>>30239804
You're a wizard, Applejack. That's how.

What if pony were to pony so hard that it couldn't pony anymore?

First! XDDDD

>>30239838
but sometimes we pause

>>30239841

hey

guys

hey

friends

listen

what if

pinkie pie wasn't the most adorable pony

>>30239871
Nonsense, the very thought is preposterous.

>>30239855
Still the clock ticks on

>>30239804
Theres that god damn pony again!

eh, watched 6:30 minutes

then got bored

>2011
>Not having a waifu

>>30239871
That's like asking what if the sky wasn't green.

>>30239887

>>30239895
Can't I just have a favorite pony?

>>30239895
>human waifu

Apparently I'm now going to learn spanish.

>>30239910
Apparently not

>>30239895
the remote, I can figure out what the menu means.

>>30239895
What's that chicks name again? Wendell?

>>30239906
God damn ponies getting into my crops. Worse then that darn fox!

>>30239906
>>30239906
Are there any Carrot Top X Braeburn fics?

>>30239930
Your life is now in Spanish

>>30239895
Can I trade them both in for a racecar? Because I wolld rather have a racecar.

>>30239895

>waifu
>3DPG

i don't think you understand how this waifu thing works
i t

>>30239929
Nuts

>>30239895
this is like my very own kobayashi maru! no matter what happens, i lose!

>>30239934
why would we write about this forced ship?

>>30239948
Because it has limitlesssss potential

>>30239948
Has it stopped anyone ever before?

>>30239895
That choice is stupid. The instructions for a remote control, even in Spanish, can be learned after just a couple of days, if the buttons are not already self-explnatory.

(Y el problema se reduce a nada si ya de por sí hablas castellano, como es mi caso...)

>>30239937
hey, you can just switch the menu language to english, not hard. It never said it was stuck in spanish

>>30239960
I HAVE

>>30239948
CAUSE YOU BEATNICKS WILL SHIP ANYTHING!

>>30239884
Oh. No, no... Oh, yeah.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8sUC-dsW8A

>>30239895
Easy, the remote.

>>30239962
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3TG1AzBJYo

>>30239895
oh that's a tough choice
hmm... wait a minute
I do not have a pony waifu


but I do speak spanish


Easily the remote.
Imagine the possibilities

>>30239895
The remote has guaranteed results. I can learn fucking spanish

The waifu is a random unknown.

Go for the sure thing.

Guys, i need help.

What color should be on Rainbow's shirt?

1? 2? Or other color?

>>30239895
>my mother language is spanish

Well shit, hard decision.

>>30240010
One, like her eyes.

>>30240010
1

>>30239965
...Then I switch it to English with the help of a Spanish-speaking friend, then rewind so he forgets it ever happened.

And bad, now I have free reign to do whatever I want, whenever I want, to whomever I want, with no chance of any repercussions for my actions.

What retard would choose a 1/4 chance at love with somebody who would probably stop loving you fairly quickly (love at first sight generally fails) when they could guarantee love by redoing everything they ever do wrong?

>try to make cupcake
>get this

I am starting to think my brain might actually be autistic

>>30239895
I End You

>>30240010
2

but that's just me

This show is complete crap. I thought it was all supposed to be about friendship. But all I see are people having mental breakdowns and evil gods of chaos mindraping everyone.

>yfw Web Soup is packed with pony viral videos.

>Or Tosh.0 does a pony special.

>>30239895
>turns human
EXCUSE ME. Who the fuck do you think I am!? I watch My Little Pony because I. Like. Motherfucking. Ponies. I don't want none of that human shit, that kills the entire point of being a sick fuck! What's next, offer to let me have Midna be my sex slave but she'll be turned human first? Or a Spider Daedra, but give her a human torso first? NO. I'm offended this would even be suggested. Fuck your human waifus, and fuck your magic remotes. I choose neither, and am greatly offended about what you're implying of me.

>>30240010
UNO

>>30239895
I'd have to watch an Adam Sandler movie to understand the remote, and fuck that!

So the REAL choice for me is whether I'd be happier with Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie, or Twilight?

Oh, hell! Does Celestia count? She'd be in contention. Maybe Luna, depending on how she works out.

>>30239895
Remote of course

>>30240010

how about gray?

>>30240041
Twi's not plugged into anything

>>30240010
What color was her WWU vest?

>>30240065
Her hooves probably suck at the game, anyways. Dash unplugged her so they could actually make a high score.

>>30240041
>Dash singing

My ears will never know.....

Can we get a Harry Ord pony to serve Princess Celestia?

>>30240041
>Oh, hell! Does Celestia count? She'd be in contention

Enjoy leaving the pony world to die in endless night, you selfish faggot

>>30240091
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyOzQMg_8Ig

>>30240041
This is a pretty big question, now that I think about it.

Which pony WOULD make the best girl friend?

>>30240019
>>30240020
>>30240040
>>30240029

Uno it is, then.
Thank you, back to coloring i go!

>>30240062
Hmm, i'm gonna make a gray version too, to se if it works.

>>30240068
Dark Blue, iirc.

>>30240068

>>30240097
Nope

>>30240114
lyra

>>30240105
Luna can probably handle it.

>>30240120
Why did Pinkie have the same vest?

>>30240111
Yes, I know she got a solo

I meant an entire song

Its not like I could expect you to infer that though you thick lump

>>30239895
>turns into a human
that would fundamentally change who she is, even if she retains most of the core personality concepts, her experiences would be different enough that she'd never be the same. I take the remote, point it at the TV, and weep when my real pony waifu doesn't appear

>>30240131
She would never let the Equestria fall into eternal night, that's for sure.

