i'm okay with this

POSTING BEST PONY.

>>30196819
Best pony, huh?

Well, all ponies are good ponies, we can all agree on that, I think.

>>30196819
>>30196819
>>30196819
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>>30196819
I must concur

Best pony is bondage pony.

Why can't I hold all this best pony.

>Best pony edition
>Posting Rarity

Nigga, you just went full retard. Are you trying to start a fight or something?

ahaha you fags

i dont even watch this show but yeah

i guess the purple one is the best one

i mean in the 10 minutes i saw of this shit she was like

actually entertaining

and not overwhelmingly retarded/autistic

>>30196860

I GOT YOUR BACK BRO.

I wanted to draw Mr. Breezy as well.

>>30196845
I refute that statement with exhibit A

>>30196819
That Fluttershy pic is horribly distorted.

>>30196872
>My first MLP general got markered

>>30196749
It still sucks.

>>30196870
This one is okay.

Best Pony, coming up.

Guess I'll post best pony, then.

> wake up
> miss Noel stream

WTF
where and when she announced it
who was there, tell me the link please so I can open a tab and never close

>Celestia
>Not best pony

>>30196902
DA and tumblr.

http://arch.413chan.net/co29756761.html#29756847

Hot damn, she kept her word after all I just found out/remembered.

>>30196883
I remember being happy when I made my first general that was used.

It was nice.

>>30196870
I LIKE IT

AWESOME FELLOW!

Things you want to see best pony do in season 2.

GO.

>>30196918
Act silly.

Look fabulous.

Be cute.

>>30196918
get sent to the shadow realm. then replaced with a human.

>>30196889
I know.

Topic for discussion: what's your favorite thing that's come out of the fandom? Could be an animation, fanart, fics, songs, etc.

As for me, it's a tossup between
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4W-Y84mohJM
And
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=irQ_d78feMA

>>30196918
Reject spike.

>>30196918
Return for at least one more episode.

>>30196918

Do something adorable with luna

http://arch.413chan.net/co29758760.html#No.29761179

wololo

>>30196918
play in mud

>>30196932

Wouldn't the moon be considered Equestria's Shadowrealm?

>>30196918
rarity must fight somepony
and she must kick ass at kicking as
she will be like
sorry did not see your ass
now my hoofprint is on it
much better
giggle

>>30196918
Ascend to royalty god status.

>>30196918
Go insane again like she did in episode 25.

Just in case you missed earlier, this is the cutest thing I have read in recent memory.

>>30196918
visit her parents

>>30196909
>>30196909
rumblr link pelase?
It never was announced on DA.

>>30196969

I'd like this for any of the ponies. It'd be a very cute episode.

>>30196949
SAVED.

I got an idea what if Luna is the trolling side of Celestia ?

develop a meat eating addiction. first small critters, then bigger and bigger , and in season finale, fluttershy

>>30196855
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>>30196855
>>30196855
>>30196855
I agree wholeheartedly, but have no pics to back it up.

>>30196939
Well shit wrong picture.
This is my favorite pic too.

>>30196986
You're not looking too hard then

>>30196935
I don't know why good drawfriends waste their time with you.

>>30196930

But anyway, I think this sums up my answer perfectly.

sorry to bring up fetishes again
just want to confirm
are you guys completely fine with s and m
just asking
not writing a fanfic where the purple unicorn
get all sadistic and queenlike
or anything

>>30197004
LEAVE SB ALONE

at least dude is sincerely trying and he's gotten loads better since he started

>>30197010
Write whatever you want, no one's going to read it anyway

>>30197010
Why would it matter? If we're not okay with it, we won't read it.

http://furry.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=bdsm

...see anything you all like?

>>30197078
that blaziken picture is kinda nice i guess

>>30196976
Don't e ridiculous.

>>30196918

let spike down nicely ("it doesn't work like that - you wouldn't marry a panther, would you?")

but besides that,
be dramatic like she does so well
make more amazing noises
see her parents. i refuse to believe she lived at carousel boutique alone as a filly.

>>30197058
simple question really
just wondering what kind of fetish are prominent
in this here fandom
next to futa and psychopaths

>>30197078
mlp by the ninth picture
amazing

>>30197078
>furry booru

Like anyone's going to open that.

>>30196986
>not having pics of rainbondash

>Slow thread
See, that's what happens when you start a thread with something silly like saying Rarity is the best pony, when clearly, she's the second worst.

Now, post some more best pony.

>>30196691
Shit, I am loving this show

>>30197111
whywouldyoupostthat.jpg

>>30197103
>this isn't funny

You're right; it's hilarious.

>>30197113
>Shitty Pie
>Best Pony
Dont make me laugh

>>30197078

It's been a long day.

>>30197111
why did i click that

>>30197111
sad thing is, it's that fucking animu pinkie in the corner that ruins it

>>30197078
Twilight facesitting Big Mac amused me greatly

>>30197103

I don't like it for the sexual aspect as I don't fap to ponies. But I do like as sort of an artistic feel. Seeing twilight all nice and helpless.

>>30197140
I must have ALL the pictures of Gilda
Its for a school project

guys guys
let's talk anatomy
other than the very obvious
what special characteristics does each race have

for example
because pegasi are half bird half pony
full awesome
they can sleep while standing on a branch
without falling
if they fall asleep and hug something
they cannot let go

>>30197156
>and on our next slide, the mating rituals of said gryphons

i can see it now

>>30196909
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>>30196909
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>>30196909

stop wanishing dammit!

>>30197111

>>30197146
Now now, don't be jealous. Be glad that Rarity is not the definite worst of them all.

>>30197174
I'm sorry Pacce.
Can we still be friends?

>>30197177

...She still kind of sucks, though.

