>>30126353

All the time travel!

zero

>>30126353
time travel? Lesson zero?
What?

I have nothing to do right now but draw ponies and cook dinner.

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>>30126353
a great deal i hope

....

and no, not THAT far back

None. What would happen if everyone in ponyville fought the original 150 pokemon in an awesome battle?

The only correct answer is "not enough."

NEXT QUESTION.

>>30126353
The entire show time travels to gen 3.5.
And never leaves.

No more than any other episode...

Since when was there going to be time travel?

twice as much as season 1.

Screenshot from new MLP 3D Movie to be made next year

>>30126353
in order to find a lesson. twilight goes back in time to Nazi Germany to find a lesson of tolerance

>>30126409

I thought apple cupcake was his dish.

>>30126428
whatever happens, remember
it's not a shoutout to you, ok

>>30126426
I tried copy and pasting chapter 39 of Fallout: Equestria in the chat.

Really shitty site that can't even handle that.

>>30126452

>GMod ponies

Isn't a time travel spell one of those things Celestia is likely to have banned, due to its potential consequences?

You know, like weaponized magic, or necromancy.

>>30126409
that looks fucking delicious for some reason

http://www.livestream.com/jjartchannel

JJ is streaming

hoep you like the fast as fuck chat

>>30126452
why does this remind me of Spyro the Dragon?

>>30126463
Has a Ponies x Strike Witches crossover been done yet?...

>>30126463

There, she learns a very disturbing lesson about friendship: all of your friends hold a dark secret, some darker than others.

Celestia's is her rank in the Reich.

>>30126502
Because the Source engine is the pinnacle of technology of 2000

>>30126502
speaking of which
just a reminder that your childhood friend is dead and bobby kotick is raping the corpse with a rusty knife

>>30126548
>Insert furnace joke here.

>>30126353
>Twilight is running out of time
>She bothers her friends more than usual
>She starts panicking
>She drives her friends away
>She starts begging random passerbys
>Celestia arrives
>Twilight tries to stall as much as she can
>Things happen and Twilight is found out
>Twilight eventually learns not to push herself too hard

>Time travel plot

>>30126537

BEST.

FANFIC.

EVER.

>>30126553
what the fuck is that thing

What's the plural for Pegasus?

>>30126616
Lots of Pegasus.

>>30126616
pegasi, i believe

>>30126616
you mother never loved you

>>30126616

I think the singular is pegasi and the plural is pegasus.

>>30126616
Pegasusus

>>30126548
COMMANDANT CELESTIA!!!! WHY DO YOU SHAME THE REICH WITH SUCH HORRID GRAMMAR!!!???

>>30126580

Furnace? No, no, that's just hype from the Celestia driven media. I mean, there were over six million Jews, you think they had enough furnaces to cremate that many people? Of course not.

Celestia can send people to the moon, it's not much of a stretch to imagine her sending people to the fucking sun.

>>30126584

>time travel plot

>>30126639
What's it like to be so completely wrong?

>>30126488
>banned
She couldn't ban it, that would be awful. Ponies who don't have battle as their special talent can't do it, and ponies who do can do nothing else. Somebody needs to keep Equestria's army the strongest in the world as a deterrent - that's them.

>>30126616
>>30126616
its pegasi or pegasuses

>Twilight running out of time
>Twilight doesn't get anything done due to hijinx
>Episode ends, because Y11 rating doesn't require aesops

I want art of the CMCs as the PPGs

>>30126659

Feels good man.

>>30126594
Sorry for the errors, but I've heard that you're not supposed to proofread those kinds of stories, so I didn't.

>>30126484
To be honest, I doubt any chat program could handle a chapter from that monster.
Hell, I bet you you could chunk a chapter out in 2000 word chunks here, and the thread would autosage halfway through.

>>30126656
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

>>30126616
they're a school of flight ponies

Shießer

>mfw /co/ has probably already discussed this guy like a zillion times and I missed it because I forgot /co/ existed until now

>>30126712
What would you like to discuss about him?

>>30126613
I call him Herman, the Creepy Janitor

>>30126712
well where were you instead?

>>30126582
None to say the least. Just TwiSpark scrambling to find out what she learned about friendship before she send in her weekly friendship report on time.

>>30126728
ALL THE THINGS

no but I don't have anything in mind whoops

>>30126616
I've had enough! I'm sick o' hearin' this! I heard it all the blasted way here and I won't hear it no more! You're gonna get it right once and for all! It ain't 'pegasuses'! It's 'pegasi'! You hear me! You got that?! It's PEGASI. PEGASI PEGASI PEGASI PEGASI PEGASI!!”

>>30126754
I've been listening to the /co/ bronies carefully and they said he was voiced by Q from star wars.

