Wish I knew what the fuck just happened.

The hell happened to the old thread? It got deleted with the marker and all.

somebody get the marker in here so the thread can 404 again

>That feel when you will never eat fresh candy horse semen straight from the source from your favorite futa pony

Where did our thread go?

Also Stephen Magnet is silly.

I dont like going to ponythreads anymore.
They make me realize that I will never have real life pony friends to hug and spend time with non-sexually NOR will i ever do engage in sexual activities with a colored cartoon pony.

God damnit you guys.

>>30207966

If I knew of a way to do it I would sir.

>>30207959
I swear, Trollestia. No new threads from you.

I was eating a bowl of Apple Jacks in the thread before this one and the one before that. But I'm done now.

>>30207984
fuck off

Please take this commemorative hat in memory of the summarily deleted old general

>>30208010
I don't get it.

what just happened?

can it go back to being lyra time?

Why could Stephen Magnet talk but the hydra was a dumb monster?

The party hats block the hide thread option

>>30208058

Some mod probably through a dart at his monitor, got mad when he missed all of the ponies and deleted the thread.

>>30208082

Lyra time sounds nice.

>>30208096

*threw

Whatever! Goddamn!

>>30207935
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pv2o71OhYAg&lc=7Q0AVd6v7acebOEn5HXMpsoQdbNJQw5Kmh2F1tvp_d8&fe
ature=inbox

>>30208082
but lyra time is worst time anon

You show your favorite pony a video of an atomic bomb going off.

How do they react?

>>30208095
So use the filter.

>>30208122

see, this guy knows whats up.

>>30208151

>>30208151
Twilight looks on in horror.

>>30208095
>hiding posts/threads
Pfft. Casual.

>>30208122

Lyra says it's time to shake your Bon-Bon!

Anyway... Who is the best male shipper? Soarin' or Big Mac?

Can I draw pony with a ponytail, sweater, and socks as well?

>>30208035
>Repressed lust for ponycock

She tastes like licorice

>>30208151
Laugh

>>30208085
He was fabulous?

>"Twilight, why ya'll gotta keep a nigga down, yo? I ain't yo bitch, y'all find some nigga else to clear yo skanky ass skies."

>>30208151

>Celestia
>nostalgic

>>30208082

>>30208156
Which one? I have the Firefox 4chan add on

I love slacker pony!

>>30208186
I fucking hate licorice.

>>30208151

>>30208185
Do it.

>>30208151

Rainbow Dash wants to try replicating it for her next Sonic Rainboom.

We're all doomed.

>Not keeping your Lyra in the fridge

>Halloween episode
Rarity will design everyone's costume, but the episode won't revolve around that.

Twilight Sparkle: A concept. Something like Celestia's Mercy or something like that. She'll spend the episode frustrated that no one gets it.
Rarity: A really elaborate and fancy dress. She'll spend the episode trying not to get her dress dirty.
Fluttershy: None. She'll spend the episode being dragged around while she's hiding in a couch.
Rainbow Dash: a Wonderbolts costume. Legal shenanigans will ensue.
Applejack:Something simple like an apple pie or something like that. She'll spend the rest of the episode getting ridiculed on how her costume isn't clever.
Pinkie Pie: Something really weird. Her costume will be revealed at the end of the episode as a groan-inducing pun.

>>30208218
Yeah, and we'll do it to you ponies too, so know your place!

>>30208205
https://github.com/aeosynth/4chan-filter

Putting "MLP General" under 'subject' should catch nearly all of them.

sage

>>30208085
He had a mustache. That's why he was really sad NMM shaved off half of it, he was afraid of becoming a dumb beast

>>30208240
And of Luna?

>>30208182
Yes he is.

>>30208240
>Rainbow Dash: a Wonderbolts costume. Legal shenanigans will ensue.
EVERYONE IN THIS THREAD IS NOW AN HONORARY WONDERBOLT

>>30208254
You sure showed us!

>>30208276
DID YOU JUST SAY-

>>30208256

Makes sense to me!

>>30208276

>>30208202

see, even tess knows lyra time is best time.

>>30208285
no! no rainbow dash allowed in the wonderbolts, those are the rules.

>>30208276
Cool.

>>30208194
does rainbow dash not need no man?

>>30208289
AH ITS ADORABLE

>>30208276
Even me?!