>>30197174
Dean, come back

>>30197097
Dude hasn't it already been established that Rarity bought Carousel Boutique as her own business and home after she moved out of her parents house who live in ponyville there fore sweetie bell visits her?

>>30196918
Rarity should bleach another illegitimate child

>>30197111

>>30197187
yes

But who is the worst then? I can't think enough negative things of any of them.
Pic related, best pony

>>30197209
Or this could be the product of me drawing for 5 straight ours and it's 4 am now.

>>30197187
HOW DARE YOU POST PICTURES OF ME! I GAVE THOSE TO YOU AS A GIFT!

>>30197220
Prefect!

>>30197213
worst does not always mean bad
it could simply mean not as good
in which my choice is rarity
do not understand her character

>>30197236
perfect
can't fucking type

>>30197213
This or AJ

>>30197220

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rIkLQ5g3agM

>>30197213
From the Mane 6? Fluttershy.

Twist, Snips and Snails are the worst of them all, though.

Also, you posted the wrong picture, mate. Should have been >pic related

>>30197220
dude spoilers!

>>30197213
Rarity, hands down.

>>30197220

>>30196855
Yes. Yes it is.

>>30197271
if only it was a male pony

oh well

>>30197271

Why will she bring 20 guards to rape fluttershy when she can rape her.

>>30197220
I STILL DONT KNOW WHAT THE FUCK THOSE THINGS ARE

>>30197296
Guards only come in packs.

>>30197288
wait
which side of the equation
do you want the male to be
receiving or giving
because femdom rainbow dash
is not good for my heart

>>30197220
Bueno

well you guys were talking about this earlier. finally got around to listening to it. god damn. i dont even know what to say


>I WANNA FEEL
>I WANNA FEEL
>I WANNA FEEL
>I WANNA FEEL
>I WANNA FEEL
>I WANNA FEEL
>I WANNA FEEL
>I WANNA FEEL

>>30197296
She can't produce semen.

>>30197303
They're hot, that's what they are.

she drew a picture of Gilda by the way

>>30196918
Well, personally my favorite ponies are Twilight and Dash but I guess I can make a comprehensive list...
>Rarity - go through some kind of personal artistic crisis (she starts to feel like everything she makes is the same thing) and tries to branch out with hilarious results. (Steampunk outfit! Gothic outfit! Outfit that's a blatant reference to some other series!)
>Rainbow Dash - Get an episode about her becoming a super hero for a short time. Trying to keep her identity secret, probably very Flash inspired.
>Twilight Sparkle - her doing SCIENCE! Well, MAGIC! in this case. Maybe researching something cool that will crop up in a later episode.
>Fluttershy - To compete in the World Championship Tournament of 'Sush'
>Applejack - Finally is able to get Granny Smith's hips fixed...
>Pinkie Pie - It's Pinkie Pie, just have her be herself and you'll get something good, if not at least a new meme or two.

>>30197317
>she drew

Why the FUCK do people always assume porn artists are women?! Slugbox is a guy! He always fucking has been!

>>30197317
>she

Wait, Slugbox is female?

>>30197309
receiving

bonus points if he's gay and being forced to have sex with a woman

>>30197317
They aren't ponies, they aren't humans, and they aren't antho.
Xenophillia can on go so far

>>30197313
well shit i forgot the pic

>>30197331
>>30197332
i don't know, i just typed she, unless i know the gender, i just type a random gender and I'll find out the correct gender

>>30197220
goddammit
why
why non-boner
why
they are two cartoon girls
inserting things to their holes
why are you not up

>>30197317
Those bizarre plastic things are NOT hot.
At all.
Caluriri is hotter if only because she actually makes her pics not feel soul less.

>>30197357

You just said that because is gilda.

>>30197343
oh fuck yes giles corey

>>30197357
ehh each to their own I suppose

So /сo/ςmѳиαцt рзtяѳ/v/ requested a graboid pic with Braeburn and Carrot Top.

Well I can't pony so well and I think the early morning drawing has affected this more than I wanted it to.

>>30197331
Post-op, dude. Post-op.

>>30197357
>That image

I don't know if it's just me, but something feels... off in Gilda's face. I don't know what it is... Maybe it is just me.

>>30196918
Best pony should do more stuff like being awesome and funny, with the more talking and the doing things

best pony is Celestia btw

>>30197376
>/сo/ςmѳиαцt рзtяѳ/v/
whoa
russian letters make it sound so badass
and communist
who is this /сo/ςmѳиαцt рзtяѳ/v/ person

>>30197318
>Fluttershy - To compete in the World Championship Tournament of 'Sush'

All her competition are ninjas

george takei guest stars as the judge

>>30197331
People awere shocked that Kkat is a chick.
Ans she writes some of the best gun porn this fandom has ever seen.

>>30197367
Well, I'd be lying if I said that didn't help my opinion. But she does simple 34 like a champ.
Caluriri is kinda my hero in ways.
http://fim.413chan.net/art/src/131663884629-daisy-grapes.jpg

>>30197409
There are also people who still dont know that she draws furry bondage torture porn, too.

I'm calling it a night, /co/, I'd be post a WIP but I didn't do shit since the last one.

>>30197357
I concur.

>>30197402
>robot chicken reference

>>30197421
F:E almost sounds tame compared to that.
Only instead of getting a why boner, I spend my day reading a small fucking novel instead of doing something productive with my day.

>>30197398
Cosmo is one of the more veteran writefags around here, who's also responsible for keeping the Who's Who document in the link board up to date. He's a cool guy, here's a link to his stuff:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1F8q3zVUZCl2b-izNeiqQf5cox0Jwyo4wjzl3X0CmJCM/edit?hl=en_GB

>>30197402
>george takei guest stars as the judge
>episode with fluttershy vs. ninja

Yes! Yes!

