Invaded by man and all the ponies are used for medical testing

>>30244779
read thread before commenting numbnuts.

>inb4 thread gets deleted

Human incursion.

>>30244840
>inafter it doesn't

>>30244805
>it won't

>pic related

Discord should of moved out the way when the mane 6 shot him with thir friendship beam.

>>30244833
>implying I didn't.

With a whimper.

>>30244826
Earth ponies enslaved to plow fields.

Unicorns tested on to discover their magic gene.

Pegasi used as cheap air transportation.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8XsGCyzOD4&feature=related

Exactly like this.
Snails is Shinji.
Twilight is Asuka
Luna is Rei.

>>30244805
When one pony makes the mistake of siding with the Decepticons.

>>30244805
lack of budget.

The unicorns will get greedy and starting killing everyone, those who survive will start a resistance, consisting of Diamond Dogs, pegasai, earth ponies and griffons. They will eventually all kill themselves from madness and greed.

So I hear there is a going to be a MLP: FiM panel at NYCC

Any of you "bronies" going to NYCC?

>>30244867
>implying it wasn't a discord-seeking friendship beam.

>>30244867
Impossible. There was only a few minutes left in the episode

>>30244877
I would imagine earth ponies would be the best treated. have you seen a horse barn? they are actually pretty well treated. could you imagine if they could talk back?

>>30244885
that's a perfectly valid extradiegetic factor, dude, certainly believable interesting. how about intradiegetically? how would you say equestria would "come to an end" within the show, were such a thing to happen, under the rules and confines of what the show has established in the world so far?

>>30244884
>implying fluttershy wouldn't convert all the decepticons to benevolence

>>30244899
toned black guy related?

http://www.livestream.com/dooks

did you know Celestia was ticklish? :3
Luna should of hog tied her and tickled the fuck out of her for banishing her to the moon for 1000 years. I sure would.

>>30244899
>bronies

Where? I don't see any.

>>30244899
No bronies here, man. Check ponychan. or /b/.

How would it end? Simple.

These specific ponies went the way of the Dodo. Humans settlers found them but thought nothing of them until a hunter brought one back for dinner. They're marshmallowy bodies entranced them, they needed more. One by one, the ponies were eaten to extinction. All Equestrian technology left over was taken by man to use for his own his means.

There you go.

>>30244928

the element of surprise

hurhur

>>30244899
sweet jesus fuck no
BLOW IT ALL UP

hey

guys

hey

amigos

listen

you guys

what if

rainbow dash wasn't a total bitch

>>30244987
>implying she was in the first place.

>>30244987

>>30244973

Herp, *their.

>>30244784
im afraid i cannot do that, wish i could actually, to get away from this place a bit, but cant.

>>30244723
>>30244633
>socializing
>mfw

>>30244939
I didn't know she was ticklish.
Probably because it never happened and probably never will outside of fanart.

>>30244928
>believable interesting
god i'm so tired

>>30244899
sorry, inspector, i'm a brit! won't be able to make it to any of the comic-cons anywhere this year, sadly. it's too bad, i would have liked to head to the london expo at the end of october.

>>30244987
Well maybe she'd be a likable character.

>>30244987
then she wouldn't be the character I know and love

My new goal in life is to watch all of brony pizza hunt.
Its not going so well.

can this be a dark souls thread
it releases in 6 hours

That feel when one day, this show will end. One day the episodes will stop coming. The fandom won't die outright, of course, but will slowly wither away. People will lose interest slowly but surely, and as other things catch their eye they'll wander off. We will wither away and be scattered to the four corners of the internet, vestiges of a once passionate fandom, the only thing connecting the few of us who remain is our tenable love for an old, cancelled cartoon.

>>30244923
Thats only because horses have been replaced by heavy machinery, so they arent mass breed and there's less opportunity for mistreatment.

If Equestria was conquered, it would be a war crime

Things I want to see this season:

Celestia and/or Fluttershy exploding in an angry rage
Return of Trixie or Luna
Twilight to stop derpy studying and have fun
Gummi with a bigger role
Rainbow Dash acting civilized
Pinkie Pie siting still

>>30244931
She'd open her word hole only long enough to say hi before Starscream steps on her. Nothing but a wet splotch remains.

So which pony would you let step on your genitals the hardest?

Pic related.

>>30244928
Equestria is fueled by magic. I don't think it'd ever end. Magic typically has a "happier EVER after."

>>30245012
sure, why not?

>>30244881

LOL I FOUND IT

Nice work, thread archive!

>>30245027
>Fluttershy exploding in an angry rage

Yes, we haven't seen enough of that yet.

