>>30242728
luna, definitely luna

Whatever Pinkie Pie does in both episodes.

Obviously, Luna.

New topic; What does Faceless' semen taste like?

((No freaking way... I was going to use the same image AND start with the exact same topic (worded differently, of course.). Oh well...))

SO HEY GUYS HOW BOUT DEM GAY PEOPLE AND CHRISTIANS AMIRIGHT?

So how bout those ponies huh?

>>30242784

Maybe next time Sweetie.

Anyway, I'm fucking ready for both. Ponies in costumes and WHAT I LEARNED ABOUT FRIENDSHIP IS.

>>30242792

>>30242796
where the hay is lesbia?

I can't wait for vampire Rarity. Fuck Luna.

Looking forward to both. I'm hoping luna's outdated, bitter and kind of an old woman in a young body, so to speak...

Also watching twilight freaking out is always nice

>>30242782
Why do you persist?

>>30242784
Great minds think alike?

Also, Isaac, you are too fast with that thing.

I can't decide.

Twilight Sparkle is always adorable, especially when she has meltdowns, but... Halloween costumes!

>>30242816

>>30242782
Like a fruit similar to his skin colour, of course

>>30242728

Episode 4 I admit but I am definitely not complaining about a spazzy Twilight episode

hey

guys

hey

compadres

listen

what if

scrunchy face wasn't the best pony face?

>>30242824

Mah Zigga.

But still, I hope Luna's cute.

>>30242771
This. I am expecting great things from best pony.

>>30242796
Dude please leave that in the last thread. I'm dying to talk about something else...

how does MLPG feel about the increasing Muslim population in Europe?

>>30242815

BLANKETY
BLANKETY
BLANK

>>30242842
The shrugface would be the best face.

>>30242782
Have you ever drank some really good semen with Hawaiian punch? Its like that minus the Hawaiian punch

>>30242827
you must draw me a belly
crazy belly

>>30242858
I'm glad I don't live there, and I'm allowed to own a firearm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g4pMGHQjhVM&feature=feedu

>>30242834
"Prepare your anus!"?

Cute pony thread

I'm trying to think of a title for my Fluttershy x Spike story. Maybe something from the dialogue like "That's So Amazingly Wonderful" or "You're Going to Love Me." But those aren't really working.

Not even a contest we all know it's 4 it's always going to be 4 and until Luna gets a second appearance it will remain 4.

>>30242874

i agree.

>>30242906

>implying anyone likes Luna

>>30242827
Because I love you.

It's the middle of the night, you're just chilling and posting in MLP general, enjoying a ham/cheese sandwich when suddenly: *BAM* Celestia bucks in your front door, the explosive force of which takes out a good portion of the front of your house as well as half of your family. Morning sunlight suddenly flares up, illuminating the recently dark corners of your visions as she approaches you and you start to silently lose your mind

She points to you and says

>>30242906
Cute Pony thread.
Also crossover thread?
>>30242899
Didn't seem to go through...

>>30242911
How about "LOLOLOL FLUTTERSPIKE SECKS"

>>30242946

"sup."

>>30242946
got some gas bro?

I also think it's going to be fun picking over ever tiny nuance of the remastered opening credits.

>>30242952
Nah. Doesn't really roll off the tongue.

>>30242906

We need more soldiers like you son

>>30242911
poor little thing must be so exhausted
best I can think but nothing she says really works

>>30242946

"you fappin to ponies, dude?"

>>30242946
"Tonight. YOU."

How is this looking so far?

>>30242911
she's a bit dragon shy

>>30242946
Oh there it goes...

She says "Let's fly to the castle" of course

>>30242946

IT BEGINS

>>30242984
you know that'll never happen.

>>30242946

I am super excited to see Luna, Pumpkin Trickster Queen of Halloween!

>>30242946
AEIOU!

>>30242946

http://askspaponies.tumblr.com/post/10986007696/aloe-lotus-9

Looks like I've got another ask-blog to keep track of.

>>30242880
I'm tired. And I still cannot into body anatomy.
>>30242941
Do you love bananas?

>>30243016

Maybe she can have a Jack Skellington style musical number ala "This is Halloween" for Nightmare Night

Nah she won't. But it would be rad

>>30242995
I was thinking about a variation on "dragonshy."

Then again, it's going to be humanized.

>>30243041
Fine, I guess i'll have a banana

>>30243016

I fucking hope she's fun like that. I don't want 22 minutes of moaping, "no one likes me, they still think I'm evil bawwww".

>>30243037
wat levels at full

>>30243002
>zedra
>new tripfag
ok i'm going to need some ID, some contributions, and sign these papers

come on i don't have all day here

>>30243043
yea because that's how you introduce a previously monstrous character back into the show...

