Rarity is indeed a pony

>>30058493
>implying MLP isn't Seinfeld with miniature horses

Wait for it...

oh look a pony thread. better report it.

So a Gen 4 and Gen 1 crossover in the vein of TMNT Forever. Terrible idea?

>>30059075
TMNT forever was a crossover?

>>30059017
>>30059017
Lauren Faust thread!

>>30058493
I always assumed MLP is LOST with horses.

>>30059058
Maybe you can do your bit and report the guy, you know, spamming multiple images in the threads and causing this whole thing in the first place?
You know, the one who's actually doing soemthing wrong?

>>30059128
Dun dun.

>>30059128
Nah, MLP is True Blood but with ponies instead of vampires.

>mfw there are 3 generals on the front page

>>30059144
Immpossible, the program he's using creates multiple ips, all of which is different than the last. The only possible solution is to create a virus that'll corrupt the program to the point it's no longer fuctional.

>>30059104
That's always what I heard it referenced as. The 80's TMNT Universe crossed over with the 2003 universe. Throughout the entire special the 2003 turtles were ragging on the 80's turtles for their silliness and obnoxious catchphrases, I could see something similar with the gen 4 ponies encountering their gen 1 counterparts (or as close to counterparts as it gets.)

>>30059231
>mfw there are 3 generals on the front page

>>30059157

No MLP is Golden Girls with horses

hey kramer you missed this thread

>>30059231
>mfw the mod is either going to ban the spammer until he returns tomorrow or ban you horses for the abundance of generals

>SO MANY GENERALS

oh boy, and soem of the anons beign spammed havn;t deleted their threads, as was game plan

You know, I'm suprised the mods havn't yet done anything about the spammer, i do wonder whats keeping them

>>30059157
I always thought it was more of Fringe with ponies

>>30059263
I really hope that face was an accident on the part of the animator.

>>30059244
How the hell did he get past the captcha though? I though that was supposed to prevent spamming.

>>30059244
>Create a virus

Can we please do this? Preferably so it destroys his computer too?

Ponies everywhere
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGNEFaDbR20

>>30059325
The last time MLP threads were banned, it tripled the number of pony threads on /co/ almost instantly. And it stayed that way until the mod pussied out and undid the ban (with a bunch of "new rules" that were never enforced.)

If the mod bans MLP, he's an idiot (or a closet brony.)

>>30059338
It's a blink tween, I'm pretty sure.

>>30059358
This is not how viruses work.

You'd have to send the data over to him by making him acc- you know what

you're stupid.

>>30059358
>>30059244
Oh for the love of-
m00t has to ban the whole ip range the spammer is using.
That's what e did with the guys on /a/ and I haven't seen any spam since.

>>30059358
>my dad is a pony h4xor. pony talk is srs shit spamzor.
oh you guys

>>30059351
Script kiddies use scripts.

What does that mean?

I don't even know.

>>30059442
Roasted Bread, don't you have the Gay Empire to fight or whatever autistic shit you dream up?

HERE IS MY STORY REQUESTED ABOUT SOARIN
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1U5_URvKUBwaH3fe84xWYu0oB3ruB7bX0BneAL8gVYZM/edit?hl=en_US

I haven't studied CS or know any code and I still know how the guys is doing it and how to stop him.
Goddamn next you'll tell me you don't know how to use proxies.

This show is complete crap. I thought it was all about friendship. But all I see are people having mental breakdowns and evil gods of chaos mindraping everyone.

>>30059351
It pre-loads a bunch of craptcha challenges, has you solve them all, then starts spamming with them.

>>30059516
Yes.
Isn't it great?

>>30059516
Twilight mindraped more than Discord did.

Jesus christ.
I was trying to find a thread and I saw SO MANY FUCKING PONY GENERALS in all 15 pages. Like, there was one every other page, AT LEAST.

Then it hit me.

The spammer IS a ponyfag.

>Spam pony threads
>Pony fans increase amount of threads
>Compalin to mods LOOK WE WERE THE VICTIMS GIVE US OUR OWN BOARD SO WE CAN GIGGLE OVER PONIES AND POST PORN ALL DAY

It's the PERFECT GODDAMN CRIME
and you horrible fucks almost got away with it!

>>30059500

isn't this a lie, wasn't trixie's longer than twilight's or some shit?

>>30059485
Nothing on the front page is harming the straight race. I'm just hanging with you horse chums.

>>30059576

That's a stupid theory

>>30059576
That could go both ways, though. It might just be someone who hates ponies making the threads and then spamming them in an attempt to get the mods pissed at pony threads.

>>30059604
Stupid like a pony, Lisa!

>>30059576
I hate you so much.
The guy is trolling everyone by spamming pony threads, knowing we will spam threads. This way MLP general guys get mad, /co/ gets mad and if the worst comes to worse we get an asshole mod enforcing a global ban on MLP.

That's what's happening.

>>30059633
If we have to suffer, so do you.

>>30059633
>global ban on MLP

Wow. I wonder how many hours it will last THIS time before everything returns to normal.

>>30059576
>Wanting a pony board

Oh jesus fuck no.
Why would I want a shitty all-pony board when I can stay here and have a shitty comics/cartoon board that has a pony thread?

>>30059576
>he must secretly love it!
Dumb theory, and oldest cliché.

I WOULD LIKE TO MENTION ONCE AGAIN THAT FURFAGS FROM /b/ ARE BETTER SPORTS ABOUT THIS KIND OF SPAMMING THAN YOU, PONIES.

