Metal... Gear?!

DINO-FAG IS THE BEST THING EVER

That's weird, yesterday I was thinking that Terra Nova better have mechs by season two.

Actually, every show should have mechs by season two, new tv rule.

Hey, hey guys.
What if.
What if..
We have a pony thread..
Without trolls?

>>30155234
There would still b a high possibility that we would discuss absolutely nothing.

in b4 spam.

Why are we all sucking off Dinofag now, I remember when we used to hate him and laugh at his dreams that would never come true.

And then as we all predicted he gave up on his big dreams of television to settle for fanfiction no one will read.

>ponies on /sp/
STOP THAT, YOU FAGGOTS. YOU'RE PROVING THE SPAMMER'S POINT.

Costanaza Come's In

so i just downloaded 4chan spam blocker

how can i into spam blocking?

IS THE SPAMMER GONE??

>>30155171
ordinance thread?

>>30155273
well he was the one that made the thread, he's trying to stir up interboard drama

>>30155253
This artist perfectly captured how Railgunner's ponies look like cyclopes from the side.

>>30155253
>durr hurr cute pony snapping and murdering everyone

It's like everything ever cliched about a grimdark MLP ever being realized.

>>30155297

Suddenly, NTSTS.

>>30155297
I doubt it mystery person

>>30155288

>Get 4chan filter
>Type this in comment section: [\.,t]+[0-9]{3,5}
>Refresh

AND BAM IT'S GONE.

>>30155199
oh fuck this is awesome

>>30155346
>4chan filter is incompatible with 4chan Plus (breaks it)

Wat do.

>>30155297
He's busy filling out the next hundred captchas for his next blitz of morale crushing spams in his glorious crusade against people who watch cartoons about ponies.

>>30155265
/co/ is tsundere like that

>>30155265
i'm a broken dinosaur
why do you think i drink so much

>>30155273
They're not with us. They're not of us. They're trolling to get us banned everywhere.

>>30155365
use 4chan X

>>30155365
Doesn't 4chan Plus have its own filter anyway?

>>30155323
>Every grimdark cliche ever
Fix'd.

So is this thread safe to move from the /sp/ one? I would love to have the /sp/ one removed. I hate moving across boards.

>>30155365

Weird, I run them both at the same time and I have no problems.

>>30155390
Not yet. Coming in the next version apparently.

>>30155378
4chan X works on Chrome?

>>30155323 cute pony
But that's all of them!

Well, except Big Macintosh.

>>30155393
the /sp/ thread guys are going to be banned like Heisenberg's cat in a box

maybe

>>30155327

>Suddenly, NTSTS.

If only.

>>30155425

...Does anybody have a sad big mac.jpg I can save?

>>30155432
Nah, the thread will just get deleted.

>>30155297
He got banned earlier tonight, the mod even posted and was very clear that this bullshit should not be tolerated. But never underestimate the tenacity of someone with even less life than people who obsess over a cartoon.

>>30155239
I assume this is already known like the TGWTG clip? I won't push is.

>>30155355
I've got one more.

Get the fuck out of /sp/. You're like a cancer.

>>30155455

Hey it was a valid assumption, he always announces his arrival with that "hay guise" picture.

Is it safe to post yet?

>>30155378
Where's the filter on 4chanX? I can't find it.

>>30155409
Yes, it does.

>>30155470
This is so

I love it!

>>30155467
You want to change this answer now?

>>30155447
hey man
if faust shows up in the thread and basically screams "GIVE ME A SHITTY SHOW IDEA" you better believe i'll dump that shit on here

oh wait were you joking or something i'm too tired to not be autistic :(

>>30155498
>>30155495
I'll take that as a "Maybe."

Welp, here we go ppl.

I know it's probably not you replying to it, but don't move boards. It's the same guy trying to get you to stir up inter-board shitstorms.

>spammerfag changing his text
>he thinks that makes him harder to filter

What a rube.

I propose we make a new thread for every one that gets spammed.

>>30155292
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4rJAw-fuYHk

>>30155368
But, anon! That sounds like so much work! Plus, it's friday night! Why isn't he out with his friends having fun?

>>30155533
Yeah I figured that one out

>>30155492
Thanks for cleaning up the board. These fuckers don't deserve to live. Also don't forget to change up the spam.

Well, this proves it's not a script following the marker.
This person has so much time on his hands, he actively hunts down threads.
What a faggot.

>>30155547
I propose that's a terrible fucking idea.

>>30155547
This is a horrible idea. Just deal until the mods deal with it.

[\.,tnd]+[0-9]{3,5}
[\.,tnd]+[0-9]{3,5}
[\.,tnd]+[0-9]{3,5}
[\.,tnd]+[0-9]{3,5}
[\.,tnd]+[0-9]{3,5}

whenever the spammer posts with a new letter, stick it on the end of that \.,tnd thing, no more spam

>>30155569
It's probably more than one person, collaborating through IRC.

Did anyone else feel things in their private parts when Fluttershy said "Good boy Angel, make momma proud"?

>>30155553
just download a filter http://userscripts.org/scripts/show/103818
and write [\.,tdn]+[0-9]{3,5} in the comments section, refresh and enjoy the pony talk

>>30155565
He even talks to himself!

>>30155565
>Thanks for cleaning up the board.

>ohwaityoureseriousletmelaughevenharder.jpg

>>30155579
They're NOT going to deal with it until we make the issue impossible to ignore.

And clearly this fucker is evading bans. Bans do nothing on 4chan. Everyone here knows this.

We fight fire with fire.