>>30243041
I'd love your banana by banana I mean penis

>>30243046
Hey, wanna /sspike/?

>>30243068
dis gon be gud.

>>30243076
of course it is you womblenoble
what, do you APPROVE of fluttershy lite (tm)?

>>30243076

They already reintroduced her, or did you miss the giant party for her in the middle of ponyville at the beginning of last season?

>>30243098
>drawwhore
ok, you'll need to sign these papers too

>>30243098
>>30243076
>>30243002

oh god hes an avatarfag

i am so fucking sick of lunafags and luna haters

i just want studio b to get rid of them all come episode 4

>>30243100
several thousand magnitudes of wat.

>>30243043
>>30243059

After seeing that leaked screenshot, I am honestly having a hard time imagining anything else. That's a trickster's grin right there. I have a feeling it's going to be a really fun episode, and the icing on the cake will be all of the fanon that gets ruined because of it.

Think we could get an OFFICIAL Video game for My Little Pony. Something along the line of this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E16QmJe5FsE

CHECK ZEM

Leth-kun, Leth-kun!

i<3u

>>30243058
>>30243087
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yModCU1OVHY&feature=related

>>30243062
...You can't tell what's going on, or you don't see why I'd want to keep track of this tumblr?

>>30243128
Oh the inevitable fannon smashing will be glorious.
This is why I'm hoping Luna's the MLP equivalent of Slappy Squirrel.

Judging from the leaked screens it looks good

>>30243128
Luna neutrals represent

>>30243118
>>30243121

>fag
>whore
I CAN'T GET THE CAP OFF

>>30243129
this will all end swimmingly

>>30243167
Meh

>>30243149
its one of the spa twins getting raped by Discord correct?

>>30243159
there's that fanon claim once again
what fanon?

>>30243167

that feel when after episode 4 everyone will call you a lunafag if you like her.

>>30243175
Just knock off the avatar images. There's a reason we get to 450+ posts per 152 images.

How many stories would you have to fall to ensure that you die instantly when you hit the ground

is 10 enough

>>30243185
Only one of them, but yes.

>>30243201
or just call yourself...what...foxfag? what the hell is that anyway?

>>30243192
Like that's be any worse than being a Rarifag.

>>30243223

people like rarity?

>>30243201
>>30243220

>>30243208
10 feet if you land on your head

>>30243188
fan canon...what fans accept as fact within the world of the show that's not actually confirmed or denied...such as Vinyl scratch being mute...which I am all for, since it would be cute

>>30243223

Rarity is the show regularly though, it's not nearly as bad as gushing about a shot shot character.

>>30243208
depends what you're falling onto and how you hit it, of course

>>30242946
I LIEK CHOCOLATE MILK

>>30243242

scratch is not mute. you are a bad person.

>>30243223
can we all agree that flutterfags are dashfags are the worst?

>>30243232
I quite enjoy the pony of most fabulousness

>>30243232

shocking, i know.

everyone knows applejack is the best pony.

>>30243242
:I
vinyl...
mute?

oh god....

Holy fuck i'm on a coloring mood today.

Fire up some requests if you have them, i''ll try to do them.

>>30243242
I know what it means, it's just people act like there's a single fanon

>>30243261
Requesting Celestia as Batmare

>>30243208
You only need to fall off 4 to die instantly.
10 is just overkill.

>>30243286
obviously.

>>30243143
I love all Anons, but please don't call me with Japanese honorifics.

It's kinda creepy.

>>30243284
>dashfags
>the worst
but
your reasons for not liking her ARE my reasons for liking her, we agree!

unless you say she's not pretty, then we'll disagree

>My face when I am only a causal Ponyfag and I have a sex dream about Twilight Sparkle.

>>30243290
name is character.

>>30243284

>not liking most fabulous, most generous pony
>in the 31st century

>>30243284

>I only like the ponies no one else likes.
Fucking hipster.

Why does the Apple family all have a country accent when no one else in ponyville do?

>>30243290
>requests
How about the last image of this?
http://askspaponies.tumblr.com/post/10986007696/aloe-lotus-9

>>30243322

and so it begins

>>30243208
Some falls from planes at heights greater than any building have been survived, so I don't know about absolute guarantees, but the odds would be astronomically high by then, yes.

>>30243313
N-Nani? Leth-Sama...?

>>30243278
>>30243289

Sorry, I just enjoy that idea.


