assholes

>>30236636
Hello there

Sweetie Belle is actually very smart and not a retard. Discuss.

>>30236636
Donkey plots?

HALT!

PARTY TIME!

>>30236341
>>30236341
Damn.
Oh well..

>>30236657
>sweetie belle is retarded
>shitty belle
>trollestia
>any luna fanon

>believing fanon shit

Those are the true retards.

>>30236661
Jack-ass?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6CLlmUggWQ

Requesting all Lovecraft pony pictures. One in specific has the Smooze as a Lovecraftian horror. I'm looking for that one, but others are fine too.

>>30236657
She is the most level headed of the CMC, actually. Maybe her attention span is short, but she never struck me as full blown derp like her fanon is now.

Whenever I see that, I just think of her reigning in her friends with the "Your cutie marks aren't arguing! What would that even look like?"

>>30236684
I wish colgate were MY dentist
my real dentist is sort of a bitch, and I don't even want to hug her

>>30236680
>believing fanon shit
>believing canon shit

You do know that the ponies aren't real, right?

hey

guys

listen

bros

what if

Discord wasn't the best villain we are gonna see in MLP

>>30236684
Her name is Aquafresh. Get it right.

on second thought, let's reword that a bit.
colgate is a beautiful pony. discuss the value of her aesthetic in defining her character.

>>30236705
Duh, because the best villain is Celestia

>>30236701
>lol believing any shit I am so witty ecksdee
You do know that posting on a cartoon board makes you a pathetic neckbeard?

>>30236707
Can we at least space it so it isn't a brand name and more like a pony name? Aqua Fresh

>>30236734
Fuck, I'm screwed. Better throw out that razor.

>>30236700
i don't even know if colgate is a dentist! her cutie mark doesn't even seem very dentistry-related. maybe your dentist is a bitch, but at least she doesn't dig around in your mouth with a blowtorch and a rusty screwdriver, right?

>>30236707
colgate, total, aquafresh, romana, blue pony, whichever is most appropriate to the moment. i personally quite like romana, but colgate seems to be the most popular. similarly to screwball being screwball or derpy being derpy.

>>30236677
I might still finish it

>>30236737
That is acceptable.

>>30236705
you mean that there's a demon lord that threaten to have all the non ponies to wage war against the Ponies?

>>30236752

finish it

>>30236705
Of course Discord isn't best villain, Discord is best villain, silly.

>>30236762
I'm not actually a big fan of this mythology

>>30236714

I'm having a shitty day

Can we post a little Fluttershy?

>>30236711
Sounds fun. I'm sure this will be a great thread, full of content for us to sink our teeth into

>that feel when the last thread wasn't marked and will disappear in the sands of time

>>30236795

>>30236711
But, anon. She's just a background Pony. She has no, nor will she ever have any, character.

>>30236795
of course! many of us love fluttershy here!

>>30236799
now don't you start that again!

>>30236795

here, have a small fluttershy

>>30236806
>fluttershy
But Twilight is cuter...

Only for you anon

>>30236801
It was mostly dental puns anyways.

Never look back, keep this wagon rolling.

>>30236822
true. nonetheless we can give her a character. there's nothing particularly wrong with a little creative license, is there? and how would her looks play into that character?

>>30236799
Ooh, I could really eat that sort of thread up!

Colgate is best dental hygiened pony.

>>30236711
>colgate
I guess I'm the only one who calls her Romana

>>30236836
I... I don't get it. Is it a reference to something besides The Princess Bride?

>>30236822

but that's what makes background ponies the best ponies.

we get to invent personalities based on animation errors and made up bullshit, only for them to be crushed later on.

>>30236878
i prefer romana, but colgate is the generally accepted term. it's easier to say colgate and have most understand and agree than say romana and incite argument and confusion.
although clearly this hasn't worked.

>>30236892
>Tim
Bitch please.
Rob is the best

Colgate is the cleanest pony

current coloring progress

where should the light source come from?

>>30236907
THERE NEEDS TO BE AN EPISODE ABOUT FLUTTERSHY HAVING RAINBOW DASH'S HAIRSTYLE

Thank you

>>30236975
you're welcome

>>30236975
Your welcome.

>>30236948
your ass

MLP= Major League pedophiles

>>30236992
I guess I should rephrase that, what direction should the light come from

>>30236845
>Character's looks defining personality
A.K.A. Judging a book by its cover. It really doesn't work that way. I mean if you took a picture of one of the Mane 6 in a neutral pose like that with no previous conceptions of the character or their name, you wouldn't be able to glean that Twilight is an eager to learn bookworm, or Rainbow Dash is competitive and Athletic, or Pinkie Pie is lolrandom. The closest you could get would be in Applejack's case, since she wears a cowboy hat.

>>30236948

nowhere.

kill all the lights

>>30236948
Below for maximum scary-face

>>30236948
from below all spooky-like

>>30237001
Multicultural Leadership Program

>>30237007
no no no, I literally want you to draw your ass with a flashlight sticking out of it

>>30237023
>judging a book by it's cover

God dammit guys there was even an episode about this.

Which one /co/lts?

>>30236892
He's right, the best thing about having characters with... no character is exatctly that. Because now they're open for interpretation. The fandom has the ability to give them backstories and characteristics, little flaws and obsessions and such. Granted, not always for the best but still...