>>30240114
Assuming its a human version, for me it would be Pinkie. Shes FUN

>>30240114
None of them

>>30240139

>>30239838
I'd e-examine Faceless' rectum, if you know what I mean

>>30240132
She fucked an pegasus mare unconscious because she liked the color more.

>>30240120
Dash is so pretty in clothing

>>30240114
Beats me

We should wait until they all get one next season to see before thinking about it

>>30240161
Dash is pretty all the time

>>30240150
Actually I just thought about it properly. Twilight.

>>30240127
Why not?
He's the pinnacle of a loyal knight.

>>30240168
hoho, cosmo, you jokester!

>>30240160
Of course, who would want to wear a shitty brown inferior earth pony vest anyways?

>>30240132
Ice-cutting = weather team.

>>30240173
Yeah, and without any makeup either

I bet Rarity is secretly envious of her in that way.

>>30240114
Depends what you want. A fling? Pinkie. A lifelong relationship of equals? Twilight. Somebody you know will always be there for you, no matter what? Dash. A mistress? Rarity.

>>30240168

>>30239895
Remote definitely. I have a fuckbuddy, that's all the female contact I really need or want right now anyway. Plus, think of all the interesting things I could do to her with the slow mo button.

>>30240132
scoring the lake for melting is weather-related? I dunno

>>30240184
Someone who's got the shits.

>>30240173
true, but she is even prettier in clothing

>>30240148
While I agree, Pinkie is a strong temptation. I can see her being great with her emphasis on fun, exuberant in her affection, and boundless with her energy.

But with Twilight, we'd have all these deep conversations about any sorts of topics.

Dash would be great to bring the competitive athletic side to bear, as well as a lazier days from time to time.

Then, there is Celestia. Having an immortal, beautiful, wise, prank-loving goddess for a girlfriend has got to have benefits.

>No mention of Fluttershy

Nigga, wtf are you doing.

She's easily the most atractive of them all.

She's a natural knock out.

>>30240198
>2011
>Somebody you know will always be there for you, no matter what
>Not Applejack

>>30240182
>>30240200
Ain't I a stinka?

>>30240246
>Fluttershy
>Good wife
maybe if you want to feel like a wifebeater even though you didn't do anything

>>30240246
And all the human art I see of her she has tig ol' bitties

>>30240209

>>30240114
Vinyl Scratch

>>30240246
keep on dreaming

>>30240246
Truth be told, there is something great about every character. I left out Fluttershy just because I didn't want to go through how every one of the mane would be great

>>30240209
>>30240173
>>30240161

>dash
>pretty

don't be silly.

>>30240114
Scratch

>>30240264
I will find a way to stab you if this turns out true.

>>30240246
shut up kamina

>>30240264
when I see that, I think of the green mile parody that they did on Robot Chicken with Looney Toons

Is Arceus the god of ponies?

>>30240256
AJ has the best human art and cosplayers

>>30240289
Because she's mute, right?

>>30240281
>>30240289
>Because she can never talk back.

>>30240256
Element of loyalty!

>>30240256
AJ would try her best not to let you down, but when it really comes down to it, she puts her and hers first. Her first thoughts in SotC were for her farm, not her friends, or her town. When a friend, or a lover, needs Dash, she'll break the laws of physics without a second thought.

>>30240270

Why would I feel like a wifebeater?

She'd be a fine wife.

But I was mostly talking about this looks discussion.

Fluttershy is canonically the pretiest.

>>30239928

>>30240206
I thought she specifically explained that in the dialogue.

Any rate, that's right. An animator posting anonymously said as much here on /co/ before the episode aired.

>>30240288
>calling other ponies unpretty
>posting applejack
lol

>>30240270
Wait until she starts mothering you when she relaxes a few months in.

>>30240312
>>30240314
What? No. She's not mute.

>>30240300
Oh I wouldn't worry about ALL of them. Rarity had her thing in the first season with Bluebutt.

Could happen again you know.

Food for thought.

>>30240311
Case in point.

Anthro shit is disgusting most of the time, but this pic is a definite whyboner.

>>30240198
I believe I've had this conversation before, but the idea that Pinkie is only good for a fling while Twilight is a dedicated, devoted wife really gets to me. There's so much depth to each of their characters that this one-dimensional interpretation saddens me a little bit. Pinkie shows perhaps one of the greatest degrees of tact, kindness, concern and so on throughout the entirety of the show, despite being "zany" and occasionally immature - she may not be the best at expressing her feelings or explaining herself to others, but she regularly puts them ahead of herself and seeks to do her best to make others happy. There's evidence of this throughout the series - Over A Barrel, Party of One, Feeling Pinkie Keen - and although she's ever so slightly crazy, she's also loyal, kind and generous. She possesses traits from each of the other ponies, as they all do from each other, and she'd be just as good for a relationship as any other. At the same time, Twilight also exhibits as much negativity as any other pony - she may not be able to commit to a relationship because she's so dedicated to her craft and has so many disagreements with other ponies and such little tact or social understanding. She's certainly driven and ambitious, and if you can't rise with her, she's likely to leave you to fall.

There's a wide range of equally valid interpretations of each character dependent on their perceived strengths and weaknesses, we really need to stop shoehorning them into "the fun one", "the brainy one", "the loyal one", "the fabulous one" and so on. The show doesn't, why should we?

>>30240321
AJ is loyal to family. That's still loyal.

>>30240344
Theres more evidence in the show to think that she's mute than to think she can talk.

>>30240312
>>30240314
I swear to god

>>30240114
I'd have to say Cheerilee

>>30240353
My boner is pretty un-boner right now, furfag.

>>30240321
I don't remember seeing Applejack in Shadow of the Colossus.

>>30240308

nope. god of llamas.

understandable mistake.

here, have a pokepony.