>>30243295
Oh, there's many different ones...I think the term fanon applies to it all as a whole, regardless of what version

>>30243322
I know that feel
pretty sure my subconscious is in love with rainbow dash. I don't know why. It won't stop. It's creepy. It's bleeding over into my conscious life

>>30243290
hey dooks, colour this

bonus points for a textless version

>>30243322
Please tell me she was atleast human

>>30243350
>yfw they are immigrants
>yfw Applejack was being the most unfair to Zecora

>>30243378

>bonus points for a textless version

ALL MY MONEY!

>>30243306
Original pic for reference

WHAT IF I LIKE ALL THE PONIES

>>30243330
Okay, but i'll need some color references.

>>30243356
I can't into porn, deaf.
Sorry bro.

>>30243319
she's pretty, she just so... selfish and rude.

>>30243399
No problem, man. I understand.

>>30243380
Pff, what are dreams for but realising the impossible? Sleeping with humans in dreams is a wasted opportunity

>>30242728
The twilight episode. I kind of dread the luna episode tbh. I really really hope she doesn't turn out to be an emo git.

>>30243397
No.

>>30243322
>mfw this happens to me all the time

I never asked for all this pony sex

dang this thread is moving fast, sonic-rainboom fast

>>30243397

no.

THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE.

>>30243368
It would be nice if it weren't for the stories about mute Scratch being raped

>>30243378
On it, too!

Let me download more music and then i'll fire up a stream.

>>30243397
then this

>>30243380

I really wish she had been. Really wish she had...

>>30243397
BLASPHEMY
ONLY ONE PONY CAN BE THE BEST

>>30243397

ALL THE PONIES?

>>30242946
"MY WINGS ARE SO PRETTY" over and over again as she rapes you

>>30243385
That doesnt make any sense. The apple farm looks like its been there longer then anything

>>30243411
I could get it for you.

I;ve been trying to expand with more porn

>>30243420
This term...I hear it all the time and have no clue as to its meaning...
What the hell is a "Git"?

>>30243397

>>30243453

Someone call for the best pony?

>>30243350

Ponyville started off as a shanty town that ponies from all over equestria live in, that's why there's such poor infrastructure.

The apple family are previous residents of Appleoosa but moved out the ponyville to monopolies the apple market once the towns population started to increase.

>>30243420

Does that leaked screenshot look like emo git to you?

>>30243437
...
WHAT? Wait..that's where that idea came from? That's terrible.....

>>30243456
its a crappy hillbilly farm made out of wood.

>>30243404
Yes, yes she is. She speaks her mind, even when it causes offense.

>>30243464
an idiot. I think it's a british term

>>30243464
British slang.

'a person who is deemed to be despicable or contemptible'

>>30243456
>taking my comment seriously

>>30243399
-Clothes etc-
http://images.wikia.com/valkyrieprofile/images/5/59/Lezard_Valeth2.jpg

-Rune color (cutie mark)-
http://kingdomzeal.nulani.net/vpsilmeria/gallery/runes/earthr.jpg

>>30243464
wel its an...um

an old miserable, well not always, and its someone who is just unpleasant, but its not always offensive and its...hard to define

>>30243437
im still waiting for that to be finished

>>30243472
We all know who's the best

It's funny how fiercely you all fight for second place when everybody knows that Gummy is and will always be best pony.

>>30243464
You tosser fucking wanker i'll punch you in your gash innit bled

>>30243493
Ponys is serious business

>>30243491
>>30243492
>>30243501
Ah, thanks. Between this and trying to find a concrete definition for hipster I'm sure there's some frequent flier bonus for google...

>>30243517
>>30243522
stop samefagging jesus

>>30243522
Gummy is so obviously best pony that it didn't change the playing field at all. He takes top spot, but second place is as important as first used to be.

>>30243432

I don't suppose you know a way to cleanse my brain, would you? Or am I doomed to forever wake up with the most shameful boners after having pony sex with Twilight?

>>30243484
Possibly. Maybe an emo goth kind of thing. I don't think that's how she'll play out though.

>>30243517

>>30243486
mute Scratch came first, speaking through music. Then someone said, "hot damn, wouldn't it be easy to catch her in the bathroom and rape her ass? No one would hear."

>>30243524
wagwaan famalam

>>30243533
you kind of learn it after being here a while

>>30243548
you know you love it

>>30243543
Just put on a smile and take it, that's the only way you can cope

>>30243524

Don't be a bellend mate he's obviously a yanky, he's prob'ly not even 'eard 'alf the slang we use 'round 'ere init.

>>30243543
No, no. Eventually you'll get over the shame. They bodies and personalities were designed to be appealing, and they are. Very much so, to you. You just want to see her happy - to make her happy. Happiness knows not of race, or sex, or species, it just is.