>implying Jesse isn't the best and most underrated human

>>30237063
Become a pony.

What's the point of a watch that can stop time if physics still applies? You'd be incinerated by air friction if you tried to move.

>>30237063

inb4 clockstoppers

>>30237063
Stopwatch. I like meat too much to forcibly become a vegetarian.

>>30237063
Hmm...would I still be a human?
If so I'll take the watch.

>>30237077
I hope having that watch isn't as terrible as that movie

>>30237063
"It's Not Fair! It's Just Not Fair! There Was Time Now!"

Pony please.

>>30237063
...
none.
A pony is fine and dandy but I want to meet them.
And the watch is good for a few jokes but the passing of time will still apply to me and I am not a genius to use it to do something important.

>>30236749
True, but she also didn't tell anybody important that I needed a small amount of dental work done, so now I need a brace for years

at very least, colgate would be able to walk me through brushing my teeth

>>30237090
moment of stupidity..disregard.
meant what type of pony but I seem to be unable to run without seven cups of coffee

I was reading that tragic story where Spike masturbates to Rarity, there's a part where he was imagining himself kicking in the door to the slumber party. Imagining Spike kicking in a door made me laugh out loud

>>30236661
really really want

>>30237063
Magic Stopwatch.

Always Magic Stopwatch. Ponies can eat a dick.

>>30237092

>clockstoppers
>terrible

>>30237063
MAGIC STOPWATCH

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zyfociG1DHY

captcha: toliddi libraries

>>30237023
true. i appreciate what you're saying, and i'm not saying it's the right thing to do to another person or even to a cartoon character. nonetheless it was really just a suggestion - there was no imperative there that said "her character has to be defined by her looks", but there's potential that it could be. my question was simply that if her looks did have some bearing on her character, what sort of bearing would it be?
for instance, pinkie's colouring could be construed as passionate or energetic, which plays into her later character, and the definite desaturation and monochromatic design during party of one and/or return of harmony is a symbolic way of showing how her character is affected by that. why can't we extrapolate a little bit purely on a hypothetical basis?

>>30237063
With technology today I bet you couldn't get away with larceny even with a magic stopwatch. They'd be able to track you down no matter what. So what's the point? Option A is better.

>>30237063
Become a pony and go to Equestria.

I'M FED UP WITH THIS WORLD

>>30237063
do I live forever as a pony?

>>30237063
The laws of physics still applying means you would die by going an infinite speed if you tried to love.

So that's fairly pointless of an option. And I don't think I'd want to be a pony, so I pick neither.

>>30237116
well, yeah, i can see why you'd hate her for that. still, it might just have been oversight, my dentist said i didn't need braces for years but the first time i saw a different dentist they immediately recommended me for them. some people are just silly.

colgate has hooves and a horn, man. how exactly would she be able to do that? wouldn't her jaw and teeth be different too? it just wouldn't work unless you were a pony. were you a pony i'd be entirely supportive.

>>30237159
Of course not, then it would be highly likely that you would meet the main cast.
In fact you're teleported in the middle of ponyville and before you can even blink you're dead.
TAKE THE STOPWATCH.

>>30237175
love? How did that get there? Move.

>>30237153
>mfw I use my new magic stopwatch and stop anybody from completing option number A.

>>30237063
Pony, obviously. Why have one magic power when I can go into a world with hundreds?

>>30237063

>all physics laws still apply

cool, so i could stop time and be unable to move, think or even realize that i stopped time.

ill take the pony option.

>>30236826
loli fluttershy is worst fluttershy.

angry fluttershy is best flutteshy.

so that whole thing about me apparently hating contribution

when was that a thing?
what started that?
i love glorious drawfriend and writefriend cock. all day. deep down my throat

>>30237190
>mfw you can't because it would've already happened

So uuuh... Here's some Rule 34 of L-Chan's ponysona.

However, there is no 34 of Lauren getting fucked by her ponysona wearing a strap-on. Anyone up for the challenge?

>>30237198
I think the person didn't mean literally the same laws of physics, just that you could stop time and still move around normally and move shit and rape and all that

Poh-knees.

>>30237226
cool pic/lik bro

>>30237063
Pony, duh.

>>30237188
>>30237175
If the watch is not feasible, why wouldn't you want to be a pony?

Is being human really all that good?

>>30237232
Raping somebody in a timestop would be awful. It wouldn't feel natural, and when you restored time their ass would explode due to the incredible amount of energy required to move something a significant distance near instantly

>>30237221
>implying I don't turn back the watch to where you haven't done it yet and stop you niggas then

>>30237063
the fucking stopwatch, what's the point of being a pony if you can't even meet the mane cast

>>30237025
>>30237033
thanks for the suggestions

>>30237049
well fine jeez, i

>>30237209
it's basically just a meme at this point, and those don't need to be based in reality

Let the bat topic begin.

>>30237279
>implying you couldn't find pony companionship from a background character, or entirely new nice pony

you can still read about the main cast's exploits on the news

>>30237275
>implying you can time-travel

>>30237261
Yeah? I like my life, and my fingers.

