flip-flops are for topics

Go-go-gadget Photoshop Smart Fix!

I'm liking this pseudo JJ style what with the marker tool and all.

IF ONLY I KNEW HOW TO FUCKING SHADE GODDAMN. Oh well.

Pony must lick ice cream.

Hey Ron Jeremy.

Flip-flops are comfy and easy to wear.

Are for flip-flops topic

I buy little ponies to pose them with my Gundam Models beating the shit out of them in all out combat. Sometimes i add a little bit of red ink to add realism.

>>30190635
RAINBOW DASH THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU NEVER PASS THE PHYSICAL EXAM FOR THE WONDERBOLTS

Griffons are for fa-gots

>>30190672
That's not a whole lot different from grown men acting out historic battles with little figurines

liking Gilda is for flip-flops

Anyone know where I can watch MLP in french?

>>30190658
Pinkie, your left hind leg is dislocated.

And you're standing on it.

You might want to do something about that.

>>30190689

>>30190672
I just have them sit next to my gundam models.

You know, like a normal person.

>>30190672
>>30190709
>Gundam models
>Miniature reenactments

NEEEEEEERRRRRRRDSSSSS

i want to princess celestia ( the whole thing). shes just so seductive

Trying my hand at some fiction. Not finished yet but here's what I have so far:

It was one in the morning and I needed coffee. Not just a cup or a pot. I needed all the coffee in the Western Hemisphere. Term papers will suck the life out of you if you let them. Like vampires with citations instead of fangs. I tried to imagine a text document in a long, black cape and once again my mind went to coffee.

I tip-toed downstairs and made my way to the kitchen. It was dark but I could feel my way through without any light. I'd been in here enough and it was so small I couldn't possibly get lost. I threw open the cupboard and felt around. Jack squat. Roommate must have forgotten to pick more up last time. Lazy bastard.

I felt at the coat rack for the worn, rough texture of my leather jacket and threw it on in a single move. Well, tried to. I ended up throwing it across the room. I grimaced and fished it off the ground between old magazines and dirty clothes.

I pulled opened the front door of my apartment and just barely avoided stepping directly in a cardboard box lain neatly on the doorstep. It looked like a package and I couldn't help but wonder who delivers boxes after midnight. I hit the porchlight and crouched down to get a better look.

It was a new cardboard box, crisp and bright. It had no postage, no return adress, no nothing. It had one thing written on it in black marker: "Raise her as though she were your own."

I didn't even have a moment to ponder this before I heard a noise, almost like a soft bleating, coming from inside the box. It wasn't hard to put two-and-two together. Someone had left a stray on our doorstep. I opened the box to take a look, only what I found was completely impossible.

Sooooo..... Funny?

>>30190727
I thought I saw the last of that picture months ago, and now I've seen it twice today.

The fic from the end of the last thread made me sad.

Can we have a sad pony thread?

>>30190717
Don't question stupid sexy Pinkie Pie, anon. Just don't.

>>30190753
>>30190753
My heart

i guy ponies and make their manes look like they do in the show

i surrendered my man card a long time ago.

>gundams
>not battlemechs

Fucking animu mechs, get that shit out of here.

Real men pilot clunky mechs that actually run out of ammo and overheat.

>>30190753
i'm going to take some bayer just in case

>>30190756
Equestria is run by two major crime syndicates.

1) The Apple Family
2) The Rainbow Connection

>>30190768
No, you will have cute ponies doing cute things and you will LIKE IT.

>>30190765
Hey tex. If you need a free guy for any gears3 stuff let me know, send me an invite and I'll join ya.

>>30190800
>>30190800

i buy ponies. BUY ponies.

>>30190824
Sure, anytime.

>>30190800
>I guy ponies
>I guy

Man card restored.

>>30190825

>>30190753

Inside the box, starring at me with great blue eyes, was a tiny pink ball of fuzz. A moment later it unfurled itself, revealing that it wasn't a ball. It was a little creature with four legs colored a pale pink with two great puffballs of pink on its head and bottom.

I starred at it for a few moments, at a complete loss for words. It starred back at me, a vacant look on its little face. Then, without any warning, it opened its mouth and made a loud mewling sound, much louded than such a small creature should have been capable of.

I was shaken, scared even. I started up at the sound. I didn't know what the hell it was doing, and I was scared that such a thing even existed.

Then I looked back down. Looked down to see great big tears forming in those sky blue eyes as it continued to cry out. It- I guess, she- was scared. Probably even more scared than I was. I was the big one, after all.

I knelt back down and began cooing softly. I told her that everything was all right, that I wasn't going to hurt her. And she listened. She stopped crying and looked up at me. I reached down and scooped her up in my arms. She was light, like picking up a balloon.

I put my finger up to her face, trying to wipe the tears out of her eyes. She pulled away at first, so I tried petting her. She was soft to the touch and her poofy hair was like touching wool. The little creature nuzzled into my hand, clearly enjoying the touch. I wiped her eyes dry and cooed at her again.

>you will never get invited to play /v/idya by complete strangers over the internet.

>>30190711
But its a good end.
They're waiting for her. She's got an in.