WHAT DOES THAT SAY ABOUT YOU? NOTHING FUCKING GOOD. A SPAMMER NEVER STOPPED A FURRY FROM BUMPING HIS THREAD WITH BUNNY MCYIFFS GETTING TENTACLE RAPED, WHY SHOULD IT STOP YOU FROM NOT TALKING ABOUT PONIES IN A PONY GENERAL

>>30059659
It's not a secret love.

He's an inside agent! He's the turncoat who will reveal his true colors just moments before his master plan is complete!

>>30059648
>If we have to suffer

What suffering? All you have to do is hide ONE THREAD, and boom, no ponies in sight.

>>30059686
>still goes to /b/

d'ohohoho

>2011
>Not storing your spam in pony threads.
Whats wrong with you faggots?

>>30059686
Ok, let's go ask /a/ why they whined about the accellerspammer last month when it's so easy to just ignore the spammer across the entire board!

>>30059653
/v/ hated pokemon so much they got it an entire board. /co/ hates you horses, but is too passive-agressive to get rid of you.

>>30059652
Like I said, if worst comes to worst.
It has already happened once.

>>30059686
what does it say about you is probably the better question, dickhead

>>30059686
Stop yelling deadpool, use your inside voice

>>30059711
>ACTS WORSE THAN A /b/TARD
DOHOHOHOHOOO
>>30059726
BECAUSE NOT UNLIKE YOU FAGGOTS, /a/ GOERS ARE WHINY CUNTS AND CAN'T FUCKING DEAL WITH IT.

>>30059749
>all caps

You mad, bro?

>>30059729
At least half the posters on /co/ are bronies or fans of the show. /co/ loves my little pony, deal with it

>>30059729
Thats because pokemon has /v/, /a/, /tg/ and several other areas that make it hard to assign to on board.

>>30059729
Pokemon was /a/ and /v/ related

and nobody cares about /co/ anyway

>>30059744
NO

SOMEBODY PUNCHED ME IN THE THROAT AND MY VOCAL CHORDS ARE STILL REGENEHEALING

ALSO I'M CLEARLY SPIDERMAN

>mfw
'kay guys I'm going to bed.
See you in the morning.

>>30059764
>Bronies
>Not pony fans
>On /co/

I feel so unclean, someone hold me.

>>30059749
>cant deal with pony threads and established rules
>calls us whiners

man, do come on. Im not even the one propogating creating hundreds of new threads I just wanna talk about the fucking show, whether its here or anywhere except ponychan but seriously. get a fucking grip

>>30059764
If most of them don't dare admit it, then sure, maybe.
Actually, that sounds realistic.

>>30059790
Just the chap iv been looking for, you been on soundcloud yet?

>>30059576
>disperse one MLP general so you can have chaos in all generals
>nothing can be achieved from that

Its just haters being stupid.

>>30059790
I CAN DEAL WITH THOSE RULES I NEVER SAID I COULDN'T YOU FART, JESUS YOU'RE A PRESUMPTUOUS ASSHOLE AREN'T YOU

I CAN'T DEAL WITH YOU FAGGOTS MAKING ABOUT TEN THOUSAND PONY GENERALS AT ONCE BECAUSE OF ~ONE SPAMMER~ WHO POSTS AT AN AVERAGE OF ONE WHOLE FUCKING POST PER MINUTE WITH NOTHING BUT DOT SPAM.

>>30059831
IMAGE WHERE DID YOU GO

I still remember it

>>30059730
Because you're a newfag, I'll explain this to you carefully. It happened twice.

The first time was in late feb/early march. It happened for about twelve hours or so.

Result: Pony threads were restored to their same old glory. The mod lost several of his privileges. Anti-pony spam threads were outright banned.

Ponyfag victory.

Then it happened again in August. This time it lasted for about four hours and by then all the ponyfags had figured out how to evade bans. Every time the rogue mod banned a thread, two more would pop up. Every time the mod would leave a message, the ponyfags would laugh straight in his face. He got more and more butthurt as the evening wore on, and finally other mods had to drag him away, crying and bleeding. Ponyfags all had a good laugh at his expense over on the other sites.

Result: No changes. Ponyfag victory. Many lulz were had.

We're unstoppable.

>>30059776
I care about /co/. I may fight homosexuals, feminists, and jews daily on this board, but roasted cares. It's why i'm a beloved hero.

>>30059818
yes, briefly, what happened?
>>30059831
I thought you was the spammer, apologies, i guess?

anyway, seriously, can you not just report the spammer and let things go by the established rules? moaning here wont solve much

>>30059831
>1ppm

>>30056990
>>30058259
>>30058518
>>30058886

>>30059807
I'd say we're split about 60/40 between people who like it and people who don't care/hate it

Who'fs 60 and who's 40, I don't really know or care.

>>30059831
Well, this is how it will go, regardless of what spiderman avataring anon thinks.

Until the spammer stops there wont be just 1 MLP thread. If I was you I'd calm down and do something productive with my life.

Leave us losers to discuss our childrens cartoon.

>>30059886
wait, fight homosexuals, feminists, jews? hero of /co/? may i ask who you are?

otherwise, continuing to post humanised rarity.

>>30059889
Check your messages champ

>>30059926

>>30059926
Excellent idea mon ami.

So what's the new episode about this Saturday?

>>30059953
there isn't one
next new episode is on the 15th

so do we have a art stream going up

it would be easier to comunicate with all the regular trips in one, because most of the trips know about the stream monitor.
plus it keeps us away from the spam

>>30059944
>black Rarity

>>30059953
re-run.

