FIRST xdd

second :P

>>30072909

>>30072909
Dictionary Belle

>>30072954
I still don''t hate you
>>30072909
If I must.

>>30072954
>>30072974

You guys need to lay off the Ponychan.
It's ruining the friendship and making it very hard to tolerate you.

Any coloring requests?

Speaking of discorded ponies.

spoiler]HE'S ENTERED THIS THREAD AND CAST HIS MIND SPELL ON IT. NOW YOU MUST POST YOUR BEST ANTI-PONY IMAGES[/spoiler]

>>30072998
Nah man I gave up on that.
I only wanted hate because everyone that people hate get the most attention.

I tried watching this show but I keep on getting erections. Help!!!

>>30072979
i was going to post that!
>>30072998
THAT WAS MY BACKUP!

I have to take a shit.

Wish me luck.

>>30072954
>>30072974

Fuck Sweaty Balls.
Lets talk about the other kids. Snips, Snails, Diamond Tiara, Silver Spoon, Twist and Dinky seeing as they are going to be the next elements of Harmony.

>>30073012
>>30073027
jelly

>>30073018

Fuck, spoiler-fail.

Disregard, I suck cocks.

Wait

if Celestia couldn't use the elements of harmony to stop discord because she and Luna were disconnected to them, then how did she use elements to imprison Luna/NMM?

>>30073021
If you cut off your penis, it won't be a problem anylonger.

...Couldn't we use the thread that's actually talking about the show? No keywords, but they aren't just dumping pictures and being asshats.
>>30070559
>>30070559
>>30070559

Sweetie belle has aspergers just like her sister

>>30073041
>Dinky
I'd rather have two fucking Twists

>>30073063

That was a thousand years ago when the elements were gems and not stones.

>>30073047
Pffthaha, no!
Yes...

>>30073023
I win again!
>>30073020
I see.

>>30073013
dis
spoiled tho for shying eyes

>>30073063
She lost her connection to them after that. Probably due to some catch about using them in anger and whatnot.

>>30073041

I'd rather die horribly.

>>30073071
This fella's got it right. Delete this thread and move things over there.

WE ALREDY HAVE A THREAD

>>30070559

it the best thread we had in years

What? Are FiM discussions all about tripfag circlejerking?

Lets start a topic shall we

So, if Sweetie belle is the smart one now, who is the idiot?

AND ANOTHER TOPIC!

There has been proof that there are other races in ponyville, we've seen that discord has a goat head but Cheerilee says that it is a pony head. Why is that?

Let's discuss how badass Angel is.

>>30073137
Scootaloo, obviously. Her parents beat the smart out of her.

>>30073137

BETTER TOPIC:
images.4channel.org/f/src/1311653974.nega2004_mlp5publish.swf

WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN

Which pony has the best ass?

I want to discuss this dumbass "Ask Sadistic Rarity" thing.

Right now, I'm in the middle of writing a fanfic based on it. The premise is that Rarity wants to get noticed online, and she thinks the way to do it is to act edgy and over the top. However, instead of becoming popular, other ponies spam her a lot of porn and ask her lewd questions. So far, it is fun to write.

It's based on my assumption that Rarity is just PRETENDING to be sadistic in the "ask" tumlr, which is why she doesn't have answers to any questions and none of it makes any sense.

I'd like to get other thoughts on this thing, though. I posted the idea in Ponychan when /co/ was hit with the spams, but Ponychan was fucking useless.

>>30073101

The fuck? Who draw this?

>>30073041

Not true. The new wielders of the elements will be 6 human girls who will be transported to Equestria because the villain in season 3 will kidnap the mane 6

>>30073137
They're all pretty dumb

I vote Applebloom though. Making up words is the unforgivable sin

Any drawfags here looking for requests? I think I might have one, but the more I think about it, the more skeptical I am of whether I actually want it drawn or not.

(it's not porn, though)

>>30073164
I mean donkey.

Scootaloo is smartest pony around.
She know words and can scoot along on scooter!

>>30073063
She had Luna's friendship when fighting Discord which allowed her to use the Element of Magic. She lost that when fighting Nightmare Moon, so all she could do was banish her sister.

>>30073180

>my face if that happens.

Why do we still allow plebeian ponies in these threads?

>>30073137

Applebloom can't be the brightest. I mean she does live on a farm after all.

Because goats don't exist in Equestria and Discord acquired his goat head from another dimension. Cheerilee didn't know what to call it, so she just went with pony.

>>30073165
I want that war. So hard....
Twilight and her friends couldn't beat the Diamond Dogs with brute force. I want to see what SadRarity thinks would be a good plan against the Vietcong Dogs

>>30073240
She is the smartest CMC.

>>30073165
What in the FUCK?

What tumblr is this?!

>>30073165
Excerpts include as follows:

The preened, white mare held her breath and clicked on her inbox. She had several questions already. There weren't many of them, but they were there, at least, and that was a start! She opened the first one.

“Yech,” Rarity wretched, reading it.

