Emperor Putin in the house

This.

Get out of my head.

>>30043020

>>30043032

You asshole, I finally get it out and you go and do that

It would fail horribly. Celestia's battlemages would decimate Russian ground troops, and there would be scores of deserters (Equestria's a hell of a lot nicer than cold-ass Russia).

>>30043052

single parent households

>Equestria: Red Dawn
They must want the Apple Orchards for vodka manufacturing purposes. The Apple family is having none of that Russian swill, they're decent, god fearing whiskey drinking, democracy loving ponies.

I don't fap to tiny equines I am entitled to.

Has anyone made, like, an MLP text-adventure yet?

>>30042988
magical horsemeat burgers for lunch

>>30043082
you, talking pink thing. Russia is very nice.

>>30043097
>>30043052
WHY CAN'T WE HAVE A BAD ASS LEADER LIKE PUTIN? WE NEED ANOTHER TEDDY ROOSEVELT!

This thread is super russian

>>30042988
>>30042988
>>30042988
http://2ch.so/mlp/

Let's find out.

>>30043106
We've had alot of lightweight drawfags who can't handle porn lately.

Shout in particular is fucking annoying about it.

Requesting Littlepip and Homage

>>30043136
I smell a raid coming on.

here is the current MLP general
http://2ch.so/mlp/res/136606.html

>>30043137
I draw porn, if axed to.

>>30043131
don't worry jesus. he is with all of those who believe return

>>30043137
there are drawfags who don't do porn? what the fuck?

In Soviet Russia, pony should not pony pony.

If you're gonna go on about this, I should probably point out that each study conducted determined that the importance of having a two parent household was simply the fact that there were TWO parents, and that the genders of said parents were of little importance.

So, homosexuals, rejoice.

>>30043117
You're in the wrong general, Juice.

What if I put my dick in your ass

>>30043158
I don't. It really doesn't interest me.

>>30043137

Shout is so much in denial it's pretty funny to watch

His shit is too cartoony to make decent 34 anyway

the discorded ponies walk through poison joke
what happen

Vodka, krokodil, tracksuits, snow, spaghetti, treats, etc.

>>30043125

I'm sure. That's why invading Russia in the winter is always so successful.

>>30043189

instant death

>>30043181
Fuck you, Rose. Go away again.

>>30043181
whats your da and shit ?
post some of your pictures

>>30043158
I knooooow right? Hurr durr I have this ability to make anything possible, but porn is bad!

>>30043193
mongols did. and they were incredibly successful

So I'm currently making a custom mob during my spare time but I was wonder where I should put it first?

So do you guys want to see Ponies in Fallout:NV or Oblivion?

>>30043158
>there are drawfags who don't do porn for now
ftfy

>>30043203

hey did we ever get a confirmation on why she left?

>>30043216
New Vegas

What if Equestria was invaded by RUSSIAN DANCING MEN?

Russia would win hard. I doubt the ponies would know how to handle guns, constant shelling, and smog belching machines of death. I think they'd probably be so shocked after the first barrage that they'd surrender.

>>30043216
...I wouldn't mind them being in Oblivion, but I think I'd have trouble bringing myself to kill them.

>>30042988

This is now a Pinkie Pie - Rarity shipping thread

discuss

>>30043188
I'm getting this distinct feeling that he really hates /co/.

>>30043222
bitch learned her placce

>>30043239

Pinkie would challenge them, and win, in a cossack dancing contest

>>30043250
that sounds like a cute ship that I am okay with

>>30043221
hahaha.

This is true.

>>30043250
that ship sucks dick.

>>30043175
you miss, faggot!

>>30043216

>ponies in Fallout: NV

Should not want.

Should very not want.

>http://2ch.so/mlp/res/136606.html

Go to the bottom.
Let's find out, shall we?

>>30043250
I don't even know where to start with this ship.

Shipping is Pinkie is ridiculous.

>>30043167

Okay guys So I finally decided to write that AT-AT X Rarity X Gilda Fap fic. Probably be done by tomorrow or the next day since I suck at writing fap fics. anyone wanna trow some advice my way before I start typing?

>>30043204
>>30043203
Sorry, putting my name back on. Google Chrome forces me to be anon, and it has become my default state.

>>30043221
And there are some who just won't. I do this for fun, and because I like the world building and fanfiction discussions.