Oh, I also remembered what Pinkie Pie could do in the second season that would be awesome.

>Jam with a Pony voiced by Weird Al

>>30197409
>>30197412
OH YEAH Cal said she would draw Velvet x Calamity 34
Is that something wanted? She needed a position

If you motherfuckers need a color, give me a holla

When oh when does season 2 start?

>>30197458
>small fucking novel
>small

It's not small any way you look at it.

>>30197486
Didn't it basically poll out to standard horse-sex position?

>>30197480
>Weird Al in MLP
ALL OF MY- hey I think I actually have a pic for that

>>30197490
About 3 weeks ago.

Let's say that somehow you were transported to the animated world of My Little Pony by magic

Although you're a human and completely foreign to all of the ponies of Ponyville, they welcome you to live with them. Also, what you do there will NEVER appear in the cartoons, nobody from real-life will ever see the stuff you say or do there.

The big question, the scenario that bugs the crap out of me, is which pony would you try to make your girlfriend?

Twilight Sparkle seems like the best girlfriend material, she's kind, charismatic, and smart. She would be genuinely curious about you and want to learn about where you've come from. On the other hand, Fluttershy is so fucking adorable.

>>30197490
13 days I think

>>30197496
It is now longer than the Lord of the Rings.

Well, If we're going to get more hiatuses after these two episodes, we don't need one next summer, right? Right?

>>30197509
ARE YOU SERIOUS WHERE HAVE I BEEN

1.Fluttershy
2.Pinkie and Rarity
3.Twilight and Applejack
4.Rainbow Dash

>>30197486
Under the covers, face to face.
She's wearing his hat.

night

>>30197528
I don't know, but here, two new episodes for you.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sT5-oAZOQ2Y
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nIGUzBR8GYM

>>30197524
Longer than the whole trilogy? Seriously?

>>30197520
Do you seriously wanted to date ponies or girls with the ponies' personalities?

Again, honest question. I want to know the fandom of a show featuring no human whatsoever.

>>30197528
Oh man

>>30197318
Season two stories:
>>Rarity: Prince chucklefuck suggests she could lose a few pounds, so she takes it to the extreme and becomes an anorexic.
>>Rainbow Dash: Trying harder and harder to make the cut for the Wonderbolts, she trains longer and harder eventually resorting to dangerous performance-enhancing drugs and blood doping.
>>Twilight Sparkle: Casts the wrong spell, which turns her into an egg. Spike, not knowing it was her makes an omelet. It was the best omelet he ever ate.
>>Fluttershy: All of the forest animals are secretly annoyed by her and and avoid her when possible. She goes into a fit of depression and takes a large bottle of pills.
>>Applejack: Starts a campaign to keep those foreigner zebras out of Ponyville.
>>Pinkie Pie: Has a craving for Chocolate milk rain, so conspires to free Discord. Is executed by Celestia for treason.

>>30197543
>Under the covers
That's no fun

>>30197496
Hey, one of the chapters could count as a small novel...

Oh, maybe a novel...

I think we are going to see another 100+ page chapter soon.

>>30197520
> Cartoon furry.

Out.

>>30197520
Wacky fun fantasy adventure time?
If I was going to live out my life there, I don't think I'd seek out any of the ponies to date.
But I'd love to make friends with them.
Romance though.... that'd take a LOT A LOT A LOT of adjustment.

>>30197573
What's the total page/word count right now on F:E?

Anyone have that number handy?

>>30197508
>>30197480
Weird Al plays Dash's dorky polka loving dad, who comes to town and embrass her.

And a lesson about something or other is learnt.

>>30197571
But that's how they do it...
Give Cal a chance to play with faces.

>>30197592
does google docs have a word counting system

>>30197524
Is there an abridged version anywhere? Or a synopsis? I'm curious what all the fuss is about, but at the same time I'd really rather spend the time rereading LOTR.

>>30197592
Over 450k words+

It has surpassed the Lord of the Rings rilogy.

>>30197569
what does fluttershy do with the bottle of pills after she takes it?

>>30197505
>>30197543
SEE
but I was always partial to missionary and Pacce has the best ideas
Could you go ahead and give Cal the go-ahead? I don't know if anon has any merit

>>30197613
There's a TVTropes page for it, if you're willing to tread the poisonous land.

Here TVTROPES WARNING
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Fanfic/FalloutEquestria?from=Main.FalloutEquestria

>>30197569
Wow... that's... pretty bleak.
>>30197601
Now this would be amusing, and a lot more interesting than him just playing a relative of Pinkie Pie.
Bonus points if Dash actually does love her father and his dorky polkas but is too embarrassed to show it in public.

A future episode will be about how one of the CMC (Most likely Sweetie Belle) gets her cutie mark and ditches her old friends for Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon, but at the end of the episode Sweetie goes back to her old "True" friends.

>>30197617
She does THE BIG SLEEP.
It's kind of sad that I can only think of depressing stories.

>>30197613
Little Pip catches bullets with her body
At some point she captures enough bullets to gain the attention of some figurehead and influences others, she captures more bullets, she proceeds to fuck up the bullet capturing system and gains others who can capture bullets to further her lead collection service.

Something about learning to make the wastes good again.

>>30197672
well
clearly your true life had no place
for those sad stories
enjoy having a good enjoyable life

>>30197672
>>30197672
>>30197672
Now I have to relisten to Deathconciousness again thanks

>>30197680
Don't forget her looking at girl butt and being sexually humiliated time and again.
And the crippling despair!

>>30197620
Stay classy.

I hope S2 has more zebras, buffaloes and griffons.

>>30197719
I'm excited for the donkies

>>30197719
Fuck that.
I want more Zecora, Little Strongheart (Dat blandness), and Gilda.