Wat ur horn size?? It asked, in butchered Equestrian. Mines 16” from base. hot single stallion ride all night!!

Rarity felt a pulling desire to send a heated response to this - this scoundrel voyeur! However, she knew she might get questions like this, and if things took off like she hoped, she'd soon be up all night writing angry letters if she made a habit of it. Instead, she deleted it as angrily as possible, huffing aloud. She hoped that stallion could feel her frustration with him on the other side of the internet! She didn't care how big his horn was!

She selected another.

a/s/l? It asked.

She scrolled up and down, looking for more text, but that was all. Rarity deleted it, then selected another.

ROOGNA! MARK THE THREAD!

>>30073240
>implying Applejack isn't the GOAT.

>>30073163
for some reason "my furaffinity account" made me laugh really hard.

>>30073240

Buffaloes exist, mules exist (and donkeys by extension).

I wouldn't go so far as to say goats are an impossibility. They might be the mountain men read: Jews of the land.

>>30073254
Spike could have beat them with force, as much as I hate to admit it.
its canon

I was watching some internet review of MLP and it made me realize were the ponies all friends before knowing twilight? Is Twilight the reason they all are friends? Would they have ever become friens if Twilight never came around?

which pony would you feed 200 donuts?

>>30073298
OKAY POINT ME BACK TO THE OLD ONE I LOST IT

>>30073297

This sound stupid, that blog is stupid, write something better.

>>30073239
but Rarity. YOU ARE A PLEB

>>30073338
PONY JOE
A DUUUUUUUUURH

>>30072909

>>30073346
IT'S THAT A WAY!

>>30073338
Lyra.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xz2hsvByNno&feature=related

Why can't /co/ make fanmade flash animations?

>>30073346
isaac posted it in the last thread, we'll just have to wait till it's deleted or some shit

>>30073346


>>30073126

...

>>30073254
I do too
but any typical rpfag is going to try to overpower themselves in a ridiculous manner to avoid defeat
be prepared for a dick move
bombs,
magic,
army,
this shit will happen he thinks he's really over powered and badass.

reminds me of my friend jake
we used to rp battle back and forth for lulz

>>30073297
Grow your horn four inches today! Use this silly little secret discovered by a mom! It began. It was followed by a detailed, rambling explanation, a few pictures of a growing horn, and a link.

Rarity sighed, deleted it, then opened the next one.

Wat ur horn size?? It started.

Rarity stopped. This letter had the same e-mail address as the first one. Apparently this stallion was not very good with computers and had sent his question twice. Rarity groaned aloud, deleting it like the other, rapidly clicking the delete button several times in a frustrated fit.

The next one was a picture of a colt's horn, followed by the message, this is my horn. i show u mine plz u show me urs.

From the size of it, Rarity suspected having this picture on her computer probably wasn't even legal.

“Why is everyone so obsessed with my horn?” Rarity demanded through gritted teeth.

She deleted this letter too, then logged off the internet to delete her temporary internet files and her browsing history. Rarity didn't get magical electronics, so she wasn't sure how removing information from her computer actually worked, but by no means was she going to be sent to jail because of some stupid, horny boy in another city somewhere. At least the record would show that she tried to delete the dirty picture from her hard drive.

>>30073396
isaac is in the group.
I'll just go find it myself

what if charles barkley was a pony

>>30073411
She loaded her web page again. Then, praying not to get another question about her horn, she opened the next letter.

It said: WHERE WOULD YOU MOST LIKE TO VISIT ON YOUR PLANET? This was followed by: I WILL TAKE YOU THERE ANYWHERE OF YOUR DREAMS. WE'LL TOUCH BONE RODS.

Rarity screamed as she slammed her head on the keyboard.

“What is wrong with these ponies?” she whined, face down from her desk, throwing her hooves out towards the ground in exasperation.

She hoisted herself upright, accidentally jabbing the seven key off of her keyboard with her slender, feminine bone rod. Rarity scrambled for it as it took off to the sky. She tried desperately to slip a hoof underneath it before it fell, but swatted it in a second of poor hoof-eye coordination. Helpless, she watched it fall into the grimy space behind her desk.

Eh

>>30073387
I actually did make my own Flash animation. A really long time ago. It's awful, but for some reason I still look back upon it fondly.

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/61281

>>30073297

Holy shit, Rarirty is a Dracula!

Jessy.

Work on your lines.

>>30073411
Klondike did you ever send that picture you made of these two to that tumblr?

>>30073387
WHOA THAT WAS AWESOME WHEN THE GUMMY POPED OUT!

whoah

>>30073417
okay...

HEY I HAVE AN IDEA FOR A NEW SHOW. IT'S CALLED MY LITTLE HORSIES AND IT STARS:

TWILIGHT VAMPIRE SPARKLE
PINKIE PENIS
RAINBOW LESBIAN
YELLOWASPERGERS
THAT BITCH WITH THE BLUE HAIR
APPLEJACK CEREAL
AND TOKEN GUY DRAGON

AND THEY DO NOTHING BUT HAVE SEX AND WISH THEY WERE BOYS ALL DAY LONG.