>>30237297
shut up, batfag

>>30237261
Yes, because if it wasn't for humans, there would be no ponies, for they would have no creator.

Pic related, it's Lauren Faust.

>>30237297
>>30237315
ohboyherewego

>>30237175
>tried to love

too deep. too deep.

>>30237297
Pinkie thread it is

>>30237305
well, supposing that a stopwatch was able to stop time when you ... stop it, I don't think it's so far fetched to assume it can reverse time when you reverse it.

>>30237313
wouldn't you prefer a nice set of wings, or a horn, to go alongside your new life being entirely content doing a job you were born to do and are the best in your field at, among other such happy people?

>>30237305
of course I can, it's a magic goddamn stopwatch

>>30237262
What if you froze time while someone was talking and then came in their mouth. Then when time started again they'd just randomly just coughing up cum.

>>30237313
>fingers
>2011

Ha ha, get a load of this guy!

Ok everyone three days ago I posted asking about whether or not I should watch this show and if so what episodes were the best to get into... Well I watched dragonshy like you suggested and at first I was embarrassed watching it, then once it was over I thought it was okay. Now three days later it's been gnawing at me to watch another episode

>>30237331
i love that fucking picture for some reason
i get a boner for indigenous art styles of various far flung countries,

>>30237331
Ok, I love Pinkie

>>30237315
Fuck you nigger,

>>30237346
well then that just raises more questions, when does the cum stop? If you sneeze, do you create a small wall of disgusting goo immediately outside your face?

>>30237298
but imagine this, the background ponies have completely different personalities than we have interpreted. and on top of that, what if we can't understand them?

>>30237313
>everyone is more perfect than humans
>no fighting
>no hatred
>magical wonders
>stable life
>horn/wings

Give in Leth, give in.

>>30237313
Well horns are better...
But yeah I agree with you I would like to remain human.
Unless ponies have internet and video games
Then I could be an autistic casual hipster there too.

>>30237342
no that sounds awful. if my life had to revolve around doing one thing forever, I couldn't wait for death to come fast enough. especially in a society where there is no sex and everyone is equal, like that futurama episode

>>30237361
because books are still a more respected art form than cartoons

>>30237354
watch Bridle Gossip then

>>30237176
Still. There's nothing really eye-grabbing about Colgate's design besides her two-toned hair, and other background ponies have that. Bon-Bon for example. And basing even part of her character on the idea that her hair looks like a lick of toothpaste is silly. Hell, even her Cutie Mark doesn't help much, since other background ponies have been seen with an Hourglass mark. (See:Doctor Whoof)
That said, fanon should need to get more creative when discussing background pony personality because there's rarely anything special to background ponies. Who's to say Colgate can't be a loose cannon cop who doesn't play by the rules?

>>30237331

So am I the only one that thinks there was an intentional polar opposites thing with the main cast regarding their similar-race counterpart?

Twilight- antisocial, awkward, somewhat panicky
Rarity- cool, collected socialite

Dash- loud, boisterous, rash, loves flying
Fluttershy- quiet, gentle, prefers being on the ground

Pinkie- spontaneous, acts on instinct
AJ- level-headed, often the group's only "straight man"

>Play Starcraft 2 for hours on end, laddering my ass off for Grand Master despite it being nearly impossible to get into this late in the season

>On a losing streak against Protoss(PROTOSS)

>MAD

>Cool down with /co/'s MLP General

Feels pretty fucking sweet. Also fuck me, Faceless.

>>30237343
>>30237333
Oh alright then
I pick the stopwatch then I go back in time and pick "go to Equestria" bam I am now a pony with a magic stopwatch in equestria #swag #winning #canttouchthis

>>30237354

start at the first episode.

like a normal person.

>>30237372
>no hatred
>no fighting
BAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

>>30237371
Then you find some new friends, and eventually learn their language. You're smart, they're smart, you'll get it eventually

>>30237361
>pic
lol'd

alright guys, I updated the colour thing you guys use

didn't do much, just an update to Caramel's and Mr.Cake's eye colours

>>30237342
Eh. I would miss technology too much.

>>30237360
Right? I'm trying to find something that looks like it was a Sumi-e painting.

>>30237396
i stop your stopwatch with my stopwatch

>>30237384
It only revolves around it if you want it to. If you don't, do something else, nobody's forcing you. And there is sex, once you find the mare or stallion of your dreams and marry them.

>>30237406
What if ponies had technology like us?
Come on >>30237377 has already joined us.

>>30237384
>if my life had to revolve around doing one thing forever

Welcome to working, dude.

>>30237392
Someone post a slowpoke for me.

>>30237396
>implyin your pony hooves can work a stopwatch

>>30237429
You can change careers, you can't change cutie marks

>>30237392
Nope but that's because I'm a faggot and read Tvtropes.

Fuck the community though.

problem with pony land;
total technological and societal stagnation
they've been almost unchanged for a millenia.

hell fucking no, i wanna go to space niggah

>>30237406
but it can be flat out replaced by magic
I'm sure they even have a computer analogue for you to exist in, you don't need to take physical form if you don't want!

>>30237372
eww, I don't want to be a furry. no thanks

Which Pony would become a Lich?