>>30126733
Herman? Not Colin? You need to rewatch the Silent Hill movie.

kajsdfvkksjbf,klvjba

http://askdjp0n3.tumblr.com/

brb, crying

>>30126682
>Y11 rating
did it officially change? or are you just guessing based on the removal of the ei rating?

i still think the remaining FiM team should produce a CMC centered show to fill the gap. it could still have the same good writing, just smaller in scope

>>30126712

We're always willing to discuss this motherfucker, anon.

>>30126755

Dash say pegasus job in winter wrap up.

>>30126685
Sooooo

Applebloom = Blossom

Sweetie Belle = Bubbles

Scootaloo = Buttercup

>>30126775
I will cut you.

>>30126775

>>30126790
FUCK HER THEN IT'S PEGASI

>>30126790
Dash is illiterate

>>30126712
Note all the links here >>30126537 (Particularly the MLPGhyperindex) and keep all ponies in the generals.
Welcome back - Enjoy your stay.

>>30126795

>>30126780

>i still think the remaining FiM team should produce a CMC centered show to fill the gap

NO.

Outsource it to some shitty studio that nobody gives a shit about. No more CMC, the FiM crew aren't distracted, everybody fucking wins.

Except the CMC, but nobody gives a fuck about them.

>>30126463

>>30126712
I'll sum up his life
>1000 year imprisonment
>Breaks free and has a good time for a day or two
>1000 year imprisonment

>>30126739
No one must know.

Also why did I just post twice and not use the trip I saved, am I retarded
>yes

>>30126452
Well, at least has some Luna!

>>30126808
>>30126819

Naa you are retards.

>>30126836
the cmc are not terrible, just not handled very well, and they interrupt the show's pacing

as a separate entity they'd be more consistent and more characterized

>>30126775
"Do, or do not, there is no try."
-Q

>>30126452
You know, this probably wouldn't look too bad if it was properly cel shaded.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A4eJ3vLXGiw
Has this been discussed already?

>>30126790
She says
"Bringing home the southern birds,
A pegasus' job begins"

It's the posessive, not the plural.

>>30126847
Only in the director's cut as a cameo

>>30126846
I smell Ponychan.

>>30126543

>>30126777

>>30126887

>>30126790
That's:
pegasus' job
As in a singular thing who owns the job - But it ends with an s so everything get fucked up...

I can't into english.

>>30126887

>>30126866

Yeah well they won't interrupt shit if they're fucking banished to a shitty show of their own, lead by a different studio. Maybe the different studio will even know how to handle them better than the FiM crew does.

Stop being a CMC apologist Dinofag.

>>30126800
>trolled softly

>>30126890
>>30126934

So pegasus is singular?

>>30126954
That's what we've been saying the entire time. Just like cactus and octopus.

>>30126939
>Yeah well they won't interrupt shit if they're fucking banished to a shitty show of their own, lead by a different studio
yeah, that's exactly what i was saying

>>30126847
>pic

>>30126781
Thank you!
>>30126825
and GOOD YES

>>30126777
>Scratch talking.

>>30126938
isnt there a Fluttershy version of this?

>>30126954
Yes. One pegasus, many pegasi. One pegasus does a pegasus' job, many pegasi do pegasi's jobs.

>>30126972

No, it isn't.

>i still think the remaining FiM team should produce a CMC centered show to fill the gap
>the remaining FiM team

That does not equal different studio.

>>30126980
away from me with your mute dash fanon, i keep getting that image of her getting raped in the bathroom without being able to scream

>>30126980
Wait what?
YES
THE ONLY RESERVATION I HAD ABOUT THAT TUMBLR IS GONE I CAN ENJOY EVERYTHING ABOUT IT NOW

>>30126993
is there? i was planning on making a pony one for practice
a dino one too

>>30126980

>mute scratch

>>30126995
>many pegasi do pegasis' jobs
ftfy

>>30126887
It's all a joke started by the trolls, no one actually tosses off to MLP, right?

>>30127003
Hello new fic idea...

>>30127001
oh, that's what you meant

i don't know, a different studio will probably bungle it hard. the cmc would probably be even worse in their hands.
i find it difficult to trust any other studio

>>30126980
>implying
>also implying she couldnt somehow lose her voice so your stupid fanon lust is sated

>>30127009
>>30127003
>>30126980
i fucking TOLD you guys she could talk. the artist was just holding out on us

>>30127024
I came up with it in the first place, and I'm already writing it, so I'd appreciate if you didn't show me up.

>>30127014
Well, the tumblr has portrayed her as mute the entire time, so this is a breach of normality for them.

>>30127023
Of course not, that's disgusting.

>>30127038

There's no trust involved. It's like trying to dispose of a dead body and saying "nah, I don't trust this burlap sack, let's use a tarp instead."

Unless you actually want to watch the separate CMC show. You don't... do you?

I was thinking of doing a Poker Night at the Inventory fic, and I wanted to put in a pony. Any suggestions?