I HAVE SUCCESSFULLY STOLEN THE BRONY AUDIENCE.

>>30073387
I actually liked that. It was cute

>>30073454
What the fuck am I watching.

doh

>>30073232
>flesh
god fuck, The Flesh copied people to the most minute detail

there's every possibility that a Flesh Avatar Doctor could be able to regenerate

>>30073411
> logged off the internet

I laughed.

>>30073474
Nope. Forgot. Sorry.

>>30073482
sorry 'bout that, i hadn't read that far down yet.

you can take it after this if you want.

wee

>>30073489
Me too I watched it like a hundred times cause it made me feel nice and fuzzy inside.

>>30073484

Holy shit why you so mad bro?

Wait, what? Since when are Rainbow Dash, Flutter Shy, Pinkie Pie, Rarity, Apple Jack, and Twilight Sparkle not the main characters any more? I thought they would somehow over come Discords curse like they have done everything else. And I haven't watched the new episodes, so all I know is that their personalities are reversed.

No smart Belle

>>30073525
Nah, I'm just kidding. doesnt matter, really

>>30073503
It's sad that I actually had to spell it out for you guys. I mentioned it in both of my posts before that but didn't use the spoiler for emphasis.

>>30073387
wow that's awesome, so awesome in fact I'll disregard him crediting reddit for the trollestia concept.

>>30073484

>YellowAspergers

okay I lol'd

dang

>>30070559
>>30070559
>>30070559
>>30070559
>>30070559
>>30070559

Hey.

There was a pretty good thread over here.

No marker.

No general.

None of you horsefuckers.

>>30073387
We're too busy sticking our penises in underaged horses.

>>30073163

>>30073595
Look at the bright-side, Reddit is 4chan's new scapegoat.

Bad Rarity

>>30073507
It's fun. The other aspect of the fic is that Rarity has no idea what the fuck she is doing.

please take this to the general >>30070559 and stop spamming the board with multiple pony threads

we're not angry, sometimes people make mistakes, I helpfully informed a mod that this extra thread needs to go.

>>30073675

This is the general that one must go.

>>30073604
How does scalding hot water applied for a couple of seconds kill someone outright?

>>30073329

Before Twilight, they were probably just acquaintances. After all, Pinkie said she knew all the ponies in Ponyville, and Applejack knew about Pinkie Sense. She probably also knew many of the ponies from selling apples. Fluttershy and RD knew each other since they were fillies. Twilight was probably the catalyst that brought them together to be friends. Without her, they most likely wouldn't be any more than acquaintances.

tl;dr Without Twilight they would have just been acquaintances.

>>30073675
Blow it out your ass.

>>30073675
This one has the marker.

>>30073717
Fluttershy and Rarity probably knew each other pretty well before Twilight showed up.

>>30073450
So anyway, the point is that she goes on like this, constantly trying to one up Pinkie's blog which is infinitely more liked, way better than hers, and is far more organic.

It goes on, escalating in bullshit levels until Sweetiebelle gets involved, as in the actual tumblr. Then we have new bullshit to deal with, as Sweetiebelle has a big mouth and still lives with Rarity's parents.

>>30073329
Well, they all obviously KNEW each other. Twilight brought them closer together. For example, Griffon Brush off functions well as Pinkie and Dash's first real introductions. Before, they really didn't know each other well.

why is applebloom so goddamn bright?

>>30073712
Why didn't he just get out of the shower when it got too hot?

>>30073847
He probably slipped, fell, and hit his head.

>>30073838
She isn't.

I can't draw ice.

>>30073879

Perfect man, thank you again and the ice looks cool!

>>30073877
color-wise

wat
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_YYclpE16-c

>>30073930
Its about time someone posted this

>>30073948
Its never time to post that. Ever. Its terrible.

I wonder if we witness War in MLP universe. Hell Discord might create an army of Mishmash abominations that turns everything they touch into a mishmash abominations. Causing the whole world to become one Warped abomination of a place. Or Some war lord that gains happiness from the misery of others, like Dr. Robotnik of AoSTH.

>>30073879
Mind if I color this?

>>30073360
I think the blog is stupid, but I feel like the fic has potential as kind of a parody. I just like the idea of writing about the mentality that would cause Rarity to do something so embrassingly stupid.

Is nobody else interested in this? Guys, do I have to write about Rarity having sex with something? Doesn't /co/ like anything else?

>>30073988
No, if you're GOING to write a fic, write this one. It sounds hysterical.

I want to get to the part where Rarity's eye bleeds for vengeance.

>>30073973
He creates Prions Ponies?

>>30073988

At this point? I dont think so but you should write wat you want.

>>30073983
I'd be honored. Go right ahead!

Also, I was wondering if anyone here could help me come up with a name for my OC. I posted the colored version of her in the last thread, so here's another picture of her. Any ideas?

>>30073948
about time? its been bouncing around /b/ all night...along with
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gufXf67qBcc
whats wrong with /co/ tonight

>>30074088

This is not very creative but you should name her Jessy.

