Smashing cartoon series.

*sssssiiip*

Yeah, what about it?

My Little Faggot: Friendship No More

>>30253242
>My disposition upon the realization that I was the first to use that image in a past gentlemanly thread.

Good show, chap.

>>30253242
indeed.

>>30253195


>implying you own a small horse.
>implying friendship is satanic witchcraft.

>>30253303

Pardon my language fellow gentlemen, but You sir are a codfish

On the subject of friendship, I'd wager a gentleman is only as good as the company he keeps, and the company he keeps is quite important, mind you, as he must have a suitable companion for sitting near the fireplace and brooding quietly with a glass of brandy of the days events.

>>30253674

Hear Hear, who else will you partake with in a fine Cigar with then your fellow Chap.

Shame I can't read those words without thinking about the morbid fanbase anymore.

Yeah, what about it?

>>30253395
A fine thread indeed

Though that particular animated serial does tend to relate itself mainly to that of its unappealing group of more dedicated viewers, I do enjoy the festivities that are provided by the those adorable equines.

>>30253963
Indubitably

what a captivating conversation

>>30253843
Also consider that one might not truly enjoy the pleasantness of a fine cigar or a potable until he's experienced the difference between partaking in solitude and in the presence of fair comapny.

Gentlemen, have you all had a bolly day

>>30254069

BULLY!

>>30254073
I say my good man. you must don a proper attire to gain entrance to this fine establishment

I think those ponies are ruining the hardworking citizens of this fine country.

Well I find this series brings a bitter taste to my mouth as it forces it's saccharine values down my gullet without even raising a smirk before doing so.

I can only assume that those completely devoid of taste can only enjoy this vapid charade.

>>30254157
Bollocks! This nation's youths were a gaggle of laze-abouts and carpet baggers long before they showed interest in these silly ponies!

>>30254212

A true gentleman is able to look past his own perceptions, sir.

>>30254025
Quite indeed good Sir.

>>30254069

It was Smashing indeed after attending a Riveting and quite exhilarating box social I feel quite splendid.

>>30254157
Well I believe the Daily Planet is just a cheap right wing tabloid that panders to the ignorant masses and cant go a fortnight without pandering to that menace "Superman"

>>30254249
Ah, but it isn't the youth I am speaking of. The fine middle aged men of this country have succumbed to some sort of subliminal messaging making them turn into non-working dullards.

I find it charming but juvenile.

>>30254249
but would you not agree sir that the introduction of the entertainment of the equine variety has created a negative view on our nations youth by the more experienced?

>>30254300

Our nation's youth are safe. It's the college-aged ones that are off embarrassing themselves.

Yes, the Diminutive Equine program. Most enjoyable, if I do say so myself.

>>30254256
You assume too much my good sir.

But I shall assume that you are one of those people that are completely devoid of taste and I bid you good day.

>>30254353
I say let them enjoy them enjoy their time as a juvenile that they have left. once they leave their advanced educational establishment behind, then they will become a working member of society. if not, then they shall fall to the way side and be left behind in an ever advancing world

>>30254295
But that's exactly my point! Even our adults are children! A peculiar malady known as arrested development afflicts many who would otherwise be characterized as men.

You may believe that this is the fault of the moving pictures they occupy their abundant free time with, but I say that this is simply another symptom of a greater condition, not the illness itself!

I say, those ponies are clearly charlatans. Any attempt to engage them with civilized behavior is met with brute petrification.

a riveting discussion if i do say so myself. might i ask for some fresh lamb?
oh don't bother preparing it, or even killing it for that matter, i'm quite alright

>>30254428
But when these so called "workers" end up not doing any work at all, who is it that will have to pay for them to get their natural benefits? Why the common man of course.
I believe we could put all this nonsense behind us if we merely made the point that the program is for that of children and not juveniles.

>>30254484

I find your eating habits rather crude, sir. I must also ask that you cease any disobedience towards the established logic of your very own extinction.

The equines pose a problem, perhaps to many that do not see it yet.

>>30254387
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pzOBlPKZjxE

>>30254212

I respectively Disagree with you statement good sir, ones own taste in programing varies in quite different perspectives. One may say you programing selection is quite inferior to there own.

>>30254503
intriguing. the I propose a sort of social message that would highlight the importance of a hard days work

>>30254520
> I must also ask that you cease any disobedience towards the established logic of your very own extinction.
whatever do you mean old boy? This is quite a startling accusation
i should say i'm feeling quite well and by no means extinct

>>30254212
Sir, your reference to saccharine values compels me to consider whether or not you have even partaken. I have heard of charlatans whose only knowledge of the series comes from scribbled-upon daguerreotypes, and rumors spoken by other charlatans. A real man would insist on forming his own opinion first-hand.

To quote Kipling:

If you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you;
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you,
But make allowance for their doubting too:
If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,
Or being lied about, don’t deal in lies,
Or being hated, don’t give way to hating,
And yet don’t look too good, nor talk too wise...

Uh.. Yea, I have something to say.

I think the pony show is for faggots.

That's all.

