if scootaloo were a beer, she'd be scootabrew

Party of One.

>>30247048
If scootaloo was a pokemon, she'd be scootamew

In fucking before you fucking 404 this thread Trollestia

You better fucking not

Don't

>>30247015

Party of One.

>>30246804

IF I HAD TO FUCK YOU IN THE ASS I WOULD HAVE TO USE SCOOTALUBE.

If Scootaloo were a tree, she would be Scootayew.

>>30247015
mine is Stories of the Cutie Marks

>>30247068
I'M NOT THE ONE DOING IT

If Scootaloo was gum she'd be Scootachew.

If Scootaloo was a Native, she'd be a Scootasioux

if scootaloo were waiting in line, she'd be in a scootaqueue

>>30247070
If scootaloo jizzed on you, you'd be covered in scootagoo

>>30247015
I like "Pony-Q" 2.

Guys

Guys

Oh my god

You guys

I hate puns, but can't get enough of these Scootaloo jokes

for the anon who mentioned the Scootagrue joke

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4nigRT2KmCE

I really liked a Bird in the Hoof, Griffin the Brushoff, and Party of One.

RBD is best poni.
And I really hope Gilda returns in season 2.

I like Stare Master and Boast Busters

If Scootaloo was and Indian, she would be Scootasioux.

>>30247085
THAT'S FUCKING BULLSHIT, THE MODS DON'T HAVE A VENDETTA AGAINST YOU

my favorite episode is over a barrel

dat delicious braeburn...mmmmmm
no homo

If Scootaloo was a pony she would have Scootahooves. OH WAIT.

>New Thread
>Still talking about Scootaloser

If Scootaloo was stabbed multiple times, she'd be Scootadead

>You'll never have a trap dressed as your favorite pony jack off onto your face as you're tied up.

if scootaloo was a member of the Organization XIII she would be Scootalooxia

>>30247015

>>30247158
Reality is so good.

If Scootaloo lead the revolution, she would be Scootacoup

hey

guys

hey

listen up

acquaintances

listen

what if

Spike wasn't shoehorned out of most of the episodes?

Si no pagas tus recibos a tiempo, te cortaran la scootaluz.

>>30247158
Reality is so cruel

If scootaloo was mean, she'd be scootacruel

>>30247152
Draw a picture of Braeburn hitting on Pinkie

If scootaloo got a fancy gala dress, she'd be scootafroufrou.

If Scootaloo was a boy, he'd be Scootadude.

>>30247009
I know, but you could always read rapefics featuring other ponies, y'know, to have respect for your favorite or whatever. I, for example, cannot fap to Pinkie Pie r34, even humanized. I just... feel wrong, yet on the other hand, I have no problem at all fapping to porn or fapfics featuring any other pony.

I don't know though, maybe it's me the one who's exaggerating about that or whatever.

>>30247178
>filename

It's better than when he gets shoehorned INTO an episode.

If someone told Scootaloo to get lost, she would be Scootashoo.

If Scootaloo were upside down, she'd be Scootaskew.

If Scootaloo were the mascot for McDonalds in Japan, she'd be Scoota-ran-ran-ru.

If this turns into a tripfag circle jerk, we're going to have to swallow their scootajuice.

>>30246999
>mfw bronies think they have a chance with any of these girls
But see that's exactly it. I'm not a "brony" and everyone else there will be. :P

>>30247178
What if there was a Spike and Rarity episode?

>>30247185
Si Scootaloo fuera religiosa, seria Scootacruz

If Scootaloo produced underwear, it would be Scoot-of-the-loom.

If Scootaloo was a cow she would be Scootamoo

Swarm of the Century, Fall Weather Friends and Feeling Pinkie Keen are my favorites.

>Swarm of the Century
>Twilight goes insane

>Fall Weather Friends
>Twilight trolls the fuck out of AJ and RD

>Feeling Pinkie Keen
>Twilight being Twilight

If Adventure Time was pony-fied, they would live in the land of ScootaOoo

If Scootaloo could fly she would be Scootaflew.

>>30247054
>Leg Warmers
>Sweater
>Scrunchie hair tie
That's... my fetish.

>>30247178

Who cares? Gummy is clearly the superior reptilian.