>>30073930

>>30074088
Canvas Color.

>>30074088
Mottled Molly?

Does anyone know the video it's one of those ones where they replay sounds from the show to make a tune. It's called like, fluttershy relax or something. I don't know what the song it plays is either, it's pretty new I think

>>30074130
Rainbow dash is in that video, too.
I laughed when lion-o turned into poptart cat. am I a bad person?

>>30074206
Avast Fluttershys Ass

Discord will never appear again.
and neither will Luna

>>30074235
no it's not that, it uses the woo hoo thing a lot
It's driving me insane

>>30074130

This is so much worse than I imagined it being when everyone was describing it. That was painful.

I'm going to post cute pictures to try and distract myself from how awful that was and I urge everyone to do the same.

Hey y'all!

I had a wall map of Equestria before Apple Bloom and her friends ruined it. Ponyville and Stalliongrad are 1040 miles apart and on the map they're two and an eighth hands apart.

Ponyville and Manehattan are 333 miles apart. How many hands would be?

>>30074271
Neither will Gilda, Trixie, Stephen magnet, and you

>>30074134
>>30074147
>>30074194
Thanks for the suggestions, but none of them really sound right to me.

>>30074293
>Roleplayer: Hey guys, make my homework
>Roogna: alright applejack!

>>30074293
This is basic algebra. Seriously. 0.68 hands.

>>30074293
ALL THE HANDS.

>>30074293
applejack why do you need a map of equestria
you are a pony applejack
go kick the trees you silly pony
maps are for unicorns

>>30074341

I cant names sorry mandude.

>>30074341
Name her jesusa

>>30074293
Lets see, 8 x w carry the 4
APPLES!

>>30074308
luna will be back guys
your just going to have to play where's waldo with her, just like derpy

>>30074308
Well, the first two will.
the first ONE will for SURE

where is the fucking episode??

>>30074413
Perfect.

>>30074366

>>30074293

Stop trying to get us to solve your fancy mathematics for you Applejack. It's not our fault you were too busy making crystal meth when you were in high school to do your damn homework.

>>30073875
>>30073847
>>30073712

God you guys are thick. Rarity killed him. She didnt expect Sweetie Belle to show up, so she paniced and made Sweetie think she did it.

>>30074453

I have to said i like the color, she looks like an apple family pony.

>>30074456
Now I feel stupid for playing into this.

You will never stick your rock hard stallion cock into on of Pinkie Pie's marshmallow fat folds

this thread has more cancer than a hospital outside of hiroshima

>>30073647
why are Rarity and Applejack in a spaceship?

>>30074473
It was moonsh-

Er...

Shuttup! I had a farm to run and a da- er, sister to raise!

>>30074515
thank god. they almost forced me at gun point

>>30074271
Once again, depending on Hasbro, he'll return for season 3 for at least an episode before he's sent to the realm of distortion and chaos a TRUE PONY HELL

At least that's what Jayson Thiessen said: http://www.mlponies.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=179&p=71982#p71982

>>30074600

You can't bullshit me Applejack. I live in Tennessee, I know how shit works down here. Besides, I talked to your pharmacist, and I know for a fact that no moonshine recipe uses Sudafed or cough syrup.

>>30074357
What? Applejack needs help with her homework again?
I KNOW WHAT SHES UP TOO
SHE MADE ME SOLVE THE SAME THING TWICE, THEREFORE SHES JUST TRYING TO WASTE MY TIME!

>>30073180

>>30074657

/r/ing a pic of Applejack cooking meth

>>30074657
You realize that I grow corn on this farm, right?

>>30074600
Applejack YOU have mail

>>30073584
Yeah, well, sorry, I didn't like those episodes so I don't really think about them much.

>>30074744

Granny makes the 'shine, you make the meth.

Keep trying to cover your tracks. It's almost a game for me at this point.

What do you think this would be like for the season 2 eps.?

>>30074737
Now im imagining Breaking Bad starring Snips and Snails.

>>30073461
But I'm too lazy

>>30074691
Don't leave me out to dry like a field of freshly cut hay. Ms. Cheerilee will kill me if I fail this test.

>>30074765
Is it the crop forecast? Tell me it's the crop forecast.

>>30074793
woah woah woah, Applejack is now mexican?

>>30073205
That's what caused the disconnection in the first place, the separation of the royal sisters.

>>30074744
AJ, why in the name of Celestia are you asking these silly humans for help on your "fancy mathematics"? You know that I would gladly help you if you just came to the Library and asked me for help.

>Role Playing
Wow. I'm taking a break until this all disappears.
Little do I know that it will never go away...

>>30074832
No. Puerto Rican. You can tell by the accent.

>>30074453
how about Cal? short for Cal Voil, who grew up on the war-torn borders of stalliongrad coloring and shaping any form of mish mash into a awe-inspiring art piece.

>>30074832

no shes not Mexican

shes Puerto Rican, you racist.

ms.Applesjack here is your letter

Jessy

>>30074854
How do you know we're humans

the fuck is this roleplaying shit?