>>30197694
giles corey man. do it

i know you want to feel

Random prediction: Pinkie Pie's next song will be in the episode with Luna... singing about how Luna is finally out in the open.

>>30197524
That can't possibly be true.

>>30197740
>Not wearing a Voor's device while listening to the album

>>30197756
It is.
And growing.

>>30197735
god it would make my life if someone did a pony parody one flew over the cuckoos nest with pinkie as mcmurphy and little strong hoof as chief

little strong hoof smothers a lobotomized pinkie and escaped through the window

There's supposed to be a Halloween episode, right? What do you think sort of Halloween costumes the main six would wear? Here is my ideas:
Twilight Sparkle: A witch (pretty obvious) or a mad scientist.
Rarity: A vampire, or maybe the Bride of Frankenstein's Monster.
Fluttershy: A mummy.
Rainbow Dash: A superhero or a hobo (you always know someone who dresses like a hobo for Halloween).
Applejack:: A zombie or werewolf (or ponywolf, or whatever).
Pinkie Pie: Could be just about anything, likely something you'd never expect.

>>30197735
yeah
zecora should appear more and have bigger roles
like being the native tutor for twilight
instead of celestia the refined tutor
also her bamboo stick must return

>>30197701
>Passive-aggressively fuck with the filly that is crushing on you.
>Save her ass more times then you can count.
Such is life.

>>30197774

Pinkie Pie: Constantly changes costumes every 3 seconds

>>30197775
indeed
some kind of animosity between zecora and celestia would be interesting. chaotic good vs lawful good

>>30197619
Okay I'll do it. that was weak of me

>>30197520

Are the ponies strong enough that I could ride on their backs?

are they really strong enough to hull around boulders (like "Tom") or was that just for comedic value?

>>30197775
And you know what else.
If they EVER do romance in My Little Pony, I want it to be Braeburn and Little Strongheart.
Seriously, one scene together, but it was so goddamn adorable.

Randomly, I apologize for basically spouting the framework of a bad fanfic, but it might be kind of cool if one episode of season two was based off of 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea, they could use it to introduce Sea Ponies and you know Twilight would nerd everywhere over such an advanced submarine, and Rarity would love the Prince Captain Neighmo

I hated the bull episode because the fucking bulls looked so fucking gimped

>>30197805
Just remember, she's gotta wear the hat.

>>30197774
twilight: celestia. she also doesnt understand halloween
rarity: a phantom of the opera esque mask and dress
applejack: she doesnt dress up, she just shepherds the CMC around
pinkie: goes overboard and has a scary as shit costume that freaks people out
dash: wonderbolt
fluttershy: someone a few days back had the fantastic idea of fluttershy hiding from monsters under some couch pillows she carries with her. everyone thinks she's dressed as a couch. she accidentally wins the ponyville costume contest

>>30197635
I'm not super-familiar with TVTropes' interface (out of self-defense) is there any chapter-by-chapter organization?

>>30197819

>Bull episode

What?

>>30196819

I like all of them equally.

>>30197819
I hated the bull episode because it was bad

>>30196872
>Joowz

avoid this site lol, I got banned there for expressing my own opinion and their admin is a dumbfuck at any degree

>>30197810
How would that work? Would they produce offspring? Does it work like the Sonic comics where the babies are from one species or the other, mom or dad?

>>30197835

They were buffaloes.

Posting best pony.

>>30197792
She felt REALLY REALLY bad though when she actually tried to use her feelings though.
That's one of my favorite moments with her.
It showed that she can fuck up too and she realizes that she crossed a line, as does Pip.
There's a difference between teasing (which Pip gets off on) and fucking with someone's head.

People, please, there is no best pony.
but discord is obviously best character

>>30197792
>can't get the mare of your dreams?
>masturbate to her ancestor
I can't believe no one has done anything with this

>>30197846
They adopt.

>>30197846
dude
they do not need to produce offspring
just a simple relationship
besides
you do not need to have babies
to be happy in a relationship
or some shit like that

>>30197863
I goddamn love you.

>>30197774
You've got it all wrong.
Rarity will design everyone's costume, but the episode won't revolve around that.

Twilight Sparkle: A concept. Something like Celestia's Mercy or something like that. She'll spend the episode frustrated that no one gets it.
Rarity: A really elaborate and fancy dress. She'll spend the episode trying not to get her dress dirty.
Fluttershy: None. She'll spend the episode being dragged around while she's hiding in a couch.
Rainbow Dash: a Wonderbolts costume. Legal shenanigans will ensue.
Applejack:Something simple like an apple pie or something like that. She'll spend the rest of the episode getting ridiculed on how her costume isn't clever.
Pinkie Pie: Something really weird. Her costume will be revealed at the end of the episode as a groan-enducing pun.

>>30197875
tell that to most people who fall too deep into shipping
>THEY MUST HAVE CHILDREN, FUCK BIOLOGY OR SENSE OR ANYTHING ELSE, I'M NOT CREATIVE ENOUGH TO ENVISION A RELATIONSHIP THAT ISN'T BUILT ON WHEN THEY'LL HAVE A HORRIBLE BUTT BABY

>>30197893
APPLEJACK HAS OTHER TRAITS BESIDES DOING STUFF WITH APPLES!
Like...
um...
Well this one time...
Goddamn it Applejack...

Third episode?
>Twilight is running out of time
>She bothers her friends more than usual
>She starts panicking
>She drives her friends away
>She starts begging random passerbys
>Celestia arrives
>Twilight tries to stall as much as she can
>Things happen and Twilight is found out
>Twilight eventually learns not to push herself too hard

>>30197914
CORN

>>30197863
Okay

>>30197928

>>30197920
Have you fucking forgotten that we NEVER get episodes right?
Well, except for the Bird in Hoof being a phoenix. But even then we didn't realize the bird was actually fucking with her the enitre episode.