>>30245008
Go to bed than.

>>30245042
>Rarity stepping on my balls with stiletto heels on

spongebobwallet.jpg

>>30245012
>still haven't gotten past 1-2 in demons souls

man, that game is a bit hard, huh?

>>30245011
I skipped through parts of it, watched for ten seconds, closed tab. Good luck, you'll need it.

>>30245016
Then, many years later, Hasbro will ask Faust to produce a feature length film. For a few brief months the fandom returns to its former glory.

>>30244732
You selfish God!

How dare you endanger the process and security of the continuation of life and freedom of all life on this planet! You almost cause the sun to be gone forever, willingly allowing NMM to cease all plants to live, causing all weather to stop, and turning the air to ice! You almost killed off all life on the surface of the planet!

And what about almost allowing Discord to rule our lands in another thousand years of chaos and terror? How where you to stop all these adversarys of happiness and life if your 'faithful student' and her friends didn't stop them on their own? What have you done other than be the inception of all these problems?! Placing Discord in place veiw of your subjects, not telling them of the dangers of acting normally around him, or banishing your sister for a millenia without so much as considering the long term consequences!?

And all for teaching one pony the values of friendship, you put in jeopardy everything under your control! What kind of a ruler allows her subjects to be used in this manner? What kind of deiety allows the lifes of everything to be play like so?

A tyrant one. A malevolent one. You are no Goddess, you are a disgrace.

I am such a slow poke

>>30245042
This question is really weird.
Is this some sort of ball crushing fetish thing?

>>30244805
close enough.

>>30245042

Well I wouldn't want anyone to step on my genitals but if I had to choose, Rarity. My nigga.

>>30245079
it gets a lot easier once you get a real feel for the controls

walk everywhere with your shield up and time _everything_ carefully

>>30245008
it would be cool to go to London Expo

>>30244899
sorry, not bronies, not part of the fandom just would be cool to chill with some people. A bit ignorant to the terminology

How aboot "/co/ people who like the show and are possibly more normal than the fans I see obsessed with the show?"

>>30245079
It took me 20 tries to beat 1-1, but now I can do it in 1 with any character class. It just takes time and dedication.

>>30244899
>>30244899
i'd murder every single one of them, and give them to pinkie pie so she can make cupcakes out of them, which would be poisonous since bronybodies are full of unnecesary fat and chemicals from all the shit they eat, then we'd give them to silverspoon and diamondtiara and laugh as they die for eating them.

>>30245055
wow, you're pretty dedicated, man. got to give you credit for that. yeah, none of those seemed particularly palatable to me at the time, though the gift of hindsight means that i quite like them now. nonetheless i'm still pushing hard for the pinkie pie thing. won't stop until it's done, too!

>>30245066
i would, but...things to do. i'll be off to bed soon, i promise.

>>30245079
Go to the other x-1s first, get some more experience with the game (and levels). Don't bother with 1-2 until you've at least finished the other x-1 levels, because you cant progress to 1-3 without completely at least one world anyway.

Oh man, So pumped for Dark Souls. Just gotta do 1-4 then I'm finished on my pre-DkS DS run.

I'm stoked, like, I've never been this hyped for a game before.

Naked Fluttershy with human like feet giving me a footjob with love and care as i shoot my creamy loads all over her sexy soles

>>allofmymoney.jpg

GUYS GUYS guys guys. I just thought of something. Maybe we *should* go to one of those brony meetup things.

NO, think about it.

The pictures so far have shown a couple cute girls at the meetups despite it being largely a sausagefest of foreveralones BUT THAT'S EXACTLY IT. Everyone else there will be one of those foreveralone ponychan dudes. Fuck it, I'm going to the next Portland one to pick me up some chicks.

I dibs an applejack.

>>30245006
N-no! You can't do that to me, my beloved Scootanon! ...Wha...What am I going to do now?!?;_____;

So /co/.
MLP:FiM has just been cancelled.
There is only one way to save it.
You must hang out with the guys from Brony Pizza Hunt and Nathan for one full day,
Will there be more episodes?

>>30245185
oh shit fluttershy

how'd you break your foot

>>30245042
in that outfit Rarity can crush my balls anytime and not give a fuck of my screams

>>30245200
Do I get to beat Nathan to death?

>>30245188

no.

>>30245188
GODSPEED ANON, MIGHT THE BLESSING OF EXTROVERTIA BE WITH YOU

>>30245182
>not being more pumped for the free P2 DLC

>>30245200
Are they paying?

>>30245235
Only after spending the full day with him.

>>30245200
That's it?