>>30043286
the fuck is up with the sonic rainboom potato?

buccaneers ahoy!
>fuck it this is as pony as it's getting

>>30043082
Do not underestimate the hardiness of Russian men. Instead of mothers' milk they are raised on vodka, and they teethe on bullet shells, some of which are empty. After the harsh winter of their childhood, the equally harsh winter of their adulthood begins. To a Russian, happiness is as bleak and fleeting as a Russian summer. There is only the cold, and the knowledge that without more vodka your blood will freeze in your veins when you fall asleep. There is nothing Celestia can do to these husks of humanity that their birthplace has not already put them through.

>>30043291
>AT-AT

Those are way too big, and don't even have penises.

>>30043253
We all hate /co/. Some of us just hate it less than others.
I love this place so much

>>30043301
DAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

>>30043287
It's like shipping an 8-year old. Just don't

>>30043310
It's magic, he ain't gotta explain shit.

>>30043213

Bah. That barely counts. By that point the central government was too weak to form any sort of unified front.

My point is, if you can use the weather as a weapon, you live in a pretty shitty place.

>>30043305
wow neat, that's so cu-
wait.
are you ross?
ROSS YOU FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT

Advance, Comrades, for the noble cause call us to arms! let us crush and decimate the foul and rotten system that plagues these lands and bring order and equality to it's inhabitants under the glorious red star!

we enter the tyranic kingdom of equestria, we will only leave from the people's soviet of equestrigrad!

>>30043158
>>30043137
We've got enough porn you greedy fucks. Some people just want to draw other things.

>>30043319

shes not 8!

shes just silly.

guys i've gotten addicted to the askx tumblr bullshit things what the fuck is wrong with me.

>>30043305
>a bit of grog later
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGyPuey-1Jw

>>30043338
>We've got enough porn
I don't understand

>That feel when you realise that if you were magically transported to equestria, all the ponies would be shocked and appalled by you, the MC's would be terrified of you, the townsponies would capture you, hold a mock trial, and have you executed for a crime you didn't commit

>>30043319
>shipping an 8 year old

That never stopped anyone.

>>30043277
>Playable Ponies in Fallout: NV

>>30043211
They might be sick of ponies

>CMC asking Twilight about all the adventures she's had.
>Tells them about how they fought Discord
>"And that was the end of Discord"
>"AU CONTRAIRE, MON PETIT PONEY"
>yfw

>>30043216
>Ponies in New Vegas

DON'T YOU FUCKING EVEN.

>>30043347
yeah, those words don't make any sense together, i'm confused

>>30043349

well I can't say I wouldn't deserve it

>>30043349
They deal with Dragons civilly, and we don't have any particularly noticeable scary features.

>>30043319
pinkie ships are my favourites though, pinkie pie isn't 8 or no more so than any other pony. She's just eccentric

>>30043310
Well I could always do a Deathwing, Godzilla, Celestia gangbang instead.

>>30043287
One should not aggravate Best Pony.

>>30043340
But she acts like an eight-year old. So, maybe it's not shipping an 8-ear old, but she's mentally on that level. That's creepy.

>>30043315
That shit's dumb, creepy, and pathetic.

>>30043337
Glorious obsolete tank assault

/thread

>>30043315

Wait, wait, wait.

My landlord doesn't allow pets, but is a sentient being considered a pet? I mean, if it's capable of the English language, and even capable of chipping in on the rent, it's more of a roommate than a pet at that point.

Fuck it, I'd just threaten to take him to court. I've actually got a pretty good lawyer, even if I'm poor as shit.

>>30043259
NO ONE IS BETTER AT DANCING THAN RUSSIAN DANCING MEN

WATCH AS WE DANCE WITH BALLPOINT PEN

>>30043333
oh god no. i, for one, have construction lines

>>30043380
He will fuck you up if you do.

>>30043373
She can take it.

>>30043319

An eight year-old with assets.

>complaining about people not wanting to draw porn
Really faggots?

Really?

>>30043395
well shit, you're really good at drawing then, do you have a da or something?

>>30043388

Once we unanimously pick a name i will never, ever change it.

its OPPP, Colgate, Scratch... and those are the only ones i can think of right now that have alternate names

Screwball now, i guess

>>30043388
Since when did ponychan's opinion matter?

>>30043388

Oh boy here we go.

>>30043388
Where is this DA, so that I may shit on him for being such a whiny, self-centered faggot?

>>30043388
>ponychan_official
there's another one of those nonsense statements, what the hell is going on

>>30043413
And that's good? Taking advantage of someone with little mental capacity?

Guys, first humanized pony, how did I do?

>>30043357
Then get the fuck out and stop bitching about it.

>>30043388

>caring what a one-shot character's name is

Wait what?

