon mess. What else is there?

>>30285623

Nope.

>>30285642
Adorable

>>30285579
>>30285579

speaking of shit Flash animations, did Texas Toast ever finish that applecest the movie thing he talked about in the "What are you working on /co/" thread?

pic related

>>30285555
I already told you what the fuck to do, it didnt hurt the goats, stop being a faggot and take charge

>>30285631
she could probably be trying to up her "END ALL FIX ALL" spell to lead to the tear.

>>30285668
Sorry, should have clarified. The else-worlds Twilight arrives in the depiction of the MLP universe that we're familiar with. I thought she'd be seeking out her counterpart, for some reason.

I'm just not sure why she's dimension travelling in the first place, or what has to say to 'other' Twilight once she gets there.

>>30285555
Dang it. The last whyboner dream I had was of a bunch of herbivorous bipedal dinosaurs talking in their dino language, holding up traffic because they didn't know the rules of the road. One of them walked up and kissed me, then they ran off.

>>30285718

Inb4 dino-fag jelly

Why would anyone want to fuck a pony?
Especially one like Applebloom?

>>30285692
There is a very simple reason for her to be doing this.

MY OWN CLONE!

NOW NEITHER OF US WILL BE VIRGINS

I think you know how this one ends.

>>30285732
because its legal

I kind of feel sorry for nathan.

I mean, he's not too bad of a guy. Maybe a bit lame and faggy, but still not too bad.

He just looks his parents were a neanderthal and a baboon.

>see this note
>see mlp shit everywhere

i would burn down the building

>>30285742
... he knows

>>30285749
>I'm a furry

"HI GUYS IM SEXUALLY ATTRACTED TO IMAGINARY SKUNK WOMEN, NO BIGGIE RIGHT"

>>30285742
maybe he killed someone in a past life or something

>>30285749
Well, there's nothing wrong with having clear and definite expectations in a suite mate.

There's everything wrong with closed containers only, Jesus. Hasn't he ever heard of fresh fruit?

>>30285742
>mfw that face looks like my face

>>30285749
Live your life. Get HIM to move, the cunt.

These threads make me ashamed to be named Nathan.

>>30285750
i rike it

>>30285678
>12 fps
oh lord why.

>>30285555
Take initiative in your next dream.

>>30285678
I didn't even know he was working on one.
A few nights ago he went on this rant about how bronytoons was shit and he was going to become the greatest fan animator ever and told us he'd see us in 5 months.
weird guy

also
>that screenshot
>mfw
dude what?

>>30285638
why you post tiny version?

>>30285814
As I've said many times, Nathan is not my real name and I would be happy to choose a new one if you so desire.

>>30285718
man you got some problems
>>30285729
depends on whether or not it had tits
delicious flatchest

>>30285750
Thanks again for that. It was part of a description of 'how the main cast would drink together in a bar' some anon really wanted.

I think Fluttershy has ... hopes.

Okay, for reals this time, Pony Thread, give me a prompt.

And make it sexy, pronto. None of this 'pinkie pie is cereal and black sheep adorable' shit.

I'm offering you unlimited fanfixxx, and you want d'aww material. You can go find that by booting up your youtubes and watching a real episode.

>>30285126

This is my first time trying to draw pony. Have a Pinkie Pie wearing the only costume I could think of that wasn't completely implausible.

>>30285830
I got it from tumblr. Where was the big one?

>>30285876
fien.

Here's a prompt

Scootaloo the Electrostim Mistress

>>30285876
Rarity grinding on Dash's FTM dick.

You know that's why Dash would 'roid.

>>30285749
>Fifth year student
>Still lives in dorms
>A furry
>Whit noise machine
>Fridge nazi

Guys guys..

check this out.

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/580821

>>30285883
that's actually quite good

i might keep that as a reaction image

>>30285876
Gimme Rarity x Braeburn. Humanized if you feel keen to do so.

>>30285876
I WOKE MY DAD UP LAUGHING YOU ASS!

>>30285876
Fluttershy voyeur fic

>>30285876
Fine. Twilight is secretly into necrophilia.
Go.

>>30285876
Snailestia /ss/ goodness.

>>30285808
>mfw you look like a monkey

>>30285876
Richard Stallman visits equestria

>>30285897
FTM?

>>30285933
Female-to-male. Dash got a sex change, apparently.

>>30285900

I'm flattered.

