Here is a canon image of what Spike will grow up into

>>30015079
>canon
I don't think that word means what you think it means.

>>30014976
>People that can't appreciate humor regarding sexualised ponies are obviously autistic manchildren and their opinion is subsequently invalid.
Funny you should mention that I drew a comic about exactly such a thing

>Going to the Gala
>2011

Which gala dress was your favorite?

Pic related for me.

Oh hi mark.

I was writing in one of these generals, and then someone gave me the bright idea to stop posting it in 50 chunks and actually put it into a neat google document for people to read.

Now granted I was a little hungover at the time but I think I did an OK job, and (without trying to be facetious about my own handiwork) I'll take requests.

I know I got one yesterday. . . But I can't remember what it was. :|

And yes, I feel bad for writing this. But hey, we're all sexually frustrated here, so what the fuck, jump right in and tear that shit up

>>30015129

Dash's and Rarity were my favorite, Twilight's wasn't too bad either.

>>30015132
Discord twisting, tricking, coercing, and seducing the mane cast into shameful but amazing sex.

>>30015132
whoops, forgot to put the link down
https://docs.google.com/document/d/16BDW48YBdE_ZvOGGsTrfzRyyD_Ib_fgOAO00cGbi3_0/edit?hl=en_US

Tell me what you think guys

>>30015093
oh god
did you draw that because of those guys who kept saying how you betrayed them for liking poni?

>>30015129
Applejack's was clearly the best.

Whoops, new thread as I was writing this. It's Pinkamena, if it's not obvious.

Wow, I'm in a mood for anal tonight. Hope nobody minds.

You throw her against the wall as she screams at you. Fuck you, she says. That's the point, isn't it? One hand lifts up her pink skirt as the other pulls her permed hair. She's not even wearing panties, the slut. You nibble on her neck and ear as you whisper to her how much she's going to love it. She struggles against your touch as you grope her plump breasts. She continues to cuss at you, about what an animal, what a monster you are. You undo your pants, letting them fall to your ankles. You're hard and ready for her. Your fingers dip between her legs and she seems to agree. But tonight, it's going to be something new. Your force her legs apart and aim your length at her rear end. She's clawing at you, knowing what your plan is. No, she screams, not there. Too bad, you tell her as you thrust into her ass. She contracting, a tightness you've never felt before. Meanwhile, she's clawing at your face, but the pain makes it all the better. You know she's done this before at her "parties", which is why she's taking it like such a champ now. You pump in and out of her, delighting in her only tight hole. You bite down on her neck while she continues to scratch your back, still protesting. It's not long before you peak, firing stream after stream of your semen into her butt. You pull out and throw her to the ground, shoving your still hard penis into her face. It's time for her to clean it off with her tongue.

This is fun. Give me another character for anal play.Scenarios and kinks are welcome.

No, /co/, you are Rainbow Dash.

And then /co/ was traitor.

>>30015101
Yo, NTSTS. Go here quick; I'm too tired to continue onwards.

>>30015149
No I drew it because someone accused me of drawing slanted and opinionated comics that repainted any argument I was in such that I was always right and they were big dumb crazy hypocrites.
So I drew a comic in which I was right and they were big, dumb, crazy hypocrites.
That'll show 'em.

>>30015129

Luna's.

oh, and, uh, that fuckin star wars scene at the end of the last episode? Laughed my ass off when I realised what it was.

Even that very george lucas-esque circular transition to the credits made me grin like a chimp with a banana. Wish I had the video editing talent, I'd probably go and put some star wars music on it or run the two side-by-side for comparison.

Ask a guy who just got married to applejack while high anything

>>30015093
chirst i fucking love you glitter glue.

i wish i could show more of your comics to my internet friends without getting banned.

>>30015164
>>30015164

>>30015093
That always confused the shit out of me

People liked comics about a videogame aimed at little kids, but make comics about a cartoon aimed at little girls and people say you've lost credibility

>>30015180

>>30015147
>shameful but amazing sex.

this is my fetish.jpg

>>30015165
only if you go here first

>>30015151

>>30015190
because

>>30015188
>me and Pinky have been looking for you all morning
>me and Pinky
>PINKY

FORESHADOWING.

>>30015180

>Marriage

I'm so sorry.

>>30015180

Damn it Applejack, I thought you were more responsible than that.

I'm severely disappointed in you.

>>30015162
>pinkamena, if it's not obvious
It's not, really. This is some pretty generic sex between two pretty generic characters.

No offense, or anything.