Swaetshrit and CrookedTrees are dating each other?

>>30043395
I actually like the way he uses block coloring instead of construction lines. It's similar to flockdraw.

>>30043419
I think it was some people just being sarcastic.

>>30043419
>>30043441
>youmustbenewhere
we're being sarcastic

>>30043388
How official is this not official at all naming of a background pony? Still calling her screwball as Topsy Turvy sounds a little too trying.

>>30043403
I'm glad we can come to an agreement on that. well back to coming up with a story for that.

>>30043448
I WANNA RAPE ITS HAIRY VAGINA

>>30043413

don't let her fool you, she can teach you things that don't even have names yet

>>30043388
Not gonna lie.
Topsy Turvy's a better name.
Just naming a pony after their cutie mark is kinda lazy.

Well...
Except for Daisy, Rose, and Lily.
They don't count.

>>30043349

I actually brought this up a God damn long time ago, when someone asked which pony we would attempt to communicate with first. I said either Twilight or Fluttershy because everyone else would freak the fuck out.

I mean Fluttershy will still probably freak out, but she's better with strange creatures than everyone else. Besides, she'd at least be able to give you a place to lay low and shit.

>people implying pinkie pie is mentally stunted to the age of 8
why?
why can't she just be happy?

>>30043388
>pony literally has a screwball cutie mark that would totally fit as her name, too
>NUUUUUUHHHH PONECHAN WANNA MAEK IT TOPPY TURV WEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHH

manwithalcohol.jpg

>>30043386
Yeah. How DARE someone try to make something cute. We're hard men. Doing hard things. We can't tolerate this kind of namby-pamby heartwarming shit.

>>30043448
That's beautiful.

>>30043448

>black celestia

oh boy here we go again

>>30043448

dude thats awesome.

did you realize it's a flying monkey?

>>30043455
Did you think they were kidding when they said they loved each other?

>>30043497
how can going to hell be so hilarious?

>>30043455
>you actually liked that post

I stopped watching them on tumblr immediately after this shit. I fucking hate flamboyantly homosexual furfags.

>>30043386
I believe it's adorable, adorable, absolutely adorable, and adorable.

Is there a problem?

>>30043484
... a lot of ponies have their names derived specifically from their cutie marks.

A lot.

Lyra
Bonbon
Diamond Tiara
Silver Spoon
Twist (candy canes have twists)
The Flower Trio

And that's just a few.

>>30043455
> pansexuality
Wat?
He's gay?

>>30043484
Merrie Melody would have also gotten the reference, though Screwball just rolls off the tongue better.
But what do I care what they call her, I'm just sticking with Screwball. One has to wonder how long that poll was even up, and how many people voted in it. A poll open for five minutes and with only one vote wouldn't be very fair, after all.

Heat...beam...eyeblasts?

Heat beam EYEBLASTS

>>30043441

Pinkie still has all of her wits about her and she's actually proven to be intelligent on a few occasions. She really is just silly.

>>30043522

Pansexuality is master race, dude.

i WISH i were pansexual

>>30043522

No, he has a thing for pans

>>30043522

it means his sexual identity is stunted to the point where he considers love outside your own species a possibility

>>30043527
Punches from the punch dimension, Scherzo. Just like Cyclops.

>>30043309

Hoardes of these cold, stony men arrive on the sunny shores of Equestria. The land is bright and full of life, a place so perfect it brings tears to their eyes; for one who must take hold of any small bit of beauty and cherish it amidst bleak tundras, to witness such stirring vistas would be overwhelming. Slowly, they regain themselves, looking down at their gloved hands and the weapons clutched within. A silent thought passes between them, and their fingers open, dropping the rifles into the long grass below. The men wander away slowly, as dreamers, allowing themselves to be taken in as they leave behind their old lives of hardship and misery. Thus would the first battle unfold, and many more after.

The pony's name is Merry Melody you massive faggots. Topsy Turvy and Screwball are both stupid as hell.

And OPPP is a DESCRIPTION, not a name, you dumbfuck. Her name's Berry Punch.

Pinkie pie built her own helicopter
8 year olds don't build functioning helicopters
she's an eccentric, mentally unstable maybe but not mentally handicapped

>>30043527
>punches from the pu-
>>30043572
FUCK

>>30043519
But Twist's name isn't candy cane.
And I think Silver Spoon and Diamond Tiara's cutie marks/names suck.
I'm not saying their name can't shouldn't have something to do with their cutie mark.
But say, for instance, calling Pinkie Pie "Balloons" is just... boring.