>>30237446
You can go to space, ask Luna about it

>>30237384
but it's the thing your best at and enjoy doing. that's like, the dream job. and I don't think they even have taxes in equestria, since the ruler is a god and all the money is more of a formality
what the fuck is wrong with you

>>30237446
You can always ask celestia to send you to space

>>30237393
I cannot into Starcraft. Tried it before, got to Silver after placement matches then stopped playing.

>>30237406
I bet ponies don't even have pony shrugs. What kind of a life is that?

>>30237446
but not to the moon like luna, like actual fucking space exploration and shit

>>30237442
You don't want to, that's the point. You choose your mark, subconciously, it doesn't choose you.

>>30237406

ponies have technology.

just, not in the hick-town of ponyville.

i mean, applejack has a car.

>>30237298
>implying you couldn't find pony companionship from a background character, or entirely new nice pony
>implying if you are a fat foreveralone loser human you wouldn't be a fat foreveralone loser pony

>>30237446
wish granted

>>30237063
If I freeze time with the stopwatch. Do I still age whilst time is frozen?

>>30237446
>societal and technological stagnation
Dude they went from a few fences and a house to fucking huge industrial age cities in 1000 years.

>>30237459
Truly an awful fate for anyone.

>>30237450
>filename
oh god

>>30237439
>implying there's not a 33.33333333333% change I become a unicorn

>>30237450
That's real fucking Nito

Do ponies know of their ancestors?

>>30237476
>implying there is
WE DONT EVEN KNOW HOW PONY GENETICS WORK

I was watching Nickelodeon today and I saw the Princess Celestia doll commercial during almost every break. It is intense when that commercial comes on when you are in the room with someone else.

>>30237471
[citation needed]

>>30237455
Variety is the spice of life. Unless you are the favored student of the GodQueen, there's nothing to look forward to.

>>30237495
sfhsshsffasasagsfa I GO BACK AND FORTH IN TIME UNTIL I BECOME A UNICORN JESUS DICXK FUCK

>>30237464
Everything else is predestined, why not love? Do you think Carrot Cake and Cup Cake had their first names by chance?

posting pony art.

pinkie pie would make best pony friend.

>>30237431
BAM 10 seconds flat

>>30237503

I AM A PRINCESS, ARE YOU A PRINCESS TOO?

>>30237464
but, I'm a skinny sorta alone loser

so, i might make one or two

but no, I'd keep a stopwatch and just fuck around with people, like turn off their computers while they aren't looking, just dick around and shit

>>30237450
TS.

What happened to the Flutterlich fic, btw?

>>30237508
>17 new ponies emerge from the everfree forest
>all look exactly the same, save for wings/horn or the lack thereof

>>30237504
>intro
>ponies sleep on the ground
>cutie mark chronicles
>Manehattan

So am I the only one who would introduce a ton of human technological ideas to the Equestrian populace, thus spurring a new age of magic-fueled technology?

Though it would be kind of difficult as I'm not a professor or anything. Mostly just base concepts on how things work. "Uhh...steam engines? There's a boiler and a furnace...and the furnace boils the water in the boiler to make steam which...somehow powers the engine. Yeah, something like that."

Magic would probably help a ton in solving such gaps in precise knowledge.

>>30237504
You look forward to things that aren't your job. Friends, lovers, events and places to see. Even within your job, you can perfect your art, work out new ways, leave a legacy behind.

>>30237503
yes, especially if that friend is one of those "I'm a manly man so I do manly things" kind of guy

>>30237503
I know it can be difficult to hide your erection from others.

>>30237450
Either Luna, Phylactery is the moon
Twilight, Phylactery is the element of magic
Rarity, Phylactery is one of her dress horses (gem would be too obvious)
Celestia, phylactery would be Twilight's horn

>>30237494
>implying Ponies evolved
You best not being saying that kinda shit in Apple Country.

>>30237063
Can the stopwatch restart time too?

>>30237519
Thanks. In return have this.

>>30237530
>They fight to the death until one true pony remains

>>30237555
>baby bat
OH THAT'S SO FUCKING CUTE
That's it bats are in my top 5 animals list

>>30237508
how can you go back in time if you can't work your watch

>>30237536
Which is kind of funny when you take into account we are grown ass men smoking pot and watching spongebob.

>>30237568
wait, old spongebob or new spongebob?

>>30237565
I use my sexy underage pony tongue

>>30237063
more rules, want to change your answer now? Remember, is a MAGIC stopwatch, kinda works like Bernard's

>>30237547
Fuck you my purpose in life is to educate those uncultured fucktards.

>>30237579
but how do you get it up to your mouth

>>30237579
Detective Elliot would like to speak to you.

>>30237579
>pony struggling to use a watch with it's tongue
hmm, that sounds EROTIC

>>30237389
i think it's mostly the choice of colouring. there are lots of ponies with similar designs, sure, but those colours are eye-grabbing and seldom seen - that's why she has such a distinctive name and identification among her admittedly few fans. the way i see it, there are sillier foundations for defining a character - why not latch on to the most outlandish things for the occasional fanon? no one else has to agree with it or even like it, you know? i'm not denying that fanon should be more creative, or that she can't be a reckless renegade lawpony with a taste for the Equestrian underbelly. simply that it's perfectly okay for her also to make timepieces, work as an accountant in a gigantic corporation, or advertise toothpaste. even dentistry is okay.
people are entitled to their interpretations, you know? the question i asked was meant to get people discussing said interpretations, as we are now. whether it's right or wrong is ultimately an immeasurably stupid concept, because fanon can't be right or wrong. it's not fact. we're just sharing opinions, really.