>>30247230
Si Scootaloo tuviera una marca de ropa interior, seria Scootatrusa

FRIEND OFF TIME

WHAT THE FUCK’S A FRIEND OFF ANYWAY?
a long-term event for writers and artists to produce content.

SO WHAT DO YOU DO IN THIS SHIT?
Artists are tasked with drawing or otherwise depicting a scene from any fanfiction they choose. it could be their favorite, it could be their most hated. it could be a tea party scene or a climactic battle, whatever the artist chooses.

Meanwhile, writers are tasked with taking some piece of artwork and writing a story about it. They can write a tiny poignant piece, or expand it into a massive adventure which used the artwork as thematic inspiration, whatever they want.

DEADLINE IS OCTOBER 17th
more details on submission (including the submission email address) are in the google doc

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Ig0wVXGoXZAkdGtVZ8VIm2zs-FBbIzneVeZuH9D9fAg/edit?pli=1&hl=en
_US

>>30247224

>:P

Don't use that, it's for your own good.

>>30247185
Si Scootaloo fuera un wey, se llamaria Scootalucas.
Ok, perdon, esa no estuvo buena, haha.

>>30247230
This is the best one yet

>>30247272

friend-offs just haven't been as fun since all the drawfags evacuated /co/ and the writefags all turned to fetish clopfiction

>>30247224
are you an alpha douchebag?

if not, forget about it, half of those girls are awful, the other half have boyfriends, and another half just arent desperate enough

I really liked the Swarm of the Century and Look Before you Sleep.

>>30247015

Fall Weather Friends

>>30247281
Si Scootaloo fuera un wey, se llamaria Scootaluis

if scootaloo tried to surpise you, she would scream scootaboo

>>30247191

>>30247249

>Scootaloo learns to fly
>Succeeds Rainbow Dash as Wonderbolts leader
>Endorses carbonated beverages
>Scootle Dew

>>30247301
I scootaloo was a tripfag, she'd be ScooGabu

If you were fucking Scootaloo, it would be pedophilia, you sick fuck.

>>30247226
Besides "A Dog and Pony Show"? That's more of a Rarity one, but Spike's definately a major part of that one.

>>30247278
Oh whatever. Come join me and I'll be your wingman.

>>30247290
It's awful, I was on hiatus from these threads during most of them, too.

Just as well, since I couldn't really draw that well. Still can't, but I like to think I'm practicing.

>>30247307
Rainbow's head always gets me in that picture for some reason

>>30247320
O si fuera una chava mexicana, se llamaria Scootalupita.
O Scootalucrecia.

>>30247336
Wait...what?
I'm scootaloo?

>>30247272

>Friend off
>AGAIN

I HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO FEEL RIGHT NOW.

>>30247168
Squiggletail all the way, baby.

Look at that squiggle. That is some fine squiggle you can't deny it.

>>30247015
its so hard for me to choose...feeling pinkie keen has the most classic cartoonieness that i love but the CMC are cute as all hell so any of their episodes

>>30247359
why did those things hurt so bad when you stepped on them

>>30247375
Please post link to that site, I want to educate rarity in the way of huge fucking spike

>>30247380
marshmallowiest pony

>>30247359
>>30247359
>stepping on a lego
OH YHVH NO
NO NO NO
NO
NOOOO

>>30247168

>No Humansit or Stuffylove

Casual.

>>30247272
>mfw I have no idea what to do since I've been out of the fanfic loop for ages

>>30247295
>alpha douchebag
I dunno, I think I'm a pretty nice guy. I'm more or less in-shape, clean-looking, and I know how to talk to girls if that's what you mean. No need to be mean.

>>30247374
I'm afraid It's scootatrue that scootaloo is scootayou

if scootaloo made spaghetti sauce it would be scootaragu

>>30247278
Emoticons are FUCKING EVIL!

>>30247457

THEY KILLED MY FAMILY.

If Scootaloo played snooker, she'd be Scootacue.

I'm still not sure if I want to participate in another friend off.

>>30247437

Haven't even had the energy to participate, bro, so you're certainly doin' better than I am!

Pic related, it's me and the real world.