>>30015162
fluttershy accidently gets stuck in a hole in a wall with her backend open and helpless to anyone who walks by

Her asshole gets fucked realtivly gently.

>>30015162
...Wow. Now I feel even worse about my fic, if you wrote that in ten minutes.

Be right back, deleting files.

>>30015162
Hey! It's... you.

sim sim sala-bim, it'll be done in a few hours, I guess.

>mfw I find myself becoming more immersed in my writing as time goes on

this... can't be good. In any case, all I need to do is never show this to anyone I know, right?

right.

>>30015242
What'll be done in a few hours?

>>30015236
>Her asshole gets fucked realtivly gently.
Not public use where five large guys come at her? Seriously?

>>30015240
no one cares about your low self esteem regarding your writting stop fishing for attention/compliments/begging for you to finish.

>>30015236
by Big Mac

SAD PONY GENERAL.

I'm still fucking reeling over the last episode.

Their friendship. It was so powerful. All those little call backs to awesome parts in season 1. It was amazing. I can't believe it felt so good.

Granted I was high as Hal Jordan on some premium dank, but holy shit. Just holy shit.

The ending had all the crazy "BELIEVE IN YOURSELF!" awesome that the Gurren Lagann finale did, but it left me with the same kind of emotional impact I felt at the ending of Cowboy Bebop (except happy instead of destroyed).

I am a huge faggot and I don't even care any more. What the hell did this show do to me.

Also, what happened to the CMC during the whole ordeal? I wanted to see Rarity kick Sweetiebelle out of the boutique and give Tom her room.

>>30015147
...what the fuck does discord even look like

he's half horse half dragon. and half man. and half machine.

TERRIFYING SCREAAAM~

THIIIIIS ISSSS THE PAIN KIIILLE- no

>>30015240
come the fuck on dude

i'm giving up on you now, you've done more bitching about the process of writing that in the last four days than you've probably done actually working on it

i'll just do it myself

>>30015162
>Scenarios and kinks are welcome.

Okay, okay, how about Twilight Sparkle... becoming more of a vapid bimbo (magic, hypnotism, whatever) with each thrust? Eh?

Which pony would you rather ride on?

>>30015283
It was a joke, NTSTS. It's getting done, I passed my roadblock.

>>30015287
>Riding on ponies

DO THEY LOOK LIKE ANIMALS TO YOU?

>>30015291
WELL IT'S NOT FUNNY

FINISH THAT STORY YOU JERK

>there will never be madmax 34

>>30015293
Yes?

>>30015204
I might take you up on that fiction request sometime, bro. I'll drop you an email or something.

>4:21am

God, what the fuck am I doin'? I gotta work tomorrow morning. Good night, /co/lts.

>>30015278

>I wanted to see Rarity kick Sweetiebelle out of the boutique and give Tom her room

WHY DIDN'T THIS HAPPEN.

>>30015282
he is everything with a shapeshifting dick who can snap his fingers to make anything ever happen to the world to your body to your mind.

>>30015277

I SECOND THIS NOTION.

>>30015093
Not sure if self-sarcastic or full of fuck...

This show is a piece of crap. Isn't it supposed to be about friendship? All I see are mental breakdowns and evil gods of chaos mindraping everyone.

>>30015287

Neil Patrick Harris is my favorite pony.

>>30015293
Sapphire Shores is a horse, she mentions that she reads 'Horse Quarterly'

>>30015308
no no. er, wait, yes. Ok, so he's everything, but I can't write about him if he's everything. What's his personality like? and what angle should I do it from?

I mean, I'm thinking of the joker here. and not the maniac laughing joke's-on-you batman, I mean the dark knight joker. the one that spun gags about doing horrible shit to people and was just cool with the whole chaos thing.

see also http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tnVfXwbhtw&feature=related

>>30015303
You do know there is madmax rule 34 right?

>>30015287
the steed of kings.

>>30015306
GOOD NIGHT NAMEBEARER OF KIN.

>>30015342
Shh...let him dwell on his delusions...

>>30015327

>"the pony of pop"

>captcha - lyeryu over

you, liar, are over.

>>30015327
>Mfw I was thinking about how MLP horses would be a violent, strong warrior race allied with an advanced race of apes and this ruined it for me

>>30015322

It's showing kids that even the most perfect looking of friends have emotions as well, it's like expecting food to never expire.

>>30015287
rainbow dash
IN FLIGHT

FULL SPEED AHEAD

>>30015334
>What's his personality like? and what angle should I do it from?
...he--... what's he like?
Did you watch the episodes with him? He's a manipulative trickster with a manic streak a mile wide.