I say we hunt these miniature horses for sport and profit.

>>30254615
SIR, take your street trash of a mouth out of this establishment

nice try troll. trying to get the bronies in deep shit because they have more than one thread on the main page

>>30254615
You, there! Yes, you, the dullard. Could you empty my ash tray and fetch my evening robe? I wish to settle in for this rousing discussion and I prefer to be comfortable.

>>30254638

Bully!

>>30254615

I say, who allowed this ruffian entrance into out gentlemanly establishment?

>>30254638
Ha! Top drawer. I made that as well!

>>30254677

I say, this is a meeting of intellectuals discussing the matter of their existence, by no means do we partake in their rituals.

Gentlemen, I believe we've been avoiding the real point of this.
Boxers>Briefs[/spoilers]

If I might offer a hypothesis—it would appear that a sizeable portion of like-minded fellows who frequent this electronic message board find the propagation of these diminutive equines in bad taste, not simply for their whimsical and naive innocence, but due to the perception that an increasingly common integration of these animals into the parlance of our discourse is an attempt by the most fervent advocates of the show to prosthelytize others who have yet to develop a taste for the lighthearted adventures of Miss Twilight Sparkle and her eccentric companions.

Must we be ruffians all the time?

>>30254677
sir, I believe you have misinterpreted our intentions. this fine discussion is not for the talking of said piece of entertainment, but discussing the social implications of which the watching of said program has on our nations fine youth

>>30254735
>>30254735
So..you mean they're gay right?

It is in my educated opinion that this animated television program of which you speak is one not intended for men of our nation's average age. Now it's quite obvious though that my beliefs shall be tossed aside with the scorn and rage that many of these charlatans who deem themselves gentlemen-like posses when someone has an opinion opposing that of their own.

No one can truly find "Brony" to be a term of sophistication or any class at all. Urchins and fiends, the lot of them!

You People Seem Delightfully Reasonable And While Your Topic Of Conversation May Be Some What Banal I Would Be Happy To Discuss It With You

While I Do Not Partake In The Show Myself I Know That Some Of My Good Friends Follow My Little Hoof Beast Moirallegiance Is Magic With Great Amount Of Enthusiasm. They Seem To Find It Both Edifying And Enjoyable And I Am Loathe To Degrade Them For Something They Hold Dear

>>30254794

Good word madame, your speech patterns have found a distasteful audience with my own ears.

>>30254780
sir, if you wish to take part in this discussion. at least don the proper attire

>>30254784

You simply must keep up with current events. The term "brony" has not been uttered with anything but contempt on this board in a good many months, even among the equine enthusiasts.

>>30254826
I quite agree. A lack of punctuation is quite palpable as well. Amazing.

>>30254765
Good heavens, I do apologize. My instinctual reaction is that of absolute misery due to my leanings toward the topical program. I immediately assumed this was a discussion with the sole purpose of making life miserable for the fans of this show.

Again, sincere regrets.

>>30254855
Ah, but nonetheless, whether Brony, ponyfag, or some other equestrian moniker, pun or insult, they are still scum nevertheless.

>>30254780
Must the help always interject their vapid opinions in all of our discussions? I do believe this is the same chap who can not even take your hat in a dignified manner

>>30254914
My goodness! That small horse has taken some gentleman's monocle! After it!

>>30254729

Ah yes quite the conundrum indeed I feel it's appropriate to cloth my self with the proper indicated wares of the days climate.

I've had many a pedigree stallion in the stables of my estate, my friends. To see such multicolored, multifaceted, intelligent, miniature equines in this piece of western animation is quite intriguing. Such an idea was implausible during my youth.

I will continue to observe this phenomenon, it is very amusing, as it seems to have a powerfully polarizing effect on people on this global network.

>>30254914
I take my job seriously maam, it's just you brainwashed crazies who make my life that much harder.

>>30254608
I will have to ask you to politely rescind your assumptions for I have definitely partaken in this trite affair and have formed the opinion previously stated without outside influence.

I can only feel pity for the plebeians that consider this animated mockery anything more than a colourful display of light and trickery.

>>30254913
A bold statement, sir. By what measurement do you make it?

So if I am led to understand the point of this thread correctly, then trolling has led ponies to act in a generally more polite and elegant manner to make clear their knowledge OF the trolling while still delivering the message that "They ain't even mad."

But if I may pose a question- who then is truly the victor in the battle of troll and wit? Were trolls not trolling pony fans because of how outlandish and inelegantly they behaved?

Every Day.

Every. Fucking. Day.

Remember when /co/ was good? Before all this MLP bullshit destroyed it?

>>30254939
Great scott! Cease the ephemeral musique enchanting the background atmosphere at once whilst we apprehend the scoundrel.

>>30254687
>A female horse
>Possesing anything gentleMANly
A better question would be who allowed YOU here.