>>30240322
You'd feel like a wifebeater because she'd bow to your every opinion and never put hers forward. She'd do everything you said without complaint, and she'd shy away from you if you ever raised your voice even a little - which you wouldn't, because she'd go out of her way to make sure she never disagreed with you.

But yes, she could never do anything unattractive.

>>30240364
There's no evidence either way, or 90% of the ponies we've named would be mute.

>>30240364
so lyra is a mute too? and most of the backgrounders?

>>30240364
Yeah, just like how you can't disprove that god exists.

>See new toy commercial
>Baby Pinkie Pie doll
>Help her learn to walk
>On her HIND LEGS
FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>30240382
He's the god pf Kelpies fag

>>30240321
>implying she wouldn't treat her mate as 'family'

>>30240387
->Joke

-> Your head

>>30240383
Then, one day . . .

>>30240405
*of

can't fucking type for shit

>>30240406
Your husband/spouse/whatever IS family though.
Isn't that the point?

>>30240406
>mate
no

>>30240364
i laughed so hard i cried a little bit

>>30240412
>WE'RE GOING TO TRY THE STRAP ON AND YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE IT.

im home for the first time in three months

how have the pony threads been?

where can i catch up on the new episodes?

>>30240312
>>30240314
>not Bjork
at least a high tinny voice

>>30240412

You'd have to do something pretty fucked up to force Fluttershy's hand, though.

And if you reach that point, you are a terrible boyfriend/husband.

>>30239895
Hmmm... it depends. The remote is tempting but... do they come with the horse polygamous attitude? If I could have a harem of all of them I think I'd choose that over the remote.

>>30240406
This. After three minutes and sharing a pie with Twilight, AJ treated her like one of the family.

>>30240391
Lyra...is kinda her own thing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EOFA9kPQ_uU&feature=relmfu
We were playing in the sand
And you found a little band
You told me you fell in love with it
Hadnt gone as I planed

When you had to bid adieu
Said you'd never love anew
I wondered if I could hold it
and fall in love with it too

You told me buy a pony
But all i wanted was you

>>30240360
Oh, I certainly don't mean that as a bad thing, Pinkie certainly isn't just in it for herself, and I'm sure she'd make a fine wife if you wanted - I just don't think it's what she wants. She doesn't seem the type to settle down, and make do with spreading happiness to fewer people.

Though yeah, Twilight would only make a good wife if you could keep up and were similarly dedicated to a craft. If you put your life's work ahead of her sometimes, you wouldn't feel guilty, because you know she'd do the same. If that's not what you're looking for, she'd seem distant and cold a lot of the time.

>>30240443
oh god, now I do want her as a wife

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>>30240451
Like ignore her for one night.

>>30240391
I've never seen Lyra talk
Obviously she was born without a voice
Remember that time the DJ nodded her head for 3 seconds? She's totally mute bro. Because she didn't talk

>>30240449
>Stealing my headcanon
>In 2011

>>30240382

pokeponies you say?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLEf2-vhQyw

Holy shit.

>>30240431
>mate
>not yes
>implying ponies don't mate for life like birds do

>Implying you'd beat Angel in a fight for Fluttershy

>>30240360
Terse, marry me.

Then, together, let's marry Pinkie

>>30240466
I was looking for that, thanks yo

>>30240412
And on that day, your roles reverse, and you find out how she's been living for the past however many years.

>>30240382
FFFFfffffffffffffffffffff- Im very okay with this.
But seriously If every ponie "Cause 4chan is having a word filter moment" had 1 pokemon what pokemon would they have that most fits them?

>>30240468

That was a stresfull, unexpected situation.

And it's more likely you'd get the stare.

Does anyone have the image, I think Tess drew it, of Bon Bon hugging a Lyra doll?

There's like two of them but I'm lookin for that one, would you mind posting it?

>>30240486
>laughing at misfortune
Horrible voice, lyrics, tempo

>>30240465
>"NO ONE SAID YOU COULD TALK."
>"AND NO CRYING OR I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL NOT USE LUBE"

>>30240454
Scratch that, I want all of them EXCEPT fluttershy. She's too clingy I don't want nothin' to do with that. I'll keep her if the rest of the girls insist on it to keep their group together though.

>>30240539
stop it, you're making me want second worst pony as wife even more

>>30240486
Wow this is bad

>celestia's a rapist horny as can be

Fucking
>Scootaloo's a chicken I still can't believe that

AUWFHA(#/R`& Y"=RQ

FUCKING GOLDEN

>>30240412
>>30240513
How would it even happen, though? She went like that because the animals wouldn't love her.

If I had Fluttershy, that would never happen.

>>30240468
See above. And it would have to be more like a week or two.

>>30240463
I think Pinkie would be exceptionally loyal to a significant other.By no means would her world collapse down to one person, but she'd never leave or violate the trust of her chosen S/O. I'd be more worried that she'd go way too far in trying to make you laugh or happy.

Twilight is compelling for her drive, intelligence, and interests. But I think she is also a bit self-centered. You'd have to deal with her occasional bouts of dedication to her work at determent to yours.

another reason why i only go on /co/ for my pony fix

https://docs.google.com/document/d/16I1Slz09WhwtCPAwhEbemY5ZJRgXX0buFZYwhhpCSi4/edit?hl=en_US

people actually like this shit

>>30240573
Yeah, she wouldn't ever be the one to break off the relationship. If you're not happy, it's her fault for not trying hard enough - and I think we all know that pinkie could cheer up anyone if she tries hard enough.

>MFW The arcade that has the ITG2 machine is fucking closed, and the one i work at only has a gayshit supernova 1

>>30240527

>>30240473
>never seen Lyra talk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6cRUVXVyfQ

>>30240527

>>30240544
Awww . . . I'd take Fluttershy.

