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09/29/11(Thu)23:59 No.30133650>>30133293
Pony. Pony never changes.
The trolls raised ponies to gather mad and lulz. Furaffinity built an empire from its lust for plot and foals. Nathan shaped a battered Nerdom into a Geek Superpower.
But pony never changes.
In the 21st century, ponys were still discussed over the material that could be acquired. Only this time, the fruits of discussion were also its genesis: Porn and clopfics. For these resources, /b/ would invade /co/, the Bronies would annex Ponychan and the General Threads would dissolve into quarreling, bickering tripfags, bent on controlling the last remaining attention from anonymous.
In 2014, the storm of new episodes had come to an end. In two brief hours, most of the internet was reduced to cinders. And from the ashes of neckbearded devestation, a new fandom would struggle to arise.
A few were able to reach the relative safety of the remaining /co/ threads. Your family was part of that group that entered Chan Four. Imprisoned safely behind the CAPTCHA, under a mountain of posts, a generation ahs lived without knowledge of the outside internet.
Life in the Chan is about to change. |