CarroWAT?

No friends general.

OH BOY A FAGGOT THREAD
INB4 HORRIBLE METASHIT THREAD BECAUSE NH4NO3 DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO SHUT THE FUCK UP

>>30227508
So, Luna thread?

MY BODY IS READY.

It sure is late.

How about some sleeping ponies?

Fiction requests, send them directly linking to this post.

Probably only be 1 post long, so take that into consideration.

>>30227476
Best ship thread? Best ship thread.

>>30227545
No, Carrotburn.

We already had a Luna thread. It was terrible.

>>30227550

There's an idea!

>>30227545
NO! That is NOT what I selected!

Man ponies are terrible

>>30227537
>>30227537
>>30227537
>>30227537
>>30227537
>>30227537
>>30227537
>>30227537
Move here.

>>30227549
Somebody shop Nathan's face over everyone in that picture.

Sick furfags general
Autistism general
Budding sociopaths general
Etc

>>30227579
why?

>>30227550

Sleeping Marshmallows it is.

>>30227554
>muffins
>in the fridge

>>30227550
Sleeping ponies sounds alright.

Carrotburn?!

Sounds like somethin' you do to ruin your carrot stew eh laddie?

>>30227589
Hurt feelings and buttrange.

>>30227589
NH4 is a raging faggot

>>30227579
but, there's no one in that thread

>>30227579

I honestly don't give a fuck who made the thread.

>>30227618
>foreveralone.jpeg

>>30227503

Shipping Carrot Top and Braeburn

>>30227618
So? go post in it.

>>30227611
>>30227611
Everyone is here, just install a filter or hide his posts

I'm tired of all this "Friendship is Shipping" bullshit, give me you're most depressing shit. Make me fucking weep the heaven's tears. I want to fill the oceans with my sadness!

>>30227564
Mah nigga!

Will...you ever draw it klondike?

Ponies are dumb, let's talk about buffalo instead.

So anyway, as I was saying in the last thread, NO GHOST CAN DEFEAT THE GHOSTBUSTERS.

PROVE ME WRONG, OH PROVIDER OF HYPOTHETICALS.

>>30227569
>>30227590
>>30227597

Dandy.

>>30227551
Best answer so far.

>>30227556
this is the deviantart OC Donut Steel OP Mary Sue ghost that can never be defeated ever by anyone ever forever

those are the rules

>>30227597

Sleeping ponies doing sleeping things.

>>30227633
EmoEndlessChocolate.png

>>30227630
But why do that when everyone is already in this thread. You are making it inconvenient on everyone.

>>30227416

Go to bed NTSTS.

Sleeping ponies: the thread

Christ, why do you fuckers CARE so much about who made the thread? Don't like the guy? Ignore him and post some motherfucking sleeping ponies!

>>30227616
No, she's my waifu.

what's a waifu?

>>30227661

Don't ask.

IT'S TIME FOR SOME LYRA AND BONBON MOTHERFUCKERS

>>30227641

Sleepy Sweetie is best Sleepy Pony.

zzzzzzzz

HOLD ON TO YOUR PANSY ASS DICKS, IT'S ABOUT TO GET ADORABLE UP IN HERE

>>30227675

Anything to distract me from the shit in going on in these threads lately.

>>30227579
A moment of silence, please, for the Thread That Could Have Been.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

I bet you midgets can't even ride these ponies.

>>30227687
eww lesbians

NOT adorable

try again

Sleeping ponies are cool.

FOOTBALL

>>30227453

Both a God and a Man, Miss Sparkles. Your Elements hold no sway for he loves and is friend to all living beings.

Except Fig Trees that don't bear fruit, woe to you if your a Fig Tree and are bare!

>>30227692

I posted in it, and I saged it.

RIP Celestia Thread

>>30227661
Pretend wife.

Why you would even want to even PRETEND to be married, is beyond me.

I CAN'T WAIT TO PRETEND TO LIVE IN A SEXLESS, MONOGAMOUS RELATIONSHIP I ONLY EXIST IN BEGRUDGINGLY WITH A VERBALLY AND POSSIBLY PHYSICALLY ABUSIVE INDIVIDUAL.

I'm a masochist, and even I think that's a little much.

>>30227646
Nigga what are you doing you are gonna ruin Rarity's tail

>>30227675
Fuck yea!

>>30227692
That thread would have been full of gay.
I give it no moment of silence what-so-ever.

>You will never meet Fluttershy
>You will never walk into her cottage only to gag at the unexpected smell of pot
>She will never squeak and try to hide her bong behind her back, and you will never gently assure her it's okay
>You will never snuggle with her in a large beanbag chair, Angel sleeping on your lap, as you take a hit from the yellow bong engraved with pink butterflies and pass it to her, giggling at her stories of flight school

>>30227643

Well...

mh...

NADAFINGA.

>in deep concentration working on last page for comic
>spider the size of a half dollar crawls across my hand

So how about some more ponies?
Something you liked that your least favorite pony did?
Or something you disliked that your favorite pony did?

Also sleeping pony.

>>30227640

look at my dick

>>30227643

>>30227700
SHUT UP AND POST LESBIAN TINY MARSHMALLOW HORSES YOU BLUBBERING PUSSY

Yeah! Lyra thread!

>Lesbian Shipping
You faggots arent better than ponychan

>>30227760
>implying lesbian shipping is any different from hetero shipping

>>30227710

But they're so cute sleeping like that!

>>30227760
Who said we were?

all this sleeping pony is making me tired

>>30227760
We know

>>30227699

>riding ponies
>not hugging them

>>30227714
You are certainly correct, although I have little hope that this thread will be better.
Nevertheless, let us not speak ill of the dead.

oh, and
>homophobia
>2011

>>30227760
IT'S TRUE

THIS FANDOM IS FUCKING TERRIBLE NO MATTER WHERE YOU GO
well actually we are better than ponychan, but still really bad

It's been a long week. TIME TO POST LYRA AND BONBON.

>>30227760
WE NEVER SAID WE WERE

>>30227760
>>30227767
>faggots that don't like ponies being cute with each other despite their same genders

New hypothetical situation, because the old one with the ghosts is Kobayashi Maru.

