She stuffed them into her birthday cap

I ate them

And now I will eat you.

Where is your Goooooooooooood?

This is kinda sad when you think about it

I know what we should talk about.

>>30224817
My Little Pony: Cannibalism is Magic

>>30224823
It's sad because Derpy is retarded?

>>30224854
Indeed.

BOYS!

>>30224752
Topic is Q

>>30224854
Not ponies, I hope.

>>30224854

>>30224766
There was also an aside going on with Pokey being the dad or something, but you can archive dig for it if you want.

But yes, fun night in this.

I aint heard nothin' 'bout no bodies!

Welp, it's about that time

0-4: Fap to ponies
5-9: Fap to humans

ROLLAN

>>30224869

Perish the thought.

>>30224854
I agree, we should talk about tacos.

>>30224854
uggh i've had enough shipping
how bout equestrian theories
example
what is the origins of Princess Celestia and Luna
make sure to include an explanation for prince blue blodd

>Shipping ponies

Guys, guys listen.

What if we took this... what if we took this and made tracer rounds.

But get this, not any tracer rounds... RAINBOW tracer rounds.

>>30224884
Guess what?

>>30224861
how did she manage to have a kid if she's a retard

The implications of that are disturbing

>>30224888
your mom likes to taco water my dick?
likes to taco glass?
to taco glass of water my dick?

>>30224904
Post it on /k/

>>30224888
"Your mom likes to Tostada Doblada glass of water my dick"? WTF does that means?

>>30224884
Rolling for this. If doubles I fap to king cheetah until (1) successful orgasm.

>>30224915
god you are so close

Figured I'd stop being a huge faggot and start doing shit

here we are, progress on a color. any suggestions?

>>30224884
they see me rollin

>>30224923
They've seen it. A thousand times. Please don't, I like /k/.

>>30224913
...

Wait, are you serious?

>>30224871
The epilogue that happened a while later, as well.

>shipping
>Well, any ship beside Celestia and Discord
>Because that shit is awesome

>>30224946
Oh shit! There it is again!

>>30224893
fuck me i'm tired

>>30224888

I thought that glass of water was a fridge from looking at the thumbnail quickly, I think it's time for bed

>>30224913
Not really.

Retarded people need love too.

>>30224967
Wait, no. Went retarded. We're ok here, folks.

>>30224854
>mfw all those ships


also while looking for this image, I noticed that the Nurse Pony is voiced by the same VA as AJ & Dash

im always late for the party
>mfw

Why is there such a hate for OCs? MLP is designed for OC's, much like Sonic is.

I'll just leave this here.

Thinking about it, I could totally deal with Dash in this context...

>>30224854
hats?

>>30224752

Scootaloo ate the bodies because, as previously established, she is an orphaned pony with no family who eats whatever she can find. Such as old shoes.

>>30224996

what's wrong with them?

>>30224888

Taco shot?
Taco Glass?
Taco Alcohol?
Taco water?
Taco Drink?
Taco LIIIIQQQQUUUUIIIIIIIDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!

How does Rainbow Dash earn money?

>>30224985
so did she get raped

>>30224854
>Shipping
Wait...
>Pielight
... Carry on, I suppose.

Awesome fan projects?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=xHw23IVR2RU#!

>>30225004
>much like Sonic is.
Well there's yer probl'm.

>>30225022
She is weather control for Ponyville. Her paycheck comes from the city.

>>30224884
keep them doggies rollin

>>30225030

I thought you'd see it my way.

Why have we not had a Pony Quest yet?

>>30225022
sucking all the dicks

all of them

>>30224888
>That shit
>a taco
No Amerifats, thats fucking wrong.

>>30225038

You fan over a colorful show for little girls that also triggers autists to try and be artistic and create recolors.

Deal with it.

>>30225056

Can you honestly trust anyone to make a Pony Quest and NOT fuck it up?

>>30225050

>>30225033
That's pretty adorable

>>30225056
because we did not invest enough interest into it when Weaver tried it.

>>30225051
Oddly, I can see that working out once Twilight realizes that baking is just science you can eat.

CHECK ZEM!

>>30225018
>taco shot
>'take a shit'

OMG

>>30224904
>>30224904
>>30224904
>>30224904

When rainbow dash appears in my dreams, it's always the same. No matter what I was dreaming about before, it always changes back to the same thing.
Rainbow Dash is a "pet" according to my family, but she sleeps on my bed. No, there is nothing going on. Just sleeping on opposite sides of the bed. She jokes and acts the same as in the show, but with a more joking attitude. then it leads to the awkward part of the dream. Rainbow Dash walks in as I finish fapping. She doesn't see anything, but she knows. She walks out without saying anything.
then it shifts to where we're (trying) to fall asleep, but the awkward moment was still prevalent. She whispers, facing the wall, "What were you watching...?"
"Just handjob videos...."
"We're they at least...fit?"
"Yeah."
I apparently moved my hand across the bed and felt a wet spot. she was masturbating through the conversation a little because it was just a small spot. We then turn over to look at eachother. It stays like that for what seems like a minute and then. I wake up. shit's horrible man. How do I make it stop?