>>30243544

Like I said, that's a Trickster Grin. Some prank or scare is about to come together. If this truly is a Halloween-esque episode, it's not going to be emo and moody. Not on this show, anyways.

>>30243446

is there a version without the stupid captions?

>>30243543
>one day you will be sleeping in bed with your significant other and they will hear you talking in your sleep as you have that dream

>>30243561
u chattin shit fam i'll av ya I love you SMO

>>30243597
>implying i'll ever have a significant other

>>30243560

She'd probably cry for help by hamboning.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gz1rPTA2rQg

>>30243560
>>30243486
>>30243437
>stories
Only one, and I haven't finished it yet.

so the arcade is closed, and i can't test it. I wanted to make a video of myself playing it, then post it, but that's not happeneing. hopefully they'll be open before thursday.
http://www.mediafire.com/?97ogpcfgn15bhec
there you go.
Call upon the seaponies Euro Shoobedoo mix. 11-footer Oni.

haven't gotten to the heavy or the standard steps. not that anyone who uses stepmania plays standard.

>>30243561
Well I have been around, but it's only recently I thought to try to figure what actually defines one...it keeps changing in subtle ways from person to person...

>>30243560
The first half of that, expressing through music, is the appeal for me too...but that idea...

>>30243597
The pillow you call Twilight Sparkle while you hug it as you fall to sleep cannot hear you

>>30243560
Youd have to cut of her hooves and break her jaw so she wouldnt be able to write down what you did though. Sure, pony rape is fun, but exploding, then exploding again isnt worth it. Actually fuck it, it is worth it.

>>30243543
Were you a pony in the dream or human?

>>30243584
He wouldnt understand that designer british is an Adidas tracksuit with Nike airmax and a cheap flat peak

>>30243500
>>30243500
In My Hand The Creators Sword that calls forth eternal Sleep
Honour our pact and Hear my command! ANIMATE EARTH

>>30243634

I was me. And we were in her library, cuddling, and then tickling and kissing and then yeah. Stuff happened.

>>30243632

>>30243598
and I you, bro.

>>30243629
you visited our fair isle?

>>30243628
have you done others? Are you planning on making this a thing, cause I would play it


>>30243666
satan got some

>>30243632
I actually hug my pillow and imagine its a pony. Hugging a pillow is also a very comfortable way to fall asleep.

>>30243666
hail satan

>>30243666
>Spike saw everything

>>30243632
HOW DID YOU KNOW

>>30243666
See, that's adorable, not wrong. They look so very huggable. And let's be honest - how much hugging could we really do before we wanted to take it further?

>>30243629
First half is the appeal for me too, I just had the bad luck of getting the idea into my head of
>yfw she gets raped, ponies who can help just feet away but unable to hear her because you thought it would be cute for her to be mute

And it festered for weeks, and now I'm writing it.

>>30243698
because I call mine Rainbow Dash

oh chist, all these British insults...

it feels like i'm outside again.

>>30243695
>while fapping

>>30243707
Minor issue: she's a unicorn. She doesn't need a voice to make a lot of noise.

>>30243662
Damnit scootanon

now I want to see a pony Lenneth using the Nibelung Valestei.

>>30243678
our fair isle? I'm a bit out-of-touch with this kind of thing...where is that, exactly?

>>30243666

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rIkLQ5g3agM

I think Luna was cloaked so no one would be all like, "holy shit it's that evil princess!" but then later she jumps out at people because she's kinda dumb. I want her to be the next dummy. I mean, she wants to make a good name on scary night, wtf

>>30243610
yeah I was living in fantasy land, home of wishful thinking
>>30243611
lol

>Pony body pillows

>>30243678
doing either Art of the dress pending i can find a good editing program, evil enchantress, or this song next
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3Uy20JGFls

Eurobeat brony did a dischord track, might do that when he's finished.

>>30243723
it's almost like you've already thought about this..

>pretending your pillow is a pony

>>30243707
I just find that a really tragic concept

>>30243720
wut

>>30243726
england

>>30243741
eurobeat is my favorite person. He listened to my music even though it must have hurt terribly. and godspeed.

>>30243707
If a mute gets raped. How would know it was rape if she never said yes or no?

>>30243736

Don't worry, I call mine Anonymous.

>>30243748
Of course I have, I can't help but think about things. It doesn't take much to bring some of those thoughts into other scenarios.

>>30243748
>>30243723
Dealing with it the same way Tozac did. Magic takes concentration; hard to concentrate when somebody punches you in the face, or when you're getting railed.

>>30243780
>>30243776
WTF MAN.

Welp, im off bleds, love you guys, especially you SMO.