For reference, the other characters are going to be Kneesocks, Vriska, and Luigi.

>>30127078
fine.jpg

>>30127087
i would. love the CMC

hey /co/ how was your day? you've been in pony threads all day long havent you?

>>30127118
theyve been on my second moniter all day

>>30127098
I'd say use two.
Start with Applejack walking out having lost (like, a lot) and then maybe Twilight taking her seat?

>>30127118
no i just got here stop being mean to me

>>30127087
i'm neither here nor there with them. they have a lot of potential but it's never really realized
hence why almost everyone hates episodes about them, they just feel out of place

>>30127118
....yeah

>>30127141
holy shit someone get me some bayer
i don't think i'm going to survive this one

>>30127098
I like this idea, just for everyone getting confused how a pony is holding the cards

>>30127164
Deal with the cuteness.

>>30126353

hey I just got here, but Hoppip! since when do you make a topic for the OP?

>>30127118
Ten kinds of shit. Woke up, came to school, failed a quiz, finally worked up the ... I dunno what, whatever it takes to convince yourself to get help, went and set up an appointment with the college's counselor, and now I'm sitting in the library, waiting for a midterm in two hours that I'm going to fail because the instructor wants us to know writers' opinions on things instead of just what stuff means and how it applies to the world.

Oh, and now I come here and find out that my fic idea is likely to be taken and written (better than I ever could) before I manage to finish it, so that's a fun addition to a pretty shitty day.

>>30127141
holy shit dude stop trying to kill everyone

>>30127098

make it a background pony.

then nobody can bitch at you for being out of character.

>>30127118
actually no, which is nice

>>30127170

>>30127170
>Twilight: It's magic, I ain't gotta explain shit.

>>30126980
The blog itself hasn't had her talk at all.

So I guess it's alluding that she loses her voice later on, and it wasn't a genetic defect.

>>30127211
Never!

>>30127170
No need for fingers

>>30127211
oh god, why is Pinkie so uguu

>>30127236
or maybe she's just quiet?

>>30127118
Only because I'm off work with a foot injury.
So Dark Souls general, playing M&B and bothering you Bronies all day since tuesday.

>>30127236

Maybe she never talk or he dont like that fanon anymore anyway he is going to get a shitload of questions about that.

>>30127234

>>30127283
you really arent annoying at all. actually, its rather a pleasure having you around

>>30127283
>dark souls general
YES PLEASE
GIVE ME IT NOW, JAPAN

>>30127283
naw, youre no bother. You are fun!

>>30127118
Played video games and read comics all day.

Lazy piece of shit general.

>>30127307
no this

>>30127283
Dark Souls general?!
Fuck ponies, lets do that Dark Souls general thing right here, right now.

>>30127329
>Lazy piece of shit general.

i'll just leave this here

>>30127345
mah niggah

the depraved looks fun as fuck. i don't even care how often i die

>>30127345
FUCK YEAR!

>>30127098
Have Rarity at the table at first.
Have her attempt to buy in with Tom.

>>30127364
>Pinkie has dyslexia.jpeg

BEST PONY SONG EVER

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A4eJ3vLXGiw

>>30126775

Obviously not carefully enough or you would have heard Q was from Star Trek, not Star Wars.

>>30127345
Anyone else looking forward to the environmental hazards? One of my favorite things in demons souls was to knock Black Phantoms off cliffs and laugh at their pain. Hopefully this will make that easier.

>>30127329

There will never be enough images of Twilight/Pinkie interacting. I don't mean that in a shipping sense, either, they're just fucking cute together.

...and yet I only have one picture of the two of them together. What the hell, man.

>>30127329
>>30127363
my days of playing vidya and reading comics all day are gone

i will miss them...

>>30127329
>be in lectures all day
>go shopping afterwards
>be all around far more responsible than I want to be

I wish I were a lazy shit, it was much more enjoyable

>>30127345
We're up in /v/ getting mad at the IGN stream of the game. The post count in those threads are starting to rival what you've got going on here.

>>30127364
Jesus, Pinkie saw them get that cake from the Sugarcube Corner, you'd think she'd be more sensitive to Mr. Cake's problems with spelling.

>>30127415
WOAH MAN DON'T WHIP THOSE OUT WITHOUT WARNING

>>30126447

There wasn't any time travel in season 1

>>30127440

>>30127455
give us a rundown, armorfag, what's going on?

>>30127427
That's the joke

>>30127367
Can't you just earn some armour to wear with him eventually anyway? Me, I plan to go for a selfless knight, fighitng for justice, etc.
>>30127432
I think we'll probably have the same ratio of environmental hazards as before, but the world is so much bigger!
>>30127455
Shit's getting too hype!