Need writing prompts again:

Hasbro Celestia

or

Audience choice

>>30197914
she also does stuff with corn
and
being strong
she can dress up as stereotypical cowboy
or lucky luke
if hub wanted to reference old cartoons

>>30197928
CORRRRRRN

>>30197863
It begins.

>>30197953
Gentlemen, I bring you... MORE CORN!!!

>>30197949
That fact won't stop me from trying.

Poor Twilight Sparkle, she loves Princess Celestia more than her parents.

Workaholic pony...

>>30197982
Is best pony

>>30197920
at some point time travel is involved
>twilight blinks back in time
>"where am i?"
>turns around
>t-rex eyes her hungrily
>twilight blinks forward in time again just as the t-rex tries to chomp her
>t rex shrugs and pulls out a cup of tea to sip gentlemanly

a man can dream

>>30197980
What's the last thing you remember happening?

>>30197980
The answer is simple: kill yourself

>>30197980
>Dat rubeye

I want a steak in that.

>>30197861
Oh yeah, I got to where Velvet addressed what she did in the recent chapter. I really liked that, but goddamn Pip crying... my chest usually clenches up or my eyes well up a little bit when I read this story, but I had been drinking and I bawled
>>30197942
Damnit Rarity is a single ancestor you failure, but thanks

>>30197943

Not that I mind or anything. But where to people get these ideas?

>>30197982
hey man
do not say that
her relationship with her parents
is just not show-relevant yet
or at least not as relevant as celestia
she loves both of them equally
except her father
because
dad is too handsome for his own good
must be having a lot of pony hugs on the side

>>30197994
>>30197994

My face when it will really happen.

>>30198013
Is this supposed to be a recognizable pony?

>>30198021
Shitty crossover fic

>>30198019

>>30198021
that is littlepip good anon
from a fanfic titled fallout equestria
featuring cute ponies in a cute world
doing cute things

>>30197996
Its ok I just found it

>>30198013
Have an improved

>>30197951
uh, pink Celestia?
>>30198013
>World got you weary?
>eat candy vag

Y'know what I hate?

Homestuck

>>30198065
Yeah but why?

>>30198065
You know what I hate?

Nyx.

>>30198070
It's garbage.

Shipping fuels it.
Shipping is fucking retarded.

>>30198056
Thanks!

>>30198074
you only hate her because rape is the only fetish you can't project on her

>>30198075

>>30198075
I think that for everything but, weirdly, ponies. I think it's just too adorable to hate.

Okay new question
Think of your favorite mane cast pony, favorite CMC, favorite one shot character and favorite background character.

Done?

Ponyville is overrun by zombie ponies (also including pegasuses).
They are the only survivors.
Do they escape?

>>30198056
OH!
OH!
I have a request!
Meet Luna
Get to Bone Her

I feel very sad now.

>>30198086
You saying it doesn't?

>>30198080

>>30198080
>unable to project rape on a character
>the character is female and alive

...You're funny.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RNvxjCDOc34

>>30197994
>meanwhile, a few million years later but a couple centuries before the present day, her great-great-great-etc grandmother is killed in a tragic motorcycling accident caused by the chain of events the tea-rex set in motion
>now she must repair history while evading the undefeated Nightmare moon, all while she slowly fades from existence

>>30198101
twilight
scootaloo
braeburn
big mac
twilight can teleport
so they can escape from ponyville
but to where

>>30198107
>implying she wouldn't like it

>>30198076
If she's wearing his hat would it still work if he were on top or should she be

>>30198075
You think love is retarded, Anonymous? That's...kind of sad, don't you think?

>>30198103
swag

>>30198105
Yes I am, I'm also saying we ship shit just as much.

>>30198101
Pinkie, Scootaloo, Gilda, and Derpy.
The zombies are FUCKED.
Though it will be quite the emotional moment when they find Zombie Dash.
I think one of them will want to stay with her for a little bit.

>>30197951
Wow, I never expected this to pop up again. Now when I look at it, there are small mistakes all over the place.

>>30198123
>teleport
She can only teleport small distances alone.
The teleport in the ticket master was unplanned and wasn't instant as she got home at night.

>>30198133
Love is great.

Forcing love is retarded.
>>30198134
We ship?
Nigga u srs?
Oh right
FRIENDships.

>>30198106

Poor Dinky, she has to hang out with the retarded kids.

>reading fanfiction
I know everyone here is a big faggot, but why would you ever do something like reading that?

dash x scoot is best ship

once

you are now aware that the only way for weird al yankovich to appear on the show is to have him voice pinkie in a r63 episode

Shipping is the glue that keeps the fandom together.

Admit it. It is the truth,

>>30198121
>tea-rex
so british yet so deadly

>>30198101
Fluttershy, Apple Bloom, Red Dragon and Big Mac?

Fuck yeah they escape.

>>30198144
>implying Gilda won't get bitten as she will fight with her claws and will think that stealth is for Dweebs
>implying that scootaloo will have the will to live after finding her greatest idol not only dead but also trying to kill her

Derpy will escape and maybe, maybe Pinkie if they don't meat their friends.

>>30198149
That was also over a year ago by this point, and she was clearly practicing it still in Applebuck Season, she may well be capable of teleporting further Also, it taking a while to finish would probably be a good thing if you were trying to escape from somebody - they can't find you if you're not going to exist for several more hours, right?

>>30198125
https://docs.google.com/document/pub?id=1tLa_hl3WfHjvXNuMhdYpWa4DXuMt7EGG-h9Hd_-06F0

>>30198184
Yes but she can't control it at will.
She casted a spell and hoped for the best...and now I realize that she could have killed someone.