>>30208174
tess you know what you should do you should draw hardcore ponies that is what you should do

IM SO GOOD AT FLYING
THIS GROUND IS TOO SOFT

>>30208250
Thanks faggot

>>30208261
Luna will commit Sepukku

>>30208276

>>30208293
>Paul is the best human
>mfw my name is paul

>>30208240

>Twilight
>Not a witch

It's so obvious. Also who else is gonna HNNNG at the Derpy costume?

>>30208297

But She was already in the thread >>30208194
>>30208230

>>30208276
Did you just say-

>>30208194

>>30208318
yes this should be drawn I love that macro

Zecora is the token zebra wonderbolt

>>30208321
No problemo senior

>>30208321
What a nice fellow

>>30208343
That's not Rainbow Dash.

That's Rashawntae Dashiqua.

Lauren Faust, mother and father of Princess Celestia and Princess Luna. Mythical Creature that no pony has ever seen or heard to even exist.

She holds the power of "Creation"

>>30208344
Too late, Bender.

>>30208371
>mother and father
so she got herself pregnant with her own futa dick?

isn't that like, biologically a bad idea?

>>30208371
Damnit, Lauren. Shut the fuck up.

>fluttershy not using FOSS
Shes really going to use products made by a factory that have multiple suicides. Not to mention as she is a caring pony why the fuck wouldnt she care about the evils proprietary software brings to us every day. Shes got posters of RMS on her walls

Anyway, Rainbow would be using YOPER Linux. It calls itself thwe fasted outof the box distro. Its not the fastest overall but eh, those are the only ones I really know in regards to ponies

>>30208355
>.js

Yeah no

>>30207984
>straight from the source

it's "straight from the tap"

>>30208369
Unnecessary Racism so sad.

>>30208394

Everything is futa with you dinofag

futa dinosaurs
futa ponies

Why don't you grow up already?

>>30208332
The joke was supposed to be that Twilight was unfamiliar with the tradition of Halloween and someone told her to dress as something silly that doesn't really exist. So she picked Celestia's Mercy.

>>30208432
FUTA FUTAS

OH DEAR GOD WHAT HAVE WE DONE

>>30208394
She travelled back in time and fertilized herself only using her ova.

>>30208371

get out of here Lauren, nobody cares about your stupid mary sue OC.

>>30208432
no i mean like, in an evolutionary sense it's a bad move
sexual reproduction is to mix genes around, strengthening against diseases and reducing recessive defects.

>>30208318
>>30208351
Macro? Can I have it please?

>>30208328
Hi Paul! I'm your biggest fan!

Maybe it's an odd thing to ask but...Why isn't there any fanfics/art about Applejack x Soarin' with Rainbow Dash jelly in the background?

>>30208394
Not really

>>30208445
>serenitatis
>tia

do not let mlp fans make up names.

>>30208371

Nice art but what is up with the whole OC and alicorn thing? Can't people try and make like something that doesn't wreak of OCD OC?

>>30208371

Does anyone else think Alicorns come from some kind of advanced alien civilization in the style of Jack Kirby's Asgard?

Cause I do.

>>30208445
Cute. But... >Tia

>>30208416
It's a script to work with greasemonky. Works just fine, and not going to do anything harmful.

Take it or leave it I suppose.

>>30208483
>serenitatis
Except that's a real thing.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mare_Serenitatis

>>30208394
It's not any weirder than a lot of creation myths. Consider Adam and Eve populating Earth with their incestuous offspring, for instance.

>>30208480
>citing jenna angel as anything positive whatsoever
>ever

>>30208445
ego's work does terrifying things to my heart.

>>30208490
What about >Tia?

>>30208483
>>30208490
Tia is a good nick name

>>30208486
most people are terrible character designers
it's like the character equivalent of shitty 13 year old pseudo-anime deviant art crap.

it's everywhere, it's bad, and they don't realize it

>>30208489
inB4 JackKirbyMLP.jpg

>>30208486
Well, she is the show's creator. She can be whatever the hell she wants.

>>30208445
>group for beginner drawfriends
>posts a fully-rendered submission every week to remind other members that they're suck-tier

how does Twilight deal with her debilitating asparagus syndrome

>>30208511
But she doesn't like wasting time and I totally know that feel

>>30208483

>>Not liking Pirate Woona

Nigga, you just went full derp.

>>30208489

It happened like all strange things. A group of higher beings got drunk off their ass and wanted to see if a unicorn and pegasus would do it if they too were drunk as hell.

Why else do we have animals like the platypus?

