I am a dinosaur, rar!

Pacce Hipster casual autism

Do you guys think the ponies could successfully hunt The Snark?

>have pony dream
>it's purely romantic, not even any sex
>between me and a pony

I... okay. I think I've crossed a line, here.

>>30047440

That picture lacks faceless.

>>30047440
>suicidal Luna

Other than NTSTS's and SB's works on that subject, what else is there to reflect that idea?

What other storys or pictures are there? There are many for Trollestria, Derpy, Cupcakes, Sccotabuse, and Zecora is very obvious for obvious reason for being on 4chan. But Luna? Seems out of place for a fandom idea.

I am a sheep, moo!

why is ponie ranbow

>>30047481
People keep talking about dreams like this, but I rarely even remember my dreams, and when I do, it's just a big clusterfuck of conflicting elements.

How the hell do you have a clear, concise dream?

>>30047481
>Have pony dream
>Getting high with ponies

I think I haven't crossed enough lines!

>>30047497
oh, I don't, I wish I did, I can just generally remember the vague details. Writing them down as soon as you wake up helps.

>>30047496
I just watched the recent Friendship is Witchcraft and now I am determined to sneak the term "Painbow" into a conversation.

>>30047506
I can vouch for that.

>>30047485

It's SAD LUNA in general.
>>30047482
Believe it or not, there was a time before Faceless.

>>30047440
they can't go up in power level because that would be stupid.

the new villain will be dangerous because the ponies think shes their best friend, it can fuck with them and they'll never suspect her.

Zecora really was evil

>>30047452
You don't actually need shampoo, regular brushing is enough unless your hair is crazy-oily or crazy-dry.
Besides, your dandruff will turn into cocaine!

>>30047515
>Time before Faceless
Truly a better era

I can finally post my oc in a thread!

He is a unicorn named Toss and his special talent is tossing things, he has a hard time expressing his emotions because of his physical afflictions.

He's dating Rainbow Dash.

>>30047502
Damn, Rarity, nice rack.

>>30047521

everything turns into cocaine in equestria!

>>30047515

I almost forgot those glorious times.

How many episodes do you think this show will last?

Seeing how popular it is, do you think it'll get cash-cowed to death? Much like other famous shows?

>hamburger time

I'm the one who started using that to refer to the summer hiatus.

I love you Pacce.

>>30045428
For Faceless

A shiny medal of gold was gently draped around the amber pony's neck. The crowd cheered and stood up in a brilliant ovation, Scootaloo could see her mother wiping a tear from her eye from the front row. The cheering turned into a roar as they piled onto the field, lifting up the filly and tossing her into the air. Horrays and hips were shouted as they carried her away to shower her with flowers and gifts. In the crowd she saw Rainbow Dash smiling triumphantly, before looking away and trotting out of sight.

"Scootaloo." She heard her name shouted very poignantly, causing her to roll over in the hooves of her adoring fans. Where was that voice coming from?

"Scootaloo." It repeated, but this time echoing in her head.

"Scootaloo, please take your ribbon dear." She snapped into reality, Cheerilee standing over the filly with a fabric ribbon printed with a silver number on it. Scootaloo breathed a heavy sigh of disappointment as she took the second place ribbon in her hoof. The stands were empty, there was no cheering, nor was there any sense of fulfillment in being second. After the final ribbon was given out, the young pegasus ground the worthless object into the ground before taking off for the showers. Such a useless race, not even her friends showed up to see her.

The sky pony's face grimaced at the thought. Neither of her closest friends could make the time, why should she have to make the time for anyone. Slowly working herself into a fury, tears streaming down her face she forced the locker room door open violently. Awkwardly she walked and wiped tears from her eyes as she tried to remember the code for her lock. Fumbling around painfully until she finally gave up, let out a loud cry, and began blubbering into her hooves on the bench.

"Sco..." A voice came from the door, "Scoots, you better not be crying in here." Scoots looked up and wiped her tears away again. A blue form slowly unblurred through her watery eyes.

>>30047534
I'm going to guess four seasons. Five or six at most.

they don't eat meat in equestria.
or drink alcohol.

do you still want to live there?

YOU DON'T WANT TO SLEEP, YOU WANT TO STAY UP AND DRAW PONIES.

>>30047515
They were pure times...
If they were to make them into a movie, they would be released immediately to DVD...
Starring Dwayne 'the rock' Johnson as Twilight.

>>30047515
Very odd, the fandom took sad Luna and just automatically went with suicidal Luna.

Like how Rainbow is a lesbian, or how Twilight will outlive Spike or vise versa.

Somethings just click into place with fans.

>>30047538
oh boy.

"I was there." Scootaloo looked up again, a hoof gently brushing against her cheek, wiping away some of the tears. "And I think you were like, totally awesome." Rainbow Dash smirked, getting closer to the filly, embracing the pegasus in a hug. "You just... Got to relax." The young sky pony felt a hoof work it's way down her chest as she snuggled closer to her idol. "Like, these clothes? Honestly? You looked hilarious trying to fly with these baggy things, only earth ponies wear these!" Scootaloo weakly smiling, her tears had ceased as she slowly melted into the hug.

"W-what! Dash, wait!" The cerise-haired filly shouted, pushing away weakly as the invading hoof worked under her waist band.

"I said you have to relax, and... I think you need a little encouragement to do better next time." Dash had a devilish grin on her face as she gently began to work her hoof over the filly's sensitive bits. Scootaloo let out a weak gasp as she was teased in a way barely explored by the young filly. "You're just so adorable, with your number 20 rainbow jersey, and your tight little track pants." Rainbow whispered heatedly into her willing captive's ears. "I actually had no idea what you placed, my eyes were stuck on that little flank of yours."

"Stop that, Dash, it's embarrassing..." Scootaloo's chest fluttered at the thought of telling her hero to not to do something to her. She bit her bottom lip closing her eyes fully and let herself press entirely into the dominating blue pony. She let out a soft squeak as a spot was... Hoofed in a particularly interesting fashion. Her body quivered with anticipation of a previously never-obtained climax, until it was suddenly cut short. "U-uhhn?" Her eyes refocused to the bright locker room light as she saw Rainbow Dash guiding her to the end of the bench, crouched down and pulling the tight shorts down around her legs.