>>30245200

define "hang out"

>>30245200

>>30245270
Nathan can't afford a laptop.
You tell me.

>>30245016
Tell this to the guys at ponychan getting pony tattoos and shit.

>>30245185
Is anthro ponies with broken limbs some sort of fad?

>>30245200
Easy.
Can I kill them and spend the rest of the day not giving a fuck?

>>30245124
yep, it would be, but unfortunately on a student's budget, and in term time, making the effort would be a nightmare. i hear there's some cool things going on there this year, though, and some interesting panels, so good luck to everyone who does decide to go.
anyway, why not just call us /co/ users like you do everyone else? that's all we are, people who use /co/. aside from liking ponies, we're pretty much like everyone else.

>>30245188
Were there any chicks at the Portland one? I think they only go to the big cons, where there's cosplaying.

Futhermore, do these bitches even like the show? I think they only dress up as the ponies because the costumes are so easy, and because they're lazy. They're women, after all.

Anyone have that wallpaper of Canterlot at night?

>>30245284
>>30245286
cheerileemind

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g4pMGHQjhVM&feature=feedu

>>30245200
Meh, one day of suffering would be worth it.

>>30245200

Sure, I'll take one for the team. Heck, double it up. I'll also hang out with Peggy Hill for the day.

>>MLP is going to get cancelled
>>last episode of the series has Discord kick Celestia's ass and destroy Equestria

>mfw

so who's watching terra nova in ten minutes

it's too bad the CGI work is horrible

>>30245268
>Free Portal 2 DLC
I WAS NOT INFORMED OF THIS BEAUTIFUL NEWS.
>Mfw

>>30245286
>file name

>>30245200
>>30245200
>meet with Nathan, Seth, and the rest of the "bronies" from ponychan for real
>to save MLP
>mvq

>>30245268
>Would rather work with people than crush them repeatedly for no reward other than the satisfaction of making their day worse

>>30245124
If I went to a meet, it'd probably be one with specific people in mind who I'd want to hang out with and/or meet.

>>30245188
Dibs on Dash

>>30245284
>>30245286

best pony mind

>>30245328
Good riddens, Earth is fucked, but hopefully a more competent hero will rise.

>>30245188

I've been to one. The cute girls are still swarmed.

>>30245200
By full day do you mean 24 hours? Because I've been in a room with some awful, awful people from different communities and in under a few hours they can break you.

>>30244899
>>30244899
>>30244899
>>30244899
>>30244899
>>30244899
>>30244899

:O

/b/ro here. Who or what is that? You're all fat neckbeard basement dwellers!

>>30245200
At most, it would be intermediately irritating.

>>30245198
>>30245198
huh i dont know... clop? its not like i've known your existance for more than 2 days...

>>30245365
>good riddens
haha oh wow
hey guys i'll color something.

>>30245200
Man, I have dealt with obnoxious assholes all my life. Spending a day with those... People, to use the term loosely, would be nothing to save the show.

>see this commercial
>Applejack

>>30245313
>Were there any chicks at the Portland one? I think they only go to the big cons, where there's cosplaying.
Idk, I've never gone. I can always bail if it turns out to be lame.

>Futhermore, do these bitches even like the show? I think they only dress up as the ponies because the costumes are so easy, and because they're lazy. They're women, after all.
...who even gives a fuck? It's just a TV show I watch, I don't care if they dig it or not. They probably like shit I don't like too. No one's going to be a 100% match for all your tastes in everything.

>>30245410

>>30245185

>>30245200

Shit man. I dunno.

I guess if it was all there was to save MLP:FiM, then yeah.

>>30245410
Oh fuck you dude, I spelt that word right.

>>30245410

bah, mistakes like "good riddens" are a diamond dozen.

Well this thread kinda sucks so far
Who was your favorite grey pony?
>>30245357
What's grey Cheerilee like?

>>30245387
Full 24 hours.
You can't kill or harm them.
Have to do whatever they want to do.
You are paying.

Hey guys, what if episode 4 of season was a Cheerilee episode?

>>30245456

Fluttershy!

>>30245389
>/b/ro here
>You're all fat neckbeard basement dwellers!

lol'd

>>30245426
>Applejack

Um... What?

>>30245288
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCy8MpT45gk

>>30245456
Grey Cheerilee acted like a 90s tween.

>>30245450
shit man it's a doggy dogg world

>>30245389

>:O
>/b/ro here

2/10 for making me reply.