>>30015364
There will never be a race of advanced apes in Equestria.
They only exist in >fanfiction.
Wait, no they don't you said 'advanced'.

>>30015361
And lo, Michael Jackson was called the "King of Pop" but he wasn't royalty.

>>30015342

What? where? It's not like mspaint scribbles or something?

>>30015394
Quite the opposite.

Fucking hell

>>30015176

Weaver I can realise that I must have been a dick for asking something so personal in public (after all there is even a tag in ponibooru about it), so to put it in a more discreet and polite way, because I fucking love you (no homo):

When I kill it with fire? Should I avoid nukes and WMD's or should I not care about collateral damage?

>>30015334
he's like q from startrek. did you watch the episode?

hes got a hard on for switching between silly and sinister with a kind of weird charisma thats just really makes him fun to watch. he likes to be taouchy and playfull and friendly while destroying everything you love, makeing buffolo dance and chocolate rain and drinking the glass while throwing away the milk.

fuck it everyone start posting clips and gifs involveing discord.

>>30015384
but that's just a bit of casual fun on the side, he doesn't have that darker streak that other villains with the same premise for pure chaos have, like the joker.

so what do I do? Playful trickster demon or Souless Insane Puppetmaster, pulling on people's strings to watch them tweak?

>>30015388
So, when can we expect a fic about Sapphire binging on drugs and fillies?

>>30015364
No apes.

Only dogs.

>>30015307
It's a simple reason, really. He wanted to give Tom a real room, not some dark cupboard.

>>30015413
Exploding milk.

>>30015394
I'm going to get hell for this

>>30015409
God dammit I'm gay.

>>30015429
post the dick version too

that feel when boner to prince blueblood

that feel when fap to prince blueblood

What do you guys think the nega-CMC where like?
Sorry for lack of CMC pictures.

>>30015431
What?

>>30015334
for real like the other guys said, watch the two parter of watch a star treke epsiode feturing "Q"

>>30015235
Yeah, looking back, it is really generic. It's hard to cram in both characterization and kinky sex into a single paragraph. I considering it a learning experience!

Also, all of my boners.

I want to die.

>>30015435

>>30015439
they didn't give a fuck about cutiemarks and also got along with each other and were smart and cool.

>>30015453
Here we go again

>>30015278
>Granted I was high as Hal Jordan on some premium dank, but holy shit. Just holy shit.

The only way to watch, bro

>>30015456
God, I colored like a retard back then.

>>30015453
I want to press wildflowers.

>>30015465

Fuck you faker, honestly

>>30015439
Sweetie Belle probably got a PHD or something.
Scootaloo got over Dash.
Apple Bloom looked for guys outside of her own family.

>>30015437

>>30015479
So again, why are you doing this?

someone draw porn involving the wierd fucked up discorded rabbits.

>>30015480
And they all brought shame to their family and were executed.

>>30015422
Anyone have the rest of these?

>>30015488

The fuck you talking about?

>>30015468

you sure did vance

>>30015488
Is this going to happen every time I use my name?

>>30015501
I'm asking why you are using my name
Did I do something?

>>30015489
Already been done.

You guys make me NOT want to be a brony.

But I can't go back.

>>30015499
Gavalanche? Sure, I have most of his abuse stuff. But it's probably better if you go to his deviantart page.
http://gavalanche.deviantart.com/

He'll never do a comic better than Bleachy Belle ;_;

I'm calling it now: The next episode is going to be about Pinkie Pie. Her mane will be in need of a haircut, but she doesn't want one because she thinks it'll interrupt her parties. The thing is, Pinkie Pie keeps on tripping on her mane and is incredibly clumsy.

The aesop is that sometimes you have to do things you don't want to do or things can go very bad for you.

I'm sick of talking to myself

Time to die

>>30015512

Dude, just drop the name this is getting stupid

>>30015529
Have fun! Also, can you stream?

>>30015529
Bye, person
>>30015532
Why should I?

>>30015540

Because you're being immature by pretending to be me

>>30015520
But we're not bronies.

You're going to want the room three doors down on the left.

>>30015526

that has nothing to do with ticking or tocking or time running outing like the hint we got from that interview

>>30015550
No, seriously, what did I do?

>>30015529
I would never condone suicide, faker.

Well /co/, you finally did it. You drove me to taking on a tripcode. I hope you're happy. Hopefully we can move on now.