If Scootaloo had a gang, it would be named Scootacrew

>>30247437

are you planning to write something or draw something?

I'm not too savvy with draw/writefags, so I dunno who does what

If scootaloo was saying god by, she'd be scootadieu

if scootaloo was male, she would go scootacock a doodle doo

>>30247466
AND YOU BETTER RUN, SON, BECAUSE YOU'RE NEXT. >:D

>>30247504
whats a friendoff sweetie?

>>30247360
you draw fine, bro, i've seen your stuff. you're pretty good at on model ponies

I shall reach in to the deepest depths of my Fluttershy folder! It's a really small folder ever since I deleted all of the ponies.

>>30247522
I've done both, so I get to take my pick essentially.

>artist: NiggerFaggot

Are you serious? When did Junior stop making porn and start doing this?

If Scootaloo had a clothing company, she'd have Scoot of the Loom.

>>30247570

Is he not allowed to draw anything but porn?

>>30247360
tex you never did my request of turning the cover of "In The Wake Of Poseidon" into pony

>>30247570
>gays

>>30247570
Calm your tits, he takes non-porn requests too, you know. Besides, it's not like that's fucking adorable.

>>30247570
awww that's sweet

Mine's the one where I had sex with ponies.

Nah I'm just kidding.

I really loved griffon the brush off and and over a barrel. I think I like the episodes that introduce new characters actually. Boast busters was fun too! Even if the characters are only temporary they're always fun and exciting.

Even if I must admit I prefer new characters to be female... They're cute!

>>30247568

would you like suggestions?

>>30247594
Considering his past work, I was expecting something puke inducing. This is just... it feels too nice.

If scootaloo was always sad, she'd be Scootagloom

>>30247592

>>30247234

>>30247564

>deleting all of the ponies

Now why would you ever go and do that?

>>30247568
I have a few.

>>30247605
I apologize, for I am a ne'er do well and a lazy man.

>>30247564
man
i'm gunna miss flutterbitch

>>30247570

He draw this too and im ok.

>>30247359
>>30247419
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6zTo5-IzYE

>>30247644

Aw cripes.

If scootaloo was a hard game, she'd be Scoodoku

>>30247637

Maybe that's his plan? Producing grotesque pictures in bulk and then gracing everyone with a cute picture. It probably has more effect that way.

>>30247635
>>30247650
Sure, why not.

>>30247659
Flutterbitch gives me the whyest of why boners

late daily dose

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ5LpwO-An4&feature=watch_response_rev

>>30247663

This one too.

>>30247570
Hell if I know, but I'm not about to look a gift pony in the mouth.

>Scootaloo jokes everywhere

fucking scootaloo.

>>30247741
but scootaloo is adorable!

If scootaloo was a gangster, she'd hang with her Scootacrew

>>30247694

a fic based on this

if Scootaloo was a time honored way to kill yourself after a SHAMEFUR DISPRAY she would be Scoodoku

>>30247647
You hear footsteps coming down your stairs, you turn and it's your friend standing in the door, he uses your computer on occasion and you want to hide your ponies, NOBODY MUST KNOW AND HE'S TURNED AROUND FOR A SECOND, WHAT ARE YOUR OPTIONS?!

If Scootaloo was a marsupial she'd be Scootaroo.

HOW MUCH SCOOT WOULD A SCOOT SCOOT SCOOT IF A SCOOTALOO WOULD SCOOT SCOOT?

>>30247741
if scootaloo was a scootaloo joke she'd be a

a uh

uh

scootaloon?

wait, no, fuck
FUCK THIS SHIT

>>30247786
DEFCON 5, FORCE SHUTDOWN

>>30247705
does anyone have that picture? dont ask me why.

If Scootaloo didn't have a car, she'd use the Scootabus

>>30247420

Oh man I had forgotten this had been done, now I must watch again

the episode that contains the most flutterbitch material

>>30247807
Of scootaloo were a bird she'd be a scootaloon

>>30247807
>Dinofag can't pun

Flutterbitch is best bitch.

This is canon.

If Scootaloo were the name of a song, she'd be Scootatune.

>>30247811
EXACTLY!
CTRL+A
SHIFT+DELETE

>>30247838
*If

>>30247850
it made her better than RD. but then again that isn't saying much

>>30247811
>DEFCON 5

That's not how DEFCON works, Anon.