>>30190866
>Pinkie Pie
stopped reading there

>>30190866
>>30190866
>>30190866
>PINKIE
>NOT DASH

FUCK YOU

>>30190753
>>30190866
Nightmare Moon and Luna are two separate entities.

Nononononono I don't want any more sad.

>>30190816
But how can I look at cute ponies the same if after Twilight ascended to godhood and gave her friends immortality only for them to give it up as time passes leaving Twilight alone till she can train her new student to be the next ruler.

I trust you have seen Princess Celestia's voice actor, Nicole Oliver

>>30190753
Finish it!

>>30190814
>Rainbow Connection

I wonder if any of Dashs family is like her

I know alotta folks think of her mom as Firefly.
But still. Dad? Brothers? Sisters? All rainbow too?

>>30190825
>I boner'd so hard I became boner

>>30190866
>Pinkie
>not Dash like in the pic
>not a better pony like Twilight or Rarity

>>30190866

And then she smiled at me. It was the most incredible thing. One minute she was a stranger, an orphan, crying out in the night. The next minute she was starring up with me, her big blue eyes full of light, with the goofiest grin you had ever seen.

She was a cute little thing, whatever she was. And even if I couldn't take care of a pet, I certainly couldn't leave her out in the cold. I carried her back inside, any thoughts of term papers and coffee drained from my mind. One thing at a time, I thought.

I walked back into the kitchen and put the little puffball down on our table. As I walked out to go fetch the box she arrived in, she looked up at me and shivered a little, her eyes beginning to water. She was afraid I wouldn't come back.

I brought my hand back down and brushed my fingers over her ears. At least they looked like ears. I told her I'd be right back and she wouldn't be left alone again. I don't know why I thought she'd understand, but she must have because that goofy smile returned to her face once again.

I opened the door once again and retrieved the cardboard box, tossing my jacket onto the coat rack as I passed. My mind was abuzz with questions. What was she? How should I take care of her? What if she was hungry, what could I feed her? Should I feed her now or was she going to go all Gremlins on me? I'd never had a pet before, not that anything could prepare me for raising a little pink marshmallow with cotton-candy hair.

I came back into the kitchen and froze. The table was devoid of pink. No bright poofy tail, no big blue eyes. My thoughts went to terrible places. What if she had gotten hurt? But then, if she was hurt, why didn't I hear more crying.

Am I the only one who wants to see more pony dresses next in season 2?

I love the whole champion motif that flavors Rainbow Dash's stuff.

>>30190907
Because being happy is miles better than being sad. I know this first hand. Now crack a smile bitch, I'm going full HNNGH now.

>>30190933
>better pony
>rarity
look at this guy right here

Best pony is fat pony.

>>30190986
I know right bro, Dash is best pony.

>>30190988
Agree

>>30191004

Man, you've got some weird taste.

>>30191004

Man, you've got some weird taste.

>>30191002
Applejack is best pony

>>30190753
You're an idiot, you know that?

>>30190969

I looked all over the little kitchen. Searched the cupboards, the cutlery drawer, the oven, so many places a little thing like her could get lost. I sat down, my mind racing and my heart sinking.

And then the box of cookies moved.

A bright blue package of Chips Ahoy cookies, left out from a recent sugar binge, crinkled and crackled all on its own. Not five feet from where I had left my pink companion. I pulled back the plastic cover and breathed a sigh of relief.

There she was, laying on her back and grasping what was for her a large chocolate chip cookie. She was trying to take a big bite out of it but the cookie proved too tough an opponent for her. It looked like she barely had her baby teeth.

I pulled the cookie out of her grasp, though she almost cried when I did. I apologized and scooped her up, carrying her over to the fridge. I didn't know what kind of creature she was, but I didn't think a cookie was in her dietary requirements.

I reached into the icebox and pulled back a cold bottle of white milk. It was fresh, I'd just picked some up on Monday. I poured a bowl and popped it into the microwave for a minute. Not an easy task, considering pinky was squirming and mewling in my arms the whole time. She must have really liked that cookie.

>>30190988
Agreed.

>>30190986
Yes the better pony
It's simple
Rarity>Twilight>Fluttershy>RD=Pinkie>AJ

>>30191021
>>30191031
it isnt even a 'taste', I just have some pictures.
you should see the stuff I AM into

GODDAMMIT STOP PLAYING WITH MY EMOTIONS

I'M ABANDONING SHIP

>>30191068
>implying it's not Fluttershy=Twilight>Rainbow Dash>Apple Jack>Rarity=Pinkie

>>30191047

I pulled the milk out right before the buzzer rang and placed the warm bowl in front of her. She took one look at it and turned her head. She wouldn't even try it, and made a dash for the cookie box before I caught her. I was pretty close to giving up and letting her have the cookies. I couldn't feed her like a pet, so I decided to try like she was a human baby. Bottle feeding.

We didn't have any bottles and besides a bottle would be comically large compared to her. I searched for some kind of baster, but it was a fruitless one. The last meal we had cooked in here was pasta and it hadn't ended well.

Finally I realized what I could use. I rushed up stairs quickly and came back down with an eye dropper from my bathroom. I washed it out and then grabbed my little fuzzball, who had once again buried herself in the cookie box.