>>30208511

>blingee without snoop

i thought those were outlawed

>>30208371
More like a creator of the Equestrian world. She is in no way related to the royal sisters.

>>30208486
Faust is literally the only person on the Earth who is entitled to make an alicorn OC. Trufax.

>>30208528
It's like Krinkles releasing a new Madness Combat on every Madness day, you can't compete with the original.

>>30208416

Then enjoy your pony threads, faggot

>>30208490
>>30208483
>Most fanfics.
>'Tia
>'Tia everywhere.
And we wonder why she got sent to the moon, it sounds like a fucking irritating yap dog.

>>30208467

Think they mean this

>>30208531
at least she didn't get cauliflowerosis

>>30208489

Actually, ponies came after the extinction of the humans millions of years ago. Their predecessors, the equines are thought to have been manipulated by a strange force, alien by nature, in order to make them what they are.

Few mention humans and the little knowledge they posses, are in strict quarantine by the princess herself.

>>30208513
it hurts to read it.

>>30208528
I suppose the line between inspiring and discouraging is fairly thin

>current show staff finds a way to insert Faust's OC alicorn into the show

>it pisses Hasbro off

>show is cancelled

>>30208555

Fair enough.

>>30208531
by not using public restrooms so people can't smell her asparagus piss

>>30208533
jenna angel is, like, the literal definition of bad. the only one worse than her is chiaki and maybe margot cuvier. i don't like wasting time either, but that does not make jenna angel an acceptable person to any degree.

>>30208544
occasionally a particularly egregious blingee or two will slip through the net, like a persistent illegal alien

>>30208095
>not adblocking the hats
>20XX

>>30208594
>they make a toy of it
>hasbro is pleased

>>30208577
>humans
>existing in the same universe as equastria

>>30208594
They wouldn't mind, they'd just make a pink toy of it

>>30208528
I'll never understand how Ego was allowed to join the beginner drawfriend things. She's far too good to be called a beginner.
It's like a dictionary at the spelling bee.

>>30208555

Trips for truth.

>>30208630

>>30208623
>it's pink

>>30208577
stupidest-fanon-ever.jpg

>>30208555
I'll allow it.

>>30208634
Hey, I happen to think she's great at spelling bees.

I think the reason why the beds are so huge is because there are much bigger stallion around that needs the space, say Big Mac even.

But how the fuck does a stallion in that size fit his cock in small mares like these?

>>30208657
>he doesn't

>>30208657

They probably don't have as large a cock as everybody seems to think they do. I'm sure their is a 3 ft tall Stallion whose dick we can measure to get a good comparison.

>>30208508
Selfcestuous, you mean. Eve was Adam's R63 clone. And they had no genetic flaws yet.

Only after the Flood did longevity start to decrease. Reducing the gene pool to three breeding pairs (Adam's sons and their wives) will do that, especially when the Flood churned up radioactive elements.

(The "vapor canopy" thing is just idiotic, though.)

>>30208648

meh, seen worse.

>>30208657
they can take it, the mare's vagina is very deep

>>30208634
Ego wanted to be the biggest fish in a small pond

>>30208518

I HAVE HEARD THE CALL AND THE CALL IS PONIES!

>>30208613
but the point was about futa babies

>>30208657
>>30208657
its all about stretching anon

even applebloom can take big mac with some practice

>>30208594
Probably as a feature length movie to mark the end of the series.

Discord breaks out again and sends the main six on a trip to various alternate dimensions as a game. Also for some reason he's far more powerful than ever before, and saps both Luna and Celestia's powers.

It culminates in multiple main sixes from parallel worlds working together to defeat Discord, by summoning the Spirit of Harmony, which is Faust's Alicorn OC.

Maybe something with them all realizing the reality of their existence, then being supercharged by the sheer amount of fans who enjoy watching them and etc. in order to pull off some big magic bullshit bomb.

>>30208657
>Bed sizes
If you allowed a woman to purchase a bed the size of the entire fucking bedroom, they would take it in a heartbeat.
And cover it in tiny pillows.

>>30208704
oh
well then carry on

>Ponying instead of studying for my Thermo test.
Twilight would be dissapoint of my study habits.

>>30208657

>twilight clearly has two beds in that episode
>spike still sleeps in a basket like thing in later episodes

>>30208671

Big Mac's other name is Blue Balls, because no mare can take him.

>>30208736

maybe he likes the basket

OH BOY LOOK AT THE TIME! LETS US CHANGE THE TOPIC SHALL WE?

