dead

>>30275176
They hang out a lot with AJ's parents.

>>30275176
DEAD

They're very proud of her.

Alcoholic and violent

Quietly decomposing somewhere

>>30275176
Most likely completely lame.

dead

They are like earthworms.
In the sense that they are deep underground and cold.

>>30275212
>>30275220
>>30275235
>>30275241
>>30275247

Can't you be a little more creative than that?

Her mom is pretty badass.

>>30275259
No, not really.

>>30275247
>>30275241
>>30275235
>>30275220
>>30275212

Okay then...
New topic. How did Rainbow Dash's parents die?

>>30275259
They are living dead

>>30275280

See? Much better.

>>30275272
died during an impersonation of a dead person.

tragic, really. nobody figured it out for days.

Would alcohol affect equines the same way it affects humans?

Serious question.

>>30275280
I thought they'd be in living color.

who here would enjoy being raped by flutterbitch

>>30275175
How did you KNOW? How did you discover? The good commander and I were keeping it under wraps! In all seriousness, though, guess again, haha!

It is a weird question, and that's why I came to you guys - for potential fanon personalities you might like. The way I see it, there's nothing really stopping me from pulling ideas out of my arse, with my drawbro's approval, but I want it to be rooted in /co/, to some degree - so it has to be meaningful to you guys. I have a lot of ideas, though, so don't you worry about it!

>>30275185
You're a charmer, haha! Thank you, anon, it's nice to talk to people like you. You help me in a whole lot of ways! I'm grateful.

>>30275272
They were killed by living dead
>>30275286
THank you. Someone appreciates me.

>>30275176

Absent, since they really wanted a boy

>>30275302
According to Faust, no.
But Salt has basically the same effect on them.

>>30275272
Rainbow Dash killed her mother by getting out from her womb with a sonic rainboom
then hit her dad, which got killed at the instant

Lawl, episode three's plot summary sure seems an awful lot like the fanfic "Writer's Block."

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/580821

Epic Meal Time Parody with Ponies?

Fuckin' smart.

>>30275302
Pretty much, real horses will get drunk if they eat fermented apples. Alcohol affects most mammals in the same way, we all have GABA receptors.

>>30275272

Dash wanted to learn to fly so bad she jumped off a cloud when she was little. Her dad flew down to catch her but couldn't pull up and died breaking her fall. Her mom was emotionally devastated and killed herself a week later.

>>30275309
Fluttershy can hold me against my will anytime

>>30275310
Well, Tex is already doing Big Mac, we've got a great Twilight and a really good Vinyl Scratch...

Of course, all of this is just beating around the bush. If you, TERSE, are going to be writing for an ask-pony blog, there is only one pony it could possibly be.

>>30275272
Hit by a runaway vegetable cart.

>>30275309
oh jesus yes

Whyboners everywhere

>>30275309
Me. I'd also not turn down the chance to be played with by Molestia.

Drunk pony thread?

>>30275272
Disappointment.

>>30275208
Oh, not at all. I have never used a name in this place, let alone a trip. Except that one time I made a thread as Sweetie Belle, but that doesn't count. I'm just a random anon that likes to discuss pony in the pony general, that's all. Having a name/trip would imply I do something for the fandom, but sadly, I don't. I've tried to get into ponydrawing, but I'm awful at it...

They live in Cloudsdale. They're very happy that she's happy doing those silly little competitions and making abstract stone sculptures with her friends, but they DO wish she'd stop spending so much time in Ponyville, meet a nice young pegasus and get her head back in the clouds.

A demon is released by the CMC.
how does this end?

>>30275309
>enjoy
>rape

If I enjoyed it it wouldn't be rape now would it?

>>30275309
Me.

I'd also be fine with Molestia raping me.

Is /co/ derping AGAIN?

>>30275302

Salt is their alcohohol equivalent.

I fucking did it.. I watched an episode...
That eventually grew into 5 episodes... I'll keep watching them tomorrow..

I fucking hate you all so much...

either her parents are dead or they disowned her for being gay
those personalities are GUARANTEED baggage trains.

>>30275247
I hope you got your picture

Does anyone have a link to a good Fluttermac fic?

I can only imagine it being awkward and quiet as fuck, but I wanna read some other takes on it.

>>30275356
Definitely Pinkie Pie.

>>30275387

They know she is gay as fuck?

>>30275386
Well, you could always requisition yourself as a designated circlejerker. Dinofag might be upset though...

in all seriousness, you seem like a cool dude. keep on being awesome

>>30275241


Anyone else dislike all this fanon with parents not being seen = dead. It really just seems like a creative cop out. How come they can't just be working far away, Or possibly just moved out of their house or something. I don't know, it just seems like people are making these things dark for the sake of being dark, instead of actually making any sense.>>30275212
>>30275220

>>30275309
If she got within arms reach, she wouldn't be the one doing the raping.

>>30275405
No, alcohol is their alcohol equivalent. Horses will take your beer, drink the whole thing, and stumble around.

taking requests, what draw?

I love these and all versions of it

>>30275309
rape implies that I don't give consent, so it would have to be pretty fucked up and would probably involve me getting my dick punctured or flattened so I can honestly say no, no I would not enjoy having my cock mutilated by her pony hooves and teeth

>>30275356
And which pony would that be? Don't say Fluttershy, man, that would crush me, haha!
The ask blog will actually be for Cloud Kicker, which is sort of why I'm canvassing for opinions and discussions in relation to said background pony. The secret is who I'm working with on it, and it's only a secret so if it falls apart I can just say "oh well" and no one else gets pulled in.
Point is, it's going to be swell, man! I'm really looking forward to getting started!

>>30275408
One of us...

>>30275411
Got my picture?
GOT MY PICTURE?
Rose its my god damn desktop. Thank you so fricking much.

>>30275373
So is there supposed to be something between Twilight and Spike in his drawings or what?

>>30275448

ALL THE PONIES!

>>30275419
>Rarity's Generous Plan Part 1

>>30274967
>>30274998
>>30275012
>>30275029
Terse, don't you usually give feedback on these? My fault for posting at the end of the thread, I guess.

>>30275330
>Implying Firefly isn't Dash's mother.

>>30275419

The cutest fluttermac fic of them all does not yet exist.

It would most definitely involve this pic.