>>30059889
ALL I'M TRYING TO GET AT HERE IS THAT YOU, THE PONIES OF /co/, ARE LITERALLY WORSE THAN /b/-INFESTING FURRIES WHO ACTUALLY DEAL WITH SPAMMERS WHO ACTUALLY KNOW HOW TO USE THEIR SPAMMING PROGRAMS WHICH ACTUALLY POST SEVERAL TIMES PER MINUTE. THEY DON'T FLOOD /b/ WITH AS MANY FURRY THREADS AS THEY POSSIBLY CAN THEY KEEP ON GODDAMN TRUCKING

YIFF YIFF

ALSO NO I'M NOT THE SPAMMER HE'S TO BLAME AS MUCH AS ANY OF YOU FOR KICKING THE HIVE

>>30059948

>>30059953
"Tick tock, time's running out."
Lesson Zero - Twilight is in a state of panic because she can't find a lesson about friendship to report to Princess Celestia on. It isn't airing until October 15th.

>>30059886
If you actually believe that I kinda feel bad for your parents.

>>30059886
Who the fuck are you?

What is taking spammer so long?

>>30059926
iconic poster who has shaken the very fabric of /co/ @#roasted_informed

>>30059982
oh well, cry more faggot.

>>30059982
hey, im not the one makin em. I jus' wanna go to fimchan for the time being. I aint trying to prove anything.

Cant say the same for anyone else

>>30059982
we already know who's to blame, /v/ and that damn spamming software that they created.

>>30059986
What happens if she doesn't fulfill the lesson thing every week anyway? She get banished or something?

>>30059998
The spammer is disappointing me.
I fucking love Seinfeld.

>>30060003
oh, okay then, thanks for telling me.

>>30060003
*snrk*
pfff...pfffpfffpffttpfffhhhhhpfffhhahhhhhahahahahahhahhhhahahahahahahahaahahahahahahaaaaaahhhh... hoo...

Hey, guys, I found the next general! You'll never guess where it cropped up!

>>>/x/8713494

>>30060027
That show sucked.

>>30060022
That's Celestia's usual problem to thinks that minorly inconvenience her

>>30060034
oh god I laughed

>>30060022
That's a spankin'.

>>30059975
>implicating that ethnicity would affect Rarity's fabulousness in any way

>>30060022
I've been asking if someone got that cap of the fanfic in which Celestia came to Twilight's Home and LITERALLY YELLED AT HER for not spending her time socially and bring her a report to boot.

>>30060047
Oh...
Okay...

>>30060031
it's a tough job i know, but someone has to step into the shoes of a hero. Don't get envious, horsey boy.

>>30060047
A pox on you!

>>30060003

LOL

Not sure why would Roasted Bread would assume anyone cares about him but okay.

>>30060022
there's never been any suggestion of there being repercussions, so i imagine it's just twilight being neurotic as is the norm. i particularly like the fanon explanation that suggests that her not keeping faithful to her report schedule is grounds for her to be dismissed from her position and recalled to the castle to serve directly as princess celestia's aide in canterlot, though. it's a real impetus for her to be so driven outside of her incredible devotion to her queen.

>>30060064
>implying my purebred mid-atlantic high class waifu would be a disgusting negro.

I'd rather everyone else was black.
Even Spike.

well the spammer seems to have got bored. Or is just typing in more caotcha from the 150 he loses errythime a anon thread was deleted.
Ponies?

>>30060104
if everyone else was black your waifu would set records for the most raped woman alive

>>30060034
>still using the edited version of the fluttershy maid pic instead of the legit uncensored one

>>30060061
Twilight might enjoy THAT.

>>30060094
He's an attention whore, used to be an even worse one, but he seems to have calmed down a bit.

Why he's in a thread about My Little Pony is beyond me, last time I checked, he hates it.

>>30060099
Yeah, it's certainly just Twilight not wanting to disappoint Celestia. A harsher punishment than all of the stonings and banishings in the world

>>30060092
hey RB I have a little pony brother
if you catch my drift
I can set you up if you want

I miss the spammer....

>horns touching
WHY DID WE SEE TWILIGHT TOUCHING HORNS WITH RARITY
GODDAMN

Wait so is there a 2 week break for episode 3?

Spam is over folks

Let's get back to ponies, new episode details here

http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/09/episode-3-to-air-on-october-15th.html

>>30060094
people flock from all over 4chan to converse with me. i'm the warden of this board @#roasted_schooled

>>30060141
yes. small, but apparently its driving everyone mad

>>30060120

>>30060138
because they didn't have the EI logo so decided to make us as confused about our sexuality as possible

>>30060127
well, yeah. it's disappointing a parent, teacher and overarching deity figure all in one. there's so much in it that it's easy to believe. still, it never helps to have a more physical impulsion to compound the metaphorical one, you know?

>>30060166
>mfw im gay

>>30060173
I'm getting the shakes already

So the next episode is Twilight having nothing to write about? I can't imagine that being very interesting. Ponyfied madotsuki in loving memory.

>>30060173
Probably because we just got the new season and we already have to take a break from it.

Let's talk about ponies, /co/.

>>30060194
She's never seemed to risk punishment before, even though she was sure she was - while I'm she she THINKS there'll be a punishment for failure, just because she's Twilight, there probably isn't

>>30060201
So this is why you're not coming out...

>>30060206
It's about time travel, dipshit

>>30060206
Most likely she'll run around in panic trying to find something to learn about friendship from all her friends.

End with cheesy "friendship is everywhere all the time yadayada".

>>30060206
It could be very interesting, she'll try and MAKE lessons to write about. And you can't force friendship, so she'll fail. And Twilight is adorable when she failed.

>>30060206
All the Twilight-centered episodes are good

>>30060206
And then it becomes the best episode of the season.

>>30060231
Where did you get that?

