Subject: Rewriting a masterpiece

Fillies? More like foolies.

why is ponie fly

You smell like horse shit

>>30084955

>fillies

The Ponyville party van is on its way.

>>30084989
Magic

>>30084989

>>30084983
Good, maybe the fanboys will be able to see it as the shit it really is.

>>30084983

>>30084983
>I do not want to break any copyright laws
>I am 12 and have no idea how copyright laws work

Guys I just found my first IRL Brony today.

Wat do

>>30084983
What in the blueberry fuckmuffin? I adore Past Sins, but that's just weird.

I hate Pinkie Pie.

She's the annoying sperglord character who would stab you in the back for a cupcake and wouldn't feel a thing because she's a fucking sociopath with no concern for anything but her own fat greedy ass.

>>30085021

>>30084989
because magic and wigns

>>30085021
Sex. Casual sex.

>It's unknown if the new villain is the cause of the Pony World apocalypse, or simply the harbinger of the End.

>>30085023
>adore
>past sins

surely you jest?

>>30085040

wat

>>30085043
Why would I?
We're not going to discuss this, right? Can't people have different opinions?

I want to fuck Princess Celestia's wings.

They are so pretty.

>>30085021
>Be a cult ninja "brony" by not showing it off.
>Do a faggy thing by dropping some lines in conversations in class and in public.
>Add 20 percent cooler into a sentence.
>MFW I get a reaction.
I'm too much of a beta to actually ask them about it though. But not even my friends or family know I'm in the fandom.

ITT: Old shit that doesn't get posted anymore

>>30085063

>>30085068

>saying 20% cooler in public

I seriously fucking hope you don't do this.

>>30084983
I hate Past Sins with a rage that could burn suns. It is an abomination of literature and the not-so-great art of fanfiction in general.

>>30085021
Burn your clothes, wash your eyes with lye

>>30085069
Lauren Faust is a furfag.

>>30084983
Better idea:
>make Nyx an antagonist
>make everyone else not retarded
>have it revealed that Nyx is a Seed of Doubt, an evil entity that Discord plants within ponies when he mind-rapes them, therefore turning them into completely different ponies. It's what he used on the main cast and what he's used on Luna, and Nightmare Moon is the result of when a Seed completely "blooms". A Seed doesn't cannot support itself in its own body, which is why it must possess a pony to survive. A cult attempts to resurrect Luna's Seed in its own unique body for whatever reason I'll come up with later, but Celestia's intervention causes Nyx to be born in an unstable body. So as Nyx begins to age rapidly over the period of a month, she goes completely fucking insane while she grows more powerful, yet her body grows physically weaker, and she must possess the body of another pony in order to survive.

>>30085062
>Can't people have different opinions?

No.

>>30085069
OH MAN BABY I MISSED YOU. I HAVENT SEEN YOU IN FOREVER

>>30085106
This is a horrible idea

make it so

>>30085069
Bring it on.

>>30085069
I posted it without reading it again.

but now that I do it, I realized something
we were all "Pinkie Pie" once.
Then Ponychan and /b/ came

Input and critique?

>>30085069

>>30085069
Started out as Applejack, now a Twilight Sparkle

I look down at Pinkie scum

>>30085069

>>30085125
Oh god he's right

>>30085132
Terrible.
I'd advice burning whatever you use to draw,

>>30085083
I don't do like "MAN THAT WOULD BE 20 PERCENT COOLER"
I throw it in to a normal sentence that would not be considered related to rainbow dash before she said it. Shit like
"Man last night it was cold."
"Yeah its supposed to be even cooler tonight. They said by at least 20 percent."

Like I said I know its a faggy thing to do but the fact that I got someone to react makes it worth it. He laughed and then looked down on his desk.

>>30085125
Nothing will stop me from being a Pinkie. Nothing.

>>30085147
Filed under "Things I'll never do."

Thank you for your cooperation.

>>30085080
>What's wrong with serial killers anyway?
Nothing. What's wrong with Cupcakes is trying too hard and bad writing, and what's wrong with all the Cupcakes fanboys is wearing a joke so thin like they don't have a single creative thought in their heads.

>>30085132
It's fine. Keep practicing.

>>30085106
...with some tweaking, this might not be so shitty of an idea.
Though I continue to wonder wherever the fuck the name Nyx came from.

>>30085112
>OH MAN BABY

>>30085193
Wait, that hasn't been yet. Oh, it's you americans with your retarded calendar.

>>30085175
But you see, this is the entire thing. If the only Cupcakes related media I read and enjoy is the Pinkamina blog, I don't have too see the joke get worn thin. As far as I'm concerned it's original.

Everything old posted above is casual.
Except the Vietnam one. heh, I loved them.