I'd try to be supportive and assist her in gaining a bit of confidence socially, but also be protective when things just grow too much. In return, Fluttershy probably would dote on you with kindness and caring.

>Luna returns
>ends up scaring everyone in town because they're afraid she's gonna go full nightmare on them

WHY DO I HAVE TO WAIT FOR THIS!?

>>30240603
...
Lyra is ITALIAN!?

>Delicious Italian food.
>Feeders.
...

>>30240573
Pinkie pie also likes to have fun.

Which means she has toys.
Lots and lots of toys. Dear god does she have a huge toy chest.
So many toys.

And she's not afraid to share.

>>30240463
Sorry, I sort of over-reacted a little bit. It's just that I see this come up so often, and it's sort of a little bit depressing that just because she's a fun-loving pony means she's incapable of settling down, to so many people. Just because you're married doesn't mean you can't still have your life's passions and make people happy, you know? You just can't sleep around any more. Or, well, you can, but probably shouldn't for legal and moral reasons. If it's not obvious, to my great lament, I am an advocate of the institution of marriage, but let's not get into that. I've always believed that Pinkie's just as much a person - or in this case, pony - as anyone else; therefore she has indefinite motives based on her feelings at any given time, and she's not an open book. We can't really tell. She may well be the type you're talking about, she might not be. It's up to the person responsible for writing her that decides, so I'm really sorry I exploded like that.

I agree about Twilight on that interpretation - she strikes me as someone so energetic, so driven, so forceful about achieving her dreams, that if you're not constantly there with her, trying to push her along, she'd leave you in the dust. But that might work for some people.

>>30240497
I certainly shall. We shall live in eternal happiness for ever and ever and ever!

>>30240499
Any time, man, you're welcome. It's not the most up-to-date version, though, I don't think.

>>30240617
I'd rape her in the nostrils whilst high-fiving Angel

>>30240598
>>30240616
Oh wow there's two?

Thanks you guys!

MLP threads are the only place on 4chan where the tripfags are normal and the anons are the fucked up weirdos.

>>30240598
>>30240616
Oh me heart.

>>30240627
Because halloween episode

>>30240650
Have you even seen our tripfags?

>>30240650
Oh come on anon there's no immediate exa-
>>30240639
Uh.

>>30240650
HA

>>30240650
FAT PONY IS BEST PONY

I can't decide between Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy.

Actually no, Dash would be more fun.

>>30240582
Wow this is very bad. It's like some tryhard shit from a 13 year old

>>30240636
No, no, no.

Twilight has the toys. She got into experimentation. Pinkie doesn't have the attention span for the toys. She just bowls one over in affection.

I can't believe I'm actually discussing this.

>>30240670
We are normal, sane folks.

>>30240650
I am clearly not working hard enough.

>>30240650
you've never been to /o/ i take it.

>>30240650
you shoulda seen the opening of the thread last night, the one with the manehatten topic

Mono, Mito, and Deaf all creep me the fuck out, there's nothing normal about them

and don't even get me started on Faceless

>>30240685
There aren't too many pics of a chubby twilight are there?

>>30240650
Oh Apple Jack, if only I could taste the magic!

>>30240693
>I can't believe I'm actually discussing this.

I know that feel bro.

Eventually the shame dulls.

>>30240573
>>30240593
Thanks, guys, you put it much more eloquently than I could ever hope to. I like that theory a whole lot.

>>30240693
>implying they don't all have closets full of toys.

>>30240715
I have one.
it's humanized, everyone hates it, and it ends with muscles and tans, but it exists.

>>30240627

>luna returns

>she cant stop saying things that make her seem evil

>>30240638
Yeah, absolutely, I think if you let her, she'd make a fine wife. Maybe even the best. I'm just not sure that, all things being equal, that's the path she'd choose, so I'm not sure I could let her go through with it. She'd never hint she didn't want to, of course, and it wouldn't BE that she didn't want to, she just might want to remain more free. Not for sleeping around, just to keep her schedule open, so she can fully dedicate herself to happiness persuits.

>>30240735
Why is that pony kicking a car hub?

Oh, that's right shes poor!

>>30240693
Have you seen Pinkie Pie?
She has tons of toys. The mustache sunglasses.
The flippers. Balloons. Streamers.

She's loaded to the gills with toys. Twilight is all business.

>>30240685
Man, I would hug her so tight while I slowly fed her that cupcake. As part of a diet and fitness scheme.

>>30240486
>hey gaiz i can fan music too
>lololololol scottaloo iz cihcken
>plz gib subscribers

>>30240747

>>30240721
Obligatory.

>>30240747
Well that certainly is, uh,

What the fuck is this Doc? Sheezus. How'd you find it?

>>30240735
>Applejack
>Most american of americans
>Playing divegrass

>>30240753
>Laughs that crazed NMM laugh.

>Ponyvilles face when.

>>30240791
Can't fucking stop laughing saved forever

>>30240756
>hub

Eurofag detected.

>>30240774
Twilight would do it for the educational value and experience. She seeks to understand, not just do - that requires a large array of data to work from. Give it a few years, once she's moved from basic friendship research to more specific topics like love, or sexual relations, and then ask her to do something with you, she'll say yes if she hasn't done it before. Or if she liked it the first time.

>>30240741
No problem. You were able to put a very interesting spin on Pinkie's caring for others that I didn't even consider, even though I consider myself fairly knowledgable on Pinkie's personality.

>>30240793
my good friend metal drew it for me. I love it, but even he hates it.

>>30240807
She's picking an awful night to drop by and say hi.

Man I can't wait to see her. She's also taller than everyone else.

Anyone have a height comparison for Luna and the normal ponys?

>>30240774
Party supplies are a little bit different of a bag.