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU ALL SUDDENLY

WHY ARE YOU ALL ACTING SO FUCKING STUPID

>>30225090

Fuck her and be done with it.

>>30225090
Learn to lucid dream.

Then tell Dash "THIS IS A DREEEEEEEAM YOU'RE NOT REEEEEAAAAAAL".

And then recoil in horror when she turns into some kind of eldritch abomination.

>>30225004
>much like Sonic is


...Did you just answer your own question?

>>30225113
Join us. Play with us.

>>30225113

>>30225022
>>30225049
not to mention her house is made out of clouds and her main hobby is basically the pegasus equivalent of jogging.
Even if she doesn't make a lot she probably spends next to squat outside of eating.

The better question is: how does Twilight make money? We don't see a lot of ponies using the library.

>>30225090
Volvete a la cama pibe, talvez aun podes tener un sueño lucido sobre ella

>>30225049
Feels weird to think about her as a government employee.

>>30225090
Oh god, why did I read all that with such a vivid imagination?!

>>30225090
Any more dreams? This one's pretty awesome. I want pony dreams.

>>30225113
because, ignorance is bliss

>>30225070

You're right. We should just stop this manchildish girl show watchan right now. Yes siree.

>>30225139
argentino?

>>30225056
We've had a couple.

I ran one, and so did (drumroll please) Quest. Generals move too fast to keep people interested in them. I might write some stories about adventures and stuff, but full blown quests are out of the water.

>>30225071

I know many people who could, actually

>>30225076

>when Weaver tried it

FUCKING WHAT?

link where? you better not be lying about this.

>>30225004
Most of them are badly-designed, poorly thought-out mary sues

>>30225090

I can't stop dreaming about Twilight rubbing her hooves in my face. That or some variant of that has been my dream for the past 3 months.

I don't even LIKE Twilight. How do I make it stop, /co/?

>>30225157
Frijolero?

>>30225090
oooo i know how to fix this
associate one thing with something else unpleasant
pain is the best thing. when you wake up from the dream harm yourself in some non-permanent manner
best form of people training there is
and i'm one who knows about people training

>>30225174

what about the ones that aren't? are they still bad, by virtue of being an OC?

>>30224823

It was cute until I imagined her writing that story because she heard about all the adventures they had together, tried making her own group of world-saving friends, but everyone she talked to rejected her.

Maybe later, Dinky tells her that she would help her save the world.

>>30225180
pendejo

>>30225113
Because I mistook the colorful liquids under the sink for delicious drinks.

New Topic: Why do the ponies worship Celestia when they should be worshiping Epona?

>>30225176
Fap 4 times before you go to sleep, them drink a glass of (important!) 1 part goatse blood, 2 parts lysol, and 3 parts water.
that should fix it

>>30225138
Twilight gets an allowance from The Royal Bank of Celestia because she's considered a student of higher learning under the watch of Celestia.

>>30225172
You can ask him yourself whenever he rolls around, because fuck me if I'm going link hunting this early in the morning.

>>30225150
Nope. That's the only dream involving ponies. I really wish that post I made was just an elaborate, horribly written fap fiction...

>>30225176
maybe you have a foot fetish, or hooves, in this case

>>30225202
>You'll never be a bartender

>>30225138
>going to the library
>2011

>>30225199
Saltamuros

>>30225208

I'm not even joking. I'm losing sleep over this shit.

>>30225159

it would probably work better MSPA style or like that one fan-quest with the cat thing about morrow wind.

>>30225213

can you still control your actions during this dream?

>>30225172
I thought Weaver's quest was a trolling one. Basically, it looked like it was going to be Ruby all over again, and then he stops it.

>>30225217

>>30225070

>>30225176
That sucks for you man, the only 'hoofing' things we have are pretty terrible or just sketches.

>>30225209

They subsidize higher learning in Equestria? Filthy equine socialist commie faggot nazis.

>>30225207
Because she lost to Launchpad McQuack.

>>30225202
I have the strangest urge to color this.

why?

>mfw
http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/867726-new-zealand-pub-serves-apple-flavoured-horse-semen

>>30225090

>>Pony living with you as a pet

Most amazing idea ever

>>30225229
then just do the first part, and add clorox2 bleach to the previous prescription
>might want to take 3 Tylenol PM's if you experience any side effects

>>30225256
It's in your blood as a colorist.