>>30085193
>02/11/11
What happened the 11th of november 2002?

>>30085193
Truly our finest hour.
The ecstasy lasted for days.

>>30085214
>wow, its like I'm really on /v/!

FUCKING PONY FURR FAG SAGE FUCKING SAGE

>>30085204
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nyx

"In Greek mythology, Nyx (Νύξ, "night", Nox in Roman translation) was the primordial goddess of the night."

Also.
Raise your hands in the fucking air if you've been in the fandom since at least December and you still haven't bought a single piece of merch.

You are a fan right in between haters and autism.

Knowing that you like ponies but still knowing to
keep to the worlds social norms.

You are a secret agent.
You are a defender of secrecy.
You are the perfect fan.
Congratulations.

>>30085162
Well you adore cupcakes

so I know you're not from /co/, /b/ and ponychan love cupcakes

>>30085204
greek mythology and/or persona fucking 3

>>30085257
Do the McDonalds toys count?

>>30085132
Legs must be thicker. Hair needs more mass. Poni needs to be taller and not as long. The rest is pretty good.

>>30085204
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nyx
>In Greek mythology, Nyx (Νύξ, "night", Nox in Roman translation) was the primordial goddess of the night.
Oh...well then.

>>30085069
Show discussion.

>>30085257
Yay.

>>30085266
yep.

>>30085257
Does it count against me if a friend bought me a brushable Fluttershy as a joke?

>>30085260
>Well you adore cupcakes
I seriously doubt you have read any of my posts. Like, any of them.

Mane Six Power Rankings

Twilight
RD
AJ
FS
Rarity
Pinkie

>>30085276
Damn

>>30085257

>>30085256
I named my black cat Nyx 5 years ago.
The article reminded me why I chose it.
Although now that I think about it naming your pet after a god of an ancient civilization does sound like something a hipster would do.

>>30085227
Even the original was bad.

I would say you have shit taste, but since this is a girl's cartoon general I really don't have anything to stand on.

>>30085275
Well, good luck even finding MLP:FiM toys in Sweden.

old shit we never see anymore?

Mr. T. General!

>>30085286
>FS weaker than RD or AJ

>>30085257
>you've been in the fandom since at least December and you still haven't bought a single piece of merch.
Been a fan since November. Bought a McD Pinkie Pie in January.

>You are a fan right in between haters and autism.
Yup.

>Knowing that you like ponies but still knowing to
keep to the worlds social norms.
Also yup.

>>30085305
Already did.
Several times.

>>30085257
Aw, sweet. Someone on the internet is making me feel good.

>>30085257
Yeah, I got nothing.

Honestly, even if I wanted a toy, most of them look really really bad.

i bought all of klondike's merchandise

>>30085282
keywords
you still haven't bought
you still haven't bought
You haven't bought
as in with your own money.
your friend is already one step closer to autism.


Also I'm saying if you buy toys you are autistic, just that you are just a little closer to being like those that are. You can't have a strange collection without starting with one piece of merch.

>>30085257
I bought a toy.

It's sitting between my Pikmin Plushies and stuffed dog.

I am not homosexual.

>>30085257
What if I bought toys, but only for my kid?

>>30085270
I agree on the first two, but the last one?
...Hm, actually, posting this, yeah, I agree on all three points.

>>30085336
whoa i guess those times the term brony was still acceptable in here?

>>30085317
You should blame her for being beta.

Leth's bought merchandise. You're calling Leth autistic?

>>30085257
Not supporting the franchise makes me feel bad.

>>30085318
YOU'RE NOT BALANCED NANAKED
YOU BOUGHT ONE THING.
YOU HAVE 50 YIN and 51 YANG

>>30085335
Well then, consider me at least marginally normal.

She's on my second monitor. As a result, I cannot use my computer without smiling.

>>30085359
then buy some Galaxy Girl stuff

>>30085257

Agreed. Even on the internet I keep my enjoyment for mlp anonymous.

>>30085368
INTP master race.

>>30085336
Oh god, we used to be ponychan.

Or rather, all the people who liked the show went to ponychan while all the furfags stayed here and became bitter.

>>30085154
No man you're supposed to just throw it out at irrelevant times at every possible opportunity just like in all the fanfictions

also say that you would like to be a tree whenever somebody mentions your name

>>30085253
I wish there were more of these

>>30085360
Oh, what fun is balance?

>>30085346
..sh...shut up...

>>30085286
Pinkie is pretty weak.

>>30085376

That isn't how you spell ISTP...

>>30085368

ISFP reporting in. I'll just, um, be over here if you need me.