>>30254826
I Am Sorry Sir English Is Not My First Language You Must Excuse My Provincial Accent

I Suggest That You Either Come To Accept My Vocal Peculiarities Or Let Them Become More Palatable With Exposure

>>30254784

While It Is True That Some May Find Appeal In This Subject Matter That Are Outside The Initially Imaginable Demographic Sir Doe That Make Them Any Worse For Their Love Of It

If I Remember Correctly Many Great Works Of Earth Literature Were Originally Designed For Entirely Different Markets And Modes Of Appreciation Before Being Accepted By Heretofore Unimaginable Peer Groups
(For Example Naked Came The Stranger)

>>30254913

Groups attract all sorts of individuals, my good man. There will always be unsavory elements to them, but taking them as a representation of the whole is a grievous exaggeration.

Suppose your finest friend was discovered to be a fan of the show. Would you allow his taste in a television program to taint your opinion of his entire character?

So what portion of this fandom, would you say, are pedophiles?
What portion are zoophiles?
What portion are transgendered?

>>30254913

I find it difficult to despise these equine do-gooders, but the more ruffian members of their society have found great distaste with the world at large.

The working class urchins (I mean no disrespect) that build this program must be in a rather difficult position, might you say?

>>30254968
Remember chap, while viewing said equines for entertainment purposes is acceptable at times. allowing it to encompass ones life outside of entertainment value is cause for great alarm

>>30255039
This is /co/, pederasty is our forte.
Though that tends to be limited mostly to young boys in costumes and copious amounts of /ss/, so I suppose I lack any psychological understanding of the pony spectrum of fuckery.

>>30255009

You have misjudged our character.

>>30255039
Aha! But the difficulties of this question lie wherein we define each term as that of the popular understanding, or that of its original intent.

Who among you wouldst not agree that a pedophile pertains to prepubescent children, verily announce forth.

>>30255004
I do remember the internet before the blight that was MLP.

>>30255050
Agreed. While my discontent for them does not equal to that of a hellish inferno, they leave quite an unsatisfactory taste.

>>30255029
>There will always be unsavory elements to them, but taking them as a representation of the whole is a grievous exaggeration.
Quite true, quite true. Unfortunately though, that "small percentage" is quite vocal.

>>30255039
The social group that seems to enjoy this animation are as colorful as the miniature mares and colts that inhabit it, my friend. Such is the beauty of the group, there is no uniformity. Of course, there are the unsavory chaps within that peddle their obscene wares, but such is the case with all groups.

>>30255004

My good sir, are you implying that these diminutive equines are the source of our fair /co/'s current state? Consider, if you will, that had a group of uncouth ruffians not taken to accosting fans of the show, it is most assuredly true that the topic of M.L.P. would fail to be a source of contention!

Gentlemen. Our conversation about the effect of colored equines on society has been riveting. But alas, I must retire for the evening. Until our next encounter, I whish you good night.

>>30255124

Isn't it always?

You need only look to the Sonic or Invader Zim fandoms to see further examples.

>>30255103
No, I seem to be quite on the money with my judgement in this case. I shall leave you to stumble in the dark nonetheless, as your kind would only dirty further the light which shines upon our society.

>>30255136

A good night to you, sir. May we cross paths again someday.

>>30255004
You mean when we had that dreadful plague of Avatar?

>>30255132
You sir seem to basically be saying that those who do not enjoy the show should stop disliking what you enjoy. How childish.

>>30255156
While you have brought about two very good examples, neither are similar to MLP, save for their ties in animation.

>>30255200

There is a difference between not enjoying that which another enjoys, and allowing your opinions to reduce you to antagonizing those around you.

It is all about self-control, my good sir. And ignoring that which you do not enjoy.

>>30255156
There will always be outliers. But they can not be held accountable for the representation of their entire group.

>>30255291

My point exactly.

>>30255156
At least Sonic or Invader Zim are well animated

I must say that this was indeed quite successful social gathering, but I must take my leave gentlemen.

>>30255251


I find the interpretation akin to the green Invader somewhat satisfactory, mind you.

The ruffians have been running rampant in that dank corner of the local pubs for ages now, quite similar to the situation we find ourselves in. Had our establishment been more well grounded in those dark times, the same could have been said even closer to the original point.

My good chum.

>>30254984
Ah. Then you discount tales of its acceptance among the patricians?

I personally find the humor to be reminiscent of Vaudeville's variety, while refraining from the pandering that typically comprises the bulk of such acts.

In addition, the ladies who lend their voices to the portrayal of said equines are among the most renowned in the industry: Tabitha St. Germain, Tara Strong, and Nicole Oliver are of particular note.

A bully chat i see. Good show.

>>30255200

Gods, man! In what poor school-house were you taught the art of letters? Your comprehension of my words is poorer than a street-beggar outside the counting-house! I assert that, by instigating conflict, those who take offense to M.L.P. merely made themselves vulnerable to assault by hordes of trolls. Had they left those with whom they disagreed alone, no harm would have come to either party.

I still maintain that someone should start a thread on my little pony with a legitimate subject and see how quickly it digresses, for science I say.

>>30255283
You can only ignore so much for so long sir. Only so long...

I have grown weary and tired gentleman, and when you reach such a point, you can only show scorn and discontempt for the degenerate malcontents.