>>30155615
Oh yeah. Definitely.

That VA, UNF.

>>30155615
No, I didn't

reposting, this is for whoever requested it earlier in the day. don't know if I'll give the other 5 the same treatment as I did this one, I just kind of kept rollin' with it.

>>30155454
>job

oh god, work the shit out of that, cement your position with excellence. DO NOT LOSE THAT

i haven't actually submitted you anything for further review yet anyway, i'm similarly swamped.
everything in a state of valve time

>>30155615
extremely

>>30155651
>>30155649
He's evolving.

>>30155625
>>30155626
ah, looks like he's using a random string sequencer now
that's a lot harder to filter

>>30155547
Hello, spammer! I see you're trying to get us in trouble again.

Have some Discord.

>>30155626
>>30155629
>>30155649
>>30155651
Double Spammer, this sounds like fun

>>30155649
>>30155651

Clever girl.

I just realized something, this is the work of /v/.

>>30155645
CLEANSE THE WORLD!

>>30155273
The guy in /sp/ IS the spammer.

trying to get people to bitch about ponies till it gets banned again.

>>30155643
So you want the rest of /co/ to suffer for the actions of one jackass? That's stupid. You're stupid.

>>30155516
Change what answer? Everything in my post was correct.

Also, brb, going to find the /v/ thread, I bet they're the ones behind this mess.

Hah, I'm not even a pony fan, I just can't stand assholes.

Okay. So, get this.

I start a crossover thread that's going AWESOME. Right? Its a good thread and we're all having a good time. Then one fucker.. One insipid prick shows up and starts getting all, "HURRR DURR! You're breaking the rules! This is a pony thread! One thread only rule! Hurr durr durrr!"

That thread? Gone without warning 10 minutes later. A thread that was not discussing ponies in the least, but had a few pony images in it.

Then I see this fucker who is STILL spamming threads. He's been at it all fucking night and that mods haven't done shit.

Fuck this gay earth.
I MAD.

>>30155704
that much was obvious when he only posted costanza

>implying this guy will last more than a week

You need to fill out a CAPTCHA now, he'll run out of steam when he gets tired of doing it.

>>30155629
>>30155681
Just press the 'hide' button on his posts. They're much smaller and manageable now.

>>30155643
What are you, 12? Just try to think logically here

Spammer won't stop until no more pony threads, uses terror to get his way, mods will respond since if they don
t, they are inferior to one small man. And they won't let that happen. Just deal with it.

Plus, spammed threads stay on the first page since it's an image being posted. There's no way mods don't see this shit.

put 130 in the email field line

it gets rid of most of it, but a lot of legit posts too

>>30155707
The only way to end misery is to make everyone feel it, so yes. This is the fundamental point of any good protest.

>>30155722
The mods have done a lot, but you know how much a ban is worth on 4chan.

well, since the mods don't know how to fucking ban an ip RANGE, it's back to filtering MY WAY

>>30155732
he's already been here at least a week

i'm pretty sure he's being funded by a wealthy troll neckbeard douche

someone go kill dane cook, maybe it's him

>>30155722
Cause you are a worthless pony faggot.

>>30155391
Not necessarily, we still have yet to see any delicious gratuitous gore porn moments.

Sucks to be 0r0!

>>30155365
http://pastebin.com/fKRKBV3Q
replace the part that goes (/(\<[Bb][Rr]\>\.){5}/ with (/(\<[Bb][Rr]\>[\.,t]){5}/

>>30155782
And what are you?

Even more pathetic

>>30155716
God speed.

>>30155722
Which board was it on?

>>30155778
It's impossible to ban this, at least from what I've been told.

See, it's basically a botnet attack. He's using a program which makes computers who are also using the program post in this thread - which means that there are IPs posting the spam from all over the world essentially. He still has to enter captchas yes, but banning an IP Range wont do jack. The thing actively looks for new IPs too in the event that a series of them have been banned.

At least that's what I've been told.

>>30155791
What happened?

CLEAN THIS PLACE UP SPAMMER!

>>30155805
I switch to 4chan X, but thanks anyways.

>>30155835
god damn, that's some pretty sophisticated shit

>>30155756
>any good protest
>implying people protest legit by violent means

>>30155819
I remember it earlier today. It was here on /co/. It wasn't a pony thread, but some guys posted ponies which were relevant to the thread. Most of it was gargoyles. The thread was deleted.

>>30155871
It's just a modified script from earlier spam attacks. It's not like this hasn't happened before, there's always something that someone doesn't like, and decides to spam in an effort to get rid of it.

>>30155756
But that's wrong, you retard. The point of a protest is to make people care about the cause. If we start acting like PETA, we'll be treated like them.

>>30155871
and he did it all just to troll a pony thread
he has even less of a life than we do, and thats saying something

>>30155835
Can you imagine the innovation that would result if he was using this botnet's power for Fold@Home or some other distributed science data program?

>>30155753
That is a load of cricket.
Spammers could not deal with the furporn threads on /b/ back in '08, simply ran out of steam.

>>30155585
eventually he will catch on and start using random characters or pony names
we need something that counts the number of linebreaks

>use 4chan filter
>hide makes the spammer's posts disappear without a + symbol that 4chan x has

feels awesome man

>This thread

Seinfeld was shit by the way

Twilight is best pony. Arguments? dissenting viewpoints?
Invalid!

>>30155835
So basically, he got together people from around the world to spam out a pony thread so that they can convince Moot that Pony are cancer killing /co/.

>>30155877
Sorry about that. The mod has usually been pretty good about deciding which threads to delete. Maybe another moderator came by?