>>30275485
>So is there supposed to be something between Twilight and Spike in his drawings or what?
I'd say that seems pretty obvious.

>>30275448
Scootaloo as a cyborg / robo-enhanced pony. Firing lasers.

>>30275491

Too bad they dont have the legal shit for Firefly now.

>>30275441
Wow, I can't quote for shit. Feel free to disregard that I guess.

does a pony vagina feel more like a human's or a mare's

>>30275470
Well, Flutt-
>Don't say Fluttershy, man, that would crush me, haha!

....But it's so true! You wouldn't even need to work at it, just write like you normally do but with no exclamation points and throw in an 'um' and a '*squeak*' at random.

But you'd also do amazingly at Pinkie Pie. You understand her character a lot better than pretty much everybody. It would also give you an excuse to finally get her drawn in businesswear...

>>30275489
>>Rarity's Generous Plan Part 1

Thanks anon, checking it out.

>>30275386
Ah, then I'm completely mistaking you for someone else, no worries. It's just that you remind me a lot of a guy who used to hang around here who had the same hang-ups - eventually I managed to convince him (or push him along a little with some extreme prodding) to give himself a chance and actually submit his art to /co/, and people really liked it. You may say you're awful, man, but trust me, you'll never be as terrible as I am, so take heart in that! You seem like a really cool, chilled-out guy, so give yourself a chance too, you know? Show us something you've drawn. Trust me, it can't be worse than Clownrity!

>>30275533
what does a mare vagina feel like

>>30275533
It feels more like a goat's.

>>30275533
it's probably pretty loose and floppy. like sticking your dick in big blanket of salami or something. slimy wet meat flaps.

>>30275088
>>30275088
i dont know, guess i just started doing it one day and it got stuck, i do it too when im not posting as scootanon and im in other boards such as /v/, /adv/, /a/, /f/ or /d/

rape

>>30275554

Also also don't refer to everyone as "man" all the time.

>>30275592
rape

>>30275533

what does a human vagina feel like

Seriously, I think it would be funny if Dash's parents were really drab. Like, her mom's a "by the books" accountant and her dad's a regular-ass factory worker or something. The irony that they spawned the raddest motherfucking chick alive could really be played for comedy.

>>30275564

>>30275489
Usually. It's pretty long, which is why I want to sort of settle my emails and whatnot before I get into reading it. I like to devote myself to the ponywife stuff, you know? Really feel the emotions. Give me a little bit while I settle down and then I'll throw some thoughts and appropriate words your way, man.

>>30275557
>Rarity's Generous Plan Part 1
>under the pretense of an adorable Fluttermac fic

Dis gon' be good

>>30275557

What would the Equestria Pony's vagina taste like?

>>30275611
pinkie pie.jpg

>>30275554
>Pinkie Pie
>you understand her character a lot better than pretty much everybody

You just fell three places on my tripfag affection list, Double D. Why you gotta break my heart like that?

Jerk.

>>30275631

Disgusting.

>>30275408
Just remember this: you can continue to hate us, and we're fine with that. You don't have to participate in discussions with us, or draw or write or come to a sing-along meetup at Pizza Hut.

We're glad you gave it a chance, though. And if you ever need a shoulder to cry on, go to Ponychan instead.

>>30275621
Tozac's not a bad writer by any means but I wish he'd do something less... uncomfortable.

>>30275272

Her parents didn't die, they just kicked Dash out of the house because she was a lazy bastage. Now she has her own place and finally got a job.

>>30275631
like candy

we've been over this

>Next time on MLP:FiM, many years ago Celestia was chosen as controller of the Sun by the High Alicorn Counsel, however another alicorn was originally chosen for that task, but they moved him over to controller of the Underworld, now he's out for revenge, but when he sees how beautiful she has become, he changed his evil plan from screw up her life, to screw her up the baby hole.

>>30275656
I'm probably going to watch it by myself... alone.

>no-one must know my secret.jpg

So, /co/, I know you guys don't like this, but...

I wrote a fanfic.

>>30275438
Heh, thanks man. You're pretty awesome yourself. I don't think I've ever told you this before (Then again, how the hell would you know? Haha.), but I love your stories. Seriously, Lunacy is interesting as hell, and Shades of Pink even made me fucking cry. I really love your stories, mang.

>>30275573
You can sometimes tell people apart by their unique posting styles.

>>30275708
>hugboxing
I LOVE YOU TOO MAN

>>30275272
Soarin and Spitfire were on a drug-induced rampage, terrorizing the town with some of the ol' ultraviolence when they ran into Dash's dad. Being a law abiding citizen he saw them harassing an old lady and tried to calm them down, but they beat him. They were so high that they accidentally beat him to death in fact. Dash's mom saw the final moments of the act from her bedroom window and screamed, that's when the intoxicated celebrity pegasi burst into her home and raped her, then beat her to death too in a frenzy. They were unaware that young Dash saw the whole thing. The incident was turned over to police and Soarin and Spitefire were briefly put on trial, but being some of Cloudsdale's most wealthy celebrities they bought their freedom easily. Since then Dash has made it her life long focus to join the Wonderbolts. She does it under the guise of wanting fame and fortune, but really she is just obsessed with revenge. She knows it is a dish best served cold, and each night she dreams of the day she will finally get accepted to her first Wonderbolts team practice, where she has already devised hundreds of creative ways to kill Soarin and Spitfire painfully while making it seem like a flight accident.

>>30275564
>>30275564
oh my oh my oh my

finally Rule34 of MAD applejack

HEY GUYS
I've got a perfect solution to our problem.
Lets switch this around.

Which pony would you nothave sex with?

>>30275554
But that's just it, it wouldn't be challenging or all that fun for me, I'd feel like I wasn't doing it well enough, and there's a ton of other Fluttershy blogs, you know? I don't want to get into a competition. Especially not when I know my drawbro's art will blow the existing Flutterblogs right out of the water, as far as I'm concerned. If there weren't already a hundred Pinkie Pies, I almost certainly would, and I'll definitely consider it in future if the Cloud Kicker blog goes well and my drawbro is up for some good old fashioned indentured servitude, haha! But I want something fun, challenging, interesting and worthwhile, and writing an ask blog for a character like Cloud Kicker really strikes me as being all those things.