>>30047534
I'm hoping a solid three seasons or more.
God, how weird would it be if ponies become the new Long Runner?

>>30047536
And I wub you.

>>30047551

They wouldn't care if you killed and ate monsters from the everfree forest

How will the ponies deal with The Groke

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YrNQWvDAr9I

>>30047552

>>30047551
Faust said that drinking was looked down upon - that means they have it, and implies some of them do it. We have plenty of activities that are looked down upon here, but people still do them.

The Discord episodes were supposed to be season1.
Still waiting for the official start of S2.

>>30047538

Liking it so far, keep it up

>>30047568
i thought salt was pony alcohol? a guy got kicked out of a salt-lick bar in over a barrel, drunk off his shriveled nuts

>>30047589
yeah, salt might be a more socially acceptable alternative

>>30047555
No.
No.
No.

No.
They wanted an image to show SAD LUNA so they went with Luna cutting herself.

>>30047568

Like touching our peepees while we read about cartoon hroses.

>>30047568

Well now I know, if I ever need to, I can just tell them that humans require alcohol to survive. For a second there I was worried I'd have to go sober. What fun is a magical world of ponies and friendship if I'm sober?

I love images with double meanings

>>30047600
But nobody here actually does that. It's a running joke, you see?

>>30047567

>>30047564
Is he that fucker who doesn't like Wilkins coffee?

>>30047551
they eat meat.

they eat hotdogs.

they have to farm meat for pets and can't use it all on pets.

real life ponies and horses can safely eat any meat that a human can and some enjoy it.

also everything i know about the universe says that they most likely drink alcohol they just can't have it in the show.

>>30047481

Huh. I don't think I've ever had any dreams involving pony. I dream about all sorts of weird shit, though, so it's eventual. I'm just afraid of WHAT I'm going to dream about, and with what pony...

>>30047597
...umm, there are other ways to show her as sad other than a razor.

...like that picture you have there?

"Like I said, you need to relax," and with that Dash dipped down and gave a lusty inhale of the filly's sweaty, moist inner-flank. Scootaloo's face turned a color that resembled her hair in embarrassment, about to pipe up in objection before there was a broad stroke of a moist muscle across the most sensitive bits of her young body, instead letting out a squeak of pleasure and surprise. Her body tensed up, before finally becoming fully limp in the obviously experienced pony's grasp, letting the feeling slowly wash over her entire body. "I love the taste of a young filly, 'specially a sweaty one." Scootaloo shivered in embarrassment again, feeling a tensing up in her stomach area, a feeling she couldn't describe being so early in life.embarrassment again, feeling a tensing up in her stomach area, getting close to an edge that she couldn't describe.

---

Rapidly running her hoof over her intimate area, Scootaloo finally let out a pained sigh, falling face first into the bed. What a pleasant fantasy, but something was missing. The completion was in reach, but she couldn't understand what exactly she was feeling from pleasuring herself, nor could she understand why Rainbow Dash was in her dreams. She just continued to hoof in an attempt to feel the completion of the act.

>>30047558
Hey Face, this is insufficient for a Lyra date mock-up , isn't i?

>>30047607
And if you ever need a drinking partner, Berry Punch will drink you under the table

>>30047607

>I can just tell them that humans require alcohol to survive.

>>30047615
pretty much yeah

>>30047626
I prefer to have at least 1000px length and 500px width for text simplicity, so yeah.

>>30047555

Hey Sentenal, keep in mind all your analyses are wrong.

think about it, you're uneducated and inexperienced, you're socially isolated and because of that your probably don't care too much about cultural practices.

conclusions you draw while studying human behavior are probably going to be completely wrong.

it's good practice though, keep it up.

>>30047476
Depends, do they know any beavers?

here's a picture of Spike

>>30047607
WE WILL RULE THE LAND IN DRUNKEN BLISS!

>>30047631
>Flexo.jpg

>>30047634
He's already dead

>>30047621
And they went with her cutting herself.
Oh nevermind.
For one thing, she's cutting the TOP of her leg and in several places.
It's not suicide.

>>30047631

Yes, anon, that went through my head while I was writing that post.

>>30047619

I'll have been watching for a year at the end of next month (fuck am I not looking forward to that prospect) and the only pony dreams I've ever had have, like, had it playing on a TV or PC monitor in the background. You might not have anything to worry about.

Then again, the key word there is "might." For all I know you could have one tonight. Only one way to find out!

>>30047652
Is it me, or does Spike sorta look like a chicken

>>30047646

>conclusions you draw while studying human behavior are probably going to be completely wrong

I'll tell you what though, man.

the conclusions you draw could probably teach you a lot about yourself.

>>30047652
I have this strong desire to kick her

>>30047664

Derp-Hulud!

>>30047685
i have a strong desire to kentucky fry her

I had a pony dream once. In the dream i got up super early to watch ponies. And when i turn on the tv I find out they decided to air more strawberry shortcake and delayed the episode to next week.

I look at the /co/ talkback thread. You guys were all really mad.

That was my pony dream thanks for reading

>>30047664
Don't worry I understand you Pacce

>>30047440
>I'm hoping for a spikey grimdark male version of Nightmare Moon.

I think he should voice by Brian Blessed

>>30047613
>disgusting american sliced bread
>not master race ciabatta rolls

>>30047690

Careful, he can breath fire

>>30047691
>Dreams about going on 4chan

AHAHAH

>>30047691
>9am
>super early

>>30047674
Consider yourself lucky. I've had Pony General dreams.

That reminds me, I need to make a new pot of coffee, I'm never sleeping again.

WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS NINTENDO

>>30047694
Oh that Caramel!

>>30047653

>>30047703

>browse 4chan all day
>go to sleep, browse 4chan in sleep

NOW I WON'T MISS ANYTHING

>>30047700
>Grease fire in local KFC
>No survivors.
> Witnesses found bodies 'delicious'

>>30047711
ponycentipede.png

>>30047714

Everything in your dream will be a repost though.

>>30047708
FUCKING GAMESTOP

>>30047726

just like usual, then

>>30047646
Think I haven't thought of that?

That is EXACTLY why I want to do this story, it's because of my limitations in absolutely everything human that I think is key for this story. It's my perspective, a flawed view point on these subjects. I could be the representative for aliens appointed by the U.N., but that's not very interesting, having training how the fuck can the UN even think she's the right stuff bunch of blow hards for something so big as like this.