Filling the dropper with some warm milk, I held it up to her mouth. She turned her head like a fussy child, trying to wriggle out of my arms the whole time. I tried to calm her down but she was possessed of a sudden energy. I wondered if she had actually managed to eat one or two of those cookies while I was gone?

At last I managed to get the dropper into her mouth. I squeezed a few drops out as I held her still in my left hand. She was still for a second, smacking her lips together. And then the smile returned. She grasped at the dropper and sucked on it until the milk was all gone. I mockingly told her she would like it and refilled the makeshift bottle. She suckled at it eagerly and I had to refill it eight more times until she'd had her fill.

Satisfied, she rolled onto her belly in my arms and let out a cute little hiccup. I pulled her up over my shoulder and patted her back, glad that she was out of energy for the time being.

>>30191002
Dash is much better than Rarity.

>>30191068
>RD
>Pinkie
>Low tier

But that's wrong.

>>30190915
Looks like I picked the right favorite pony overall.

>>30191068
>AJ at the very back.
I do believe we have reached an impasse.

>>30191068

>Lesbian Dash not the worst pony

>>30191085
>Implying it's not ________________________________

>>30191068

Well I certainly agree with your first two favorites.

I wish I had a pet human.

>Pinkie Pie not the best pony

That's a paddlin'

>>30190972
Yeah but this reminded me of another fic...

THAT GODDAMN CHAPTER 8
I'm not even that big of a Dashfag

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6765594/1/Tales

I think Rainbow Dash would totally love and tolerate the shit out of you, and make you feel so fucking loved! To the extreme!

>>30191068
>AJ worse than Twilight

But that's fucking wrong.

>>30190972
i still don't get that comic
wtf does rarity have and what is she doing with it?

and if you want full on hnng i got a few for you
thank faceless for this one

>>30191085
>implying its not Rarity > Twilight = Applejack > Pinkie Pie > Fluttershy >>>>>>>>>> Rainbow Dash

>>30191115

>>30191090

And that's what I've got so far. Any thoughts? Questions? Comments? Bitching about which pony I should have written instead?

>>30191139

Now THIS is my list.

Rainbow Dash
Rarity=Fluttershy
Applejack
Pinkie
Twilight

>>30191108
Lesbian tomboy Dash is the best pony.

>>30191151
It stinks.

>>30191111
I knew I liked you for a reason

>>30191151

it's cute
I like it

>>30191128
i'd love to be loved by RD, if you know what i mean..

>>30191134
I say it's because of this image.
LOOK AT IT. FUCKING LOOK AT IT AND FEEL THEE JOY SPREAD ACROSS YOUR FACE.

>>30191134
Twilight looks like she has down syndrome

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdfUDo-hyfM

Dash is best pony, prove wrong?

>>30190915

i've seen enough.

>>30191182
Thats from the bigger chart right?

Every single one of them looked great with Twilights color scheme I remember.

>>30191194
impossible
dash is best pony

Twilight is best pony.

>>30191143
I would like to hug a human non-sexually

>>30190915

>>30191151
it wasn't very realistic
where's the constant screaming
the staying up till 5 in the morning because it won't shut up

>>30191194
That image macro is retarded.
I rage whenever I see it.

>>30191151
Well, aside from a few spelling errors here and there, and the fact I don't know how to raise a pony, I don't have much problem with it. Probably don't need to double-space the lines, though.

>>30191223
yay

>>30191211
i presume you mean this one?

>>30191194
She's a fucking traitor.

>>30191223
best traitor

Rarity is best pony...AND human

>>30191259
if spike is dash...

that means only one thing

>>30191259
>>30191261
>oh look it's this forced meme again

rarity is the most dramatic pony and that is what makes her the best.

archaeopteryx is best pony

>>30191151
Well, it's not really my tastes but aside from a grammatical error or two, it's well written. But as for Pinkie Pie, out of all the ponies in the show, she'd be the least opposed to trying something new, I think. However, since you're writing her in as an infant, I suppose that's up for debate.

>>30191151
Pretty lousy subject material, but I guess it's competently written.

>>30191004
>>30191049
You misunderstand.

Only Rarity is best pony.

>>30191251
Rainbow Dash looks pretty decent with AJ's colorscheme

>>30191285
And if Scoot want to be like Dash that can only mean one thing but I don't have the picture

>>30191282
I agree

>>30191294
>Baryonyx isn't best pony

Get out Dino-Fag

You're all wrong. Pinkie Pie is the best pony.

And to think all the shitstorm began with Gorodetsky's fiction thing.

>>30191293

Well, it's only part of what makes her great. She looks good, has the best Va, is generous, artistic and I find her whining and prissiness adorable.

Why is it that people can't saee that Fluttershy is best pony?

>>30191321
that's some pretty shitty taste in best pony, son

Rainbow Dash is 20% more fragile than all the other ponies.

try this one on for size

i've forgotten who drew this one

>>30191367
Because she's not.

>>30191151
>>30191090
>>30190969
>>30190866
>>30190753

You bastard. I'll never have a baby pony pet, and you're to balme for pointing out this cold, hard truth

Hyracotherium is best pony

>>30191351
>shitstorm
if you think this is a shitstorm...

>>30191351
>shitstorm
We're doing this for fun boy
No one here is serious.

I mean not believing that Rarity and Twilight are the best ponies? Seriously?