>>30085390

>>30085336
Didn't read again.
but
>To Lauren & FIM team: Merry Happy Christmas new Year


and I bet you fags didn't remember one of CT-Railgunner's good SFW stuff

>>30085408

>>30085339
whoa whoa whoa whoa


There are pikman plushies?!?!

Yeah, I'm pretty ashamed to admit I like My Little Pony. When people offline ask me point blank if I watch it I lie to their faces and tell them that I've never heard of it. It's hard enough being a productive, well-liked member of society without the onus of being known as a creep who watches cartoons for little girls.

>>30085381
>we used to be ponychan.

I kept trying to tell people, especially with regards to the anti-porn faggotry, but you wouldn't listen

>>30085257

I bought the molded 4-pack because they don't look as retarded as the other merch and are so tiny

I still keep it hidden while living alone

>>30085390

That reminds me, If Elmyra is set loose in Ponyville, exactly how fucked are all the ponies would be?

>>30085383
I did that to my brother once actually. We were talking about how he heard this comedian say what if the planet were plotting against human kind. Then I said "Well then I would want to be a tree."
Hes on the internet all the time yet hes completely oblivious to the invasion. Its weird. I even showed him a clip and told him this was getting voted best cartoon of 2010. He said he guess he could understand since its Lauren Faust and still doesn't know I'm in the fandom.

>>30085440
what if she finds Pinkie Pie?

>>30085440

They're not.

>>30085416
I bet no one here remembers the origin of Wingboners.

>>30085440
Has Elmyra ever been drawn older, in high school and in a fursuit?

>>30085420
Fucking lol'd.

Now someone illustrate the rest of the song.

>>30085456
>you just posted it

>>30085472
No, it predates that comic.

>>30085351
Well, /co/ invented the word brony after all.
But stopped using it after /b/ started using it
>>30085381

We were kinda like ponychan in an acceptable level, or maybe I'm wrong and we were exactly like ponychan


Then Ponychan came and we became shittier to not be shitty like ponychan

to be honest I miss /co/ being like ponychan

>>30085420
This song is ruined to me since people in school started singing it randomly

auuugh sometimes it feels like an IRL reddit

>>30085106
Best, Idea, Ever. also make Nyx merge with Discord as a last resort, which make HIS BODY unstable as it can't deal with two consciences at the same time

>>30085489
Then why don't you just go to ponychan, faggot?

>>30085486
That was the first drawing of wingboners.

But now they're a joke so tired and boring I just can't bring myself to laugh at it any more.

>>30085465
So who would be licking Twilight, and would she in fact taste like raisins?

>>30085489
We were never quite like Ponychan.
Ponychans all happy comments and friendship. We've always been "the guys that like the show but have positive AND negative views on it and we talk about it."

>>30085529
also, porn.

>>30085516

Honestly, it became overused and annoying shortly after its conception.

There should be an episode that covers the concept of fads growing into phenomenons and how you can never go back to how things started out because it's just a part of getting older.

>>30085545

Fuck it. Lets do this.
Pick one in fandom "in joke" that you want to see destroyed.

Like if you could get into the Portal fandom and whipe "the cake is a lie" from existence, what would it be in this fandom?

Scootaloo is a chicken is fucking stupid.

>>30085563
Equestria Daily

>>30085456
I do.

The first appearance of the wingboner was in the fic "Make Me Better Boutique", one of the first (in not the first) PinkieDash shipping fics

>Pinkie Pie giggled, and arched up, pressing an impetuous little kiss to Rainbow Dash's confused mouth before rolling back, landing on her back with a gentle 'whumph.' "When you get excited, you beat your wings." Pinkie Pie whispered, her eyes alight with pleasure, as if sharing a secret.

But it didn't become popular until the artist TwilightFlopple made a valentine's comic where Twilight kisses Dash, and she gets the wingboner
http://twilightflopple.deviantart.com/gallery/?offset=24#/d39jk7u

then /co/ picked it up and requested madmax to draw the comic you posted.

Then it spread

>>30085563
Equestria Daily

>>30085545
Yeah sure. We don't pretend its going to exist. I mean its not like we encourage it, we just have natural human reactions to it.

>>30085563
>Pick one in fandom "in joke" that you want to see destroyed.

"20% cooler"

>>30085545
>No Clyde, you'll see my butt

GOSH PINKIE PIE STOP BEING SUCH A PRUDE

>>30085563
Futa.

>>30085563

I don't even know where to start. So many stupid bullshit appeared over the year...

>>30085572
>>30085582
That is not an in-joke

>>30085563
cartoon lion

>>30085563
"Rarity is best pony."

>>30085574
I like how TwilightFlopple put her fetish site on hiatus but her pony pics have been slowly getting more fetishy

>>30085563
The whole Sweetie Belle pooping thing

>>30085563
Ponychan
Get it? They're a joke?