Alright, so, you get transported to Equestria. Things seem pretty peaceful, pleasant, and generally you have a good time. The ponies are nice and think that humans are pretty neat. You're invited to live with a couple other ponies and life is pretty dandy.

For a week.

Soon, you see a pony that was never in the show before. It looks absolutely horrifying; its eyes are sunken in and glow amber, it carries darkness under its tread and you can hear something whispering 'run' whenever the pony is close enough. Regardless of this, the other ponies don't seem to think there's anything wrong. They treat it perfectly normal.

This pony seems to have taken a liking to you. It won't leave you alone.

What do you do?

>>30227769
It's shipping in general that is stupid.

Alright, time to watch China, IL.

later, pony niggas

>>30227699
>Celestia can crush your skull with a single hoof.

I call bullshit on this, Marshmallow pony breeds are at MOST 3 feet tall.

>>30227771
You do not fuck with the tail

>>30227775

also, I never noticed the bong or the weed book in that pic before

>>30227699

I call bullshit. Marshmallow ponies are bizarre midgets.

>>30227760
If only everyone could level up to full homogay stallion/stallion shipping.

>>30227760
>implying Ponychan isn't a bunch of faggets shipping their OCs with canon characters.

>>30227805
Yeah, the apple scale puts them between 1 and 1.5 meters (at the most).

With celestia being able to see eye to eye with you.

Not like that precludes her from crushing your skull. Quadrupeds have some strong legs.

I don't ship
I kayak
I kayak pinkieshy
and yes i've decided i'm about 45% serious

Lyra and Bonbon are just close friends.

>>30227802

Obviously I ask Zecora. If anyone would know what to do, she would.

>>30227810
>That gif.
Whelp.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRrq09Jmn3Q

>>30227836
Homogay shipping sounds p. good to me.

>>30227802
Make friends with it.
Its probably just lonely... Right?

inb4 I died

>>30227802
Bro up with it at every opportunity, teach it the fine art of Justice and watch as a new hero is unleashed in Equestria.

>>30227842
I think white river rafting would be more appropriate

>>30227802

Fuck it.

>>30227836
Fine with me.

>>30227767
Fuck this shit, now I love lesbian shipping. Show me your Lyra + Bon-bon pics /co/

>>30227842

>relationkayak

>>30227802
Seek the Doctor. Even if he can't see it, he'll believe me.

>>30227700

>Not liking lesbians
>2011

>>30227876

>>30227802

Write a letter to princess Celestia.

late night party time oh boy
what to draw, what to draw...?

>>30227840
Like she would need to use physical force to crush your skull.

She could just use magic to implode your cranium just as simply as she would breathe.

Or make her idiot student and her 5 retarded friends shoot a fucking rainbow at you.

>>30227876

>>30227810

Rarity doesn't mind because she loves her little sister. Besides, that thing is surprisingly durable.

>>30227900

Celestia, She Pony of the SS.

>>30227842
Your kayak is smalltime.
I raft Twilestia down the Amazon in search of El Dorado.

>>30227900

The nurse getting dicked.

>>30227900
draw Applejack milking apples to make applejuice.

>>30227863
>Dr Foreigner

I remember him. What happened to him?

>>30227900
Draw Lyra hooking up with Big Macintosh.

>>30227876

Very well.

>>30227699
Everyone reads this chart wrong.

PROTIP: THE CHART WITH THE HUMAN IS WHAT YOU SHOULD BE LOOKING AT. THE RED LINE ON THE LEFT IS HOW TALL CELESTIA IS. THE RED LINE ON THE RIGHT IS HOW TALL THE AVERAGE PONY IS.

>>30227802
I write my Congressman.

Is there really anything a Human would have an advantage over if set in a world among Unicorns with magic, Pegasus who can break the sound barrier, and Earth ponies that at their strongest can pull a train at the speed of a normal steam engine?

>>30227802
He's probably an okay guy, if not a bit autistic.

>>30227802
>>Punch pony in the snout to establish superiority.

Picture unrelated.

We know that Lyra has an existential crisis in regards to string-based hoof-sized lutes, and the inability to operate such an object with hooves, but what is Bonbon's Achilles?

>>30227856
This is the first pic of the type I've ever saved. I mean, look at them. They're adorable.

>>30227847
Zecora doesn't know why you don't like the small filly. She gives you a small potion for headache relief, but the small monster that's following you doesn't seem to change.

Also, you can't hear what it is saying, though ponies around it seem to have no problem deciphering its screams into english.

>>30227861
It doesn't appear to be hostile whatsoever. Just... creepy. Staring into its eyes causes your vision to tremble and blur; you swear that you can hear something scratching at the inside of your skull.

>>30227863
It would follow you enthusiastically.

Deploying tactical lesbian ponies.

>>30227919

>>30227915
No idea, I'm just a man with a few relics.

>>30227893
Dear Princess Celestia
This creepy-ass pony is following me around everywere. Its pretty strange.
If anyone were to know what it was, it would be you.

Your faithful human ambassador, Hiro

>>30227928
Firearms and the art of war. They never created an unstoppable force of destruction, either.

>>30227936
I would marry that pony.

>>30227715

>>30227840
I don't like the apple scale or >>30227699
Why not instead assume that G4 Applejack is as tall as G1 Applejack and that Megan from Rescue At Midnight Castle is about 160cm tall. That would make ponies about 135cm.

>>30227915
He hangs in the IRC from time to time.

>>30227913
i do like Nurse Redheart... dunno if i'm in the mood for flat-out porn though?

so is that it for requests, then

>>30227880
no its like
nemiskayak
no thats bad
>thesaurus
uhhhh
shit uhhhh
damn

>>30227802
>No one sees it as it is
>The Doctor doesn't exist in this Universe
>Celestia and Luna don't even see it as what you're seeing it

Welp, I'm boned.

>>30227920
thank god, the idea of a Fukkin huge Celestia used to creep me out

Welp, you cock cobbling commodores of all things gay and terrible have finally roped me in. I'd always despised MLP until this season in a sort of "Seriously, your guys? SERIOUSLY?" way, but after seeing the two parter season premier, I'm actualy, genuinely looking forward to the next episode. Fuck this, man, this sucks. When do I start gaining 200 pounds and lusting for marshmallow pony buttholes?