Wait, is the reason that Semi wanted the Spike as an adult for this stream?

http://www.livestream.com/lmnope

screw you guys the chicken is best

>>30191384
except that she is

>>30191401

People actually think otherwise?

Oh that slaps me on the knee.

>>30191401
>>30191401
>Not Dash

Dude seriously stop trolling
its not funny

>>30191377
>Can withstand the physics and g-force involved in the Sonic Rainboom without harm
>has slammed right into the side of a mountain without any lasting harmful effects

She's goddamn indestructable.

>>30191422
Dash?
Please she shares the title of worst pony with AJ

>>30191411
No, this pic is unaffiliated with RS's story.

Applejack is be...oh why even try?

>>30191411
RS had nothing to do with that drawing I don't think.

>>30191464

Now now, we're just starting the new season. I'm sure she'll shine in her new episodes.

>>30191411
No, I was looking for a pic to use as an image for when I posted it to fimfiction.

>>30191454
Oh, ok. Why did he want it then?

>god damn this guy's amazing.

>>30191450
>yfw

>>30191412
This I will agree, Tinywings is best CMC

Discord is also best pony.

>>30191436
Also all the other ponies she save survived the same G-forces
Relatively speaking she can still be more fragile then the other ponies

>>30191450
At least they're worst pony together

>>30191398
Well, yeah, there's been worse, but erryone's getting mad. Apparently, anyway.

>>30191401
Yes, seriously. They both suck. Except maybe Twi, I like her.

>>30191436
She lost all of her wings and limbs, she's practically made out of glass.

>>30191489
>guy
noel is an enigma

>>30191159
But dude, Twilight will succeed Celestia and become immortal!

>>30191500
So then ponies are apparently made of carbon-nanotube marshmallows?

>>30191497
According to Cherrilee

He does technically fall under the category of Pony don't he?

>>30191436
If she's so indestructable, then why is she always the first one to get killed in grimdark fanfics?

>>30190743

>>30191464
Feeling depressed AJ? Gummy thinks you should kill yourself.

Gummy doesn't give a fuck.

>>30191172
Yes, Mr. Sherman, EVERYTHING stinks.

>>30191181
Thanks.

>>30191232
Oh Dino-Fag, you're terrible. I'll keep the high energy with Pinkie in mind, though. Thanks.

>>30191238
I gotten learn to spell-check.

>>30191298
Well sure, but Pinkie's not gonna try milk if cookies are available. That's how Pinkie rolls.

>>30191301
>>competently written

I think that's the nicest compliment I've ever gotten on 4chan. Thank you. I love you.

>>30191520

>>30191464
she's just the most mental stable of them
Twilight is awkward
Fluttershy is shy
Rainbow Dash can have low self esteem crisi
Rarity lusts over diamonds
Pinkie is crazy

>>30191450
then it would be
Rarity>=Twilight>Pinkie>Fluttershy>AJ=RD

>>30191508
the sarcasm is thick enough to give me asthma, i can't believe you don't even smell it

besides, zecora is the TRUE best pony, and she's not even a pony

>>30191523

Indeed.

>>30191167
oh, so thats where this is from

>>30191464
>applejack better than anyone

She'll always be number two, never destined to be number one.

>>30191520
I didn't kill her first off in my horror story that was for Spike

She didn't make it though

>Not liking all ponies equally.
>Exept AJ
She can die in a redneck hanging

>>30191517
Delicious headcanon

Gilda is best poni

>>30191518
Yes.
I mean Twilight survived all those things that fell on her.
And no one in the moving company was even worried that someone may get hurt thus meaning that no one was in extreme danger.
They are fucking indestructible

Would anyone care for a size chart?
It might help you visualize yourselves living in Equestria better. You know, if you do that.

>>30191527
I'll take you with me you fucking crocodile

>>30191574
put that name back on rooga. you're not fooling anyone

>>30191574
Shut up, Roogna.

>>30191520
Kill the strongest one first because she's the biggest threat.

Duh.

>>30191567
as much as i like the idea too... i cant deny that indeed it is just a bunch of headcanon..

>>30191574

Go to bed Roogna.

>>30191598
I'm over here, though

>>30191546
I think we will be very good friends Anon

>>30191520
The quest for candyvag is always full of strife.

>>30191592
I only visualise myself being captured and executed in Equestria

>>30191574
silly roogna

>>30191489
Yeah, Noel's great. She's given me more help than pretty much everyone else combined, not to say I don't value advice from anyone willing to share it.

Post your ponies everyone!

Pic related, this was a picture I took when Klondike was bragging about not owning a toy.

>>30191638
You can contact noel?
How I want to art

>>30191632
>>30191615
FUCK YOU GUYS THAT WASNT ME

>>30191613
I love that pic. It looks like she hates her job so much

But yeah

What if BOTH princess' were kaput? Who would Twilight elect to take Lunas princess slot? Shes gotta sleep sometime...

>>30191613
"Dear Princess Twilight,

I was just wondering....what ever happened to your old mentor?

Your faithful student, <stupid OC here>

P.S. please dont kill me."

>>30191592
But if we compared them with the cows they would have approximately 1.3 m, the maximum size of ponies that are considered small.

