>>30130478
5 is the limit. 5 is too much magic.

would you suck a pony slash zebra cock while dressed as a girl

Does Twilight have access to her crowny thing? I like to think it augments her Element of Harmony, and since that element is Magic, it will amplify her power.

Whatever the writers need it to be

Short of reversing entropy.

She also can not loooooooove.

>>30130478

She always have a spell for everything!

I just want to say those ponychan threads were awesome

most fun I've had in these threads for about a week now

we should do that every time posting goes down for a while

I love you guys

>>30130505
Twi can push it to 6
>>30130507
Yes
I mean no
maybe

http://www.livestream.com/crayon_wax

Just a reminder, Rose is streaming, this is her new stream channel

curing her asparagus syndrome

Here. Now to wait until 4chan derps again.

About goddamn time.

Dubs gets a comic, art or story.

>>30130532

Reposting my silly doodlejunk.

Buff pony is best pony.

Saw this on /v/ and wasn't sure how you'd react to it. So, time to find out.

>>30130535
>Filename
Oh man leth you should write fapfics

So what happened over on ponychan? Just you all having fun over there?

>>30130478
It depends on the amount of friends she got. If she got all of Ponyvile to help, then her powers (along with the Elements of Harmony) will become so powerful, that the possibilities of what they can do with it is nearly endless.

SO /CO/ DID YOU ENJOY YOUR FIELD TRIP?

>>30130556

Applejack appling an apple.

It's time for a beer and ponies.

Tonight will be entertaining.

And now that I'm done with homework I might get back to my fic

>>30130535

>>30130524
It was pretty awesome. I'm disapointed nobody cared about my Ingrid Newkirk fic, though. I mean, you'd think that the person who aked for it might have mentioned something. I thought it was going along rather nicely.

>>30130578
I got more tess art from it so yeah

>>30130556
Discord and Flutter shy having a nice, little teaparty.

>>30130527
no she can't. the limit is fucking 5. learn to read

>>30130524
so fucking stay there you noncontributing zero

>>30130556
Amputation. Anything from horn to wings to tailbone to limbs.

I missed you so much /co/.

>>30130247

Well fuck me then, I don't keep track of what people have between their legs.I'M MEANT TO BE A DRAWFAG NOT A WRITEFAG.

>>30130561
is that what those guts look like?

... I never knew they were so colorful

>>30130556


Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity and Pinkie Pike killing Trixie ala Ganelon

Where is diamond dog fapfics.
I'm being 20 percent serious

>>30130567
Well, I made a thread to dick around and it just so happened to be one of the last things that was posted in the MLPgeneral before /co/ went down.
so we moved over there.
We filled up a whole normal sized /co/ thread
AND I KEEP FORGETTING TO TYPE THE CAPTCHA NOW, FUCK

>>30130507
>>30130507
.... if i looked like a pretty girl, then yes

>>30130520

Except for a fail-safe spell. They tend to fail

>>30130567

Well, it started out with Roogna trying to attention whore some more over there and then everyone just sort of migrated.

>>30130561

I looked at that for like 5 minutes before I could figure out what it was, I thought a squid fell off a building or something

>>30130478

She's like Jean Grey. If she learns how to control her power surge like in CMChronicles she's a 11 in a 1-5 scale.

wait, /co/ went down?

When was this?

>>30130478
>What is the limit of Twilight's power?

5, the same amount of friends she has

>>30130589
I was enjoying it.

>>30130602
WELL THEN DRAW EVERYONE HAVING HOT TRIPFAG SEX, JEEZ

>>30130643
Like for the last hour

>>30130507
I would; I have always been fascinated with penises and have fantasized about sucking one often

I'm not gay tho

>>30130578
No.

Ponychan is a terrible place and I never want to go there again.

I hope nobody minds me reposting my stuff here for anyone who didn't go to Ponychan.

>>30130655

oh. lucky me. i was working on a program.

>>30130561
It looks fake and honestly I've seen worse, you need to show something alive and in pain. Dead isn't nearly as shocking. Also show the eyes of what's in pain that way it's like it's looking at us for help. Try harder next time ok.

>>30130507
Zebra cocks are fucking huge.

Of course I would.

>>30130680
I didn't even know there was a ponychan thing goin on. Screencap away!

>>30130680

>>30130693
>Cocks
>s
oh god oh man

>>30130680
A lot of Pinkie today.

>>30130556
You guys suck at getting dubs.