For example, I don't know how to start a fire, so I won't know how to stay warm during the first few nights. I can't play a interment, so I can't play with Octavia in a duet.

I know most of it will be incorrect, but I also hope I get some things right.

>>30047705
I'm usually not awake till like 6pm

9 am is insanely early, that's like less then an hour after i go to bed.

>>30047723
you sick fuck

>>30047695
Thank god.
>>30047698
Please god yes!
They wouldn't even need him in the studio.
Just ask him to use his indoor voice. We'll be able to hear him from here.

>>30047726
>implying everything in real life isn't a repost of a repost anyways

>>30047726
Holy shit, I am a precognitive dreamer?!

...Whelp, guess Yellowstone IS going to blow up...

>>30047729
maybe this is all a dream right now?

>>30047742

We need to go deeper.

we need to go deeper

>>30047742
If this was a dream I would be dead already...

And haunting some hot chicks house.

>>30047731
>Wake up at 2 am
>This asshole tells me 9am is insanely early


LET ME TELL YOU WHY THAT'S BULLSHIT.

NEW TOPIC: IS RAINBOW DASH THE FEMALE KAMINA?!

>>30047742
Yes, we are all a dream. Just fictional phantoms meant to satisfy one pony/4chan obsessed person

>>30047730

I think instead of trying to define or articulate your thoughts or issues

you should take things as they come, and just soak up everything you encounter

just soak everything, and let conclusions arise.

it is part of the 'fuck it' philosophy

>>30047745
>>30047749
Big Mac need to go deeper.

>>30047756

Problem: I possess qualia and don't even like ponies that much.

>>30047746
Why would Dash know what a gun was?
Why will she never offer ME a ticket to Equestria ;_;

>>30047756
YOU ARE ALL AN ILLUSION MEANT TO LURE ME FROM THE ONE TRUE PATH TO WISDOM!

>>30047746
Balamb_Garden.txt

>>30047730

>I could be the representative for aliens appointed by the U.N.

There is a Michael Crichton novel that you HAVE to read. I can't remember what it's called, "Sphere" I believe? Anyway it is EXACTLY what you're talking about here.

Seriously dude read it. It's from the late eighties so you can find it in a Goodwill or used book store somewhere I'm sure, or do what I did and buy a new copy at Wal-Mart for like eight bucks.

Or pirate it. I hear you can pirate books, but I wouldn't know myself.

>>30047775
>>30047754
>rainbow dash
>female

then how does she insert her penis into all of those mares?!

your story's full of holes. just like rainbow dash's saturday night.

>>30047754
hell yeah, you just realized that or what?

>>30047766
Maybe all of us have qualia, and none of us do.
Existence is a paradox

>>30047682
...GET OUT OF MY HEAD!

Seriously, most of these responses are EXACTLY what I'm think of when brain storming the story. I just lack the time, writing style, and structure to put it all together.

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1vFksuBunJ0SB3lS92IfYSaT4s6LwigJhKlBraRvks94/edit?hl=en_US

I do not want to be selfish and make a story like Twilight, only something I get and isolates everyone else. That's beyond selfish, and I can do better I think.

I've been thinking about this kind of stuff my whole life.

Like tiny people living on every nanoagstrum on reality living in a much faster time span, and how one second is a thousand years for them. This is what I thought of in 10th grade science class.

>>30047775
Rarity made her a strapon. It has a diamond on the end.

>>30047782

i loved the movie

What is the story behind this?

30047800  

>>30047756
it could be the truth

>>30047753
why were you not already awake at 2am.

going to bed before like 7am is for scrubs

if you dont watch the sunrise everyday while posting in pony generals i just dont know what to tell you

>>30047800
Intriguing...

>>30047788

you should try drugs.

they will help you with your perspective problem

>>30047786

That's not a paradox.

>>30047814
uh oh, who gave faceless a script?

>>30047796
this is my fetish

MANLY FINN!

>>30047800

We're all part of a massive fanfic written by Lyra. The depression, social anxiety, discontent and general loneliness that we all feel is the grimmest of grimdark in the pony world.

She is frustrated that she can never be in the world she has created, so she makes us frustrated that we can never be in her world out of spite.

Enjoy your existential crisis.

>>30047822
I'm dicking around userscripts.org for greasemonkey stuff, testing what works and not.

>>30047762
I will, after my episode.

I mean.

Talking ponys?

Second dimension?

Magical physics?

MAKING SENSE?

Dude, I woke up not a few days ago and my entire being is being scrambled like an egg.

Plus, I want it to be interesting.

Suicide, violence, ethics, moral dilemmas, philosophical self debating, aspects of humanity being manifested.

Not the status quoe

>>30047838
So you're breaking the fourth wall right now, then?

>>30047784
>your story's full of holes.
>just like rainbow dash's saturday night.

HEYOH

>>30047824
Orobas Lyra is freaky

>>30047782
You can pirate anything now a days.

Except food.

And love.

Robots still can't loooove

Just so I understand...we all hate each other now right?

>>30047865
well, everyone but me

i love you all

>>30047846

For all you know, I could be her, telling you that, knowing you won't believe it, just to toy with you.

You'll never know.

>>30047865

ponies have sapped my ability to hate.

>>30047865
We're joyfully apathetic towards one another.

>>30047838
Eh, I have wrestled with the concepts of "Am I real" and "what does it all mean" and "what happens when all my organs stop functioning"

I decided, "Fuck it, Imma watch some ponies."

>>30047796
Lolip made it. Names either Noose or Snare.

http://lolip.deviantart.com/

However, I asked if I could use the design in my story, Fit's like a glove for a part.

>>30047824
No I am serious. Why did someone make this?

>>30047865
Well I love you guys but you never want to fuck meeeeee

;_;

>>30047865
Sometimes.

>>30047857
Like hell we haven't tried to teach them love.
But apparently, they also on occasion gain an urge to kill.
And kill they do, you figure you could just make them smaller and solve the problem by overpowering them. Not the case. Fuck, why did we ever make so many midget sex bots?!

All those limbs, everywhere...

Pony dreams, eh?