>>30208690
using the bible as any kind of end all is idiotic

however noah's flood was probably a reference to an oral tradition of a massive ice-dam busting open at the close of a recent ice age, the flooding is what created the dead sea ( i think... ) and any humans settling nearby would have passed that shit down for generations

Speaking of fannon (reposting this until someone capped it).


In the very beginning there's two gods: the goddess of Love and Harmony, and the God of War and Chaos. The Love goddess created a world and filled it with life and beauty. However, the Chaos God came to her world, to add it to his dark realm of dispair. The two gods fought; but in the end, the goddess won. She sealed the Chaos God into the center of the world, never to be seen again.

>>30208736
It's like my roommate. He owns a bed but decides to sleep on the couch all the time.

>>30208735

I had a thermos test once

I got it wrong and spilled soup over everything

>>30208759
However, this cause the Love Goddess to lose her form, but before this happened she used what left of her body to create beings of her likeness. She then place her soul in six artifacts, one of which holds her heart. With those artifacts, her children can use them to protect themselves from demons that the Chaos God created to dominate her world.

>>30208723

Just as long as they don't visit the /co/-ponyverse.

>>30208736
Garfield still sleeps in a tiny box despite Jon basically being his bitch.

>>30208749
This.

>>30208613
>>30208613
HOW ABOUT I GAEA RAGE YOUR SHIT?!

>>30208655
I wanted to be the Spelling Bee Champion.
And I woulda gotten it too if it weren't for that meddling Sweetie Belle.

>>30208695
I guess that's why I'm turned off by a lot of her BDF things.

>>30208755
Oh shit, someones gonna burn in hell.

>>30208755
and upon the banks of that was soddom and gemmorah

I know this from books

>>30208759
>>30208773
Nobody's capping it because it's fucking retard >fanfiction bullshit. Stop spamming your gay stories.

>>30208759
>>30208773
If the Chaos God EVER break free form his prison, the children of the Love Goddess will unite. Using the artifacts as the guides, they will use the power of Harmony to Seal off the Chaos God, and his demonic spawns for all eternity.

>>30208785
meh, any god that stifles critical thinking and analytics probably has a shitty heaven anyway

i'll have enlightening talks in hell while being raped by demon cock

>>30208755
>however noah's flood was probably a reference to an oral tradition of a massive ice-dam busting open at the close of a recent ice age

That's fucking retarded. Any normal flood could have inspired the story.

>>30208577

This exact same fanon has been parroted over and over again for any show that takes place on what could ostensibly be called earth, but with sort of magic force that might conceivably be possible with theoretical sufficiently advanced technology, and whose inhabitants are intelligent creatures but decidedly inhuman in some way or another.

Stop it. It's not original or clever. You're just repeating the same crap over and over again without any input of your own for viable theories.

>>30208479
Well there's Always Sunny in Fhillydelphia, but Dash wasn't jelly cause Soarin knew how to bribe her.

>>30208784

Shut up, Tess.

>>30208689

As curious as I am about this... I'm still not gonna google "3ft stallion horse cock"

>>30208809
this is based on geological evidence of the area, and a flood that enormous would have made it seem like the entire earth was covered

hence, it appears in the epic of gilgamesh too.

>>30208690
You can't deny it's exactly the same as Equestria's creation myth, only with less futa.

>>30208759
>>30208773
>>30208798

>>30208798
If I cap it, will you shut the fuck up?

>>30208796
Like I said, I'll keep on reposting it untill someone capped it.

Sure it might be head canon, but what other head canon are there that best explain the origin of harmony.

>>30208695

Did I get my Cutie Mark, Dash? What is it?

>>30208809
>bible
>retarded
You just figured this out now? Did you also figure out the Koran is shit when it said the moon split open as well?

>>30208736

It has been implied that Celestia, sometimes, comes to visit Twilight. The bond they share is very "strong"

>>30208846
If you mean stop reposting those origin story, then yes.

>>30208848
doc, you're like i was with the early versions of my story
i'd just post links to it in every thread for days on end and beg for people to critique it. it got kind of old for everyone but me.

don't be that guy (again)

>>30208826
Bitch you ain't the boss'a me.
I do what I want.

>>30208806
Christian anon from earlier here. You'll find agreement on (most of) your post from Pascal to Nietzche to Asimov to C.S. Lewis to Heinlein.

