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>>30067415 Have you not been watching the show?
Pick one. Become her friend. Learn a bit about how unstable she is. If she's acceptably stable, let her know that you think you'd like to try to become more than friends.
(The key is the "you think you'd like to try to become" - there's a series of encoded emotions in that statement that unpack, like a compressed file, into a promise that if she doesn't screw this up, your lifelong commitment will belong to her.)
Then go on dates. Don't fuck, not yet. Make them the kind of dates you'd like to enjoy if you were married, yet more memorable and magical.
If you find yourself in an argument, stop talking and say, "I'm sorry." You'll can figure out why you're sorry later, but for now, you're sorry. If you're not, it's over.
After a couple of years, after meeting her family and deciding they're acceptably stable too, get married, have several children, and bring them up right. |