>>30043419
Trolled hard.

>>30043559
speaking of stunted...

I say we name Topsy Turvy/Screwball Jesus Jr. That way both /co/ AND ponychan are unhappy! Fair deal?

>>30043478
Finally somebody has lusted over one of my pictures! My goal as an artist is complete.
>>30043497
I enjoyed that way too much.

>>30043574

Don't care

OPPP

>>30043522
No, he's not picky enough to only be gay.

>>30043543
>>30043549
Oh, okay.
I guess I go fuck some kitchenware now.

>>30043559
Pansexual = Furry
Okay, I get it.

>>30043559
Hilarious.

Heeeeeeeeere's Pinkie!

I WILL NOW USE MY AUTHORITY AS A FAN TO REFER TO HER AS SUPER KING BIG DICK.

I HAVE SPOKEN.

>>30043543
I don't know man, could you make it through the day with a raging hard on because everything turns you on?

>>30043613
what is this, politically oblivious iguana?

>>30043574
Actually Merry Melody is better than both.
It works on so many levels.

>>30043597
>OPPP
Over-powered pink pony?

>>30043626

what, you didn't go to middle school?

>>30043626

I'd learn to control it.

>>30043626
Yes.

>>30043574
I'm just going to personally name it "who knows" because seriously it doesn't matter unless you're trying to tell someone who it is.

>>30043621
Hear hear.

>>30043423
no

>>30043484
Damn, you are such a retard.
I never liked you tripfag.
come to think of it, I never liked any attention whore with name.

Does anyone have any character models of the mane 6 at their disposal? I wanna animate pony singing sea shanties.

>>30043649
i'm not sure if now would be an inappropriate time to offer you a dinojob

I just saw he season 2 episodes and they were total shit. Why do I even watch this cartoon.

>>30043216
Oblivion. Fuck. Yes. Do it now-soon.

I need ponies in real places

Finished the request. Again, thank you for finding that image.

>>30043704
THAT'S TOO MUCH BOOK RADIATION SWEETIE BELLE
YOUR HYPOTHALAMABMUS WILL EXPLODE!

>>30043216
Either one will work.

I just want to troll /v/ with it.

>>30043216

NV

I'm not gonna reinstall oblivion when skyrim is so near

>>30043702

this and pony cuddles

>>30043704
Thank you. That's very nice. And you're welcome.

>>30043689
wat?

>>30043663
Reminds me of the armor making fic from Cereal Velocity.

>>30043702
>"What is this abomination?"

>>30043696
>Oblivion MLP mounts mod

How has this not happened yet?

>>30043649
well where do you post your stuff then ?

>>30043704
I read that in her voice.
And I liked it.

>>30043484
>>30043131
wow guys
you there, in USA, think he is really cool?
I didn't know that tbh, it is hard to be aware of yours opinions from other side of the world.

>>30043736
somfog

>>30043689
Including a sleeping pill, a lullaby cassette. and a razor. That sounds like a pretty brutal killing.

>>30043663
>>30043689
Oh lol.

>YOUR FRIGGIN FACE WHEN DISCORD TOY ANNOUNCED AS NEW YORK COMIC-CON EXCLUSIVE

>>30043435
http://sakuyamon.deviantart.com/journal/44487957/#comments

>>30043774

sounds like a Saturday night out to me

Ok, I just did this in Photoshop. I'm trying to make a transparent background as well. Hopefully I got it the first time.

>>30043778

The tradeoff is that you have to go to the New York Comic-Con.

>>30043765
Most Americans don't even know who Putin is. Hell, I'm pretty sure that most people under 20 are oblivious that Stalin and the USSR are dead.

>>30043772

>>30043765
Everyone thinks Putin is awesome. No exceptions.

>>30043682
dammit no

>>30043799
that's pretty good but the ass ends way too high up

>>30043794
Oh god he's got a Kingdom Hearts avatar thing. He's probably one of Them.

So I finally gathered up what I hope is most of my kinky and rule 34 sketches...
There's way more than I thought...
I'm considering I might draw porn in my sleep because I don't remember doing any of these.
Then out of nowhere get an idea for a fanfiction completely unrelated to what I'm doing.

Gathering up porn sparked my first idea for a large fanfiction which is roughly about the return of Nightmare Moon being a cruel monster and killing half of Equestria.

I'm so conflicted right now...

What's going on in here? My mind is too boggled to read through the past posts.

>>30043822

>>30043778

IS THIS A HYPOTHETICAL OR DID THIS REALLY HAPPEN.