>>30198146

Completely randomly saved.

>>30198133
Love is only one of the quadrants of horribleness that make up Homestuck shipping.

>>30198197
Get the fuck out.

To genuinely contribute something to a general thread that I have never seen on them before, I bring you two worlds as one.
My Little Pony and Touhou, both known for being phenomenon on the Internet and people making multiple crossovers of each series.

Now they are one.

>>30198192
She couldn't then, no, but it's been a long time since then, and practicing magic is kind of her thing.

But yeah, doing it in ticket master was stupid, she really needs to get a hold of herself in stressful situations. Spike got badly charred, and he's a fireproof dragon.

>>30198107
yeah I thought rape entailed the unwilling, which Nyx is never

>>30198205
Now you see why Homestuck has gotten the hetalia fanbase

MULTIPLE LEVELS OF SHIPPING

>>30198182
Gilda gets bit.
Find zombie Dash.
Pinkie chooses to stay with both Dash and Gilda as it's not right to leave them by themselves.
Derpy escapes with Scootaloo.

>>30198177
>Red Dragon

Oh come on that isn't even fair.
They can't even bite him.
Fuck running he can set fire to the whole town and stop the infection.

>>30198216
Nyx loves all the dicks.
Everywhere.

>>30198209

>>30198163

I don't get why people have an issue. We like a show for 8-12 year old girls. We talk about it, post pictures to it, post porn of it, listen to music from it, argue about it, hate on other fandoms, world build about it.

But if you read a story about it OMGWTF FANFICTIONRAEG.

95% are shit yep but you can find plenty of good ones in the highly rated section at EqD (of which about 1/3 - 1/2 are good, and a few gems are great). They're generally nice reads if you're into ponies.

In short give fanfics the same benefit of the doubt that you gave ponies in the first place

>>30198235
Give some examples of the "great" fanfics?

>>30198101
>implying each of the mane six (except maybe Fluttershy, but even then she controls like the entire fucking animal population of ponyville so w/e) are more than capable of defending themselves come a zombie invasion.

>>30198216
Except if I decide to apply rape to her, she's unwilling. Simple as that. Maybe she's finally had enough for the day, or maybe she's decided she doesn't want to get fucked in front of a certain pony, or may the dick is just so big she's sure it'll be painful, or maybe Twilight is in danger and getting fucked is preventing her from rushing to rescue Twilight.

There's ALWAYS a way for a person to be unwilling. If you can't think of it, you just aren't being imaginative enough.

>>30198253
...implying each of the mane is is /not/ more than capable of*

>>30198232
Pacce, get off 4chan and get back to writing!

>>30198177
and if zombies are simple minded animals
then the stare would work on them
fluttershy can escape this untouched
unless you include smart zombies
in which fuck you
zombies are the simplest concept for a monster
the thing humans have basest fear for
no need to make them smarter
next time you know the smart zombies are cool
and dancing to disco
the dead music

>>30198235
I used to read fanfiction, there are a few good ones, but... having to sift through the shit eventually caused me to give up. Certainly I'm not going to go >fanfiction if anybody DOES want to read it, but... I've just given up on it, personally.

Well, except for the occasional single-chapter shipping fic because I'm a giant faggot who loves ponies being happy, and clopfics, because I at least know what I'm looking for in those

>>30198221
I know, right? What's funny is that I hadn't even read the rest of the post when I picked him as my favorite one-shot.

>>30198255
>nyx
>having enough
>having inhibitions
>not being big enough for you
>can't multi-task while being fucked

are we talking about the same nyx here? If she's rushing off to save somebody, she'll take a stallion with her to make the journey seem faster

>>30198101
Rarity, Appebloom, Trixie and the Doctor Whooves.
Of course they fucking escape, they have the Doctor with them, probably one of the girls would die, but the other two would be ok.

>>30198255
Sure, you can force yourself upon her and fuck her unwillingly, but at the end of the session she just licks your cock clean, giggles and thanks you for the play-rape.

>>30198252
Can't call them great but these are some of my favorites.

They are all sad.

Circle of Friends
https://docs.google.com/document/pub?id=1zZZnizNM_2hh_UQ22gmk2VChBrlFCmyLevNuCbKbSaQ

Bubbles
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1RgkrBTryVCfmAARA5ZCMTY4nTa2ta2-mhmdpxvipEoA/edit?hl=en&pli=1
#

Simply Rarity
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1qdXe1LEcR6_s3JeA4hmVoeDMUACDjjz9VbU67F8ru_k/edit?hl=en_US&pl
i=1

Ships that pass in the night and Three notes
http://ebonmane.deviantart.com/#/d3aobjx
http://ebonmane.deviantart.com/#/d3ax552

>>30198209
>parasprite ghosts
I thought there was no way that level could be more infuriating. Glad to see I was wrong.
Have some awesome Nitori-pony.

>>30198277
Trixie would die because she'd be a bitch, and it's okay for the bitch to die a sudden death

>>30198262

Hope you read Butterscotch Sundae's Party.

The only fic that ever read like the show but with lesbian ponies.

>>30198173
I came because it's just a neat show.
But I stayed for dem yuri ponies.

>>30198277
Where'd you get the gif from?

>>30198301
>>30198301
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_8FEjV6pBo

>>30198290
yeah, that was one of the first ones I read
it was nice

>>30198101
>Think of your favorite mane cast pony, favorite CMC, favorite one shot character and favorite background character.

Twilight, Applebloom, Luna, Lyra

well they have a goddess with them, so i cant see it ending too horribly. if anything, luna created the zombies to fuck with everyone

>>30198283
>Those fics

Dude...dude...