>>30085587
URgh. Well. Some of us support it some of us don't and that's normal.That's what I meant.

>>30085563
crossovers

>>30085600
Cartoon Lion is not an in-joke.

She is a joke though.

>>30085563

RagingSemi and his fans. Bring back HFPS instead.

>>30085563
I'm actually going to make mine wingboners.
>hurr every time their wings go up it is like a penis
The reason for this is that I am no longer in primary school.

>>30085563
Nyx

>>30085623
Same guy, retard.

>>30085563
Trollestia and any kind of fanon shit

every fanon shit related to Luna

fanon in general

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ5LpwO-An4&list=FLS9RS_93BRUYgRRwvCsrI9A&index=38

>>30085563
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdZa2phzWe8&feature=related

>>30085633
Wingboners is a stupid term, but affiliating the erection of wings to arousal is a logically sound approach.

well


more sound than dickwings.

>>30085563
Cupcakes.

Pinkie is easily the most innocent character on the show, and just because she had one bad moment suddenly she's a sexy serial killer with a bloodplay fetish.

>>30085645
>every fanon shit related to Luna

There's so much of it, some of it's going to stick when they finally introduce her character in the show.

>>30085505
Too big, too many underaged people


Also it's kinda weird, they will say they love and tolerate unconditionally, but the condition is that you have to agree with them in everything, and always ALWAYS be positive

Oh hey Klondike, look what I found

>>30085563
The entire fan base.

>>30085257
Who buys toys anyway?

>>30085257
>Knowing that you like ponies but still knowing to keep to the worlds social norms.
I haven't bought any MLP dolls because I don't want any, not because of social norms.

>>30085671
That's what I always say. It's not really "Love and tolerance". It's "We only tolerate love".

>>30085644
they are the same guy

but they act totally different

>>30085644

I know. Yet Semi is a self important asshat, while his HFPS persona was way more likable. And he used to write better stories too.

>>30085671
>klondike writing shipfics with videogames

HOW EMBARRASSING OH MY GOSH.

>>30085661
Well, arousal causing erection of wings is fine, but erection of wings implying arousal is just plain dumb. Dash puts her wings up every five seconds. That does not mean it's funny to screencap them all and add dumb captions.

>>30085646
>not using original source
I sure hope you don't reupload this video to get some views
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FR7wOGyAzpw

>>30085688
I don't see how. It's like saying you love Megasweet but go into a blind rage every time he draws porn. You're the guy who gets made when he calls you a prude, aren't you?

>>30085671
Oh man. Wow. Those were the days. I really considered going back to that name.

>>30085644
HFPS was an asshole even before he started writing porn.

take off your nostalgia goggles.

>>30085710
You should have been there

you'd notice the difference between them

>>30085689
You're Nathan, aren't you?

Also. Apparently theres a search function for the Archive. Where be.

Fillies?

>>30085728
I was there. He hasn't changed.

>>30085739
Massive hooves

>>30085747
She grew into them.

>>30085735
Here you go

http://archive.no-ip.org/co/search/username/Diabolical/

>>30085710

If it was disgusting poorly drawn porn, made purely to fuel one's ego, then yeah, I'd rage at Megaswewet.

Does anyone remember the letters from Derpy?

I thought the ending was kinda weak

>>30085705

>>30085662
and your pic

Pinkie coming down with diabetes is some Dante Inferno level bull. Its like if Twilight was suddenly lobotomized or if Applejack became lame

>>30085753
oh fricking thanks!

>>30085802
I thought Applejack was already really lame

>>30085761
>made purely to fuel one's ego

But anon, I don't write these stories for myself. I write them for the people who request them. The thousands of people who read them are a nice bonus.

But beside, why would I even have an ego over fanfiction? It's fanfiction. None of it matters. It's just a hobby. If I have an ego, it's over my numerous IRL successes.

Maybe you're taking My Little Pony a little too seriously.

>>30085830
THE RITUAL IS COMPLETE

>>30085830
>no u

>>30085563

Candyvag. And Dash being a dyke.

>>30085830

> I don't write these stories for myself.

Why yes, to fuel your ego via your retarded fans. You don't bullshit anybody here, Semi.

>>30085836
Shut up Dr. White

SOMEONE SAID PONIES

>>30085857
>But anon

>>30085857
How is he different than anybody else who contributes?

Sigh. It's hard being the only good My Little Pony fan left.

Am I the only one who thought this would be a fapfic?

>>30085799
._.

>>30085867
YOU'VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE

>>30085823
My hobbies include stalking tripfags and learning all about them.

You'd be surprised how often they slip up and reveal just a little bit too much now and then.

>>30085875

Defense force arrives right on schedule.