>>30191661
Spike

>>30191592
Anyone have more?

Porque no puedo detener todos estos dobles?

>>30191646
he made a fimchan thread
and noel basically went straight shota for him

When will we ever get to see Luna again?

>>30191592
You silly, if we lived in Equestria we would be a Pony version of ourselves.

>>30191642

I'm not buying a pony until Hasbro can make one that isn't nightmarish and actually looks like they do in FiM

>>30191642
a hurr hurr hurr

I'm such a faggot...

>>30191686
But what about the mini-ponies?

>>30191642
Mine is in the mail.

>>30191681
checa mis triples

>>30191684
Episode 4 on the 22nd.

For real.

>>30191390
I'm sorry, anon. I know that feel. I know because that asshole DiQord made me feel the same way. I had to write this story to deal with the grief.

>>30191684
The 22nd.
And it's supposedly a Halloween episode, too.

Ever get that feeling when you did something that later on you just cant believe you did?

Like in a good way

If Applejack is Applejack's first name, would her last name be Macintosh?

That would make Big Macintosh's name Big.

>>30191661
>>30191677

>Spike get jelous of ponies shunning the night and loving the day
>Betrayal!
>ITS A NEVER ENDING CYCLE THATS BEEN GOING FROM THE DAWN OF TIME! EXCEPT NO ONE IS OLD ENOUGH TO REMEMBER THE LAST TIME IT HAPPENED!

>>30191678
>eye
>Bigger then a human head
That creeps me out but I still think they're cute

>>30191661
i like to think that her face is more as in a determined, this is my duty face than a "wtf am i doing here" face

>>30191696
yes, but that certainly hasn't stopped you

>>30191696

That plushie always terrifies me

Anyone have a picture of a pony kicking a tree? I need something to refer to.

>>30191700

Mini-ponies?

>>30191685
Do you mean literally as ponies or as cartoon, stylized versions of our selvs?

>>30191763
The blind bag ponies or whatever
You know the 2 inch ones.

>>30191758
In-show, or real?
And if you're doing Big Mac applebucking, he better be kicking one tree and having the shockwave buck like five at once.

I mean come on. This is BIG MAC.

well since things seem to be a bit slower tonight then most nights i might as well post this

anyone care to take a read through this...i'm attempting to write a documentary styled fic but i've hit a wall with the last paragraph and just can't move on to the second draft until i finish the first
http://pastebin.com/7rYVnHkP

>>30191737
I think his name is just McIntosh and they call him big

>>30191744
I guess

She doesn't look happy

>>30191737
>mfw I just realized AJ's full name is Applejack Apple

>>30191696

Ooh, now post the one of her cuddling with the nightmarish plushie!

>>30191646
I got most of it from her in threads, but she does have a Derpymail and I did use that a few times. I still feel kind of uncomfortable bugging her though.

>>30191683
That's silly. And I think I'm a few months older anyway.

>>30191768
First, it is possible to live in a world where everything looks like a cartoon?

>>30191732
Yeah. I bought a calculator for this girl in math class when I over heard her saying she was a poorfag. She had one the next day, and I think she was laughing at the idea that I did that for her.

I don't regret it. I gave it to another guy who needed it.

>>30191740
Big eyes = more cute.

>>30191592
>main cast 3 foot 4
>Celestia about 6 foot 8

Sounds about right.

>>30191737
I thought ponies didn't do first/last names.

>>30191807
Okey Doky Loki

oh god someone tell me how to link a thread from another board. I found something on .v. i need to share.

>>30191813
artistic equivalent of straight shota
it was adorable and kind of weird to watch

>>30191701
>no mail on Sunday

>>30191827
>>>/v/ thread number

>>30191822
Twilights last name is Sparkle according to CMC chronicles

And Pinkies real name is a full regulare 3 named name

>>30191821
>Celestia my height

I'm not sure how I feel about this...

>>30191785
I mean like a screencap and it's Applebloom who's apple-bucking.

>>30191464
If its any consolation, AJ is my favorite too.

>>30191827
>>>/v/threadnumber

>>30191824

YEAH!!!!

>>30191709
My doppels vil SCHEEEEEIN all over ECKVESTRIA.

>>30191832
ok with this i am

also you might as well call yourself batfag and get it over with

>>30191592
Whenever I visualize myself living in equestria, it involves a lot of bitching on my part and telling seductive ponies to fuck right off as I continue my valliant quest to find a way out of that saccharine hellhole. There are also giant spaceships with laser cannons, gundams, nazi griffons, equestria is nice-but-want-to-take-your-soul tier, and earth is planning to take over the pony planet.

And it's almost always a musical with instrumentals by modest mouse and the beatles.

Man, it seems like the more I draw ponies the worst I get. I thought the opposite is supposed to happen. Ah well.

>>>/v/112064481
Let's see if this works.

>>30191830
>Noel
>Rose

We just need a few more femartists and we'll have the drawfriend equivalent of a harem anime.

Why do you guys like Applejack? It doesn't taste like apples.

>>30191740
You're reading the chart wrong.

>>30191853
Shes more or less a normal horse

but, you know


MAGIC

>>30190725
>Who's Who on /co/
God damnit, don't make the accusations of "giant tripfag circle jerk for scat fetishists and furries" true. I remember in December when these threads weren't full of lunatics.