>>30208848
>why aren't people paying attention to my stupid story

>bawwwwwwwwwwww

Go back to ponychan please

What days are new episodes on?

And can we expect them uploaded with Pensive Pony the same day, or the next?

>>30208838
>this is based on geological evidence

The fuck it is. It's based on Creationists trying to explain the Bible.

The last ice age was 12,000 years ago. Yes, there were floods due to ice dams bursting. Not anywhere near the Middle East. Yes, there were floods due to rift valleys opening.

But there's no evidence, historical, geological or otherwise to suggest that they were what inspired the ME flood myth.

Stop believing all that retarded ancient aliens shit you see on the History Channel.

>>30208780
i had difficulty deciding whether to use pony-fiend or serph pony to reply to this horribly offensive comment, but then i could find neither, so have some r63 kanji
anyway, fuck you, i have the red star strategy!
also, >yfw seraph was a symbolic reflection of jenna angel's ultimate potential

>>30208866

Does Nyx join in their "fun"?

>>30208657
Am I the only one who thinks Applejack looks terribly sexy on a bed?

>>30208883
Shut your mouth, bitch.

>>30208780
>>30208511
>>30208480
>>30208809
>>30208755
now now fillies, what did Shin Megami Tensei teach us?

YHVH is a faggot

>been watching How to Train Your Dragon
>check back to thread
>talks of shitty fanfiction and religion
Looks like I didn't miss much.

>>30208891
sounds like a great group of hell drinking buddies to me

>>30208915
>girl Kanji

She's cute.
Too bad I'd still never use her.

Well there you go.

Where is the Present Sins prequel update?

I'm still waiting.

>>30208934
>been watching How to Train Your Dragon

>>30208883

Bitch, I will cut you.

>>30208934
Can we talk about that instead?

Ruffnut > Astrid

>>30208907
Saturdays. Next episode on the 15th. Youtube has them up within hours, high quality versions later in the day.

So, here's this. I didn't want to draw anyone that wasn't Pinkie.

>>30208954

>>30208932

It just taught me that emotions hold you back and that eating you enemies helps you gain their power.

>>30208954
youve got to be one of my favorite people

Whelp.

>>30208082

But its always Lyra time around here

Can we have Cloud Kicker time of Flower Trio time or Carrot Top time at some point?

>>30208954
Foreground font isn't big enough.

Was anybody else rooting for Discord?

He is hilarious and the situations he puts the ponies through are very interesting. I want him to come back.

>>30208979

>>30208908
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Flood
there is some evidence to that particular theory, but yes it's pretty controversial

wait, why would creationists latch onto this? it's basically disproving the biblical account and linking it with gilgamesh.

>>30208932

Disregard Higher powers.
Acquire technology.

>>30208932
Lucifer's a punkass bitch, too.

NEUTRAL IS THE BEST NEUTRAL

>>30208915
so pretty

>>30208922
AJ probably bucks in her sleep, she'd shatter your pelvic bone

>>30208922
I wish to jackhammer Applejack until my hips bruise

>>30208972

I love it when you draw Pinkie.

>>30208932
The only lesson I learned from SMT was how to better manage my press turn system. Now no one ever catches my weak points.

>>30208952
Not using Kanji? Preposterous!

>>30208918

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3qS0odekuU&

My answer

>>30209001

>>30208964
How did you like that credits song?

>>30208979
You will never have a dick so big it takes three ponies to pleasure you.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a25ERFjygOA&featur
Pure pony pleasure.

>>30209024

Chie is better for physical attacks, besides, the final boss is immune to electric abilities.

>>30209046

wow. 22 minutes of gibberish.

how amazing.

>>30208972
this creates a stabbing pain in the left side of my chest and my arm went numb

>>30208979
complete with dead, dead eyes.

>>30209040
thank god. imagine the trouble youd have to go to to get three ponies to suck your dick

>>30209011

>>30208972

are you trying to kill us?

that is dangerously adorable.

>>30208972

d'awww

>>30209015
stop making me feel bad about deleting all my SMT fanart to make space for ponies
i still regret it

>>30209065

>>30209038
Compared to the rest of the score? Awful. Totally killed my boner.

John Powell should've won the Oscar for that soundtrack. So, so glad he's coming back for the sequel.

>>30209046
I feel like Ozymandias.

my favorite pony song will always be art of the dress.

What is yours, for want of a better topic

>>30208959
Fuck you that movie is awesome.