>>30285931
>stallman
>not steve jobs going to equestria after dying and being reincarnated as a pony

>>30285890
Tumblr

>>30285126
Twilight Sparkle as Brundlefly

>>30285957
That's cheating! I always click the thing and get the big one. How could this happen?

>>30285876
Rarity entertains a late-night suitor, an eager colt in search of her affections. She preps him for a night of passion, but under the stipulation that he must be proper and uphold the standards of her boutique - thus leading her to reprimand him when in his excitement, his aching member leaks on the pristine dress-shop floor. She punishes him as a result; but each subsequent correction only spurs forward his anticipation, creating an endless cycle of excitement and punishment, with Rarity teasing him all the while, bringing her body tantalizingly close to his, rubbing herself over his eager stiffness, but never quite giving him what he wants, until his eyes are teary, begging her to touch him...

Obvious conclusions, etc.

>>30285951
And roids too huh

>>30285977
>open picture link
>right click
>show image
>save fullsize

motherfucking rocket science.

>>30285579
It won't be as bad as you think. Promise.

>>30285848
You know it. But the point of that kiss wasn't the sensation, but the feeling behind it: the urge to make a connection, even for a moment.

Darn these ponies, they drive me to feel.

Evening everybody! Who's ready for some Squishy Marshmallow Buttholes?

>>30286009
>dash eating a cupcake
>dash passed out, half a cupcake of the ground

I have a feeling it'll be worse than I think.

>>30285970
should i be terrified, or masturbate?

>>30286034
a little from column A, a little from column B

>>30286009
>wont be as bad as you think
>dash has 5 legs
>horrible proportioned body and neck
lol, okay

>>30286012
look
man
WAS IT FLAT CHESTED OR NOT

>>30286022
it's the cupcakes story recreated to a 3 minute song (tim burtons this is halloween).

>>30285977
Maybe I'm better at Tumblr than you or maybe
magic

>>30286012

Should've been here last night, some guy was posting a story related to this picture any time someone replied to one of his posts. Even Leth was driven to feel, and he's a damn super computer.

>>30286007
I know. I was saying I usually always do that, except this time I derp'd.

I blame Nathan.

>>30286044
the red box is the stage area. I didn't remove the extra leg because I was lazy (and i'm doing the entire story with rought animation first before i redo the animations for final run).

>>30286007

I am quite shocked at the number of tripfags they have.

>That Silver tripfag

nosiridontlikeit.jpg

>>30286044
Looks like the new leg and chest is a separate object.

>>30286086
It's like the mothership calling you home, huh Dafty?

>>30286007
i still want to have a beer with the guy who posted that thumbs up

sounds like a cool dood

>>30285894 (faceless)
You disgust me.

>>30285897 (ftmxroids)
I have no idea what an FTM or a 'roid is. Female to male dicK? Steroids? What.

>>30285904 (pagemaster)
You seem to bitch too much to have a fic written for you.

>>30285906 (freeze)
Random picture from my limited picture set.

>>30285913 (voyeur)
Fluttershy is the boringest pony.

>>30285916 (necroxtwilight)
You sick fuck.

>>30285919 (/ss/)
Can it be /ss/ Celestia with trap Scootaloo? Snails is too non-mainstream.

>>30285931 (Stallman)
Sorry, I prefer copyright protection for programmers/companies.

>>30285981 (NTSTS)
This is too specific.

Okay, so top candidates will be: Electro/Necro/Voyeur/Female to Male Steroids/ss/what ever the fuck NTSTS asked for.

Probably will be /ss/ scootaloo electro. See you all in a bit!

>>30286076

We need to boop deeper.

>>30286076
Nice o's there. Also FUCK YOUR MARKER

>>30286086
90% of ponychan users tripfag it up

>>30286059

I will never raise a little baby Rainbow Dash.

Feels batman.

>>30286053
That sounds pretty bad, looks bad, and you should feel bad...
But considering how Ponychan will eat up anything no matter how bad it is, you should go post that over there.

>>30286106

Being a tripfag on ponychan is like being sub4sub whore on youtube.

>>30286049
She was without mammaries of any sort, being a non-anthropomorphic bipedal herbivore. And she was beautiful.

>>30285906

There is not enough disappoint in the world to describe how I feel about you Freeze.