So I've been thinking of an Avenue Q crossover after listening to the music.
Caramel is MC
Twilight is Kate
Mr. Cake is Brian
Mrs. Cake is the Asian lady
Spike is Gary Coleman
Fido is Trekke
Trixie is Lucy the Slut
I don't know who the gay puppets would be.

>>30130556
Discord got freed from his Mom/Dad/That abomination that he Spawed from, scolded at, and to prove its son how it's done, SPLITS ALL OF EQUESTRIA INTO SEVERAL PIECES, along with separating Twilight and her Friends.

Someone wanted Dash in a Devil Costume in one of the previous threads.

But then 4chan exploded.

>you guys went to ponychan and enjoyed yourselves
>not fucking staying there

It's amazing how retarded you all are.

I wonder how /co/ would react if they were in a store lined with candy flavored pony semen

>>30130714
And the second part.
It feels like I should have gotten more done....

I'm writing a novelization of FiM and I'm on the first episode with the part where they first meet Rarity.

>>30130744
Oh Anon, we could never leave you.

>>30130733
>>30130721
lul

>>30130689
>Looks fake
If only it were true

>>30130556
nathan cosplays as Twilight and Roogna fucks him

>>30130647

>That feel when i'm probably better at writing than drawing

Damn, I'd forgotten I still had this thing.

Maybe someday I'll write the scene where Big Mac forgives her...

>>30130693
Oh boy, is that some more Crookedtrees-inspired art? I love pictures of ponies just standing there looking at stuff.

>>30130754
You did fine, Tess. Most people don't even get out one picture a day.

>>30130763
Hey! kid! Shut your face!

>>30130556
a comic of Nathan fucking you in the ass and you're enjoying it while wearing a fursuit

>>30130556
>>30130721

uhh... Twilight doing something really cute.

check-em?

>>30130746
I'd do the same thing I'd do if I wasn't in the fandom.

Look at it and disgust and tell my friends of how disgusting it is and probably have a laugh or two about it.

>>30130746
HAHA

TIME FOR depression because this will never happen.

>>30130714
and yet never enough

>>30130766
OH GOD WHY
AT LEAST TELL ME I DONT KNOW ITS HIM

>>30130766
Art, comic, or story?

>>30130766
I can't say I approve, but I don't disapprove either.

>>30130744
Fuck you!

Part of why I come here is because it pisses you off!

>>30130721
>>30130766
Yep.

>>30130765
why is there no blood?

This show is complete crap. I thought it was all supposed to be about friendship. But all I see are people having mental breakdowns and evil gods of chaos mindraping everyone.

>>30130744
aw you know you wuv us, anon

>>30130779
I don't get it, what did AJ do?

>>30130556
see
>>30130647

it should involve madmax and applejuice

>>30130832

Well judging from the angle the horse is at, it probably leaked into the car.

Why did you guys even go to ponychan anyway

I wouldn't go there unless heavily armed

>>30130815
Never mind. THis is too good not to make it a comic.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vDssW0d2SEo
This is Twilight's final form/Japanese VA

>>30130801
>>30130801
oh gee its like you guys WANT me to post this over and over and over...

http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/867726-new-zealand-pub-serves-apple-flavoured-horse-semen

>>30130782
I get out like 10 a day come at me bro.

>>30130832
There's blood on the intestines on the side of the car. I'd have thought there'd be more too but, I've had no experiences to go on, just exaggerated tv shows.

>>30130815
comic
>>30130807
okay roogna doesn't know

Sooo...isn't anyone else going to post pics of you guys invading ponychan?

So how did you all like Ponychan?

>>30130746
I would never leave

>>30130843

I bet the jews are responsible

>>30130915
they have got some retarded word filters bro

>>30130876
We were heavily armed. We brought ALL the tripfags.

>>30130907

>invasion

It was hardly an invasion, we had two threads. Everyone dicked around in both.

>>30130903
this pic overkills me of laughter everytime

>>30130907
just go to the thread

http://www.ponychan.net/chan/oat/res/36876191
there's a link to the previous thread in the OP

>>30130879

Proceed...

>>30130903
No fun. Oh well, I can still make it good.

>>30130907
We didnt invade, and there is nothing worth capping.
It was literally a /co/ general without autoupdaters and with some guests.

>>30130932
Well...link to the two threads, then? I'm watching TV and am in a lazy mood.

We make Ponychan better, guys.
How does it feel?

>>30130935
404, hoppip.

I guess they;vw already cleaned up.

>>30130903
I feel bad for recognizing him.

>>30130935
>404

Poopy :(

>>30130962
proud.

and didn't we bring over that bat guy from ponychan? I bet theres more. One day Ponychan will invade us.