> Sittin at school drawing ponies fucking each other.
> Friend leans over to watch
> he whispers in my ear "Draw Rainbow Dash for me man "
> mfw

>>30209046

Must...murder...parents....now....

>>30208736
Spike sleeps in a cat-basket because if he slept in a bed, it would imply that he's Twilight's live-in boyfriend rather than a pet.

>>30209080
cant you get a flash drive for like five bucks

>>30208995
Dis/co/rd... 'Nuff said.

>>30209090
i think he meant
>in 2011
as in not having watched it in theatres when it came out

>>30209091
>drawing ponies fucking
>at school

>>30209080

It's 2011 and a terabyte costs the average consumer $40. Why would you ever delete anything?

>>30209082
I'm okay with that, because Berry Punch -is- a massive whorebag.

Bitch'll suck you off in the alley behind the bar just for a shot of whiskey. She needs professional help, I tell you what.

>>30209106
yes, and i have one on hand that would have done the job
that is one of the cavalcade of reasons i have for regretting deleting it all

>>30209089

>>30209087
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBYg3N-uvAc

You sure?

>>30209091
How much spaghetti fell out of your pockets?

>>30209091
Did you?

>>30209020
Applejack bucking in her sleep made me whyboner

>>30209124
>shot of whiskey

shit, I heard she'll do it for a bottle of mouthwash

>>30209091
Next he will want his oc fucking dash

>>30209091
>>30209118
>drawing ponies fucking in public

>>30209144
She would buck your apples off.

>>30209106
I bought a 512 MB flash drive for like $80 when they were new.

Last month I was out shopping at tossed an 8 GB into my basket on a whim for $12.

Gotta love technology.

>>30209130

... what does Booster Gold have to do with anything?

>>30209124
Funny thing, she was told that they were whiskey snakes.

>>30209135
Ha, I actually went to that link while I was writing up that previous post.

I have a very, very low tolerance for song lyrics that constantly put the wrong emphasis on the wrong syllable, and that particular song is loaded to the brim with that shit. It's nails on a chalkboard to me.

Here's a real song for your listening pleasure: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L4o5-f6dGAg&feature=related

>>30209162
it's a good pain

>>30209138
only after he came and started farting

>>30209161
>drawing ponies in public

>>30209163
I stole my 32GB thumb drive.

It had all of a shitty teen drama show on it.

I did her a favor really

>>30209163
when I bought my first computer, an 80 MB harddrive was upscale

>>30209163
Shit, I still remember when a 1GB hard drive cost over $100.

>>30209179
That's clearly green lantern

Hoity Toity mentions he'd like some dutch apple pie.
Where is Holland located in Equestria?

>>30209179

The real question is what DOESN'T Booster Gold have to do with everything?

>>30209179
I have no idea.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTMcfZtXuwU&feature=related

Holy shit you guys are the worst fanbase.
I'd recently given the show a chance and it took me by surprise that it was actually pretty good so i came to /co/ to see if they discussed it and the thread is full of waifu hoarding and wishing to have sex with them.
Bronys? more like horsefuckers

>>30209212
Northeast of France, West of Germany

>>30209190
Oh alrighty then

>>30209212
he wasn't talking about food

>>30209212
>French haute couture

>>30209207
I can out-hipster you.

My first computer didn't even HAVE a hard drive.

Punchcards, man.

>>30209118
Hey, when I'm bored I usually draw dicks.

>http://twitter.com/#!/johndelancie

Somebody asked him to read FiM fanfics, apparently the suggested ones were both by Jetfire. De Lancie's..interested?

>>30209222
Yea, you're best off ignoring the fans. This is true of everything.

>>30209219

>>30209222

Thank you for sharing.

Twilight is the only pony you wouldn't disappoint in bed, because she's never seen a real stallion, much less had sex with one. So she wouldn't know that you're much too small.

>>30209237
>Hoity Toity tours Equestria and was listing off the names of Apple relatives he'd fucked

>>30208954
you know what? Fuck it!! I'll do it myself.

>>30209222
>Holy shit you guys are the worst fanbase.

We know. Help us make it better.

>>30209091
>Be in high school
>Using laptop, friend watching
>Forgot to encrypt this image
>Pops up while I'm searching through files
>Friend gives me weird look
>"Rainbow Dash? Everyone knows Rarity is best pony, man"

>>30209238
Yeah, I wonder where France is, too.