>>30085896
I'm not defending him, I'm just asking you to explain yourself.

all the trip fags are fighting again

>I will make it a goddamn point to be the most hated OC in these threads ever.
>Klondike makes fucking ice cream.
>But he doesn't give it away for free. He's like FUCK friendship! I need a job!
>He also hates rainbows and kicks babies.
>Do you hate him yet?
>NO! YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO LIKE ME!

Why can't I hold all of this nostalgia?

>>30085875
>>30085896
Shut up ragingsemi

>>30085931
>He also hates rainbows and kicks babies.

>Ragingsemi enters a thread and starts talking about his ego

Fuck this i'm out.

>>30085787
i thought your mom was kinda weak!
>>30085721
why don't you take off your mom!
>>30085678
bought your mom
>>30085646
of YOUR MOM!

>>30085979
Yeah that's the thing. The plan totally backfired.

>>30085563

Lesbian butt babies. Derpy's daughter. Derpy being an actual clinical retard.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pa075ZlTUys
>girl admits she isn't human, only took human form to make you like her
>kiss girl
>it turns out she's Applejack

If only. ;_;

>>30086017
REAL APPLE ACTION

>>30085563
derpy in her entirety
Quite frankly I never saw the appeal so I may as well muck up everybody else's good time.

test

>>30085827
Not that kind of lame, you vacuous fuck.

>>30085990
Same thing happened with Gilda.

If it's any consolation I still think she's a giant bitch and I can't stand her fans.

>>30086028
She's like a pony Osaka.

So, Pinkie, but less active.

>>30086084
Yeah? Well you're a flip-flop.

>>30086093
also shes like the snail from Adventure Time

>>30085563
I know as soon as I click submit I'm gonna think of something better, but the thing that immediately came to mind is Cupcakes.

>>30086154
I think I agree with you. Even though you threads in /v/ often make no sense.

>>30086185
What do you mean? Don't I usually make threads about video games?

>>30086197
That one Punisher thread.

>>30085662

>and just because she had one bad moment suddenly she's a sexy serial killer with a bloodplay fetish.

...you do realise cupcakes predates Party of One?

>>30086212
Oh right, well I actually meant to post that thread in /co/.

>>30086154
I like how I still have yet to actually read that.

>>30086229
You're saying that Party of One had Pinkie being a sexy serial killer with a bloodplay fetish?

>I think the overall shift happened once people started accepting railgunner more. Once Disco started doing it, well it was pretty much accepted by the majority at that point.

FYI, there were only 16 people in a thread at any given time at this point of the popularity of MLP. So MS took the words of roughly half that amount as approval of on-model rule 34 in /co/.

Nice job MS.

my headcanon is Octavia is the mute one and Vinyl is mostly quite and they love each other

>>30086233
Now that was a miss. It went pretty well though.

Funny how I saw your trip for quite a long time but only recently realized you're a ponyfag. Liking an >obscure character sometimes helps.

Girls, there's enough Faceless for everyone, no need to fight.

Actually, you two there, get in the jell-o pit and fight for my attention.

>>30086271
You're sounding a little butthurt over something.

What?

I actually really enjoyed Cupcakes.

It really fit Pinkie's personality well in the sense that I can believe that's how she would behave as a serial killer.

but my favorite thing about it was that there was nothing sexual to the story. No rape, no mutilation of the genitals, nothing sexual at all. Adding a sexual element would have made it (like everything you weird fucks create these days) totally cliche. Without sex, it makes it feel... I guess credible is a good word for it.

i like how cupcakes was made to spite pinkiedash fans and all it really did was add an insufferable new fandom for pinkie

>>30086280
>2011
>fighting over Faceless
>Not actually fighting faceless

>>30086271
>only 16 in a thread
>May

In January they tracked 4,000 IPs in these threads over the course of a weekend. And that was before the popularity exploded.

>>30086309
Jell-o pit.

Jell. O.
Pit.

>>30086300
What about that deleted scene?

>>30086318
Bullshit! That doesn't fit my headcanon at all!

>>30086326
Better be Jello pudding OH MAN MRS CAKE AND CHERRILEE FIGHTING IN PUDDING

>>30086300
>No rape, no mutilation of the genitals, nothing sexual at all.
But there was

Pinkie injected something in Dash's clitoris to pleasure

>>30086250

I'm saying that cupcakes wasn't because Pinkie had "one bad moment" which I suspect was referring to her breakdown in Party of One.

Of course that doesn't mean Party of One didn't influence cupcakes later on.

>>30086302
It's funny in an ironic sort of way.

>>30085257
>"perfect fan"
>don't support the show you're supposedly a fan of

Rainbow Dash would like a word with you, dear.

>>30086326
I like the way you think.