>>30191896

We just do.

>>30191715
>>30191725
Awwwee yeah! You serious? She better not make just one appearence for the entire season.

>>30191824
>>30191696
Is this the real life?

I just realized McIntosh apples are actually pretty small

>>30191904
Celestia is HORSEJESUS....or horsegod. I dunno.

>>30191916
Yes, anonymous.

>>30191916

is this just fantasy?

>>30191822
All ponies have full names, including a middle name.

Rarity Belle should be Rarity's name, which is sort of odd because Sweetie Belle is being called her first and last name all the time.

>>30191895
noel
rose
fluffy
uh

...
uh

>>30191883
>not being the leader of an invading force of space marines that ended up allying with the ponies and waging war against the homestuck trolls

Your fantasies suck.

>>30191916

>>30191910
hey welcome back

>>30191814

Depends on if the spell/sciencey thing that transported you there allowed your body to adapt to all the different environmental/molecular changes necessary to survive properly there. If not, you're right fucked since we're not sure if the air they breathe is even nitrogen-oxygen based.

>>30191940
CL, madmax, jessy and Tess

>>30191933
Does anyone else think that twilight looks really cute in that picture? :D

>>30191940
CL

>>30191936
Caught in a land slide, no escape from reality...

>>30191883

That's a pretty awesome idea. Much better than the standard "Get to Equestria, Fuck Ponies" story.
Can I bring my baby Pinkie Pie?

>>30191910
Holy shit, someone actually read the linkboard. And that was there to enable people to track down specific contributors, or at least tell people what they contribute. That's what it's supposed to be, anyway.

>>30191715
>>30191725
is it already confirmed that the Halloween episode will be on the 22nd, not the 29th (nearer date)?
or even more importantly, that Luna will maken an appearance??

>>30191944
caught in a land slide

>>30191944

>>30191956
>>30191953
>>30191940
You guys forgot Megasweey

>>30191953
oh, right, those ones

wait jessy is a chick?
TESS is a chick?

>>30191955
I do.

>>30191904
A pony is classified as a 'small horse'.

So it goes without saying that making the pony taller would make her a Horse?

>>30191883
Funny, I always think of when Neo finds out the truth and passes out in a fit of rushing emotions

>>30191950
Thank you. I've been avoiding these since the hiatus for what I feel should be obvious reasons.

>>30191960
Yeah, that's pretty much why I wrote it. No real intentions of circle-a-jerkin. Its not like I wrote bios or shit.

>>30191939
>Rarity Belle

That sounds so... right.

>>30191910
It's useful to see who the artists, writers, and streamers are and such, especially if you're a newcomer.

>>30191975
Tess is a chick?
But yesterday you guys said he is a dude or something.

EVERYTHING I EVER KNEW IS A LIE

>>30191975
wat
i believe yesterday i discovered that Tess was a dude...

>>30191975
I knew Jessy was a chick, but I'm still getting conflicting reports on Tess.

>>30191928
YAY

I HAVE INFLUENCE!

>>30191960
Have you read it, though? I held off judgement. It's just a list. A lot of it is nobodies. "Oh isn't this person wonderful, they do the Ask Diamond Dog Tumblr!" What? Why is this a thing?

>>30191939
Sometimes people have two first names. Sweetie Belle could just be her first name.


I still can't get over how redundant Applejack Apple is

>>30191953

MM is already squeak's waifu, unless you want to dip into NTR territory

>>30192025
Caramel Apple Apple

>>30192013
Btw has that one drawfag finished the Bat version of the Mane6?

>>30192022
In case you'd like to contact them? Find about their art? Request it? Commission it?

>>30191952
If we are using SCIENCE then we could be using Avatar bodies with a mix of human and pony dna. If we are using motherfucking magic, then you would become a pony and there wouldn't be a problem

My favourite females are the female anons.

you know who you are.

>>30192022
>Oh isn't this person wonderful, they do the Ask Diamond Dog Tumblr

Bitch Klondike is one of our oldest and funniest contributors. Pick a better example.

>>30191883
>"Human In Equestria" Fantasies
>Not just saying "Fuck it" and making the best of your new world by taking up a job in the nearest town doing things that require the usage of hands and fingers

Also that awkward moment when you have to explain to a race of vegetarians that you need to consume meat to live.

>>30192038
Apple Fritter Apple

>>30192035
Implying MM won't fuck anything with a dick

Out of curiosity do you all think we should keep MLP to one thread? We've probably hit the saturation point of the amount of viewers we are going to get from 4chan. And as fun as it can be to post some reaction images in other threads it does seem to generate alot of flak. I think most of us came to an agreement that while it does not matter if we like the show or not its far more annoying if we just spam it randomly.

>>30192038
Applebloom Apple OH GOD THERE FAMILY IS TERRIBLE AT NAMES

>>30192038
Golden Delicious Apple?

>>30191939
That's not so strange. Sometimes people's surnames just fit really well. I have a friend we call Talley. That's his last name, mind you.

If his little brother is reading this, and I suspect he might, stop looking at ponies and go to bed. Templeton says so.

>>30192051
>not eating delicious tofu

>>30192051
Dude they eat meat.
They have canines.
And that sandwich in the phoenix episode.