>>30130983

ooh right I forgot their links end in .html for some dumb reason

http://www.ponychan.net/chan/oat/res/36876191.html

>>30130962

>making ponychan better

That's a laugh and one half. We didn't even do anything.
Besides, that's /oat/, trying to make that place better is the equivalent of trying to help /b/.

>>30130962
I'LL LINK THIS THREAD TO THEM!
>>30130979
no, hoppip forgot to add ".html" to the end of that

>>30131027
So Yoorpoor couldn't stop drawing ponies like he said he would could he?

>>30131027

Worst humans ever.

>>30131024

>I'LL LINK THIS THREAD TO THEM!

>>30131024

>bringing ponychanners here

>>30131051
I like the Rarity a lot.

>>30131050

Lol wut? He said he was going to quit?

every time I eat marshmellows I get a boner because I keep thinking about Sweetie Bell's sweet marshmellow butthole

does anyone else have this problem

>>30131051
they're okay from he chin down imh

>>30130765
The 3 part picture is kinda funny.

>>30131077

Yes i like that rarity but the rest are horrible and Dash, Aj and Pinkie have sameface.

You know what really grinds my gears?

When people draw humanized ponies and draw Rarity's hair literal.

I always think of her with long, curly hair. Not how they have it strand for strand in the show.

>>30131024
>>30131024
why would you do that?

>>30131078
Yeah a while ago there was this big journal where he was all MAN FUCK THIS FANDOM I DONT EVEN WANNA DRAW PONIES ANMORE

Theres also another journal where he was mad at Luna Lovers. Guy is a saturday special.

Hey, MLP General. Quick poll:
Would you drink kumis?

>Kumis is made by fermenting raw unpasteurized mare's milk over the course of hours or days, often while stirring or churning. (The physical agitation has similarities to making butter). During the fermentation, Lactobacilli bacteria acidify the milk, and yeasts turn it into a carbonated and mildly alcoholic drink.

>>30131086
Really? I didn't bat an ey- FUCK NEVER MIND. IM NOT DOING THIS

>mfw we get an update and our material gets spewed across /co/ just like mlp

>>30131114
> milk booze
Sure, why not?

>>30130915
I laughed lots

specially with that guy and the brown OC

couldn't stop laughing
I think those were good threads

perhaps the best we've had in some time

>>30131114

>alcoholic milk

I think I'll pass on that. w

>>30131114

>Alcoholic pony milk.

Count me in.

I bet Berry has a cellar full.

>>30131114
see
>>30130886

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A4eJ3vLXGiw

Argh. the Battlefield 3 beta's servers are fucking up. I've been dying to play it all day and I can't. Guess I'll just pass the time with some ponies. What I miss?

>>30131135
Sollux plz leave

>>30131114
>not drinking mildly alcoholic mare's milk while fantasizing about breastfeeding from your pony waifu
>2011

>>30131137

The brown OC story guy was here yesterday, he wasn't from ponychan.

>>30131165
we made a road trip to ponychan

it was fun

>>30131168
FUCK NOW I'M STILL CONFUSED IF YOURE DINO FAG OR THAT ONE GUY THAT WAS ON PONYCHAN

>>30131154

>>30131114
I want to purchase that exact brand and keep it in my fridge just so I can trick my housemates into thinking that I own imported horse semen

genre/style of story: humans
one word to include in body of story: penises


The air was thin and dry, and the light was piercingly bright.

Twilight Sparkle shut her eyes reflexively, and covered them with a hoof. "Ow!" Her friends did the same, with various noises of shock and displeasure.

After their eyes were acclimated, they looked around, squinting. They were in the middle of a vast field covered in black pebbles, all seemingly melted together. White lines criss-crossed the barren plain.

"Is everyone okay?" Twilight asked, and the rest of the Elements murmured their assent as they wondered at their new environment.

"Gollee," said Applejack, pointing a hoof, "Lookit them weird things!"

Five ponies turned to look. Dozens of inanimate objects lay hunched on the black ground, as multicolored as a herd of ponies, and as large as buffalo. They seemed to have faces on one end, wide white eyes and gaping slatted mouths.

"Where are we?" asked Rainbow Dash.

Twilight closed her eyes, then opened them in shock. "I don't know where on the planet Discord sent us. My locator spell isn't working." She looked in one direction, then another. "None of my spells are working!" she said frantically.

>>30131219
Yeah, that'll make them look foolish.

>>30131228

That's no bat, it's a space station.

Felt like whippin somethin up, been a while since I've drawfagged. Dan comes home and sees Tom, his twin brother, in bed with his beloved Rarity, tune in to the exciting episode of, Between a Rock and a Rock!