>implying Fluttershy wouldn't suffer a nervous breakdown and try to hack your balls off over something minor like drinking directly out of the jug of juice instead of pouring it in a glass

>you will never be killed by a falling building

>>30240863
>implying I wouldn't hack my own balls off for not getting a glass

>>30240715
mostly as chubbylight sparkle is semi-canon... at least for a little.

In before more cubby ponies in season 2.

>>30240863
>implying you shouldn't be using a fucking glass

>>30240843
>even he hates it

How does he work?

>>30240873
We'll see about that.

>>30240889
very slowly

>>30240735
Have some background bro

>>30240826
It was discussed months ago that Pinkie would make the best waifu because all she wants is to make you happy.

And if hitting her makes you happy she'll take every punch, kick, throw and assault with a large grin on her face, tears streaming out of her eyes and yet she grins and bears it.

All for your happiness.

All for you.

>>30240873
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED

New topic: What does the main six's semen taste like?

>>30240860
>implying Pinkie doesn't just treat sex like another kind of party

>>30240754
I can see why you'd think that way. That definitely seems plausible! There's a lot about it that fits from different perspectives than my own, so it's pretty cool to see how others take the ideas in.

>>30240826
Hey, we all have our roles. Mine is to spout the silly stuff! I believe I've had this discussion several times before. It's a bit weird how overzealous I get about this particular topic, actually. Do you write Pinkie often?

>>30240879
>the image changes when you clikc on it

what is this sorcery

Spike: "Rarity's dead... let's finish it now."
Diamond Dog: "As you wish."

>>30240824
Maybe.

But you know pinkie has a shit ton of toys. She fucking loves fun and playing.

>>30240860
Natural extension I suppose. Maybe I'm just wondering which one would be the most interested in toys and for some reason pinkie pie jumps to mind.

>>30240914
That
Is
A
Shitty
Topic

I've noticed Pinkie Pie seems to like hanging out with Twilight Sparkle, even if the latter mostly zones her out. I wonder if there will be more of that in coming episodes or if she'll interact with Applejack, Rarity, and Fluttershy more regularly.

>>30240914
girls don't produce semen

>>30240912
She's considerate, not a victim.

>>30240914

>>30240753
"Such a beautiful night, right Twilight"

"Y-yeah, Princess, your night is quite beautiful."

"Sometimes I wish it didn't have to end."

"..."

>>30240912
Have you got the rest of that list?

>>30240914
:D

>>30240912
Gah, fuck you for making me even think about that.

Sad pony is saddest pony.

>>30240924
no! fuck off, i-
ARGH, i JUST stopped listening to the real folk blues, call me call me, adieu and blue at the same time, why are you doing this to me?

Fuck it. i'm gettin sauced and palyin GT5.

anyone wanna join me?

>>30240797

She's better equipped for that than playing handegg.

>>30240598
>>30240616

How about the wedding pic Jr. did?

>>30240939
What are you talking about, the last girl I talked to said I could suck her dick and she was a woman so that proves you wrong right there.

>>30240938
Or Pinkie just happens to tag-along with anybody nearby

she must hate being alone.

>>30240791
That gif would be funny but the nyan cat just ruins it.

>>30240946
Shuuuuut uuuuuup

>>30240924
this needs a one-off comic strip

>>30240952
What about Doctor Whooves and Big Mac?

If you say pears, I'll going to fucking choke you through the internet.

>>30240914
Fluttershy: honey and strawberries
Applejack: whiskey
Pinkie Pie: cotton candy
Rarity: regular semen
Twilight: grape drank
Rainbow Dash: vaginal fluid

>>30240948
It was a Pinkie Wife discussion mainly. not much was discussed about the others.

>>30240952
>Vodka
Vinyl Scratch is now the character of my heart.

>>30240939
Well what are they good for then?

>>30240917
>I believe I've had this discussion several times before.

Yup, you have:
http://arch.413chan.net/co29263013.html#29263154
And I love when you discuss this particular topic, more so when other people start participating in the discussion. It's... an enjoyable topic, I guess.

>>30240917
Once, publicly, at the least.

People now tell me that she is "odd" in the story because this was all before Party of One, which really humanized her (ponyized?). When I wrote Pinkie in that story, I was amused a great deal with the idea of her being a benevolent trickster god's avatar, so I can see why she came off weird post season 1.

Though I've dabbled mentally with other ideas involving Pinkie as more just another pony, I've never gotten around to actually writing them

>>30240997
Maybe it's a little of everything.

>>30241031
sandwiches and blowjobs

>>30240946
>RD swoops in, ranting about how Luna is still evil.
>Takes everything out of context.
>Luna stutters and stumbles over her words.
>Dash takes this as an attempt to cover up for something.

>>30240912
She's pinkie. To make others happy she'll bend physics. You can beat her all you want, but as soon as you turn around, she's happy, smiling, completely unbruised, and baking you some cookies, and there's nothing you can do about it.

>>30241069
>Dash is stupid and inconsiderate as always

>>30241089
Just like my wife.

New slugbox, for the people who like that kind of thing

http://fim.413chan.net/art/src/131767635218-NMMsmall.png

So I decided to try something new last night, like Harlem Renaissance meets ponies. How's it look?

>>30241069
I can totally see that happening too with Dashs attitude

I bet Twilight is going to be tripping over herself when it comes to dealing with her. Bowing and all that nonsense.

If anything its Twilight who's going to have the weirdest time talking to her since she 'defeated' her.

>>30241103
Well it just wouldn't be rainbow dash any other way.