On the "brightside," now you know that you can post a few pony reaction pics, claim it is people posting outside the general, and BAM, thread gone.

>>30155898
no i mean, i've seen delayclose and stuff like that, but like an active captcha caching multi proxy botnet thing that can self-analyze to see if its banned and automatically use a new IP? that's pretty advanced for 4chan shit

i'm drawing dinofagxhoppip porn
it's going to be disappointing and a little depressing

>>30155941

>>30155935
fucking magic bro, I think Ill stop using 4chan+ for a while

>>30155918
Hear that spammer man. Switch to the fucking pony names and spam that shit. It would be on topic for these fags too.

so, do we have any way of finding this child's home address? i'll go murder him if no one else has the stomach for it

>>30155953
It's all automated, save for the Captcha part. The program was created by some guy on /v/ at the beginning of the year IIRC.

Basically he joined a botnet to spam pony threads.

>>30155953
Even though the mods said he was the cancer.

In those exact words.

I really wish I had screencapped it, now.

>>30155952
All pony is Best pony

>>30155969
Not really, 4chan X's quick-reply can tell if you get told you entered the captcha wrong, so it wouldn't be too hard to check if the response from the server is 'you are banned'.

>>30155991
>gettin mad
stop that

>>30155935
that's one of the options for 4chan x, you can turn stubs for hidden posts on and off
enjoy not knowing how to use your fancy scripts

>>30156002
This is what happens when I go to bed.

I fucking hate my existence, this strep is so fucking horrible.

>>30156018
not mad, bored

>>30155969

You better of fucking saved that short clopfic I made of you two.

Counter plan:
delete thread, and post a new one every time a spammer appears.

>>30155982
well, it's already obsolete
most of the tripfags are actually elaborate Markov chains

Seems spam is being posted in pairs now, lesser, now in regular intervals

>>30156052
Nice try, spammer.

THIS ISNT YOUR CHAT ROOM FAGGOTS!

>>30156052
Nah, we can stay in one thread and chat for a while. Let's hit 500 posts before we make a new one.

>>30156058
What is a parallax denigrate, Alex?

>>30156075
And this isn't a edgy site nor a revolutionary coarse of actions.

>>30156085
I support this idea, we also should make the image limit hit before the spammer

>>30156075
Nor is it your chat room either. Deal w/it.

>>30156052

That' exactly what they want. They want to trick us into getting more than 2 pony threads on the front page in an effort to destroy all pony presence on /co/

Why. We're not ponychan bad, why do this to us?

>>30156042
i did not, actually
it wasn't very good
sorry, bro, i just tell the truth

>>30156027
It was quite lovely. The spammer made his own circle jerk thread congratulating himself on a job well done and kept bumping it with Seinfeld images. Then the mod banned him and said "Let this be a lesson to the cancer." or something like that.

>>30156085
But what if the spammer makes a new thread?

>>30156147
>why

Oh boy, now we're getting into why now. Lets just say once this is answered, no one will be anonymous anymore.

GET OF /co/ WORTHLESS SHITS!

>>30156147
oh god, how awesome would it be if he spammed ponychan, it would be amazing, so many tears

>>30156147
I don't know. Even /b/ is capable of keeping it to one thread.

>>30156191
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvdf5n-zI14

>>30156075

Then who's is it? Are any other threads really superior to pony ones simply by virtue of them not having ponies in them?

>>30156191
make us

>>30156191
Sup dude.

>>30156157

Eh, that's fine bro, i'm not that much of a writer, and I made that crap in like 5 minutes. GUESS I'LL GET NTSTS TO WRITE IT.

>>30156170
That was funny and cute until it became sexual.

>>30156191

Learn to spell first.

>>30156191
No

>>30156203
oh my god
spamfag, get on this
WE ARE NOTHING NEXT TO PONYCHAN
YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH PAIN YOU WILL CAUSE THEM

JESUS CHRIST, THE TEARS WILL FLOW AS THE MISSISSIPPI

god speed, costanza, god speed.

>>30156220
Why such a small ruby?

>>30156247
I WONDER IF HE CAN HEAR US!!?? MAYBE ITS AUTOMATED!! D :
SPAMFAG, PLEASE ANSWER OUR CALL!!!

>>30156203

All of my boners.

>>30156263
Hey how's it going.

He gave up? Or just ran out of captchas.

>>30156264
I-i.. Don't know.

I like Glitter Glue's art style. so simple and hilarious for the kind of material he does.

>>30156191
No.

Every thread you spam just hastens the creation of a new one.

You're increasing the volume of pony on /co/ all on your own.

We make new threads at the image limit, which you're helping us reach, and the mods have never had a problem with us starting a new thread once the old ones were done with images.

So we'll keep making new threads. You're free to spam them if you like. It just means more new threads.

You can't beat us.

>>30156289
Probably captchas

/co/ is ruined because of pony

>>30156203
I thought he followed the General Thread to ponychan when it moved there after 4chan started fucking up.

doing this to hit image limit so...
PONY. DUMP. NOW

>>30156289
more like running out of IP adresses.

>>30156302

>>30156312
No man, if you want to see something ruined, then take a look at the pony threads on /b/

Dear ponyfuckers,

Get out of our board, we were going to let you have your General in peace, but you threatened and attempted to rat Zone to the FBI for not making your filthy horse porn, Zone is a loyal /co/mrade and we are going to cleanse you bastards off this fucking board for your pitiful attempts of trying to sabotage Zone.