>>30015551
But that't the incinera-
Ooooh.

>arguing with your imposters

I seriously hope you guys start posting ponies.

>>30015573
'Kay

>>30015568

Bro no, I would never have a trip, get out

1/10 for making me reply

>>30015573
>Threads talking about tripfags

Seriously guys, just change your bloody name. It doesn't matter unless you're posting stories/art.

>>30015568
It's a funny thing though, tripfaggotry serves no discernible purpose, other than making you look like a bit of an attention whore.

I would stick to namefagging, even if someone else is going to use your name, your reputation and method of writing would shine through and let people know which posts are the real you.

And that is the moral of today's story, I should be fucking sleeping goddamn.

can't... suppress...
>pony saliva

She'd be face to face with you. Your favourite pony, standing up, pinning you down on the ground. Her face naive with victory, as you just smirk, and grab the back of her neck with one of your hands as you pull her lips to yours. The two of you wrestle your tongues for dominance over the other, but moment after moment the cause is forgotten more and more, and eventually she lays down on you, simply letting you explore her mouth while she eyes your reactions. She's literally drooling, and you couldn't have wished for anything more. Every drop strands down on your face and in your mouth as you gulp down everything she can give. Her breath is heavy on your face, warming your face and making you blush like a fool at the emotions you both are feeling. You drag her down again to make out, swapping your saliva around some more, and yet again she pulls away to let her drool simply fall into your mouth. You stroke her back with one hand, the other at her chin as you look deep into each others' eyes. Half a minute or so of this later and she starts cracking up, giving a heartfelt chuckle as you sit up to cuddle with her in your arms.
"You're a silly man, you know that? But you're my silly man~

>>30015560
...Fine. It can be a season 2 episode. Perhaps Season 3. Or 4.

>>30015573

Oh boy, here we fucking go again.

>>30015573
Nah i'm gonna sleep

>>30015589
You do realize you're not actually talking to me, right?

>>30015521
Thanks :3

>>30015502
Who?

>>30015608
>mfw

>>30015596
>Speculating on episodes for 2014
>In 2011

ISHYDDT

>>30015618

>Vance

Looks like this is the last dance for Lance Vance.

>>30015414
My opinion? Playful trickster demon. With a thousand-year case of blue balls.

>>30015589

Uh, that's not me bro.

>>30015639

This is getting so meta.

guys what if a pony started posting in these threads offering to answer any questions you guys had.

how long would it take you guys to drive her off by being wierd and creepy and kinda scary for a poor little pony.

>>30015639

>>30015632
BUT THINK OF THE PLOT. THINK OF HOW FUNNY IT WOULD BE FOR PINKIE TO BE SO CLUMSY SHE PRACTICALLY RUINS HER OWN PARTIES. THINK OF HER INTERNAL BATTLE WITH HERSELF AS SHE GETS MORE AND MORE OBSESSED WITH PARTYING MORE THAN USUAL WHILE HER MANE KEEPS ON RUINING THEM. THINK. OF. THE. POSSIBILITIES.

>>30015653

Within seconds of her posting.

>>30015653
If Faceless were there, probably only a minute or so

>>30015653
The pony would never post as we'd already scared her off with general creepyness.

Unless said pony doesn't give a fuck/likes that

>>30015414
Did you see how he reacted when Twilight finally completely gave up?

Soulless insane puppetmaster all the way.

>>30015635
celesita edged him for hours before turning him to stone and leaving him that way for 1000 years

>>30015639
>>30015608
Alright obviously I'm going to have to be the bigger man here and just start ignoring you guys.

Starting now.

So yeah, anyway, you guys want pray game, MLPG?

>>30015672
Which pony do you think would like that Faceless? Do you have some fetish that one of the ponies likes creepiness?

>>30015653
I see it taking not too long, but after a while their various morbid curiosities might take them back here.

Twilight for purposes of research, possibly into the weird abrasive friendship we have.
Rainbow Dash would like the attention, and come back, answer questions, get frustrated, and repeat the cycle. Same goes for Rarity. Pinkie Pie the same, but possibly more patient.
Fluttershy and AppleJack might never come back though.

>>30015683

Well that must have sucked incredibly for him.

>>30015683
That explains why he's in that pose.

game over

>>30015653
About 10 seconds flat.

Some faggot would just HAVE to troll

>>30015653
Berry would start off rolling with the punches, but she would suddenly drop off at one point, too drunk to get past the captcha.
Pinchy would have to wheel her away from the computer the next morning to play club Penguin.