>>30255124
>Quite true, quite true. Unfortunately though, that "small percentage" is quite vocal.
Such is true with any fandom my good man. Perhaps part of the issue stems forth from the fact that 4chan as a whole is almost always at the very least in a state of semi-trolling at all times.

>>30255136

I must follow suit and depart for the night, my good sirs.

Till our next account of discourse, quite splendid indeed.

Hip hip!

>>30255312
Now sir, I do believe you are making baseless accusations. While you may not enjoy the style, the show has suburb animation that is both vibrant and smooth, as well as expressive facial expressions.

This camaraderie is unprecedented.

>>30255344

The working class urchins involved in the laborious tasks are not to be envied. I find their line of work a rather sorted affair. The dastardly groups among the MLP society have already found ways to disturb them in their respective hovels.

Good show /co/

>>30255312
Sir you must be pulling my leg! Come now, good man, and tell me with a straight face that Sonic is better animated than My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.

>>30255156
>>30255124
Indeed A Small Vocal Minority Is Often More Damaging To The General Opinion Of A Media Form Then Lack Of Talent Or Dreary Writing May Ever Impart

It Is Something Of This Effect That Has Soured Many People To The General Enjoyment Of Many Popular Pastimes Of Our Own Community Such As Comic Discussion Or Video Games Because Of The Common If More Often Then Not Widely Incorrect Stereotypes That Continue To Shamefully Attach Themselves To These Hobbies

As The Earth Poet William Blake Once Said:
"The worst tragedy for a poet is to be admired through being misunderstood."

Yes I Am One Hundred Percent Certain He Said That

One Hundred Percent

>>30255394
It's animation is only equal to your spelling of "superb", milady.

>suburb
That "animation" you see is from tweens and squished shapes everywhere.
The animation is subpar at most.
Not Johnny Test horrible but not something to throw a stick at either.

>>30255432

Not to worry. They are mature, refined individuals who are more than capable of handling themselves in this day and age.

I have no doubt in their ability to cope with the situation.

>>30255476

Perhaps she was referring to the "suburban" motifs the working class went with when creating this spawn.

>>30255502

Suburban? Are you daft? It is clearly a rural setting.

>>30255009
You imply, good sir, that women are not to be regarded as equals?
In this day and age?

I must assume you are not aware that there are a great many women of creative talent and force of intellect. Among them, Mrs. Faust has shown a particular sensitivity to the wonder and innocence of our earlier years, and has expressed in her works of art a desire to have such days brought forth during adulthood, to inform us with a greater degree of gentility than we already display.

>>30255463
Yes, well you see that William Blake was talking about poets, and not a show involving a toy-line for young girls.

Do not suffer the Pony to live for that is an abominable thing.

>>30255476
Must you side step the topic over minor grammatical mistakes?

>>30255535

That Faust gentlewoman is quite the specimen, is she not?

I am chuffed as chips to announce that I have like-minded companions of the internet who also are attempting to keep this thread's legacy alive by means of archival.
2/4 votes have been cast!

>>30255535

>>30255535
>I must assume you are not aware that there are a great many women of creative talent and force of intellect.
On the contrary, I am quite aware. Though last I checked, this was a gentlemanly discussion, one not for women-folk.

> Among them, Mrs. Faust-
And that is where I stop reading your writtings sir, for it is quite obvious you are filled with equestrian prejudices.

>>30255586
Oh, I apologize. You see, what i did was make a witty retort, a metaphor of sorts stating that the animation was bad, much like your spelling of superb.

>>30255589

I find that the artistic direction is not suitably grim enough to occupy our youth's time. They must understand the dark times they themselves reside in.

I myself lost a wife to this world. These equines certainly cannot teach the depths of despair that are important.

>>30255649
I seem to have forgotten to capitalize an I. Oh twaddle.

>>30255659

But the show is intended for young girls, my good sir! Do you intend to traumatize them from such a young, supple age?

>>30255659
Good show, Edgar.

>>30255611
>And that is where I stop reading your writtings sir, for it is quite obvious you are filled with equestrian prejudices.

I hope the irony of that statement is not lost on you.

>my facial expression throughout this entire polite conversation

>>30255686
>But the show is intended for young girls
Do not act naive with us sir. We are far better than that. You and I know well who truly watches that cockamamie twaddle some call "entertainment".

>>30255719
Oh no, it's quite aparent, I assure you. I merely wish not to bother with your attempts to sway me.

>>30255734

This does not push aside the mere fact that the working class that created the herein discussed program had no understanding in their simple minds of what they were doing.

>>30255546
Yes Well At Any Rate I Just Wish To Drive Home The Point That It Is Not By Any Means A Reflection On The Quality Of The Work Those Who Associate With It As It Is Nearly Impossible For The Author To Dictate Who Finds Appealing And Who Does Not

For Example The Works Of Frederich Nietzsche Were Admired By The Nazi Regime For Its Concept Of The Overman Even Though Nietzsche Himself Meant Only For That Concept To Be Applied To The Individual Rather Then Society As A Whole

Despite His Life Long History Of Opposition To Antisemitism There Is Still A Lingering Connection Among Common People To His Philosophy And The Horrors Of The Second World War

>>30255734

The intended audience watch the show as well, sir.