>>30127462

No man, you've got it all backwards. PINKIE made the pie, because Mr. Cake forgot he wasn't supposed to let her see it and delegated the decorating to her. She then got so caught up in her friends' perceived betrayal that she forgot all about the cake, and her own hoof-writing is so atrocious that she can't even read it.

>>30127415

Man that episode is going to be unBEARable.

>>30126954
Latin words ending in "us" such as Pegasus and Equus are pluralized with an "i" such as pegasi and equi.

LATIN, MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT?!?

>>30127118
In between classes, friends, homework and getting food, yeah.

>>30127440

No wait, no, I have three, but two of them are shitty macros.

Why do I still have this, I haven't used it since that episode premiered.

>>30127415
Maybe, baby bats are rather cute

I also like to think when it comes to bats, that Luna keeps some as pets

>>30127489
Basically IGN are playing the game doing everything possible to be terrible at it. Needless grinding, using exploits, running away from everything and just generally not being able to play the game. They say they're listening to tweets but anons are tweeting them with instructions and they're just doing the exact opposite.

>>30127535

Have this one, it has the three best ponies

>>30127023
course not

>>30127516
but that's a cake.

>>30127516
Cursive in Equestris is just 100x more illegible. Celestia just kept whining that it wasn't curvy enough, so most letters are just half u's

>>30127528

Not really.

>>30127528
i loled

>>30127516

psst.

hey.

the cake is a lie ex dee.

>>30127528

>Latin

That's very nice, but it's also completely irrelevant. 'Pegasus' is a GREEK word. Greek words that end in 'us' take an -es ending, hence 'Pegasuses.' Most people make the mistake of Latinizing their endings, so you get incorrect pluralizations like Pegasi and Octopi (which is so common a mistake that many dictionaries now list it as an 'alternative spelling').

>>30127527

>>30127535
ive got about 300 of those 2 together

>>30127559
Why are there so much art of ponies drinking?

>>30127619
Because Ponies + Alcohol = Awesome

>>30127601
not to mention pegasus was the name of an individual winged horse, not a species name

>>30127619

because ponies and drinking are similar in that they're both awesome?

>>30127548
I wish all the gaming promotional companies would hire actual neckbears to demo their games. I hate watching these guys and girls who look like they spent more time fixing their hair this morning than reading strategies online. It's a sham.

>>30127619

Because debilitating alcoholism is magic.

>>30127545
>>30127538
Daaaaaaaaaaw dump

>>30127632
Hey Scherzo can you draw a picture for me?

>>30127545
Oh my god, you just made me accidentally childhood everywhere.

>>30127657
that sounds illegal

>>30127655

>>30127650
>>30127658

>>30127658
Don't you bat your hand at me, sir!

>>30127667
Because you can draw and I'd like you to make a picture of Dash wearing a specific halloween costume

>>30127681

>baby bats errywhere
i'll be in the emergency room if you need me

How do I stop being a waifufag?

>>30127601
Oh man, so Dash was right all through my story.

I should write an addendum to Dangerous Business.

>>30127702

pitch your idea, i want to hear it

>>30127667

This counts as Twilight and Pinkie interacting.

>>30127545

>YFW the Luna episode is about her getting rabies from one of her bats and has to get a series of painful shots in the abdomen to save her life; the moral of the episode is that it's dangerous to keep wild animals as pets.

>>30127702
...proceed.

>>30127711
You dont.
You're stuck.

>>30127650
You aren't going to start dumping pictures of cats now

in the pony thread are you?

>>30127713
jetfire, seth's being a fag and not giving up your email, or he just forgot about it

want to just send it to me? i dgaf about putting mine here

>>30127711
Hatefap. Or, you know, grow a pair.

>>30127681
>>30127731
What do you think?

I have a soft spot for bats, I can't help it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=78ljfawOKLc&feature=related

>>30127711
Get a girlfriend.

This is pure peculation on my part, as I am in the same boat

>>30127711

>>30127711
Pay an artist to draw your waifu getting horribly raped. You won't feel worthy of her anymore, which will lead either to depression or to you realizing that she's not real, and an end to your waifu-fagginess.

>>30127722
Oh god why
Then her sister and Celestia are like

"I told you about bats yo! Get an owl next time!"

>>30127760
what good would a toy gun do him?

>>30127713

DO IT.

Sometime after Twilight recovers, Dash is chatting with her and she casually drops 'pegasi' in a sentence. Twilight corrects her, shenanagens ensue. BEST END.

>>30127711
waifu? you say?

Twilight: A know it all and wont let you forget it. loves to cozy up next to you in bed at night while reading a text on science, history, math, etc. she has a large library and the house always smells of books, which are often left all over the place but other wise the house is kept clean by you. often consumed by her work and study your only time with her is reading in bed or when you manage to tear her away for a day, a daunting task in and of itself but worth it in the end.