>>30237593
What are the chances of being a Pegasus.

Because fuck your magic, flying is the ultimate in freedom.

>>30237593
bullshit no time travel. that shit's fucking there, so don't bullshit me

time traveling magic superwatch that makes me breffest

>>30237613
some drawfag do this

>>30237600
yeah yeah, what do you do next? what are you wearing?

>>30237618
Enjoy flying while I will not enjoy only flying but also magic

Face it Unicorns are superior
Also good luck with doors that require you to pull.

>>30237573
They were playing classics today. It doesn't much matter though, the new ones can be pretty funny when you're stoned. Mainly because of how graphic they are.

>That feel when you think it be but in actuallity it probably don't.
Let me attentionwhore for a second. I just need to put this out there.

I just came back from job hunting and found Toys r Us is hiring. But you have to apply online. SO I go walking around and an employee white nerdy looking guy ask was I'm looking for. I didn't want to look like a manchild so I said "just something for my little cousins birthday and I don't know what she likes." His first suggestion is My Little Pony Toys.

I kind of stop for a second and then tell him maybe but I'd probably come back when I had more money.

What do /co/

>>30237618
42.5%

>>30237593
>magic stopwatch
Reminds me of this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yCE7fhrUUDo

>>30237593
Watch:
>Still aging
>No time travel
Pony
>No hands
>Vegetarian
>Only 15% of Unicorn
>Don't meet Main cast
Looks like its the watch

>>30237600
I put it on the ground and push it around with my mouth until I get it right

in the dirt
I gets messy

>>30237647
>That feel when you think it be but in actuallity it probably don't

>>30237647
Ask him which one is the coolest.

If he doesn't answer Rainbow Dash, immediately abort.

>>30237637
Unicorns can't fly you dumb motherfucker

the only one that did was Rarity, but the spell wore off and it took too much magic to do ever again. you could fly for like, 5 hours, tops, and that's only if you have spell magic, not work magic that all unicorns have to abide by

>actually wanting to be a pony
What the hell you guys, why can't this just be a TV show you enjoy like any other rather than some crazy escapism thing.

>>30237647
Apply, get job, discount, share with /co/.

>>30237647
Why is the grammar and shit in this so bad? Why can I not english today?

>>30237647
Go to ponychan and get your back patted, some e-hugs and a peptalk to brony up and go buy some toys.

>>30237637
So your special talent is flight? Great, enjoy being basically a pegasus with a horn he can't do anything with, I'll be up here, enjoying the greater aerodynamic shape I have due to not having a stupid horn in the way

>>30237686
Everything is escapism.

Reading books? Escapism.
Playing video games? Escapism.

It's all escapism when you boil it down.

>>30237662
>vegetarian
Dude they are carnivores
They have canines
They had that sandwich in A bird in the hoof
Also Pinkies Hot Dog comment. But that's Pinkie and I don't trust anything she says.

>>30237678

>>30235483

Ponychan caps

I feel raped.

>>30237711
I was gonna post that but I couldn't find it.

>>30237593
Stopwatch, wouldn't take 85% chance of losing my manipulators.

Also, is it just me or have the generals turned less porn/shipping centric now that the ponyfags of /v/ and dis/co/rdants are all apologetic of the new brony shit surfacing?

Not that I'm complaining

>>30237685
Rarity's wings got burned by the sun, you just have to be not so stupid as to fly near the sun.
Also, I remember Twilight said the spell lasted for 3 days or something, although you are right in the difficult part

>>30237705
no, we can just watch a show without wanting to participate in that world. I don't watch Spongebob wishing I could be a background fish and lust over Patrick from afar

>>30237686
I think if you ask most people familiar with a cartoon world intentionally designed to be close to a utopia, they'd consider it. Just the same as many of us would gladly move into some of the nicer sci-fi worlds. Fiction doesn't have to be realistic, or deal with all the problems reality does, of course it's possible to comprehend or imagine a better world.

obviously if you think it's actually possible to become the little filly you need help, but still.

From what I can theorize, Unicorn is like, a recessive trait along with pegasus genes, while an earth pony is the dominate gene

So lets say a Unicorn were to have a foal with an earth pony, unless the earth pony had a unicorn parent, there is no chance of the baby being a unicorn. Same with pegasus. But if a pegasus mates with a unicorn, it could be either a pegasus or a unicorn.

>>30237600
Ponies have been seen holding things in one hoof despite no thumbs. Hell a Pony could just rear back on their hinders, hold the watch in one hoof and press the button with the other.

>>30237686
My head canon is that unicorns can cast any spell but have to learn those unrelated to their cutie mark while those that are come natural and are enchanted.

Also I don't think flying is that great.
Magic is not only more useful but also more fun

>>30237718
That is no different than any conversation we would have here on /co/.

>>30237711
i'm glad i wasn't the only one thinking of good ol' oscar
speaking of which, do we have a ponified version of this yet?