Praise Zone and death to the ponyfuckers. Go back to your Ponyfuckerchan, /b/ or whatever zoophile forum that you came from.

If you continue to attack Zone, we shall DDOS your pony imageboards and do other things to make your life a living hell.

You will not win this war, so back down while you still can or we will show no mercy to you.

>>30156203

No it wouldn't. That would be like punching the retarded kid in the face. It would be funny for a second, but then you realize how much of a piece of shit you were for doing it.

Also, if we did that, then we would become the cancer that these spammers think we are

And I would rather not let that happen.

Getting lesser now. George remains, the mutation stopped. Looks like one is banned.

>>30156325
Yeah, until the people whose computers are part of the scriptnet reset their routers because they've suddenly been banned from 4chan...

Does this mean we can discuss porn now?

Why was the ending to RGP so fucking shitty? I mean, it was perfect right up until that fucking epilogue handwaved everything even remotely interesting.

>>30156212

>>30156351
That was one troll who brought up the idea of fucking with Zone. Everyone else was against it.

Sounds like you are a dumb white knight.

>>30156351
>Praise Zone and death to the ponyfuckers

When did /co/ become an Al Qaeda-esque terrorist group?

>>30156351
> war
*snicker*
You guys are hilarious.

>>30156342
That it was

Whoever does that art of her needs to make more Ruby

Shes adorable

>>30156351

lolno

>>30156366
Because the way Tozac wrote it had intentional wholes from the get-go, leaving a LOT up to the interpretation of the reader.

>>30156351
> Get out of our board

Oh, sorry m00t. We´ll move out now.

>>30156351
1) We don't give a fuck if Zone doesn't want to make a MLP flash.

2) Please DDOS Ponychan, PLEASE.

>>30156351
>our board

>>30156351
Who the fuck is Zone?

>>30156351
I'm guessing you're a generic retard that will probably attack Ponychan thinking we go there, so please do.
You'll be doing everyone a favor.

>>30156400
4chan is serious bsns.

>>30156351
>DDOS
You-keep-using-that-word-i-dont-think-it-means-what-you-think-it-means.jpg

>>30156438
Zone does animated porn. Lots of animated porn.

>>30156400
You know, that is something I would expect Commander Jesus to write.

Dear ponyfuckers,

Get out of our board, we were going to let you have your General in peace, but you threatened and attempted to rat Zone to the FBI for not making your filthy horse porn, Zone is a loyal /co/mrade and we are going to cleanse you bastards off this fucking board for your pitiful attempts of trying to sabotage Zone.

Praise Zone and death to the ponyfuckers. Go back to your Ponyfuckerchan, /b/ or whatever zoophile forum that you came from.

If you continue to attack Zone, we shall DDOS your pony imageboards and do other things to make your life a living hell.

You will not win this war, so back down while you still can or we will show no mercy to you.

ruby for vigor

>>30156437

This fucking pic man!

>>30156414
I didn't like it. It felt like a cheap, easy way out.

>>>/v/111950535

>>>/v/111950535

>>>/v/111950535

>>>/v/111950535

>>30156355
well, at least they deserve it more than we do, not saying anyone deserves it really, but you get my point.

>>30156402
Oh boy, this reminds me of when I was a part of the 'anti-furfag' sagers back in '08.
I was such a retarded person back then.

>>30156097
Holy crap, that's a real thing and not just some random words you strung together. Awesome.
But it's been 15 years, spam has developed a lot during its evolution from weird usenet posts to modern linkfarms and emails capable of evading the subtlest Bayesian filters.
In other words, you're not fooling anybody.

>>30156351
>Protect Zone
>Who makes cartoon porn
>Accuse us for that
Oh wow, that was funny
>DDOS pony imageboards
Go call /b/ raid epic winz lul
>Will not win this war
My sides
Thank you for that

>>30156351

>You will not win this war
>War
>On the internet

Go to bed, you have to go to day care tomorrow.

>>30156511
fuck off faggot

Dear ponyfuckers,

Get out of our board, we were going to let you have your General in peace, but you threatened and attempted to rat Zone to the FBI for not making your filthy horse porn, Zone is a loyal /co/mrade and we are going to cleanse you bastards off this fucking board for your pitiful attempts of trying to sabotage Zone.

Praise Zone and death to the ponyfuckers. Go back to your Ponyfuckerchan, /b/ or whatever zoophile forum that you came from.

If you continue to attack Zone, we shall DDOS your pony imageboards and do other things to make your life a living hell.

You will not win this war, so back down while you still can or we will show no mercy to you.

can't milk those

>>30156511
Oh god /v/ why
why would you do this.

>>30156351
copypasta sure, but I have to say something.

MLP has been around longer than the faggot who's POSTING this copypasta has been alive

>>30156351

>Zone
>loyal /co/mrade

Tripfag worshiper? Sorry, but WE'RE not the cancer here.

>>30156492

Dear spammer,

If you take whatever happens online as a personal space and home invasion because the online life is the only life that you know in which you can interact with other people, then I´m very sorry for you.

But that is solved going out and actually talking to people, but I´m pretty much sure that is asking too much from you.

>>30156550
Especially when MLP was first made in '83.

>>30156550
Dear ponyfuckers,

Get out of our board, we were going to let you have your General in peace, but you threatened and attempted to rat Zone to the FBI for not making your filthy horse porn, Zone is a loyal /co/mrade and we are going to cleanse you bastards off this fucking board for your pitiful attempts of trying to sabotage Zone.

Praise Zone and death to the ponyfuckers. Go back to your Ponyfuckerchan, /b/ or whatever zoophile forum that you came from.