>>30227802

Get The Doctor, even if he doesn't see it, he will believe me.

>>30227953

>>30227928
Human's are built to survive against things that are stronger, faster and deadlier than we are.
We've got ingenuity, cunning and most important of all, an overwhelming need to survive that's so powerful it can make us kill our own to achieve success.

>>30227802
There are several answers here.

1) There is something wrong with everybody else.
2) There is something wrong with me.
3) The world has changed to reject my existence.
4) This is a normal reaction of the world to my presence.

I have a follow up question though:
How long have I noticed this pony? Minutes? Hours? Days? Weeks?

>>30227928
Flexibility. We have nothing uniquely special, but we can do a few things that only one race can do.

Or we could just accept our relative uselessness and dedicate our lives to reading to earth ponies and pegasi, or somehting.

>>30227936

I persist with Zecora, urging her to check her books to see if there is any mention of such a creature, making sure to emphasize that it is apparently able to camouflage itself to anyone besides it's potentially intended victim (myself, in this scenario).

If she cannot find anything, I ask her if she knows of anyone who might be able to help me.

>>30227911
thats an interesting kayak
perhaps twilight is sick of reporting celestia

>>30227982
Draw more pokey, please? With a pierced dick, as his namesake suggests.

Is there a better 1080p version of Return of Harmony Part 2 for download? The MKV on ponyarchive is just the youtube rip re-encoded, and it's really blurry, especially on panning scenes. I need something good enough for vectorizing.

>>30227893
>>30227922
>>30227957

Your letter is answered with 'She's not creepy. Why don't you just go play with her? She just wants to be your friend.'

>>30227964
Attempting this would be met with giggles and laughs from other ponies. She's far too young to marry; apparently, this demon spawn is a filly to everyone else.

>>30227928
Human nature and weaponry.

Just look at ponies by nature. They're pacifists that are almost always okay with life. Now look at humans. We're mean shits that are always trying to make things even better. We'd take their land and capture unicorns in order to study their magic. We'd brainwash ponies and enslave them. We'd take over the entire planet.

>>30227802
I try to talk to it. It'd make an awesome steed.

>>30227993
>>30227920
14HH AT THE WITHERS.

Do you know where the withers are on a pony/horse?

>>30228028
reporting to celestia*

>>30227959

What about physically? The only thing I can think of is having thumbs which can be replicated by any Unicorn horn.

I would hug a hat nonsexually

>>30228003
Fuck, we developed a bomb that we figured was going to light the atmosphere on fire and doom us all.
Just in case nature does anything funny.

ok, Harlem Renaissance + Ponies. How's it look?

People seem to forget this is a Carrot Top thread.

0 dicussion, 100 pictures.

>>30227936

My God. I think it might be trying to erase my memory and transform me into a pony.

Am I correct? Would you tell me truthfully if I was correct, or would you continue to be cryptic about it?

>>30228058

And we set it off anyways.

And then we set off another, just to see if it would work.

>>30228037

>>Filly

So I guess I'm going to jail, ya?
>>30227866

oh god i cant stop laughing

this tumblr man
this fukkin tumblr

>>30228006
This pony has just recently appeared. You've never seen her before now... or, at least, she never looked like this before. You never kept an eye on many of the fillies during your short stay thus far, but none of them looked like this.

And there just may be something wrong with everybody else. That's what you think, at least.

>>30228037
What happens if we try to talk to it. Like, y'know. "Sup. So, why do I see you as some kind of creepy hellspawn, and are you actively trying to drive me insane/kill me? Because really if you can help me fuck on off back to my universe then I'm all for it."

>>30228053
thumbs are natural, whereas for them to do the same things we can with our thumbs they'd have to be a unicorn, and even then, must train to lift objects.
If anything, we're good at killing(almost) anyything.

>>30228037
Obviously the only thing to do is hug the filly.

>>30228038
See, someone needs to make a fic where a human is in Equestria and basically is seen as a fucking horrific monster.
Give the fucker some guns and shit.

>>30228037

This is the shittiest interpretation of Equestria ever.

>>30228081
Laughing? Don't you mean fapping?

>>30227936
Aw hell yeah, Justice Pony likes the thought of taking down criminal scum.

Is there any way I could teach him to use his apparent creepy abilities on ponies as a method of intimidation.

>>30228037
I attempt to acquire a picture of said filly, to see what the other ponies are seeing and I am not.

I play it cool though, making sure no one thinks I'm a pedophile.

>>30227802
Negotiate. Try to understand what it whants and how it involves me.

>>30228037

Then go play with her and be her friend.

The voices can go fuck themselves.

>>30228099
>OH GOD HE'S EATING HER
>AND THEN HE'S GOING TO EAT ME TOO

>Human: Did I need a license to shoot this?

>>30228107
nope

>>30228037
>be followed by demon pony
>can't even have sex with it

>>30228081
link?

>>30227121
see >>30227912

>>30228071
Staring at her for even a few minutes makes you feel like blacking out. You don't notice any changes to your physical form.

>>30228075
Oh, most certainly. Attempting this would make all of the ponies think that you are an absolutely cruel monster. How could you do something so horrible to such a happy little filly?

Best case scenario... you'd be imprisoned in stone. All future human visitors would more than likely be treated the same way.

>>30228099
Well the thing about humans is that we're not in spess marine mode 24/7.

We like to make alliances where it can benefit us because, fuck, fighting is a lot of work and ammo is expensive.

>>30228131
Oh god.
It's funny because that is the exact thinking one would have after killing something.

>>30228099

That's why I've been saying there needs to be a Punisher/FiM Fanfic! Or hell a Drawfag drawing these two together, I'd love that too!

>>30228150

Did anyone try to hug the pony yet?

>>30228084

Any response to my course of action, Anonymous?

>>30228018

>>30228159
>Ammo
>In Pandora

>>30228131
That's our human!

>Laugh track

>>30228135
>>can't even have sex with it
Who ever said that? All I saw is that you can't marry it.

>>30228150

so basically, we're being slowly corrupted and/or soul-eaten by a demonic entity, everybody is suspiciously insistent that nothing is wrong, and there's no sign things are going to get any better any time soon

honestly, what do you want from us? to murder the damn thing?