Actually, we were originally trying to decide between Luna and Scootaloo, but then S2E4, and Scootaloo being Scootaloo, and I ended up defaulting to CK. Point is, I'd love to see that request be filled (where is Fluffy, anyway?) but at the same time, I want something my drawbro and I can enjoy together, you know? Something new and cool!

>>30275695

What a loser.

>>30275725
You can tell it's Nathan posting as anon because he always defends himself and talks like a retard

What would it be like if we didn't have people talking about horse sexuality trying to derail all our posts?

>>30275737
Fluttershy

Fast

>>30275663
>waiting for tozac's not-rape story

>>30275737
big mac

i'd gargle braeburn's semen all day long but big mac doesn't do it for me

>>30275737
Rarity

>>30275737
Granny Smith

>>30275742
Your art kicking the others' asses would just make it that much better, considering all the others fucking suck anyway.

>>30275489
...You're a fucking monster.

>>30275737

I got nothin'

>>30275769
>big mac doesn't do it for me
fag detected

>>30275735

That's a horror fic waiting to happen.

I'm bored, let's go visit ponychan

>>30275737
Applebloom

>>30275699
Here's the key to the archive. Read a few of the threads at the very bottom, when we were at exactly the same stage as you. All porn before January was trolling.

http://arch.413chan.net/mlpgeneral/

Feel free to not become like us, ever.

>>30275737
Nathan.

>>30275787
>>30275769

Fags detected

>>30275737
Pinkie Pie, she'd be all sticky

>>30275176
Dash's mother is the G1 Firefly.

Dash's father is an old warhorse in the Equestrian Air Force, who is bitterly disappointed in Dash's carefree lifestyle. He kicked her out of the house when she dropped out of flight school, and they've been estranged ever since.

Which species is most likely to go up against the ponies in battle?

>>30275825

Confirmed for never having read F:E

>>30275777
Don't pretend you didn't see my indignant rage, you insensitive bastard.

>>30275737
How about all of them.
I guess I'm just a sick fuck.

>>30275825
Gryphons. They eat horses all the time.

>>30275734
...Gotcha. I'll stop now.

>>30275560
Err... let me practice a bit more on my pony drawing, and maybe someday I'll post them here. Right now, I'm CONVINCED they're ridiculously awful, yes, even worse than yours, haha.

>>30275825
The knackers?

>>30275825
seMen.

>>30275737
Pinkie Pie.

It would be like fucking a dog where they have to stop everytime you get going because she wants to lick your dick.

>>30275737

Derpy

Or would I?

>>30275808
Are you testing me to not be like you guys?

Challenge accepted.
My wife loves this show aswell, so I guess I'm okay.

>>30275706
This one comes recommended! It's great stuff, absolutely worth checking out. Funny, very different, with a likeable cast and some damn complex themes. Worth a look if any of you guys are into >fanfiction.

>>30275777
I'll definitely consider it, man. I'm hoping that when it finally comes along, you guys will agree with me, but in this case, it's just a case of me being egotistical on someone else's behalf and leveraging high expectations onto them. Still, it might be possible. Hell, I may only be one guy, but I could probably write for a Fluttershy blog if one made itself available. I'll see about putting that one on the plate and discussing it with my drawbro for a few months down the line.

>>30275805

I'd like to make sweet, gentle love to Apple Bloom, the only sound the creaking of bedsprings and our soft moans

>>30275875
>wife

run

run before it's too late

>>30275808
>All porn before January was trolling.
So what the fuck happened? Where along the line did we all become faggots, and why? Was it just a way to distance ourselves from Ponychan or something?

Fuckers.

>>30275737
Take your picture
you're driving me crazy, stop being a good student

>>30275847
Not pretending. I genuinely missed it.

And if you've written anything on Pinkie Pie and why she does what she does, I must've missed it. As things stand now, the only really impressive work on it I've seen was Terse's.

>>30275871

If you wouldn't, then read "Hard Day's Work."

See if you still wouldn't.

>>30275905
>soft moans
I think you mean
> muffled crying of her face beneath the pillow as you rob her of her virginity and decimate her underage candyvag

>>30275905

>>Implying Big Macintosh wouldn't come in an buck your head clean off your neck

>>30275852
>worse than yours
Is that a challenge? Because I'll post the original sketch, man. The hand-drawn one in pen. It's even worse than the terrible SAI linework and colour I did. Your eyes will bleed!
But in all seriousness, don't feel forced. Contributors are always appreciated, and I have the utmost confidence in you, but at the same time, you're not obliged to do anything, as you know. Take it slow. Just looking forward to seeing it when you finally get it out there!

>>30275912
Well first it started with Kloudmutt's underwear series (which at the time was touted as being a joke) and Megasweet's PoV handjob series.

It was a slow descent from there.

>>30275905

>Applebloom
>Not Sweetie Belle

>>30275939
put your trip back on deafdefiler

>>30275737
>>30275737
The underage ones.

>>30275919
....
>>30275482
I SAW IT ROSE. ITS AMAZING. I WANT YOUR BABIES. LET ME LICK YOUR FEET. WHAT ELSE DO YOU WANT FROM ME?

Its also on the tumblr

>>30275958
>implying I take my trip off for anything

>>30275919
Please tell me you're gonna stream tonight Rose.

>>30275912
There was like some sort of porn explosion

I prefer to think of it as liberation from ponychan's way of thinking.

>>30275971
>LET ME LICK YOUR FEET

>>30275947
But why? Why did it have to happen like this? Nowadays most of the shit the artfags draw is porn. And there are only like two or three still around who don't do porn.

We even have rule 34 of Faust, for Christ's sake.

Where did our sense of respect go?

>>30275947
It took time for the concept to trickle down from "beastiality" to "furry" to "friendship with benefits is magic." About four months from pony inception, I'd say.

At least the shipping is all still ironic/trolling. I hope we never sink that low.

>>30275951
>not orange chicken filly

>>30275987
>>30276006
No, it was the furries catching on. Before, it was just us and /b/, and most furries avoid 4chan. But once they arrived...

When we first started, the only outright furries I remember were Kloudmutt and Wolf. Remember when Wolf got yelled at because of his two commisions?

>>30276006

It's probably because the drawfags simply stopped giving a shit about the fandom, and decided to dedicate the remainder of the show's run to trolling the living fuck out of it.

>>30275935

Can I get a link?

>>30276006
>But why? Why did it have to happen like this? Nowadays most of the shit the artfags draw is porn. And there are only like two or three still around who don't do porn.