If you continue to attack Zone, we shall DDOS your pony imageboards and do other things to make your life a living hell.

You will not win this war, so back down while you still can or we will show no mercy to you.

emerald for something i don't remember.

>>30156511

No, you fool! What have you done??

>>30156351
>but you threatened and attempted to rat Zone to the FBI for not making your filthy horse porn

wait, what? when did this happen?
i like zone

Spam's done? Good.

This is the novelization of episode 1 of FiM.

https://docs.google.com/document/pub?id=1tLa_hl3WfHjvXNuMhdYpWa4DXuMt7EGG-h9Hd_-06F0

If people like it, I'll do episode 2. I haven't gotten any opinions on this at all.

>>30156550
On the topic of older MLP series, I think G1 Spike is way more pro-active than G4 Spike. G1 Spike made sure to use his dragon breath to ward off numerous monsters on numerous occasions, and his dad was awesome.

>>30156612
Emerald for insight

>>30156622

Did he finish the Wakfu flash?

>>30156622

Dont know what the fuck is Zone but this is hilarious!

>>30156637
What purpose does this even serve.

>>30156653
Nope. Still going.

>>30156351
Zone being rat out?
get arrested for making cartoon porn?
FBI attention?
Oh wow, now you're trying way too hard

>>30156637
Image limit dudeMy guess is he'll be back.

>>30156542
>>30156492
>>30156351

>>30156637
I... don't know why you did that, but i'm impressed nonetheless.

>>30156653
>wakfu flash
i feel bad for wanting this
they're like, 11

>>30156657

Zone makes animated porn using characters from known series.

I doubt the FBI has any interest on him unless he starts doing real CP.

ok, now lets talk about ponies for the next 160 posts

>>30156612
who's attacking Zone? Why do you care? He is literally a pedophile. What was it like being born AFTER Bush Sr. left office?

>>30156666

Who's Zone, and why should I care?

>>30156715

See

>>30156695

>>30156715
He's some guy who makes hentai flashes, not that bad to be honest.
That's all I know.

>>30156698
Anyone watch the older MLP series?

And how would we be able to bring in Wind Whistler to G4?

>>30156652
>Emerald
What ARE you thinking?

Wait, WHY are we posting ponies in /sp/?
I enjoy the show, but its fandom is getting ridiculously annoying, what with posting ponies fucking EVERYWHERE.
As though the porn and fanfiction weren't bad enough.

>>30156652
Thanks. I can never understand that queer. Either way you kids are hilarious. grab some copypasta from a thread, slap some LoL quotes on it and you got a recipe for pissed off worthless faggots. It was hilarious. I'll let your normal spammer get back to work.

The /sp/ thread is getting bombed with CP.

I didn't think they had the potential to get so angry.

Boy, this sure does bring back memories.

>>30156715
some fag that makes crappy hentai flashes on newgrounds. which might be cool if it was still 2002.

>>30156698

Agreed.

Does anyone think S2 will introduce love interests for any of the main 6? If so, who?

remember the part where everyone was clambering all over my dick
i liked that part
can we rewind to that part

>>30156770

>newgrounds

People still use this shit?

Who's zone?

Is the yellow one suffering from higher level autism?

>>30156748

We are not.

It´s the spammer trying to get the mods angry and ban all pony threads.

>>30156637
Oh god my mind is full of fuck
Awesome
I do enjoy a good book
Bibliophile
Now I can watch ponies in my mind

>>30156772
Big Mac, of course.

For Fluttershy.

>>30156770
>crappy
niggah, he almost perfectly emulated MLAATR's art style to do that rock biter flash thing. shit was impressive

>>30156772

Nope.

>>30156783
YOU STOLE DAFTY YOU FUCKER

I WILL FIND AND KILL YOU

>>30156511
Confirmed: Spammer linking us to other boards in vain attempt to get pony banned.

>>>/sp/15404678

Oh boy. Be forewarned, next threads going to be bad. Like, hella bad.

>>30156766
its like November all over again, man, i dont know about you guys, but this is fuckin awesome!!!
Just like old times!!!

>>30156748
>constanza.jpg originated from /sp/
Although I seriously doubt /sp/ did this, and I really don't think we should drag them into this.
>constanza.jpg is now populized by /v/
It's obvious that /v/'s tremendous hatred for ponies might've created this, so my 10 cents on it being /v/.
/v/ sure is strange.

>>30156738

It's like Barbie and the Carebears had dirty bathroom sex and somehow concieved ponies.

That's how I saw it anyway.

>>30156823

CP=cute pony.

>>30156818
i'm sure he's just as polygamous as the rest of us. you don't circlejerk this much without your sexual world view changing a little

>>30156831
I actually watch it for the villains. Seriously, they were some things that DnD characters would have trouble dealing with.

>>30156738
>Wind Whistler

Is that the Spock pony?

If yes I don't know But I want her and Twilight having a debate in an episode episode

>>30156823
>cp

WHY AM I SAVING THIS

WHY

>>30156772

I want Dash to get a boyfriend just for the shitstorm it would cause.

so yeah, this is zone
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/551022

>>>/sp/15403629

Troll MLP thread found, report at will

>>30156905
Delicious tears all around

Hell, even a crush on a colt, say Soaren, would be hilarious

>>30156901
Because you're a disgusting human being? Stick to lolicon, bro. Nobody's being exploited in that.

>>30156770

Oh, wait. Did he do those incredibly accurate hentai flashes with Slade raping Raven, Jinx fucking Cyborg, and XJ-9 getting gangbanged by a buncch of rock guys?