Rarity: Oh what a nag she is, always going on about something, and demanding as well. always expecting you to be dressed sharply and act gentlemenly. at the same time her generosity knows no bounds especially towards you if you are not happy with the outfit she picks out for you she simply finds another, and will continue to work at it all day until you both are happy, she loves the finer things in life and you are almost always out at some fancy restaurent which almost always turns romantic from the moment you arrive. except when she is consumed by her work at which point she seems fridge and obsessed. but the rest of the time its good old fashioned upper class fashion, style, and romance, or until the inlaws arive...

>>30127750

>>30127601
>which is so common a mistake that many dictionaries now list it as an 'alternative spelling'

If it's an alternative spelling in the dictionary, then it's not a mistake.

They use "pegasi" in the show, therefore it's canon.

>>30127742
I don't really want to give it out in the thread itself.

Hold on, did you already send him your e-mail to send to me? Because I may have gotten that.

>>30127771
hurt some sense into him

>>30127771

>>30127760
I don't think picking up a hobby like airsoft is going to do him any good.

>>30127771
he could commit suicide by chocking on the small pieces

>>30127715
Rainbow Dash in one of those sexy devil costumes, with like the little horns on her head and all that jazz

>>30127754
Doesnt help

>>30127796
naw dude, just send me an email with your email address in it, so you don't have to post it

my email address is in my name and stuff

>>30127771
Poster must've been english and didn't know what a gun looks like

Just throwing this up there if any of you want to feel our pain.
http://uk.ign.com/videos/2011/09/28/ign-live-24-hours-of-dark-souls?show=HD

>>30127711
Never. You are stuck.

And you will never be her subwoofer

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QUAbRIXBTII&feature=related

I'm out.

>>30127811
But....but

I can't choose between love of girl and love of pony!

>>30127754
>peculation
google tells me that word means embezzlement

the fuck?

>>30127726
oh woops, thought you dropped your trip
>>30127810

>>30126980
>>30127014
>Talking Scratch! Ra ra ra!
>Mute Scratch! Ara Ra Ra!

>not having Vinyl going mute, incapable of coping with her big sisters' untimely death for extreme sad.

>>30127801
>joke

I don't think you know what that word means.

>>30127831
>>30127805
>>30127804
>>30127800
>>30127771

None of you visit night threads, do you.

>>30127810
k.

Expect it sometime later tonight.

>>30127864
fuck yeah!

>>30127876
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bW-xCFqxLQ&feature=related

>>30127861
I almost exclusively go to night threads and I don't get it.

>>30127876

>>30127811
Actually, it does. I had a girlfriend for eight months, and had no feelings for any character for that entire time.

>>30127859
...That would work.

>>30127847
I had thought of it as coffee related

>>30127859

So sadness stole her voice?

>>30127842
Yoshis would fit perfectly in to MLP. Hell, they practically are ponies. They're multicolored and everything

>>30127844
You can have both anon. Take it all; the world is yours.

What is CMC short for anyway?

>>30127892

Several nights ago there was a discussion revolving around the typical suicide-to-achieve-ponies bullshit and someone posted that picture saying "you know what you have to do, anon."

So now, we don't commit suicide with real guns, we use airsoft guns. It makes perfect sense when you think about it.

>>30127711
I would also like to know this
get out of my dreams, Dash

>>30127907
It's not an unpreceded occurance. People seclude themselves to cope with something they could not otherwise, in more ways than one.

>>30127516
It's amazing how thoroughly she forgets her own birthday.

>>30127936

Cutie Mark Cunflaps.

>>30127915
Yeah, take it all. Like a big girl.

>>30127786

That's not how it works; dictionaries are descriptive (describing how people actually speak) rather than prescriptive (describing what is or isn't correct). For example, most dictionaries will tell you that athlete can be pronounced with three syllables, that ain't is a word, and that 'can I' can be used where your mother always insisted you should say 'may I.' That doesn't make it correct to do any of these things. As a rule, whatever pronunciation/spelling/etc. dictionaries list first is preferred, while anything listed as an 'alternate' describes not what one should say or write, but what some people mistakenly do say or write.

As for them using 'pegasi' in the show... well, there's lots of people who say pegasi in real life, probably even the majority, and they're still wrong. Why can't it be the same way in Equestria?

>>30127936
Cumming Milk Cunts

OH CELESTIA SPIDERS

KILLTHEMKILLTHEMKILLTHEMKILLTHEM

>>30127951
>>30127907
>>30127859
Someone write this now. I smell limitlessss potential.

>>30127951

So now she have a fanon sister just to justify her fanon about mutism...

>>30127476
I think that was his point, 0x2

goddammit, updated AGAIN

http://askdjp0n3.tumblr.com/

he's trying to kill me, i swear

>>30127899
But she could pretend to be your waifu for you, an that would encourage it!
Maybe it works better when she doesn't live on the opposite end of the country.