Actually, it's the other way around. The ones who are still around here are the ones who generally DON'T do porn. Klondike, Rose, Goggles, SB doesn't do much, Nigger Faggot is capable of the worst horrors you've ever seen and the most beautiful scenes in the world...

Well, anyway.

I want to rub my hands over Big Mac's sweaty skin and massage his tired muscles at the end of the day. I want to knead his heavy sack in my hands; I want to feel his heavy meat slip into my awaiting mouth. I want him to hold me in his strong arms, our combined warmth fighting off the cold night air until we're both fast asleep under the stars.

Am I gay?

>>30276006
>Where did our sense of respect go?
I think everyone shed thier 'respect' when they realize just how stupid it is to want to be respected on the internet. An anonymous imageboard to be specific.

>>30275987
>I prefer to think of it as liberation from ponychan's way of thinking.
I may disagree with Ponychan on a lot of things, but this is one thing I agree with them on.

This is porn of animal characters we're talking here. From a show for little girls.

Just look what happened to the Sonic fandom once rule 34 exploded. We're on a slippery slope here.

>>30275844
Implying I read 90% of pony fanfiction.
>>30275850
I can see this
>>30275854
the wat?
>>30275862
ha ha

>>30276061
No, you want to be a women.

>>30276059

>>30275944
>I'll post the original sketch
Do eet. It can't be THAT bad, can it? ...Can it?

I actually like to practice drawing ponies at college, and who knows, maybe I'll eventually get decent at it. I'll be sure to post some drawings here someday if I ever do. I'LL MAKE YOU PROUD, MAN!

>>30276055

Can't find it. This could take a bit.

>>30276059
Yeah, we've got more quality drawfags now than we had back then. They were just more regular in the threads back then. I miss Madmax's presence in these threads a little but I wouldn't give up drawfags like Tess, Rose and Klondike for the world. And all the others whose names I can't recall right now.

Ponibooru isn't being real helpdful. Can I get a few images of Rule 63 FiM? One of Spike if possible.

Rule 63 is the gender changer one, correct?

>>30275971
egads, man

you're welcome!

>>30276061
>arms
>pony
wat

>>30276061
>>30276061
and a zoophile, yes yhvh you gave me a raging wingerection, son of a chaosentity

>>30276061
Little bit. Sokay though. Pic related, it's okay gay

>>30276063
It's not about the fandom being respected. We were never respected.

I meant our respect toward Faust. How do you think she feels about the fact that someone drew a picture of her sucking horsecock, and that some people in this fandom genuinely ARE sexually repressed manchildren who fap to cartoons for little girls?

Alright, Finally finished colouring this in

may go and clean up some of the pencil lines later, for now fuck everything my hands really hurt

>>30276142
she called me MAN
ROSE CHAN CALLED ME MAN
*fangasps*
I'm never deleting this screenshot ever!

>>30276055
http://pastebin.com/BvJY7KZp
Derpy fapfic

>>30276081
You worry too much about things outside of your control.

Just sit back and chill. Ponies aren't going anywhere anytime soon; the show is still good although the over analysis of the episodes for shipping and fetishizing is pretty fucking stupid.

>>30276154
She's a big girl. I doubt she's losing much sleep over it.

>>30276140
With Brian Blessed as Prince Solaris and Mary McDonnel as Discordia.

>>30276140

New topic:
What does Faceless taste like?

>>30276143

pic related

>>30276055

http://pastebin.com/cJb1GDN8

Enjoy.

>>30276197
rage, hatred and a hint of lemon

>>30276119
That was a bluff, unfortunately. I don't actually have it. I scanned it, then burned the original paper, and when I'd done the lining, I deleted the original scan and ran magnets over my hard drive just to be safe.

That's a little hyperbolic, but nonetheless you can appreciate the lack of levity. This was god-awful shit, man, the sort of thing that blinds good men and women who have the misfortune of laying their eyes upon it. I wouldn't wish my sketching on my worst enemy.

If you're practicing regularly, man, you'll get decent very quickly, and then you'll follow the path of all the other quality drawfags we have! You'll make me proud, I know. I'm just looking forward to that day!

>>30276189
>implying this wasn't her plan all along
>implying the thought that she's converted an entire generation of manchildren into socially broken zoophiles doesn't get her off

>>30276190

>This will NEVER happend

Feels gay man...

>>30275971
>>30276142
>>30276181
what the cutiemark are you talking about here guys?

>>30276154
The Internet is full of men. Horny men. Boys, really, who will, with rude gusto, comment upon the fact that another sentient being has a vagina.
Pony has nothing to do with it.

>>30276181
I misspelled homo

>>30276190

>Zach Braff as male Pinkie Pie

YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YEEEESSSSS.

>>30276241
Rose did a picture and wants to feel love for it.

Also I still want to kick Scootaloo while shes in armor so she doesn't feel pain

>>30276190

>>30276199

Enjoy your furry

I have the attention span of a squirrel, god damn.

Rarity, by Obsidian, colored!


Thoughts?

>>30276241
This is what a circle-jerk looks like. We ignore them usually.

>>30276195
>Male Celestia is wearing platform shoes

what

>>30276283
Yeah, I'll cut it out, sorry about that.

>>30276289
Nothing more needs to be said.

>>30276304
Nah, go ahead. It's called mutually willful ignorance. You ignore us, we ignore you, everyone's happy.

>>30276276

>>30276304

Nigga what you drawing?

>>30276224
I certainly do hope so. Thank you, Terse.

>>30276282
Se ve muy bien, Dooks! Debo decir que te has vuelto excelente en esto de colorear ponis.

>dendrophilia tag on ponybooru

>>30275517

aw heck, yeah, I'll do that one

>mfw watching Rose stream instead of doing classwork
>mfw I've lost control of my life

>>30276190
>>30276195
Thanks. Can I get the R63 names as well? I only know of Elusive fro Rarity, unless I should make a joke and call him Common.

>>30276336
This. I'm sick of all the fighting and "blah blah I sure do hate tripfags" in these threads. Carry on.

>>30276283
>>30276283
hmmm i see...

>>30276190

>NPH as elusive

>>30276368
Applejack --> Applejack
Fluttershy --> Butterscotch,
Rainbow Dash --> Rainbow Blitz
Twilight Sparkle --> Dusk Shine
Pinkie Pie --> Berry Bubble
Rarity --> Elusive

Those are the general fanon names. I'm not the biggest fan, but they're the ones most commonly used.