>>30255734

Hm, one point I would like to interject is that the intended audience is that of young females, but remember that the same could be said of programmes such as the "Powerpuff Girls"
I am willing to brave the onslaught of counterarguments that will arise from this statement: many adult males watched that show also.

>>30255779
Once more madame, you are comparing anthills with mountains. Nietzsche, nor the Nazi party have anything close to the MLP phenomenon that has plagued us. Frankly I might add, your use of grammar has begun to give me a headache.

>>30255344
They aren't patricians in my eyes,

I would also like to question what exact programme are we both viewing because I see no Vaudeville hidden between this carry on of clichés and worn out scenarios.

It is my firm belief that why this parade of colourful fillies took off is that people take comfort in the mundane and will seek no other challenge from media such as I would

>>30255790

Locke, good of you to partake. I find the matter quite vexing, even moreso than my own work in Hyperspace Gate travel methods of the 18th century.

>>30255790
I Suppose You Are Very Much In The Right My Good Sir

Perhaps It Is Because My Little Hoofbeast Carries With It The Baggage Of The American Civilizations Over Capitalization Of Television Programmes Geared Towards Younger Children That It Has Received Such A Chilly Reception While The Power Puff Girls Being An Entirely New Work Were Free Of Any Such Preconceptions

>>30255897

And with that I can agree!

Hear hear!

It would have been nice if the show had not leaked out of this board.

Say what you will about the true catalyst for the fandom's downward spiral (or if there even was a further low to stoop to for the fandom), but the Random board's infatuation with the show undoubtedly hastened its corruption.

A most queer thought has come to mind, gents. I do believe those who fancy the ponies may have no hand in the attraction of the unwanted and displeasing members of their collective much in the way that our conversations has attracted certain uncouth and abrasive individuals.

It is a phenomenon that may simply occur due to the attractiveness of lively discourse and conversation, I'd wager.

>>30255849
Do You Honestly Compare The Effects Of The Second World War As Being Less Damaging Over All Then An Animated Children Television Program

I Know That This Is Probably Besides The Point And That My Education In Human History Is Second Hand At Best But I Merely Wish To Point Out That This Could Be Considered A Gross Exaggeration

And I Am Sorry If My Lack Of Punctuation Bothers You So

I Am Afraid That Some Parts Of The English Language Remain A Mystery To Me

I Will Punctuate My Thoughts With Paragraphs From This Point Forward However

>>30255897

Also In Summation Of My Own Argument

Power Puff Girls Has Started Tabula Rasa

Otherwise Known As A Blank Slate

>>30255961

That uncouth "Bee Tavern" across the causeway has stolen many a-chances at reasonable success. It is unfortunate that the various bar fights spilled out into the streets while school children were passing through.

>This thread

>>30255980
To merely claim all this terror has been mere trolling is just a way for those truly responsible to easily weasel out from Justice's clenched fist.

>>30255849
Sir, Are you honestly Implying that MLP is worse then Nazis?

>>30255961

The creation of the website Ponychan also proved to be an unwise decision on the fandom's part, as any man daring enough to venture into it will corroborate.

>>30256031
What? Heavens no! What I'm saying is making a comparison between this MLP debacle and the Nazi's is, as the common man puts it, "Straight up retarded."

>>30255980

Quite frankly, I would have to agree. A mutual ground may be found if one takes the time to filter out the lesser behaved rapscallions and instead attempt to maintain communication with refined equestrian aficionados

>>30256031

I had an incredible time attempting to find my tea stocked in the local mart thanks to those "children".

If they had not interrupted my general supplies they would not even rate close to the candied equines of our current discussion.

>>30255790
Comparing MLP to Powerpuff Girls is such a weak argument.

I think I've heard it so much that you are merely an echo of some thread long since past.

>>30256078

Sir, dress yourself properly and refine your mannerisms before you attempt to join our discussion.

If you must reprimand us, then reprimand us as a gentleman.

>>30256078

Sir, please dress yourself appropriately or find another tavern discussion.

>>30255980
Possibly

In My Own Culture It Is A Well Known Fact That Any Number Of Individuals Gathered Together For Extended Periods Of Times Will Inevitably Quarrel

It Does Not Matter The Composition Of The Groups Ethnicity Or Caste

Sooner Or Later Some Cause Or Another Will Be Held In Contention And Without Proper Mediation By Moirails Or Austipices Wide Spread Blood Shed Is Likely To Ensue

>>30256019
Trolling? Perish the thought, sir!
I am simply of the mind that the cacophonous hullabaloo that came from their carefree merriment has unintentionally attracted those who simply wish to partake in their fanfare, and bring with them their various worriments and quirks.

>>30256078

My apologies, then, good sir. I am merely repeating because it worked for me. However, the case may be that this argument is weak and that is certainly plausible.

I will state, though, that we are gentlemen, for goodness sake, and we should treat each other as gentlemen.