>>30240946

Whoever drew this, I freaking love their style

>>30241103
>And that's why she is my favorite pony

>>30241109
>Italian Renaissance
>Leonardo Davinci

>Harlem Renaissance
>Globetrotters

>>30241066
>Women
>Good for sandwiches
>Order chicken sandwich with no mayo at wendys
>Fucking mayo
>Send it back
>Still mayo
>this happend 3 times

>GIrl tries to give me blowjob
>Know she's a spy trying to implant tracking stalk in my penis that she keeps in a hidden mollar compartment
>Start talking about babylon 5 and star trek
>She's interested
>New plan, start talking about something other than her
>Crisis averted

>>30241103
That's our Dashie. The flies before she thinks - and she never stops flying.

>>30241130
if you can't count on dash to betray you, who can you count on?

>>30241069
>>30241103
>>30241123
>Luna runs off
>Twilight scolds Rainbow Dash
>Goes to look for Luna, who disappeared during the argument
>Finds her in the ruins, looking at the last bits of her armor as Nightmare Moon

>>30241150
Jesus Christ those thighs

>>30241005
>whiskey semen
God, would a blowjob be uncomfortable. I'd totally empathize with women who gag on it. Imagine the burn. Or the money shot? What if it got in the eyes?

>>30241069
in before a gag about the scary trees
>You know, I don't think this tree looks spooky enough
>What are you gonna do Luna, put a scary face on it?
>nah that's stupid, who'd do somethign liek that, that'd never be scary enough

>>30241045
Oh, huh, I remember that thread! I knew I'd put it better somewhere elsewhere, but I couldn't for the life of me remember when it was. I wanted to just copy-paste all that, haha, would have made a lot more sense than all this stream-of-consciousness stuff I just posted, but if you enjoy it, and I enjoy it, I guess that made all this enthusiasm on my part worthwhile.
I think part of the reason it's such a fun thing to discuss is because we all have these ingrained perceptions of the characters as they apply to us, through the veil of our own interpretations of the show, made up of our life experiences, thoughts, personalities, and even factors like who was with us at the time we first saw it. That way we get all these fractal thoughts that come together to form beautiful, albeit clashing, patterns, and they really help us flesh out and develop our understanding of the show. In turn that helps us enjoy it. At least, that's the way I feel.

>>30241052
Oh, any particular story? Would you mind linking for the future so I can check it out? And you should definitely consider writing more Pinkie, man. The world needs more Pinkie, the way I see it!

>>30241108
thank you for sharing

whelp, so much for not fapping today

Quick question: When do episodes start up again proper?

>>30241150
Good job, I would've done the same thing.
Except the topic would be ponies.

I imagine my life with Fluttershy would be simple, old-fashioned.

We'd woke early, do chores around the cottage and then head out to our respective labors.

She'd take care of the animals, and I would take care of the plantation from which we'd get most supplies.

Then we'd head to town, to meet our friends.

Afterwards I would head to get whatever we'd need back at the cottage while I leave Fluttershy to spent the afternoon at the spa with Twilight and Rarity.

I would take everything back to the cottage and head back to the town to look for her.

Then we'd take a stroll through town and head back to the cottage, admiring the beautiful nights in Ponyville and the skirts of the Evertree Forest.

She would make all animals get back inside their corrals.

We'd get inside, eat, and I would ask her to dance with me all nights.

Then we'd get a good night sleep.

We may do stuff in bed, if she wants or feels like it.

>>30241195
12 days

>>30241190
It's an ensemble story. Pinkie has a part, important, just just one. Here it is:
http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/02/story-ponies-discover-co-compiled.html

I haven't written more Pinkie (despite loving the character) because right now, my time is getting sunk into Paradise.

Oh, and a comic.

>>30240988
up. it's on ponibooru

>>30241108
Is there not a kinky vagoo version yet? Or does it not exist?

>>30241195
The fifteenth

Theres a 2 week break after each new episode though

>>30241138
the artist, according to e621 (sorry, it's where I found it) is called xxmioxx...there's a couple of others...one sec...I'll post them

>>30241190
Character and world discussion is why I stick around these threads. Especially character. I like feeling like I understand them better, since I want to study how Lauren has made them all so likeable.

>>30241221

>>30240857

She is definitely taller than normal ponies but still way shorter than Celestia

>>30241252
Dunno.

He says he's going to work on a commission next, then the Spa Twins.

>>30241221

Maybe if you're lucky she'll teach you how to keep your tenses straight.

>>30241190
As probably creepy as it looks to outsiders, I think ponywife discussions have a lot of the same merit shipping discussions do - they offer others' viewpoints on how a character would work in a situation completely alien to the show, which can offer a lot of insight into how they really see the character - because they can't just stitch events in the show together in a new sequence, people really have to think about how that personality might actually react, and that can produce some very interesting ideas.

>>30240857
Look for the Apple chart comparison.

>>30241235
Oh, Ponies Discover /co/! I've read that. I'd be shocked if any fanfiction enthusiasts here hadn't, actually. I liked Pinkie in that! I don't think I saw any problems with it, but I'll have to give it a re-read in future.
Ah, I see! Then no worries, then. If you'll excuse the tautology, first things come first, I guess!

>>30241267
For me it's a wide variety of reasons to stay on and enjoy these threads, but that's definitely a big part of it. Getting to hear and understand other people's interpretations of the characters I've come to know and love not only broadens my own, but gives me valuable insight into the way they think. It's as much a sociological thing as it is a fun, interesting thing, you know?

Rainbow Dash playing baseball, by Rose, now colored!

How does it look?

>>30241260
And the last one listed there...I've been too lazy to look for another page

>>30241089
One day though, you decide not to let her out of your sights. You bind her up, keeping your eyes on her at all times, punching and kicking her twitching body as she keeps smiling. Cracking noices emanate from the area around her ribs, and she coughs up blood, gritting her bloody teeth. She keeps smiling.
You grab the baseball bat within your reach as you pummel her face into a bloody mess.