>>30127966
>>30127962

>>30127992
Nope, just born mute in my mind.

>>30127936
Centennial Munitions Conglomerate

>>30128007
Oh, btw, how's the story going?

>>30128007

Im talking in the tumblr.

>>30128000
da best bg poni

>>30127964
No, language evolves naturally, not according to a committee. "Correct" in language merely means "in common usage" - it's how we communicate with each other, it's never, ever going to stop changing. Ancient Greek is incredibly important for figuring out why we have what we have now, but it doesn't make "pegasi" wrong in ENGLISH because that's not how it would be pluralised in GREEK

>>30127944
YOU CANT CATCH ME GAY THOUGHTS!

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>>30128025
Well, I have entering the bathroom->initial penetration done, so now I'm going back to write the parts leading up to that (NTSTS taught me a lot about setting up a scene).

...It's going very slowly, because I second-guess myself constantly, have huge bouts of (unrelated) depression where I don't do anything for hours at a time, and am a student. But it's definitely going.

>>30127986
Hey. Some spiders can be total bros.

I have a cellar spider/daddy longlegs behind my desk who has been feasting on stupid ants that try to invade my room. After a day of seeing a few here and there, I have found zero afterwards.

Spiderbros, fuck yeah.

>>30127936
Cuntshitting Motherfucking Cockgobblers

jetfire and i are having email sex right now
it's a little
clanky

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>>30128044
hahaha

silly pony

Russians get the best dubs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&v=_Ba0jTpp_Vo

>>30128044
I want to see Celestia do that.

>>30127936
Cuntshitting Mothefucking Cockgobblers

>>30127964
>That doesn't make it correct to do any of these things.
The more you do something and the more common it becomes, then it becomes the correct way of saying it. That's how language evolves.

>>30127964
>That's not how it works; dictionaries are descriptive (describing how people actually speak) rather than prescriptive (describing what is or isn't correct).

That actually is how dictionaries work. Where do you think correct spelling comes from? Dictionaries. That's why, if you were literate and had read anything more than 150 years old or so, you would have noticed that everybody spelled everything differently. Dictionaries hadn't come around and standardized everything yet.

>well, there's lots of people who say pegasi in real life, probably even the majority, and they're still wrong.

How do you think language works?

>>30128044

dis nigga

>>30128045
Well then I'll continue with my method of pluralizing:

Computer mouse: mouses
Mammalian mouse: mice

>>30128007
I like Octavia born mute and Vinyl is just quiet out of habit and respect
Vinyl used to go hoarse from parties and upon meeting Octavia mellowed out a little

>>30127936
cutie mark crusaders

LOL JUST KIDDING HOW STUPID WOULD THAT BE

>>30128049
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BVYlp3WiSGM&feature=related

>>30128069
Can't wait!

>>30128100
Lauren Faust is leaving to persue her own stuff, but pretty much everyone else is still on the team

how does Twilight cope with her crippling Asparagus syndrome

>>30128039
Of course, but the tumblr hasn't given that as the reason she's mute, assuming she is at all in that tumblr.

>>30128153
>Octavia mute
Where the fuck are you pulling that from? I've never heard that from ANYBODY, but Vinyl being so comes up every time she's mentioned.

>>30128173
It's day to day.

>find slugbox pony pinup
oh fuck im fappin to ponies bro.

>>30128173
by boiling herself and serving with butter

>>30128069
Whoa, what fanfic is this? Knowing this fandom and the fact that the penetration was in a bathroom, I am expecting some fetishistic fiction featuring fucking.

>>30128194
No you arent.

All dem cute pictures.

>>30128173

Hollandaise.

>>30128207
Rape.

>>30128115
Speaking of special dubs.
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tM73TV5sBN8&feature=related official danish one.
Pic related, I cringed badly.

>>30128207
>some fetishistic fiction featuring fucking.

Do you consider rape fetishistic?

>>30128026
rats are mighty cute too.

one of mine died the other day.

>>30128204
Twilight is a lobtser?

>>30128115

>dubs

CHECK EM'

>>30128244
God speed.

>>30128173
Oh god, someone draw Twilight nervously getting ready to eat a plate of asparagus while saying,
"OK, Twilight. Today's the day..."

>>30128183
i've still got my money on Vinyl just not saying much. think Silent Bob.

>>30128044
Let's hope his weirdly delicate digestive tract survived that and didn't get twisted.

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>>30128217
its not furry if i cry after im done.

>>30128248
yes.

>>30128173
She self-medicates daily by watching My Little Humans

>>30128270
me on the right

>>30128242
Better get a replacement quick, or the other won't last very long...

>>30128259
>my money on
You know that's a bet that'll never go through, right? Scratch was a one-time background character. Even IF she shows up again, there's no guaranteed she'll say anything, or give any indication of whether or not she can.