>>30228033
The 720p itunes rip is better quality than the 1080p MKV.

>>30228150
Well, why don't I ask her why she looks like a demon-pony?

>>30228038
>Ponies
>Pacifists

I'm sorry but have you ever been near one of these fuckers? They're the prissiest, pissiest, biggest douchebags of the animal kingdom second only to dolphins (And that's only because dolphins are self aware enough to actually rape other fish for fun).

>>30228084
It's kinda important:
Has she been there for longer than 24 hours?

I'd like investigate by touching it and confirming its shape matches what I see.

For example:
Closing eyes. Measuring how wide its neck is with my hands, pulling my hands back, and looking from my hands, to the neck. If my hands are further apart from what I see, then what I see is illusory. do the same for other frame or reference parts. Use rulers or other proprietary measurements. Fingertips for instance.


>>30228131
Humans would, in equestria, probably be the most grotesque, bizarre, horrifying things ever seen.

There is nothing else in equestria that is anything like it. Hairless. walks on two legs. Small beady eyes. Bizarre shaped ears on the side of its head.

Everything else in Equestria isn't even close.

>>30228159

Damn it now I want to see a team of Space Marines landing on Equestria with an Inquisitor as their diplomat meeting with Celestia and Luna.

>>30228085
The hellspawn looking thing would make a series of horrifying shrills and screams to reply to your questions. If any other ponies were around, they'd be genuinely confused by your question and vulgarities.

Everyone else doesn't seem to have a problem with her and, honestly, they say that she likes you. Of course; that's why she won't leave you alone.

>>30228115
You'd be readily provided a picture of a small, orange filly with sunny yellow hair and freckles. She looks cute and very nice... but nothing like the thing following you now.

>>30228033
This should work if you ignore the minor color banding.

http://anfosubs.wordpress.com/2011/09/25/my-little-ponyfriendship-is-magic-s2-episodes-01-and-02-the
-return-of-harmony/

>>30228184
>Human jumps in the air and freezes mid jump with a smile and a pose.
>Que classy jingle.

>>30228186
Obviously he wants it to become the new crime fighter of ponyville

>>30227802
Does it respond to/understand comunication? If I talk to it will it talk back or nod or whatever?

>>30228220
>Its the Angry Marines.
>It does NOT end well.

>>30228236
Thanks!

>>30228229
Obtain translator/intermediary.

Attempt communication via intermediary. Preferably over tea.

>>30228150

>>Imprisoned in stone

She's gonna show up every single day to visit my statue, isn't she? And I'm gonna be conscious the whole time, aren't I?

FML

>>30228229
Ask it to write the answers down on a piece of paper

>>30228229
>orange filly
>sunny yellow hair
>freckles

...Applejack...?

>>30228238

Oh Anon, you always make me laugh.

>find this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gmCnR3Uiv6g
>seem familiar
>halfway through finally remember
THIS IS SO AWESOME

>>30228263

From the sound of it, it's babbyjack.

>>30228229
Try communicating through pictures. Would it be able to draw it's responses in the dirt?

>>30228229
Obviously there's only one solution now.

Communicate with it through the power of SONG!

>>30228278

right, that's what I meant

>>30228274
SHIIIIIIT! I haven't heard that song in 2 years man!

>>30228219

>strange abductions where the victims report being snuggled
>cattle mutilations
>burnt patches of ground with carefully arranged rocks surrounding them
>strange creature seen masturbating in everfree forest

aliens

>>30228229
Barter with the Mayor for some holy water.

Or Pinkie.

>>30228177

So I guess I... picked the winning answer, or something?

>>30228229

Say the lord's prayer in Latin.

See what happens.

>>30228229

Fucking hell people, GO TO TWILIGHT! She's the logical one, beg her to examine and look into the fact that your mind is shattering. Ask in a not crazy tone to let her watch you two through the day and night and that it was a emergency.

It's obviously pony saya.

Get in a car crash and make her your waifu after reversing your perception of the world.

>>30228176
No. Getting closer to her makes the world seem to fade away. The melodies of Ponyville fade into silence as the sound of flames and lava, accompanied by terrible woes of pain, become more violent and loud. So far, you've tried to keep a little distance because of this.

You can hug her, sure... but would you want to?

>>30228186
Everyone else thinks she's just fine. They think that you're acting a bit strange, however.

Murder? That's a horrible idea, considering that the little filly isn't much of a threat to anyone else.

>>30228219
None of the dimensions that you feel seem to fit the form you're looking at. Touching her at all makes your hands grow numb, but you can feel that she's very much pony in form. The demon cocks its head sideways at you in curiosity.

>>30228297
Same
It took me forever to recognize it.

>>30228274
damn now I miss playing perp

>>30228229
Is I possible that we are suffering from some sort of hallucination? Or perhaps the key is that it's disquise work perfect on pony's but not on humans. That's why it's following you/us. IT KNOWS.

honestly, I don't even care that this thread's basically devolved into roleplaying

at least everybody is getting into it and nobody's fighting. that's more than I can say for pretty much every other thread ever

>>30228326
Too fucking bad. We are HUGGING. THE. SHIT. out of the filly.

>>30228326
hug it anyway, let it take you where it wants you to go

>>30228301
Have you ever read roadside picnic?

Here's a thought for you.

When you go for a picnic by the side of the road, it's the most normal, peaceful thing in the world for you.

For the animals and locals there, it is like armageddon;
suddenly their entire world is turned upside-down. Strange unusual alien artifacts made of materials you have never seen before in your entire life. Some of them completely toxic if consumed causing horrific deaths. Some of them leaking fluids that cause bizarre side effects in animals, followed either by death or bizarre behavior. The entire area would be avoided like it was irradiated.

And that, in essence, is the plot behind roadside picnic.

Imagine if aliens just came to earth for a brief little 'harmless' visit.

Apropos of nothing, here is the pony Awkward Zombie panel.

>>30228326
there's only one thing to do

Confess your undying, pure hearted love to it and give it a kiss on the cheek.

>>30228342

MY GOD I'VE GOT IT. I'LL ASK DERPY TO HELP! Surely she can see through the demon's disguise!