>>30237705
This may be true but there are different levels of it.

>>30237744

>2011
>not wanting to be a background fish on spongebob

>>30237760
Yeah, but we don't have any pretensions of not being sick fuckers

>>30237718
AH HA HA HA


OH WOW

>>30237706
all easily explained
>visual gag with teeth
>tofu sandwich
>tofu dog

All their diets, I should mention, are completely vegetarian. They all eat hay and oats. Why're you at each other's throats?

>>30237785
Hall and Oates?

>>30237834
I can't go for that.

>>30237785
>visual gag
Whatever dude I'll stick with my head canon.
Like I said I don't trust Pinkie.

>>30237785
They eat stuff with eggs in them. As well as dairy products.

I think it's safe to say that they eat things that come from animals, but not actual meat.

Pony Challenge of the Day: Try to go 1 hour without using your fingers at all, only using your fists.

>>30237852
Vegetarians aren't vegans, bro

>>30237855
xjsxmxxd,jdjkasdfnhd

>>30237855
Sure. Is your mom free for an hour?

>>30237785
The Quiech?

>>30237855
>mfw I'm drawing

>>30237850
>ignoring canon in favour of fanon
careful bro, slippery slope
first it's something minor and innocent, then you're arguing over what a rock's called

>>30237855
easy bro

>>30237855
>Suddenly the general dies because no one is able to get past captcha
So that's why no actual ponies come here.

>>30237855
l,;okhb

>>30237855
tbizs sucks

>>30237855
i somt mthgomn k io mcamn mdpo ,trjois

>>30237855
ok, i am type with end of hooh fuck it I can't keep that up

give me a keyboard built for hooves and maybe

>>30237893
draw a picture with yoru mouth. Imm doing int

>>30237855
No, I chose the stopwatch.

>>30237855
But I'm a kickboxer, I do that all the time!

>>30237902
>>30237866
>>30237913
>not typing slowly and careful
>in 2011
it's slow but easy

>>30237964
I quit.

It's so much more fun to type at a high speed.

typing slow just gets me all achy and impatient.

>>30237985
Faceless, you'll never be able to be a pony with that attitude.

Okay, bronies!

Which one of you crazy bastards is willing to give ~$4000 for this life sized Rainbow Dash?

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Life-Size-Rainbow-Dash-Plushie-My-Little-Pony-Plush-/170703151061?pt=LH_Defa
ultDomain_0&hash=item27beb35fd5

By the way, how well does Hasbro tolerate selling your custom ponies on eBay? I guess this activity doesn't really count as legal...

>>30237999
Who even wants to be a pony? I like having fingers and being taller than everybody around me.

>>30237999
why would a pony be typing on a keyboard anyway

give me my wings, and I'll give you my hooves

>>30237936
hjoly shiit this makes my neexck hurt

>>30236611
それらの私の小さなポニーをファック

Let us speak of why we love our favorite

>>30237999
Being pony is dumb. I only wish to watch pony.

How did we become the Sonic fandom so fast?

>>30238005
You will never be able to afford a life-size Rainbow Dash plushie and stick a bag dragon mare vagina in it

>>30238025

>>30238038
Because sonic fandom was already set up and ready to fuck all that shit up.

>>30238005

>bronies

56% is so far away

Baise ces petits poneys mon

>>30238068
pst pst hey

hey anon
are you a bro?
do you like ponies?
Ok

>>30238031
Du kan ta och dra åt helvete, polarn.

>>30238037
because she is very pretty, and can be sort of a bitch, but always means well - sometimes what you need to hear isn't what you want to hear

>>30238037
Because Fluttershy is best pony

>>30238037
Rainbow Dash is my favorite because she's a gay athlete, just like me! She's also courageous and doesn't let stuff get her down, except that one time she let stuff get her down. But she usually doesn't let stuff get her down.

>>30238037
Because she's brash, adventurous, exciting and has pretty eyes.

>>30237895
Well what if I consider that fisual gag canon?
Also one of the first thing they thought about Zecora was about cannibalism so it isn't a new and rare concept to them to eat meat.
And about the hot dogs and sandwich that's left in the air but no kid would think about tofu.
They see meat and will think it's meat.

And Pinkie is fucking Pinkie man so...yeah

>>30237404
>no mr. breezy

FOR SHAME

>>30238104
>and I like to apply shitty stereotypes to her!

>>30238104
RD isn't gay. She's a tomboy.

>>30238095
>mfw i only understood Helvete, which is Hell in Norwegian, and thus asume that that was Norwegian

>>30238037
Because he's awesome, badass, and kills people.

>>30237936
defrarirtyuu

>>30238070
wrong thread, but yes, it is.
we'll probably get the third episode before you get the end of act. how does that make you feel? it saddens me a little bit.

>>30238005
the legality of it can be called into question. i don't know about american law, but in the UK it's iffy. very iffy. certainly under copyright law you can at least be told to cease and desist, if not outright prosecuted.

>>30238095
Dräm igen käften, svullofitta.

My favrt ponny is Pink Pie becuz she is so randum and likes to laf like me XD

>>30238139
Applejack is a tomboy. She isn't gay. Dash is gay. Because she's a lesbian.

>>30238151
SAVED!