You see lineart.

It NEEDS color, whether you want to or not.

>>30225235
Dan is short.

>>30225056
>>30225159
>>30225230
A quest about the adventures of Doctor Whooves?

>>30225265
Believe it.

>>30225090

>sentient creature
>pet

You and your family are horrible people. This is how slavery started.

>>30225233
He wasn't getting enough attention to feel like continuing it.

This is fucking stupid

>>30225261
get those assholes from the pizza hut video to go film themselves drinking it

>>30225261
Where's my passport?

>>30225232
No. It happens randomly. I'm dreaming about somethign compeletely different, Rainbow Dash suddenly appears out of nowhere, then it plays the dream again. This has been going on for the past 4 days now.

WHICH PONY WOULD FIRE UPON A HOSPITAL IF ORDERED BY CELESTIA

SECONDARY PONIES ALLOWED

>>30225287
>implying slavery wasn't awesome for the slaves

>>30225207
Epona is the goddess of Alicorns, the Alicorns worship them while regular ponies worship the Alicorns, even if they know Epona exists.
Sort of like how the people of Ireland worshipped the Tuathua Danna (or specific people in it) but didn't pay too much attention to Danu, the goddess of the Tuathua.

>>30225293
i know right?
IT'S AWESOME!

>>30225306

Just keep at it. Maybe if you go through it enough times, something different will happen.

>>30225176

When I first started watching ponies I would dream about them every single night for almost 2 months.. It finally stopped but Whoooo boy that was interesting

>>30225327
Not one bit

>>30225337
not one bit at all

>>30225337
Maybe your just in the wrong place then

>>30225256
You should fix the lines or just redraw it if you do.
There's so many mistakes...
But if don't care about that, I have a whole folder of uncolored sketches if you want some stuff to color.

>>30225336

I've started to get ponis in my dreams. Saw princess celestia appear in last one.

>>30225308

ALL OF THEM.

>>30225316
>This is what Southerners actually believe

>>30225308

Any of the CMC, Big Mac, Carrot Top, Twilight, Luna, and Fluttershy all would.

So.

How 'bout them Wonderbolts?

>>30225282
Maybe.

Until then, have this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=xHw23IVR2RU#!

It actually reminds me of Ren and Stimpy. Probably because I am in the Jonh K. thread.

>>30225316
seriously. they got free transportation from a desert wasteland to a fertile temperate zone, real food, clothing, and a roof over their head that wasn't made of straw. all they had to do was some hard labor. it's no different than going to college and being indebted to the government for your loans for the rest of your life.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWH_9VRWn8Y&feature=player_embedded

>>30225350
Maybe you should stop asking questions and post ponies. Spider-man is an exception.

>>30225287
I think having a pony as a 'pet', wouldn't really be a master-pet relationship, but more roommate relationship: You're both under the same roof, no genetic ties, and take part in each other's lives every day through interaction.

>>30225316

Ruckus, what the fuck are you doing in a pony thread? Next you'll be going on a rant about how inferior earth ponies are to unicorns or some shit.

>only have one dream with a pony in it
>was Rarity
I don't want to go down this road again.

>>30225352
that would actually be pretty great, you gonna mediafire em or somethin?

>>30225390
MAYBE YOUR RIGHT!

So stumbled across this on /v/. Was curious as to how many of you lot can eke out a tune similar to something from the show. Who's game for giving it a try?
http://www.virtualpiano.net/

>>30225398

So then why call them a pet? Why not just call them... a friend?

>>30225398
>MLPony consents to heavy master/pet roleplay with you.

>>30225287
How else are we supposed to be able to keep a pony with us for life if not as a pet?

>>30225390

>see a pony thread on /co/
>it's basically a shipyard where strange people talk about strange porn and basically take everything too far

>see a pony thread on /b/
>image dumps of cute pictures and general lighthearted attitude

irony

what the hell is going on with 4chan...again...

>>30225308
Twilight. She would KNOW it was some elaborate gambit set to teach some vital moral lesson and will end up saving Equestria. That or she'd do so out of fear. She was the first to assume that Fluttershy would be banished forever to a cage in a dungeon in the Everfree Forest with the Philomena incident after all.

>>30225440
a friend with benefits

>>30225436
i hate to agree with faceless but i kinda want this

>>30225398

But it would be more like a pet in that it would contribute nothing to the household and you would be responsible for feeding it, bathing it, etc..

Not a very good roommate.

>>30225433

>>Pony as a pet

Fuck! I'm having that "Rainbow Dash in a collar" fantasy again.

Fuck!