She keeps smiling.
You continue the pummeling, this time aiming for her stomach. The strong blow triggers her guts, and she gargles up vomit. She keeps smiling.

You keep it up for a while longer to see if she finally stops fucking smiling, but she doesn't. You strike the hardest blow you can muster against her chin, and she's out cold.

She was still smiling.

>>30241202
>Women not interested in ponies
Let me tell you about my ex. She had a horse. Fucker costs 3K+ a month to house, the thing was like, 18 grand, and the lessons were well over a grand a month. Her father worked at lubrizol, as a high up, and lived in a little pittance of a house.

Women love horses as they are bigger money pits than cars and boats combined. they are almost as costly as airplanes, which women don't like as they're not cute, nor are they simple.

so what ARE women good for? Sales. Women can sell condoms to a cathloic. Women can sell ice to an eskimo, and ketchup popsicles to a man in a white suit, How? showing a little boob. Women don't need to show boob to sell to other women, when spending, they don't know what the fuck so they'll buy dick balm regardless. they don't give a fuck, as long as it's in a cute package. this is how apple and chrysler stays in business.

tl;dr i'm frustrated at women takin my hours.

>>30241303
You are exceedingly lazy, Anon.
http://xxmioxx.deviantart.com/

>>30241146

I'm guessing that's a no then.

>>30241301
Se ve excelente, Dooks. Buen trabajo!

>>30241267
That's easy, she just copied the characters from all the harem animes.

>>30241301
I like it!
You really make this stuff come to life dude.

Someone post the pony corgi image quick

please

>>30241326
Didn't the harlem renaissance have a kind of look to it? Not exactly art nouveau, that's a little too early I think, but something similar? I'd try to copy that style.

>>30241358
i ain't got it. Sorry

>>30241307
Fuck yeah, this is a pony discussion I can get behind!

>>30241368

that's what I tried, guess I failed.

>>30241304
And then you turn around, and she's still baking the goddamn cookies. And they'll be the best fucking cookies you've ever tasted. And she won't complain, her smile won't falter, she won't purposefully screw up the recipe even just a little. Like it never happened.

>>30241369
Its alright, that one works too actually.

>green hair

Someone tell the berrypnuch guy to draw faster

Slowpoke here. Haven't really been keeping up recently. Saw this on faust's DA:
>in my last journal, I mentioned I might post the development sketches of a certain-someone you may have taken note of the Season 2 opener. Hope you find it interesting.

What is she referring to?

>>30241358

>>30241295
Definitely. It's a bit of a turn-off, I imagine, for people who aren't so heavily invested in the show as we are - is that the right term? I might be looking at it incorrectly, I don't know - but for those of us who are here and involved we see things and learn things that would be simply impossible to grasp in another forum for discussion. I think it's one of the beauties of the internet, and this place in particular, that we can engage so effectively with each other to formulate things so intricate and deep as "fanon" interpretations while simultaneously creating our own personal understandings at the same time, and building some sort of makeshift community around that. There's a strangeness to it that helps us understand exactly what the value of the show is - it's in the strength of its writing and the versatility of its characters as much as it is in the beautiful aesthetics and fantastic sounds.

>>30241301
Looks great, man! I'll probably prefer the gray-shirt version, but you did a great colour job, as always.

>>30241378

Don't think of it as an instance of failing, think of it as another note in the orchestra of failure that is your life.

>>30241300
I am quite glad to hear that! Ponies Discover /Co/ was fun as heck to write, and surprised me with it's reception. Lately, I've heard a little more criticism over it, but for the most part, it's loved. Sometimes, I wonder if it just being old limited it's exposure to fans, though, so I don't know who it has reached. After all, it just has about 150 ratings on EqD. . .

On the other hand, I don't think I've yet checked the document and seen no one reading it. Consistantly, since posting, it's had between 2 and 8. I still don't quite follow how it has only 150 stars. . .

Don't mind me talking a lot about the stories. I got Pinkie Pie speed talking when it comes to fiction, especially my own. Just want to talk about my thought process, what was received, etc, etc. Ha, ha! Had to reel back my own blah-blahing over it all the time.
>For me it's a wide variety of reasons to stay on and enjoy these threads, but that's definitely a big part of it. Getting to hear and understand other people's interpretations of the characters I've come to know and love not only broadens my own, but gives me valuable insight into the way they think. It's as much a sociological thing as it is a fun, interesting thing, you know?
Certainly! I think my drawing to fiction in general is that it's, at the heart, the study of people applied. Then, in discussing the applied-people topics, we then get to understand human nature even closer.

>>30241388
Gotcha.

Skoon if you're here draw faster.

>>30241326
I like it.

>>30241304
BUT WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU DO THAT?

>>30240114
Twilight would probably fit me the best, if I think about it.


She'd help push me into doing stuff and not being too lazy and I'd help her chill the fuck out when she gets all neurotic. We're both indoorsy introverted types that prefer to huddle up with a nice book/computer/whatever as well.

Pinkie's too party-loving for me, Rarity's nice but high-maintenance, Fluttershy's a LITTLE too dependent, but honestly she's a close second to Twilight. AJ and RD are too athletic and outdoorsy for my taste.

>>30241340
Gracias! Intente hacer un fondo, pero creo que falle.

>>30241353
Haha, thank you cosmo!

>>30241399
I can make it gray if you want, gotta love layers, hold on.

>>30241252
If there is, it'll be on his HF.

>>30241260

Oh its th esame guy that drew that one? Awesome, much appreciated

>>30241395
Thanks

>>30241429
Es un buen fondo. Cumple con el trabajo, haha.

>>30241395

>>30241412
I think Ponies Discover /co/ was the first ponyfic I read and it is still one of my absolute favourites.