DON'T FUCK WITH ME ON THIS ANON. I WILL GET IN MY CAR AND DRIVE ALL THE WAY UP TO NEW YORK RIGHT THE FUCK NOW.

>>30043689
This is the greatest thing ever.

I am formally requesting fanart of this right now, because this is something for the ages.

>>30043794
wow, he's a pretty good artist

>>30043778
>yfw when they meant brony-con exclusive

>>30043816
And yes, he is pretty awesome.

>>30043704
Sweetiebelle, you're wrecking the spine of that poor book...
Now no one can have that knowledge again ;_;

>>30043754
>not pony
on /co/
>pony
doodle request anyone? it'll probably show up on the next thread

>>30043834
Post your r34 images.

captcha: auncis unsheathed.

>>30043794
Gentleman and a scholar.
Now, let's see what we're dealing wi--
>kingdom hearts fanfiction

>>30043816
STALIN IS DEAD>?!?!?!

>>30043864
she assimilates the knowledge of entire cultures so that no one else will ever know about them

>>30043834
Nothing is going on.
Post the damn 34!

>>30043866
Gilda and Grizelda meeting, with both of them "checking out" Dash?

>>30043772
>Baltimore Ravens flag in the background

Is this guy using random backgrounds or does he live in my home state?

>>30043913

>>30043882
I know people who think Japan is still an enemy of the US. And people wonder why I am a misanthrope.

>>30043834
Don't post your 34 here, just put in all in a mediafire link.

>>30043864
She's the queen of all knowledge, no one else shall gaze upon its glory.

>>30043903
And then making out with each other instead.

DOUK

>>30043933

I bow to the new queen.

Oui!

>>30043940

Grizelda?

>>30043834
write story

>>30043940
It's always gotta go there for you, doesn't it.

>>30043927

I know people who literally had never heard any music thats not top 40 pop.

>>30043816
>>30043816
oh god...
your education system still feeding your children with this propaganda shit?
Damn, USA is mcuh more retarded than I thought

>>30043967
Some old lady who would feed Gilda Bird seed in the park.

>>30043964
What is this?

>>30043772

Every time I see this image, I imagine walking down a crowded city street. No big deal, I'm just having a night out on the town, probably drove up to the city on a weekend to have some fun. I turn, walk into a bar, and this greets me.

I go back outside, and now everyone is a pony. Then I begin an internal conflict: do I go inside and drink until I can handle this situation, or do I return home as fast as possible, barricade the door, and prepare for the apocalypse?

Probably both.

>>30043963

samefaggot

>>30043965
>filename

it's like an equestrian anatomy class in here, you learn something that you didn't really want to know every day

>>30043878
>>30043839
>>30043822
>>30043772
>>30043736
>>30043913
>>30043919
I love these.

what happen if Christopher Nolan make a MLP movie?

>>30043903
god-dammit! lets see if i don't fuck it up then

>>30043967
Gilda's name in the pitch bible.

Was changed later in production.

>>30044002

Gilda has a better ring to it, in my opinion.

>>30043998

>>30043847

>animu

What the fuck ever, man

>>30044016
grizelda just makes me think of banjo kazooie

i'm on a B^U hate thread on /v/ and got linked to this http://www.splitreason.com/product/cad-comic/1162#

>>30043979
I know WAY too many people like that. I've been called a creepy music nerd because I listen to classical and jazz.

>>30043980
It's even worse than you could ever begin to imagine, trust me.

>>30044016
Indeed.

>>30043975
It seemed like the natural progression.
But I guess they could then arm wrestle....
AND THEN MAKE OUT WITH EACH OTHER!

>>30043998

>>30043868
They're kinda just blank pony sketches. No hair or details or anything... I usually don't add details until I ink. Which I'm considering streaming... But I may regret that... We'll see.

>>30043969
I'm planning on doing a whole comic series in an art style I haven't used yet...

Also real ponies cause I see people posting a lot of them.

>>30043979

I pity the faggot who is unaware of the miracle-on-Earth known as John Fogerty's work. Seriously, everyone should have at least one favorite CCR song.

>>30043998

you're welcome :3c

sometimes i wish ponies was real

>>30044044

is that an ass up in the top-right corner

FOR THOSE WHO WANT MORE IRL PONIES

look up mixermike622 on deviant art (aka fluffy butts). he made the bulk of these

>>30043980
They still tell the kids that the Natives and Pilgrims were best bros, and that Christopher Columbus discovered America. It's sickening.