... not that I watched them or anything.

>>30156905

I just think is a step in the wrong direction, first you have boyfriends then tea party then g1 all over the place.

>>30156823
>actual
>honest to god
>cp

holy shit what is even going on

>>30156973
yup, thats him

>>30156823

It's like being on /b/ all over again.

>>30156911

Oh God why did I laugh?

This guy seems like a pretty good pornographer. Completely on model and lighthearted. Don't know why people hate him.

>>30156898
Yup, Wind Whistler is Spock Pony.

Fun Fact: The woman who wrote her episode with the rock dog went on to write Beauty and the Beast for Disney after the first scripts were rejected.

I don't even wanna know what is going on on >>>/b/ right now.

>>30157009
people don't hate him

>>30156973
you mean XJ Fine

>>30156968

Oh, the chaos that would ensue on ponychan and EQdaily. The delicious tears and autism...

I wish I could post the pic of Discord eating popcorn right now.

>>30156983

>tea party

Nigga, we already had a fucking fashion show episode. Some sort of tea party would be a good opportunity for some high-larious hijinks.

Cute images.

http://i.imgur.com/rGthX.png
http://i.imgur.com/6qlf6.png
http://i.imgur.com/uKBe7.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/zcB5T.jpg

>>30157074

I know but i think you can follow the idea.

>>30157015
woah what? fo rizzle?
that's pretty damn cool

>>30156989

Oh... Oh wow.
Now I kinda care. Those were really fucking good. Fuck.

>>30157074

ALL THE EPISODES ARE TEA PARTY NOW!

>>30157094

Nope.

No CP for me. I don't wanna get v&'d

>>30157116
Yep, he's pretty much the best when it comes to this kind of thing.

No huge loss that he refuses to do ponies, though. That would just cause shitstorms anyway, and frankly, on-model pony porn isn't exactly something I want.

>>30157134
They are actually cute images.

Can I make the next thread? I have an image especially for 4chan's birthday. Based on one made by Rose!

>>30156612
why do i have a feeling that the furries that the spammer is referring to

is actually 0r0chi?

he's just faggy enough to do something like that

>>30157134
I understand the fear, but it's legit, Luna, Derpy, Rainbow, and Twilight with human, all cute.

>>30157162
Don't do it, bro. We're staying here.

>>30157094
>expect CP
>actually cute ponies
everythingwentbetterthanexpected.jpg

>>30157142

Nah, only the furries are the ones crying that he won´t do pony porn.

>>30157134
>mfw you'll never see the cute images because 4chan has made you paranoid

>>30157142
No big whoop

Isn't all that shit he does commissioned? How much does one pay for childhood cartoon flash porn anyhoo?

>>30157162
no new threads for a while, i prefer no images

>>30157162
we can still make another 80+ replies, be patient.

>>30157173

Oh god you are right...

>>30157189

I heard his most recent one ran for 4000 bucks.

There was someone willing to pay 4000 dollars to see a teenage robot with fucked by rock monsters.

Just let that sink in.

>>30157162

I'm sorry little anon, we're not making any new thread until the spammer goes to bed.

>>30157142

Mah nigga.

SOME of us are just in it because we just think ponies are cute and the show is well written.
Furries ruin everything. Again.

>>30157188
I have been on 4chan for 5 years and I have never clicked a link to anything off site except for youtube.

>>30157241
it was probably a collaborative effort
but still
god damn

A funny side note: 406 replies, 1 sage

Also, what would YOU do if you where face to face with the human that caused all this to happen, the spam, CP, ect.

So do you think now that they defeated NMM, saved Equestria from the Dragon and also defeated Discord someone may recognize the mane cast?

>>30157241
...Jesus fuck

The shit I could buy with 4000 dollars that isn't 3 minutes of flash robot sex

>>30157276
no.

>>30157142

Ponies would cause a shit storm and hate out the ass, humanized would be bearable though, but the art should be done by Megasweet.

>>30157273
i would make it clear that i will punch him at some point

and then follow him around for weeks, throwing fake punches then holding them, making him flinch

when he's a broken wreck i'll just walk off

but i'm not mad enough to do that so i'll just put a lot of horse porn on his computer and tip his parents off. oh dear

>>30157273
well, first I'd tell Zone that most of his stuff is just bad. That Juri mini-flash was funny for the song, and I have a thing for XJ9.

Then, I'd knock him on his ass.

>>30157293
but........flash robot sex.........there might be robot balls!

>>30157273
throttle him

maybe just crush his neck with my arm

he would stop breathing, i know that much

>>30157263
Haha, awesome! For bonus points, add Ken's signature fire trail.

>>30157241

>2011
>paying money for porn

Granted, it's very high quality and artistically accurate porn, but still. There's no way it's worth 4000 dollars.

>>30157273
I would put a hand on his shoulder and look at him pitifully.

>>30157273
I'd sit down with them and ask them what makes them so mad. I would then ask them to yell out their frustrations and to let them out doing healthy activities.

>>30157276
No, everything will return to the status quo. Reporter ponies will show up, and wonder who they are.

Also, the /sp/ thread was going rather well, before the illegal CP dump started.

>>30157033
They'll probably do better than /co/. /co/ is more vulnerable because the theads move more slowly. /b/ pony threads are almost impossible to successfully spam because they're already being spammed by the ponies posting in the actual thread. Between people dumping images, people avatar fagging, and people posting macros, threads rarely last 15 minutes.

>>30157247

Ditto. There is a difference between being a fan of a show featuring anthropomorphic creatures and the furries.