I followed ze link and now I am here. Wat do?

>>30131202
I was having a conversation yesterday with blatantly anon-Dino-Fag about how much we all loved Dino-Fag. His dick is astronomically large, you guys.

>>30131266
post ponies.

>>30131260

Wait -- no, sorry. I'm stupid. That's a bat.

>>30131154

It's been a long day.

>>30131266
Stay until you see something you like

>>30131266
dont get a trip.
Stay namefag master race

>Next time on MLP:FiM, when Pinkie Pie befriends an unusual six headed creature, her friends are worried, that it might be a demon trying to drag her to the Underworld.

>>30131265
>Rarity straddling Tom
Oh my.

>>30131228
Brushy, brushy~

Where is episode 2?

>>30131265
I think it would be funnier if it was Rocky instead of Dan

>>30131291

>using trips
>in 1940

>>30131307
.....why dont we ship Tom and Rocky?

>>30131307
Rocky is Tom x Rarity's child.

>>30131165
could someone crop sweetie belles face in that pic and add a FUCK YEAH MOTHERFUCKER caption?

>>30131259
>>30131259
kamiyama have you been watching that new pony show? i noticed your hair and though lyra is not my favorite pony shes still pretty good!

>>30131307
Rocky x Dan(Tom)

My new otp.

>>30131327
butterscotch wrote a fic

Space Bat/
;_;

>>30131327
tree trunk legs are tree trunks

>>30131303
The fuck are you reading?

>>30131333
>>30131327
>Let's combine both of these...

>>30131307
That's in next week's episode, he's abusive.

>>30131240
"Well, I'm gonna check for landmarks," said Rainbow Dash. She leaped into the air.

And landed awkwardly a moment later. "Wait, what?" she said, then checked her wings. She flapped them experimentally. Then she stood in place and flapped as hard as she could. "I can't fly here!" she cried out.

Fluttershy tried her wings, and failed too. Rarity glanced at Twilight's tail, gestured with her horn, and said, "It appears we're all without our races' talents."

"Speak fer yourself, sister," said Applejack, and smacked the black ground with a hind hoof. "Eee-yowtch!"

Pinkie reached behind her, but turned around with her hooves empty. "Ohmygosh, no pockets!"

Twilight cleared her throat, and they all fell silent. "Listen up. We can't leave our home in the claws-- talons-- hands of that monster, Discord. Our friends and families are counting on us. The Princess is counting on us. So let's figure out where we are, and find out how to get back to Equestria, whatever it takes!"

>>30131240
Wait, are we re-posting our fics?

One day, the mighty Ingrid Newkirk arose in her animal friendly bed of twigs and berries to discover herself in a dense jungle. Of course, she thought, scratching her lovely man-face, this was quite normal, as Newkirk, lord of all animals, had never been outside the jungle in her life. So, with nary a batted eyelash, she picked the twigs from her hair and rose to her feet, collecting her fruit-hunting spear in one hand and the corncob of infinite wisdom in the other.

She traveled for miles in her bare feet, large palm leaves tied to her back to distort the human silhouette that was so attractive to animal predators and sexual predators alike. Suddenly, she spied an unsuspecting pear tree in the middle of the dense foliage. She crouched, readying her spear for the kill, praying a soft prayer to Ardad, the patron deity of her daily existence. She licked her lips, tasting the sweet nectar of the freshly butchered pear on the tip of her tongue.

>>30131276
I was gonna

>>30131288
Sure thing. I haven't been a part of this system in a long time, so I'll just see what's happening

>>30131291
Like that matters. I mainly use a name (not this one) to write news

>>30131303
>dat image.
those legs are WAY too long.

>>30131291
I got a trip on ponychan but not here

what now

>>30131240
Then, shock of shock, came a harsh Swahili cry from beyond the bushes. The pear tree fled in fright, taking to the sky on majestic wings of wood and frond. Cursing the luck, Newkirk swept a new application of dried mud across her face, then crept, low to the earth, towards the offending source of the noise. From over the tall grass she peered, and was greeted by nothing less than the sight of a miniature zebra standing over a boiling cauldron.

If Newkirk were any sort of judge, she appraised that the cauldron contained a glowing toxic waste, but that was neither here nor there. Far more surprising was to see the zebra speaking. The beast cocked its head back, then regaled to the sky a tale of meaningless gibberish the likes of which would make gods weep. Surely, this beast was an inspiration to small children everywhere, as the primary demographic. Newkirk sensed that grown men could appreciate the creature just as equally, if not more so, but perhaps only by a cruel twist of fate.