>>30015653
there has to be at least one pony defective enough to enjoy the shit posted here.

probably snips and snails and twist. spending all day on 4chan clopping to scat and rape and consensual romantic sex and light bondage.

>>30015686
It's Pikachu

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YMtlAqgvtZ4

>>30015686

It's pikachu.

>>30015653

>Lyra, do yah tap dat errynight?

>>30015635
You could say...

He wants to get his rocks off.

>>30015687
I meant something more like, hell, a pony that understood that people on the internet are creepy and fetishistic and blunt or that said pony likes fetishes and indulges in them and discusses them with others on the internet.

It'd probably be Twilight Sparkle that'd do that though.

>>30015703
>>30015704
Pikachumind, I choose you!

>>30015694
>>30015683
>>30015635
>>30015414
>>30015384
He seemed like Xom combined with Sheogorath and turned evil.

>>30015695
fucking HAX wtf?!!

>>30015721
☺

>>30015701
>consensual romantic sex

Those sex deviant bastards. Bet they like it in the missionary position with the lights off, too.

I think I'm going to be sick

>>30015683
>edging, blueballing, orgasm denial.

my fetishes that no one every writes/draws.

>>30015683
so is discord's general fucking with equestria just his 1000 years of pent up sexual frustration?

>>30015635
seems legit

>>30015673
nah... didn't get the impression he enjoyed it. Was I the only one who thought he was going to be slightly disappointed when twilight gave up?

anyway I'll write it and see which way it turns.

>>30015689
Twilight and Pinkie Pie are the only ones that know how to operate computers though.

Well, and Angel, but he spends all his time trolling /g/ and browsing /r/trees.

>>30015721
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xgn1eHG_lr8

>>30015683
why does this seem like exactly the kind of thing celestia would do?

>>30015739
All he needed was a little release and things wouldn't have gotten so out of hand. Any of the mane six could have stepped up to the plate, really. But Rarity IS the element of generosity, after all...

>>30015742
Dude, he threw his hands in the air and went 'Yes!' when she said Ponyville wasn't her home anymore.

>>30015737
How can your fetish be lack of orgasm? What the fuck?

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>>30015746
the apple family has big mac's tricked out battle station. i mean this thing is fucking fantastic. just the greatest computer ever. but he has to purge it everyday because applejack's a dumb fuck and clutters it with toolbars and malware every time she uses it. applebloom plays kidpix on it.

>>30015653
answer questions?
1. Why are you here
2. How do I get there.


And when I do, it begins.
>mfw I lay twilight's house with incendiaries and wait for her to come home
>mfw spike, being a dragon and immune to fire, hauls her burning carcass out of the wreckage and cries on it

For some reason it makes a good amount of sense to unleash my inner sociopath on these creatures. Or maybe I'm just getting into the joker's head. Good.

>>30015760
>why does this seem like exactly the kind of thing celestia would do?

Have we been watching two different shows?

Obviously Celestia would be kind enough to let him finish!

>>30015066
>AEIOU

Is that some Maria Theresia pony?

>>30015783
Careful, if you channel the Joker too far we may have another suicide on out hands.

>>30015793
Nope

>>30015776
>never heard of edging

>>30015780
are you inside my computer

>>30015776
seeing someone else desperate for release, being forced to beg while being kept ALMOST there. Its basically a control and bondage thing, but instead of causing pain its denying pleasure while keeping it just out of reach.

also if you keep someone horny but don't let them finish for a long time when you eventually feel merciful and DO let them finish the orgasm tends to be much more intense.

>>>/a/55148849

>>30015803
Well, edging is nice, if it's followed by an orgasm. But he explicitly said "orgasm denial". That's the part that confused the fuck out of me.

>>30015664
>>30015632
>>30015596
>>30015560
>>30015526
>NO! WE DON'T HAVE TIME FOR ME TO GET A HAIRCUT! THE PARTY'S IN LESS THAN 3 MINUTES! TRUST ME, I'LL BE FINE, NOW COME ON IN ANS SMILE!

She then proceeds to smile like that, staring for a few seconds before turning and walking in... promptly tripping on her overly long mane. Again. She sighs, but then puts on a smile again.

>Orgasm denial
>Edging
>Discussing your fetishes
>In a My Little Pony thread

Goddamnit, fuck off.

>>30015818

>>30015781
applejack being bad at computers makes me laugh.

all dumb hick jokes involving her make me laugh.

>>30015831

it could be worse.

they could be talking about

fanfiction

Which pony would be the most open for anal?