>>30086300
>mutilating and murdering are OK
>adding a sexual element would have been inappropriate

Wat?

Oh man, are we talking about Past Sins in here! I sure do love that story! Check out this fan art of the best little pony ever!

/r/ing the WITH REAL APPLE ACTION screencap about the Applejack realdoll. I thought I had it, but I don't.

>>30086318
how do you even track IPs without being a mod

>>30086350
GET THE CAMERA

>>30086378
Welcome to America

>>30086375
You're supporting Hasbeen. Not Lauren Faust or Jayson. She doesn't even like the Toys. Besides. i would box RD.

>>30086352
well, now i have to read it

>>30086381
Is it a bad thing that picture upsets me?

I never read Past Sins and never will.

Oh, by the way; I got some melting pony action finished for NTSTS, if he's around at all.

Guys wanna see?

>>30086421
No

>>30086376
Oh hello Junior. How goes it?

>>30086421
no....
yes

>>30086385
Archive, the guy who sets up the hyperindex, tracked that.

So it wasn't even the IPs visiting the threads themselves, but the people who knew about the hyperindex. The real number probably would have been much higher.

It fell dramatically the last time he checked in August or so.

Makes sense. /co/ threads have kind of turned to shit. If people want ponies, there are better places for them to go.

>>30086421
My body (penis) is ready

Remember The Huntsman?

he bashed /co/ on Faust's blog, saying that 4chan wasn't a good place for ponies, that we would end up shitting and sexualizing MLP

>>30086381
>Nyx for dinner.jpg
Oh yes...
My favourite...

>>30086456
We need a nostalgia thread.
Not even joking.

>>30086415

It just means you haven't been exposed to the story enough to be so horribly offended by the very concept of Nyx that this is funny to you instead of being disgusting.

You are very lucky.

>>30086448
Yes but how does he even get IP information from 4chan, when that information is only visible to mods? All he has to work with are names, trips, post IDs, etc. Everything that we can see

>>30086456
He was bitching about everything, and back then we already were sexualizing MLP.

>>30086456
I fail to see how that's some extraordinary predictive feat.

>>30086469
I am very tolerant to stupid bullshit. I am here, after all.

>>30086456

Truly a visionary before his time.

>>30086476
Individual IPs' clicking the thread links during the course of a day, perhaps?

durr

>>30086456
Fucking Cuntsman.

>>30086476
He could track the people using the hyperindex to click through to the active thread. BECAUSE IT'S HIS SITE.

>>30086485
I just find funny that Faust defended us

>>30086456
well, we certainly showed him

>>30086456
huh, I was wondering whether that guy was still around

>>30086429
>>30086432
Split vote? Well, sometimes no means yes, so I'm calling it good.

>>30086431
Goes pretty good, Senior. Just this baby all finished up. Looking at it now, the melting ponies kind of look like ice cream... which makes Dash's position seem ideal to be in.

Also, Nyx being an asshole.

>>30086476
Not the IPs that visited 4chan. The hyperindex is all on 413chan.

>>30086381
That fic gave me weird feelings in my pants that I didn't understand.

>>30086400
>buying toys doesn't support a cartoon made to sell toys

It's an excellent show, but it's not gonna last forever if the merchandise doesn't sell. That's the way TV works.

>>30086496

Well I'm childish and vindictive. Have some more Nyx gore!

>>30086510
Why? She's an adult. She lived through Foster's.

>>30086456
I don't remember him ever complaining about 34.

If he did, Faust probably would have told him to go to hell.

The Huntsman used to bitch about Derpy.

>>30086510
Because she enjoys young virgin cocks

>>30086514
NO NEVER MEANS YES, THAT'S WHY IT'S NO

>>30086514
unf.

So what's next on the list?

>>30086519
ahhhh right, durr

>>30086514
This drawing is giving me weird feelings in my pants that I don't fully understand.

>>30086530

Pretty much everyone here is childish and vindictive.

>>30086529
And we all want it to last forever like SpongeBob.

>>30086560
It explains everything about these threads.

>>30086530
Well, okay.

>>30086570

or the Simpsons

oh wait, the new seasons SUCK

>>30086514

Junior, do you have any plans on throwing your hat into the ring for Nyx gore? Or are you sticking strictly to scat for her?

>>30086529
Hur Im a namefag and I'm better then you cause I don't have enough money or courage to buy pony toys Someone buy me a Rover Plush

>>30086545
With NTSTS's request finished, now I'm on to some RariJack doing something cute. Anon didn't specify anything further on this one.

How unfortunate.

>>30086559
>pic

>>30086514
I just might edit out Nyx and fap to that. WHAT HAVE I BECOME.