Somebody requested this last thread.
Scrub drawfag delivers.

>>30074894
Im dont feel too human right now. I feel liek a robot.

>>30074901
dunno. Almost as bad as the spam.

>>30074879
Both are the same "race"

>>30074798
They'd reprint the first one with shoddy Discord clipart pasted in.

>"KIDS ARE STUPID. SHIP IT."

>>30074884
Who sent that?

>>30074919

>>30074854
Uhm twi why are you on 4chan?

>>30074919
Dayum, who knew Spitfire was so racist

>>30074827
>>30074854
>ponies on /co/
um, guys? can we not submit ourselves to this assjackery?

>>30074854

obviously wants to fuck Applejack

>>30074901
Faggots from Ponychan?
I don't know.

>>30074827

Wait, what? You're not in school anymore.

Did you get drunk and lose a bet to Dash or something? I would've thought her bets would be more on the, uh... well I certainly didn't think they'd involve going back to school or whatever the fuck you've gotten yourself into.

You should stay at home, listen to CCR, and cry yourself to sleep when you're drunk like the rest of us responsible adults.

>>30074855
>Little do I know that it will never go away...
little do we all know that YOUR MOM will never go away

>>30074957
faceless and his crew problaby

>>30074894
Well, you know about us thanks to this... freaky thing you call "Internet". Why would we not know about you humans?

>>30074957

it seems we forgot rule number one

>>30074991
I had fun once. It was awful.

I bet a pony and his or her friends all sticking a piece of ginger up their ass to see who can hold it the longest, with the pony who gives up first facing some kind of punishment or the pony lasting longest winning a prize, is a common party game when they get really fucking drunk.

>>30074854

I'd let Twilight help me with math all night long.

Seriously, Linear Algebra is fucking shit. At least I could have fun blowing her mind when I tell her about relativity and quantum mechanics

>>30073340
I know what you mean, man.

>>30074989
well, in first place how the hell are you typing? you don't have fingers

>>30075002

>>30074854
I'm embarrassed, Twilight. You know I ain't no good at these fancy maths. I had to go to these creatures of lesser intellect fer the sake of mah pride.

>>30074904
AWESOME!
Thank you!

>>30075021
Why, Magic of course!

>>30074854
>Twilight Sparkle

Tits or GTFO.

You too Fluttershy.

>>30075054

>pony tits

no.. no thanks.

>>30074854
Oh gosh its twilight
guys how is my hair

>>30074989

I don't think I can talk about ponies confidently anymore. I suddenly feel very paranoid.

>>30075042

>>30075050
THATS THERE EXPLANATION FOR EVERYTHING

>>30074904
Wow, great work.

Also, don't call yourself a scrub drawfag. I say this not because I care about you because I dont, I say this because ive dealt with so many self depreciating drawfags and I can't stand it any more.

>>30075050
Magic is bullshit, another question how the hell you got a computer twilight?

>>30075021
My Element of Harmony is MAGIC. You tell me, genius.

>>30075054
What did I just walk into?

Also, does anyone have the clip of Q returning with the Mariachi band on Star Trek?

I need to do things...

>>30075115
How do you even have a computer

>>30075042
Oh jesus why.

>>30075115
wait the element of harmony? you mean that time when you consumed a shiton of meth? you gotta be kidding me

>>30075142
Wasn't me man@

>>30075115
Your element is faith in others and yourself. Don't Just Believe in yourself, but aslo believe in others who believe in you.

>>30075136
You must not be getting the point of this whole "magic" thing, are ya?

How did this thread go so wrong...
>>30075119
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBTRp80Q64U

>>30075042
I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

>>30075148

Could be worse, you could end up a social worker. Then you'd be dealing with people like the average Ponychan user every day of your life.

Doesn't that sound fulfilling?

>>30075162
you stole it right?

So uh, what's going on everybody?

>>30075029
That's quite all right, AJ. Eh... I guess if you'd rather ask these... creatures for help, then go ahead, I won't stop you. Just remember that I'll be in the Library in case you need something... and in case these humans begin to make you feel uncomfortable.

I'll be leaving the 'Internet', now. Goodbye.

>>30075098
I meant as in new. I just started today.

Regardless, non-self deprecating drawfag taking requests!

>>30075148

>implying teaching isn't one of the most rewarding career paths.

Children are the future. Without teachers, you'd have dodos on scooters all over the place.

So if any of you read that Caralight story from a week back, I'll be continuing it this week. I figure the next chapter should be out Thursday and continue daily over the weekend.

>>30075211
Magic my good sir. Fuck I f I know./

>>30075054
Hey, female.
Eyes up here:
>>30075115

Post 'em or get o-
>>30075213


Oh hey, it worked!

>>30075223
I thought it was done last week?
YOU HAVE AN ADDICTION SQUEAK

This thread is fucking horrible.
Role playing and porn and shit.
Have a random picture so we can leave this shitty thread behind.

>>30075223

Oh shit nigga my body is ready for this!