That's all I wrote.

Awww, did you all write quickfics on Ponychan?

That's delightful.

>>30131265
I thought this was dead fucking fanon.

Hey guys would you shred your dick off with a carrot peeler if you know the magic spell that would turn your bloody pile of cock carvings into a real live pony?

>>30131387
That is a terrible image and you should be ashamed for saving it to your HDD

>>30131387

>>30131379
Well if you're gonna stay for long, download 4chanX or 4chan+
it gets tricky to keep up without em

>>30131391
that single panel will never stop being the crowning achievement of Beaton's work

>>30131352
I like this image a lot. Kind of surprised I hadn't seen it before.

>tom x rocky
>not tom x dan
you guys are doing it wrong

>>30130765
anyone have more horse pictures like this? i had no idea this is what the inside of a horse looked like and i would like more references to make my mlp gore as realistic as possible.

Applejack on a bad day.

>>30131414
Yes, but only if I get to decide which pony.

>>30131414

>>30131379

Don't use an avatar. Ever, they're not entirely welcomed here, keep that in mind.

>>30131321
>>30131303
Normally this would be way too furry for me, but I have been awake for two days, on 4chan for none of it, and been very successful in that time. Now I have a nice glass of wine and, thanks to this, a freshly sprung whyboner.

In return, delicious curvy rarity cosplay.

>>30131458
And the aftermath.

>>30131439

>>30130535
makes my heart ache bro
you could write some really serious romance

>>30131439
>>30131496
Horrible faces.

>>30131414
>implying my penis isn't 2 inches erect and that there's even any point in me owning it
brb kitchen

>>30131439
Jesus christ the noses!

>>30131453
Tom and Dan are the same boulder.
Tom is just the name he uses while picking up sweet, sweet marshmallow pony.

>>30131458
>>30131488
Oh Tess. You so silly, you are.

>>30131387
BUT VAGINAS DON'T LOOK LIKE THAAAAAAAT

>>30131484
>Rarity cosplay
>not a landwhale
how is this possible

>>30131498
Have I found my life calling, you think?

>>30131527
Oh god get out of my head bon bon

>>30131527
Yeah. Like you would know. PFT

>>30131513
>that's_the_joke.jpg

>>30131533

I couldn't believe it either the first time I saw it.

>>30131533
Magic

ROOGNA! I NEED THAT PICTURE OF YOU WITH THE 2 FEDORAS

>>30131484
Here's some more bitchin' Rarity cosplay.

Oh hai, /co. Hi there from /oat.

>>30131477
>>30131477
i avatarfag all the time and nopony hates me that much...

>>30131546

>leth's cutie mark is a book with vaginas on the cover

>>30131566
She can whine in my ear any time.

>>30131569
You're the reason I want to kick Scootaloo

>>30131564
FUCK DUD I DONT ACTUALLY HAVE IT SAVED, NOW I HAVE TO FIND IT AGAIN UGH

>>30131570
Whatever happened to this guy? He doesn't seem to post on /co/ at all anymore.

>>30131568
your mascot is dumb and looks like felicia

>>30131379
Don't just ponies. Post ALL the ponies.

>>30131568
Oh, hey.

> /oat/ mascot

Do you guys have mascots for each board? Is there just one mascot for all of Ponychan?

>>30131426
Alrighty, then. Thanks and I'll get to it.

You guys aren't bad

>>30131568
Welcome! Gird your loins!

>>30131606
He used to?

>>30131582
why would anyone want to kick something this adorable?

>>30131616
I found this lurking on /oat months ago. It's the oat mascot.
Laterz!

Just a reminder...

http://awfulslugmonster.com/store.html

Give this guy $8, guys. I want to see him eat a pinecone and draw Princess Lauren.

>>30131637
You know posting with an avatar hogs us out of cool images, right?

Like this one.

Christ.

Quit posting pony porn.

Or at least post GOOD porn.

>>30131635
I'm fairly sure. Maybe even in the generals way back when, but I don't really want to look.

>>30131637
SHES LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING BASKETBALL

>>30131662
>paying money for porn

HAHA, I'm not falling for that one again.

what do you think of melting ice cream ponies dribbling all over tied up pony? Is this accept?

So is anyone going to be extremely disappointed if the upcoming episode isn't a huge Spongebob parody

>I could not ask for a more beautiful day to write an essay!