If Soarin walked up to you, totally nonhumanized, and absolutely a real horse, and asked you to, would you suck his cock?

>>30198193
Here, have a corrected version.

>>30198317
I'm not gay, but if he let me fly on his back for a while, I'd gladly pay. And if he took me to where he came from, I'd pay double.

>>30198253
>implying the whole thing isn't the result of Zecora making a few small mistakes with the measurements for her zombi powder

>>30198310

Don't blink.

practicing the hell out of pony anatomy so I can draw Pip and Homage in that entire sexual positions chart because I tire of waiting for it from anyone else

>>30198326

I didn't even notice that until I did a tab-switch between the two.

Thanks random artist guy on the internet!

More people will probably save it because you spoilered it.

>>30198317
Horse cocks are obscenely large and long, so I'm not really sure how much I could honestly do for the guy, but if he was willing to be patient and gentle I would sure try.

>>30198317
no way
if he let me fly on his back
maybe licking the tip
but no way is that cock getting sucked
still need functional throat
also if he was a real horse
probably cannot think
how can there be a cogent discussion
on the airforce of equestria
and how hot rainbow dash is

>>30198259
It's too late tonight (this morning).
I'll have to do it in my little notebook during work and then put it on my computer after.
Let's see what's on the OL' LIST STILL:
Equestrians in Undergarments side stories (at least 4 chapters)
Never Too Old to Fall (at least 3 chapters)
Two Fallout Equestria Stories
Derpy/Soaren
Romana Side Story for Memories in a Bottle
An entire Phoenix Wright Game
Colton/Daisy
Derpy with Twinkle Eyes
Doctor Whooves Story
A (now belated) Birthday Story for Cartoon Lion
Pinkie Pie putting on a magic show
A story about Gilda gaining a bunch o' weight in Dash's absence and then the manes try to help her lose it
A story about "me" hanging out with Gilda
A story about Luna and Madame Le Flour's secret affair

>>30198317
I'd try my damndest to cram it in my throat so I could lick his balls at the same time.

>>30198342
Can't you blink with only one eye at a time?

Is it really that complicated?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7FxYoZO2v9U

>>30198373
are
are you gabuex
if you are
mad respect to you
keep going my man
if you are not
mad respect to you
keep going my man

>>30198369
you don't need to discuss how hot Dash is, it's obvious: very

>>30198382

Holy shit I thought I was the only one who thought of that.

>>30198364
He's a pony though, so it'll be a little smaller, but I suppose you could let him put his cock between your thighs, and cradle the rest against your chest, and let him thrust that way with your mouth open, and suck the head.

>>30198252
Great ones. Ummm been a while let me think

Fallout: Equestria is certainly worth a shot if you liked Fallout or postapocalyptia, has a unique style and really solid worldbuilding.

Paradise - Luna and Celestia as foals in a hostile, unfriendly world of pony herds that struggle to survive among the many monsters begin to develop their powers

The Sock Swap - Silly story about socks and Luna. The ending made me laugh hard

Its a Dangerous Adventure, Going out Your Door - high fantasy party adventure

Half the Day is Night - General adventure story involving Luna and co with problems at the night court.

So yeah those were the ones I thought were great. Not great literature of course, but I found them great to read.

>>30198382
>>30198395
You're not, but have you actually tried it? It's much harder than you seem to think. The act itself is fine, but for some reason it doesn't work as well, and leaves your vision blurry and your eyes still dry.

>>30198382
can you do it while being surprised anon guy dude
no you cannot
humans reflexively blink all the time
your brain edit it out like magic
your brain is a magical jackass
erasing things you see
making you blind more than occasionally

>>30198398
Oh that sounds nice.
It's a date then <3

>>30198373
Oh wait, I forgot a few:
Transformers/MLP crossover where Derpy learns about being a responsible mother
Caramel Saves The Princess

>>30198398
...You are VASTLY overestimating the size of a horsecock.

>>30196559
>>30196559


New old thread when image limit is reached

>>30198418
I can do it easily.
And you can keep one eye closed as much as you can.

Your vote for Most Overrated Episode.

>>30198431
to be fair
physiological possibilities of pony porn
is kind of an awkward subject to research
not many people are fine with bestiality yet

>>30198445
Owls well

Worst episode ever

Doesn't exist

>>30198446
They're sapient, it's xenophillia, go for it.

>>30198452
Well.

That's not a picture I was expecting to see.

>>30198452

>That coffee mug

>>30198457
no no
the subject of fucking cartoon ponies
are by no means awkward at this point
you still need to compare it to real horse
and that is the awkward part
still wondering if fisting is possible between ponies

>>30198446
Just visit Wikipedia.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Equine_anatomy

Another important thing to note: The location of the flank.

Fuck ALL OF YOU, I've been right this whole damn time but you keep using it to refer to the ass! THE CHILDREN AND/OR WRITERS ARE WRONG. STOP PERPETUATING THE IDIOCY.

>>30198456
that's not what overrated means

I didn't really like Applebuck Season

>>30198456
do you even know what "overrated" means

>>30198445
Winter Wrap Up

>>30198479
>>30198477
If that episode is regarded, it is rated.

It's overrated for existing.
It is over rated

>>30198471
I get around that by not comparing them to real horses in anything more than a purely biological sense. I don't want to fuck horses, I feel no attraction to them, thus I have no issue with looking at details about their anatomy.

seriously, I used to think FiMchan was okay, but its like a more schizophrenic perverse version of ponychan where artist's go to get their cocks gobbled.

Im really disappointed now

>>30198506
Welcome to the MLP fandom

>>30198475
it is quite surprising
for napowrimo that picture on the start
had been perused
and flank is apparently closer to main body
than buttocks
more information is better
not sure how to share it with friends

>>30198518
The flank is basically a horses thigh.