>>30255853
Good heavens, sir! It is not the mundane which has reached down and touched our very essences with joy undreamt! It is not the mundane which has taught us of the delights of social association! It is a sublime achievement, one almost free from the running-gag and catch-phrase that plague what passes for modern entertainment.

The interplay of character and personality with the ideal values of relationship formation and maintenance (namely, Kindness, Laughter, Generosity, Loyalty, and Honesty) have influenced and informed my own philosophy. In addition, I find that the stories are driven not by events decided upon by the authors at a whim, but by detailed simulations of the choices such characters might actually proceed upon in such circumstances, in (if I may be so bold) the manner of classic literature.

>>30256101
>>30256102
Its nice to know that, despite our personal differences, we can all agree on a proper protocol regarding attire

>>30256165

I predict that your opinion will be discarded based on your positive opinion of the show.

>>30256143
Ah, I see.

>>30256078
Well Then To Play The Doctors Advocate

Let Us Replace The Power Puff Girls With Another Children Program With A Similar History And Base Of Fans

Namely Transforming Vehicles That Are Actually Automatons In Disguise Waging A Millennial Long War For Control Of The Ultimate Source Of Energy

Why Is It That My Little Hoofbeasts Has Been Perceived So Negatively While The Transforming Automatons Has Been Generally Tolerated If Not Well Received

I Am Not Implying That Either Show Is Inherently Superior Then The Other

Merely Trying To Illuminate A Point Of Dissension

>>30256174
I ask you to hold for a second as we all recognise that these two gentlemen have had nearly the exact same thought at once. Great minds think alike, truly fitting, don't you agree?

While we may all be of different minds when it comes to this peculiar subject, we may indirectly agree on one important factor.

/co/ is not love.

/co/ is civility.

>>30254794
>Moirallegiance
That's not a word!

>>30256165

While I am engaged in your postulations, I fear the overwhelming generosity you display towards the candied creatures may find you a bad name when trying to find partners for tomorrow afternoon's cricket match.

Even as a barber who has done untoward things I will have an easier time in the league.

>>30256217

I say, that negro in the background is sporting quite a dashing pair of spectacles.

>>30256241
Children arent allowed in these establishments.

>>30256065

Indeed. As well, this Ponychan has become a festering hive of not only the very worst of the fanbase, but the worst of all humanity as well.

For example, recently I mustered up the nerve to observe their practice (not participating in their discourse of course) and to my abject horror, found that they not only harbor those who wish for relations with pre-pubescent children, but also those who desire the intimate company of animals!
Moreover, those who regulate their forum strike all of those who would criticize the beliefs of those previously mentioned from the conversation entirely!

Thrice I needed to bathe that day to rid myself of the unclean feeling.

>>30256217
>don't
Stop right there, Lore.

>>30256246
My dear sir, I am colloquially losing it.

>>30256213

>>30256241
It Is Where I Come From Small Oddly Colored Hoofbeast

>>30256266

I find your tale more than unsettling, my good friend. The social engineering taking place on the local Morse Code lines are really this degrading in our times?

>>30256271
Alas, I have been found out.

>>30256266

Simply diabolical.

>>30256324

Gentlemen, there is plenty of room in our establishment for the discussion at hand. Please, there is a dueling lounge across the hall.

It is, of course, the most well decorated lounge...in the world.

>>30256213
>Superior Then
>Capitalizing Every Word
You are doing it wrong.

This thread has been simply smashing.

Well done, /co/. Commendable threadsmanship.

>>30256358
Ah, I must explain. She is from another universe. You may be more familiar with name, "homosuck"

>>30256203
>>30256245
Alas, I reluctantly agree that disguising my own taste in entertainment is the primary method of maintaining one's social affiliations whilst deriving enjoyment from the show which celebrates such affiliations.

The irony, as they say, is palpable.

>>30256224

>/co/ is not love. /co/ is civility.

I say, old boy. Might I quote you on that if the need arises? Truly a profound dictum you have just presented, and I do not wish it to be lost on us.

>>30256288

Odd I Was Not Aware Transforming Automatons Had Religious Connotations For Humans

I Will Mark This In My Journal Continued Research As I Further Explore The Extremely Complex Anthropological Pursuit Of Twenty First Century American Popular Culture

>>30256358
You Must Forgive My Typing Quirk And Some What Shaky Grasp Of The English Language

As I Have Said Before I Am Merely A Learner

>>30256412

Hmm, could it be a specimen has journeyed to us? Are any of my comrades still here to join in the live speculation and study?

>>30255535

>open faggot_detector.exe
>BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP

>>30256471

This is time for discussion. There will be plenty of time for research in future endeavors.

>>30256165
I do believe that you are perceiving paradigms that do no exist and I question your experience and knowledge of animations prior to this underwhelming affair.

>>30256406
The Proper Name For My Homeworld Was Actually Alternia My Good Sir

>>30256500
>>30256471
Specimen?
faggot_detector.exe?

Pardon if I seem a bit overzealous but I do not think this discussion welcomes your presence.

Here. Have a toffee and scoot off to bed.