>WHAT I LEARNED ABOUT FRIENDSHIP IS
>WHAT I LEARNED ABOUT FRIENDSHIP IS

then she runs around town trying to bum a lesson off of someone
>PRINCESS LUNA, CAN YOU TEACH ME ABOUT FRIENDSHIP
>...no. No, I cannot.
>FUCK

>>30131681
You do know how to play basketball right?

>>30131637
>Chickens
>adorable
choose wisely grasshoppa

>>30131662
id do it if i wasnt broke

>>30131662
> paying money for porn
> 2011
ISHYGDDT

>>30131565
NEVERMIND I FOUND IT!

>>30131673
make me faggot

>>30131694
Faceless Jr, is that you?

>>30131602
HERE JESUS FUCK

>>30131704
>implying my pet chicken Rosie isn't the cutest thing ever

So I'm thinking about drawing Magical Girl ponies, what would their weapons be?

I don't think they should have swords, that just seems a bit generic.

>>30131681
Go fuck yourself, Run Burgundy

>>30131612
So far it's just been /oat/. It's been the more tried and true to actually being pony-related topics besides /pony/ board.

Otherwise it's just all brony crafts, art, media, projects and whatnot.

Then there's /chat/. Pony discussions don't go there. Ironically it's the most used board

>>30131616
ALL the ponies, you say?

Test

>>30131569
The best thing about avatarfagging is the counter-avatar fag who does the same thing and makes your reputation goddamn confusing.

>>30131703
yes. Kick the ball into the hoop. Duh.

>>30131527
Oh god this reminds me of my first attempt at writing fanfiction

>>30131724
That gif gave me brain cancer.

>>30131637
She can't even fly, what a dodo.

>>30131681
thats because of the safety helmet

look now, isnt it adowable?

>>30131668
well there aren't that many cool images anyway... and you can keep making infinite threads to post more images, besides the most part of any thread in any board ever is taken by reactionimages.jpeg

>>30131776
You forgot the part about giving the ball a black eye

>>30131772
STOP MESSING UP YOUR QUOTATIONS

>>30131773
hello

>>30131782
THAT WAS YOU?

YOU ARE A TRUE HERO

>>30130478
Friendship is magic. Twilight's magic is limited the number of friends she has.

Celestia is grooming her by making her make friends. All those ponies at the Gala were personal friends of Celestia, and the sum of that friendship equaled Celestia's power.

It's why Luna is so small. She doesn't have nearly as much friends as Celestia.

>>30131741
I found it in the archive. Thanks anyway.

Mindless doodling because I can't actually seem to get started working on anything.

>>30131773
You failed. I'll see you after class.

>>30131775
You can't escape

>>30131729

>>30131366

A whirring, growling noise caught their attention. One of the buffalo-sized things, dark blue and massive, had rolled up a ramp onto the field, and was headed generally in their direction. They could see now that the field was surrounded by walls, and on one side, a rail.

The large lumpy thing made a screeching noise as it stopped. Then, a flap on its side opened, and something bipedal climbed out. It wore blue pants and a red flannel shirt, with pink hands and face, and a brown hat similar to Applejack's. It stared in their direction.

Twilight said, "Well, let's get it over with." She stepped forward. "Hello there."

The biped took off its hat and stood there beside its chariot (As the thing now obviously was), its face going from pink to white.

there should be a day where all art fags write and all write fags art

>>30131775
the trick is in the filenames, thats how you can know whos who unless the counteravatarfag renames all his files the same way i do... gee that sure would be confusing, not that i'd give a pony fuck anyway

>>30131859
You can't be Scottaloo if you're Faceless Jr. That's not how it works!

>>30131782
I am going to try to write erotic fanfiction for the first time too

so applejack was downtown and there was a line for the salty feedbag and the bouncer was like welcome to the salty feedbag how tough are you and applejack said I'm so tough I made a guy jizz all over his balls and hes like thats not that tough and then applejack said WITHOUT PHYSICAL CONTACT and then the bouncer looked down and he jizzed himself and hes like RIGHT THIS WAY

and then she had a bunch of public ass sex inside the bar too I guess

the end

>>30131745
Do magical girls typically have weapons?

Cutie Honey had them, but they were mostly daggers and shields. The sailor scouts don't usually use weapons, except those created out of magic.

>>30131546
You should give it a shot

see if you can write Octavia meeting Vinyl

>>30131933
>public ass sex
hmm...you mean public ass-sex or public-ass sex?

>>30131921
What are you getting at?