Eat the cows. I'm sure they wont mind it at all.

>>30191998
not everything you know is a lie
just the cake

>>30192051

They'll start to wonder when some of them begin disappearing in the night...

Start with Apple Bloom, she's small so nobody will miss her.

>>30192077
They gottem canines for the meat

Dash needs her protein

>>30192039
i was going to until i realized i probably need to meditate on mount pony drawfag for a few more months drawing ponybutt

theory: pony names are formatted slightly differently.

(Given name) (second given name) von family name of (extra title here)

APPLEJACK VON APPLE OF SWEET APPLE ACRES

in equestrian:

NEIGH WINNY NE-I-I-IGH NEIGH NEEEIIIIGH

>>30190753
>>30190866
>>30190969
>>30191047
>>30191090
More! Do more! It is like vitamins to us!

>>30192107
You'd also need to be able to draw.

>>30192077
I assumed all their "sandwiches" were just different flowers and veggies assembled between two loaves of bread.

And anything that looks like meat is actually some kind of tofu analogue.

>>30192077
But the cows talk. And the rabbits are sentient. Even the monsters are capable of being reasoned with so you can't just go hunting chimera or something.

>>30192107
I'll go with you! I need meditation! I'll even bring trail mix.

>>30192063
It's a silly idea. Just think about it. People wanting different topics to the thread at hand would simply shear off from the crowd, make a new thread, and keep bumping it back to the front when no one looks at it. Eventually people would split into so many threads pony things would be global banned again. And you know /b/ would just stir up shit because they feel like it.

>>30192144
Maybe the "flowers" are meat analogues.

>>30192084
There was a ham sandwhich in one episode

>>30192107
Ass before Bats like I always say.

>>30191910

I'm sorry you don't like trying to stem questions of people asking "Who is ____?" when they get asked, as that's basically what it's for.

>>30192144
Oh dude I went to ask your question on your dash blog but the button is gone. Where is it?

>>30192126
Oh look, the Nyxfag is back.

That ballad of baby Pinkie is some goddamn adorable stuff.
Too bad I envision it with her asking to help her walk on hind legs.

>>30192077
Or that line in Fall Weather Friends where Pinkie talks about eating hot dogs.

So that makes them pastel coloured carnivorous tiny magic horses.

>>30192051
Who said fantasies are meant to make sense, or replace real life?

They're just something to kill time with when you're in the shower.

>>30192051
>Not just saying "Fuck it" and making the best of your new world by taking up a job in the nearest town doing things that require the usage of hands and fingers

See, I thought of this.

But then I heard from /co/ two words:

Wish fulfillment

And it's retard nature forced me to look at the concept again.

http://www.historyguide.org/intellect/allegory.html

How would you know that world is real? And, if you could not figure it out, what then?

Better to be the poor servant of a poor master, and to endure anything, rather than think as they do and live after their manner?

>>30189450

It'll be cool. Like waiting out the Cuban missile crisis.

I wish I had the skills to ponify this poster before it becomes irrelevant.

>>30192151

Maybe they just don't place much value on intelligent life in general, then.

Dear annons: make annon happy and share some Rainbow Dash x Fluttershy pics, a little annon in the world will be happy with that.

>>30191910
>See this
>Go and check it out of curiosity
>mfw Klondike's name is missing an L, and the image for me is that PONIES!? image I did way way back

>>30192045

If we're using motherfucking magic... then it wouldn't matter if we're ponies or not because magic don't gotta explain shit.

>>30192051

People can subsist on eggs for protein quite easily if necessary. And yes. Ponies eat eggs. They use them in baking recipes ALL the time.

TBH, I'd try to find my way home as quick as possible if this happened.

>>30192198
Pinkie Pie lies all the time.

She's not a very good source of information.

>>30192200
>not thinking the logistics and problems of a fantasy are the most interesting part
>201
wait a second.
Maybe that's just me? Am I a giant weirdo, ponyfuckers?

>>30192159

Well the main pony discussion usually just happens in the /co/ board. /b/ is for circlejerking. Outside of those two boards I don't really see any other threads.

>>30192187
I have it temporarily disabled so I can work through the backlog of questions I have already.

>>30192194

>>asking for helping to walk on hind legs because everybody else does

Fuck that is too adorable. That's going in the story!

>>30192225
I know, right? And I don't care for the album cover that's shown for me.

>>30192185

>first person to ever read the linkboard complains

>>30192232
No, I think about it all making sense as well.

Because I'm a human fucking being.

>>30192218
Well if I was a fucking pony I wouldn't give a fuck about that so I can see what you mean.

>>30192232
it's not just you

>>30192063
Not saying we should spam threads.

But at least being allowed to have two (slow) threads at a time would be nice, compared to having one thread that 404s every half hour.

None of this 24/7 bullshit.

>>30192143
that's what the pony butt exercises are for

wax on butt
wax off butt

>>30192256
Yeah yeah

>>30192225
Haha, that was my request from you that while ago!
>>30192255
I'll replace it with one of your choosing if you want

>>30192244
That's because we keep it here, in one thread. Any other threads that crop up are either trolls are people who jump the gun on making new threads. And if you've got something to say, a topic you want to bring up, you may have to sock-puppet a little to get people to pay attention to it.