>>30044058

thats for damn sure.

except i could never pick a favorite

...what?

Huh?

Party inside Pinkie?

>>30044039
>>30044016
Gotta agree.
But I did like some of the extra fluff on her.

>>30044060

samity

>>30044025
>mfw I have those exact same headphones.

>>30044079

wait why is discord cut in half?

>>30043984
That would be Color and Depth practice 2, by me.

I don't just practice anatomy lines all the time you know.

hey jesus check this out

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8PNAyN5quM

(now dont you ditch out on this mid way through)

>>30044044
I see a lot of Discord/Celestia... But I rarely see Discord/Luna...

Or Discord/Spike, but I feel I can move on from that.

I sure do want an episode where Twilight tries to does something smart for once.

>>30044079
WHAT?!

>>30044088

i want more cuddly pones

>>30044079
What.

>>30044067
no, it her wing

>>30043988
Any answer that's not "go in and start hitting on ponies" is the right answer.

>>30044079
WHAT!?
Why is Discord pieces?
That's completely crazy!

>>30044073
I've been meaning to do more, but I seem to have ran out of ideas...

>>30044099
Checking. And I was about to go to bed too, you crafty bastard.

>>30044135
fluttershy on the toilet

>>30044077

That's why I said "at least one favorite." If you want to choose "all of them," that is an acceptable choice.

>>30044128

does that count as bestiality

>>30044121

>>30044058

My favorite from him is "Looking Out My Back Door". Fucking love that one line...

"DOOOOO DOOOOO DOOOOO LOOKIN' OUT MYYYYY BACK DOOR (bass climbs up three notes)"

>>30044160
second

Since Hasbro will be at NYCC, will ANYTHING from FiM be there? I only ask because even though I'm a fan, I want to stay away from the Bronies as far as possible.

>>30044135
Why not Celestia and a bunch of other ponies looking at a sunrise over a lush, green valley?

>>30044167

well they're not beasts.

its rishathra as far as i'm concerned

>>30044043
Why is Fluttershy just a floating head?

>>30044096
>>30044108
>>30044122
>>30044131
Make sense? Oh, what fun is there in making sense?
Seriously, what is going on?

>>30044176
Bronies creep the shit out of me.

And probably.

>>30044025

I wish I had my own Derpy. I'd walk her and clean up after her and feed her muffins.

Maybe not the last part. Muffins are pretty fucking expensive.

>>30044135
Maybe something non-pony, like Gummy?

hugs

>>30044196
So bake them. It's only science.

>>30044195
LOVE AND TOLERANCE MAN.

>>30044160
No silly, if you let her go before bedtime then how will she wet the bed?!

I love and tolerate all of you ironically.

>>30044182
she's sliding on the slide silly

>>30044201
Also dumping images you could use.

>>30044220
Oh boy here we go.

>>30044201

seconding this.

gummy at an alligator farm, or on the bayou or something

>>30044220

true, but there are sacrifices that a man has to make sometimes

>>30044176
see
>>30043778

>>30044210

Excuse me, I have a penis. Baking might as well be rocket science to me.

>>30044220
>>30044237
>>30044245
"I'd like to be a bedwetter."

>>30044233
I have a whole fucking folder of high res IRL wallpapers.

Would you like it all in a neat .rar next thread? This is your decision.

i am still selling posters. i got sethisto to sign a few when i went to bronycon, those ones will be an extra $40.

>>30044160
I may consider doing something silly with this one... But at a later time.

>>30044177
Help me find a picture? It's surprisingly hard finding pictures sometimes...

Alright, we just slipped off the front page.

now we can be as perverted as we want

>>30044260
I wish this wasn't so god damn true. I TRY SO HARD TO BAKE FOOD, BUT I NEVER SUCCEED! WHY IS BEING MALE SO HARD?

>>30044280

you went to bronycon?

you're a fucking faggot

>>30044280
glhf selling those to non-ponychanners.

>>30044278
Go for it.

>>30044202
smooches

>>30044280
bullshit, I sold all the posters and I still have to ship them out. but I can't right now because I'm on vacation.

and I haven't been to New York this year yet

>>30044280
>Sethisto's signature
>not Thiessen's
>worth any more than an extra cent

>>30044280
If you seriously got posters signed by seth, good luck selling them. I don't even think ponychan is that dumb.

Should I play NHL 12 or do some draw request for you guys?

>>30044278
That would be awesome.

>>30044280

Why the fuck would I want that faggot's signature fagging up my manly as fuck pony poster?

Use your brain Juice.