>>30209246
They...they did not. They did?
Fuck, I'm leaving this planet right now.

>>30209246
Where?

>thank fuck he's reading Jetfire's work.

>>30209222

>>Bronys? more like horsefuckers

Not really, the worst are the ones that write and draw things for them. LIKE ME..

>>30209264
Bitch I'm a 7.9

>>30209274
i wish i knew people like that! all my friends that know about the show hate it. ugh.

>>30209222
I'd still rather be called horsefucker than brony

>>30209274
Lucky prick.

>>30209264
They're like, 6 apples tall. We're fucking massive to them.

>>30209289
He wasn't talking about your age.

>>30209264
>implying I wouldn't fist her until she had an orgasm that took her off her feet

>>30209289

And compared to Big Mac's 28 inches, you're nothing.

>>30209270
Selfish.

>>30209246
Damn, they should have suggested Pen Stroke.
So he could read the best fanfic ever, Past Sins!

>>30209242
thats more like out amishing him
>>30209243
theres a line between drawing dicks on things and drawing ponies fucking, yknow?

>>30209246
send him some of RS' stuff

>>30209264
when i get to the point I give a fuck what any other pony save for twi or fluttershy think of me, I'll be a sad, sad man

>>30209279
hey, if you even spoke to faust in your life prepare to be flooded with this shit. Welcome to ponydom 2.0

>>30209296
my friends found my shipping and think i jerk off to this shit. Such bullshit, Ive jerked off to some sick shit but not pony. Bitter, bitter irony

>>30209287
>grown up spike
>still only that big
that would be more like the size of his dick
twilight would need a vag of holding for it

>>30209289
>forever 7.9

>>30209190
The singer's Icelandic, which is why he sounds like that.

>>30209324
OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH

>>30209246

Yeah we heard of this. Has anything come of it?

>>30209264

She`s princess Celestia property but if you have a death wish and an inclination for suicidal quests. Please sir, be my guest.

I shall forever immortalize such attempt in my ballads for centuries to come.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6FLCXoURSV0

Well, she´s waiting.

>>30209355
7.9/5

>>30209377
seriously, that motherfucker burned you. acknowledge him

>>30209329
yeah yeah, I shouldn't have done that. Lesson learn, no one give a damn about head canon.

Though I may post it every time one of bring up that origin story of the world of equestria.

>>30209311
>manage to get my friends to sit down and watch the show
>takes a few episodes until they enjoy it

Been friends with these guys for 4+ years, college friends.

>>30209355
Somebody needs to do this to Seth and Nathan.

>>30209343
Why would there be a line for drawing what I want? Drawing ponies is fun and easy.

>>30209409
People care about some headcanon. Watch this shit:

APPLEJACK'S PARENTS ARE DEAD

>>30209401
Every time.
Every time I come into these threads, one of the latest posts has something suggestive with twilight

My tablet was crapping out the whole way through this so I hope it was worthit.

>>30209343
haha, that is pretty hilarious! i feel bad for you, man. i believe we discussed this once before, actually. it's a bit sad that your friends torment you about it, but at the same time, you know, it could be worse! we all have strange habits when it comes to personal intimacy (is that it? eh, masturbation, whatever), they're probably willing to let you off. i mean, maybe i'm being far too optimistic, but my friends were always worryingly open with me about that sort of thing, and you know, it's all a joke to anyone else. plus, how can they prove it? you know what the politician's creed is, deny, deny, deny!

>>30209408
Oh well I still have a bigger dick than him

guys i really wanna watch an episode but ive only got time for one and ive seen them all before

would you guys recommend a few of your favorites

>>30209434

>>30209426
itd break the fucking thing

>>30209302
>>30209302
same

>>30209434

That's because Twilight is prettiest pony.

Ok guys, I love this show, I've watched it plenty, but these generals are seriously starting to freak me out, nothing but people talking about fucking ponies and about fanon shit, and nobody ever discusses the actual show.

I guess I'm out, I'll just stick to watching the episodes.

>>30209433

Correct.

>>30209398
Nah, well, it doesn't look like it. The guy who asked him didn't respond yet, probably doesn't have a contact on Jetfire/is too lazy to contact him. Basically Lancie said he might give it a shot but the writer's permission is necessary, and that's it. 10 days old news.

>>30209437
HNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGG

>>30209434
it's her fault for being such a tease

>>30209448
you are a bigger dick than him

you want some fucking cream now o should I just go ahead and book you a bed in the burn ward for your 3rd degrees?