>>30060219
wut
>>30060236
truth. frustrated twilight is great

One of my best friends stopped talking to me because I posted some MLP stuff on facebook profile.

I never bothered him with it or anything, he just said that he didn't want to talk to me if I liked it.

I feel like shit now.

>>30060246
Knowing the writers this will probably happen.

>>30060257

>on facebook profile.

on my profile. argh im not thinking straight.

>>30060237
So true it hurts. That's including the season pilots.

I have a vague feeling that Twilight Sparkle being the best pony may have something to do with it, but I can't be sure.

>Not Ignoring Roasted Bread

It's survives on attention like any other tripfag
Stop feeding it.
That said I'll shut up on the subject

>>30060257
Your friend was a shit head then and will either realise his mistake or wasn't worth hanging out with in the first place

>>30060257
If he stopped talking to you, because of a goddamn cartoon, then he wasn't a good friend at all.

>>30060257
I don't know where to start.

>>30060252
It's an episode about a unicorn running out of time in a magical fantasy land. Of course it's about time travel, you ignoramus.

>>30060256
Are you coming Exeter in October?

>>30060257
Wow. That's some old trollpasta right there.

Since the spammer appears to be gone, here is my new story! It's about Soarin.
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1U5_URvKUBwaH3fe84xWYu0oB3ruB7bX0BneAL8gVYZM/edit?hl=en_US

>>30060276
Well I sure hope you are right with your unsourced opinions random stranger.
I do love me some time travel.

>>30060257
why even publicize it?

my friends found out about it, even found my shipping shit. They dont give a fuck, which is actually a colossal relief

Using this video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uw1CEObbhyw

Here's the order of who got their cutie marks:

1st - Rainbow Dash
2nd - Fluttershy
3rd - Twilight Sparkle
4th - Pinkie Pie
5th - Rarity
6th - Applejack

Keep in mind I'm keepig in mind the jumpcuts and timeskips.

So do you think this episode will be the one with the Twilight Solo song?
>Running out of time, in song

>>30060246
What if Twilight Sparkle was a hedgehog?

>>30060257
>4chan
>friends

>>30060296
fuck yes pony time travel

>>30060312
I'd kill myself.

How many episodes are there going to be this season any ways?

26 again?

>>30060292
probably not. Im fucking busy as balls, as well as poor as shit.

im up to my neck in balls and shit right now. is it just you and terse?

>>30060312
She'd be twilight spinekle?

>>30060332
CraigxAJ, i spose

>>30060257
>Stopped talking to you
>Because you like a television show

What an asshole.

is duplex still lurking around here

i just had an idea stupid enough it might work

>>30060257

If you never mentioned it to him and he still flips out over it, he wasn't much of a friend anyway

>>30060257
my black friend approached me with a brony shirt. not only did i run away, but i haven't spoken to him since.

>>30060312
Then she'd gotta go fast.

>>30060312
Rnbow Dush is hedgehog. She needs to go fast

>>30060302

I enjoyed some of the youtube videos and fanart. So I shared them.

Everyone else I know does stuff like this.

>>30060326
>up to my neck in balls and shit
What an unpleasant scenario.

>>30060326
So far yes, could do with more people, its most likely just for the day maybe one 1 night if brave 2.

>>30060366
>>30060372
fastmind

>>30060375
its not so bad once you get used to it, and you will have to get used to it if you live in the west country
>>30060373
fair enough. I suppose he's a shitty friend, or he's hiding something. closeted?

>>30060373
Thats your fault for being stupid

Hey guys, hey guys

I think my room mate is going to rape me when I go to sleep

>>30060419

Why should I be vilified for sharing stuff I like when everyone else does the same thing?

>>30060356
What would "discorded" zecora be like? Talking about oranges all the time?

>>30060440
>why should other people have opinions on the things i like
Hm.

>>30060438
undress and bring towels

>>30060365
>Roasted Bread
>Black friend

That's rich. Almost got me, 10/10.

>>30060440
If you're a super hipster then be open minded as much as you want, if you're not then dont

>>30060438

Rape him first

>>30060438
>cock goes where?
>>30060451
perfectly eloquent in speech and absolutely terrified of dirt and nature.

Littlepip just fell into a pink pool

I generally don't go to these threads, and I'm only barely getting into MLP. I have to ask: How do you guys feel about MLP porn? Do you like it, hate it, etc?

>>30060365

willing to bet he is also a huge weaboo.

nerdy black guys seem to always be weaboos.

>>30060440
Facebook is a social tool used to broadcast a facade for other people, and secondarily to communicate with people.

You dun goofed up. I love weapons and shooting but I'm not sharing anything that might put off normalfags.

It's called being well adjusted, I recommend it.

You bronies still being spammed? In any case, keep your stuff in /co/ and off the other boards.

>>30060474
It's harbl.

>>30060474
Hate it. People who post it are the worst and should be hanged.

>>30060391
you could do to ask during the GMT hours.

I wish you the best, though, nottsbro.
Peace, providence and god be with you, but not me

>>30060486
we're not anymore, also /co/ people dont really go to other boards, that'll be /b/.

also we prefer ponyfags, horsefuckers, or anything but bronies

>>30060486
You from /x/?

>>30060257
Looks like he wasn't your best friend. It probably wasn't the ponies that drove him to that. The ponies were only an opportunity.

>>30060474
>fluttershy in a diaper
>People think diapers are sexy

>>30060474
Its ruining everything

PONIES ARE CUTE, DAMN IT, NOT SEXY

>>30060486
Quit being such a pussy and suck on our big pony cock.

>>30060521
>bag full of shit
>sexy

I don't want to live on this planet.