>>30044332
go play.

>>30044332

>not playing NFL blitz 2000

>>30043911
guys this reminds me of that one dream some anon had

im gonna draw that shit rigth...

wait for it...


...


NOW!

>>30044332
Do both at the same time. The results will be far more entertaining.

>>30044295
im an aerospace engineer. rocket science is casual shit to me. baking is nothing short of black magic.

>>30044280
Why didn't you get them signed by Thiessen?

>>30044099
ah shit nigger i was about to close but i waited since you said to go past halfway and i am glad i did.

>>30044354
Football sucks, plus i'm canadian what do you expect of me?
>>30044358
Give me a request then jesus!

>>30044050
> But I may regret that...
> regret

> announce in /co/ that you draw pony err i mean furry ofc pron
> get fame and tons of watchers and ass-lickers

Every artist comes to it sooner or later. Every. Just "sooner" or 'later"

>>30044326

>on vacation
>still visiting /co/

i know /co/ is awesome, but you should either be out drinking, or sleeping so that you can go out drinking when you wake up.

>>30044295

I hate being male. We're good at driving, we like shooting guns, and I have an easy time repairing my car. Not only that, I'm a white male. That adds a whole new level of complications.

LIFE IS SO HARD.

Discord is Tirek's court jester. Discuss.

>>30044283
Aw sweet. So like eh which pone's butt you want to lick or whatever?

Feel free to answer, any of you.

>>30044376
Wasn't me. And if I even was there I wouldn't bring posters. that'd be silly.

>>30044378
I'm about 9 minutes in. It's incredible.
>>30044382
Discord playing that game you were talking about with a sailor hat on.

>>30044135

Celestia one.
You still haven't figured out what BG will suit her.

>>30044382

Draw a pony playing hockey

Would you a ponys' sweat?

>>30044402
BUT GOD DAMN IT IF I WANT TO MAKE SOME POT BROWNIES!

>>30044281
I've been trying to find something suitable, but you're right. This is tougher than it should be.

>>30044434

dude how is baking hard?

just follow the instructions on the box

>>30044407
I would lick a­n­y p­ony butt submissively if they would let me
oh god I would do so much for them
SO MUCH

>>30044260
Technically, it's chemistry. You see, there's a saying: "Cooking is an art, but baking is Science."
And since guys are good at science, you should be able to pick it up, so long as you follow the recipes. I mean, hell, If I can make bread from scratch, then you can make some damn muffins.

>>30044386
drinking jager right now, if you must know. It's a family vacation so I can't do much. I could do a draw or something, but that's about it.

>>30044443
That's cheating. I'm talking about real baking. It's sorcery it is.

>>30044443

INSTRUCTIONS?

Nigger I was a Boy Scout. Where I come from, instructions are heresy. If you can't figure it out on your own, it's not worth doing.

>>30044362
>>30044295
>>30044260
baking doesn't even take skill, like cooking, you just follow the directions
>take some sugar, eggs, butter, mix them
>add some flour and spices
>pour into muffin tins
>throw it into the oven, fap to ponies for 10-15 minutes
that's literally all it takes

>>30044437
>>30044281
But this might work. Too big to post here.
http://whatandysees.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/misty-morning2.jpg

>>30044281
FLUFFY!
Derpy goes here.

>>30044281

http://apod.nasa.gov/apod/ap100621.html

sunrise and stonehenge?

this would be pretty plot heavy

>Mfw a quick google search shows Hasbro will be there
>but no FiM

Good. That's actually really good, do not want any to be near any bronies while playing UMVC3.

Remember the best time of your life? Maybe it was that summer you spent at space camp, perhaps a favorite class.

Got it in your head?

Good.

It doesn't get any better than that from here on out. The best years of your life are already gone.

If you haven't figured it out yet, life after HS is filled with either 60 hour workweeks, or 70 hours a week of college classes that will cost you $30,000 for four years. You will spend the next ten years working 60 hours a week for $8 an hour paying off this debt. Your degree will get you nothing. If you don't go to college, you have nothing but a life of low-pay slave labor to look forward to.

Nobody will ever love you. You're either fat, lazy, stupid, inept, disgusting, autistic, judgmental, self-centered, or a combination of the above. Any relationship you get into will end badly. Even if it lasts, it will degrade into mutual passive-aggressive loathing. Sex isn't anywhere near as good as it is made out to be. You will be sorely disappointed when you finally lose your virginity.