I'm the anon with the reoccurring Pinkie Pie kidnap dreams. First she just popped into my dreams, then she kidnapped me to Equestria a few times, then she raped me a couple of times. After that, she was pushing for me to move into Sugar Cube Corner with her so I could help her bake and stuff. Well... I finally relented. There has been no more kidnapping. Every third day is now a pony dream, and as opposed to Pinkie Pie needing to drag me to Ponyville I just wake up there.

She's gotten me to do alot of baking with her. It's actually pretty fun and cute, and she hasn't raped me once since moving in. Apparently we are preparing for a big party soon. I think it's Twilight's Birthday? I don't know, I don't remember.

Anyways, tonight is the third night, that means Pony dream. What should I do in Ponyville tonight?

>>30047838
Reminds me of this, just replace each poni with lyra

Someone give me something quick to draw, I'm warming up here.

>>30047910
Screwball and Discord lovingly embracing

>>30047910

Rarity sitting in one of those 70's egg chairs

>that feel when Rarity will never lead a horribly embarrassed Fluttershy around Ponyville on a leash, forcing Shy to keep her tail raised so everyone in town can get a good look at her buttplug with the big, fancy gem on it and her needy winking horse pussy, lightly swatting her with a riding crop every time she tries to hide it even a little.

so, what fannon do you want completely shattered in season 2, /co/?

i want the image of derpy gone. i don't want her to be retarded, i don't want a muffin gag, i want her to be ditzy do again. screwed eyes are allowed, but if just for a second. she like, shakes her head and they go ack to normal or something.

so, if anything, just an older version of sweetiebell.

>my face if this comes true

>>30047910
Fluttershy wetting the bed.

50 science collaboration points to those who remember this.

>>30047910
Pinkie Pie with a pink bowlcut wig baking cakes.

>>30047884
thanks anon
hahah holy shit this guy is crazy!
all of my WHY still though! does he hate ponies or something?

>HERP DERP I WANT TO LIVE WITH THE PONIES IN EQUESTRIA

Goddamnit /co/, stop that.

>>30047910
FLuttershy getting really turned on watching Angel eat a carrot.

GUYS

HOLY FUCK

Go to http://g.e-hentai.org/?f_doujinshi=1&f_manga=1&f_artistcg=1&f_gamecg=1&f_western=1&a
mp;f_non-h=1&f_imageset=1&f_cosplay=1&f_asianporn=1&f_misc=1&f_search=my+little+
pony&f_apply=Apply+Filter&advsearch=

My mind just fucking imploded.

>>30047923

rings a bell.

then juice drew fluttershy pouring water on the bed, right?

This show is complete crap. Isn't it supposed to be about friendship? All I see are people having mental breakdowns and evil gods of chaos mindraping everyone.

>>30047907

She's weakening you Anon. Her fourth-wall breaking abilities are strong, but not strong enough to pull a human through to the other side. She can chip away at your defenses, though, slowly conditioning you until she can pull you through.

Fight it Anon. When she rapes you, it's a sign that she's scared. It's her trying to scare you into submission to keep you from fighting her.

>>30047932

I'm not looking at that.

>>30047933
Wettest bed in history.
Sometimes she used a full fucking pitcher.

>>30047932
>pony thread
>g.e-hentai.org
NOPE.jpg

>>30047930
So jelly.

>>30047865
not everyone.

just me hating you all.

and myself

but mostly that one guy.

you know who the fuck you are, guy.

>>30047936

It's actually just about the crap.

>>30047782

aren't you thinkin of michael valentine in "Stranger in a Strange Land"?

>>30047930
I wish I could draw apples that well...

>>30047910
Other ponies' reaction to one of them getting gender-swapped because he/she always felt like the opposite sex.

>>30047928
No, he doesn't. He made a initial story that's basically this thing being made my Discord before The Regal Sisters usurped him.

Discord killed her parents, gave her hands on all limbs, and now she acts as an agent of Discord.

Personally, it's a tad out there. If my story turns out the way I like it, in writing style and well liked, I'll propose my version of her.

>>30047952
Shut up X.
So I didn't write Rainbow Dash fucking the wonderbolts.
Get OVER it.

>>30047954
and she's swallowing so much
she could get a pudge

>>30047865
I don't know. Sometimes I hate you all, but it's not personal hate, not passionate, dull. I am not sure what am I even doing there.

>>30047907
That is pretty cool.

>>30047936
>people

>>30047907
Maybe if she's stopped trying to rape you, you should make a move on her. Show her you don't mind, and that you'll always be there for her.

>>30047952
I want to be the guy!
>Killed by an apple.

>>30047933
You are correct sir!

>>30047952
i really hope you don't mean me
i love you bro

>>30047965
wait, has that guy been bothering you to write about Dash fucking and sucking her way into the wonderbolts?

I'd like to motor boat Pinkie's hot cinnamon buns.

>>30047975

and didn't we find out which tripfag kept requesting it anonymously?

im bad with names, can't remember which one

>>30047965
TOO FUCKING BAD PACCE, THAT AIN'T ME

>>30047921
I don't mind her eye problems. They've already said they're going to treat her like a proper background character this season, so hopefully she'll be shown doing normal, boring things, properly. Slightly airheaded, hard working derpy is best derpy

It was no use, she huffed and ceased the assault on her nether regions, she was couldn't tell if there was something more then what she was forcing upon herself. It couldn't wrap around her young brain, and she decided not to let it get the best of her. A quick, tense shower and a short struggle with attire later, she was off towards the track. It was just a placement anyways, it's not like it matters.

Rainbow Dash wrangled the clouds and fought a breeze until a piece of paper struck her in her face. Investigation of said paper showed that there would soon be a filly-oriented track day for those who wanted to participate. And, if there was anything Rainbow Dash enjoyed it was seeing feats of young skills, reminding her of her hayday before anticipating of being a Wonderbolt. Two clouds later and she streaked across the sky towards the school.

When Dash arrived at the stands, the filly had just checked in and recieved her number, (coincidentally #20,) and had it placed onto her rainbow colored tracksuit. An adorable thing that had a baggy top and a tight pair of shorts that... Accentuated the young pony nicely. Rainbow giggled to herself watching Scootaloo romp around the field, one of the few that actually went through the trouble of dressing up for a school track day.