>>30238151
HOW DID YOU LAST THAT LONG WITHOUT BREAKING YOUR NECK?

>>30238005
>$4002, 68 bids

>>30238184
We should probably tell Hoppip about this.

>>30238158
>wrong thread
stop acting like it's segregation 24/7 here

>ansiktet mitt när svenska dubbningen suger hundkuk

>>30238167
>implying Dash would let something like gender stop her from proving she's better in bed than you

>>30238177
>?m,oving yourt neck
./.,/>nmmot contrtolln g thefb pemn with yuiour tonghue
?.>23011

>>30238163
Taskig.

Here we are, one creepyshy

i cannot into shading

>>30238167
huh, i always thought it was the other way around.

>>30238167

>>30238118
yeah, and shes funny too.

I love her attitude.

>>30238037
Because she would be the best friend someone could have always helping you
>Friend is living your dream and you are jealous off them?
>risk losing your reputation and still help her
>Friends have shity cloths?
>make new fabulous ones for free and if they reject them make more following their instructions
>Friends destroy your career reputation and future?
>don't get mad on them. Exile self
>hate a bit of dirt on your hoof?
>put head in garbage to hide a party for a friend

Should I continue?

>>30238184
This is a business I need to get into.

なぜ男はその番組を見続けるのですか？それは、それだけで何も話にナンセ
ンスをやっていない明るい色の馬をクソ恐ろしいクソ。これはアメリカの
漫画にすることはできません

>>30238202
She was the one that first posted about it in the general, I'm sure she's keeping an eye on it.

That sucks, bro.
Wait
>out in Swedish
Is it out in Danish?
I can't wait to find out which of the FIVE FUCKING VOICE ACTRESSES IN DANISH TELEVISION they've got.

>>30238209
>ansiktet mitt när
>inte "mitt ansikte när"
ut, invandrartaliban. Tji något har du att göra med det svenska språket. Det enda du gör är att besudla det.

>>30238228
Oh yes you are.

>>30238228
>>30238210
>>30238167
>>30238139
>>30238138

>>30238164
laughter is the best element

>>30238214
Wow....you must have a .....talented tongue...

>>30238251
Unfamiliar with old Swedish I see.

>>30238215
Jamen vafan.

Ska vi knulla 'rå?

bonne filet poney l'après-midi

>>30238281
Let me help you.

KLONDIKE WANTS A DEEP TONGUE BASTING.

There you go.

>>30238251

>ANSIKTET MITT när högsta betyg i svenska, både i högstadiet och gymnasiet.

Squigletail is my favorite pony because she can grab things with her tail.

Por que chingaos tan todos hablando raro hijos de la fregada

porqué el multilenguaje?

>>30238319
FACELESS SH-SHUT UP

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Ifeu281Zo8&feature=feedrec_grec_index

If we can figure out how she holds a crayon, we can solve the hood grasping paradox.

My favorite pony is Rarity. Not because she is the cutest pony but because it seems like the VA for Rarity is having the most fun out of everyone. Her overly-dramatic reactions to everything are hilarious.

>>30238335
hoof

>>30238338

Seconding this.

>>30238281

>>30238324

yeah? well Treekicker is my favorite pony because she can kick trees and i like to kick trees

I don't get why everyone's so butthurt over the lesbian Rainbow Dash thing.

Even Lauren Faust thinks it's sexist when people think a girl is gay just because she's athletic.

Which is true, it IS sexist... Except nobody thinks Rainbow Dash is gay because she's athletic, they think she's gay because she's fucking rainbow.

>>30238335
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHw23IVR2RU

That's discussed in this video

>>30238335
HOLY SHIT PPG HAD HOOVES

>>30238366
It's the haircut.

>>30238291
Okej, jag kommer över med min kollektion av drak-dildos inom kort.

>>30238322
Näe nu tar det fan på i helsefyr så det ryker om det ditt högborgardravel, Du åker väl en jävla porsche på fyllan med dina blondie kompisar eller hur?

Gå tillbaks till grismorsan din och sug hennes fittsaft igen som du gjorde som barn, va?

Whats this pony?

Man fuck y'all bitches, at least I put some thought into it, instead of having a favorite pony for her color.

>>30238390
Why, that's Honey Suckle!

>>30238366
hate that, I fucking love rainbows

>>30238366
Are you saying that if she wasn't athletic, she wouldn't be though of as a dyke? What if she was like Rarity?

>>30238333
Aner det ikke Pedro, men jeg er så'n cirka 99 procent sikker på at det er SVENSKERNES skyld.
Er det ikke altid det, hva', d'damer og herrer?

>>30238334
DEEP
ANAL
STIMULI

>>30238369
HEY! ITS THE OPENING OF POKEMON MYSTERY DUNGEON

>>30238366
Don't forget the mullet. And all the subtext in Griffon the Brush-off. And the Sue Sylvester reference.

>>30238366
Political correctness is great to an extent but stereotypes exist for a reason, sorry.

>>30238378
Its not even short

Scootaloo has short hair, for example

While dash has hair not as long as fluttershy, it still isn't short

>>30238366
My personal viewpoint?

She's bisexual. She's loyal to the personality, not the body. It doesn't matter what your gender, race or creed is, if she likes you she wont be afraid to tell you.