The difference is: furries want to be one and also fuck one. Unfortunately, they start infiltrating the real fandom with their porn shit and try to be accepted by it.

>>30157375
>infiltrating with porn shit

you're so cute

>>30157375
i told you all this was happening
back in december
but nobody listens to dinofag
UNTIL IT'S TOO LATE

SEE IF I TELL YOU WHEN THE WORLD WILL END, SEE IF I CARE. I NEED A DRINK

link to zone's wakfu flash?

>>30157276
You know it kinda sucks for them.
I mean they don't have any secret identities or anything and the stuff they saved equestria from aren't really that subtle and yet no one cares.
Either this happens all the time and each generation had some kind of Element's of Harmony alternative or all the ponies are bastards.

>>30157273
Laugh.

>>30157310
>>30157314
I would first knock him unconscious, then strap him down, start to cut him with a razor down his arms, then pull out his fingernails one by one, then nails on his toes, rip his left eye out with a pair of tweezers, smash his testicles in with a hammer, pour several cleaning chemicals in a hole in his stomach, shove a pen in each ear while blasting classical music, and finally chain him to my car and drag him down the street until he died.

>>30157429
wel it took almost a year, i think this is comparable to the TTDD scenario, we had a good run

>>30157436
Not out yet

>>30157408

Awww, c´mon. Arent they always like:

Hey guys, can I join in?
Gee thanks!!

Now look at what I just drew, it´s awesome!!
Now you are going to like it!!!

>>30157375
We've got a mixed record with them. We have a lot of furry posters, but their anthro stuff still gets called out.

>glitterglue's comic about pony and anthro goes here.

Even Railgunner isn't always accepted, since most of the furries have gone off the deep end.

>>30157429
Shut up Dino-Fag

And pour me a shot of Bourbon

>>30157468
no
my bourbon
you get some jack

>>30157459
what are you? a Japanese interrogator?

>>30157503
A pissed off strep throat inflicted 18 year old with a malice outlook on life right now.

>>30157273

Tell his mom and dad that he is hanging around in a place intended for adults on the internet.

>>30157480
I'm all out of jack and have only light beer (not actually mine)

Send me bourbon on bourbon street you dino hog

>>30157459
>shove a pen in each ear while blasting classical music
>while blasting classical music
>classical music
YOU SIRE, HAVE CROSSED THE LINE

>>30157459
That is disturbing and you should feel terrible for even being able to imagine such horrible atrocities. Shame on you.

>go to Kloudmutt's stream
>futa anthro trixie
>I really don't want to mix fapping and this cartoon but I had a massive horsecock futa fetish BEFORE I started watching ponies

God fucking dammit. Why. MS and Kloudmutt, you are not making this easy for me.

>>30157526
Poor baby awww

Life was so perfect and magical until sex was invented.

>>30156823
woah what the fuck
goodbye, background autorefreshing, you were great, but you're too much of a liability

>>30157535
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AmUFbxs5mXg

>>30157549
I know, woe is me.

>>30157532
Malice isn't an adjective

>>30156823
Seems like a good enough time for me to go to bed then.

Goodnight!

>>30157273

Laugh. A lot.

>>30157548
Just give up and become one of those creepy perverted guys who endlessly requests thing from those two.

>>30157459

Jesus. You need to stop reading Cupcakes.

>>30157585
Goodnight dude

>>30157459
You forgot to cut off his eyelids and slowly break every single one of his fingers and toes.

>>30157601

>Implying Cupcakes had that much level of detail

>>30157534
NO
THE DIRTY BIRD IS MINE
AND I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT GILDA
OR MAYBE I AM. SHE PROBABLY SUCKS A MEAN DICK, SHE'LL NEED SOME BOURBON FOR THAT THOUGH

NONE FOR YOU, COMMIE

>>30157526
wow, i remember when i was 18, was like 2 years ago, except i was actually happy with my life.
try beating off into a cantaloupe, that might help.

>>30157661
The only thing I remember from cupcakes is the puns from the end.

>>30157535

But classical music is good.

It's pure and soothing. Besides, it's what Octavia plays, and I'm not going to go against my pony waifu

>>30157553

I prefer to keep sex separate from some things, much like many normal people do.

I keep ponies or any animal, cartoon or otherwise, apart from my sexuality. Again, like normal people.

>>30157660
And feed him feet-first into a sideways lawnmower.

>>30157680
FINE
NEXT TIME YOUR DRY AND NEED A DRINK YER NOT GETTING VODKA FROM ME

FOSSILIZE IN HELL YOU CRETACEOUS FAGGOT

>>30157710
yes, everyone got their jus-desserts

>>30157710

>The puns from the end

Oh god those were hilarious.

I love spammers, they give me good puzzle to figure out in trying to find a way to filter them without filtering legit posts. Always a fun time.

>>30157601
I watched a abortion video when I was 13, a video on the conditions of industrial farm animals at 14, and videos with decapitating teen soldiers in East Europe with knifes, a execution of two police officers by several placed bullets to every extremity, real rape, and torture of children.

>>30157760
>NEXT TIME YOUR DRY AND NEED A DRINK
>IMPLYING I'M EVER DRY
>IMPLYING VODKA ISN'T UNIVERSALLY SHIT EXCEPT IN MIX DRINKS, AND EVEN THEN, PRETTY BAD

AND I LIKE FOSSILIZING, DOUCHE

GOD, COMMUNISTS I SWEAR

>>30157822
small time

Spammer targeted the wrong thread! We're all clear!
>>30157853
>>30157853
>>30157853
>>30157853

>>30157881

Nice try, spammer.