Every colors Pinkie as a slut, but Rarity is so generous and Fluttershy is so submissive. Twilight is awfully curious too.

>>30015781
>kidpix

all my nostalgia

>>30015847
I'd take a hundred conversations about Past Sins over one thread about how some dork gets off.

Past. Fucking. Sins.

>>30015831

What are you a PRUDE? Can't take a little fetish discussion? What are you, some kind of pure virgin?

>>30015837

>>30015849
futashy would let you fuck her in the ass as long as you gave her a sweet reach around

>>30015818

>>30015865
>Not getting your rocks off after a good bout of fisticuffs.
How ungentlemanly.

>>30015865

maybe hes just saving himself for the right girl

>>30015884
One who knows her knots.

Well that certainly didn't net the reactions I was hoping for.

>>30015865
Fuck you namefag
Fuck this fandom
Fuck "bronies"
fffffffuck all of this

Can't believe I didn't realize it sooner.

So according to Twilight's flashback, she got Spike through an entrance exam. Does that mean there are other ponies with baby Dragon servants, or was it just a gift for being Celestia's personal student?

>>30015820
Imagine you're into edging. Now imagine you're also into being submissive, and you have someone assigned as dominatrix to get you off.

Now imagine that dominatrix denying you the plaesure of ending your edging to a release without you being able to get off on your own.

Then imagine that a few days later without being allowed release, the dominatrix finally lets you ejaculate.

Finally, imagine the feeling, compared to edging early on as towards the dominatrix letting you be a few days without release.

Holy shit, it's your favourite pony's birthday

what do?

Alright, finished my thing I was doing for Carnifex. Hope he likes it. I don't want to get into the habit of drawing OCs,but his is pretty cool and visually interesting, and he's one of my favorite drawfriends. And I heard some others were gonna draw it (I know Glitter Glue did already), so I wanted to get in on that action.

I'm actually kind of disappointed with this episode. Discord is an awesome villain and I wish he could've been in more than 2 episodes.

>>30015908

Could be worse, NTSTS, Roogna, Pacce and I could be circle jerking again.Oh god what have I become.

guys its like 5 am in places that matter.

of course only the degenerates and fuck ups are still awake and pony posting

>>30015908

It's ok anon

I'll deflower you

>>30015920
buy them a book

>>30015933
Jokes on you, I just woke up.


OH GOD WHAT AM I DOING WAKING UP AT 5.

>>30015933

>Time zones

>>30015920

Uh, Offer to help out around the boutique, maybe buy her a day at the spa.

>>30015932
>implying you dont want to be part of that

>>30015916
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>>30015920
Birthday sex.

Okay, in her case, it'd be a birthday orgy

>>30015920
pamper her with attention and care. Probably a two-person visit to the spa for a sensual private rub-a-dub massage to knot out the stress in her back and lathering her up... and...

*Ahem*

>>30015920
Send her fitness books.
>I just took some diet books and replaced the covers.
>Oops, those were Paula's home cooking books.

>>30015959

I don't think Mr. Cake would like you rubbin up on his wife bro.

>>30015974
Principle of headcanon. leave me to my imagination. ;_;

>>30015920

Give her all the cake she can eat

>>30015974
Mr. Cake is down to swing.

And now I'm imagining having a bi threesome with Braeburn and AJ. What have you done to me, thread?

>>30015920
Twilight: Kindle. Obviously.
Rainbow Dash: A ticket to a Wonderbolts show.
Rarity: Some spa treatment.
Pinkie Pie: Exquisite chocolate. She would eat them all in a second and the gift would be useless. But what the hell.
Fluttershy: I don't even know, I hate Fluttershy. Fuck her.
Applejack: Best pony gets a new apple tree or something. I don't know what she wants.

>>30015974
You know, a few well placed bits and that problem could take care of itself...
I know some people who would love to part him out.
....
I mean part with him...

>>30015988

You could import some rare tree for her, that might cost a bit of dosh though.

>>30015959
These are ponies we are talking about right?

P O N I E S

>>30015988
>Hates Fluttershy
>Applejack is best pony

IS IT OPPOSITE DAY?

>>30016006
IT'S GARBAGE DAY!

>>30015988
>Applejack
a new hat!

>>30015988
>not giving Pinkie Pie a bag of Jawbreakers, candy that lasts for days
>not simply helping Applejack raise funds for her family
>not simply being with Fluttershy for the day
mediocre-tier

>>30015984

Well I don't know about cake, but in this fic she's gettin fat off of chocolate chip cookies.

