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09/30/11(Fri)02:07 No.30137534>>30137427 Here's the last chunk I wrote before things got spammy (just after the new leaks were announced):
The biped reached into its pants pocket and brought out a small black oblong. He folded it open, and a "CLICK" was heard. "My name's Robert Sanchez," he said as he made the device click several more times, "This is our way of saying hello on Earth."
Twilight raised an eyebrow. "Do you know of anyone around here who knows anything about interdimensional travel?"
"I know a couple'a guys who are engineers out at Sandia," Robert said, and poked at the thing he was holding. "So, where are you from?"
"We're from Equestria, Ponyville to be exact," said Twilight.
Rainbow Dash trotted up next to Twilight, her wings erect in a threat display. "Cut the crap, mister. I just want to know how to get home."
Robert moved the thing in his hand, and both ponies could see it had a round glass thingy on its front. "I don't know anything about that. I'm here to buy some sheep for my ranch."
Applejack walked closer, and Rarity, Pinkie, and Fluttershy followed her. "You said you 'buy' sheep. Do th'sheep have a say in this here transaction?"
"They don't say anything at all |