If Scootaloo got butthurt over porn, she'd be Prudealoo.

>>30247865
Delete system32

>>30247868
Everyone was better than RD that week.

>>30247850
yep

>>30247888

I like the hidden insinuation in that pun.

>>30247890
Ha. I use a 64-bit version of Win7 so that won't work on me!

>>30247900
I'm talking about in general

>>30247798
most definitely, all of the scoot

>>30247820
im pretty sure i have it somewhere in my 17gb folder of furryporn but i sure as hell ain't gonna search for it
i can however tell you its from "Miu"

>>30247875

Defcon 5 means it's so safe you don't even need pants.

if scootaloo was a minion of discord she would be a scootaQ

>>30247820

>>30247939

Right. And Defcon 1 means SHUT. DOWN. EVERYTHING.

>>30247900
I like to think Larson was subconsciously thinking "Fuck, I give Rainbow Dash too much screen time and credit in my season one episodes," so he wanted to make up for it.

>>30247939
>implying I wear pants in the house

I put a towel on my chair so my ass doesn't stick to the leather

>>30247694
Fanfics:

Derpy at the Gala-

Derpy asks CT to help her get a dress for her date, Caramel, to the Gala, and after which, things just go down hill as the night goes on due to clumsiness from both ponys.

Sequel to Lunacy-

Celestia stops Luna from killing herself at the last micro second, and takes her to the reaches of space to meet the ancient ones to find inner peace from that millenia of banishment.

(Think The Lion King and Mufasa talking to Simba for ancient ones, that's kind of what I mean)

Drawings:

The two stories above
Luna being crowned Princess
Rainbow Dash having magical synthetic wings

Art for
It's A Dangerous...
F:E
Half the Day is Night

Sorry if this sounds a bit selfish, but I can't think of any more ideas that are worth speaking out.

>Scootaloo puns don't even make me smile
If Scootaloo's were a bad stage comedian, she'd be known as Scootaboo.

>family in terra nova is generally goofy and playful and not angst filled bullshit

holy shit this is like, brand new territory for modern shows

Anybody have any heart melting romantic goo written about Applejack?

sorry it took so long,
i got distracted

>>30247191
..........OH COME ON THAT WAS TOO EASY

>>30247977
This is an interesting theory. Larson did write both episodes that had Dash doing the SRB in them.

>>30248000

>Caramel
>Not Soarin

>>30247977
Wow, He must really hate her. His only dash episode was SRB

>>30247955
>holy shit got 20 minutes left! must cum!
>i managed to squeeze one out just in time
>on facebook
what the fuck am i reading

>>30248038
Fine, either Soarin or Caramel

>>30247015
Episode 25 or 26. The later episodes of season 1 are the shit, but season 2 is already disappointing me, sadly. I hope they produce the quality that late season 1 did.

>>30248039
CMChronicles too. She was prominently featured (and talked about, and came out of it as The Hero of Equestria) in that one.

>>30248025
Ok, now do a nice version

If Scootaloo live in a mansion, it'd have a great Sctootaview

>>30248068
She wouldn't have meet Soarin at the gala. If you want the story to make more sense, caramel works better.

>>30248086
See
>>30247328

>>30248072
>s2 is already disappointing you

are you fucking retarded

or just from ponychan

>>30248039
SRB is pretty much her benchmark episode, so he gets a free pass, but in Cutie Mark Chronicles she was majorly pivotal. I've seen people here claim that she was too much so, seeing as how her first Rainboom was the catalyst to their cutie marks and their friendship.

>>30248108
...ok, Caramel then.

...unless you can make it work somehow. Nothing is so implausible good writing can make happen

>>30248117
Why not both, Mito?

>>30248108
>>30248147

>Sense
>Shipping

Soarin is better!

Scootaloo appearing in the first episode almost made her Scootanew

>>30248099
Are we doing this again?
...If Scootaloo met Faceless, she'd be Scootadoodoo.

>>30247955
>that is so boring how dare you post that in my thread
>thread
>not post
>talking about fapping
>having softcore furry porn as a picture
>hugging people over facebook
the fuck is this guy on?