>>30245346

I'll be honest. I joined one of those Brony forums for my state, and for the most part, they are pretty normal-ish people. I'd be willing to go to a meet up with them. There are plans for a "Winter Solstice" party. We watch ponies, hang out and snack, then donate a bunch of ponies toys to Toy for Tots. Sounds fun.

>grey cheerilee
>sucks knowledge out of ponies' brains

>>30245466
Too brutal for me man, you could consider MLP cancelled!
I wonder if when MLP is over, if the spiral downwards will continue, if people will still join the fandom and be absolutely unbearable about it.

>>30245510

Allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people sprouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go.

Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it’s a peach of cake.

>>30245530
or is just that guy you get stupider just being around

>>30245407
...
Eh, okay... I guess that'll do. Thanks for the wonderful tip, my love...

In all seriousness, though, this whole "getting married" thing was brought up as a joke. I think I'll stop now.

>>30245466

... I'll do it for the promise that the show won't turn into the Simpsons and limp on unfunnily for years and years.

>>30245515
I look forward to the inevitable youtube video of your "Normal" friends singing Winter Wrap Up.

>>30245200
Nathan's a pretty cool dude. I'm sure the guys from Hunt will be willing to tone it down, and even if they're not, it's worth it for more episodes.

>>30245439
It's 'riddance'.

>want to play dark souls
>not enough monies
>want to play demon's souls again
>blu ray drive isn't reading discs
celestiafuckingdamnit

hey, we need to develop dark souls builds for the main 6 and some side characters

QUICK, TWILIGHT SPARKLE'S CHARACTER BUILD GO

>>30245576
Leth, stop ruining our fun.

http://www.livestream.com/crayon_wax

Rose is streaming

>>30245576
>>30245576
Fuck this language

Why couldn't France be number one in the world

>>30245466
Eesh. I'M paying, have no say at all in what we do, and I HAVE to participate?

Shit... Yeah, I'd still do it. Someone's gotta be the hero.

>>30245466
Simple.
"If you gentlemen ever want a new episode of MLP, we will all just sit in this room silently while reading books and not talking to one another until the time is up.\"

>>30245466
well, better for FiM to end before the brony influence seeps in

>>30245548
i stared into the abyss
and the abyss stared back at me

>>30245548
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA STOP TALKING

>>30245515
A normal person who goes on Brony forums? Come on, dude, I believe you, but don't bother trying to convince the rest of /co/.
>>30245548
I WILL RAPE YOUR COPYPASTA WITH A SPORK, THEN FIND OUT WHERE YOU LIVE AND HUNT YOU DOWN

>>30245596

>>30245613
because they surrender all the time

>>30245466
Of course.
Never said I have to be nice ti them.

>>30245200
not really that big of a deal. Not like it isn't worth new episodes

>>30245564

If this guy is in Colorado... well, it's already been done.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_Z3qkhXTyk

I actually went to a meetup, there were 6 chicks there 2 of which where attractive. other than that it was a complete sausage fest. Although i must say the food was good.

>>30245590
Of course a Sorcerer, the master of soul arts from the dragon school of magic, it'll be like Spike's there with her!

>>30245642
I'm the same way, but Applebloom. That fucking bow. That fucking accent. That fucking redhead.

Did anyone see this yet? Someone posted it late last night.

>>30245642
>hooves

AAAAAHH OH GOD! KILL IT WITH ACID FIRE!

>>30244805

By the Emperors holy fleet

>>30245647
Fuck them then.

I want to be a German.

Soon they'll control all of the E.U.

>>30245642

>>30245645

>>30245645

>>30245613
>implying french doesn't have more fucked up spelling and grammar
damn all those accents and double letters out of fucking nowhere

>>30245680
Make it with Lyra and Bonbon
Post it on Laurens DA
Wait for her to rage

>>30245680
Little jumpy/tight there. Someone needs to loosen up the graphics a bit.

Looks promising, though. Some of my money.

>>30245749
why would she rage at that

>>30245719
>>30245743

>>30245642
>>30245642
FUCK someone repost this pic!

i couldn't save it!

>>30245719
>>30245743
Funmind

>>30245719
>>30245743
Fun mind.

>>30245433
Is this my competition? I'm so getting me an applejack. :D

>>30245787
>>30245803
mindmind

oh boy here we go

>>30245803
>>30245787

Funmindmind.

>>30245803
>>30245787
funmind mind

>>30245803
>>30245787

Funmindmind.

>>30245787
>>30245803
funmindmind

>>30245782
Just look it up, it's probably on e621 or rule34.

>>30245787
>>30245803
funmindmind

>>30245642

we need to go deeper

>>30245830
>>30245832
>>30245834
>>30245837
oh for fucks sake

>>30245834
>>30245832
>>30245830
>>30245837
>>30245824
>>30245840
STOP IT. STOP IT RIGHT NOW.