>>30228315

She'll just rationalize and accuse you of exaggerating. Just like with Gilda.

For a genius, Twilight is pretty naive.

>>30228345

Maybe she just fell in some poison joke and the other ponies are too embarrassed to say anything to her and just try to convince you she's normal? Maybe you stepped in some and it's making you trip the fuck out?

>>30228326

look at it sadly
and ask it why it likes me

nobody likes me...

>>30228332
>>30228329
>>30228297
>>30228274
SO what's is it.
I know I heard it before but ARGH THIS IS SO ANNOYING

>>30228383
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQAKRw6mToA

>>30228361
I PUNCH HER WITH MY MAGICAL LOGIC FISTS UNTIL SHE SEES CLEARLY.

Then I stab the fucking thing with her unconscious body.

>>30228383
GET EDUCATED MOTHERFUCKER
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQAKRw6mToA&feature=related

>>30228345

Uh, remember the last time we tried taking in an evil-looking little filly and showing her kindness?

We ended up with Past Sins.

>>30228360

NOW you're thinking with your ass!

>>30228326
>None of the dimensions that you feel seem to fit the form you're looking at. Touching her at all makes your hands grow numb, but you can feel that she's very much pony in form. The demon cocks its head sideways at you in curiosity.

Conclusion:
There is something wrong with me.

I am possessed. Something came with me through the same portal that took me here. Parasite. Demon. Monster. This pony knows why.

The anon earlier asked what would happen if you tried to get a translator. What did you say would happen there?

>>30228287
>>30228280
>>30228278
From the picture you're provided, this seems to fit the description perfectly... though... that's not how she appears to you.

>>30228018
Didn't see this. Zecora looks through her books, but doesn't find anything that matches the description of the horrible demon that is stalking you. She prescribes a talisman that is supposed to repel demons.

The small talisman doesn't seem to repel the nightmarish pony, but it also refuses to get close to her. It freezes in midair, not budging an inch closer to the demon that's haunting you.

>>30228343
That's true. It's nice when everyone is being friendly and taking it easy, isn't it?

>>30228406
But Nyx projected a field around equestria that reduced everyone's IQ...

>>30228406
Past sins would have been a much better read if the entire thing was hugging

>>30228418

Point out the uncanny resemblance to Applejack.

>>30228422

>roleplaying

It's more of a quest. You're not a pony and no one is namefagging as a pony.

>>30228326
>>30228410
Added:
I'd have to make it clear to the pony that I cannot understand her, and I do not know why.

..."But I'm going to find out."

>>30228410

>Something came with me through the same portal that took me here. Parasite. Demon. Monster.

It seems more likely to me that this is Equestria's way of rejecting you. Their dimension knows you don't belong and is trying to expel you. If it was capable of rational thought, it would just send you back to our dimension, but it's not; it's just... fucking, there. I mean, how do you describe a dimension as a being?

Anyway, all it's trying to do at this point is send you to another dimension, and it sounds like you picked the short straw of the bunch if you know what I mean.

>>30228418
Go about daily business. It's probably just shy.

>>30228383
>>30228274
>>30228297
>>30228329
>>30228332
>Open link
>See title
>Instantly recognize it before video finishes buffering

>>30228443

(also I'm not the hypothetical guy, this is just my thought on the situation)

>>30228434
Past sins would have been a much better read if it had more guns and bullets.

Or was never written.

>>30228451
FO:E would be better if it was almost 500k words of hugging too

ONE PARAGRAPH QUICKFIC

2 hot 2 trot

www.youtube.com/watch?v=CtUb9iDZmWw

>>30228432

And this thing projects a field around Equestria that makes ponies think she's normal. Same difference. I say we kill it now and stop this before it gets out of hand.

>>30228434

I can certainly agree with you that Pen Stroke does cute better then he does actual plot.

http://askprincessmolestia.tumblr.com/

My bad guy who asked

>>30228458
It is hugging.
It's just bullets hug a pony differently.

>>30228458
> FO:E would be better if it was almost 500k words of lesbian sex too

Fixed that for you, bro.

>>30228458

FO:E would be better if it were about ten chapters

ONLY ten chapters, if that

>>30228458
Huging with guns?
Nah
Everyone having a contest to see who dies more horrible is better.

>>30228464
HEALING THAT POOR FILLY THROUGH THE POWER OF HUGS AND CUDDLES.

>>30228477
>Only ten chapters.
Oh boy.
You must not know that Kkat does not understand how long a chapter is.

>>30228137
http://askprincessmolestia.tumblr.com/

I just bet her she couldn't fuck God.

>>30228464
Rarity Kung Fu master monk

>>30228418

Hmm, alright. Has she accompanied me on my trips to visit Zecora? If so, I return to Zecora's hut one more time and demonstrate the talisman's reaction to her.

While we're at it, is there anywhere I have been where she will not follow?

>>30228464

Sweetie and Rarity getting ready for bed.

>>30228487

NORMAL-SIZED chapters, mr. smarty-pants.

>>30228464

DOCTOR WHOOVES HAVING A NICE CUP OF TEA WITH TWILIGHT.

>>30228314
>>30228306
The Lord's prayer makes the little demon appear slightly larger. Holy water does the same thing.

It seems to make the matter worse.

>>30228315
Twilight doesn't seem to understand what's wrong with you. When the demon follows you into the library, Spike seems completely fine with giving it cookies and talking with it casually.

Twilight comments that you should probably see Zecora; she's good with medicine.

>>30228410
(For all the translator questions) Yes, she's able to write, but only in the pony language. You haven't quite learned it yet, so it appears as a bunch of horseshoes and other innocuous gibberish.

She can nod to answer questions if you ask her to.

Also, you could use another nearby pony to parrot what she's saying, but that pony would probably get annoyed relatively quickly.

Good conclusion; yes, there is definitely something wrong with you at the moment. This pony may be the key to solving this problem.

>>30228464
SPACE MARINES LAND IN EQUESTRIA.
IT'S THE FUCKING ANGRY MARINES!

>>30228443
>>30228450
Problem with that theory:

Why just that one pony?

Why not more?
If that were true, over time, it would progressively get worse and more of the "things" would show up. Eventually, one of them would be identified as a known pony, a pony I knew to not be a demonspawn by a non-demonspawn pony.

so, FO:E is pretty much /co/ version of Past Sins? Kinda like Harry Potter vs Twilight?