>>30128300
It's not furry at all because Slugbox doesn't draw Anthro.

>>30128242
Sorry to hear that.

>>30128266

The horse is fine, you can probably find the video proper on youtube. He just loves playing with his ball.

Lyra and Bon Bon have a pet hedgehog... or whatever the fuck that is

discuss

no he's not named sonic

>>30128237
Bathroom rape, then? I am ashamed to say I've seen far wors-

Whatever. Nobody cares what I find disgusting. Which ponies are involved? Is the 'rape' like 'hentai rape' where the raped ended up liking it or is it a more realistic form of rape?

Did somebody say spiders?

>>30128266
Wait...are you saying they could easily kill Princess Cilestia, GODDESS OF THE SUN, by pushing her over?

>>30128305
I really want someone to draw this. And on of the other ponies like Dash calling her a stupid autistic mare-filly for liking it

>>30128300
Its not furry either.
You're fapping to human-shaped rubber creature that have MAJOR problems with skin pigments and oil production

>>30128339
Isn't it more likely that Lyra woke him up for Winter Wrap Up?

>>30128344
I'm writing it as realistic as I can without ending in murder or permanent physical harm.

These /co/ MLP threads sure are mighty strange.

>>30128237
yes

>>30128242

>6 years old
>Obtain pet rat
>It spawns more rats
>They go loose
>One night wake up to a rat scratching the fuck out of my nose
>Fling it across the room
>Nose is bleeding

why.jpg

>>30128319
I had 3, Katie, sadie and Cleo, Katie died last year, sadie died yesterday, and cleo is rather anti-social so she needs her own cage. My dad told me to hold off on the rats for awhile, so i will. He never tells me to do anything.
>>30128322
Thanks.

>>30128392
That's what you get for owning a fucking vermin.

>>30128392
did you feed them after midnight?

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>>30128194
>no you aren't
haha no.

your fursuit will arrive in 24 hours, your faggotry and drama is slightly delayed so expect it next week

>>30128372
Of course not Tex that would be silly

>>30128383
Tell me about it. I'm learning all kinds of things.

>>30128410
Wait, whos?
Mine? The Fluttershy one that some anon commissioned for me?
OH MAN I'M SO ECXITED

>>30128045

>No, language evolves naturally, not according to a committee.

This is, of course, entirely true. Language and our use of language change over time. It was only a few decades ago, for example, that the L was still universally pronounced in words like almond and salmon. Those words can now be correctly pronounced either way.

>"Correct" in language merely means "in common usage"

This may be true in the broadest possible sense--that if someone uses a word in such a way that you are able to understand what they mean by it, then they have succeeded in their primary purpose (communicating an idea to you). However, using words based only on something as nebulous and unverifiable as 'common usage' would quickly render language meaningless--words would mean only what any two people could agree they meant, and they would only be able to arrive at these definitions using the now-faulty apparatus of language. We already see this sort of laziness in modern politics--the folks running for president love to toss around words like 'freedom' and 'fairness,' content that we'll provide our own meanings in place of their giving us any meaningful information. Your attitude towards language is inherently destructive.

So yes, language does evolve. It's not out of the question that, some day, all English words ending in -us will be regularized to take an -i when they pluralize. But the fact is that there is still a large body of people who are perfectly aware that 'pegasi' is neither historically nor linguistically correct, and as long as this is so, the weight of authority will remain on their side.

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>>30128348
NOPE
NOPE
NOPENOPENOPENOPRZRFJKGTUJ5893A0AYPJ35KEJTGHI,;:

>>30128348
dude what the fuck, you're messing with my spiderbros man
don't mess with my spiderbros

>mfw i just read this
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1RgwiHB3vakhUC5KxB2PlVt2q-_WhvUkSI1k1GviAbps/edit?hl=en_US

Holy fuck.
This shit goes well with porishead

>>30128410
>having a fetish means you belong to a fandom

Are you guys going to Futacon this year? I'm so excited!

>>30128437
both

>>30128465
>mfw this would be fucking horrifying

>>30128459
Stupid pony on dragon sex scene. If it was serious it wouldn't have that in it.

>>30128435
Here's another fun one: Horses in captivity are, by their own volition, largely monogamous, and often have sex for fun. If you separate a mare from her chosen stallion, she'll still mate with others on occasion, but will run back to him like a woman who's just discovered her husband isn't actually dead.

What would the grey versions of the CMCs be like?

>>30128435
VINTAGE STEEL ARMOR GUY!
I expected you to be lurking around.

>>30128510
inb4 good characters

>>30128510
grey

>>30128502
Oh wow. That'll make for some cheesy romance fics.

How prominent are homosexuality in horses?

>>30128348

>Be Australian
>Befriend spiders
>They get rid of the flies
>Co-exist peacefully

Spiderbros are best bros.