>>30225445
If you really think about it, /co/ is as bad or worst than /b/, the same kind of retards and sick fucks appear in both boards.

>>30225308

Dash, obviously.

Element of loyalty up in this bitch.

>>30225445
Don't forget Ponychan where autists rule and the hivemind is true.

It's so much irony you can't contain it.

>>30225445
>New to this thing
>Oh, /co/ tells me ponychan is like /b/ only with more mods
>Go there
>Get out you non furry!

>Feel bored
>Slap some dramatic text on a screenshot

>>30225461

>>30225475

Although, if we're gonna talk about Pony Pets anyway...

Fatashy. Discuss.

I wish Equestria was Gor so I could make all the ponies my pets.

so did we ever figure out what taco watering a dick meant?

>>30225461

>>30225436
What if Celestia wanted to be the master, and you the pet?

You'd have to do it! She's the princess, you have to do what she says!

>>30225497
GOOD GOD!
PLEASE......PLEASE TELL ME WHAT HAPPENS!

>>30225398
With that, which pony would make the best roommate? I think it would be RD. She would barely be in the house (out doing physical activity or something active) so I wouldn't have to put up with her shit, then when she does get home, she'll probably be one horny equine.

>>30225378
>>30225378

jesus

fucking

christ

this animatic is FUCKING BRILLIANT

if I had even the SLIGHTEST bit of talent I'd try and animate it for the guy since he doesn't seem to want to, but MY LOWLY SKILLS could not possibly do justice to this MASTERPIECE.

>>30225474

>you would be responsible for feeding it, bathing it, etc..

what. There are no humans in Equestria and they seem to have no trouble feeding or bathing themselves right now. They wouldn't need anything from you except for shelter, you just want to imagine that they would because you want something to be dependent upon you for survival.

Also, you wish to have the sex with your mother.

>>30225497
8/10 on the cute scale, just behind twilight in her various states, rainbow dash voice crack and pinkie pie with baked goods fan art

>>30225399
EARTH PONEHS ARE THE SCUM OF DA ERF, And SHOUlD BE THANKFUL EFRY DAY DAT THE GENRUS UNICAWNS DONT MAKE DEM WOIK IN DA MERCURY MINES! DAY IN AND DAY OWT! I say dem UN GRAAATEFUl EARF Ponies SHOULD BE HUNG BY DAY UGLEH, PITIFUL NECKS FOR SAYIN ANYFIN BaD ABOUT DA GOOD HOLSUM PURE UNICORNS!

>>30225497
Buttershy, lad. That was the predetermined name from long ago.

>>30225500
oh, you mean this?

>>30225378
That's... not too bad actually.

>>30225399

How could Ruckus not like this show? It's about an all powerful white woman ruling a land where darkies are banished to the forest and/or fucking space, only allowed to return because of the white queen's eternal mercy.

His favorite episode is A Dog and Pony Show for it's portrayal of race relations.

>>30225390
>>30225418

I AM IRON BLOOM

>>30225481
Shut up Faceless

>master/pet roleplay
why stop at role play. make it a life style

>MLPony
never mind

faceless i am constantly amazed at how alike and yet unlike we really are...

>>30225464
Just imagine. Your own pony 'pet', with whom you play with like it's a dog, you walk it around with a leash, clean it with your own hands in the shower... And at the end of the day, you both take a break from the roleplaying to let off the sexual steam.

And then, you get to do it all over again the next day if you so want to.

>>30225544
yeah

>>30225522

She gets a tummy ache.

>>30225530

What if I want to feed her and bathe her?

>>30225426
that was actually pretty easy
good thing it's pretty much all on the C scale

>>30225445
oh also

>Princess Luna pictures on /co/
>sometimes cute, but generally she's crying in every Goddamn picture

>Princess Luna pictures on /b/
>She's Nightmare Moon, imprisoned on the moon, as Nightmare Moon. No emotional little girls here, just a raging monster biding her time.

you guys should be ashamed, this is ridiculous

Ponies as pets is a very uncomfortable concept to me. Can't we talk about ponies as ponies?

>>30225559
You may be iron, but you'll never have swag

Hey guys... is Krek around?

I made a picture for him.

>Post dream about ponies fucking with your dreams.
>Mention that family sees pony as a "pet", but she acts nothing like a pet. Just as her pony counterpart.
>Everyone discusses slavery, Master/Slave relationships.
feels indifferent.

>>30225150

I've only ever had one pony dream, and it only involved pony merch.

I had a vision of this Twihat. It was ballin'.
Prophecy?

Rose-chan! Hey Rose-chan!

Are you around?

>>30225530

Ah, so I suppose the pony will just go to the market and buy carrots and spinach with pony dollars it earned from doing its pony job?