>>30276283
a circlejerk is a loop of unwarranted praise. You'll probably call me a white knight now. Sometimes the ignorance, I don't even know why I come here anymore. It's always mindless bitching

>>30276400
I think you mean
Flutershy--> Terse

>>30276400
> Berry Bubble
wat

>>30276368
Pinkie Pie - Bubble Berry

Applejack - Applejack

Twilight Sparkle - Dusk Shine

Fluttershy - Butterscotch

Rainbow Dash - Rainbow Blitz

Also, on this note I'd highly recommend reading the fanfic "On a Cross and Arrow." It's quite funny.

>>30276427

But why? I dont get it.

>>30276429

and adorable at times

"I like you."

"I like you too."

>>30276427
BB, PP. And those both imply pink.

>>30276401
Yeah, there's lots of dumb uses of words here. People having a conversation with names and tripcodes on does not equal a circlejerk.

>>30276270
Do you think its possible to portray a fun loving campy pink pony with coming across as full blown gay?

>>30276367
>>30276367
>finals coming
>have to finish projects
>had the whole afternoon free today
>spent it posting in pony threads
>10 pm now
>still in threads

>>30276442

So they fuck with their r63?

>>30276339
I really like contrast the artist made with the warm colors for the male Celestia's made. If it were me I probably would've been a helluva lot more boring and just keep the same hair colors, pink and all, out of a lack of ingenuity.

what is rose livestream link

>>30276400
Spike?

>>30276336
>>30276377
...Jesus christ, what? NO! When people attention whore, you either yell them down or offer some solace under spoiler tags! None of this 'we'll ignore you, you ignore us' crap! If you do that, eventually the people who don't want to engage in it will find somewhere else to go, and then suddenly it's tripfag circlejerk 24/7.

DO YOU WANT US TO BECOME PONYCHAN?!

Do the ponies know that they are little?

>>30276456
>i know that feel bro

>>30276352
Gracias Masterhand! Creo que ya entendi bien como hacer las sombras bien, POR FIN.

>>30276469

Barb.

>>30276456

>>30276456
I know that feel, bro. In fact, the same thing just happened to me now.

>>30276445

How does a berry or a bubble imply pinkness? Berries come in a bagillion colors

>>30276448

An Anon actually standing up for tripfags?

I never thought I'd see the day.

>>30276463
Nope. Rarity almost does though.

>>30276429
I read it, I just forgot their names with this fever I have.

>>30276469
Spike was Barbara, I believe. Barbara -> Barb

>>30276472
Shut up and kiss me Deafdefiler!

>>30276472
I want us to not be constantly complaining about something.

>>30276489
> Ponychan

>>30276475
Do the ponies know that they're mine?

>>30276463
Not in that fic; though some of them kiss and have heavy petting sessions.

>>30276487
bubble gum?

Rainbow Dash comes from a single parent household

>>30276495

Are they homos like the regulars are lesbians?

>>30276475
They probably think they are normal size and everything else is just freakishly big

Which pony does which drugs?

I think Fluttershy being a pothead and Dash doing speed are already established.

Applejack probably just smokes cigarettes or dips.

>>30276190
Zach Braff doesn't really have the voice for Pinkie Pie.

>>30276490
Let me introduce you to an anomaly known as 'samefagging'

>>30276489
>ponychan detected

Use instead.

They love and support her in everything she does, and don't hold it against her that she's gay, like I wish my parents did :(

>>30276490
Every Anon is secretly a tripfag. Don't you know that?

>>30275735

>>30276535
Rarity does a shitload of coke and pills because she's fabulous

>>30276555
Rainbow Dash isn't gay, she just has a short, rainbow colored haircut and enjoys sports.

>>30276536
People always tell me that, but their only alternatives are anime VAs who haven't done Western stuff. Quite strange.

>>30276448
>4chan

>>30276481
>Masterhand
P-pero... como supiste? De verdad es tan obvio que pierdo demasiado tiempo aqui? ;_;

>>30276555
Gilda's parents are nothing like that!

>>30276535
Anyone got that Backing Bad comic GG did?

>>30276490
An anon being tired of other anons bitching about tripfags all the time?

What a concept!

>>30276539
if samefagging was an anomaly, 4chan would be the fucking ZONE

i want to join freedom!

>>30276604
>Saying Zones name out loud.
>2053

>>30276519
Then the show would be called "My Little Ponies."

It's pony, singular. You get one. Choose wisely.

>>30276582
The same could be said for just about anything, not just tripfags.
>someone notices a ponychanner
>someone mentions shipping
>someone mentions religion

>>30276463
Not quite. Fluttershy and her male counterpart get big crushes on each other. Rarity is practically ready to marry her male counterpart. Nothing with Applejack, Rainbow Dash is hinted to have feelings for her male counterpart, Pinkie doesn't do anything, and Twilight sees her counterpart as a brother more than anything.

>>30275176
The thread's kinda gotten off topic, but I did read a fic once where someone from our world found Rainbow Dash on his doorstep as a baby and raised her until she was the age she is now, but then Celestia showed up and took her back, and erased both of their memories so they wouldn't remember each other, that's my personal explanation until it's shown to be otherwise on the show.

Why didn't Discord just throw the Elements of Harmony into space?

>>30276575
Being that fabulous must be stressing.

Sadly I do not have any drawings of Rarity doing hard drugs.

>>30276567
I'd disagree but I currently have my name off
Stop giving credence to your crazy ideas

>>30276630
>You get one. Choose wisely.

Thats an impossible ultimatum

>>30276621
you're joking right?

>>30276630
I pick Carrot Top

>implying any of the main cast would want to hang out with you

>>30276621
Who's zone?

>>30276535
Pinkie is a meth head.

Applejack does peyote.

Fluttershy is the biggest stoner you'll ever meet.

Dash also does steroids.

Rarity does heroin, only the chicest of drugs for her.

Twilight lives off Red Bull and caffeine pills so she can study more.

>>30276655
Why didn't Celestia just throw Discords statue into the sun?

>>30276641
That fics looks like it could be good. Can you remember the title? I have little to do until my laptop reformats.

>>30276665
There are quite a few people who've gone anon, so I wouldn't doubt it.