>>30128502
...why is this surprising? They are high level animals, and are intelligent in some capacity.

>>30128502

so would a horse enjoy it if a human had sex with them

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>>30128465
there IS a futacon?

ALL MY DREAMS ARE BECOMING TRUE

>>30128538
>>30128454
there we go

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>>30128556
male yes, female no

>>30128522
They're that terrible?

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>>30127528

Okay, better question: what would each PONY say, pegasuses or pegasi?

Twilight would say pegasuses, of course. She'd know all about the etymology of the word and its 'most correct form.'

Rarity probably would, too. She'd know that all the bluebloods (badum-tss) in Canterlot use the 'traditional' pluralization, and would copy them as a matter of course.

Dash and AJ didn't get much fancy schooling (dropout and farmer, respectively). They'd probably say pegasi because that's more common.

Not sure about Fluttershy or Pinkie.

>>30128522
Well, it worked for Fluttershy

>>30128510

They're covered in cutie marks.

>>30128556
...Let me put it this way: Have you ever put a toothpick into one of those straws that is used for slurpees?

>>30127760

this looks a lot like the m9 model of airsoft gun i have

>>30128556
Yes. I've seen gifs made by shock / thread derailing posters on other boards. The females orgasm and everything.

>>30128600
I would like to change my answer to this

Guys, think of one fetish. Make it as horrible as you can, it doesn't matter. The only requirement is that it's not yours.

Now your favorite pony had this fetish and she or he (pfft) had this fetish and didn't like it. How would they react?

>>30128619

so what about a miniature horse

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>>30128619
i approve of this analogy

i'd give you a thumbs up but ponys have no thumbs

>>30128183
Octavia looks like the beauty of her voice would rend your mind asunder.

Really, what voice would you give her?

>>30128659
They would send you to the void.

TO THE VOID WITH YOU.

>>30128510
From Bridle Gossip, we saw Apple Bloom was headstrong and responsible, so I guess she'd be the opposite of that. The other two I can't be bothered with.

>>30128659
>it's not yours.
I guess this game isn't for faceless then.

>>30128677

Guys..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GL_uR99FBPU&feature=player_embedded#!

What the hell man.

>>30128674
Remember what Apple Jack sounded like when she lived in Manehattan? Like that, but with no mention of roosters.

>>30128716
>implying we had anything to do with this

>>30128674

Exactly like this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Px9SPVNtkXc

>>30128659
Twilight with an ear fet-
>its not yours
FUCK YOU I'M POSTING THIS ANYWAY

No pressure points done and the line weights are all the same...don't know if I should even bother with them! Should I?

>>30128659
>Now your favorite pony had this fetish and she had this fetish
REDUNDANCY AHOY

Fluttershy -- Clown Porn
She asked Twilight how to get scared by clowns.

>>30128619
I've seen a man deliver a pony and then reach inside the mother horse to remove the birth sack which he then threw into some nearby trees.

>>30128729
>implying I accused you of having anything to do with this.
You might be denizens of /co/, but.. You're not.. them.

>>30128740
Oh, already caught an error, missing horn lines.

>>30128674
>mfw she's given one line and she has a Scots Japanese accent

Oh the anal devastation!

>>30128716

................ i don't even....i had to stop when they started singing.... those boys ain't right

>>30128695
so the inverse of Applebloom is Pinkie Pie?

>>30128659

>Vore
>Lyra

>>30128716
Oh man, what. Are these the actual bronies you lot told me to avoid?

>>30128716
So.
A bunch of dudes who share a common interest get together and buy a pizza, chill, and have some fun.
There SHOULDN'T be anything wrong with this, but it ignites rage in my heart

>>30128769
Showing somebody something and asking them 'dude, what the hell!' implies you think they have an explanation for it. With stuff like this, the only person who has an explanation is usually the person who did it.

>>30128819
Yes, that's them.

>>30128819

Yes, thats why we don't like being referred to as 'bronies'

>>30128843
It's kind of unfortunate that they inspire this reaction.

>>30128819
Yes.
These are the 'flamboyant' minority of the MLP fandom, there is no difference from these, and the sonic fandom, gaia or - insert shitty fandom here obsessed with it to a degree where they set it as their lifestyle and disregard social norms and whatnot -

Why do I get the feeling that I know you from /b/?

>>30128810
Yes? And how would she react? Would she go all Cupcakes? Would she seek a huge dragon so she can feel the sensation of being swallowed?

Would she wallow in sadness because her fetish couldn't be satisfied? Would she try to cure it?

Are fetishes curable, by the way?

>Bestiality and fetishes

can we talk about something else?

I know talking about the show is forbidden, but I don't know, something else

>>30128843
I know right. People being nice online, that is enough. JUST BEING NICE. I sort of understand why they think were just a bunch of jerks.

>>30128888
she doesn't look very happy