>>30075119
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M405eU4niYw
I really want him to come back this way.

>>30075026

>>30075026
OH GOD IT'S THE GUY FROM THE 20 PESOS BILL

>>30075042
WE MUST FOR THE CELESTIAL BROTHERS AND SISTERS OF EQUESTRIA AND QUELL THESE HERETICS!!!

>>30075215
OH!
How about

Mr. Breezy teaching Rainbow Dash how to box

He reminds me of a boxer for some reason

>>30075162
You cant just MAGIC a computer. Equestria doesnt have anything more advance then steam engines. Even if you could just create a computer out of nothing, you still need electricity, land lines, a whole freaking infrastructure to maintain

WHY

>>30075218
>Dodos on scooters
WAIT A MINUTE

>>30075223
I find myself inexplicably interested in this. Link?

http://images.4channel.org/f/src/1311653974.nega2004_mlp5publish.swf

enjoy

>>30074959

Answer my fucking question. Why are you back in school suddenly? Did you lose a bet, or is someone trying to teach you a lesson, seriously what the shit.

>>30075270
Benito Juarez, Mussolini was named after him, he was like the mexican Lincoln

>>30075243

It was SUPPOSED to be done last week. But when I uploaded it to Fimfiction I got a boatload of requests to keep it going, and got a few more from /co/lts. Plus there seems to be a sudden influx of fanart for this paring. So....what the heck, it was pretty fun to write, so! Full speed ahead.

>>30075218

I agree, teachers should be paid a ton of money and revered.

but its a shit job with shit pay and its full of shit.

>>30075054
>tits
god fuck you

>>30075042
I am going to sign the SHIT out of this petition.

>>30075270

Hahahahahah he totally is!

His name is Benito Juarez btw-

>>30075240
>Implying I actually left and that I'm not just lurking now.

>>30074453

Hey guys, I've got a challenge for all of you. Next thread, no one use a tripcode or name. Just to see what that does. Also, try and have relevant show discussion. I'm curious as to see whether or not you guys can do it.

>>30075179
>>30075259
Thanks guys.
I'd love for him to come back in any way. But it doesn't look like that will be a possibility... Or at least within this season.

>>30075319

you faggot.

its just a cartoon, calm down.

>>30075307
>>30075320
I know guys

I'm mexican

>>30074904

Haven't been paying attention much cause of the rping and fetish but thanks Drawfriend!

I was the one who mentioned adding the "The" reference.

So, now that Twilight's gone, who'll help me with this math problem in exchange for some non-sexual hugging, if you know what I mean?

>>30075240
Also, this:
>>30075317

>>30075287
>>30075287

Here you go:


Caralight

CH 1:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1WlDlFUn5QAZBjPfSj-pf8HgVlnhez86xXL_Y80QyMrw/edit?hl=en_US

CH2:

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1PVEd54hbjtdyo5WuTcCRfeGrnlLY8O1KdHK74XTe4AI/edit?hl=en_US

CH3:

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1BsMdKkBNH76_5uXbl6KmM69zCeWq7zlnPvxct2V8gFE/edit?hl=en_US

CH4:

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1WxwCTS6q9HTHn8feIWtW7b4RxGSylhnDwKM9CnRFeuE/edit?hl=en_US


FimFiction Link:
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/780/Caramel%5C%27s-L

>>30075277
Alright, I'll get on that.
Expect it some time tomorrow. Apparently it started being midnight when I wasn't paying attention.

>>30075346
It may be just a cartoon, but it's also a chance to do some pretty effortless, consequence-free trolling.

And FUCK Obama. That asshole promised me solar panels and free health care!

>>30075329
I'm asking again why are you in 4chan? I mean there are plenty of other websites, why here?

>>30075337
REFERRED LIKE A BITCH

>>30075215

I got one, but it might be a little too complex for you. Pinkie as Pink from The Wall, in one of the hotel room scenes. Personal preference would be the Comfortable Numb scene, with her slumped over in the chair and the rest of the cast crowded around her, but I'll leave it to your discretion if you're interested.

And if you haven't seen The Wall, then shame on you.

>>30075366
Que asco, de seguro eres chilango, solo los chilangos son tan putos para ser namefags

>>30075371
AJ! Wha... what are you...? Why?

>>30075288
whyboner

>>30075384
Ha, okay then

>>30075366
We all are. Deep down inside.

>>30075377

Good, this is the only good fic i have read in months, good writefags die a long time ago.

>>30075371
You mean...I can finally live my lifelong dream of Riding a horse while wearing a Vacero outfit, riding through the desert towards the sunset to find new adventures?

>>30075317
>Fluttshy too much of a pansy to not put her hooves over her tits
OF COURSE

>>30075340
Next season, more likely.

>>30075103
>>30075103
Wow. Way to read the DSM-IV there, buddy. Technically, everyone who qualifies for an Asperger diagnosis qualifies for HFA too. But it goes much farther beyond "slightly lower social functionality."