>>30243770
she can still nod or shake her head

>>30243769
Ah...I thought so...but for some reason I thought it could also be Hawaii...
No, but one day I do intend to do a bit of traveling

>enjoy MLP
>see thread mentioning Halloween Episode
>Halloween Episodes are always totally bitchin'
>enter pony thread
>see this:
>>30242824
>>30242782
>>30242823
>>30242878
>>30242880

>mfw
CAPTCHA: Exposure pingina

>>30243702

It's still was sex with a pony, no matter how romantic and adorable and natural feeling my subconscious made it.

>>30243680
I do this all the time. I save my biggest pillow for hugging when I go to sleep; not only does it support my back, but depending on which direction I'm facing when I actually go to sleep, I'll have pony dreams.

>>30243780
I dislike that justification, only controlled magic seems to take concentration. As soon as they lose control it flows freely - or at least, it has both times twilight has lost control, in WWU and as a filly. Obviously Scratch isn't on the same scale, but an unrestricted release of magic should still generate a lot of noise, if not actually help defend herself

>>30243736
Wouldnt it just be a normal pillow? Ponys is small

>>30243724
>>30243724
>that feel when KNEELDOWNBEFOREMEKNEELDOWNBEFOREMEKNEELDOWNBEFOREMEKNEELDOWNBEFOREMEKNEELDOWNBEFOREMEKNEELDOWNBEFORE
MEKNEELDOWNBEFOREMEKNEELDOWNBEFOREME

>>30243666
that was surprisingly vanilla

>>30243810
welcome to the MLP generals

>>30243803
>I SWEAR, I THOUGHT SHE WAS JUST GROOVING TO THE MUSIC!

>>30243769
>I just find that a really tragic concept
I do too. I'm not writing it for masturbation's sake (which you'd think strange coming from me, if you'd been around a while), but because the idea won't leave my head until I do. I'm trying to make it as realistic as I can without any sort of permanent harm (magic makes this easy).

>>30243770
...It's pretty fucking obvious when a girl doesn't want you, dude.

>>30243822
I had a pony dream a few days ago, and im pretty sure it was because I fell asleep hugging my pillow. It was sort of sad though.

>>30243819
Maybe it was meant to be

Who can say that a man and a pony can't love each other

>>30243842
lol'd

>>30243824
really? i mean they still use cups with handles, i mean if they were going to change the cups in any way to better suit their needs surely they'd remove the human handle as well.
furthermore the cups look pretty small in comparison to the ponies.. so i like to think they're pretty big.

>>30243810
Come back later, they usually don't start this bad, and discussion of pony sex dreams is abnormal even for day threads.

>>30243801
sleep tight in notts

>>30243805
howd you find it...ameribro?

>>30243850
pony dreams are awesome but rare. I smoked ponies once

>>30243851
IT GOES AGAINST PONY LAW

>>30243819
Not a pony, not as we know them. She's intelligent, she can reason, her mind is certainly on a human level of comprehension. Her body may be built for hugging, but her mind is what you love. The way she looks at you while you talk, and the way she smiles and tries to hide her face when you compliment her. How she lightly brushes her tail against your leg while you read to her - letting her hold the book so you can hold her closer. The way she doesn't even mention you're different species, because it honestly doesn't occur to her that it's an issue.

>>30243851

Look, when we invent interdimensional travel and get to the Ponyverse, I'll consider a romantic relationship with an adorable cartoon pony. Until then, I'd like my dreams to be free of myself sexing up a pony.

>>30243843
Or is it?

>>30243770

If a mute gets raped in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?

>>30243851

Pony must lick pony, it is their highest law

I see nothing about man licking pony

>>30243829
Oh well, the closest we'll have to Lenneth so far is Celestia.

Actually that's a half-assedly good topic. Who'd Hrist, Silmeria and Lenneth be as ponies?

>>30243897
but the raper is there.
Unless hes a no one.
THEN WHO WAS RAPER

>>30243891
Pinch yourself after you wake up

>>30243628
Also, for those who don't know, this is a stepmania file. it's a dance dance revolution/In the groove simulator. it's free at stepmania.com

>>30243897
>implying a nutsack slapping against a vagina doesnt make a sound

>>30243897
Is it a conifer forest? Then no.

>>30243893
The way I'm writing it, it is.

>>30243910
The raper is deaf, the rapee is mute.

So Spike is the best pony then? We're all agreed?

>>30243898
pony lick pony

>>30243933
Sorry dweeb

>>30243933

>>30243905
>>30243905
obviously the CMC

CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS EINHERJAR RECRUITERS! YAY!

>>30243915
>Stepmania
>Not Osu

>>30243883
stop it

>>30243702
I hug children and animals all the time. Especially animals, I love kittens and dogs.