After recieving instructions, waiting in line, and finally taking her mark Scootaloo prepared for the first activity: The long jump. Rainbow Dash watched intently as the orange pony readied herself and then leapt off clumsily from the starting position, jumping awkwardly through the air, and finally falling with a plop into the sand. Dash bit her lower lip as the pony raised herself up off the ground, sweat replaced with sand across her face. This entire scene forced the experienced pegasus to shift in her seat in anticipation for the rest of the events.

Dumping some stuff.

Don't like this one too much...

>>30047958

I certainly am not, it was indeed Sphere. Here's a synopsis from Wiki:

"A group of scientists, including psychologist Norman Johnson, mathematician Harry Adams, biologist Beth Halpern, and astrophysicist Ted Fielding, along with Navy personnel, are dispatched to a deep sea habitat at the bottom of the Pacific Ocean to explore a crashed spacecraft.

To their surprise, they discover the spacecraft is not alien, but an American spacecraft constructed fifty years in the future and apparently sent through time, crashing 350 years before its creation. On further exploration, the team discovers a mysterious spherical artifact, clearly of extraterrestrial origin, which quickly becomes the focus of their attention. Harry becomes quite certain that, because the ship's future constructors didn't seem to learn their ship had already been discovered, the members of the team aren't likely to survive. At this point a Pacific storm traps the scientists on the ocean floor without contact or support from the Navy on the surface for over a week.

The crew soon focuses on asking questions about the sphere and then on attempting to open it and learn about its nature, contents, and origin. Harry eventually succeeds in opening it and goes inside. Upon returning, he has a terrible headache and he remembers little about what happened inside or how he opened it."

>>30047907
Make out with her. make moves on her, take the initiative.

>>30047910

Glitter glue, can you please draw a pony of your choice eating from a feedbag?

>>30047988

I hate who ever drew this so much.

>>30047958

best fantasy book i've never read

>>30047929
>implying you don't
It's a cartoon utopia, man, it's DESIGNED to be an appealing world

>>30047968
I've been rewatching the episodes and looking at screencaps.

pinkie is WAY too into drinking chocolate rain. sexually.

>>30047989
I don;'t know about who was doing it, all I know is it was annoying as fuck.

And weird.

>>30047997
Why? It's awesome!

And are those pictures helping?

>>30047988
Cartoon fat can be cute.

Cartoon cellulite on the other hand...not so much.

>>30047997
>twilight in the snow
>not wearing her adorable saddle, boots and scarf

but that's wrong

>>30047938

Look, it's kept her from appearing in the real world? I'd rather keep her trapped in my dreams, as opposed to breaking into the bakery near work and then me finding out I was doing it all along.

I'm just along for the ride for now. When I was fighting her is when she started raping me. Okay... I'll admit we've done it a few times since then, and I've gotten to go to Twilight's library (in the dark though, cause Pinkie Pie didn't want the Cakes to see me).

Fuck, I am truly cracking up. I really wish I weren't serious about all of this.

>>30047930
This was my first pony drawing.

>>30047997
I think there's something wrong with her face

>>30048000

Michael Crichton writes books? I thought he just made shitty screenplays for hackneyed scifi films?

Nah, I'm just joshin' you. Sphere was fun.

>>30048015
I couldn't stop thinking about Faceless RPing Pinkie all the way through S2E1 and S2E2.

I mean, it's funny, but not in the way I wanted.

>>30047968
why do I want to clean her coat so much
with my tongue, obviously

>>30047907
Why can't I be as insane as you

>>30047708
ALL PONIES SHOULD BE PUT BACK IN DIAPERS, NO EXCEPTIONS.

[spoilers] Even rarity.[/spoilers[

>>30048018

i've got much worse fetishes.

i was proud of him for admitting it with his trip, most tripfags are spineless, manipulative bastards.

>>30048039
because chocolate rain is delicious

all the more when you know it's a metaphor for racism

>>30048034
...this was mine...

sh- shut up..!

>>30048026
Let this world become the dream, anonymous
then the confusion will be over, and you'll never have to worry again

>>30047993
Oh there you are.
Here's a story about Dash fucking the wonderbolts.
Once upon a time Dash got spend a WHOLE DAY with the Wonderbolts.
She was so excited and happy that she didn't notice that they all just really really wanted to fuck her.
When she did notice, she shouted "No Wonderbolts no, please don't fuck me!"
And then Spitfire came forward and said, "If any Wonderbolt is going to be fucking you, it's me!"
And Dash said, "Okay, because you're a lady. And I like those."

And then Dash decided that she didn't want to sleep with any members of a group she wished to be a part of as that would create an awkward work environment and she wanted to be respected for her abilities in the air and not the bed.

So she fucked Pinkie Pie.
The End.

>>30047930

My first pony.

Ah the memories.

>>30048000
>>30048000
>>30048000
I SAW THAT MOVIE HOLY FUCK IT WAS SOP LONG AGO THE SPHERE WA PERFECT AND SOMETHING DO DO WITH HUMANOIDS VERY FIRST TIME I EVER HEARD THAT TERM.

Holy FUCK that was a lot of nostalgia. I can't believe I actually remember that movie from so long ago.

I am totally pirating it now. Thanks anon!

>>30048038
see, i'm lucky because i filtered him. not with an automatic filter because im too stupid and lazy to do that. im just good an scrolling right past him. so pinkie drinking chocolate rain sexually was not tainted by whatever his shit is

>>30048026

NO ANON, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND! She can't get into the real world right now, but that's why she's doing this to you in your dreams! As you get weaker, she gets stronger. The more submissive you are, the more power she has over you, and if it continues she'll pull you through to her world.

You have to fight it!

More dumps.

>>30048018
A few might work. I'll finish going through them tomorrow.

>>30048034
At first, I thought she had a canon mounted on her ass.

>>30048034
>>30048057
>>30047930

First pony drawing thread?

>>30048038
I was a little too distracted by how pinkie was drinking the chocolate rain to think about faceless

indeed, I wasn't really thinking about much

hey guys

i drew a pony

>>30047932

okay so I visited g.e-hentai.org and typed this into the search field. Now to just click "Apply Filter".
ooohhhhh shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

>>30048075

>I can't believe I actually remember that movie from so long ago.
>1998

I keep forgetting that you're, like, twelve. That's a lie.

>>30048079

I dunno. Marshmellow pony Utopia is pretty neat. What happens if she wins, besides taking me with her? Do I become a new background pony?