Inability to generalize social hierarchies leads to entry-level jobs throughout life, if the person can even work at all; engineering and science jobs are the highest paid positions usually possible.

Obliviousness to socially appropriate norms can lead to depression, suicide, sexual frustration and predation, child abuse, animal abuse, and other criminal and immoral acts.

Motor skill deficiencies and sensory issues can combine with the above to make a person totally unable to work.

Twilight's lucky she only has a "mild" case, and a sugar-mama that gives her a library to live in.

>>30075413
Twilight what are you doing here!? I thought you left!

hey i found that vid

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpzvGxMzPQg&feature=channel_video_title

>want to to go to sugar cube-
>NO

>>30075413
>implying you don't do that every time twilight sparkle

>>30075429
>Squeak
>Good writefag

d'ohoho

>>30075371
Did someone say non-sexual hug?!

>>30075408
Chill bro. S just a website.

>>30075408

>chilango
>No guacho

Homofag.

>>30075429
Im still right here dog.

>>30075408

>>30075317
I still don't believe you're really a girl. Fuck Big Mac and post pics.

>>30075475

Hug me non-sexually Anon, cmon, don't be shy~

>>30075386
>consequence-free trolling

When the troops start rolling into South Africa, I want to see your face.

>>30075474

Umad cuz u suck bro?

read sweet apple massacre....
She get's raped

Luna just loves Mexican food

>>30073137 So, if Sweetie belle is the smart one now, who is the idiot?
Probably Rainbow Dash or Applejack, in accordance with the cartoon cliché that athletes have to be dumb.

Although really, probably Rainbow Dash. I'M GOING TO KICK THIS DRAGON IN THE FACE

>>30075521
>CL's futashy.jpg

>>30075429

Thanks, yeah a lot of the old /co/ writefags kind of faded out. I'm pretty hard to get rid of though. Darn it all if I'm not stubborn.

>>30075337
I solemnly swear to maintain the facade of anonymity...for one thread.

I'm nothing if not fond of a good game~

I am currently looking for a boyfriend free pony to offer love and companionship.
I am a fit lonesome autistic virgin with rage.
Will you be my heartsweet?

>>30075223
MOTHERFUCKING GLORIOUS.

>>30075479
Pero Monterrey, tu eres regio, que no se supone que ustedes son bien machos, que haces aqui viendo ponis?

>>30075534
>You will never hug Daftykins non-sexually

>>30075457
>Reading the IV
>Not the IV-TR
>Or the V rough draft
BAHAHAHAHAHA
Well, yeah, assuming that the child gets no social therapy and lives in some town filled with a bunch of Darwinian apes, I suppose a single symptom in enough severity could mean social rejection for the child. That's a pretty heavy assumption, though.

>>30075479
That said, yeah. It does look like Juarez.

>>30075337
I can take my name off, sure. Can't really do much to make people do that other thing, though.

>>30075543
>Burritos
>No tacos de canasta de don pepe

Werco... estoy decepcionado.

Will someone help me out? I have been looking for a picture of pinkie pie riding rainbow dash. It's not on rule34.

>>30075548

Yup, i wonder where they go.

>>30075534
Sure, let me just get my, uh.....hugging pants

>>30075337

I can't get it off, IT'S MERGED WITH MY SKIIIIIN. WE HAVE BECOME OOOOONE.

>>30075594

>Tacos de canasta
>En 2011

Plebeyo.

>>30075301

ANSWER. THE QUESTION. YOU REDNECK. BITCH.

>>30075594
>Tacos de Canasta
>No tacos de asada
Repugnante

>>30075595
I could get you a picture of me riding Twilight if you help me with that map question I had earlier...

>>30075460
See:
>>30075329
I like to "lurk" this place because it gives me a chance to analyze these humans and to get a better understanding of how they behave. But you... this is just...

I think I'll be REALLY leaving this place for the night. Have fun, Applejack.

>>30075606
I've been posting anonymously, because I see no reason to call attention to myself if I have no new content to produce.

>>30075606

To the land of lost writefags. Where all the old writers go to retire.

That or Portland.

>>30075595

This one?

>>30075665

This should be screencapped and posted in every MLPG

>>30075645
MI JEFE. TACOS DE CARNES ASADA SON LOS MAS CHINGON.

>>30075638
I'm working on a degree in agricultural science. Stop shouting!

>>30075660

>it gives me a chance to analyze these humans

oh dear god. I knew this was going to happen. First they were staring at me from the drawing, now they're analyzing my posts.

I'm scared /co/.

>>30075665

Oh i know you are usually here lurking but im talking about other writefags.

>>30075675
So who has actually left?

>>30075627
Ponte tu nombre de nuevo, Rarity.

>>30075645
Ehh...

Olvidalo, ahi si me mataste.

Tacos de Arrachera con salsa > Todo

>>30075675
I've been to Portland, awful place. No piergoies.

>>30075687
No, this should.

>>30075595
This it?

>>30075708

Por favor no soy ni la mitad de refinado que ella y se que son basura!