I can very well damn hug some ponies without wanting to fuck them. I'd hug all the ponies. I see them more as little sisters while they are in pony form.

>>30243883

You are making good case for turning this sex dream into full on waifufagging... and I'm not sure I like that.

>>30243956
you're damn right SM not OSU. can't play EBA in any arcades. least not any arcades in best country.

>>30243862
>>30243796
>>30243720
>>30243489
>>30243430
>>30243237
>>30243175
>>30243076
>>30243002
>>30243952

Oi oi. Not to be rude or anything but do you think maybe you could maybe not do the Avatar thing? I like Fennec foxes too, but I think we'd all rather not have them here.

In my head, pony sex is just hugging because they are cartoon ponies

>>30243999
You might not like it, but maybe she would. Wouldn't it be worth it just to see the smile on her face as your head hits the pillow, and you get to spend more time with her?

>>30244029
in my head, pony hugging is completely innocent and they hug all the time, because it's fucking adorable

How can I dream of pony forever

>>30243950

Why would Gilda have a mug that says Dweeb on it, unless she herself was one?

>>30244033
SHUT THE FUCK UP. PLEASE. IM SICK OF HAVING PONY DREAMS, AND THIS SHIT IS EATING AWAY AT MY UNCONSCIOUS MORE AND MORE NOW.

>>30243780
Now I wouldn't think telekinetics takes so much, I like to think about pony combat. At the same time, the bathroom doesn't have much to fling at you
>>30243741
awesome Scootaloo

>>30243883
S-stop it, anon...you're giving me odd thoughts...

>>30244003
Ditto, I don't usually use my set of Gabu images outside of /b/ or sometimes /v/

>>30244029

>standard mammalian reproduction

>>30244050
so she dosen't even have to say it. she just points to the mug/

>>30244003
He's a regular on /b/'s "pony" boards, what do you expect?

>>30243993
>>30244029

>>30244052
Maybe you should ask her about it? She's Twilight, she's smart, and if she doesn't know, she can look it up. And maybe once she has, she can read it to you this time. You hold the book, she'll hold you close.

>>30243883

What is this sensation inside me?

This couldn't be...a feeling?

>>30243780
Goddamnit, are you talking about rape again?

>>30244003
oi oi?
seriously?

I'VE HAD IT UP TO HERE WITH THESE FEELING THREADS

JUST ONCE I WANT TO SEE AN ACTION SEQUENCE

JUST ONCE

>>30244099
>Rapedefiler
Take a wild guess.

>>30244099
rape is best when the girl pretends not to want it but she actually is enjoying herself.

>>30242946
"Do you like bananas?"

>>30244089

Must not think of Adorable Twilight hugging me while I read...

>>30244096

I believe it's called an erection.

>Been a while since I've been to /co/

>Oh cool a Pony thread.

>Rationalization of pony lust

>MFW

>>30244121
Twilight can do that one too. She can do things with her horn most can only dream of, whether that be flinging a sharp object across a room, only to bend its path so it misses you by a hair's width, to flinging you across the room, before bringing you to a comfortable stop in the perfect position for her to curl in your arms.

>>30244106
Well okay then. Thanks

>>30244148
>pajamas and a night cap

MY HEART

>>30244057
Telekinesis doesn't take much if you have the practice or talent for it. Twilight and Rarity do it as a second nature to them, but if you look back at Twilight's flashback, she could barely do it at all at first.

Scratch's talent is her music, so she's amazing at manipulating records and flipping the switches of a turntablist board, but even picking up a book still requires some amount of concentration for her.

Meanwhile Mr. sexual-assault-pony has a lot of practice using bursts of telekinesis, and knows how to distract his victim while he prepares the binding spell.

>>30244106
Yeah he's serious. We don't do that here.
Pony threads mean pony pictures.

I really like how /b/ uses pony pictures to circlejerk, but whenever they come here for actual discussion they stop using them.

>>30244148
Twilight doesn't have time to hug you. YOU'D be hugging HER while SHE reads.

She appreciates it though, and will snuggle you to sleep.

>>30244172

>>30244164
shut the fuck up, diarrhea

>>30244160
>erection
>inside
spooky
>>30244164
OH SHIT I LOVE VELMA

>>30244132
Uh uh... N-Ye-um... I don' t know.

>>30244164

>Rationalization of pony lust
Who's rationalizing it?

Not me.
I'm completely irrational about it and that's how I like it!

>>30244121
ACTION SEQUENCES ARE FOR LITTLE GIRLS. HERE WE EMBRACE OUR EMOTIVE SIDES AND DISCUSS THE THINGS THAT AFFECT OUR HEARTS DEEPLY IN WAYS WE CAN NEVER TRULY UNDERSTAND.