>>30209437

You've killed me Tess. You've straight up killed me.

>>30209452
Show Stoppers!

>>30209437
stick a fork in me, i'm pretty much done. you've outdone yourself, tess.

>>30209426
Someone post Nathan

>>30209361
Oh God, Jonsi, why can our love never be

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MlqLU_tYx7A

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/8801651/Home-Secretary-scrap-the-Human-Rights-Act.html#.Toe
S6twEU1g.reddit

What in the living fuck am I looking at.

>>30209437
Forgot to scrunchy.

>>30209452
Swarm of the Century or The Best Night Ever.

>>30209246
>>30209246

Get him to read Twilight Skies Over Canterlot. Somebody somehow, please

>>30209437

I like it!

>>30209460
Come back on the weekends when there are new episodes on. It's ten times better.

>>30209355

>>30208972
>>30209437
THIS IS A GOOD TREND

>>30209401

I'm... uh... Imma gonna watch that later.

>All of my shameful boners.

>>30209437

she doesn't have a tail.

>>30209409
That's a good lesson, you should consider passing it on to Princess Celestia.

seriously though anything is better than post-humanity Equestria

>>30209509
>.reddit

>>30209511
no, tess
there are limits
i don't think my heart can take it

>>30209511
Minor edit due to miscoloring please ignore previous thingie.

>>30209452
Here.

>>30209484
wats the preoblerm bro u have a smal dik?

>>30209535
>but there wasn't a new ep yesterday

THIS SHIT IS RIGGED

>>30209401

DUDE!! SERIOUSLY MAN, THE FUCKS WAS THAT?!! THE FUCK!! FUCK FUCK FUCK!! JESUS!!

NOT COOL,, SHOULD NOT WANT, SHOULND WAT!! GODAMMIT

>>30209535
Its Monday here

>>30209556
always relevant

Hello My Large Penis general!

>>30209558
Yeah, misread the post. Oops.

>>30209527
SCREW YOU MAN NO I DIDN'T

>>30209470
I don't get this pic. Is Applejack the mother or is she implying the mother is with them all as a ghost or something?

>>30209545
I don't see a difference.

>>30209575
I fail to see how that is relevant at all

>>30208724
>tiny pillows
All of my why

>>30209509
they are conservatives, the fuck you want us to do?

They want to ship our political prisoners off to execution in Iraq they'll find a way to do it.

This is now a Rarity thread, post some fucking Rarity.

Twilight fluffles should be the season 2 villain

Everyone gets bad hair.

>>30209612
But, but, but!
>>30209545

>>30209619
The white from her smile was left on.

>>30209635
k

>>30209556
my dick is so big its currency in china

>>30209634
Stand up for what is right.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=keZlextkcDI

Rule 34?

>>30209625
it's relevant because you're a fucking faggot that needs to shut the fuck up

I have a small penis. I bet it's smaller than any of yours. Like, three inches erect. I dare any of you to have a smaller penis.

>>30209644
That post is full of lies and slander!

>>30209612

I improved your horse, hope you don't mind.

I made her a police and a English.

>>30209635
Don't mind if I do!

Are images loading extremely slow for anyone else?

Someone has the nathan pic?

I realized something as I was driving to pick up my laptop charger. NightMARE moon. It's a horse joke.

>>30209712
Eeeeeeeeeeeyes and it's pissing me the fuck off.

>>30209699
>filename
>image
>comment field

i feel like tearing up all of a sudden

>>30209724
... just now got that, huh?

>>30209679
well I'm impotent

step up to my game nigga

>>30209635

>>30209712
canvas is eating bandwidth again

>>30209502
>>30209426
>>30209454
>>30209557

>>30209667
im moving out of this shit-hole first chance I get.

Bipartisan politics is fucking horrible and i refuse to be a part of it. I woud vote for the Libdems, but what the fuck for? So they can lie so they can ride camerons cock for another term? what a choice

>>30209724
Holy shit you're right

>>30209679
17cm

feels average man

>>30208657
that's like three pony lengths, you could fit like nine ponies in that bed

>>30209724
JESUS HAVE YOU BEEN HIGH SINCE YOU WERE BORN

>>30209670
nah u mad bro lol

>>30209712
Same for me

>>30209635
I tried posting like three Rarities but I got duplicate file entry every time so fuck it

>>30209735

It's Yesterday by Atmosphere.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qEHTTFOwsDs