>>30241418
She was still smiling.

>>30241440
>drunk
>losing her mind

>>30241304
>>30241381
...It's a good thing I don't have a gore fetish, or I might have to switch waifus.

>>30241405

I agree with this guy, why don't you just stop trying?

FacelessJr, if you're out there and reading this, I just want to say something to you...

...Thank you.
You truly are the best of us!

>>30240114
I'll take Pinkie. I like weird.

This is why Dash isn't allowed on the internet anymore.

>>30241473
>Rarity not a poodle

>>30241477
SHE'S HIDING HER >feelings, YOU FOOL.

No, really, just because she's going to keep a smile on her face no matter what, you shouldn't do things like that to her... I am sad now.

>>30241412
I'm glad to hear you enjoyed writing it, man! That gives me hope for more of your writing in the future. I still haven't gotten around to reading Paradise, which I apologise for, I feel terrible about it, but one thing I particularly enjoyed about PD/CO/ (if you'll allow the abbreviation) was the way it captured the spirit of the show while turning it on its head with relevant, meaningful meta-humour. You hit the nail on the head with that one, what more can I say? Don't worry too much about the ratings system, it ultimately doesn't matter in the face of anecdotal comments anyway. Just assume it's reached some people and be happy with that, you know? You've got great skill and people love your work, that much is obvious!

Feel free to talk as much as you like about stories to me, man, I'm always happy to listen even if it seems pointless or silly. The processes behind the formulation of a piece can be just as important as the piece itself, perhaps even more so, and I'm as much a follower of extradiegetics as I am of intradiegetics. It's all valuable to literature!
The study of people applied, that's a nice way to put it. Literature allows for so much, whether it be the expression of emotion or the consideration of the human spirit, and an infinite number of other things running the entire gamut in between. It's really wonderful to have opportunity to just sit back and think about it on a more relaxed, introspective level, you know? Lets you really get into the mindsets of things besides yourself, and build a greater understanding of the world around you, even through fiction.

>>30241529

>poodle
>not a cockapoo

>>30241510
>That signature.
Gets me every time.

>>30241524
>you almost did something similar
Glad you didn't rocket. At least she's safe under the blanket

Right?

>>30241475
Thanks! It means a lot to me. The fic was highly experimental, I was trying several things I had never had before, like comedy in the written word, a simplistic, omniscient narrative style, a shorter length story . . .

The fact it went all went over as well as it did always blows my mind. Especially the comedy part, as I have a great respect for real comedians who work hard on their craft.

>>30241510
>FacelessJr
>something inordinately cute and wonderful

my head hurts

>>30241549
She doesn't understand why nothing she does makes you happy. So she tries harder. But she knows.

The only thing that makes you happier is hitting her.

And if you're happy, she's happy.

>>30241369
PUSHEEN!

QUIT USING MY PAINT!

>>30241567

I just had the weirdest deja-vu when I saw your post

>>30241555
I'll never pass up an invitation to talk more about it!

But I'll have to next thread. I'm already late for dinner.

>>30241577
You missed the nigger faggot

Does this work, Terse?

>>30241510
"ow. ow. ow ow Ow ow ow. Lyra your horn is stuck in my hair. Don't p- ow! ow ow ow! No, wait, the other way... ow!"

>>30239895
What the fuck guys?
I saw this and I was sure that most of you would pick the human waifu because the remote menu is in spanish.

But in reality you'd all rather have a PONY waifu? What the fuck? I usually lurk, but I didn't actually imagine you guys WERE pony fuckers. Wow. What a terrible fan community.

>>30241567
I did. But then I didn't.

And now I have to keep it (for the most part) in-character.

>>30241592
>having some weird deja-vu
This happens to me too in these threads before, this can't be the only time this has happened

Right?

>>30241510

yeah, he's pretty cool
I hope we can go on more adventures in the future

>>30241638
Oh neat, someone saved it.

>>30241585
>The only thing that makes you happier is hitting her.

Oh, hey, you're confusing me with someone else. I'd never do something like that to any of the ponies, especially Pinkie Pie.

I will not participate in this discussion anymore.

>>30241510
WAIT UNTIL THE GOVERNOR HEARS ABOUT THIS

GUYS I NEED CRITS
NO I'M NOT FINISHED

Also, not sure if slowpoking, but Pinkie's body and Fluttershy's Hair have the exact same color values.

>>30241594
Bon appetit, man! Enjoy your meal, see you later, take care and all that jazz!

>>30241596
But how could I miss the best part? I absolutely adore the guy's beautiful cursive calligraphy. It's the best signature I've ever seen hands down.

>>30241604
It's fantastic, man, thanks a bunch!

>>30241658
Children are annoying fuckers anyways.

>>30241646

technically I dug it out of the archive, but now I've saved it!

>>30241652
Not a "You" you, but projected person for the discussion.

durr.

>>30241658

>>30241671
wait! upon further inspection, they are off by the slightest bit in the hue department

>>30241671
But still REALLY close

Which is all the funnier when stuff like this happens.

>>30241692
Case in point.

>I will not participate in this discussion anymore.

>>30241510
that is such a wonderful picture

>>30241659
Critique?

Hmm, the pic is too cute, you're going to kill me.

Looks awesome so far, man!

>>30241658
Fuck the children...
err, figuratively speaking.

>>30241618
I thought they were talking about humanized version the whole time?

>What a terrible fan community.
Now that I can agree with. You discovered this when?

>>30241510

>>30241671
Pinkie's hair is the same colour as Twilight's stripe
AJ's hair is the same colour as Dash's yellow

>>30241510
why is twilight there

did lyra and bon bon never tie the knot until after she grew up

i guess that must be it