>>30244164
It's an off day

>>30244099
I didn't bring it up this time! It was praise anonymity's fault!

>>30244199
>And you touch it and....its like, you know....a hard banana...

>>30244189

Oh fuck did I lol.

And I'm the guy who posted that.

>>30244209
REAL MEN

>>30244121
>>30244209
Gentlemen! Surely there's room in these threads for FEELINGS and CAR CHASES?

>>30244183
i was questioning his misuse of the colloquial British greeting term Oi Oi whilst posting a picture of a pony to show that i was listening to him you fucking dolt.
would you like a serviette to wipe up that slaver from your ponylust induced saddlesore?

>>30244209
BUT I WANT PONIES, PONIES WITH GUNS.

>>30244184
No, no. You're reading to her. She's closed her eyes, and closed her arms around you, and just lies there while you read out loud. It might not be as fast as doing it alone, but speed isn't the point. It's you - what more could she want?

>>30244238
CAR CHASES REMIND ME OF MY LOST LOVE

>>30244235
I laugh uncontrollably whenever I see that image.

I just had a thought:
If I was somehow able to visit Equestria, I'd be banished to the moon within 5 minutes or less!

>>30244235
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umDr0mPuyQc

>>30244248
I'd like more pony dungeon crawls.

What do you think it feels like to die unloved, alone, and miserable

www.livestream.com/dooks

Coloring stuff.

>>30243873
Find the word git? Ameribros hear it on tv an' shit

>>30243883
that's, actually kind of depressing. Because I know I'll never get to feel something like that.

>Go to play Stepmania
>Come back to find everyone talking about mute Scratch rape

Welp, going back to Stepmania then.

>>30244251

Curse this damned longing I am now feeling... something that can never happen.

>>30244283
Pony Crawl, you say?

>>30244278
I don't think hugging is a banishment offense

>>30244199
"Sooo... You're a byyeetch that doesn't know wether or not she likes bananas?"

>>30244209
>HERE WE EMBRACE OUR EMOTIVE SIDES AND DISCUSS THE THINGS THAT AFFECT OUR HEARTS DEEPLY IN WAYS WE CAN NEVER TRULY UNDERSTAND.
I don't think there are any cartoons that fall into that category for me. :| I think you are taking ponies way too seriously.

whats going on everyone...

I'm just crawling out of my skin...god i hate having to restart my meds

>>30244243
You seem upset and a bit rude.
Judging from his comment he was just trying to inform you on how we do things here.
No need to be offensive like that.

>>30244290
feels like being born

>>30244319
you're fucked now.

>>30244290

Give me 60 years to find out and we can exchange notes on our experiences.

>>30244283
Maybe I'll make you a dungeon crawling game when I'm done learning C++.
It will be 5 minutes long, it ends when you crawl the dungeon long enough to find friendship and guns.

>>30244303
Hey, did you like it? the rhythm is near complete, but i think i'm going to switch the patterns around some so it's a bit less monotonous.

>>30244084
this explains a lot

now, i use dinosaur images, but mostly as generic reactions, not with every single fucking post where they don't serve much purpose

except for right now
check em'

And I'm back. Where was I. Oh look, pony rape!

Terse still around?
>>30241412

>>30244290
I imagine its kinda like this

>>30244320
I don't know...every once and a while, some ancient artifact is unearthed and causes chaos/destruction/whatever. Celestia sends her main magical gofers to get it back/destroy it

pony socks are canon.

do you think there are ponies that walk around in socks and sandals?

Prncess Celestia has gotten so pissed off she roared and turned into a beast with her front hooves turned to furry white arms with skin pink hands and hooves for feet. She now has huge bulging muscles but still has her sexy designed face. She attacks you and beats the shit outta you in her rage, then ends it with a jab from her horn through your body ina bloody gorey mess.

So on a scale from 1 to shit, how's this thread going?

>>30244235
REAL MEN ENJOY EMBRACING THEIR FEMININE SIDES. THIS IS TRUTH.
FLUFFY DO YOU STILL DO HUMANISATIONS

>>30244238
>>30244260
We drove down every road together, sharing love even as we shared pain.

>>30244248
>ponies
>guns
>1979

>>30244251
Twilight: A know it all and wont let you forget it. loves to cozy up next to you in bed at night while reading a text on science, history, math, etc. she has a large library and the house always smells of books, which are often left all over the place but other wise the house is kept clean by you. often consumed by her work and study your only time with her is reading in bed or when you manage to tear her away for a day, a daunting task in and of itself but worth it in the end.

>>30244319
It's a sign to go into the real world and socialize and date!