>>30276655
Because that wouldnt be any fun

http://www.livestream.com/crayon_wax
Rose is streaming, get in here

>>30276519
I'm not sharing

Dibs on Twilight

>>30275176
They're gay male parents.

Failing that, kind of snooty pegasi parents.

>>30276686
Why didn't Discord just throw Celestia into space?

>>30276641
>Notice thread getting off-topic
>Try to get it back on topic with discussion about a fanfic
NOPE

>>30276696
so much for studying for my econ exam

AJ and Mac get together with their 63 counterparts for some double gay Applecest.

>>30276641

That's kind of a dick move. "Hey, thanks for raising this little filly like your own daughter, but now I think I'll take her back and essentially rob you of the past few years of your life!"

I know she's a troll, but jesus, Celestia. Not funny.

>>30276673
>even in my fantasy world of pony friendship, I'm still alone

>>30276699
Dibs on Pinkie Pie, then.

>>30276634
>mentioning religion

Except that is legitimately stupid to do ANYWHERE.

So. Why did you have to steal poni, ponyfags?

>>30276709
Why didn't Celestia throw Luna into sp--
Oh.

>>30276709
Why didn't Celestia just crash the sun into the earth?

>>30276673
I think I'd get along quite well with Twilight and Pinkie Pie. I wouldn't pick any of them, though, because I've already adopted Scootaloo and none of you guys can have her!

>>30276708
In my head I imagine them as rich, and boring accountants living in Cloudsdale

That absolutely loathe their daughters choice in career, but still love her.

>>30275176
Her parent's are rich socialites who have already engaged her to be married to a colt from another family. She has meet him only once.

>>30276555
>>30276655
>mfw I never get doubles when I call it, but constantly get doubles and triples when I'm not trying

>>30276583
>perder tiempo
>en threads pony en 4chan
Conozco tan bien ese sentimiento, bro ;_ ;

>>30276752
To my mind, her parents are both brursars for the Royal Conservatory and Cloudsdale University respectively.

They both absolutely cannot see what Dash sees in racing, other than the crazy stats and physics.

>>30276708
How go those stories?

>>30276746

Why didn't the animation team just delete Discord from their harddrives?

>>30276762
Yo no se

>>30276339
That's the only rule 63 of My Little Pony characters I've liked. Good work to the artist.

>>30276759
>my face when you keep posting that horrible Gilda picture I'm ashamed of.

>>30276655

Because then Jean-Luc may have found them!

>>30276689
>>30276689
Here ya go: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1NwdIJMALxxi6egHz832IuNIHy1J7JAqulJFoGeLM5tY/edit?hl=en_US&pl
i=1

It's called MyLittle Dashie by ROBCakeran53

>>30276775
Rarity/Applejack dancing story's coming along well, but I have to drill for Intermediate Spanish.

Y'know, I mastered one language, this second-language thing is busting my ass.

>>30276799
...Jesus fucking christ that OC makes me want to vomit.

>>30276759
>MFW there was that one time where you try to get a Gilda get and missed but then Spike got the get while taunting you

>>30276777
Thats what she looks like? Shes pretty
Lucky guy that Craig

>>30276798
Why am I suddenly in the mood to write this?

>>30276798
What happens when they hook them up to the main deflector dish?

>>30276676
>>30276621
guys guys i meant THE ZONE
as in, the area surrounding Chernobyl in STALKER

celestia i cant believe you didnt play that game already, what kind of megacasuals are you

>>30276792
I'm saving it because you said that.

>>30276744

More like we rescued it.

>>30276799
That OC is legitimately worse than any of the Mary Sues I see on /oat/.

Most of the time, Bright Eyes is happy. She has her mail route, she has her sunny little cottage, and she has everything she needs. It used to bother her that Mama never taught her how to build a home in the clouds like the rest of the pegasus ponies, but these days she doesn't mind. There's a comfortable little corner of the living room where the light hits just right in the evenings, and after her mail route every day she can curl up and think. She thinks about her day, about the ponies who smiled at her, about kind little Applebloom who always runs alongside her all the way up the road to Sweet Apple Acres, about Lyra's beautiful music that echoes through the windows of her home when Bright Eyes passes by. She thinks about the pretty new unicorn, Twilight Sparkle, and how satisfying it is to drop off the heavy load of books that arrives once a week.

>>30276835
me too

>>30276714
I wasn't trying to get it back on topic, I just wanted to answer the original question while acknowledging that I was thread-hopping.

Why aren't chickens sentient in the land of Equestria? Cows seem to be, why not chickens? Why not any other small animal. Why are ponies the only sentient beings? Does someone have their evolutionary chart? These are serious questions.

>>30276778
Hey, cosmo! Guess what I'm going to ask about?

Yup, about that Capt. Flutteryshy pic! Don't feel pressured, though. I understand if it's not done yet because of several >shenanigans that might be occurring in your life. May I ask how's it coming along?

How's Project Horizon

Describe Blackjack

It's that time of year, though, when she has to think about something not so nice. And instead of retiring to her cozy nook to enjoy the sunshine, the sky is clouding over, and she has to go for a walk.

Mama had a condition. Bright Eyes has it too, but nowhere near as bad as Mama. Every once in a while, her brain goes fuzzy and sometimes she can't move. Other times she can, but she goes a little crooked, and can't quite see straight. Applebloom always laughs when Bright Eyes starts flying a bit sideways, but it's alright when she does it. Her laugh sounds like a summer afternoon in the orchard. If apple blossoms had a sound, it would be that laugh. It's not so nice when the other ponies laugh, because they know better. Most of them try to hide it, but Bright Eyes knows better.

>>30276828
She's only pretty on the outside. Inside shes evil. Her plot to take over older men with cuteness is only her first step towards world domination.
Don't believe me?
Look.
SHES MAKING A CAPE CARTOON

>>30276852
...continue, please?

If you could harvest some of the magic out of a single pony, turn it into a liquid, and inject it into your arteries, which pony would it be?

Injecting this pony magic into your blood causes you to turn into a flash animated cartoon character that said pony adores. You also get really fucking high. Also, your balls shrink.

>>30276864
it's a cartoon

>>30276890
Fuck my balls, imma pony all day errday.