>>30286076
Don't you boop at me in that tone of text!

poni should poni

>>30286053
>Cupcakes, the worse grimdarkification of FiM, made as a joke at how terrible it is
>Set to 'This is Halloween', the most overrated Burton film out there; and next to 'bodies', the second most famous song used in every amv made by 12 year olds everywhere.
What made you think this was a good idea? No, I'm serious. You clearly have talent, the artwork is excellent, why would you waste it on material this obnoxious and entirely devoid of any redeeming qualities? Do what you will, but if you wanted to use your talents in a meaningless way, you could have at least done freaky fetish requests online and made a few bucks off it.

>>30286160
who can say that a man and a dinosaur can't love each other

>>30286116
Good, glad to see you have some limits. You'd be surprised at the number of people who don't. And since I don't want to stick around to see how this turns out, I'm booking it for the night.

>>30286154
You know all the circlejerking and hugboxing are calling out to you. Don't you want to go join the collective of love and tolerance?

>>30286116
>Can it be /ss/ Celestia with trap Scootaloo?

Yes. Yes it can.

>>30285916
> Necrophile Twilight

I'm really phoning this one in, but I hope it gets a chuckle.

>>30286059
Did anyone manage to save this?

>>30286116
Oh well... better luck next time I suppose.

>Gap in MLP between Episode 2 and 3
>Episode 2 and 3
>Episode 3

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!

you know, amazing world of gumball is a great show

this has nothing to do with the fact that two of gumball's classmates are dinosaurs, one of them an adorable sauropod. Tina can go masturbate with a rake though

what do you mean this has nothing to do with ponies?

Maybe you should switch it around by having Pinkie raped by the guards.

>>30286160
yep there's my boner, it was hiding

>>30286007
I dont really get this?
why is this funny, tell me plz. i am the dumb.

>>30286196
It'd be more of a switcheroo if she rapes the guards.

>>30286168
hey twilight can i check out a book?

>>30286178

My circle jerking powers are too weak for them.

>>30286164

Pinkie Pie, such language!

Sounds like someone needs a spanking.

>>30286187

S'right here in the archive, bro. About half way down if I remember correctly, but I went to bed after 4chan started derping again so fuck if I know.

http://arch.413chan.net/co30259842.html

>>30286116
Steroids, probably dihydrotestosterone, mostly, but there are some other derivatives that get prescribed. All my transman friends get REALLY excited because you, uh, grow significantly from clitoral sized to at least 'tiny chubby chonger' in only a few months on a heavy round of T.

... They also like getting their new dick played with. QUITE A BIT.

>>30286229
Come at me bro~

>>30286229
Cut it out, Faceless, I-
>name
Wait a minute, you're not Faceless.

What?

I think I finally found a place to post this...

WHY ARE PONIES POPULAR? All of my friends like the ponies, guys and girls. I especially don't understand why guys like it. Why?!

I might be even more sore because I love transformers and none of my friends do, and I got one friend into it but a week later she ditched it for ponies. motherfffff

>>30286172
I only got into the whole MLP thing about 2 weeks ago (and found the cupcake story 4 days ago and decided to make a halloween flash based off of it).

This is halloween is the only Tim Burton movie i've seen and I enjoyed it but alas I have no idea why it's over rated as you claim.

As for porn: comeon really? People would pay me to animate pony sex?

>>30286195
>>30286209
so you're like faceless but for dinosaurs now? meh, could be worse

>>30286209
Aaaaand now I know how Lauren felt.

>mfw the story got zero responses but my dream got this.

>>30286222
step off bitch ill fucking cut you

>>30286116
you are the hero MLP G deserves.

>>30286273
you're welcome

How well can ponies fight

http://slugbox.tumblr.com/post/11052172290/thanks-for-300-on-3xp-guys-and-girls-with-my

>doing 63'd Discord

I want to see, but at the same time I don't

>>30286285
Only if he actually delivers.

We need more people doing requests in these threads. Fucking lazy tripfags lounging around doing nothing... makes me sick.

>>30286280

They're still gonna repo that book of yours, Twilight. You can't hide forever.

>>30286263
You'd seriously be surprised.
People pay out the ass just for drawings.
On model animations? Enjoy being rich.
Speaking of which, what the fuck Fluffy? I know you're here. Get on this shit!

>>30286273

>>30286210
Ponychanners' first encounter with http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/717449

>>30286260
>Watermark.

>>30286260

I tried watching the new Transformers show once to see what all the fuss was about.

I was underwhelmed. The animation was terrible, there was no characterization, and the attempts at humor fell flat.