>>30228506
Go back to Twilight, beg her to believe you and give you a chance, and then get her to do the translation and note-taking

>>30228507
Order: Exterminatus

>>30228506

Sit down and talk to her, alone. Don't let any other ponies hear, or they'll think you're even crazier than they already do.

Ask her if she intends to harm me.

>>30228519

How do we know that, given more time, that which you described would not occur? I assumed that was the point of this quest: to prevent such a possibility from occurring.

>>30228506
>Demon only gets larger when prayer or holy water is applied.
...Fuck, how do we get rid of angels?

>>30228492
THIS!

>>30228488
Ahaha this is almost everything wrong with this fandom

almost

>>30228553
Paint Tool SAI

>>30228403
>>30228400
I CAN'T STOP LISTENING TO IT
HELP

>>30228492
She hasn't followed you into the Everfree Forest ever. She seems to avoid the place, though she waits outside on a rock by Fluttershy's cottage.

You'd have to find a way to get her to follow you in if you wanted to show Zecora the reaction... though you could probably show another pony this talisman reaction somewhere where the little satanic form will follow you.

>>30228564
problem?

its all a joke dear anon

>>30228506

GET THE DOCTOR, HE WILL FIX EVERYTHING. He will believe me and try to help.

>>30228571

why don't you just show it to Zecora during her monthly trip into Ponyville?

>>30228506
Obtain Twilight
Tell her that something is fucked with me because I'm seeing said filly as some evil thing
Ask her to run a battery of tests on me
If that doesn't work, ask her to have Celestia and Luna run their own magic wibbley-wobbley on me to see wtf is wrong with me
If all else fails, return to point of origin (where we woke up in Equestria) to search for clues.

>>30228571
Try to convince Zecora to follow you to see her reaction.

She isn't like the rest of the ponies.
If she sees you desperate she would listen to you

>>30228521
Pretty much.
But in /co/'s defense it kinda plays like a normal fallout game.
You play a lesbian and try to fuck all the women.

The rest is just fucking filler.

>>30228571

Will Zecora accompany me into the town if I describe the talisman's reaction? After I apologize for pestering her so much, of course. If not, I attempt to show Twilight.

How does the creature react when I try to show another pony how the talisman reacts to it?

>>30228571

Fuck it then, I'm heading straight to the Everfree Forest! I'd rather deal with normal survival challenges than fucking Mind Rape!

I RUN THERE NOT LOOKING BACK!

>>30228506
Ask: Is there something different about you only I can see?

>>30228553

it varies between artists. I use SAI, so does Tess and Madmax and a lot of other ones. There's also open canvas, photoshop, adobe cs, ms paint .

It's a matter of preference.

also that picture is terrible

>>30228599
You are likely to be eaten by a Grue.

>>30228506
Has the problem gotten worse?

Have more "demonponies" shown up?

In either case I'd have to start studying pony language and trying to learn its name.

>>30228543

>Ask her if she intends to harm me.

This line of questioning is clearly purposeless.
1) If it's capable of harm, it's logically capable of deception.
2) If it were capable of, or, intent on harm on me:
Why had it made no move toward harming me while I had slept, when, clearly, I've been here long enough to learn a little bit about ponies and pony language. Even a small little filly could crush my windpipe with one strong, swift kick while I slept. I couldn't even scream for help. I wouldn't even get a dying word.

Sure she's a little unsettling, but I'm convinced somethings just wrong with us. It's cute how she follows us around, I'd be a little flattered.

>>30228543
The demon would recoil and snarl, belting out a loud, unending stream of vociferous noise and painful screeching. Overall, she'd be fervently swaying her head back and forth the whole time.

>>30228523
Twilight would roll her eyes and take notes in Equestrian while parroting what the horrifying little demon is saying. Nothing seems to be wrong, though your questions are a cause for concern.

>>30228622

Good.

Next question: Is there a way to fix what's wrong with me?

>>30228619

I stand by my theory that it's the universe attempting to expel us. The filly isn't even aware of it, either.

...wait, if it's a filly, it must have parents! If I ask another pony to introduce me to a family member of the filly, how do they react?

What's going on in here? Why are people talking to Twilight about a demon thing?

>>30228610

When I reach the beginning of the Everfree Forest where is the demon at this time?

>>30228739
no twilight
you ARE the demons

>>30228622
>Swaying head back and forth
See? She's trying to say no, she doesn't want to hurt us.

>>30228739

it's a quest
think Onikakushi-hen from Higurashi no Naku Koro ni

>>30228754
stop gibberishing!

>>30228580
Zecora wouldn't be due to show up in town for quite some time; she was just in town several days before you arrived.

>>30228598
>>30228588
Zecora would immediately notice that the young filly is wearing a strange red hairpin in her mane. Judging by the talisman's reaction, it could be related, though her presence seems to scare the small demon away.

>>30228601
She seems to shrug and answer you in a series of piercing screeches and howls.

>>30228665
>Next question: Is there a way to fix what's wrong with me?

If the pony knew that, I'm sure she would tell you or tell someone else to tell you.

She clearly isn't sure what's wrong with you.

Again - Best course of action is to find out what's special about -this- pony.

The questions to ask this pony:
"What's your special talent? What's your cutie mark?"
"Have you seen anything unusual lately?"

>>30228735
>Universe trying to expel us by scaring us

That's not what universes do.

Instead they just kind of rape your existence.

Damn it I have a Geology paper due tomorrow, but I'd rather play Pony Quest (BTW we should do this more often)

>>30228739

Because she won't accept reason and see that Nyx is an unholy demon spawn.
Nah, I'm just joshing you! We're doing a choose your own adventure type deal.

>>30228774
Zecora

Zecora

Hmmm... yeah, defiantly, Zecora

>>30228615
No other ponies seem to be doing this. It's just her, stalking you during the day and haunting your dreams at night.

>>30228774
Get someone to take her hairpin, preferably rarity.

You want to introduce her to some new looks!