It doesn't get any easier. Free time will never be plentiful as it once was. You will never have the time to take up a hobby as you once did. Your days will be spent working, nights spent browsing the internet in a drunken stupor. You will eye the revolver in your nightstand longingly, and sigh as you fail to muster the fortitude to even pick it up, just as you fail to do so every day. You fall asleep after hours of lying awake, re-examining your life. You never reach a satisfying conclusion.

Enjoy the pic.

>>30044491
>>30044491
Damn Pacce, get some god damn food. How do you survive on condiments?

For all my baking needs I follow these instructions:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mOVDu7etQlc

>>30044465

I'm not good at science. I mean, maybe psychology, but chemistry? Good Lord no. Put me in a room with two non-volatile compounds and I'll recreate Hiroshima circa 1945.

I theorize every mlp haz twin in real human form. After months of searching I haz found her!

Guess who!

>>30044322
108 high res pictures
88.77MB

I feel ecstatic I can help you with making even one.

ETA UL time: 11 min

>>30044481
>>30044476

alright then, i'll enjoy my delicious brownies, then.

you enjoy all of your nothing.

>>30044530
Ringo Starr.

>>30044513
I order pizza.
Duh.

So in other news, Launchpad McQuack Won Gamespot's All Time Greatest Sidekicks.

>>30044449
oh god i would rim rarity submissively so hard. it'd taste of marshmallows and burbon. oh god im going to hell. what the fuck have you done to me /co/.

>>30044322

>>30044528
Don't be a sissy. Start easy. Make some bread or cupcakes. Pancakes would even work. Just make sure you have all the ingredients and the proper measuring tools, and it'll be a snap.

>>30044536
Fuck you, I have stoner friends to make me food.

>>30044489
hmm... Yeah, I'll mess with it.

I'll even stream it if anyone cares to hang out with me!

http://www.livestream.com/fluffy__butts

>>30044491
Resolution is a little too small for my liking...

>>30044534
Oh boy! After I'm done Leth's I'll go through all those.

You guys are weird. Making good food is easy. Just pay attention to what you're doing, and it's pretty hard to fuck up.

>>30044342
>>30044331
>>30044327
>>30044316
>>30044298
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2g5Hz17C4is

>>30044569

STOP TREATING ME LIKE I'M CAPABLE OF SUCCEEDING AT SOMETHING.

>>30044552

What's wrong with that leg?

>>30044596

alright, maybe it wasnt you.

but isn't that exactly how you'd want us to react?

>>30044499
>mfw high school was terrible
>college was meh
>working as a chemist is the greatest thing ive ever done and i couldnt be happer

also, being a chemist, i can cook like a badass.

pro tip guys: get a croc pot. those things are magical. chop up some meat, stick it in with a sauce (i do 1 part spaghetti sauce, 2 parts V8 vegetable juice), throw in some veggies and literally whatever else you want, bake at 350 for 3 hours. magic.

>>30044594
Making food is easy, if you're a wizard of some sort.

What no cooks? tonight I made myself salmon with mashed potatoes and cauliflower

Okay. Trying this again. I theorize everypwny has real human counterpart.

Guess who!

>>30044591

Oh fuck they're all staring at me.

What do I do /co/.

Jesus Christ somebody help I don't want to die.

>>30044610
yes, yes I would. Just trying to clear my bad name. Want a draw?

>>30044638
embrace the pony, it is the only way

>>30044629
>filename
No clue, bro.
Also, nice cropping.

>>30044629
I'm going to say this as nice as I can.
Stop.

>>30044603
If I don't, then no one will. Have some faith. Besides, chicks dig guys who can make them baked goods.

>>30044638
There's only one thing you CAN do...

>>30044322
Oh god
this is prefect but those aborigines..

>>30044613
This man speaks the truth. Cooking low and slow renders just about anything absolutely delicious. You cannot go wrong here.

>>30044629
>implying this isn't human Twilight Sparkle

>>30044613
>one part spaghetti sauce two parts V8

fuck sleep im trying this

>>30044629

>>30044642

uhh.. a pony as a pirate shooting something with a flintlock pistol?

You think we'll keep seeing the Elements all season?

>>30044322
or

>>30044638
I think pinkie / lyra / bon-bon are checking you out....well maybe not lyra and bon-bon.

>>30044499

Yeah, nah. I'm going to be an optimist instead.

Enjoy that world outlook you have there. I'm sure it will lead to happiness!

>>30044552
>Not making supreme master race homemade pizza
>in 2011

>>30044660
Plus it makes meat just fall apart in your mouth. Venison stew in a crock pot is delicious.