>>30256507

It appears as though our delightful, rare civil gathering has staggered to an end.

I will be taking my leave too, it appears. Tomorrow at 4 o'clock for cricket, my good friends?

>>30256574
Good night then. Actually, a spot of tea, would do rather nicely right about now. I will retire to bed myself.

I do hope I get another chance to have a riveting chat with you all again soon.

>>30256574
May I Be Allowed To Observe Kind Sir

It Is For Educational Purposes I Assure You And Should You Be Short A Player I Think You Will Find I Am A Very Quick Learner And Have A Wicked Throwing Arm

>>30256574

Wouldn't miss it for the world, my good sir.

>>30256548
This underwhelming affair? I have not seen such a gathering of finely-garbed intellectuals in - if you will pardon the expression, good sir - a dog's age!

>>30256621
fuck off kanaya

nobody cares about your greenish lesbian snatch

>>30256638

Yes, this gentlemanly conversation is most definitely over.

>>30256612
It's as simple as the brain in your skull,

We are having a polite discussion.

>>30256638
Dandy, Karkat. Just dandy.

>>30256638

Good Heavens! Out, you miserable riff-raff, and take your wretched tongue with you!

>>30256246
Seriously though, I spat out my earl grey.
The parlance was just so absurd.

>>30256638

>>30256555

cool, toffee, thanks dude

g'nite

>>30256676

I'm glad you were able to appreciate the humor, good sir.

My good Sirs and Ladies.

I must say I find this level of sophistication during a youthful equine discussion an unpresidented delight.

I for one would vote to further such discussions on such a high caliber and class in the future. Would any other esteemed guests be willing to accompany me in such a plight?

>>30256626
I was describing the show that you so desperately cling to.

>>30256678
>>30256678
DON'T LET THOSE NOOK SUCKING ASS FUCKS GET TO YOU! YOU'RE THE BEST GOD DAMN LESBIAN THERE IS OUT THERE!

Very Well

I Suppose I Must Retire To My Respite Block As Well

Good Night All

I Know My Presence Was Not Welcomed But Am Glad That You At Least Tolerated Me

>>30256750
SwEeT dReAmS mOtHeRfUcKeR

>>30256743
Thank You Karkat

Your Support Is As Ever Welcomed And Uplifting

And Slightly Deafening.

>this thread
my, what a decent amount of fellow gentlemen joined in this virtual space

What's the deal with Homestuck?

Why does it have a fanbase?
It's horrible

That's it.

I fapped to laurenpony.

This is the fourth pony I've fapped to. The other three were coleslaw, pizza pony, and nyx.

I am a terrible, terrible person.

>>30256750

Fare-Thee well kind horned lady!

You have been most inspirational and respectfully understanding despite your idiosyncratic nature to make each word of Capital.

I shall miss the grass of your presence, may you rest well and return a-new!

The contagion is mutating...

>>30256548
I accept your challenge, good sir. I am a connoisseur of the delightful adventures of Biff and Buffy Vanderbunny, as well as the tales regarding Princess Angelina Contesa Louisa Fancesca Banana-Fanna Bo Besca the Third and her brothers the royalty of Anvilania and Warnerstock.

Among their predecessors, Thomas the feline and Jeremiah the rodent engaged me in my earlier years. Though repetitive in initiation and outcome, their antics were fraught with humor and mirth.

In fact, I quite likely had partaken of the fullness of the Warner canon whilst you were in diapers, in addition to misters Moose and Squirrel, the eccentric Woodrow Woodpecker, and the caped mystery "men" known to the public as Mighty Mouse and Underdog.

The metafictional traveler Gumby was a particular favorite of mine, as his elastic reality was as fascinating as his clay physiology.

I trust I have made my point, sir: I regard the equines of miniature proportions among their ranks.

>>30256827

What terrible taste my fellow Equine observer!

I would recommend on of Trixie's calliber and design, for what you have fornicated towards is nothing less than fan-fiction!

Outrageous this is!

>>30256827
Ha ha, my dear lad, what an odd pursuit!

Image pertinent, tis a representation of thineself.

>>30256827
laurenpony?

>>30256732
My opinion of the show, since you so politely enquired, is that it is an adequate if commonplace piece of entertainment, superior to many such works but by no means the masterpiece its adherents claim it to be.

As an aside, may I suggest you forbear shedding on the furniture. I fear the management may request you quit this establishment.

>>30256820
What's the deal with [insert something you like here]?

Why does it have a fanbase?
It's horribe

It's called opinions motherfucker

>>30256827
While I do not advise masturbation to tiny equines, I cannot stop you in your quest for pleasure.

>>30256934
>Opinions

My opinion is that the thing you like is garbage, and that you fit into the category of people that like said thing.

>>30256926
my dear fellow, i can quite assure that you may prefer ignorance about this matter

>>30256926
Faust's cheerybright alicorn OC.

>>30256883
>>30256827
>>30256773
>>30256743
I say. This thread does not seem to be going in a favorable direction and is indeed veering from the topic at hand. I must ask that you gentleanons remain discussing what has been initial stated or go to bed.