Real interesting discussion you are having there guys...

Okay new topic
Now we know that RD did the Sonic Rainboom, but we also know someone did it before.
Now is she the only one who can break the sound barrier or the only one who can add that Rainbow effect to the Sonic Boom and othere ponies can reach the same speeds?

>>30198529
She's the only one to have done it.
Ever.

>>30198529
>but we also know someone did it before.

Says who?

>>30197078

That link is fucking terrible. And this:

http://furry.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=123178

this is the fucking worst.

>>30198506
I dunno man, I think this fishing is dumb. First it was >fanfiction, now you're trying the ol' >artist's cocks thing, just give it a rest I say

>>30198529
Applejack said that Rainbow Dash was the only pony to ever pull it off.

>>30198541
>>30198536
She said she proved the old mare's tale to be true.

I really doubt it that some random pony was like
>dude what if we take the sonic boom and add rainbows?
It had to be based on something

Her reaction at my giant panis!

>>30198541
Says the fact that other ponies have heard of the Sonic Rainbow and thought it was just a legend.

If it was a legend in the past some pony had probably pulled it off and the act faded into legend

>>30198536
>>30198541
>Pinkie Pie: You really need to get out more. The sonic rainboom is legendary! When a pegasus like Rainbow Dash gets going soo fast... BOOM! A sonic boom and a rainbow can happen all at once!

someone must have done it
for it to be a legend
maybe it is exaggerated
but sonic rainboom is not a new concept
someone had seen it before
so either
another pony in the days long gone did it
or somepony did something very close to it.

>>30198553
Dash
Is
The
Only
Pony
To
Do
A
Sonic
Rainboom

>>30198527
...Did you just COMPLETELY ignore the fucking chart?
Here. Let me link it AGAIN.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Equine_anatomy

>>30198563
You
Are
Retarded

The flank reaches to the tail.

>>30198559
Don't mix up ep16 with 23. In 16, Dash has already done it before, the bullies however said it was just an old mare's tale, but they were there in 23 when Dash did the first one (although they might have been knocked out or something).

>>30198529
It may be that nobody else has ever done it - she'd done it as a filly and had nobody believe it was her, that could be what they were referring to.

Even so, I don't think anybody else can break mach 1, or even come close. Nobody tried at the best young filer's competition but her. This is a competition for young, incredibly cocky, and very talented fliers. The ones that are likely to get themselves killed just trying to do something. And none of them tried. Young, talented, cocky people will often try things that are only a little impossible, but even then, nobody tried, because even if they could have reached them, even carrying one pony is tough for a pegasus, never mind 4, and never mind pulling up at those speeds.

>>30198529
Celestia did it in days of yore
>>30198541
it was legendary somehow
>>30198551
Godqueen Celestia is no pony

>>30198573
>flank: where the hind legs and the barrel meet, specifically the area right behind the rib cage and in front of the stifle joint

>>30198549
its ALWAYS been sucking the artists cocks, and its always been called out on it.

I dont even care about
>fanfiction
I just care that the residents are an unhealthy mix of 'booru residents and faggy ponychanners

>>30198582
Episode 23
RD: Most people thought that the sonic Rainboom was an old mare's tale

>>30198599
So was NMM...
Dear god ponies suck at history.

>>30198599
Fair enough, that means somebody must've done it before, or they just keep shitting up continuity as usual.

>>30198585
>not a pony
Now that I think about it, I don't see why a griffon or a dragon wouldn't be able to do it.

Is it possible for earth ponies and Pegasuses to make/learn magic?

Any word of God on this matter.

>>30198588
>you will never get your dick sucked through the internet
maybe we'll get those advancements in your time. Hope and pray, you're young enough

>>30198553
It was one of Dash's past incarnations. She's never sought out enlightenment and an end to the cycle of reincarnation because rainbooms are just that awesome.

>>30198585

Celestia is obviously a horse that became more intelligent than the other ones.

>>30198605
thought that was celestia
making sure nobody remember luna
so when she returned
after curing herself from the darkness
celestia hoped this will happen
nobody will be suspicious

>>30198619
wait, who are you?

Also this is probably an unfortunate reaction to seeing a thread on the goggles pic of faust meets nyx and everyone going
>HA im a long time poster on ponychan and im not even mad!

fucking kids

>>30198618
I was just thinking about that, in S01E03, did each of the ponies levitate their own tickets or did Twilight levitate everyones?

>>30198618
They have some uncontrollable racial magic that is always active.
That's why they can stand on clouds or make plants grow better.

>>30198643
I would figure Twilight got everybody's, but then why would Apple Jack have to go back for hers?

Thus I must conclude that the tickets have a spell pre-cast on them, so that they can be magically manipulated by anybody, regardless of race.

>>30198618

Probably something like Zecora's shit but learning actual magic/spells through good old fashion brewing of witchcraft. Zecora is actually a doctor if you think about it.

>>30198553
One pony broke the sound barrier before, over a thousand years ago, before the reign of Celestia. Every time there is a about to be a new princess in Equestria, the planets align and the mako energy overflows from the lifestream, and there is a short age of Heroism where monsters roam the earth and legendary ponies are born who perform legendary feats...This is one such age, and Rainbow Dash is one such hero. But once Twilight ascends to the throne, peace will overtake the land once again for a thousand years, bringing along with it mediocrity, and ponies will read of the now ancient legends and laugh, saying "A pegasus who could break the sound barrier? Ha! Impossible..."

>>30198643
that was the special property of the tickets
maybe
the tickets jump out from the letter

>>30198647
wait really
earth pony had good relationship with the earth
due to racial magic
man why do ponies have all the magic
and poor zebras

>>30198635
Why I'm Anonymous just as you are

and... okay, whatever