>>30060474
I'm rather fond of it, myself

>>30060438
steel plate
anus
staples
beats a dick in your ass i suppose

>>30060474
I dont like it.

Ive seen worse, though, so I guess I dont care if people jack off to it. If I did, these threads would be difficult to be in.

>>30060474
It's a superior class of porn.

>>30060527
Everything is sexy to someone, brochacho.

>>30060486

>calling /co/ bronies

hi, you must be new here. we dumped that term round these parts.

>>30060527
THIS

LOOK AT HOW CUTE DASH IS IN THIS PIC GODDAMN I WANT TO SNUGGLE HER

In a non-sexual way

>>30060527
They can be both!

>>30060527
Why can't pony be both?

>>30060391
I'd like to but October already has money expenditure for me and you're meeting in like the opposite side of the country to me, maybe if I were hindered by just one or the other, but not both.

>>30060540
>>30060527
>>30060521
>>30060474
>they think the point of the diaper fetish is to be sexy
diaperfag here. Think more BD/SM. It's disgusting, embaressing, and vile. Just how we like it.

>>30060438
Not if you rape him first!

>>30060554
NO, PONIES IS CROSSING THE LINE, PROCHANTUS

>>30060506
What do you mean ask during the GMT hours? Also we got a date 22nd October - 30th any day in between them.

>>30060474
It's kind of nice to be able to request 34 from multiple artists, and sometimes they end up looking pretty good

>>30060474
it's mostly sarcasm
i think we're seeing how far the sarcasm can go, and for how long

>>30060506
What's wrong with bronies? I thought that's what you called each other.

>>30060562
>>30060563

>>30060476
Blacks are some of the hugest weeblobs. He was alright for a weeaboo, but that shirt caused me to panic. He probably would have wanted to rape horses at the zoo, but i'm glad i got out of there. MLP took the only tolerable brown tribal man i've ever met.

MLP general, will you read me a bedtime story?

>>30060600
Just like how most people on /x/ call themselves Wiccans.

>>30060591
shut up, dinofag

>>30060568
Im coming down from Notts, fuck driving down im jamming down on the train.

Howdy y'all!

If two thirds of a number plus three is bigger than four less than five sixths of a number, what's the number?

>>30060616

Read Jesus new fic >>30060295

>>30060474
Disgust the fuck outta me.
Unless shit's been humanized
in before man the harpoons, I'd hit it like the fist of the north star

>>30060621
I wouldn't know. I'm not from /x/.

>>30060629
>dinoshrug.jpg

>>30060610
>only tolerable brown tribal man i've ever met.
I like you.

>>30060616
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?"

The girl said, "NO!"

And the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, dancing, skiing, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook, had sex with whomever she pleased and farted whenever she wanted.

THE END

>>30060639

You are not AJ! She hate fancy math!

>>30060591
So kind of like how in homestuck general they say that they hate shipping and yet entire threads can get filled up with kinky porn?

Not really, of course. I've only come into this one thread and it seems like, reasonably, most people don't like cute to get crossed over with sexy.

>>30060616
Once upon a time there was a pony name Beatie Swell.

She pooped so much in her sleep that she suffocated herself to death, THE END

>>30060600
used to, now the word was taken by ponychan, nathan, seth and everything you guys associate us with. Anything is better. We're just like /co/ just most of us...want to...fuck..cartoon...horses.

still.

also nottsbro, i dunno what i mean, GMT hours. Im talking out my arsehole

>>30060609
yes!
She looks at you with wide open eyes, her mane falling to one side and her mouth slightly open. Sitting down in front of you is the cutest goddamn pony you've ever seen, and you simply can't stop yourself as you move in to hug her. A few minutes later, your embrace ends, and those very same eyes look deep into yours, as she moves in for her own embrace - this one with her mouth

>>30060645
Yes anon, even if I do prefer DFC I would still hit it like the fist of an angry but just god.

>>30060662
it's complicated

>>30060616
Tch. Take this ponywife ficlet or something and get outta here you silly little sentient marshmallow.

So sleepy. Your head and your eyelids are getting heavy, and you’ve decided enough is enough, it’s time for bed. You wrest yourself away from your computer and walk to the dark, empty bedroom. “Typical,” you think to yourself. You leave your room, and as you move toward the stairs, and as you descend into the library, you can hear the faint rhythm of a sleeping breath. You smile as you approach her desk, dimly lit with a small desk lamp. A large mass of purple hair, highlighted with pink, lies on a large open book, and a small puddle of drool has accumulated where her mouth probably is. She’s in her pajamas, meaning that once again, she must have decided to do some late-night studying, and ended up dozing off. You gently stroke her hair and rub her shoulder, and she begins to stir. “Mmm?” Her head stands precariously upright, and as her gorgeous purple eyes meet you, a warm smile graces her face. No words need to be said. She hugs on to your offered arm for support, and as you and she slowly walk to bed, you can feel the warmth of her head on your shoulder.

tl;dr: they fucked

>>30060645
Nice curves
Tig ol' bittys
Id chew that marshmallow

>>30060639
apples!

>>30060639
.....apples?

>>30060669
careful suck, go against the porn and you'll be labeled an immature prude forever

>>30060662
basically it depends on who is on. there are those that like it and those that dont, kind of an even split.

honestly we just went a bit crazy from growing too fast, as well as living at this bloated size through the hiatus. I just like talking about anything to do with ponies.

>>30060474
I like art

>>30060645
Booooooobieeeess

>>30060686
>>30060687
Applemind

>>30060632
Heh, Nottingham is also a 3 hour drive for me. But that said I am meeting with buddies in London for Comicon on the same week and as much as I would love to rape Terse I cannot book more time off work nor do I want to cancel my appointments.