>>30245787
>>30245803
Funmindmind

>>30245775

>>30245817

So, fat lesbian and Applejack with authentic red neck teeth?

>>30245830
>>30245832
>>30245834
>>30245837
>>30245840
Fuck you

>>30245787
>>30245803
Mind mind

>>30245830
>>30245832
>>30245834
>>30245837
>>30245840

LOOK

I THOUGHT WE WERE SUPPOSED TO BE BETTER THAN HOMESTUCK

>>30245856
>>30245855

>>30245832
>>30245830
>>30245824
>>30245859

Funmindmindmind.

>>30245860
adorableloo time?

here it is

>>30245826

>>30245875
nope, we're both at the same level of terrible

>>30245875
who the fuck told you that?

BOTTOM OF THE BARREL, SON

>>30245873
>>30245875
>>30245870
>>30245856

Funmindmindmindmind.

>>30245855
>>30245856
Mindhatemind

I swear t celestia i'm going to pistol whip the next person to say mind

>>30245856
>>30245855
Mindception

>>30245889
its always adorable time

>>MLP video game for DS
>>Celestia as a playable character

Let's post pictures of adorable ponies, shall we?

How do ponies discipline their kids when they're misbehaving? I'm assuming the various spanking pics floating around are not canon, so... how do ponies keep their kids in line?

>pic related...?

>>30245913
I am about to pass out, and my stomach about to burst, from this conversation due to how much I just laughed.
Thank you, /co/. I love you guys.

>>30244899

REDWOOD!

Been on /fit/ recently?

>>30245950

Oh don't MIND me, just posting in a pony thread.

>>30245868
Your standards are too high, that AJ is just fine.
>fat lesbian
I thought the creature next to her was a man though. :o

>>30245964
no man, 3ds
I want that royal ass all up in my face

>>30245889
Yes, lets

Hey faceless, if you're still here, have this.

Now working on the Carrot Top x Braeburn MS pic.

>>30245950
well we can talk about something else, what did you have in mind?

>>30245967
rape

dammit guys stop being faggots and talk about soemthing thats at least soemwhat related to the show

have a gif in hte meantime

>>30245961

>>30245950
man, i need to get some mining done in minecraft

i haven't MINED any diamond in ages

>>30245894

Ashlieah Ball would be so happy!

>>30245967

pony time outs

>>30245967
a combination of guilt-tripping, intimidation, love, proper upbringing, confiscation and strict adherence to rules
corporal punishment seems very un-ponylike

>>30245994

>>30246010
>Its not rape if you enjoy it

>>30245042
None. In fact, this is perhaps my worst fear. Bitch goes near my nuts, I blow her away with my shotgun

>>30246078
it's not rape if she says no twice

>>30246078
Right you are.

>>30246068
Is her talent painting? Goddamn, that tail must take some skill.

>>30246109
>>30246111
RAINBOWMIND!

>>30245964
dammit, I miss ctc
shit's sad
he was the anon who avatrfagged as Osmosis Jones


We did nice drawings together

>>30246068

>>30246078
Let mind own self take care of that for you.
>>30246143
MOTHER FU

>>30245967
The occasional merciless beating

>>30246109
>>30246111

Rainbowmind.

>>30246109
It's not rape if you yell 'surprise'

INSTANT BONER

>>30246052
Would turning their kids into stone count as 'guilt-tripping' or 'strict adherence' to the rules? I think ponies turn their brats into stone for a time out.

Also, I bet that the ponies have made up old mares tales about scary monsters and junk that are intended to scare their kids into being good. That seems pony like in my head.

>>30246169
>>30246143

RAINBOWMINDMIND.

>>30246169
NO, BAD DAFTY!
BAD!
AND STAY OUT!

If Scootaloo was a crybaby, she would be Scootabloobloobloo

>>30246052
>not spanking
do it early, but not often. it really fucking straightens kids out.

i mean, don't beat them mercilessly, but make them aware that if their "crime" is severe enough, spankings will occur

>>30245889
>>30245889
ALL THE TIME

>>30245894
THANKYOUBASEDPONY

>>30246003
Oh is that who that was supposed to be? I assumed it was some shitty oc and closed the tab. Nice work though

fuck you faceless

>>30246181
>>30246160
>>30246109
>>30246078

Favorite pony
Favorite episode
Favorite song
Favorite anything

>>30246211
If Scootaloo was a illness, she would be the Scootaflu

I want to be the pony

>>30246256
If Scootaloo was a cow, she'd be Scootabovine.
What, what did you think I was gonna say?