>>30256926
The self-representation of Mrs. Lauren Faust, or in the common parlance, her "ponysona."

>>30256968
Sir, I must inform you that cheerybright is not defined as a word in the Queen's English.

Good evening gentlemen, may I partake in your conversation? Pardon my appearance...

>>30256986
Apologies, an individual felt the desire to direct people to this local as the next location of general discussion for the miniature equines.

The person responsible will be captured, and flogged.

The ponies blow fire at me and try to kill me in my daydreams so I don't like them.

Feh! You baseless creatures! After we gentlemen vacate the area, you swarm like flies ready to turn an area of intellectual prosperity into a wasteland. I despise you all.

>>30256931

My good sir, I would like to request that you don't use the words "superior" outright unless referring to a specific aspect. Any meager peasant could claim something is good or bad without first substantiating what aspect is of value or should be disreguarded.

I'm afraid your claims are superficial as it is similar to the simple claims I have only recently mentioned. Please attempt to extend the reasoning of your argument with an outline of why you prefer other shows good sir!

>>30257016
What art thou, a tome of lexical reference?

>>30256961
Well, I must say each to their own. Take enjoyment in what you enjoy and I will partake in what I enjoy, all of this squabbling is quite pointless.

>>30257019
I see.
While these individuals are certainly welcome to join in our discussion, should they be able to don appropriate attire and use proper manners, flogging does seem the only appropriate remedy for any who would let common ruffians into this thread.

>>30256868
It's a sad thing to see an Anon with such varying degrees of good taste be stricken by the mind crippling poison that is My Little Pony.

Maybe a man of medicine could combat this affliction?

AY YE BRITON KISSING FAGGETS

OO'S SERVIN THE GROG?

>>30257085
I will fuck your dog.

>>30257144
>Insinuating that diminutive equines in themselves are a poison

I must object, sir. As I would have it, it seems that it is not so much the horses themselves but the influence of those ruffians that so desire to ride them in uncouth ways.

>>30257085
Live and let live indeed.

Though I also believe some individuals in these very threads would do well to heed this advice with regards to their distaste for Ponychan. More often than not they taint many a good thread with their pointless bickering.

As the great philosopher missingno once said, "ignore shit you don't like."

>>30257062
>>30257062
I suggest you cease speaking, bird of which has no potential for flight

>>30256968
Is that even English?
What foreign tongue do you spit at me you pony worshipping demon!

My dear gentlemen, I am most terribly sorry for the riff-raff that have wandered into your fine establishment. It is such a task to shepherd them from one spot to the other without losing a few.

>>30257163
have fun fornicating with a german dachshund you furred bundle of sticks

>>30257188
while the realm of Ponychan may be detestable to most, we mustn't start the so called drama with their kind. we are better men than that

>>30257034
I would ask that you not join this discussion until you understand the meanings of the words you employ so freely, friend.
As to the matter at hand, my opinion is just that; no justification is needed for matters of taste, nor shall one be forthcoming.

i would pony a pony sexually

ebrbrbrbrbrbrbr
john madden
john madden

aeiou
aeiou
i want a girlfriend that likes ponies how do

dash can shit in my face any time

>>30257224
It is alright my dear anon. It appears that many have settled in and have agreed to our terms of post.

friþhengest scolde friþhengest friþhengeste

>>30257290
>>30257295
I find the juxtaposition of these two correspondences quite amusing, if I may say so.

>>30257330
Indeed. Though it seems the local loon has escaped his confines once more.

>>30257318
aye, sammaele.

>>30257359
Shall we hunt him for sport and to satiate our blood lust?

>>30257420
Shall I prepare the hunting rifles, then?

I could use the sport.

aeiou

>>30257224
Quite alright, quite alright. I suggest herding cats, for practice.

>>30257420
No, let the poor lad exhaust himself. There is little we can do that is worse than the poor hand God has dealt him.
Though one could argue that his simpleness is a blessing.

>>30257318
>þú ert að vera Saxon
>árið 2011

Ég vona að alvarlega að þú krakkar gera það ekki þetta

Good sirs and ladies!

I have created another thread for upperclass discussions, I invite all esteemed guests to come forth and join me!

>>30257448
>>30257448
>>30257448

>>30257420
Now, that's hardly sporting. Our prey should be mentally sound, and in the best of health, to boot.
Besides, the walls are cramped as it is, there's hardly room for another trophy.

Gentlemen, if you would excuse me, I must grapple with my feelings.

I seem to be suffering from the desire to embrace talking horses in a gentlemanly manner.

>>30257175
It is the misinformed contention of many of my fellows here that the pastel diminutives are the raison d'etre of, if I might use the vernacular, bronies

It seems they are suffering from the fallacy that correlation proves causation, without considering that any number of malcontents and ne'er-do-wells attend the periphery of any large group of adherants.

>>30257478
Unfortunately, I must decline, as my eyelids are soon to lose their ability to remain open.

>Economic breede
Quite, reCaptcha, quite.

>>30257501

Good show my man! Good show!