>>30060673
STILL NO

>>30060662
It can be both. There's not a great deal of porn in these threads, but there's plenty out there - most of it not done as a joke, or ironically, or whatever. Of course, no community is a hivemind, some of us like it, some of us don't

>>30060662
But we like shipping here.

JOIN OUR CREEPINESS, WE HAVE CUTE PONIES

FACELESS

MARRY ME

>>30060673
youll have to do better than that

>>30060643
>>30060656
>>30060663
>>30060678
these aren't very good stories!

>>30060718
Dang

>>30060744
Don't start that shit again.

I must have saved this back in February and I never got it.

What's the joke?

>>30060752
Well fuck you too!

>>30060759
something about black people

>>30060669
So can yo come down for one night, or just the day?

>>30060752
Want me to tell you the Legend of Bagger Vance?

>>30060669
Really. Isn't it mildly annoying that any acknowledgement of the mlp fanbase refers directly to the likes of ponychan and all that? I got talking to a /co/ brony in a thread I was dumping images in and they seemed alright.

>>30060656
>>30060656
>And the girl lived sadly ever after as she couldn't go shopping, dancing, skiing, drinking martinis arround, since she was female and females cant get good jobs because they cant fucking do anything so she had to whore herself out and had sex with whomever paid her drinks and she still farted whenever she wanted.

fixed with love,
-"/adv/"

>>30060686
>>30060687
Apples ain't a number!

>>30060659
Ah'm tryin't to learn, sugarcube.

>>30060752
I'm sorry Sweetie but I've got to finish this batch or the bank will take our house.
Now please just go to sleep

>>30060734
How about we show our creepiness and have ourselves a crack ship general?

i keep seeing all these references to 'blind bag' pony toys

can someone please explain what this means?

>>30060759
Considering Edward Norton's character completely abandoned his gang and white supremacy, I'm not entirely sure.

>>30060722
Her wings unfold, slowly and deliberately, so you can see every motion, pushing themselves to their limits as she jumps up into the air and stretches all her legs at once. Never breaking eye contact, always smiling at you, with a sly grin on her face. Moving quickly, you pounce and manage to pin her to the ground, where you give that adorable pony a belly rub, before wrapping your arms around her and resting your head on her shoulder. Using her wings for propulsion, she jets round before you can react, and pins YOU to the floor. Her intentions are not so noble

>>30060669
>talking shit about Nathan, Seth, and Ponychan

But you're just as big a cunt as them

>>30060777
Only by association though the medium. And we ARE alright. That's the whole point.

>>30060755
it'll be quite interesting to see who comes though.
>>30060801
basically you ask for it and you can get a selection of any of these toys, but you wont know which. kinda like a happy meal.

>>30060801
A box with random ponies.

>>30060819
i'm still confused. who does these?

>>30060813
Just like Dash!

>>30060839
no

I think that at the end of episode 3, Celestia will tell twilight that she doesn't always have to send her a friendship report, and from that episode onward, there will be fewer friendship reports at the end of the episodes to make it easier for the writers.

Also who the fuck are Nathan and Seth and why do they deserve special mention?

>>30060770

>>30060744
Seriously.

please stop that.

>>30060789
Oh god, I'm so bad at this....


uhhhh......green apples?

>>30060794
Yeah ok. TrixiexFluttershy. Normally I wouldn't come within ten miles of something like that, but then Kindness's Reward happened, and I'm like 'well ok then'.

>>30060777
the thing is, we are only dicks as much as anyone else. We just get super defensive due to most interaction being
>horsefuckers y u lik show for litle grils?
and shit like that. We're just people from 4chan who talk 'bout ponies.

now, ponychan, theres something else. We fucking loathe their guts, for good reason too.

>>30060853

the letters will be replaced by hot dickings

>>30060859

>>30060819
I have very low expectations for it, still you should come down

>>30060859
Seth runs eqd, nathan is a tripfag on the /co/ board

>>30060861
well, if my dissenting evidence will never dissuade you
and you'll post that whenever i post

fuck it, go nuts bro

>>30060859
Nathan's the worst of the tripfags. He's probably lurking here right now.

Seth? Well, he's probably lurking too.

>>30060861
doesn't really work unless it's a tripcode

>>30059926

obligabatory

Oh hey, are we all cool now?

>>30060881
Note that Nathan is an incessant shitstain. Not someone we hold in high regard.

>>30060897
No. I am cool. That guy is cool. You are a dweeb.

>>30060815
First off, NO!

Second, DOUBLE FUCK NO GOD DAMN IT FUCK

>>30060881
Hi, Nathan.

Fuck off.

>>30060893
I thought Ross was dead. Why am I still seeing these abominations?

>>30060837
Not quite sure. I'm sure they're online somewhere.
But they're just recolors. Not sure if it's worth it unless they're like a couple dollars.

I propose next MLP General be a Haters Gonna Hate image thread.

>>30060893
What the hell am I looking at.

>>30060899
>>30060889
He's also the most handsome man in the world.
>>30060897
I am. Not too sure about you.

>>30060922

I purpose you go fuck yourself.

>>30060869
It's actually pretty hilarious, all the hate we get here.

It's always get off "my" board "you people", like we weren't here before, we're some evil pastel pony loving army that's set up shop here just to annoy "true" /co/mrades

>>30060837
I dunno, this is all peripheral information. Apparently they are the best toys, though

nottsbro somehow I managed to hide all your posts but yeah, next time I can, I will come down and get high as fuck with you. Unfortunately, when i get high, I go deathly quiet and sit there zoning out. Usually i am a paragon of wit and handsomeness and sexiness but not when high

So am I the only one who looked at the first two episodes and though... chocolate rain, some stay dry and others feel the pain, chocolate rain.