I went into the Transformers general to ask what I should watch to see the 'best' of the show, and was told that what I had watched WAS the best.

I left in a hurry after that.

>>30286260
Because it's silly and fun. It's like the sirloin of silly.

>>30286296

The Pilot showed they were doing a pretty good job fighting back against a Manticorn.

>>30286263
I for one look forward to it

>>30286309
haha, thank you faceless
knew i could rely on you for all things pron
strangely enough, i just left that website for non sexual reasons

>>30286258

Oh what, Faceless is the only one allowed to be a pervert?

...Okay, he is the MOST perverted, but that's besides the point.

>>30286252

Fluffy, I do believe you're trying to seduce me.

>>30286285
YoorPoorick's got a weird thing going on with his faces, but his anthros have the best bodies, particularly the feet.

>>30286332
The two most recent episodes made everyone go WHAT? And they had real drama that the season was leading up to: one of the kids gets hurt.

>>30286362
no problem, hun.

>>30286368
Pinkie Pie ERP is pretty decidedly his thing... but, I guess you could continue. Um... that is, if you want to.

>>30286389
your own fetish

>>30286368
Apart form his scat fetish Faceless is in no way even close to the most perverted fucker in this parts.

>>30286389
The mane six assembled into a voltron-like robot.

>>30286389
Fluttershy putting sharpie up the pooper, because she can't say no to anon

>>30286392

>>30286305
Well I might try doing this (if i can figure out who would pay me) after I finish this. Heck if I can get through college drawing animated porn rather than working part time jobs I'd be set.
>>30286342
Thanks i'll try not to disappoint.

>>30286309

Faceless, as you well know, you shit on everything we love.
But because of your obsession with Nyx, you're finally shitting all over something we WANT shat on.

You're doing god's work, Faceless. You and Junior.

>>30286412
Oh? So who does that honour go to?

I bet it's Terse. He kind of strikes me as the quiet yet cheerful guy who turns out to be a serial killer.

>>30286412
His fics have some pretty high creep factor, it's just written the way a serial killer would express his sexual fantasies

>>30286389
Draw some of the stuff that other guy wouldn't do.

>>30285149
>Get camera.
>Soak box in lighter fluid.
>Light on fire.
>Take lots of pictures during.

I think that I might have just a few more fetishes than Faceless

>>30286389
Draw The ponies in as NASCAR drivers in a race!

>>30286402

>>30286426
Don't expect Juniors' next pic to involve Nyx though.

>>30286440
/b/ is thataway, fucker.

>>30286412

New Question: If Faceless is exempt, who is the most perverted person in Generals?

>>30286430

The honor goes to Anonymous, because seriously, you just don't know how many of us are into sick shit, and just what sick shit we're into.

For ever perverted tripfag, there are five perverted anons.

>>30286252
>come on me bro

I will do no such thing. What would your parents think?

>>30286402
FUCK THAT
something less disgusting

>>30286389
Kamen Rider Rarity in that fighting pose she was in Episode 2.

I've had some serious whyboner dreams lately, these threads are inserting suggestions into my unconscious mind

>>30286461
I just asked that, you fuckbag.
>>30286430

>>30286452
That's enough clowning around, Anonymous.

>>30286461
me, but no trip
>feelsgoodman.jpg

>>30286471
subconscious.

>>30286491
unconscious.

>>30286440

>>30286491
who was it that said unconscious mind

was that Freud, I know somebody said it

>>30286473

Pony should chest fluff.

>>30286513
Pony should loose weight,

>>30286473
Dont chicken out now

>>30286461
I bet no one would believe it's me.

>>30286513
pony should hit the gym

>>30286461
Me!

>>30286497

Where I come from, that's just a fancy word for "asking for it."

>>30286532
Not while I'm around, they wouldn't.

You'd have to do a LOT more sexy posing with your vectors for anybody to believe that.

>>30286461
I think I might just be up there, if not the most perverted, definitely one of the top 5

>>30286544
he.. made a sex flash game you know

>>30286505
what? the party was just starting

>>30286544
I bet you've never even received a bumpkin before
small time poser

>>30286526
man, that chick was the spitting image

get it? it's a spit-roast joke

'cause she had a pole going through either end

>>30286540

Dash, we've talked about this, it's still rape if they're asleep.

>>30286565
your riding that joke too hard.

>>30286513
Why yes I do like

>>30286431
Read that Friendship is Kinky CYOA clopfic.