>ponies have canines

Okay, that's just weird.

>yfw ponies are probably humans who have undergone extensive genetic engineering to be able to survive a nuclear apocalypse using a pony's natural resistance to radiation

>>30192249
Well, when you put it THAT way it's so adorable I could die.
But I was picturing this thing...

Why does this keep happening?

>>30192280

>>pony butt exercises

I must admit that sounds very strange without context.

>>30192303
Like Pokemon.

>>30192303
That doesn't make any damn sense.

>>30192198

veggie-dogs exist, as eating pigs seems in terrible taste because they can talk.
As I said before, ponies eat eggs too, so that's pretty fucking close

>>30192321

Why is it that the hasbro version of toys are always so fucked up looking?

Hey bronies, is it true that we are moving this threads to /vp/?, because I love the idea

My Who's Who pic is still Pony Joe and I'm okay with that.

>>30192294
This one would be nice.

I also do the Big Mac tumblr if that counts as doing something.

>>30192370

Go.

Now.

>>30192331
You have to send the artist money, also the artist actually hates mlp

>>30192331
>Orange County Donut Steel is apparently some kind of overboss for discord, the very embodiment of magical chaos
SIGN

>>30192370
I'd just be going back home

>>30192321

I think even those are cute.

>>30192354

Just because things can talk does not mean they place heavy value on lives outside of their species.

>>30192370
No, but we did sorta mutate into Hat Fortress hat threads.
>>>/v/112064481

>>30192331
wtf am i looking at?

>>30192331
Because Kayla-Na will draw anything for money.

And sometimes just because she feels like it.

>>30192370

No. Its a western cartoon and will stay on /co/ until we get a /pony/

>>30191189
Yeah I fucked up by doing that retarded pose and I couldn't get it right so I gave up.

>>30192370
No, it's not true. No one goes to /vp/ if they don't have to. That place is a shithole that persists because losing it would make all the other boards worse. Like /b/.

>>30192366
Hasbro and the show have no interaction with each other save for "Hey can you put [toy idea] somewhere in the show? If not that's fine, kthnxbai"

>>30192331

It's been a long day.

>>30192331

What are those shitty OCs doing in this well-drawn DiscordxPinkie porn?

>>30192399
>the artist actually hates mlp

I'm pretty sure she's lying. Black people always lie to save face.

>>30192354
But why make veggie dogs at all if there's no meat analog?
And it'd be a meat flavoured tube of-

I'm over thinking this shit.


Meat eating horses sound cool though.

>>30192303
More like

>Genetic modification revolution
>It keeps stacking up, people are already getting ridiculous with horns, tails, wings suitable for gliding, and minor telekinesis aided by self-replicating and maintaining nanobot systems that dwell in their horns
>Aerosol becomes a viable vector and post-development mutation becomes possible
>in wartime countries subject entire populations to humiliating mutations
>One world war three later
>Colorful horse like creatures with psychic powers and tiny wings that defy aerodynamics

Lyra just so happened to find some wartime journals in the everfree forest.

Celestia and luna are related to high officials who had direct links to massive systems that controlled the rotation of a slowing earth and the movements of a moon only centuries away from becoming tidally locked with it's planet.

Magic is naught but sufficiently advanced technology.

>>30192405
You know what?
I like you.
You're a swell chap.

>>30192417
well try again. you'll never get better if you don't keep trying

>>30192412
Someone needs to make one or two posts that look like the spammer using the ponyfied version of Costanza

>>30192415
Also he/she/it is kind of a bitch, apparently. Or so I've heard.

>>30192379
No problemo tex
>>30192378
I like that pic (also my request I think)
>>30192396
Uh-huh
>filename
You are awful sometimes

>>30192455

Hey thanks.

>>30192411

They place value on Spike, and Zecora, and even Gilda before it turned out she was a bitch.

Sorry, but your logic makes no sense.

since no one has called it
>There will be bats in the next episode.

>>30192447
So all the weird animals resulted from stray mutate-a-man spray?

>>30192396
...That filename is just mean, Pacce. And I thought you hated rape?

>>30192468
She is indeed. Wolfy-Nail (remember *death metal*?) at least doesn't mind people liking what he doesn't like.

Luna pics, please?

>>30192484
I CAN be.
Now someone make a new thread and don't put Gilda at the front of it so I can ignore it, drink, and write a story with lots of sex in it.

>>30192504

Gryphons eat horses. That makes things even more confusing.

>>30192447
but i don't want a war to turn me into a pony

i want me to turn me into a pony

how draw poni

>>30192521
...You mean two episodes from now? Because the next one is Lesson Zero. The one after that is the Nightmare Night episode.

>>30192533
Sweet jesus...

>>30192527
It's a happy and cute picture of an asshole, so I give it a file name to remind everyone that she's an asshole.
I like her as a bit of an asshole.

Also, it turns out it was just heavy bondage that Gilda thought was rape and the wolves also bought Fluttershy a racecar bed. She didn't want in, but they were just so nice, she kept it anyway.

>>30192533

Not in FIM, apparently.
I -really- don't think they make pigs into food in Equestria based on simple analysis of their societal structure, but hey, who am I to alter your headcannon?