>>30060859
Nathan is one of the if not the most attractive 'bronies' out the he make handsome squidward look like /v/

>>30060752
Once upon a time there was a unicorn that really wanted to follow her sister's steps and be a fashion designer. She tried and tried but nothing ever ended up looking good. Distressed, she stole a magic book from the library, she thought a spell would help her and her friends came to watch and give support. Something went wrong with the spell, and her friends were turned into clothes. The unicorn was upset at first, but decided it was for the best and sold her friends for money.

~fin

>>30060899
>related

would like more comics please

>>30060903

Saved like a baseball on its way into the stands. I actually read that in Pinkie Pie's voice.

>>30060911
I wont fuck off and im not nathan

>>30060916
>Show mane cast on the box
>lol here have a cheap Twilight recolour

>>30060952
hahaha holy shit how have i not seen this one

so good

>>30060950
This does not evoke my fetishes.

>>30060952
Ok!
Here is part one of his story.

>>30060903
Not even knowing that Twilight, after a long hard day of studying, could decide (with your prior permission, of course) to simply teleport next to you, pick you up, and take you off to have her way with? To work out the stresses of the day with another, her horn levitating both of them into the night sky, surrounding them with a light purple glow, the air below littered with light droplets of sweat?

>>30060974
Part 2

>>30060952
>>30060974
jesus
do one of these of me
i fucking love em

>>30060897
No, you're a dweeb.

>>30060986
Part 3

>>30060990
>dinofag wants attention
fuck off dinofag

>>30060974
why thank you sir! have the pony version

>>30060974

>that last panel

>>30060990
I'll need a mugshot.
>>30061004
Part 4

>>30060916
>>30060837

Guys. Ok clearing something up. Noone 'does these'. it's not someone that packs a box of ponies for you to buy.

"Blind Bag" ponies refers to the little 1.5" molded pony toys, as pictured in one of the linked posts. It's "Blind" because you can't tell which one you get (or your'e not SUPPOSED to be able to) before you open the "Bag" it comes in.

You can't get these in the US yet, though there's a 4-pack tube you can order from plenty of places online with Rarity/Twi/Dash/Pinkie, a box set of 24 you can get (with the mane 6 included) from Toys R Us (online or in store), and there USED to be individual blisterpacks for the Mane 6 from Big Lots, but they stopped distributing those months ago.

>>30060938
We will just have to sort it out for some other time just hit me up on soundcloud, if not soundcloud you want my e-mail?

>>30061005
oh fuck off you party pooper, these are fun

>>30061017
Oh man.
This [part is like, the BEST part.

>>30061004
JESUS

Draw the epic conclusion where Nathan encounters the same person that stole his laptop in the barnes and noble

>>30060859
>>30060859
seth is the king of retards

remember when you were a kid and you were afraid of some horrible and dirty hungry monster with gnashing teeth jumping out of the dark hallway outside your room?

that monster + autism + attentionwhoring = nathan

>>30061026
I check my email exactly 0 times a day, so soundcloud may have to do

otherwise it is ponishead@yahoo.co.uk

>>30061046
I'm waiting on an update from Nathan before I do. If no news I'll make one soon.

>>30060915

It's other fags who are reposting it

I ̶̦̳̃̎ͧ̚C̦̝̤͔͍̞̠̄̿̓͘Ȧ̬͎͚̥͕̳̚ͅŇͯ̓̓͝ ̦̗ͥ̅ͬͭͤ͟S̪̓̂͟E͇ͣͮ̐͟ͅEͦ̑ͨ͊ͥͫͫ ̊̿ͣ̃I͓̟̱̱͓̤͆̓N͆ͥͮ̈́̄̓҉͉͚̘̖̣T̈́ͦ͗ͮ̃̾̊͏̻͕̰̖̗ͅŌ̳ͨ ̵̹̜͇͖Y͇̖̺̞̪̖̑̔̒͗͐̚O̸̍̏̾ͣ͐ͬ̄U͚Rͧ̓͂̌̚҉͈͈̞̭̤̻͉ ̷̖̭̆ͪͭ̿S̾̋ͯ̉O̶̮͔͖͒̓͂U̶ͤ̋Ḻ͙͚͚̪͕̜̉͐̑ͮ͡

>>30060983
Look, ponies are cute. I might even be friends with ponies if ponies was real.

But all the porn and eroticism fan fic is just......creepy. I know you are just trying to get my goat, but all the porn is obscene for a childrens show where all the characters are animals.

Now, if you would please politely go have sex with a chainsaw

>>30061068
What do you see, Screwball?

>>30061068
Look as deep as you'd like. It'll scar your mind.

>>30061053
Soundcloud will do then

>>30061068
Jokes I you, I ate my soul!

>>30060974
>>30060986
>>30061004
>>30061007
>>30061017
thats really funny and all but we're only giving him what he wants, attention.

>>30061019
THANK YOU

this was what i wanted to know. you are a saint, sir.

where do i get the twenty four pack and how much dollars will it cost

>>30061073

> Haters gonna hate

>>30061107
Would you honestly want that kind of attention?
Seriously?

>>30061107
Im pretty sure every night, before he goes to bed, he puts a gun in his mouth, but always pussies out at the last minute. His night will come

>>30061068
Oh Puh-lease! I have no soul!

>>30061073
We're not trying to get your goat, we're trying to make you a better 4channer

You gotta learn to deal with shit like this

>>30061107
I hope he posts soon so we can make more.