>>30048079
That might work, did he not have to sleep. But he does, and she'll always be waiting there.

>>30048034
Saved for posterity.

I know I didn't throw out the Twist I drew but I haven't been able to find the damn thing. It was actually worse than these bean ponies.

>>30048081
Awesome!

>>30048095
Nice!

>>30048105
>1998
I was about... 5 or 8 maybe.

>>30048106
No.
She becomes... You. And you have to share your mind with her. A cognitive split personality... Foreverrrrr...

>>30048092
pinkie really is the best pony

except for when rairty is the best

except for when rainbow dash is the best

except for when twilight is the best

except for when fluttershy is the best

except fro when AJ is the best

except when pinkie is the best

>>30048077
That's nice, I just wasn't expecting that. I hope next episodes will have less chocolate rains.

>>30048079
He must do it for us all. If the tear in reality will be big enough, ponies will swarm into this world!

WHERE ARE THE OTHER ALICORNS

AND LUNA IS GODDAMN HORRIBLE

>>30048043

I don't know. Develop Schizophrenia? Is that even what I have? Is there a term for reoccurring dreams like I am having?

>>30048069

But then no more bacon.

>>30048106
You'll retroactively become "that terrified looking pony who appears in the background of a few episodes"

Then Rod Serling will give the closing narration

>>30048124
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSEiEB2oyeQ&feature=related

>>30048000

goddammit, now i have to re-read the damn thing, i don't remember them saying anything about the ship they found the sphere in being made in the future

First pony drawing.

NO REFERENCES, NO SLEEP, FINAL DESTINATION.


I've actually got to get around to using the guide to draw some better ponies, I've got a few ideas kicking around.

>>30048106

I don't know, Anon. This is your choice to make. Think about it, though: if it was an appealing existence, wouldn't she tell you her plan? Wouldn't she give you a choice? If she's forcing you into it, it's probably something you don't want to do.

Or maybe you do want to do it and she only thinks you don't. I don't know, I don't have your brain. Just don't mention the rest of us, I'm happy enough to stick to imagining it. Fantasy and reality are two very very different things.

>>30048111
You've improved so fucking much. Makes me sad because I've barely improved at all.
I've peaked.
Feels bad man.

>>30048137

>Develop Schizophrenia? Is that even what I have?

Read a book. Please, any of them. Just read something. You could be learning something right now instead of saying stupid shit in a thread on 4chan.

>>30048137
Why not? They keep pigs, and the pigs will die some time. And if not, with you by her side, Pinkie could do anything - including going on a shopping trip in this world.

>>30048130
the next episode has vanilla rain

its sticky and gets all over her and her friends help her lick clean all the bits she cant reach herself

>>30048072
I asked you but you didn't answer - how about another painting?

>>30048132
>insulting luna

id watch my back irl if i were you, friend

nothing good is coming your way, i can promise you that

>>30048120
that could give masturbation a whole new spin

>>30048106

No. You become the eventually boyfriend pony that ruins that show and causes it to be canceled, only to be replaced by more terrible "Hahaha, boys and fashion!" pony cartoon. And that's a hell you'll never wake up from.

>>30048158

You did? Okay, I must have missed that. What do you have in mind?

>>30048152
relax its just some middleschool kid playing pretend for attention

everyone should ignore the dream kid

>>30048152
>>30048170

Shut up, I'm having fun fucking with him.

>First pony drawing.
Oh...oh god...

>>30048157
For fuck's sake. Enough with sticky liquids on ponies! I'm beginning to get disconnected from the show. Soon I'll stop watching it, get a trip and will begin ERPing with everything that texts me back.

The fact that S2E2 was pretty meh doesn't help.

>>30048151
pfft. You just have to branch out to different drawing and coloring styles.

>>30048152

>Saying stupid shit on 4chan

Isn't that what we all come here to do?

Besides, I just finished the second Uplift trilogy and haven't found something else to read yet.

>>30048180
stop having fun

do you fucking know how much i hate it when people have fun

it makes me so mad i could post

>>30048191

>S2E2 was pretty meh

...are we talking about the same show?

>>30048111

KIDNEY BEAN PONY!!

i love it!

>>30048186
Better than I.

and no, didn't save, forget to empty trash bin, took it out to post, going back in now

>>30047610

>>30048191
I liked enjoying the show on its innocent, whimsical fun. Too many ponies covering themselves in delicious liquids could ruin that

Here's AJ committing sepuku

>>30048205

Ah!

the best thing i've ever been a part of.

>>30048194

No shit, man. We're anonymous here. It's a hell of a lot more healthy to be living out your fucked up fantasies here than it is to do it where people recognize you. We all fantasize weird shit, some of us just fantasize weirder shit than others.

>>30048191
>The fact that S2E2 was pretty meh doesn't help.
>S2E2
>Meh

You're joking right? Good joke man, you almost got me 10/10

>>30048214
>Fancy mathematics.

>>30048186
First pony time?

Feels bad knowing I drew this all those months ago...

>>30048214
>Seppuku - Ritual Suicide
>looks like a board game

>>30048191
hey i've been writing small creepy sex stuff posts since october and we watched the first episode together and i haven't done any of that shit yet.

just reading all of my posts won't convert you into a huge fucking faggot.

or maybe they will

maybe they will

>>30048071
Damn Pacce, you're being a bitch tonight.

>>30048237
>that's the joke.jpg

>>30048237

>>30048226

>Weird shit

Yeah, that pretty much covers it. I'd just like to have a normal zombie dream for once. You know, run from hordes of the living dead rather than work in a kitchen that's entirely too small for me, regardless of how adorable and bouncy the pony next to me is.

>>30048201
>>30048229
Yes.
I understand it was 22 minutes limit, and I liked jokes about chaos and stuff, but the fact that Twilight was running around with idiot ball for the entire episode (before passing it to Discord), or the fact that the lifting of Discord's corruption was so... underwhelming. I mean, I like Discrod too, but the whole thing just wasn't there.

Maybe you have successfully killed my affection to ponies. You should be proud, guys.

>>30048241
I am weak-willed, what can I say?

>>30048258
>>30048250
Ah.

I feel like an ass.