>>30131933
My pants would have fallen off if it wasnt for the ass sex part. Anal is for fags

For some reason I felt compelled to listen and post this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ngFsVe5uNr0

>mfw everyone wants to be scootaloo
scootaloo confirmed for best pony

>>30131978
>fuzzy ponies
i do not agree with this

>>30131938
>baby bats
Oh god, why are you all reminding me of a traumatic experience from my childhood.

>visiting my grandparents
>staying in the mobile home on their property
>sleep on a mattress in the living room
>one night, I wake up to hear a weird squeaking noise right by my ear
>it's a baby bat
>it fell from a hole in the ceiling onto my pillow

>>30131695

>AAH!! My hand!! My hand is cramping Celestia, Make it stooooooop!!!
>You only need... FOUR... MORE... WOOOOOORDS!!!

>>30131967
>Kamelot
YES

>>30132007
This is traumatizing to you?

I would have dawed at the sight.

>>30131978
Well thats another filly losing its purity.

Stop posting all this Scootaloo guys you're making me uncomfortably aroused.

>>30130578
>>30130524
Wha- What'd I miss?

>>30130680
You're always welcome Tess, love your art

>>30132033
I might have too, if I wasn't 95% certain that it was carrying a disease

>>30132007

Welp. Now your only option is to become Batman.

Why are you not happy?

>>30132037
pedophile spotted

>>30131834

>>30132051
4chan was down so we went over to ponychan and they sucked our dicks and licked Hoppips tits.

Hey drawfags, I found this MLP T-shirt contest thing. I thought it might be interesting to you.

https://www.welovefine.com/contest.php?id_contest=5

>>30132051
/co/ invaded ponychan, improving it drastically, before getting bored and pissing off back here

>>30132037
>Stop posting, Scootaloo is getting uncomfortably aroused you guys.
ftfy

>>30132018
Another Evil Twilight image? We can always use more of those.

>>30132007

>Have traumatic experience from bats
>Become Batman

>>30131955
Meeting or "meeting"?

>>30131694
Oh god this is making me laugh so hard. Is there actually a fetish for this?

>>30131865
This is pretty cool so far.
I can't wait for the word "penis" to be used.

>>30132007
You lucky son of a fucking bitch.

>>30132085
WHAT?
HOW DID I MISS THAT PART

>>30131967
POWER METAL?
POWER METAL.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQhcyZvaz0o

Am I the only one who likes CL's old style more than her new one?

>>30132067

Fuck yeah more Screwball art.

>>30131712
>>30131689
If he gets 1000 sales, he'll eat a pinecone on livestream. 2000 and he'll draw the Lauren Faust's alicorn.

>>30131955
Right now too busy putting together a short thing about the Ruby filename I did earlier.

>>30132065
You where worried it might have been carrying a disease?

I'm surprised it wasn't out of pure fear out of instinct, and was more developed. I can understand.

Still would have dawed after sanitation

>>30132110
Apparently so, Anon. Apparently so.

>>30132110
Stupid question. There is a fetish for everything.

>>30132153
I would pay to see slugbox eat a pinecone

>>30132116
...why is everyone here thinking it's awesome and cute that a possibly rabid feral mammal was laying next to the openings of my respiratory system

I saw a baby bat on my porch once. I poked it and it twitched. Then I thought I had rabies for a week.
I was thinking about making a FurAffinity account and tryin' to get some commissions. Good idea?

>>30131837
That's exactly what I said: >>30130573

>>30132110
Since ponies are made of plastic, it is very similar to hot wax so yes

>>30132133
I agree.
Oh man theres a Jake and Amir like that comic Except jake gets punched in the face.

>>30132153
> $8000 to eat a pinecone
Wat?
I guess he really doesn't want to eat that pinecone.

I saved a bat from drowning in a hotel pool once when I was on vacation

I don't think it was a baby though

>>30132177
Because how can you be scared at those eyes?

>>30132177
Because they don't care for your health and safety Anonymous

I do though

>>30132210
yay

>>30132182
Well,if you like money, its a wonderful idea

>>30132169
Yeah, yeah, I know. This is just nightmarishly specific.

>>30132202
I didn't know CL made that one

I love Rarity and AJ beating the shit out of each other

>>30132202
Give an example of his new style.

Captcha: herpend Cæsar

>>30131933

IMPROVED IT A LITTLE BIT BECAUSE I'M IN A GOOD MOOD TODAY. I'm not that good when it comes to grammar so sue me.