>>30248191

Scootapoo.

>>30248086

I'm pretty busy right now actually. Fuck class.

>>30248197
aspergers

>>30248197
I think he is just a furry.
It really explains everything.

>>30248212
You devious son of a bitch

>>30248197
>furfags

There's your explanation

>>30248197
He's on Facebook. LOL GEDDIT?
Also, if Scootaloo changed genders, she'd be Futaloo.

>this thread
Maybe I should just commit Scootdoku.

>>30248212

but how are you supposed to draw my stupid requests if you are busy?

Have this early WIP because I might leave soon.

>>30248197
>guy

>>30248253
If scootaloo was a flower, she'd be scootabloom

>>30248257
see:
>>30247777

>>30248178
>>30248178
sure... wanna come with me?

If Scootaloo were banished to space, she'd be a Scootamoon

>>30248268
but he has a gir-
oh

>>30248265
I'd recommend making big Mac taller. Looks good though!

>>30248265

Is that flutter of rarity?

Pinkie Pie is the most likely of the Mane 6 to be a stripper in her spare time. Hence the "balloon" cutie mark.

>>30248268
>2011
>treating furries as human beings

You are right, Anon.
I am sorry.

the fuck is it on?

>>30248337
They're actually sperm swimming

>>30248289
>Scootanon is a furry
Welp, I now regret ever wanting to marry you.

Actually, not really, since I kind of enjoy fapping to furry pr0n sometimes.

Hey Scoots, wanna try the marriage thing again? We'll try Internetwedding this time.

>>30248253
That's just Scootalewd

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpzvGxMzPQg&feature=player_detailpage#t=17s

>>30248337
I'm confused as the connection between balloons and strippers.

>>30248141
And yet Dash had the least screen time out of the big 6 in S1

if scootaloo had 6 sides, she'd be a scootacube

If scootaloo was persecuted by the Nazis, she'd be scootajew

>>30248359

>>30248382

They usually have a pair of them, if you will.

>>30248400

You're forgetting Applejack.

See how little screen time she gets?

>>30248370
We need Scootaloo as a sea pony so she can be Shoobydoo.

>>30248442

>how little screen time AJ gets

She had the MOST screen time apart from Twilight.

>>30248442
Actually AJ had the second most. Natural for the second best pony

>>30248442
Applejack had the second most, just behind Twilight

if Scootaloo didn't like spending money, she'd be a Scootathrifty

>>30248462
Yeah, but she never did ANYTHING.

if scootaloo was a griffon, she'd be scootarude

>>30248487

Yeah she's not very eccentric, but she makes funny faces and had an entire episode dedicated to slapstick humor.

if fanfic writers made her the main focus of a story, she'd be a Scootasue

>Not realizing the shows main character is Twilight
>Complaining other ponies dont get as much screen time

I realize I have no Applejack plot saved. Odd. You'd think she had the best plot, what with all those years of apple bucking.

If Scootaloo was the base for a Scootastew, she'd be Scootaroux.

>>30248362
furry porn is great, zebra, but thats what it is, porn.

no thanks ill pass on the marriage >implying i'd let anyone get to my wallet

>>30248555
>Nobody was saying that

>>30248575

She does.

>>30248514
Applejack's only known for her honesty and stubbornness.
She's the flattest character out of the bunch and desterately needs another episode dedicated to herself.

>>30248575
she's all muscly and hard

>>30248575
It's because Rainbow Dash has the best plot.

>>30248606
no fuck you give me more dash goodness

>>30247694
>>30247568
You still there?

if scootaloo was a bench in a church she'd be a scootapew

If Scootaloo was a faggot, she's be scootayou

>>30248584
Aw... Well, I tried.

>>30248575

Well that just won't do, now will it sugarcube?

I'm kind of glad that Faust didn't always get her way.

>>30248686
real apple action

If scootaloo was worthless, she'd still be scootaloo

If Scootaloo cut one loose, she'd be Pootaloo

>>30248698
>Nostalgia overdrive
If Scootaloo's friends were being eaten by trolls, she'd be ScootaloOOOH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

>>30248698
Yeah, right. If that had been the case, you'd be lauding those designs and saying "man, I'm glad Hasbro didn't make her change them."