There are way, way creepier fuckers than Faceless.

There's a story path where you strangle Berry Pinch, bite off her labia, and suck out her eyes.

Shit's beyond fucked up.

>>30286556
He modified an older flash game. Did a pretty good job of it, too, but it wasn't very perverted. Just missionary, and didn't even have crotchtits.

>>30286560

Stop being such a bozo Dino-fag.

>>30285126
Late to this thread, but this looks neat so I'M DOING IT ANYWAY

Twilight Sparkle is second favorite pony entirely because of season 2 double parter. Obviously, she would be either a giant book or an alicorn princess.

>>30286544
>implying I didn't draw an entire folder of porn that I keep all to myself

>>30286540
where i come from its called consent.

>>30286597
>Keeping it all to yourself
YOU MONSTER

>>30286597
>Fapping to your own porn
i REALLY hope Satan rapes you in hell

>>30286597
What's the phrase? 'Pics or it didn't happen'?

>>30286597
you're a whore, give it here!

>>30286597
FLUFFY YOU'RE LOSING COOL POINTS EVERY SECOND YOU DON'T POST THAT SHIT

IF I WAS AN INVESTOR I'D START SELLING LIKE MY LIFE DEPENDED ON IT

>>30286597

FLUFFY, I TRUSTED YOU.

>>30286597
>this post
>next five replies are all GIVE IT HERE
oh lawd

>>30286615
just like buttcoins

>>30286565

Did somebody say spit roast?

>>30286612
Dude, that shit would be like double porn.
It would probably kill us.

>>30286610
>lady
>fapping

no dammit i refuse to believe the G & P F has a penis!

>>30286623
You dumb fucker.
You burned it!

>>30286621
we are not very complex creatures

>>30286628
your on the internet, why would you even bother to question that its a guy.

>mfw Fluffy got half the tripfags to DEMAND pony porn be posted

>>30286076
When did this become a sin? I've been doing so since I was twelve.

>>30286620
>>30286615
>>30286614
>>30286612
>>30286610
>>30286604

Fluffy... Has been corrupted.

My work is done.

>>30286623
Oh man, that image would be so much better if the spit were going into her mouth and coming out of her ass

>>30286596
D-d-d-d-done.

Now the rest of you can go back to being TERRIBLE FUCKING SHITPOSTERS THAT GOT US HATED ON THIS FUCKING BOARD IN THE FIRST PLACE YOU RIDICULOUS FAGGOTS. Enjoy my fat pony.

>>30286597
that's nice
but fluffy can i have all your pony flash builds?

>>30286597

Fluffy, how could you hold out on us? Some jerks from the internet.

I insist that you post five, maybe ten, images from your forbidden porn folder.

So, I had a thought. Probably not a very good one but I had it and I'm going to share it damn it.

Discorded Pinkie Pie meets this guy, right here.

How would you feel.

>>30286621

We tend to give into our carnal desires.

Well this is as far as I got on my little sketch so far. It's gonna be Twilight. I hope the face doesn't look too downsy so far.

I'm slow as fuck but thanks for getting me doodling, Dino-Fag. We should have drawthreads at LEAST 3 times a day.

I didn't even have time to sketch the costume yet. Fuck. ;_;

>>30286652
back off shit-for-face
yeah i went there
burned you so hard
YEAH

>>30286652
Don't leave!
Who will i talk dirty and exchange awkward looks with!?

>>30286666
i wouldn't count on it, super satan, she's a bitch to everyone all the time

that's why so many people hate her and her stupid drawings

</sarcasm>

>>30286302

Dear random doubtful anon,

The process has officially begun. Word is opened, and words have been typed.

I'll see you all in one page of work.

-- me

>F:E updates.
>Cannot into document.

>>30286652
Faceless, I find myself becoming more and more like you every day. make it stop

>>30286678
tell me what the fuck that is and I'll tell you

>>30286686
>shitface
>burning
Have fun passing out you twit.

>>30286684
that's actually pretty solid, nice face construction

>>30286637

She looks well to me.
ba dum tish

>>30286413

>>30286703

>tell me what the fuck that is and I'll tell you

First, you tell me how young you are.

>>30286704
YEAH WELL YOUR FACE IS THE SHIT THAT'S BURNING GOING UP YOUR NOSE AND SHIT DOESN'T IT SMELL BAD OH WHO AM I KIDDING THIS IS PROBABLY GETTING YOU OFF