Applejack went downtown to see what the big fuss was about this new place called "The Salty Feedbag", the line stretched out quite a fair bit, but she was determined to see the commotion about this new interesting place, hours passed, Applejack finally approached the front of the line, she was questioned by the bouncer. "How tough are yah?" he said curiously. "HOW TOUGH AM I!?" Applejack said with a lustful look on her face. The bouncer was captivated by the look on her face, he automatically had a fierce orgasm then and there, it was her lustful gaze that caused it. "O-okay you can go in" the bouncer said with a sheepish grin. "Why thank yah kindly." Applejack said smugly while rubbing her tail against the bouncer as she walked in.AND THEN SHE GOT SOME HOT DICKINGS THE END.

>>30132182
You're not a very good artist, I don't think you could make very much.

>>30132270

sorry this is the only relatively new CL related pic I have

SOMEBODY MAKE A PICTURE OF A PONY EATING A BABY BAT

>>30132280

But those are full-grown bats.

>>30132262

>>30132317
Shouldn't it be HUGGING a baby bat?

>>30132182
I think you could make a bundle.

I wrote erotic ponies a while ago. It's called Dicks Everywhere.

http://pastebin.com/giUM4vrZ

THIS THREAD DRIVES US BATS

>>30132270
Her new-ish style has smaller eyes, more shading, and no gradients in the eyes/

>>30132104
meeting for the first time, introductions and stuff. one becomes smitten or something

>>30132348
NO I AM PRETTY SURE MY REQUEST WAS QUITE CLEAR

>>30132270
pretty much this
http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/718900

>>30132317
You draw a Velociraptor having rough anal sex with derpy whos tied to a bed first then I'll find someone to draw what you requested.And that shit better be top notch.

I bring with me, colors.

>>30132380
BUT..
CAN'T THEY HUG IT.. WITH THEIR TEETH?

>>30132415
HOLY ASS THAT IS SO OLD
Saved
Kicked
Hugged
Made love to
Raised the child
Sent him to boarding school.

>>30132468
>boarding school

DO YOU EVEN LOVE YOUR CHILD?!

Shit, back to drawing and drinking. I'll catch you nigs soon.

>>30132497

Boarding schools are fun. They're like Hogwarts but without the magic.

>>30132156
oh that's cool
>>30132298
yeah dogs totally have nostrils on the side of their noses

>>30132521
Bless you faceless that knows how to draw

>>30131865
Twilight continued, walking toward it. As she approached, she estimated the biped to be as massive as she was, and as tall as she would be on her hindlegs. "There's no need to be frightened. We need help getting back to our native land."

The biped looked at her, its eyes open very wide, and didn't say anything. Suddenly, it reached up and slapped its own face. Then it looked at her some more. "Are you alien horses?" it said, in a low-pitched, masculine voice.

Twilight smiled. "I guess we are. I don't think this is our planet; I can't use magic here. My name is Twilight Sparkle."

The biped reached into its pants pocket and brought out a small black oblong. He folded it open, and a "CLICK" was heard. "My name's Robert Sanchez," he said as he made the device click several more times, "This is our way of saying hello on Earth."

>>30132497
I love sex more. And I wish I was sent to a boarding school. Then I would have more firends

>>30132532
So its pretty much abuse.

>>30132521
Godspeed.

>>30132559
This

You make some awesome friends when you're forced to live together.

WHERE THE FUCK IS THE NEW THREAD?!

>>30132532
>>30132559
hmm I guess it's ok. but boarding school would make me feel pent up ya know

>>30132362
>Twilight’s manwomanjuice
That was pretty funny, man.
A++ would read again

>>30132362
I liked it

Write another

>>30132317
I made one but image limit

Do you think /oat/ likes bats?

>>30132655
doitfaggot.jpg

>>30132655
Not if it's the thread topic

What if Rover fisted you in the cunt

>>30132706
I would get a boner for sure

>>30132706
But, I don't have one.

I'LL MAKE A THREAD!

>>30132673
Ill post the link in the new thread.

>>30132706
then we'd probably make a new thread

>>30132718
No seriously roogna. How the hell do you keep doing that? I swear you had went to bed.

>>30132738
HARD MODE:

NOT GILDA

New thread
>>30132738
>>30132738
>>30132738
>>30132738
>>30132738
>>30132738
>>30132738
>>30132738
>>30132738
>>30132738

>>30132706
if by cunt you mean urethra, then yes. because people can't spontaneously sprout cunts

>>30132761
TOO LATE
>>30132781
>>30132781
>>30132781
>>30132781
>>30132781
>>30132781
>>30132781

>>30132776
Its not a yes or no quesiton

>>30132798
I would jizz with the force of 1000 ponychan bans

>>30132755
Also, you will know when I go to bed.
I ALWAYS post an image of gilda, either saying I'm going to bed, or with no context