>>30225559
Not bad. Now giver her the Friendship (Photon) Cannon.

>>30225528
Shall we try to achieve something like this. We've got plenty of writers and artists and inkers and painters here all the time. Something like this animatic would be small time to such a large group.

Guys

guys

guys

stop being creepy

I understand that wanting to hug a cute pony is about the same as wanting to pet a fluffy cat, but having them as your pets is going a bit far, and master/pet roleplay with sentient horses is definitely crossing a line.

>>30225573
if you cant figure it out, your a real idiot
this has been around for ages

>>30225599
Ooh, does that mean...?

Also, I sent you a mail, dunno if it got through.

>>30225609
about to head to bed, what's up?

This fucking thread.

>>30225616

>>30225411
I think I did it right... First time uploading to this site.
http://www.mediafire.com/?3suhh2hgian26lr
Also, I just rar'd the whole folder without looking.
I don't know what's in there, so have fun with some sketches that I'm possibly ashamed of.

>>30225515

Well that wou... that uh...

son of a whore.

>>30225541

Buttershy is chubby Fluttershy. Fatashy is Futashy who's put on weight, as in the picture I posted where she's a pet.

>>30225572

Faceless. why do I see you as the kind of sick fuck who would have sex with his dog?

>>30225616 >>30225616
>>30225616 >>30225616
>>30225616 >>30225616
>>30225616 >>30225616
>>30225616 >>30225616
>>30225616 >>30225616

slavery as it is

>>30225573
I know what it means, but I can't really just "tell" you...I'd have to show you, in person...

>>30225643
Are you married?

>>30225646
sometimes I feel bad for nathan because it's always his face as the "brony"
then I see him post something and the feeling goes away

>>30225612

we should at least try.

it's a sad day when something as shit as the stuff BRONYTOONS puts out is considered to be "raising the bar" for fan animation.

>>30225643
mai waifu returns
huzzah
only to announce leaving
:sad:

>>30225597

you just gave me an idea, i should draw all the hero ponies at a party


A HALOWEEN PARTEEEEYY

>>30225665
>not having sex with your dog
>2011

>>30225665
>Faceless. why do I see you as the kind of sick fuck
I left out the rest because it's a moot point.

If Fluttershy was fighting for Palestinian liberation would she be Fatahshy?

>>30225616
Yeah. You should be in a committed marriage with a sentient horse before you get into any kind of bedroom antics.

What if celestia didn't want to suck your dick or would never have sex with you?

>>30225701
glad i could be apart of the "process"
>>30225702
MFW

>>30225714
Regicide.

>>30225616

What if I just want to raise an adorable little foal like it was my daughter?

>>30225707
smash the Zionist opression

>>30225625
Ah, you better believe it does, Sr.

You're next.

Oh, and here's that picture Krek wanted; it's a Lyra x BonBon wedding. If you guys see him, just point him to NiggerFaggot or some shit on Ponibooru. Hope he likes it.

Also, just checked mail. I'll shoot ya a reply in a short.

>>30225607

I'm just gonna hold onto this image. Thanks.

>>30225714
well seeing as she is a fictional cartoon character I would say that is the case.
and I suppose I would go on living life as I always have.

>>30225714

Then obviously you suck celestia's dick

god dammit when are there going to be water ponies?!

i want to make a bunch of sea men jokes!

>>30225714
Equestria would be a lot like day to day life in reality

you better fucking know what this refers to

>>30225426
try these Keys on your keyboard. Crack a smile.

Y I D
Y I D
F G F G F S P

Yes, why does having a pony pet mean having sex with it? Not exactly what I was picturing

>>30225707
And if she liked cheap MIDI-controllers she'd be Fatarshy?

>>30225695
I don't think we'd actually be able to hit Bronytoons, or anywhere near it. They have some issues, but it's still pretty decent. And with practice, they could get really good.

>>30225743
Awwwriiight.
I see Derpy, Berry and Twilight, but I don't know if that's Trixie or Hoity. damn color schemes.

>>30225714
i would say ok, because the only way she would have gotten it before is through rape.
there is nothing here, why are you still reading
STOP THAT

>>30225764

And yes, it's a WIP where half the frames are done, I reversed them just to help give you an idea.

>>30225764
i believe i saw this haters gonna hate last thread

>>30225742
They were invented so people could set boundaries for others to stay inside of.

Lines bring order. Lines bring peace. Lines bring harmony.

If you're an enemy of the line, you're an enemy of us all.

>>30225764
Um... is it from a music video?

>>30225764
that one .gif of the 2 dudes dancing?

>>30225743
IT LOOKS SO REEEEAAAALLLL

>>30225781

that's not it at all, think of the original source

>>30225767
Well, what else would you do with it?