>>30086623
Allrighty.
So you're going after the list you posted last time then?

oh thank god

I'm new to this

where the fuck are you all finding your written porn?

preferably twilight/celestia

sorry for adding to the shittiness, I'm new to this

>>30086605
Only if it was absolutely ridiculous, unprecedented, chaotic, and funny. It could be done...

>>30086605
So far she's been unbirthed, and shit on, I guess the final solution is to either lobotomize her until she's a mindless drooling retard or kill her permanently.

so wait

twilight writes her letters weekly

there are 26 episodes in season 1 and one's a two-parter without a letter

so

that's at least 24 weeks of letters if we count the times twilight told celestia in person

assuming there are an equal number of weeks in their year that leaves around 28 weeks unaccounted for

we're missing more than half the friendship

god here. wher's da spammer guy? my work wont make itself.

>>30086644
it's fucking everywhere nowadays

http://clopfic.heroku.com/

>>30085256
...and Nyx was the mother of Discord, according to Wikipedia.

>>30086662

well obviously they continue with their lives even when we aren't watching

>>30086640
Yep. Straight down. All the way down. You're third on the list, just so you know

>>30086654
If I may make a suggestion? Amputate all four legs, both wings, and horn. Cut out the voice box. Rape until bored, pass to next participant.

>>30086352
you liar, she did not >: /

>>30086662
And the last one read aloud wasn't Best Night Ever, it was Cutie Mark Chronicles.

>>30086647

What about Nyx asking to be hostel-style murdered, with somebody holding a chainsaw over her and she's just like "Yeah, c'mon, do it man!"

What has become of my fragile innocence?

>>30086705

trying too hard

>>30086680
AW SHIT SON

>>30086686
Excellent. Oh, by the by, how goes that thing you asked me for help on?

>>30086716

also have the murderer looking perplexed and a little disturbed

>>30086669

hory sheet
fuck fandom has gotten really organized these days
wish this existed back in 2001

>>30086707
she did

>>30086667
satan here, he spent too long on these threads so I claimed him as my own

sorry dad

>>30086716
>>30086726
Something in line with a fic like this?

>>30086669
>palcomix's thing is on there

>>30086737
well isnt that a bag of dicks

Anyone here a fan of the webcomics Almost Normal or Life Ain't No Pony Farm?

>>30086705
You're on the right track, but I think you went too far. It's easy to disassociate youself from Nyx's plight if you turned her into a cocksleeve, which is exactly what we don't want.

You don't want to go far, but you really don't want to go too easy on her either.

>>30086644
>Twilight and Celestia

Humanized:

http://explicit.ponyfictionarchive.net/viewstory.php?sid=379&warning=9

Then later with futa:

http://explicit.ponyfictionarchive.net/viewstory.php?sid=243

>>30086726

And the 4koma guys in the background going like "yeah!"

>>30086724
Oh, that. Uh... I think I got a plan down. Really shaky ground on that one; I just did a little research and man, I'm tellin' you. Those guys are very over-dramatic about setting up dummies.

I have a way to do it while still protecting myself. I didn't get around to it yesterday and it might be a day off still. I'll jot ya an email when I've got something set in stone.

>>30086737
including that, i give the story a C+ at best, okey, not great.
if your going for a hackfest, it needs to be alot longer.

>>30086774

how about Nyx waking up one morning to find that everyone has forgotten she ever existed? Twilight kicks her out of the library, the CMC shun her, and all of her friends now have no memories of her or anything she ever did with them

it's not enough to harm her. you must HURT her.

>>30086737
I really loved this part.

I wish he would have added it to the fucking docs.

>>30086737
I remember that thread. Sgt Sprinkles said he thought about adding it, but it felt like it went too far, and made it possible for some people to get off on it.

Poor, naive Sgt. Sprinkes.

>>30086776

ah...thank you.

>>30086817

That actually sounds like a really clever idea.

>>30086817
Too sappy imo and not physical enough.

>>30086881

physical nyxabuse has been done to hell and back

I want psychological nyxabuse

>>30086881

Not all abuse needs to be physical dismemberment and cannibalism. Even I can't admit that i just said that, but it's true. This could make for a pretty good quickfic.

>>30086899
how about we just forget it ever existed and leave it at that
>today is a brand new day

>>30086716
Hmm... I'll mull this over. I also had an idea:

Okay, so it's a two panel comic. The first panel, Nyx reads something in Twilight Kama Sutra book. She's like, 'Huh, that looks pretty kinky...'

Then, in the second frame, she's missing her forelegs, her hindleg femur bones are jammed into her shoulder sockets, a spare rib cage has been fitted over her chest, and there some incense burning off to the side. She's got an extremely pleased look on her face like she just came and smoked a gravity bomb.