>>30228774

Zecora obviously knows more about the hairpin than she's letting on. After thanking her for being so patient with me, I attempt to goad more information out of her regarding the hairpin. If that fails, I mention the filly's reaction to Zecora, although I'm sure her reaction to that would be to mention how the main six reacted to her at first.

Seriously, point out the resemblance to Applejack. There's no way she just coincidentally looks exactly like a filly version of her.

>>30228482
>>30228489
>>30228494
>>30228502
>>30228507
>>30228526

"It's a good thing the Doctor was here," said Rarity, embracing Sweetie Belle, "or we might not have been able to stop them." The little filly lay on the guest bed, shivering, her eyes still wide but her tears dry. Rarity sighed, and, with a quick series of hugs and cuddles precisely aligned to her pressure points, managed to force Sweetie to relax. "I loved Opalescence too, dear," she said softly.

>>30228792
Describe the demonspawn in better detail. Mane. Coat.

>>30228778
Asking her what her special talent is would yield almost no response as the black intangible mass of terror looks about shyly.

As for anything weird, she won't stop screaming. The filly drones on and on and on, making her horrible noises.

>>30228774
Ask Zecora about the hairpin. If fruitless, try to take it.

>>30228820
I see. This yields more answer than I had anticipated.

<take filly to graveyard>

...
Whelp, I've found my OTP.

If I might make a suggestion to the anon proprieting the quest; this is a grade A example of a tripcode being universally acceptable as far as 4chan etiquette goes.

It's up to you, I just thought I'd throw that out there if you were considering throwing on a trip.

>>30228820

Apologize to her.
Seriously, we've been treating her like a murder suspect this entire time.

>>30228841

Pretty much this. Instead of drilling her for answers why don't you go to lunch or something?

>>30228037
>Your letter is answered with 'She's not creepy
Trollestia strikes again. I write a letter to her asking how much more she knows about the pony besides it not being creepy.

>>30228804
>>30228807
Zecora mentions that she used to own a red hairpin like the small filly's; it struck her as odd, seeing as she just recently lost hers and this pony seems to have found a replica.

You take the filly to the Carousel Boutique. Rarity eyes you over, noticing that your 'rags' are simply dreadful. Immediately, she starts outfitting you with something more 'fashionable'.

She notices the red hairpin, saying that red is very much in style at the moment. She refuses to mess up the filly's fashion choice.

>>30228810
You'd point out the resemblance the little filly has to Applejack. Any other pony nearby would give the little demon a look, then nod in agreeance.

"She certainly does."

>>30228853

You know, it's actually interesting that Celestia is seemingly familiar with this filly. It's not like she came to town and observed the filly, she just received a letter with an incredibly vague description.

Curious...

>>30228818
>Meanwhile in the Tardis
"WHO IN THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, YOU MISERABLE PIECE OF SHIT?! YOU HAD BETTER FUCKING FIND A WAY TO UNFUCK YOURSELF BECAUSE YOU ARE A DEAD MOTHERFUCKER IF WE GET OUT OF THIS...IS THIS FUCKING ROPE!?"
'Calm down lads, I will have you back home in no ti-'
"WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, YOU PIECE OF SHIT?!"
'I'm the goddamn Doctor.'

>>30228862

once you're out of the boutique,

"so, that hairpin...have you had it for very long?"

>>30228818
Going to bed. Will read replies in archive in morning.

>>30228862

I tell Pinkie Pie that I want to prank the filly and ask her to help remove the hairpin.

>>30228818

DF, you've done it again!

>>30228819
It looks kind of like a pony, but pours out against the ground like a cold shadow. Her eyes are sunken in, glowing a brilliant amber. Her mane and body seem to melt into one another, revealing no distinct form. She moves energetically like any normal filly, but horrible noises grow loud everytime she nears you.

>>30228862
1) Dare the CMC to nab the hairpin to observe what happens.
2) Introduce demonfilly to AJ. Check for weirdness.
3) Consult Pinkie-Pie on the matter.

MY BRETHREN! AS HUMANS THERE IS ONLY ONE FINAL SOLUTION!

Find a isolated spot, pick up a jagged rock and a sharp thick stick.

Stare at the beast that haunts you and quote the video below.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7rARRopvuQ#t=3m09s

AND ATTACK!

>>30228862

Why is everyone in Ponyville so monumentally dense?

>>30228904

I don't know, man. You don't want Colt Phelps knocking at your door.

(I couldn't resist.)

>>30228506
The problem is likely on my end, yet the talisman won't get near Applejack. An experiment, take Applejack to Zecora and show her how the talisman avoids her. Show that it violates physical - lean against it, swing it toward the filly, etc. Then hand it to Zecora and ask her to try it. If the problem is with me, Zecora should be able to bring the talisman near Applejack with any problems.

>>30228913
Some ponies look similar to others.
Hypothesis:
The resemblance may coincidence, or irrelevant.

>>30228913

I'm telling you, it's a mass-stupification field! Nightmare Moon once tried the exact same thing to fool everyone into thinking she was a filly!

>>30228862
Heres a guess: This pony is an alternate version of Applejack that never saw the rainboom and remained in the city. The two universes colided and formed a crack through space time which is were the filly came through. As I've only recently travled through dimensions I can tell theres something off about this pony. The horrible visions are from my brain trying to make sense of something that technicly does not exist in this universe. This filly can also sense that i've travled through dimensions and possibly percives it as a way back in her subconcious.

>>30228950

>>30228930
Nevermind, Zecora isn't due back for a while and Applejack won't enter the forest.

>>30228868
Again, send the letter asking how much Celestia knows besides it not being creepy.

dammit, I wanted to go to sleep

now I have to stay up to see how this will end

>>30228840
(I'm actually FacelessJr... just didn't want to discourage anyone from participating)

>>30228883
The small filly shakes her head back and forth, tilting her head down as if to give you a better look. You see a spiral of flame that seems to descend through her ghostly form and into the Earth. Something sits at the bottom of the fiery tunnel, staring back. It's gaze causes you to lose your balance and nearly faint.

>>30228887
Pinkie thinks it's might be fun, but asks you why you'd take her hairpin instead of tossing a mud pie at her.

>>30228894
1)The CMC are more than happy to oblige, but they insist on setting up an elaborate Rube Goldberg kind of plan.
2)Applejack tilts her hat to the small devil, but suddenly gets a curious look on her face. She asks you if you think the filly looks like her.