You can fall in love with real women. Trust me, it works! It'll cure the waifu tendency you have.

>>30244408
ouch

>>30244298
and now you know why I wrote it
;_;

Fuck me sideways someone colored them better than I did.

>>30244290

We're born alone, we live alone, we die alone. Only through our love and friendship can we create the illusion for the moment that we're not alone.

>>30244290
That would suck. Get out of the house more. Date some girls.

>>30244324
stop quoting that video please

>>30244326

I don't think there are any posts that fall into that category for me. :| I think you are taking posts way too seriously.

>>30244336
No, he was merely reiterating what someone else said simply so he could bitch.
and that's partially why i'll always find the /b/ threads superior.

Anything of extreme drama happen today?

What's the scoop?

>>30244373
I can't even get past the intro without ker-failing.

To be fair I haven't played DDR/Stepmania in little over a year.

>>30244423
The last time I tried to fall in love with a real woman I ended up broke and living with my brother for a month.

>>30244290
>>30244290
ask nathan and/or seth

>>30244408

>>30244326
It was more than a little bit hyperbolic, man. But ponies have given me some things to think about, and at times have touched me deeply. I like feelings and emotions and whatnot. Other cartoons have done the same. It's less a case of "seriousness" in my approach to ponies, and more open-mindedness in relation to emotions in general, you know?

>>30244438
Where did you get this?

>>30244470
Love isn't for anyone, try taking up drinking

>>30244456
>and that's partially why i'll always find the /b/ threads superior.
that's great! you should go back to them, they're much better, of course! yes

>>30244408
Theres an evolutionary reason why unicorns developed horns

>>30244381
i'm still here, dude, though i can't exactly put a finger on how long i'm going to be here for. i've got a lecture in less than nine hours and i need some sleep!

>>30244456
You really don't belong here...

>>30244415
If animu is your thing, then yeah.

>>30244423

Worth a shot.

There is now a MLP-themed Diablo clone.

All of the Big Six are playable.

Who do you pick for your first playthrough?

>>30244251
To impress the princess, learn magic, study science and generally be a book worm?

>Spike! We don't have time for things like that! Maybe after Nightmare moon, I can cure this crippling loneliness. With science and reading even more books

>>30244448
"ON THE MO-"
Yeah i got nothing... I'll just go to bed.

>>30244518
You.
We meet again.

>>30244526
oh shit, uh
probably applejack as a heavy fighter character

>>30244476
Hey Scootanon, which day did you say was best for our wedding? Tuesday or Thursday?

>>30244526
Twilight

I like magic classes

>>30244448
Celestia might ask a brony that just to see the look of horror on their face for a split second
>Gotcha!

>>30244290

>>30244456
>/b/ threads = ponychan threads
>superior

IS SCOOTALOO GONNA HAVE TO HOOF A BITCH

>>30244518
you know what i want from you, fluffster. the request included in this image. if it's at all possible for you to do it, please do, i absolutely adore your humanisations.

>>30244526

Applejack.

>>30244456

>>30244215
I am so sorry. Rape is detestable.

Have a nice date pic

>>30244526
what the fuck would pinkie even do in a game like that

to answer your question, pinkie.

>>30244487
But sometimes love IS in the bottom of a bottle. You may not remember the night before, but somehow, holding Berry steady while you find your way back home after waking up in a field just feels right. Like it was meant to be. She looks at you the same way she looks at a new bottle - with longing, lust, and the knowledge of not knowing where opening it will lead her. Will you give her the bottle opener to your heart?

>>My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, The 3D adventures!

>>30244529
>implying Celestia wouldn't be impressed with her research into love

>>30244595
>bottle opener to your heart

I want to hate this, but I cant.

>>30244461
Everyone bitched about christianity and pedophilia for a while. And there was some other thread about how shit most presentations on FiM are.

>>30244577
>scootaloo
>hoof a bitch

Oh no, she might scuff my pants or something

>>30244595
I've seen the bottom of lots of bottles, but no ponies in them yet

Maybe someday

>>30244559
>>30244559
how do internetwedding?

also, tomorrow

>>30244526

Rarity, I bet she'd be some kind of a mesmer or crafty illusionist. I like subtle classes.

>>30244513
That's fine! I'm being al ittle Twilight right now and should probably go socialize anyways.

I'll save the conversation when I'm more awake and can recall more about that old story.

>>30244585
That's pretty easy to read in twilight's voice.

>>30244481
http://ask-twilightsparkle.tumblr.com/

*sigh* fuck i give up mine look like shit compared to these

>>30244595
She then gets drunk, confuses the metaphor, and stabs you with a bottle opener while trying to drink you blood.