>>30246255
Rainbow Dash
Sonic Rainboom
Winter Wrapup
Applejack

dat opplejeck

>>30246202

I don't think they made them up. I mean, friggen Everfree Forest and all that jazz.

>>30246211

if scootaloo was a train she would go scootawhoo whoo

>>30246256

If Scootaloo was sad, she would be Scootablue.

>>30246255
Dash
Return of Harmony
Winter Wrap-Up
Vinyl Scratch

Why is everyone always talking about pony sex

>>30246255
Applejack
Winter Wrap Up
Winter Wrap Up
Favorite Music Genre: French House

>>30246255
Nyx
Owl's Well
You gotta share
Rape

http://madponies.podomatic.com/

Has anyone listened to the podcast here, where the group interviews one of the animators on the show? I only got a third of the way through before being fed up with the constant interrupting of one another (IF ANYONE READING DOES A PODCAST, STOP FUCKING DOING IT OVER SKYPE ONLY DO IT FACE TO FACE FOR FUCK'S SAKES) and then finally asking the animator what kind of tree she would like to be. Are there any interesting tidbits in there that I missed?

>>30246255

Lyra, if mane cast Pinkie
Party of One
Cupcakes
Doctor Whooves.

>>30246255
Fluttershy
Cutie Mark Chronicles
Winter Wrap Up
RAPE

>>30246324
if scootaloo was a giant space amazon she'd kill men using scootasnusnu

>>30246255
Fluttershy
GIYC
Pony Pokey
American football

in five billion years, when the sun has expanded into a red giant and consumed the earth. no more sunrise for her to worry about.

Daaaaaayum I ship applejack with applejack.

>>30246211
If Scootaloo was British she's be Scootaloo

>>30246255
RAPE
RAPE
RAPE
RAPE

>>30246287

If Scootaloo was a Pokemon, she'd be Scootachu

If Scootaloo was a chef, her specialty would be scootastew.

>>30246202
...i don't know if most ponies have the capacity to be doing such things, man. the latter seems ridiculously likely, i mean, humans do it all the fucking time, but at the same time even in jest that first one strikes me as way off.

>>30246217
i'm not really so fond of spanking as a mechanism for raising children, you know? my mother never hit me. i like the idea of the fear of spanking being ever-present, but actually ever going through with it seems almost barbaric. i don't know, i'm probably wrong, but that's just the impression that i get.

>>30246255
Luna
WWU
GATG
Having raped an entire Batarian squad.

>>30246287
If Scootaloo was having sex, she would use Scootalube

If scootaloo was a Doctor, she'd be scootawho

If scootaloo was genderswapped, she'd be scootadude

If scootaloo was big breasted, she'd be scootaboob

>>30246361
If Scootaloo worshiped Yahweh, she would be Scootajew.

>>30246311
Further proof of the Trollestia 5K Axiom: in any group of MLP cosplayers, the Applejack one will be the hottest by a wide margin

>>30246383
why does no one else notice it?!

>>30246255
>Favorite pony
Zecora
Twist
Applejack
>Favorite episode
Call of the Cutie
>Favorite song
At The Gala
>Favorite anything
Twitht's thuper adorkable voithe

>>30246255
Rarity
Art of the Dress
Party of One (But Return of Harmony pt 2 is a close second)
Of the worldbuilding in the show, the fac that the ponies use their mouths to write/draw.

>>30246068
>>30246068

>MFW I just found the artist that does Sadistic Rarity.

>MFW.....i just found ....the artist that does Sadistic....
This gallery man...o

>>30246315
Good point. I bet there is some goblin/little magic asshole in the forest that finds spoiled ponies and turns them into soup or checker pieces or something.

Magic really throws in a whole new level of complicated into the raising children equation. Shit's gotta be rough for the parents.

>>30246415
If Scootaloo shot lasers, she'd be Scootapew

If Scootaloo was a pony she'd be Scootaloo

>>30246255
Favorite pony:Rarity
Favorite episode:Over a barrel
Favorite song:You gotta share
Favorite anything:twilights mom

>>30246023
I just maed my new avatar for the fanforum, a do you like it?

>>30246446

Klondike, get in here.

http://www.livestream.com/crayon_wax

Rose is finishing your request.