>>30048237
>he doesn't know of "commit sudoku"

>>30048000
>>30048146
Maybe I autofiltered myself?
Have some Sphere
<--

We need a scottish pony.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q2fizeoT22g&feature=related

Who is ghost and why are brinues so butt hurt about him

One day, I will use one of those guideamajiggies and drawificate things more better...
But that requires fucking WORK.
...Or boredom...

>>30048208

>>30048243
I'm having trouble writing and my colour jobs are displeasing me.
So I'm taking it on X.
Again.

>>30047536
I woke up with a pony's hooves in my pants. That's what I did today.

Oh God I just thought of the best hypothetical ever.

You can go to Equestria blah blah fucking blah you all know the damn drill, anyway the catch is you have to live with Peggy Hill for a month. Every day of that month, she pulls one of her shenanigans and you have to help her out of whatever trouble she gets herself into.

Make your choice.

>>30048291
Have some FLuttershy to cheer up!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JjBjtktLT9U&feature=feedlik

>>30048291

I didn't know you colored straight up porn. Or is this a "Gilda is my waifu so it's okay" thing?

>>30048289

>>30048298

>>30048151
I love the shit out of all your stuff, especially your dynamism.

Try out some more of those brushes, though. I really like the oil ones, but I've also started like the Fur Smudge brush.

>>30048282
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uctCq1um3Ko
He is just a fun guy.

I spend too much time on plot and not enough time on the clop, so this fan fiction is DISCONTINUED.

The story was supposed to end before the ---, but I felt it wasn't in depth enough. Shame on me.

Cya'll next time on "Anon doesn't fulfill promises and feels like shit."

I just drew that for you /co/

>>30048285
I have been drawing like a crazy for a week, then people post their first ponies and I notice I'm barely at >>30048072
This level. I got demoralized.

>>30048310
Good!

>>30048229
>twi_bukkake_fail.png

>>30048310
you bastard! fluttershy's hair doesn't curl that way!

that's it! i'm not fapping anymore! i hope you're happy!

>>30048291
I hate you

>>30048310

>>30048317
Eh, I got a sketchbook sitting on my desk but hey, I have important shit to do...like...well, there is that one thing... Fuck.

Pony dreaming anon. See, now is the time for SCIENCE! Mess with Ponyville in noticeable way. For example, crave something on Twilight's tree right on the door. Then, wait for new Episodes. If it appears, you really are traveling to Ponyville and not insane! If not.. well, atleast you get to experience a temporary reprieve from the daily grind of human life.

>>30048308
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YT21PkHtQeM&feature=related

Anyone have a IRL pic of Ghost?

>>30048309
It was doomed from the start anyway. S'alright.

>>30048304
I don't really care that it's porn one way or the other.
Though it IS kinda funny how little porn there is of Dash and Gilda considering the collective shrieking that they were both fucking each other when the episode aired.
I still need to colour Littlepip with Calamity's dick on her head, but I just kinda wish I could get someone else to do it who would be better.

>>30048280
Okay, that was weird, apparently 4chan silently eats posts with ifile links or pirates
anyway I trust you all know what to do with embedded image+rar files

>>30048309
You did good, but not everyone can write a quickfic from the get-go to the end. Write it up first before you post it next time you decide to do a fic, mkay?

>>30048340
Here you go!

>>30048282
Isn't he some buttmad Texan racist fuck?

>>30048353
>pony skulls look like human skulls

I'm ok with this.

>>30048327
You still haven't given me your story request.

>>30048298

That is not even close to worth it. Can I still just kill all of my family members bare handed?

Reposting this because seriously god damn.

>>30048335
that doesn't really prove you're traveling to Ponyville, but manipulating the collective unconscious is cool enough on its own

>>30048377

Discord has been working out?

>>30048271
No one wants to discuss flaws of S2E2?

>>30048377
Looks nice.

Any drawfriend willing to ponify this?

>>30048298

If I can put up with Peggy for a month... then I'll be able to put up with anything. Let's give it a try.

>>30048352
Faceless I failed you. I couldn't find a Lyra pic to your specifications.

>>30048375
Better method of getting to Equestria

>>30048391
The only flaws is that the ending was anticlimatic, should have been three parts, and we had to say goodbye to Discord.

Everything else was perfect.

>>30048394
You're gonna to post it on /v/ after that?

...godspeed.

Only the best Crusader was right!

Discord isn't about evil or confusion, he's straight up Chaos!

>>30048354
In ways he makes me sad that I cannot listen to his radio live.
But in other ways I am scared to hear an un-harrased show that moron could come up with.

>>30048391
The ending was rushed. That's pretty much it.

Other than that, it's probably one of the best episodes of the series.

>>30048226
I would never tell anybbody about my subconcious' unhealthy fascination with rainbow dash non-anonymously

>>30048406
What about Twilight acting all stupid? Or lifting Discord's curse?

Fluttershy was confirmed for the fastest pony though. I approve.

>>30048424
Maybe I really am losing it.

Someone said Cartoonlion was deaf.

Confirm/deny?

>>30048425

until you get really drunk

>>30048365
I didn't think you'd remember that. I'm sure a writer and colorist such as yourself is too busy to write a lowly request of mine. I'll have to think of something.

>>30048430
>All stupid

Emotional would be the right word

>>30048394
Not sure it would be recognizable like that, you need pony Walton Simons in the scene, gloating.

>>30048430
Dash was carrying two ponies and a city, she's excused

>>30048402

At least you're doing this at night. If you did it in a day thread it might catch popularity.

>>30048399
I couldn't either. It just doesn't exist.

>>30048447
No, I mean, Friendship is Magic and stuff, and then she gathers her dysfunctional group with the words "We'll defeat Discord and fuck friendship!"

I liked Spike Dash.

>>30048458
Apologist.

>>30048438
I'd have to get pretty fucking drunk to admit I liked a blue marshmallow pony at all, never mind had dreams where I was in a relationship with her

>>30048444
Well, you are as an amoeba to me.
And yeah I'm going to fucking twist it.
I fucking twist everything I write.
But I promise, I won't twist it against you and I won't have any girls kiss each other (or anything else romantic or casually sexual).

Honest Buffalo.

>>30048438
Even at my drunkest, when me and my friends were watching children's tv for kicks, I have reservations about mentioning MLP.

>>30048469
well, you try carrying New Cloudsdale, last best hope for a chaos free city, without slowing down a little

>>30047917
>Screwball and Discord lovingly embracing
They make a cute couple, in some strange way.