>>30248686

>Applejack will never call you sugercube while she grins at you, knowing you're admiring her plot.

>>30248611
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W3m7i1f0uQs

Are you still there?

If scootaloo was being executed, she'd be hung in a scootanoose

>>30248698

I know that feel bro, but Firefly looks awesome.

if scootaloo weren't old, she'd be scootanew

>>30248628
Excuse me? I'm not Lauren Faust. I don't even work for Hasbro. Even if I wanted to, I wouldn't.

>>30248514
It doesn't help that the main reason why she has so much more average screen time is solely because of the fact that, on more than one occasion, she only appears as the default option for "someone to fill out a tertiary or minor position." Seriously, her appearance in Feeling Pinkie Keen was only tangentially related to everything else that was happening.

I do like that she has a bit more of a "second-in-command" role to Twilight in the second Discord episode. Right down to being her right hand/Han Solo at the episode's conclusion. I certainly wouldn't mind seeing more trick-roping and real apple action in the future.

>>30248753
too bad fuck you

>>30248611
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kgrt7XZ-BQw&feature=related

>>30248698

STILL NO HAT

DANG IT

>>30248698
FaustIamdissapoint.jpg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cheT8e8sz-8

>>30248698

I dunno. Some of the stuff that didn't make it would have been really cute.

I need the cutest damn shipping pics you've got.

Think you're man enough to do it?

I bet you're not.

Chicken.

>>30248817

>>30248606
Applejack also has a huge flaw of pride. It goads her into a lot of things she then stubbornly sticks too.

>>30248764
What the fuck do you want me to do? Go up to Lauren Faust, kick her in the clit, and demand to work on a My Little Pony episode?

>>30248817
WHO ARE YOU CALLING A CHICKEN?

>>30248736
Doesn't stop my dreams from doing it...

>>30248860
yes fuck you

>>30248739
>>30248766
ffffffwhatwhatwhatwhatwhat

>>30248762
She is very much the Lancer to Twilight's Hero

>>30248817

If Scootaloo was with me, we'd need some scootalube

>>30248817
>jj will never post the full version of this image
>sadfrog.jpg

>>30248817
Chicken pics?
Okay.

Shipping?

>>30248879
>
>>30247772
>>30248000

>>30248817

>>30248817

have you seen yet lauren faust's topless photos? man, that's fantastic!

>>30248931
HAHAHAHAget out.

>>30248817
threesomes count as shipping too.

>>30248912
I saw.

I will take them into consideration.

>dreaming about pony
what kind of super autism is this?

>>30248943
Neat.

>>30248817
No one cares about them.

>>30248817
best ship coming through

>>30248961
>See something you don't like
>Call it autism
>?????
>Profit!

>>30248946
Thank you.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kis6V6qwYxI&feature=related

>>30248817
cute ships

>>30249003
>>30248961
Oh shit son it's on now.

>>30248961

It just happens man. One second you're in a space ship, the next you're in Sugercube Corner getting mouth hugs from Pinkie.

>>30248817

>>30248985

>>30248961
autism beyond what your fragile minds can even begin to fathom

Just killed Allant.
Demon's Souls Completed.
Prepared for Dark Souls.

>>30249038
Because you know, they're autistic.

>>30248817

>>30248985

>>30249037
Care to post that beauty?

>>30248961
>Not dreaming about pony

>>30249042
Didn't do a naked run yet?
The real Demon's Souls starts there.

>>30248903
Sad indeed

>>30248985
>Mac
ISHYGDDT

>>30248940

Clever girl.
But she's retarded, she'll never figure it out.

If Scootaloo met Candlejack, she'd be Scoo

>>30249077
>naked run
>hard
ok now do a level 1 melee only run

>>30249029

Oh, good. For a second, I thought actual kissing was involved.

>>30248961
Dreams are created from your subconscious or something right.

You When you go to pony generals... yeah.. it can happen
also
>Claiming autism while posting Scootaloo

>>30249029
i haven't had any weird dream since i was 6

my dreams ussually involve me waking up, getting showered and ready to leave, doing my morning exercise and leaving to my daily routine

and then i pop out of it and im in my bed again, late, unshowered and without motivation to exercise before leaving

feelsbadcolt

>>30249091

>>30249123
I hope your real life is more exciting than your dreams.