>>30246324
>>30246317
>>30246287
>>30246256
>>30246211
you guuuuuys~ stop iiit

>>30246255
Rarity
Suited For Success
if pony related, Art of the Dress
if not, Way to Fall
internet

Twilight: The Sniper
Applejack: The Engineer, EppleJeck
Fluttershy: The Medic, Tree
Rarity: The Spy: Marshmellow
Rainbow Dash- The Scout, lesbian
Pinkie Pie: The Pyro, Deranged lunatic who makes others into cupcakes
Zecora: The Demoman
Spike: The soldier
Big Mac: The Heavy, Eeyup horse
Scotaloo: Chicken

i think were done here

>>30246383
>PAY ATTENTION TO US

>>30246383
Oh...oh my...

Yeaaah I'm definitely goin' to the next one o' these things in my area.

>>30246467
If Scootaloo where a lawyer she would be Scootasue.

>>30246513

if scootaloo was a soda, she'd be scootaDew

>>30246333
>Implying you wouldn't want to stick your dick into, what is essentially a sentient marshmellow

>>30246493
If Scootaloo took over your body, she'd be Scootayou

>>30246255
Twilight Sparkle
Feeling Pinkie Keen
Art of the Dress
Unicorns

Dammit you guys.

If Scootaloo were a rap group she'd be 2 Live Scoo

>>30246255

applejack
bridle gossip
giggle at the ghostie
scrunchyface

>>30246403
if scootaloo was a chinpokomon, she'd be scootashoe

If Scootaloo was The Doctor, she would have a series called Scootawho.

>>30246542
If Scootaloo shit as much as Sweetie Belle, she'd be Scootapoo

Guys, guys. I have a deep and thoughtful topic for us to all consider.
FLUTTERSHY IS BEST PONY.

If Scootaloo were southern, she'd be Skiptomyloo

>>30246531
well that's besides the point

>>30246513
if scootaloo were off-balance she'd be skewedaloo

>>30246441
I always liked that picture.

>>30244931
lol, she couldn't even get Gilda on her side, and that's IN universe.

Fluttershy is canon worst pony

>>30246255
Pinkie Pie.
Party of One.
At the Gala.
PONY.

>>30246123
It's liquid rainbow, man. You could just dunk that shit and it'd work out like that.

>>30246582
That's not deep. That's fucking obvious.

>>30246403
Scootachu! Electric Pony Pokémon!
Scootachu! Defending Ponyville til the danger's gone!

If Scootaloo was Neo she'd know Scoota-fu.

>>30246493
If Scootaloo traveled in a van with four teenagers, she would be Scootadoo

>>30246582
I approve

>>30246422
And that fat chicks are always Rarity.

>>30246311
Rainbow Dash can lick my Rainbow dick.

Yes, that was a wonderful piece of alliteration.

>>30246542
mindrape?
YES

If Scootaloo were a ghost, she would be Scootaboo.

>>30246592
If Scootaloo had to be put down, she'd be Scoota glue

AAAAAAAHHHHHH

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH WHAT THE HOW WHAT D:

WHO TAGGED THIS COSPLAY :| I DO NOT WANT IT IN MY SEARCH FOR SEXY APPLEJACKS.

If Scootaloo melted, she'd be Scootagoo.

If scootaloo was a car, she'd be a scootaru

>>30246637
um...no it wasn't

>>30246633
...oh geez, you're right.

>>30246644

Those are both chicks in there.

>>30246644
Why is she so ORANGE.

>>30246612
But it's obvious...for deep reasons.

If Scootaloo were a brony, she'd be a gigantic faggot.

>>30246508
Well it worked, they sure got my attention. Now to get their phone numbers and see what they are doing later this evening...

>>30246688
dub dubs say it's true

>>30246637
>pic related
>>30246644
They've got one of those suits for each of the main cast now.

If Scootaloo was here, she'd kill every single one of you morons.

>>30246666
I don't like it either, but I need to some evidence disproving it.

>>30246685
Wait how did she do that with her tail?

>>30246630
>>30246630
this one made me laugh

>>30245964
Favorite pony-Fluttershy
Favorite episode-Dragonshy
Favorite song-Winter Wrap Up
Favorite anything-Consensual cuddling. I shit you not.

>>30246582

That's an awful funny way of spelling Pinkie Pie.

>>30246666

Not always.

>>30246705
I rolled quad-Satan. That's all the evidence you need.

Axiom proven, thread over.

>>30246592
If scootaloo could scat, she'd be scootadoo
>>30246639
If scootaloo was a dog, she'd be scooty dooby do

>>30246582
>sidemouth
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuh

if scootaloo was a number, she'd be scootatwo

>>30246705
There's one that isn't terrible, but I don't bother saving those things. Just take my word on this one.

>>30246711
The tails are prehensile. Similar to how Rarity held that cake in her tail. Don't...think about it too much.