At the moment, they don't.

3)Pinkie Pie thinks you're trying to tell ghost stories, but says it sounds relatively spooky. She sits down with popcorn, eager for you to continue.

Can everyone promise me that this kind of discussion won't end here, and will begin again someday so I can contribute?

>>30228971
Same here.
Damnit!
This thread is just too good to miss.

>>30228976

Ask her if she found the hairpin somewhere.

If not, was it a gift from someone?

>>30228976
I'm gonna go off on a different tangent. I'm going to ask twilight if she knows when and where the pony got the hairpin...

And the pony's name. For god's sake we don't' know this pony's name.

>>30228996

why would twilight know that? I think we've ruined our reputation with all the ponies in ponyville already. we don't need to exacurbate it by asking weird questions

>>30228976
Why not ask the filly to remove her own hairpin? Just for a second.

>>30228976

I tell Pinkie that maybe I can throw a mudpie at her, and while she's distracted, Pinkie can grab the red hairpin. Two pranks in one, who could resist?

As for Applejack, I tell her my whole story. She has the element of honesty, if there's anyone I can trust it's her.

(damn it Jr, this shit is good. I know it takes a lot of effort, but this should happen far more often)

>>30228950

Is Questmaster Anon still here?

>>30228996
I'm gonna ask twilight to bear with me and translate for me and mystery pony here to ask the mystery pony where she found the hairpin.

>>30229009
Call it a hunch.

>>30228930
You'll have to find a way to get the filly to follow you. She seems aversive to the dangerous forest and absolutely dreads Zecora for some reason. She refuses to go to Zecora's house with you, instead aiming to snarl and scream.

>>30228937
The resemblance seems to be 100% coincidence; the grown up Sweet Apple Acres Applejack does find the resemblance uncanny, but not too terribly unusual.

>>30228970
Granted that you send the letter via Spike, Celestia comments that the filly won the local Ponyville art competition; she personally gave her a set of golden paint brushes. She didn't look anything like your descriptions.

She says she's a little upset that you're treating her so terribly and asks that you get along.

>>30228979
You came to late, and same with I.

dr hoot > dr whooves

>>30229009

The fact is we're already looked upon as some crazed beast; hence why I went to >>30228904 and try and kill the beast however futile it'd be.

If you survive you're basically either going to live your life in the Everfree Forest or be turned to stone if the Guards learn of the murder.

>>30229036
...Challenge the demon to a friendly paint contest.

>>30229036

ugh. can we PLEASE stop acting like a goddamn conspiracy theorist? at this rate even if we DO solve this mystery, we'll still be a pariah to pretty much everyone.

>>30229041
At this point, we need to prove our innocence and resolve the mystery expeditiously.

>>30229054
on top of local volcano

>>30229058
If we solve the mystery and find proof we can clear our good name.

>>30229063
No

>>30229036

Not the anon sending letters, but I personally would send her another letter apologizing and informing her that I'm merely having a hard time adjusting to this new dimension. Maybe this whole thing is just a weird form of dimensional jetlag for all I know.

Did anyone else get banned for "furry" earlier today?

>>30228993
When you ask the demon about her hairpin, she explains it in a horrible deathly screaming language. She looks about, kicking at the dirt when you ask her if the hairpin was a gift. She doesn't seem intent on screaming you the answer.

>>30228996
Twilight doesn't have any idea when the pony got the hairpin, but she comments that it is very pretty, apparently like a deep red ruby.

The filly's name is Canvas; apparently a decent artist when she's not stalking you.

>>30229036
Give up, realise solving the mystery is pretty hopeless by this point, and just try to stay near the filly to build up a resistance to her realityfucking in the hope that one day you won't even notice it

What do the Cutie Mark Crusaders have to say of the demon?

>>30229081

"...Did you STEAL it?"

>>30229080
I and NTSTS did.

>>30229081
I'd like to ask canvas if I could look at the hairpin, hold it for a moment, if it's alright with her, and that I promise to give it back when I'm done.

>>30229097
Oh okay. So it was just buttfrustration. I was worried that I had posted something I shouldnt have

>>30229092
>chaos!
>evil!
>confusion!

and then they fight

is the guy who wanted nurse redheart still here
sorry i wasn't in the mood to draw porno, hope you're ok with this instead

anyone else have another request, i probably can do another

>>30229083

With that we have two Anon down

1. Pretty much snapped and went to an isolated place to try and kill the beast or (most likely) die without anyone even knowing (This one was me)

2. Gave up and now is living a life with his mind constantly filled with voices an a entire world ignorant of your suffering. I don't know how long you personally could last, but I must say that's quite a Hell in paradise, but hey at least your most likely still alive unlike me.

>>30229104
Nope. It's just a faggish fail mod thinking he's all that in a tin cup.

>>30229110

the spa sisters doing something homoerotic

>>30229106
DISCORD! ONLY HE WOULD BE SO CLEVER!

>>30229081
She's a filly. Fillies go to school. Schools have schoolteachers. Let's go ask Cheerilee if she's noticed any changes recently!

>>30229054

>>30229022
Pinkie doesn't see the fun in stealing from the little filly; she thinks the mudpie is a good idea, followed by a quick spritz. She mulls the idea over with you, pulling out a batch of cupcakes while waiting for a reply.

>>30229014
She removes the small hairpin. The spiral of fire rests in what you believe is the creatures mouth. She looks at you sideways, mumbling a satanic phrase before tossing it up in the air. For a brief second, you see the blackness clear up a bit before returning as the pin settles in her mane.

>quest finally has me enthusiastic enough to try writing something I've been planning for ages
>too engrossed to leave the thread

THIS ISN'T FAIR DAMN IT.

>>30229110
Why, all of a sudden my cough just got ten times worse. I think I shall make an appointment.

CHALLENGE THE DEMON TO A ROCK OFF!

>>30229137
This is all coming together. With a few more clues I may be able to crack this mystery...

>>30229137

Ask her if you can try it on.

You've got something to show her.

>>30229140

least you're writing for fun, I'll be up till 5 writing a damn Geology paper.

Worth it though

>>30229142
Slenderman.