>>30157911
I
what

>>30157822
You are smalltime.

>>30157881
>wrong thread
>the one that isn't at image limit

>>30157570
Portal? I figured it was a Clockwork Orange reference.

>>30157273
I'd stick to some good old patriotic waterboarding. You really can't go wrong drowning somebody over and over.

>>30157822
When i was 12 i watched alot of porn, and i watched a guy kill like 10 camels with a knife (bro had some skills), and i watched people club dolphins to death, i was at the exxon incident (those poor bastards), and i've seen over 3 dozen people die right in front of me, it may have even been my fault in some cases, i'm still not sure (EMT).
>But all of these moments will be lost, like tears in the rain
Your problems however, sound cool too.

>>30157881
ignore thread, keep talking about ponies and decapitations.

>>30157822

I once walked outside when I was 4 and saw my dog being eaten alive by ants, I didn't care and went back inside and had a space adventure with some mother fucking Lego.

>>30157822
You are casual small-time

I've blown horses

piss off until you've recieved that hot sticky load in your face unexpectedly.

>>30157943
>>30157822

Hey... hey guys.

PONIES!!!

...

*cry*

>>30157943
Time to die.

>>30157963
>>30157953
>>30157925
>>30157848
I'm glad we can all burn in the same pit. I'm in good company.

>>30157963
that's going in the screencap folder

>>30158009
hes always been a weird fat hick

remember him boasting about fingering his 4 year old niece and getting away with it.

sick fuck

>>30158045

I think I'm gonna puke.

>>30158009
go ahead man

just remember, keeping your horse's sheath clean is important. if you don't, it can get infected, and that leads to the loss of a very expensive horse.

>>30158000
He asked me.......he asked me if he would be alright, some people say lying is bad, but they have just never been in the position where there is nothing else to say.

>>30158045
I don't have a niece

>>30158000
>.....

>>30158109
The only thing that matters is to make sure your last thought is a happy one.

You did good.

>>30158135
BECUZ U KELLED HER AN RAPED DA BODEE

>>30157999

When I was 13 my class was shown a video of food around the world, there was this one part where they killed a cow, cut open its stomach, then cut open the actual stomach sack and there was green mushy shit in it, everyone was screaming and it made me hungry for mash potatoes.

>>30158109

You did the right thing, bro. Never forget that you did the right thing.

>>30158156
no regrets, youll die a miserable person that way.
just remember, if it seems like it cant get any worse, odds are it can only get better.

>>30158184

You must have been the cool kid, if I'm not mistaken

The loss of Costanza and Newman in this thread made it lose a lot of weight.

>>30158259
Ha! They all gone

Good on ya spammer. What did ya accomplish?

Why is celestia so pretty?

>>30158431
its her wings

Cool I can post this now.

This was originally going to be lineart'd but I failed so speedypaint instead.

Holy damn that cut out quite a few images, didn't it?

>>30158431
Its the royal groomers

She gets brushed a whole friggen lot

>>30158431
Its because she's white

>>30158431
Because swans.

HAHA TIME FOR PONIES

>>30158650
>Anthro

>>30158564
I was almost going to post that, cosmo. I had it selected, and then thought to myself "Why would I post that? It's irrelevant." Now I know why I didn't.

>>30158730
Yeah I've been there plenty of times Mr. Sparkles

>>30157737
It's kind of not a choice. You just get used to seeing them, and then eventually become acclimated to seeing them in sexual situations, and then BAM! Out of fucking nowhere, 'pony' is part of your sexual vocabulary.

>>30158792
It's enough to drive a man batty sometimes, you know.
On the plus side, the spammer is so preoccupied with his own thread that he forgot about this one.

>>30158813
Humanized pony, maybe.

You just like cartoon bestiality, bro. It's your fault for giving in instead of distracting yourself or just resisting.

So what happened with the cross-board ponification?

I didn't participate, but loaded the page before it vanished then did something else for a few hours. I saw one of them turn into CP.

Were there bans issued?

I was bored, did a sketch. I like trying different hairstyles on Rarity...

>>30158910
That is crazy cool.

>>30158910
I like it

Someone post the picture of Seth Dressed as Trixie?
I need it in order to masturbate

>>30158899
Nah, the spammer will just follow. Let him think he's being all important, and then when we come back he will cry. We're like a splinter under the skin. The harder you dig at it, the deeper it goes. And the more annoying it gets.

>>30158995
O god how can you hit me with all this cute at once!?

>>30158974
>>30158994

Thanks.

>>30158995
...Thank you for this.

>>30158995
>fluttermac
>shipping in general
Get the fuck out

>>30159058
It's easy. You just pick an image and fire away. Though that one is a fine choice.

>Have a friend who likes ponies
>Don't talk much or engage in any silly bullshit, half of my conversation is "yup" "yeah" "sure" "that's nice" whenever he starts babbling about ponies or anime
>He's started comparing me to big macintosh recently, says there's an anime character that fits better that I don't know about

The shit I put up with.

Wait what's going on?
Is 4chaan moving slowly or something?

>>30159134
...Didn't Tess draw that like ten minutes ago?
>>30159117
>implying /co/ doesn't live on shipping

>>30159157
Nah, somebody made a new thread, and spam kept them from seeing when somebody announced it was time to come back here. It's a shame, but it can't be helped...

>>30159160
A bit more than ten, but it never got posted. Tess dumped the rest of it on his/her/it's FiMchan thread.

>>30159216
speaking of which