>>30225742
That would be shocking if it weren't so badly drawn

>>30225090

i want to draw this

>>30225786
Fuck your harmony, I don't listen to anyone EVER.

>>30225774
Derpy, Cheerilee, Trixie, Twilight in order

okay one more
>Ponies in bed on /co/
>shipping and probably futa

>ponies in bed on /b/
>they're just sleeping, aw

/b/ is officially better at this than you guys are

stop being such creepy fucks, you creepy fucks

>>30225703

I'm just glad we've streamlined the process so much.

>>30225789

I have no idea what this is supposed to be. Supposed I need to 'lurk' more?

>>30225774
I was going for Derpy, Cheerilee, Trixie and Twilight.

>>30225807
Man, people flipped shit over GG corruption series. A series that looked like it was drawn with crayons.

>>30225688
hahaha no

that's an odd question

>>30225769
and if she was an orthodox muslim, she'd be Fatwāshy

>>30225714
I'm okay with that.

Now, if she won't be my steed, she's in for a world of hurt.

I'll have my magical god mount yet, even I have to get there riding on the back of the pope.

>>30225796

warmer, can you name the show it was from

>>30225765
Do you one better. Parentheticals are chords and need to be pressed together.
(up) (oa) (ps)
(ps) (ad) (sf)
(sf) (sh) (od)
fd (os) a (ip)

(up) (oa) (ps)
(ps) (ad) (sf)
(sf) (fh) (gj)
(fh) k(dj)
(fj) (hk) (jl) k j (sh) g f (od)
s f (od)
(os) a (ip)
(is) (ua) (ep)

>>30225844
hes gonna propose, watch him

I need a subject to draw tomorrow. Cause come Tuesday, I'll be too busy with playing Rage.

So give me one thing to draw. Also I have to buy a blending stick because I'm getting tired of blackening my fingers with graphite.

>>30225844
Would you like to be?

>>30225844
well if you were married your life partner might ask questions after you go missing
not that anything like that would ever happen
I want to taste your voice rose

>>30225824
My sides! This is hilarious.

>disregard ponies
>draw star trek
>acquire drawing skill

>friendship is magic has become this generation's final fantasy 7

think about it

>>30225868
Pinkie Pie fighting AJ

>>30225840
>>30225816
Wh-

Oh.

DERP D'DURR

>>30225695
We should.
I'd be willing to help.
The problem is voices, we'd end up having to do all OCs.
And then we would be as bad as THEM.

So to all of you who are fantasizing pet roleplay scenarios, what if Lyra was your pony pal? You can suggest it to her, but however she reacts is how you must go through with it. For example, if she suggests that she be the owner and you the pet, you must go through with it. If you try to weasel out of it, there will be... consequences.

Do you go through with it?

>>30225885
thank god for the capital "L", thats all i have to say about that.

Today I was at work when an older woman came through my checkout line. She was buying ponytoys for her granddaughter.

>Fluttershy
>Pinkie Pie
>Applejack
>Rarity
>Twilight Sparkle Hot air balloon playset
But then
>G3 Rainbow Dash
>Fuck

I realize she was probably trying to buy the complete set for her granddaughter or something and only knew the names, not the details. And I can see the little one getting the wrong fucking Rainbow Dash and being all "wtf?"

I wanted to tell her, "Ma'am, this is the wrong Rainbow Dash. You want the pegasus one." But I couldn't... Pony Christ forgive me.

>>30225889
H-have you seen how I draw things now? You know what, alright.

>>30225885
TWILIGHT SPARKLE KILLS FLUTTERSHY

>>30225885
Gummy got swole. What is his secret.

>>30225822
Well, /b/ is kids.

/co/ is...crazy kids (like dafty) and neckbeards (the creepy ones).

>>30225824
>that fucking comic

Hahaha, this fandom is the worst thing ever.

Need a writing prompt to write tonight, it'll be short 1-2 posts long.

This may look like some other posts that might've recently popped up in this thread. I have no idea what you are talking about.

sleeping ponies?

dawww

>>30225822
we embrace our shittyness, this is what seperates us from the rest

>>30225871
Don't be such a creep. This is hardly a romantic setting. Not a single candle in sight. And don't even get me started on the lack of the dinner, the dance, the long meaningful walk along the beach-front or in the alley of trees...

>>30225871
>>30225873

>>30225909
.......Coward.....

>>30225899
>implying I wouldn't want Lyra to hang me from a pipe by my wrists and beat me senseless with a piece of extension cord

>>30225932

>>30225893
That's what I was thinking too. Ponychan uses the main cast and tries to stick to similar VA's. /co/ would use OC's to try and not mess with canon.