>>30061107
now, I'm not saying he doesn't want attention, everyone does, but, someone else went to seek out that meetup picture and "ruin his reputation" with it, and other people reposted it over and over again.
just sayin'.

>>30061053
Don't worry SMO bro, we will win the euromillions and then we can take ALL the britfags in these threads to America where we most pit Nathan to death.

>>30060639
So none of y'all can help me?

>>30061073
Well then... How about something like this?
(Reposting from Sunday. Not a single fuck.)

The two of you have been dating for nearly a month. Every night together goes swimmingly, and tonight was no exception. As you finally arrive back at her cottage, you kiss, and she thanks you for another wonderful evening, wishing that it could have lasted longer. You casually suggest that it need not end just yet. She blushes, shuffling her feet, but slowly looks up at you, the beginnings of a bashful smile slowly forming on her face. Within minutes, the two of you have shed your clothes and climbed into her bed. Everything about it just feels right. Not the usual feeling you get from the one-night-stands of the past, but one of warmth and love. But there's something amiss...

She's crying.

Mortified that you may have done something to hurt her in any way, you stop, apologizing and asking if she's alright. You suggest that the two of you stop, praying that your actions haven't lost you her feelings. 'No,' she says through wavering breath, 'I'm sorry, I can't help it... Please don't go...' She looks up at you, small tears at the corners of her eyes, before leaning up to embrace you, holding her head over your shoulder, sniffling quietly. Without stopping to think, you wrap your arms around her in an effort to comfort the poor girl.

Minutes seem like hours as the two of you hold each other. Slowly, her breathing steadies, and you begin to relax. Her body still shuddering ever so slightly, she quietly whispers, right behind your ear, 'Thank you.' You move to let her go, hoping that she'll be alright, but her grasp remains firm, and before you can speak, she begins to move. The rest of your night is filled with the most passionate lovemaking that neither you, nor anyone else could have ever imagined possible, and you know for sure that the two of you will be together, forever.

>>30061073
>animals
We're animals too, anonymous. They're intelligent, sapient creatures. They feel, they hurt, they love, just like us. Why won't you let them experience those with you?

>>30060645
Any more pics of her?

>>30061082
She knows I fapped to her already

>>30061107
So be it.
>>30061139
I would certainly hope not. Nathan can be annoying, but I wouldn't want to drive anyone to that.

>>30061121
Like I said, Toys R Us's Website. And more than it probably should, but we'll see. You go ahead and check, I'll see if I've still go the link

I just finished streaming before. Product is meh, but I enjoyed coloring it. I just wanted to do SOMETHING today.

>>30061144
This. Whyboners are for the weak.

Being comfortable of your own sexuality means being unfazed by everything else except the stuff that works best for you.

>>30061089
>implying anyone's soul has the capability to affect people in this day and age
until you reveal to me that you killed and raped a family of abandoned kittens and then shat on their corpses before eating your feces along with their bodies, WHILE torturing a group of school-children by filling their bodies with diseased dirty needles, before filleting their flaccid infantile penises and devouring them while they looked onward delirious from agony...

what was i talking about again?

>>30061158
My jesus math tells me it's apples.

>>30061073
Are you that autistic dude on youtube who goes on long-winded rants about fapfics while having softcore porn posted all over his bedroom wall?

>>30061121
Hey. >>30061187 again.
http://www.toysrus.com/product/index.jsp?productId=11872842

It's even $5 off right now.

>>30061182
I think this ritual started long before pony generals

>>30061209

>>30061182
No no has to be a handgun Kurt Cobain has already made shotgun suicide over rated

>>30061198
I used to have whyboners, then I realised my boner knows better than me about these things, so started taking its word on it

>>30061139
I hope so.

>>30061214
<3<3<3

>>30061231
Uhh.....pears?

>>30060554
Speaking of which, check your e-mail.

>>30061158
How about you go back to high school first dear.
It's such a shame you had to drop out in the first place.

>>30061231
zero?

>>30061161

why boner

>>30061253
Quite welcome.

Pick up some tiny Space Marines while you're at it. They make bitchin' steeds.

>>30061163
That's really beautiful, Anonymous.

>>30061214
Should not want to get that, but I am tempted.

The Fluttershy one would be... nice, since It's not available in those individual packs.

PRIORITY OVERRIDE
THE NEXT CHAPTER OF BERSERK WAS JUST TRANSLATED

I heard you guys like shoo be doo.

>>30061307
I think a blood vessel in my eye just burst.

>>30061296
You might want to check some K-Marts. Some of them have these little puzzle-houses that come with a blindbag pony. Twi, Pinkie, and Fluttershy available right now.

>>30061307

>>30061296
you should. If I had any money id be all over them.
>>30061307
well shit

I think I've found the general

this is the general, right?

>>30061307
>Saw these at Big Lots
>Saw a bunch of G3.5 stuff
>Only G4 Pony is Twilight and her baloon.

>>30061203
I don't have to have done jack shit. My thoughts and subconscious implements enough terror unto the ones I subject them to. I don't have vivid imagination for nothing, you know.

>>30061213

>Are you that autistic dude on youtube who goes on long-winded rants about fapfics while having softcore porn posted all over his bedroom wall?
>while having softcore porn posted all over his bedroom wall?

link me to this faggots videos, I wish to see this

>>30060639
2/3x+3>5/6x-4
even the divisors
4/6x+3>5/6x-4
multiply the sides by 6
4x+18>5x-14
subtract 4x from each side
18>x-14
add 14 to both sid- HEY WAIT A SECOND YOU'VE HAD ME DO THIS EXACT INEQUALITY BEFORE
I'M ON TO YOU

>>30061343
No, this is the commander.