Rainbow Dash has equal love for both sides of the coin.

on ne parle pas français? trop mauvais.

>>30238366
A tomboy with Rainbow colored dyke hair?, not gay at all.

>>30238431
Human irrationality is not a valid reason.

>>30238158
>legality = very iffy
>certainly under copyright law you can at least be told to cease and desist, if not outright prosecuted.

silly question here. I know as much of copyright laws as Pinkie Pie of keeping a healthy diet, but...
how much does one need to pay Hasbro so he/she could produce and sell licensed custom pony items legally?

grant>Faceless

>>30238366
If only it were true that atheletic women were all lesbians. Then we wouldn't have so many obese, hoodie wearing, backwards baseball cap baggy pants lesbians.

>>30238439
wouldn't that be pansexual?

>>30238422
Missed that reference. Seeing as how the show had to have been written before Glee aired.

>>30238412
she was like Rarity

>>30238369
Okay I love that Derpy

>>30238462
No, that's Pinkie. She'll fuck anything that moves, even if she has to move it herself.

>>30238443
je parle un peu

>>30238419
...Oh wow, you're right

>>30238447
Applejack, on the other hand, is the very model of femininity!

>>30238462
By race I mean Earth/Unicorn/Pegasus/Zebra/Griffon

I suppose I should have said "sentient/sapient races only"

>>30238369
>The voice acting in this animatic.
Its not bad. But that's just the thing. WHY is IT NOT BAD?!

>>30238464
Dash in a sweat suit and whistle, training Applebloom.

Glee's been on since 2009.

>>30238464
Wikipedia says the first episode of Glee aired May 19, 2009.

...So probably, yeah. But they swapped in Derpy for FPK, so references aren't impossible.

What's being referred to, though?

>>30238509
Eh. I don't care much for The Doctor's voice. It's not...peppy/energetic enough.

>>30238523
You have no idea how long it takes to make a tv show, do you?

>>30238523
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0-Tx1WCXKg&feature=related

>MFW I'm almost done with the seaponies

i'm going to convert it into an ITG file, take it up to my locak ITG 2 machine, then if it passes snuff, i'll release it to y'all.

this is DEFIANTLY going to be a 10 footer. maybe even a 11 footer with the ending i'm putting on it.

>>30238557
Wait what.

You made a simfile of Call Upon The Seaponies?

>>30238541
well im indifferent about it cause I have yet to watcha sing DW episode of any season

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QlD2oZ8zttI
Why arent you buying this fags?

>>30238523
...Because coaches have NEVER EVER been depicted in sweatsuits carrying whistles. That's completely new to Glee, and hasn't been done in anything before.

>>30238557
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4TedkQP_hM

>>30238541
It could just be a different regeneration, like the person who made the animatic didn't know Doctor Whooves represented the 10th doctor

>>30238557
>Defiantly

It's "definitely". Just saiyan.

>>30238584
nah, this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BUw_ij8-xNU&feature=related

also, anybody got the BG that's in the Youtube video?

>>30238581

Holy shit Pinkie fucking rides in style

>>30238586
I'm talking about in general. There's no life to the voice. It's just...dull and bland.

>>30238586
Fuck that shit, Doctor Whooves = Tenth Doctor

>>30238627
>Eurobeat stepmania songs

By the gods.

Limbs will be wrecked everywhere.

>>30238662
that's exactly what he said.

>>30238627
Also, check Ponibooru for Touhou crossovers.

>>30238479
Ah bon d'entendre

hey folks. what did i miss?

>>30238543
I do. The show was still being written and produced well into 2010. It would have been easy to slip a reference in.

>>30236948
>>30238221
Ah, Monochromatic, excellent job. You've made it much creepier in color than I could.

I still suck at coloring.

>>30238627

>>30238720
No seriously. Why is this bitch appearing everywhere all of a sudden?

>>30238668
if you REALLY want something to wreck your limbs, try drummania. DDR is easymodo bemani.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S7OdDmRSZH8

>>30238720
I can see your point, but theres still nothing distinguishing her from just another sports coach. Perhaps because she didn't push anyone down the stairs.

>>30238629
Quick, Twilight! To the Partymobile!
*cue legally distinct version of the 60's Batman theme*

>>30238668
http://modern-warmare.deviantart.com/gallery/#/d48hvxz

>>30238729
Thanks!

>>30238751
It's one piece of circumstantial evidence in a large pile of circumstantial evidence.

>>30238785
Circumstantial as a reference to Sue Sylvester or to being a lesbian?

>>30238740
>Asians

>>30238731
Dunno. I guess she's a popular character. The actress who plays her was hilarious in that one movie where the guys have to do community service as big brothers.

>>30238454
I guess no one has a clue...

>>30238798
To being a lesbian.

https://docs.google.com/viewer?a=v&pid=explorer&chrome=true&srcid=0B9jUzHJloWgNYjQyZGYzM
TMtNmZkZi00NjRkLTk1NWQtODczMDUyZGZkNTEx&hl=en&pli=1


FiM is coming to Mootxico, on November 21.

>>30238724
Hey LD did you finish that Carrot Top and Braeburn picture?

>>30238780
>Brown Trixie
Why do they look like fucking Indians?