>>30016010

>>30015916
>that feel when fluttershy stops giving you a blowjob right before you cum and she tells you she wont keep going unless you say please.

>that feel you can't say please because your mouth is gaged.

>She says "oh, i guess you don't want to finish yet, I'll come back latter after i finish some errands." and walks the fuck away while your hands are tied.

>the fucking rabbit comes by and kicks you in the balls god fuck you hate that rabbit.

such is life in the 'ville

>>30015920

>what do

Make a boutique call

>>30016003
Don't try to convince tripfags to be normal.
They're incurable.

>>30015920

I would totally give her a hug, a card saying happy birthday and a history book on humans and let her spend the day with the pony she loves.

>>30016003
Uh huh.
Good, yes, that's the word.
Ponies.

Pony with ample curves and lusciously round buttocks and... *Ahem!*

>>30016006
1. Applejack
2. Pinkie Pie
3. Rarity
4. Twilight
5. Apple Bloom
6. Sweetie Belle
7. Scootaloo
8. Being punched in the dick.
9. Fluttershy.

>>30015781
Ah, good point, he probably has an alienware laptop or something, but there's no way he'd risk them using it and finding his porn folders.

>>30016047
>alienware
Oh boy. People are going to go full /g/ over this.

>>30016055

>alienware
>not building your own computer for half the pr-

Oh fuck it, 7/10.

>>30016043
What you got against Dash? What'd Dash ever do to you?

>>30016043
>No Rainbow Dash

Now I KNOW you're trolling.

>>30016076
Oops, forgot about her.
1. Applejack
2. Pinkie Pie
3. Rarity
4. Twilight
5. Dash
6. Apple Bloom
7. Sweetie Belle
8. Scootaloo
9. Being punched in the dick.
10. Fluttershy.

>>30016041
hidden
goodbye fucko

>>30016018
Fic? what fic? where is said fic?

What should I write about next... I've done hoofs... sweat and now saliva...

You are now thinking about how happy the ponies are

Giggling
playing
being girly
being butch sometimes
living relatively carefree
being adorable
sometimes wearing clothes
mostly not

all without you

>>30016103

Suicide.

>>30016027
HNG
>>30015923
That looks really cool SB, though part of that is just admiration of the pony design. Still, very good jorb!
>tha feel when i have nothing to say other than praise
DERP

>>30016098

This one I'm writing?

>>30016055
Why would anyone who looks like this allow their photo to be taken? Jesus. If I was that hideous I'd never show my face in public.

>>30016095
have fun~! your list will be full of blocked people by the end of the day!

>>30016103
Regular sex with a human pony

>>30016095
This is too much pony to hide bro

>>30016103
Hot sauce.

>>30016109

>>30016115
That's a no-no.
>>30016127
...
no. ponies only. final destination.

>>30015923
Hey, SB!
Draw my OC.

>>30016103
Human on human sex in the missionary position.

Final destination.

>>30016133
You don't do gore, right?

Breath play? Probably with Trixie or Luna?

>>30016133

Faceless, write about the ponies opening up a portal to an alternate dimension where they're all gelatinous cubes

>>30016083
But at least you don't disagree with my list otherwise? Right?

>>30016137
>Breath play

What.

>>30016135
I'm going to turn into a Ponychanner if I keep doing OCs but I can't say no to you. I'll take the case!

>>30016103

horns and horngasms

>>30016143
Of course I disagree.

But you're free to have an opinion, even if it's painfully wrong.

>>30016154
Hahaha! YES!
I made SB do something he wasn't originally planning on doing!

>>30016150
"What" as in "why would you ask for this?", or "What" as in "what even is this"?

Taken from Wikipedia:
>Erotic asphyxiation or breath control play is the intentional restriction of oxygen to the brain for sexual arousal. The sexual preference for that behavior is variously called asphyxiophilia, autoerotic asphyxia, hypoxyphilia.

>>30016150
Erotic asphyxiation.

>>30016142
>ponies as gelatinous cubes
Adorably caustic.

>>30016062
He has an ACTUAL JOB, you know. He can't just sit around browsing Newegg, but he wants a flashy system all the same.

>>30016125
Welcome to the internet, where some people's senses of self-worth really are that inflated.

>>30016163
>>30016167
Oh. OH.

Well that's retarded.

>>30016174
>calling people's fetishes retarded
You judgmental, bro?