>>30048464
Maybe you could use your influence to get one made? Maybe Kloudmutt?

>>30048483
>>30048471

man, i wish i were like you guys.

alcohol makes me want to talk about ponies so hard.

>>30048487
i cant stop staring

So I don't know if anyone remembers that origin fanfic I had planned for Lyra, what with her previously being a human, but after that hypothetical earlier over killing your family bare handed I'm considering including something like that. I'd have to be subtle about it, I wouldn't come right out and say what had happened, but I would drop enough hints for the audience to catch on themselves.

Assuming of course I ever get around to writing it. sigh.

Not sure what to feel with this.

>>30048430

They kinda showed that the hypnosis Discord put them under was at least partially due to the Mane 6's own weakness. When Applejack was brought back to normal she mentioned that she was afraid of the truth which allowed her to fall prey to Discord's curse, they even showed Rarity at least fighting it through will power for the brief moments before she falls to Tom.

As for Twilight, her new home was destroyed and her friends were all completely different people. I don't think there was too much idiot ball in her own actions.

Discord though...yeah he just stood still and let them shoot him even when it was obvious they were back to their normal selves.

>>30048484
A city made of CLOUDS. Fucking CLOUDS.

Fluttershy carried a bunch of other ponies too, and a balloon. Stop being jelly.

>>30048481
LIES, FILTHY GRIFFON LIES FROM A LIAR

>>30048497
There's a reason I don't talk about ponies. And that's because if anybody knew I had a fucking waifu I'd never hear the end of it, and rightfully so

>>30048506
Still cute.

>>30048391
Eh, it could've been better. It felt akward.

>>30048487
>I WILL RETURN

Cool effect. How do?

>>30048497
>483
here

I *want* to talk pony, and I know some of my friends watch it (unless they're dropping references without watching it, somehow), but... eh.

>>30048509
The only thing I lie about are deadlines.

>>30048515

Yeah, don't ever tell anyone.

>>30048508
The balloon could carry its own weight and more, there's only air resistance there to think about

I don't have any friends who watch MLP but I feel the need to talk about it. That's why I'm here, though I mostly just lurk.

>>30048507
He was only doing that to fuck with them - fluttershy didn't have any easily exploitable weaknesses, so he just punched her in the face. Making them think it was their fault is fun!

>>30048507
Again, I mean she suddenly forgot their powers stem from friendship and honesty and shit like that and went to fight Discord with a bunch of not-really-friends. Hurr.

>>30048527
>air resistance
I was talking about it.

>>30048506
>purrlight sprinkles
oh god

>>30048507

Holy shit I want that on a shirt so bad. I thought that guy that had the Pinkie one on a shirt was a pretty big faggot, but this...

God damn. So much want. IT'S TOO OBVIOUS, THOUGH. I CAN'T EVEN WEAR A SUBTLE PONY SHIRT.

internal conflict rising.

>>30048522
I try to be nicer to you and you just keep pissing me off, Pacce.

>>30048515

I know that feeling bro.

>>30048520
We're you're friends, aren't we?
And I, for one, am already drunk!

>>30048537
She was also doing it so they could beat discord and then "never see each other again" - she wasn't thinking straight. Perhaps Discord can't directly fuck with the most powerful element, but that still doesn't stop him from putting heavy influence on her

>>30048546
Um. [spoilers]Is there one of those for Fluttershy?[/spoilers]

>>30048520

>they're dropping references

They obviously watch it and are trying to see if you'll react. Even if you just slightly raise an eyebrow or something next time they do it, that might give it away.

>>30048487
Whoops, let's try that again.

>>30048546
actually, worst part, dreaming that she's in my arms, and then waking up to hugging my pillow. I've become everything I used to hate.

>>30048553
"He was influencing her indirectly" is kind of a weak excuse.

>>30048567
>not falling asleep cuddling a pillow

casual

>>30048545
I mean it though.
I will seriously not make your request into anything to insult or offend you. I'll just put in a twist so it won't be just the synopsis of your request with more words in the middle.
Just don't ask for Dash to date or screw doods or for me to murder/mutilate any of the the characters and I'll do whatever you ask for.

I don't know who drew this, but I have coloured it.
My first time trying different layers with multiply on. I like it.

>>30048604
That tier list makes the image

>>30048604

Looks good to me

>>30048604
Ya know.
I got this funny feeling that FLAK drew it.

>>30048546
This reminds me of that zoom in video...

I need a drink. Now.

>>30048604
Also very good work.
And I can totally "hear" her voice cracking when she says "me".

>>30048622
Yeah, but who the hell is Flak?

>>30048561
>trust your force, and head for the Garden of Madness!

>>30048604
Multiply is fun. Try some colors though. Shading with grey is bleh. For off-white and cream colors red make s surprisingly good shade.

>>30048604

give yourself a pat on the back, you deserve it
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UL6ZZ7H1fqA&list=FLQ7SyEDMR8dJ6V9d29V0qUQ&index=219

>>30048570

Well I'm pretty sure if the Mane 6 got into a big fight without Discord around then none of them would turn grey like Twilight did on her own. That's a hint that just Discord's presence itself was enough to influence ponies.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hg9bfXlmIE4&feature=feedlik

ergh..

I thought my text had changed to Comic Sans because of some /co/ prank but it turns out I had accidentally hit Ctrl+. Crisis averted.

>>30048570
Not really, it's what he did to the others, just Twilight, being by his own admission the most powerful element, would take a lot more before succumbing. She would never give up on her friends so easily normally, that was half the episodes last season

>>30048576
but I don't WANT a waifu, anonymous
it just happened

>>30048753

>>30048753
your lips say no, but your clinging arms say yes

>>30048774
if I let her go, she might be sad
I could never do that to her, much as I wish I could

>>30048694
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c6KScFGXiJk

>>30048786
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1HZp4ClFXY&feature=feedf

oh god what's happening how did I get here

>>30048818
All the smart fuckers are asleep now

so did anyone upload that MAD episode from last night?

>>30048840
>MAD

Is there anything worse than that show?

Cancer, maybe

>>30048840
Still waiting, surprised no one has it actually

>>30048852
Who cares? Ponyfags and Brownies are considered worst than Cancer in many places and here we are.