>>30075568

>You will brutally rape Roogna in a dark alley while he pleads for mercy on his asshole that is starting to bleed

I need to stop going to /x/.

>>30075645
>>30075708
>>30075691

Qué esta pasando aqui?

>>30075457 Obliviousness to socially appropriate norms can lead to depression, suicide, sexual frustration and predation, child abuse, animal abuse, and other criminal and immoral acts.
Studies have shown that Aspergites are less likely to commit crimes.

Also, "oblivious" is a hurtful word. Does anyone else think it's ironic that people talk about Aspergites being blunt and no social skills etc., while using the most prickly, condescending language possible?

>>30075701
But you're just so neat!
I can't help but watch you silly creatures.

Hey, does anyone have that picture of Twist laughing and her glasses having that lens flare on them? I need it for something.

>>30075570
Aspergers is only as crippling as the person who has it lets it be.

>>30075746
What right wing hate site are you getting this shit from now?

>>30075745
Hablando de la comida mas chingon que a salido de Mexico.

>>30075745
Hablamos de tacos

>>30075745
Discusion de tacos

>>30075756

Only faceless have that pic, is a little disturbing.

>>30075738
/x/?

>>30075709
Good football, thought.
Real football. Not ball-that-is-a-foot-long ball.

>>30075703

Way back in January we had tons, I can't remember many names. I think Brewer was one of them, Pacce used to write a bit but doesn't anymore, Promotory, and a couple other guys/gals

>>30075748
Hey, Miss imposter. You spelled your fake name wrong!

>>30075660
Twilight... I...

Oh god. I can't go back to Ponyville ever again.

...Maybe I could move in with Lyra. I hear she likes you guys and your shenanigans.

>>30075738
>rape

>>30075694
I didn't know you need a dregge to make meth, good for you AJ

>>30075809
Give her a few days, I'm sure she'll understand. If she doesn't, you can always tie Fluttershy up and take pictures of it.

>>30075797
Jesus cough cough

>>30075797

Do you write lesbians?

>>30075731
Pues, siendo sincero, tiene un chingo que no como tacos de canasta.

>>30075745
Hablamos de tacos, te gustaria unirte?

Pssst, I colored a Gilda

>>30075779
>>30075774
>>30075780
>MenteDeTaco

Ooooooooooh, le puedo entrar? A mi me gustan los tacos al pastor.

>>30075727
Thanks that's the one :DDDDDDD

>>30075809

NO. J- NO. IT'S BAD ENOUGH HAVING YOU TWO HERE.

JUST LEAVE ME ALONE, I JUST WANT TO TALK ABOUT COLORFUL PONIES IN PEACE.

FUCK.

>>30075675
Fuck, I wish I could go to Portland.

>>30075830
I'm gonna buck your shit if you keep that up.

>>30075782
This is where you are wrong. I save everything I find value in. For just these occasions!

>>30075853
yeeeeesss

>>30075854
>Tacos al pastor
No puto, aqui hablamos de asada o de nada

>>30075868
No, let's not go there. It is a silly place.

>>30075691
>mi_negro.jpg

>>30075842
You don't write, you shit prose out of your fingertips.

>>30075875
YES! Thanks dude!

this whole thread...seriously...

>>30075872
why are you so mad? I just bought you some meth last week, oh and by the way it has a very shitty quality

>>30075889
Jodanse todos, pues. ;_;

>>30075713
>mfw I realized what the fuck he was talking about

>>30075895
The best damn prose on the planet.

>>30075902
I agree, I think I wanna go back to >>>/b/

>>30075845

No, I've written a few stories, and only one was shipping, and that one was hetero. Nothing against that kind of shipping of course.

>>30074832
It would be cool if Applejack had a Hispanic cousin though named Jumping Bean who grew jellybeans.

>>30075925

Ok. Also if you take requests in the future i said Mr CakexMrs Cake.

http://images.4channel.org/f/src/SO%20MANY%20FU%40KIN%20WONDERS.swf

>Jamas conoceras a una chava norteña que sea como applejack.

>>30075902
Well, there's nothing to talk about in this thread, and we're on autosage.

>>30075924
Please do. We don't do the whole Facebook, hugboxing crap here anyway.

>get back from work
>my whole familly yells at me for no reason
>gf planing in the most obvious reason to cheat on me
>pone people talking in spanish
>mfw


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhfaoQfd4ME&feature=related

New thread.
>>30075939
>>30075939
>>30075939
>>30075939
>>30075939
>>30075939

>>30075746
It's ironic that I have it, and I'm the one who used the word oblivious. And while statistically that's true, lack of empathy and knowledge of the laws' consequences are the push and pull that keep us from doing the dark things we would like to try once.

>>30075770
>advocating rights and compassion for minority groups and the disabled
>right wing
At this point I'm just trolling myself by continuing to respond to this line. But now that you've brought it up...

>"married couple" "child has asperger's"
>About 1,220 results

>"single parent" "child has asperger's"
>About 18,700 results

I'm only posting stats, I'm not telling you what conclusion to draw from them. Any conclusion you reach is your own.