>>30249123
I can't remember the last time I had a coherent dream.

>>30249123

I thought i was the only one...

>>30248940

>>30249074
Would if ponibooru wasn't being a slow-ass bitch again.

Good evening /co/

>>30249123
Watch more television
Drink warm milk.
Eat beans or fish before bed.

Also anyone remember the time when people were talking about lucid dreaming or some shit to be with ponies? Shit was scary

>>30249123
My dreams: cops arresting me for going into a fast food restaurant without a shirt on.

I am seriously the most boring person alive, I swear.

>>30249123
You don't even have sexy dreams? What a loser...

>>30248895
Someone has to be.
When your other friends are either too hasty and uncompromising, timid, sensitive, and TOO compromising, overly proper to the point of fussiness, and completely nuts and unpredictable, a hardy, predictable, steadfast everyman should round out for a reliable second opinion to Twilight's logic.

>>30249153
I can't remember the last time I had a coherent moment IRL.
>>30249172
Soup, attention whore?

>>30249142
no... no it isnt...

>>30249082

>>30249193
Try a puzzle or something, Scoots. Might I suggest a rousing game of Scoodoku >>30248940

I usually don't remember my dreams. I have horribly vivid nightmares if I take xanax before bed, though.

>>30249193
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DXVLO9Dwa3o

>>30249197

Only pony dream I have had was me and Twilight on a submarine, studying an sunken city filled with zombies.

>>30248817
Cant believe I forgot about this one.

>>30248817
Silly thing won't load. . .

It has been said that the more creative you are the more likely you are to have dreams. Also the more logic oriented you are, the less likely

Which means if you dont have dreams then you are smart


so fuck you and your whining

>>30249282
>Dreams about ponies.

>>30249282
I dream of ponies often... At least I think I do. Only thing I remember when I wake up is that ponies were involved
Or maybe I'm projecting my desires subconsciously.

I think I had a dream with ponies in it.

There was mass murder and I was being straggled to death with a wash towel.

I sorta don't wanna remember it.

>>30249197
>gif very much related

>>30249236
I once took 2MG of alprazolam before bed.

I woke up and had night paralysis. That is the most horrifying experience ever. It feels like you're awake and asleep at once. Like a waking nightmare. Fear comes over you. I wanted to scream but couldn't move. Couldn't speak. You can't reason with the fear. Yet somehow, unlike other experiences and instances of night paralysis, I had an unusual experience: I dreamt my mom came in after I screamed for her. I felt so relieved and I went back to sleep and I felt so much better.

Yet when I asked my mom about it, she said she didn't hear anything and she didn't come up.

THEN WHO WAS MOM.

>>30249356
>2mg

Well that's a lot, especially if you're not tolerant. You should be taking .5mg if you don't take it often.

>>30249309
>lack creativity means your smart

Hey everyone, get a load of this guy!

>>30249356

Gotcha.

THE LONGER YOU STARE AT IT

THE FUNNIER IT GETS

>>30249356
>>30249356
it was obviously Joseph Joestar with a terrible woman disguise

>>30249297

This ship is so dead...

>>30249335

>>30249417
no it doesn't.

>>30249425
>twilight sparkle sucking a white cock
twilight has higher standards than that

>>30249297
>Rainbow Dash steals FS's flower

>>30249446
I know, why isn't it horse?

>>30249383
yeah no shit.

Though I can't stand alprazolam. Never taking that shit ever again.

ugh. nasty.

>>30249417

No.

No, it doesn't.

>>30249356
Reminds me of when my parents went to Mexico.

I was working that day, and my mom came in to tell me that I was going to be late.

Except they had left at about 4:00 am that morning, and I wasn't going in till 4:00 pm. What freaked me out most is I know my door was closed when my mom left, but it was open when I did get up.

>>30249417

no. it never gets funny.

here, try this

>>30249309
well... i am studying engineering... but it doesnt makes me happy really

>>30249478
>>30249429
>>30249493
Doesn'tmind
I am so sorry.