>>30246719
Should've been at

>>30246255

>>30246666

yep.

>applejack always the hottest
>rarity always the fattest
>rainbow dash always wearing rainbow kneesocks

If Scootaloo was sneezing she would be Scootachoo

>>30246719
Oh Deafdefiler, I have no clue what you do, but I am bonding with you over our love of Fluttershy.
No homo.
Just like with Terse.

>>30245967
There's a whole series of pics about sisters and Dash beating the cmc

>>30246762
Hmm.

Has anyone other than Rarity ever done something like that with her tail?

WHERE ARE YOU PEOPLE GETTING THESE SCOOTALOO PUNS

IF SCOOTALOO WERE A CHAIR SHE'D BE.......
.....FUCK I'M NOT CLEVER ENOUGH FOR THIS, FUCK YOU ALL

>>30246725
I know, right? They really need to learn how to type her name correctly.

>>30246789

if scootaloo were a board game, she'd be scootaclue

>>30246804
Scootastool.

>>30246733
>If scootaloo was a dog, she'd be drawn by CartoonLion
ftfy

>>30246791
> no clue what you do

Good, because if you knew, you'd probably not want to be my friend anymore.

>>30246825
FUCK!

>>30246255
Favorite pony: Rainbow Dash
Favorite episode: Party of One
Favorite song: Army of the Pharaohs - Seven
Favorite anything: Walks through the forest on a cool day

>>30246791
>>30246830
I like FS too. We should hang out.

Not in real life though. You guys probably never bathe.

>>30246803

Twilight lets Spike use her tail as a slide in the first Episode.

>>30246837
>>30246804
I'm laughing for real right now.

If it was dark here, you'd be likely to be eaten by a Scootagrue.

>>30246830
These are my last hours before Dark Souls addiction tears me away from pony addiction, so tell me Deafdefiler, tell me what you do!

>>30246830
Professional rapist.

He rapes people for money. I think he made a thread a few years ago.

If Scootaloo was a plumber she would be Scootaloo

>>30246803
fluttershy did the whole tail slap thing to fluttershy

>>30246828
If scootaloo wasn't a compulsive liar, she'd be scootatrue

>>30246875
If Scootaloo was in a word filter, she'd be a scooty-poo

IF SCOOTALOO EXISTED HED BE DEADA

>>30246830
Your favorite is Fluttershy, yet you enjoy reading the fuck out of fapfics of her getting raped horribly. What kind of person likes reading stories of her favorite pony like that? I mean, I know, >rapedefiler but still...

>>30246803
Applejack brushes someone's face with her tail once, which can't be done with normal horse tails.

dat cleavage

>>30246789
>>30246789

if scootaloo were an animal native to australia, she'd be scootaroo

If Scootaloo solved mysteries with teenagers she'd be Scooby Doo

If Scootaloo was a scarce commodity she would be Scootafew

if scootaloo was a cow, she would go scootamoo

>>30246903
>fluttershy did the whole tail slap thing to fluttershy

:<

If Scootaloo were the greatest basketball center of all time before he converted to Islam, she'd be Scootalew Alcindor.

>>30246866
Hey, I shower on all days but Saturday typically, aint nothing wrong with a man who wants to sit on his ass without pants on browsing 4chan!

So when do the new episodes start again?

I need to know because I'm going to be playing Morrowind and I won't come back for 300 hours.

>>30246892
>scootaloo's cutie mark
>scooty mark

>>30246882
if this is the last time i see you, then goodbye, toss. goodbye and godspeed.

>>30246929
>>30246928
>>30246926
>>30246924
Scootamind

>>30246945
Oct 15.

>>30246945
OCtober 15th

If Scootaloo was a cactus, she'd be jammed up your ass sideways.

>>30246931
fuck, I mean twilight

Fluttershy did the whole tail slap thing to Twilight

>>30246875
>>30246875
AHAHAHA SON OF A PARASPRITE

do you listen to Mc Frontalot too?

>>30246903
>If Scootaloo was in a word filter, she'd be a scooty-poo

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

>terra nova
>extremely loud pterasaur interrupts main character sex scene
>main character goes outside and yells
>"scat! go on! get outa here!"
>it squaks and flies off

someone .gif this with dinofag and mlp general, now.

If Scootaloo cloned herself they would be a Scootacrew.

>>30246949
>implying this thread isn't already taken by Scootaloo

if scootaloo was a laser gun, she would go scootapew pew

>>30246916
>mfw bronies think they have a chance with any of these girls

The cons must have spaghetti falling out of pockets every which way, it's like a minefield