>>30225924
Rarity gets a new client at her salon/store. It's Cole Slaw pony. And Cole Slaw pony has a date coming up.

Paging guy who dreams about Pinkie. Has she shown up during the gap bewteen episodes 3 and 4? (Context: She keeps showing up in his dreams and dragging him to Ponyville, but she said she'll be busy during Season 2.)

Guys, really?

Guess it's time to start getting into the plushie making business then.

>>30225936
dear rose

I want you to draw cute things and keep being a cool person

please

>>30225909
congratulations, you just ruined the life of another brony

>>30225909

Your sins against awesomeness shall not be forgiven. For your crimes, you shall be banished to the moon for a thousand years.

Also, we're going to throw things at you.

>>30225969
>>30225969

>>30225916
>/co/ is...crazy kids

>>30225916
Crazy kid master race.

I HAVE A WAIFU (but not really!) and sometimes I post WACKY things that make NO SENSE and engage in SELF DEPRECIATING HUMOR!

ALSO I LIKE THE SHIFT KEY

ALOT

GOD I'M RETARDED

>>30225935
I bet he doesn't even have any chloral hydrate!

>>30225619
not afraid to admit it
it isn't coming to mind
>>30225742
>pic related
>>30225844
glad to see you're back

>>30225873
>>30225871
You've outdone yourselves /co/.

>>30225967
Between episodes 2 and 3, rather.

>>30225969
Jesus. Fuck this gay earth.

>>30225885
whops, fucked my name up

coincidentally, rose is a fantastic on-the-spot character designer. she whipped these two up in narry 20 minutes

>threads were all right for a while
>suddenly
>this shit

I cant help but think it's partly my fault

>>30225919

You do know that's from Family Guy, right?

>>30225993
That wasn't what I was going for. And if he did, the cops would be all over him the second they got wind of it. So to speak.

>>30225971
I'm afraid that I can totally do that

>>30225969
Woa, woa, woa.

>Princess Celestia will never use you as an example of the inferiority of the human race by making you kiss her hooves, then having you take off all your clothes and be her maid/manservant

>>30225987
Just so you know, tailoring is the most profitable skill when catering to any fandom. True words.

>>30226023
Yay!

>>30225959
Hmm. Actually, yeah.
Or rule 63 versions of the mane 6. Alternate universe, no canon interruption.

Need someone to lead this shit though.
And, well, /co/ to step up and help.
So far, it looks like 3 guys.

>>30225991
[spoilet]voltaire

>>30226023
You monster.

>>30226023

Dandy.

>>30225969
>opljeck.jpg
pfftt

>>30225936
Your arts are the best and you're a girl on the internet.

You must become my wife.

>>30226026
sounds like planet of the apes

>>30226026
>You will never be asked by princess celestia to do those things and respond by pulling down your pants and raping luna while fire a gun into the air

>>30225969


I'm just glad it doesn't have a fuck hole.. tell me it doesn't have a fuck hole...?

>>30226026
i would
have consensual inter-species opposite-gender sex in the missionary position
with her
if you know what i mean
old chum

>>30226066
I'm afraid you may also be suffering from sleep deprivation.goodnight, NH4NO3

>>30225987
>>30225969
It must be great throwing thousands of dollars around like it's nothing

>>30225987

That's more than five fucking times what I paid for my car.

What the fuck man.

>>30226083
i think you know the answer to that: not yet.

>>30226086
rose have you considered drawing humanized ponies?

I'm not a neckbeard and I'm not a kid. What does tha classify me as?

>>30225937
>>30225976
>>30225979

I know... I did try to offer her a gift receipt so that she could return it but she was all like "Nah, Don't need one."

...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSvjBcDbFHA#t=20m04s

>>30226014
no its probably mine...
i was bored and started...something...and it grew out of control...

>>30226080
GODDAMMIT REALITY!!!!
DOES YOUR DEPRAVITY KNOW NO BOUNDS?

>>30226026

I must say, seeing Peppermint Patty out of nowhere made me laugh more than anything in this thread.

>>30226086
But I slept until noon!


...So lonely. ;_;

>>30226080
What I refuse to deal with is such a crude image macro.

Forget the Over a Barrel episode.

Jason Statham has to deliver the tree.
He's not a pony. Just straight up Statham from his Transporter movies.

How explosive do things get and how many ponies die during the delivery?

Sweetie Belle appears on your doorstep and asks you to fuck her. What do you do?

>>30226106
a nid.

>>30226026

>>30226122
Ponies are immortal

>>30226044
Considering the large numbers of males we have here, it would have to be male MC's. I wonder, could we pull it off? Moe, but with male characters?