>>30249425
>Hetero Twilight

>>30249417

>>30249467
I love it, I don't know what I'd do without it. It destroys my short term memory, though. I've lost so many lighters while zonked out and wandering around.

>>30249423
Still my favorite picture, or close to.

>weird dreams about ponies

don't get me started, I have some weird as fuck dreams.. such as pic related.

No seriously, that's not even the worst, weird ass fuck dream, it's just annoying to see caramel taking it up the ass from twilights horn so vividley, only to cut to a joke of the treehouse rocking so hard due to the act it measures on the richter scale. Kinda kills the dream's seriousness and just ramps the weird quality from there.

>>30249554

Isn't she calling him a slut in the original picture?

>>30249522
>Thread full of Caralight
>gets mad at "straight" Twi sucking dick

>>30249510

>>30249534
>>30249534
ohyhvh im not gonna dream about this

but im sure going to be distracted for the rest of tomorrow thinking about it

>>30249554
>Twilight will never ram her horn up your ass so hard that the treehouse shakes

And here I was starting to believe you guys didn't lie on the same spectrum of faggotry as the

>>30249619
THE WHAT

I think a anon just passed away.

>>30249612
Rarity will never rupture your anus and then use her sewing skills to perform surgery to avoid going to the hospital and avoiding an embarrassing explanation

>pony dreams

i never have cool dreams about anything. the only pony related dream i had was i was eating Cinnamon toast crunch and then twilight walked in and asked to use the toaster.

i thought it was the most hilarious thing when i woke up, but now it just seems stupid.

>>30249619
candlejack much?

>>30249582
I was disappointed that bit was left out in the color

>>30249643
He was killed by the beast of aauughhhh

>>30249643

That's not possible, considering how complicated the captchas are nowadays.

'Sides, why would he be talkin' about ponies instead of calling the paramedics?

any news?

>>30249643
I can't think of the word right now.

>>30249678

Shh...

Don't tell anyone...

>>30249678

Posting Blind.

>>30249604
>>30249604
fuck yeah saved it before 404

One time in one of my dreams for a split second I caught Rover giving Fido a reach around.
I don't remember the rest of the dream.
What does this mean?

>>30249619
Are you a vampire and?

>>30249691
could have typed up the captcha before finishing his post

then keel over onto the tab and enter key...

>>30249733

>>30249691
He probably typed the captcha beforehand like I do. i mean it's not like he would be that big of aa

>>30249721

Turns out we're all faggots.

oh wait that's not news

>>30249757
You're crazy in the coconut.

>>30249691
Maybe he was dictating it!

>>30249757

It means that someone's hounding you.

Either that, or you need to lay off the David Bowie.

>>30248816
I'd like to see an episode where they explored Faust's original idea to make Pinkie Pie a pegasus.

Maybe Twilight Sparkle discovers a spell that can transfer a Pegasus's wings onto an Earth Pony, and Fluttershy and Pinkie Pie volunteer to be her test subjects. Pegasus Pinkie Pie runs amok and proceeds to nearly destroy Ponyville, while Earth Pony Fluttershy realizes that being able to fly is a talent that's she's taken for granted all this time. The "lesson in friendship" is obviously to be happy the way you're made.

>>30249812

What makes you think he's Cuban?

I can't remember my dreams, so I don't know WHAT I'm dreaming about...

>>30249830

>>30249779

>>30249867

Still a secret...

>>30249883

Applejack has the nicest plot
You don't spend your whole life bucking trees and not get a nice, tight butt out of the deal

>>30249883
I think the overall story of CMC was rather weak and contrived.

>>30249883

That's a slippery slope, and you know it.

>>30249937
What if OPPP had bad taste in drinks

>>30250003

Well, she drinks alcohol, so we know she does.

hello image limit, my old friend

i've come to hate you once again

>>30249685
>>30249582
>put the text back in
>image limit

fuck

>>30250041
Lol why you mad tho bitch

>>30250079
you motherfucker!

let me post images god dammit!

Hey guys, let me make the new thread!

>>30250079
You suck.

Just thought I'd let you know.

But you serve a useful purpose too. So it's kind of a love/hate thing.

>>30249208
Desktop thread?

>>30250105
You better have a good topic ready.