>>30276890
Lyra

>>30276865
Finished!
Two things though yo
1. I want to add the glow effects and try shading, and I need Dooks help (or someone else_
2. My trial of Sai ran out. I'm locked out of the program.

When Mama's brain went fuzzy, she would get all stiff, and fall over sometimes. It used to scare Bright Eyes when she was just a filly, but Mama told her what to do. How to position Mama's head so she could always breathe, even when her eyes rolled back. How to get the nurse ponies if Mama couldn't get up after too long. And how long was too long. It was a lot to remember. Bright Eyes always used to worry about what would happen if she wasn't there when Mama fell over, but when Bright Eyes was old enough, Mama told her to go out and get a job anyway. Mama said she had to get out of the house, and meet some new ponies, and make some friends. So Bright Eyes went out, and tried to meet new ponies, and tried to make some friends. It didn't go too well, but Mama didn't mind. That's when she helped Bright Eyes find her mail route. Some days it's the only thing that keeps her going, now that Mama's gone.

>>30276884
Zoom! Enhance!

>>30276890
Vinyl Scratch

>>30276826
It's nice having a snarky dragon remind me I need to reDOUBLE my efforts.

>>30276890
Well. If you turn into a female pony, you wouldn't need balls anymore.

“You gotta keep your chin up,” Mama used to say. “Chin up, wings out, tail high. It all goes better when you smile.” She would nuzzle under Bright Eyes' chin and make her giggle. Mama was always silly. Sometimes she would forget to be serious again, and Bright Eyes would snort and stomp her feet in frustration. Mama would stop and look confused for a moment, then shake her mane and laugh. She called them 'derpy moments', and as Bright Eyes got older, she would have them too. Mama started calling her 'my little derpy', and it always made Bright Eyes feel warm inside. That's why she didn't mind so much when the other ponies called her that. They didn't know, and sometimes she'd hear the more polite ones, the proper ones, scold the others for using such a mean spirited name. But it just made her remember Mama, and the way her mane shone in the light when she shook it. Bright Eyes figured they all thought her simple when she smiled at the name, but it all really does go better when you smile.

>>30276946
Technically neither do the males.

>>30276946
Aaaaah ha ha ha ha.

I had a fic idea the other day, that involves a human and a pony switching bodies.

Now, I know what you're going to say, but bear with me. The human in question is Lauren Faust, swapping bodies with Princess Celestia.

Things quickly get out of hand, despite their efforts to adapt.

They're niggers from the planet nigger 52

>>30276830

The Enterprise gains the ability to fire a polarized friendship beam

>>30276940

>>30276946
But I want to be a futa

It's raining as she makes her way to the edge of Ponyville. She watches the ground in front of her hooves as she walks, she's memorized every cobblestone on this route. It doesn't feel as good to travel this route as it does to travel her mail route, but the familiarity of each round, grey stone helps. She likes the way the sound of her footsteps bounce off the buildings as she passes between them. She always walks this way. Mama couldn't fly so good towards the end, and it just doesn't feel right to do this without her wings furled carefully at her sides. When she gets out of town, where no one can see, sometimes she lets the right one droop, just a little, the way Mama's sometimes did.

Sometimes it made Bright Eyes sad when she glanced back over her shoulder and saw the town disappear behind the hills on her way to the cemetery. She doesn't like that Mama is so far away. Bright Eyes and Mama had always been together, and the day they brought Mama all the way out here is the saddest day Bright Eyes can remember. But Mama is with Daddy now, and that makes Bright Eyes feel a little better. At least Mama won't get lonely.

>>30276890
Celestia.

>>30276890
well, twilight obviously

>>30276982
FUCK.

>>30276890
A little from every single pony combined into one huge injection.

>>30276968
Sounds really inception bro

How'd you figure thunk of that?

>>30276946
You make a good point. Suddenly, there's no longer any drawbacks.

>>30276890

I'd prefer not to.

Daddy didn't have a condition. He had an accident. He was working out on Sweet Apple Acres, when Bright Eyes was a little filly. They were tearing down the old barn and a beam fell on him. It didn't hurt him though, it happened real fast and Daddy went to be with the angels. Angels were like pegasus ponies but they were made of light. At least that's how Mama told the story, and Mama always told the truth. All Bright Eyes remembers of Daddy is his rumbly voice and how he called her his 'silly filly' and tickled her belly with his nose.

Once upon a time, Twilight met a sexy mare named Trixie and fucked said mare. The end.

>>30276877
I haven't read it, but my understanding is that Blackjack is an "idiot hero," and it has serious consequences.

>>30276890
i'd say zecora, but i'm not a waifufag so mostly i'm in it for the trip and "WOAH MAN I'M LIKE, A CARTOON, MAN"

i'm also a huge fan of straight shota

>>30276934
Oh, that's great! I'll look forward for the finished image, then.

>>30277006
so bad at doubles

>>30277012
Fluffy! I've been waiting for you to turn up. Are you streaming tonight?

>>30276968
Now I want to see Lauren Faust saying "Princess? Do you have any idea how much power I'd have to give up to be princess?"

>>30277012
And thats how Equestria was made!

>>30277044

>>30276985
>you will never be a futa with exagerated proportions and member sadaloo.jpeg

>>30276946
Do me a favor and explain this to CartoonLion and Megasweet.

Bright Eyes swishes her tale and lifts it high as she enters the cemetery. She stretches her wings and holds them up toward the sky, just like Mama would want to see. As she trots past the willow tree and around the corner to where Mama and Daddy lay she feels a smile grow on her face. It's a real one this time. Sometimes she has to fake it, and that just makes her even more sad, but today the sun is breaking through the clouds, nice and low in the sky to make them glow grey and pink, and those are the best colors, because they were Mama's colors. Bright Eyes settles herself between the small rounded stones for Mama and Daddy and nuzzles each of them. She pulls a small, worn book out of her mailbag and starts reading to them. Every night, all year long, Bright Eyes writes letters to her parents. And every year, on the day they put Mama in the ground, she comes here and reads them. She reads until the light is gone and she can't see the pages anymore, and then she'll just talk.

>>30277015

I figure if it was any other human, it would just be another stupid self-insert and nobody would give two shits.

TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT

>>30276957
I prefer the stressed-snapped, forest-abandoning mother fanon

When it gets dark, Bright Eyes tucks the book back into her mailbag, and the rain starts to drizzle again. She rests her chin on her forelegs, and a wave of sadness comes over her. She watches the light film of mist forming along the ground, and silently thanks Luna for always making sure this is a beautiful night, year after year.