Oh, and inexplicably, there's blood everywhere, even though she has absolutely none on her.

>>30086881
if you want to affect the regular past sins fans, you gotta write something with FEELINGS because that's what they like

>>30086881
Tell her Twilight doesn't like her wings and never did, that's why she wanted them covered up all the time.

And then tell her you'll cut them off for her so Twilight will love her more.

>>30086941

...

Wow. That's a hell of a concept right there.

Side note, I love this picture you did.

>>30086941
I approve.

If only you were a faster artist man, shit would be phenomenal.

I have a problem with you all obsessing over abusing Nyx. Can't we just forget she ever happened?

>>30086997
Were just Tsundere for Nyx; we don't really hate her.

>>30086971

>>Reminded of perhaps the only good part of X-man 3, where little angel cuts off his wings.

Sad now.

anyone have a screencap of Lauren answering a question on her DA about pony types interbreeding
i need it

>>30087049

>>30086971
That's the kind of psychological abuse I can get behind.

can aj kill dinosaurs if she kicks one

>>30087020
No, we're not tsundere for Nyx. We really hate her.

>>30086980
Hey, thanks. This one always puts a smile on my face, but I don't think most people enjoyed it as much as my... 'other' stuff.

'tis good to hear. Glad someone appreciates my cute work.

>>30086981
Yeah, no kidding. I hate how my art time is cut out for me right now. As is, I can't work for almost 80% of the day. Usually, I only get a few hours beyond midnight to try and rush through a drawing (or, if I'm lucky, I get a few hours in the morning, like now).

Really wish I could draw more. This stack of requests should invigorate me to start drawing like a madman.

Also, not 100% sure on doing the aforementioned pic. If I did my friends saw it randomly, they'd immediately know that I did it.

>>30087075
>I-I really hate Nyx anonymous! She s-so stupid and annoying.

>>30087072
dinofag, anyone can kill a dinosaur
just watch jurassic park or something

>>30087104
they never killed a single dinosaur on JP

>>30087098

I really truly hate any character that spends three fucking chapters crying about how terrible it is to be her.

Yeah, I read the entire story. It sucked. And drove me mad.

>>30087160
and by "they" I mean people, Dinosaurs killed each other plenty of times

>>30087059
As long as they're married

test

is everyone dead or what?

Thread... dead?

holy shit you can really post anonymously

>>30087232
That seemed quite joking, to me, but even so, it's presumably not specific to crossbreeding and thus is deserving of its own screenshot

>>30087182
>glomp

Yeah, no.

>>30087261
Marriage needs to be certified by Celestia, and she won't let different pony kinds marry. Her magic prevents ponies from having sex out of wedlock. Hence, no interbreeding.

God damnit my lack of enough sleep caught up with me...

>>30087295


But Celestia is a kind and benevolent ruler, she's not a control freak.

>>30087355
That's what they want you to think.

>>30087295
>Marriage needs to be certified by Celestia
yea she fucks both parties to see if they're fit for breeding. if so then she gives her blessing. if not then no dice. alternatively if she finds one to be of particularly large girth, off they go to the guard breeding camp.

>>30087348
Caffeine, my friend. You don't need sleep when you have awake poison.

>>30087389

>>30087395
Don't has... getting sleepy.. just gotta re-post these..

>>30087365
>saliva fetish
GOD DAMMIT YES! THANK YOU FACELESS! THANK YOU SO MUCH!

that's all uv'm..

>>30087408
This is from the episode "And Then They All Fucked".

>>30087441
wait, wait... this one too.
okay, too tired. dozing off.
>>30085545

>>30087425

Saliva you say?

>>30087416
goddammit faceless
>whyboner

>>30087619

hey

hey

hey guys

hey

thread is dead, post Nyx

>>30087691
ehuaeheahuaeuheahu

>>30087691
>>30087708

>>30087635
>>30087619
>>30087554
>>30087459
>>30087441
>>30087425
samefag

>>30087691
>>30087708
>>30087722

>>30087732
same as your mom!

>>30087732
Am not.

I have developed morbid curiosity for this Nyx fanfic. Is it really that bad? Can you guys post a link?

>>30087752
When you're done samefagging in this thread, you can move on to the new one. If you wanna.

>>30087416
>hornjobs
ihavethemostmagicalbonerrightnow.png

alright, this thread is slow. everyone should draw pony in ms paint and ridicule each others work!

>>30087759
Nah, its not that bad.
Its worse.

http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/07/story-past-sins.html

>>30087777

behod! a parny!

I hate Nyx, guys. Don't post any pictures of that bitch, please.

>>30087773
move on to your dead aunt after i'm done samefagging YOUR MOM

>>30087777
>Quads
Oh okay.
Does it HAVE to be mspaint?