>>30226084
You've got class, Dinofag. You've got class.
implying that you've got excellent taste in ponies, old bean.

>>30226122
the buffalo are extinct within a week

>>30226119
No one cares.
And you don't woo ladies by being a goddamn creeper.

>>30226106
a faggot

>>30226135
you're no fun at all.

>>30226066
didn't she declare a husbando in the last thread
she did and it was...

>>30226151
We'll see about that!

>>30226123
knock her out, put her in a paper bag, put the bag on my neighbor's doorstep, set the bag on fire

>>30226157
Problem?

>>30226131
What's a nid?
pic unrelated.

>>30226123
so no thanks, but offer to cuddle

>>30226151
a tripcode makes all the ladies cream instantly, everyone knows that

>>30226141
oh celestia's just one night thing
zecora's my real target
feelin' that jungle fever MMMHMMM
pic very related

>>30226084
Why would she have sex with an inferior species? She's not making you be naked as a sexual thing, she's making you be naked because A) she knows humans don't like being naked and B) so you can be self-conscious of your insignificant human penis.

>>30226084
I like the cut of your jib.

>>30226173
a neckbeard kid.


Aka; Manchild

>>30226123

HOLY SHIT A TALKING MARSHMALLOW.

>>30226188
and what if I don't look like or act like a manchild?

>>30226106
Then you're still a creepy old pervert.

>>30226123
I ask her if she knows where she is and where her sister is because clearly she is no longer in equestria.
From there I take her into my home and let her lay on my couch. She's alone and scared; I bring her a cup of cocoa and listen to her tale of adventure and sorrow.
As the evening draws to a close I put a blanket over her sleeping body and set the radio to a classical music station and turn off the lamp.
Then I fuck her right in the asshole while she sleeps

>>30226119
NH4N03, teach me how to propose to women! I must learn your secret technique!

>>30226087

I doubt they're rich, if that's what you're implying. It's probably more like a drug addiction. They couldn't not but it.

>>30226175
She kicks you in the balls and calls you a fag.

>>30226175

But Mister, I want to do more than cuddle! I want to have some super special fun!

>>30226230
>>30226230
>>30226230
>>30226230
>>30226230
>>30226230
>>30226230
>>30226230

>>30226232
what a fucking bitch

>>30226197
Then you don't exist

well would you look at the time, i gotta mosey.

>>30226201
But I'm not old. But I'm not a kid. I am an enigma.

>>30226139
We probably could.
We've got the talent.
The problem is getting everyone to settle down and work on something together.
I don't think this show has taught us anything.

We'd need to get a tripfag on board, then all the anons would follow.

>>30226218
That doesn't change the fact that they're spending thousands of dollars.
You can't buy something without money, so how are they not at least somewhat wealthy?

>>30226235
>clandestine anal adventure

>>30226215
Be straight to the point!

And use force if necessary.

>>30226123
No, I'm not into foals. Maybe once she's grown up, though.

>>30226106
well you're on the internet so i imagine a human
i'm gonna go with false, yeah false, that was easy, next

>>30226182
>Humans
>Inferior

Ponies have big dicks. They have strength. They have magic.

They also have yet to show any degree of innovation and drive (except for pinkie) and their society is fucking stagnant. They're not leaving that planet, or even their country, in a million years.

And, we have weapons.

>>30225959

"H-hello? Anyone home?" Cole-slaw-pony quietly peeped into the dim boutique. "I'm here for my order. I was told it would be ready today." She pushed the door open a bit more with her nose.

"Do come in dear, it's all pinned up and under going the special stitching now." Rarity said, not taking her eyes off of the delicate work that is stitching together shredded cabbage. "It's coming together perfectly, darling. Do take a seat." The unnamed pony with hair that resembled a tangled mess of carrots and rigid leafed vegetable took a seat. "And... We're... Done!" The unicorn exclaimed, pulling the delicate fabric off of the clothes-pony and finished the final assembly. "Perfect... Now... If you would just sign your name here..." Rarity held out the clipboard for the pony and offered a pen.

A quick signature later, the cole-slaw-pony took the dress off of the poni-quin and pranced out of the shop. "Thanks again Rarity! You're the best!" Rarity eyed the signature, still uncertain of what exactly that pony's name was through the rough scratching that resembled pecking-scratch.

"Thank goodness she didn't need me to do her... Slaw-hair again..."

>>30226511
I was actually going to offer to draw something tomorrow after work. And I've been practicing drawing for some time now. Maybe I should rephrase that we aren't going to hit Bronytoons any time soon. But if this is what you need to get inspired, so be it. Get to work, and work hard.

Check 'em.

>>30226511
Some people were actually willing to do something like this.

Well... If you need any help or anything.