If sentenal is around, I've got this for him. how' does it look?

>>30277012
>every single pony
That's cheatin'

>>30277083

Wow that pony is tiny...

May I pet it?

“I'm sorry Mama,” she whispers, her eyes flooding over with tears. She squeezes them closed, trying to block out the memory. Bright Eyes knew something was wrong. Mama had gone fuzzy a lot more than usual, and she had to get the nurse ponies twice that weekend. She didn't want to go to work on Monday, but Mama told her to go. Promised she'd be okay. Bright Eyes remembered coming home from her route, finding Mama on the kitchen floor, the warmth gone out of her. Her head was bent down, drawn tight against her chest the way it sometimes did when she got all fuzzy and tense. She was all alone with no one to position her just so. Sometimes after her head went fuzzy, Bright Eyes would still run into the kitchen in tears, the memory pushed out of her mind for a moment, and she had to relive that realization all over again. “I should have been there to save you.” She shifted her body, curling protectively around Mama's headstone, wrapping one wing around it.

>>30277058
>imokaywiththis

That stuff might be endearing in porn

In the real world, I'm sure most people I would be interested in would be turned off by a mutant cock

>>30277047
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... I could. Not sure what I'd do, though. It's been kinda slow lately.

>>30277085
It's great, man! The clouds and sun could stand to be properly lined and made substantial rather than just white splotches, but otherwise, you've done a fantastic job as always.

>>30277058
>exagerated proportions

Like too-large ears? Aw hell naw.

“Derpy?” A soft voice calls through the fog in her mind. Bright Eyes blinks and tried to raise her head, her neck is stiff.

“Mama?” She says quietly.

“No, sweetie, just me,” Memorial, the graveyard's caretaker, smiles down at Bright Eyes before helping nudge her to her feet. The gentle morning sun silhouettes her for a moment before Bright Eyes can focus on her. “Did you spend the whole night here?”

>>30277024
I wonder if she's descended from anypony

>>30277085
Fantastic.

>>30277083
If Derpy were a cat and her eyes were messed up, I'd feel cheated and be envious of all the other boys with normal cats.

“I fell asleep with Mama,” Bright Eyes says quietly, glancing down at the headstone and trying to clear the fuzzies from her head. Memorial just stands by quietly, waiting a moment before stomping her hooves and snorting. Bright eyes giggles and shakes her mane. Memorial is grey too, but she's a unicorn. Her mane is the color of lilies and smells just as gentle and soft. She's gentle and soft too, and lets Bright Eyes stay long after she locks the gates on that special day every year. Bright Eyes doesn't usually like breaking the rules, but sometimes it's okay. Especially when Mama is involved.

“Did you get to read your whole book this year?” Memorial gives Bright Eyes a gentle nudge and guides her toward the gates. Bright Eyes is feeling a little wobbly, and accepts the help without protest. She knows she'd be walking a little sideways without Memorial's help this morning.

>>30277123
>using it on other people
haha thats funny

>>30277123
There is no great beauty that has not some strangeness in the proportion.

>>30277126
I don't want to pressure you into doing anything you're not comfortable with, man, no worries. I was just a little curious as I'd love to watch you work at my request if you ever get around to doing it. Otherwise, no big deal, I'll pop off to bed in a bit.

>>30277180

Hey retard we can see the fucking link.

>>30277083
>that use of smooth, dark grey convex lines to imply depression into the pillow
that's actually really clever

“No,” Bright Eyes smiles bashfully. “I never do.”

“Maybe next year,” Memorial touches her nose to Bright Eyes' cheek softly, a goodbye she began not long after Daddy went to be with the angels.

“It's okay,” Bright eyes says. “She knows it all anyway. They both do.” She swishes her tail and holds it high as she trots through the gates, stretching her wings up to the sky as she makes her way home.


Fin

>>30277123
Are you kidding? FTM dick is the best. I can only imagine it's fun in the other direction.

>>30277083
Damn it, I really want those sheets now.

Pony as a bonus.

>>30277204
>Using links
>In 2011

>>30277209
I wish I could find more of these that are this quality. Shit is beautiful and makes me all... well, you know.

>>30277227
i think he meant that, outside 4chan, not everyone likes what we like and by that i mean futas with dicks as huge as your arm iwanttobethelittlefuta;_;

>>30277263
Wonder if I took a picture of my bed if this guy will shoop a pony onto it.

Alright, so you get sent to Equestria...

...but most of the ponies are completely aversive to your company. The only ones that want to hang out with you are fillies/foals.

What do you do?

>>30277216
Thanks for the storytime.

My own Derpy origin story is posted here:
http://duplexfields.deviantart.com/art/Up-In-The-Air-213097969

I'll only post the first chunk. My Derpy isn't slow, silly, or stupid, but was teased in her youth for her eyes.

---

Derby Hooves was not having the best day. In fact, she was quite sure it was one of the worst days she'd ever had.

Dad wasn't home yet, and Mom always worked late, so she let herself in. She ran to her room, dropped her saddlebags on the floor, then curled up on the bed to cry. It was no fun being wall-eyed, but it was even less fun when the other kids teased her. "Derpy," they called her, "Derpy the derp-eyed filly." Then they laughed.

After she sniffled her way to dry eyes, she did what Dad always said to do when they weren't home: homework. Dad said that if she studied hard, she wouldn't have to work in a menial job like Mom, and still need her husband to work a second job.

She had gotten halfway through the page of equations when she heard the clip-clop clip-clop of her father. Excited, she spat the pencil out of her mouth and ran to the door.

"Daddy!" she cried out, grinning from ear-to-ear.

"Hey," said the grey pegasus with the curly black mane, the propeller-beanie and the funny red poofy fake nose, "How's my little filly?"

They nuzzled, then he stood back. "I got a new one today," he said. "Smell this flower."

There was a flower on his hat. He leaned down so she could see it. Water squirted in her face, and she spluttered, then shrieked with laughter. "Do it again, Daddy!" she cried.

>>30277290
enjoy of their company while grief in my insides that no one else likes me

>>30277290
Piss and shit on public property in anger and fear.

>>30277282
Fluffy only works with really high-resolution, high-quality images.

But maybe he would, who knows?