>>30016170
I want to hug it till it dissolves me

>>30016006
Gilda=Rarity>Applejack=Rainbow dash>Big Mac>Pinkamina>Spike=Twilight>Regular pinkie>Knightmare Moon>DJ Pon3>Princess Celestia>Fluttershy>Photo finish>Luna>Trixie>Snips=Snails

>>30015831
NO U

Go back to your hugbox that Lauren Faust and other show creators never visit appalled by your faggotry and autism.

>>30016179
Very.

>>30016157
>>30016167
hmm...

Well, Ero Asphy is a fetish, not an aspect of a mlpfim pony...

horns though... I might. but first, lunch.

>>30016186
that's not friendship

>>30016194
Well, I didn't know we had CRITERIA. Hmph.

Tail pulling? Happens often enough that it's gotta be fetish fuel.

>yfw the show is at it's 7th season and you barely remember any of the first season episodes, so you decide to watch them and feel weird because the ponies are acting way differently than they do in the current season

>>30016179
Extremely.

>>30016184
>Wants to discuss a cartoon on a board about cartoons
>Instead of fetishes
>AUTISM AND FAIL

Logic!

I hope you're joking anon{/spoiler]

>>30016194
MEANWHILE IN THE HALL OF JUSTICE:
Faceless makes a sandwich!

>>30016206
tail sensitivity and its sexual uses?

Perhaps.

>>30015847

>>30016170

Pinkie cube must be the weirdest thing I've fapped to so far, possibly ever

>>30016194
Pegasis giving a wingjob to a unicorns horn.

>>30016181
I want to sprinkle lime on it and watch it scurry around trying to escape.

>>30016170
>mfw that cube was my suggestion
feels good, man

>>30016224
I hope you're kidding. There's not even anything sexual about that.

>>30016215
>implying a pervert like Faceless would be allowed in the Hall of Justice

>>30016235
>Implying that fucker didn't break in and kick Seaman in the balls.

That's what everyone else does.

>jelly cubes that dissolve flesh

>not goo ponies that feed on nutrient, and the goo race have come to the consensus of only feeding on natural nutrients and in case of partnership or lust, semen.

>>30016170
>10 minutes in mspaint

>>30016244

>>30016244
How do goo ponies produce semen if their bodies are... goo?

I'm curious as to the logistics of goo pony sex as well. I just had them slipping around on each other.

>>30016241
Aqua man?

>>30016260
Who cares they both suck.

>>30016244

>he thinks goo whatevers actually take in semen.

It's hardly enough to satisfy a mindless creature thats only purpose is to wander aimlessly and digest everything.

>>30016259
vice versa, they absorb the semen from non-goo beings through coital acts.

>>30016259
>The flower trio.
>Not in a state of panic.

>>30016259

Goo monsters do not reproduce, they bud and split off.

What the fuck guys?

>>30016272
Don't most goo substances convert other things to goo on contact though? That's how it worked in my head. Touch goo = become goo. Wouldn't everyone become a goo pony as a result?

>>30016276
Sorry, I got you this.

>>30016244
But the chemical burns are half the fun!

>>30016268
well I was more working on a sentient level rather than mindless instinct goo ponies.

>>30016268
But they are fun as fuck to use as a prank on your passed pout college friend!
Is he passed out in the tub again?
Drop a slime and stop up the drain!

>>30016259
One of them grows a goo penis and sprays goo semen

Also jesus, where's the thread simulator guy when you need him?

>>30016280
Faceless and all the shitty tripfags (hurr I maek joek) are on. Wait about an hour or two and they'll tire themselves out.

Whats the point in being an earth pony? Must be quite boring having a talent about farming. Wonder why Unicorns and Pegasi ponies even bother having them around.

>>30016305
If you look at the last twenty posts the only trips are Faceless and me. Sorry we're talking about something you don't like? It's only abstractly sexual, otherwise it's just weird.

As an act of peackeeping, I'll post this adorable pony, and you can suggest a new topic. Go for it!

>>30016214
>wants to lurk in 4chan
>is offended by porn and rule34 for the lulz
youre doin it rong

GTF BACK TO Ponychan you prudefag!

>>30016312
Someone has to play whipping boy.

>>30016312
Same reason we keep blacks around. It's too controversial to exterminate them.

I enjoy goo women as much as the next guy, but let's be somewhat realistic here. They are mindless, they will not stop after you're "done", they will continue to break down your body in the most painful fucking way possible.

>>30016312
Friendship
retard

>>30016324
Earth ponies = Niggers?

>>30016325
well whatever.

>>30016312
Fanonwankery says they're stronger than either of them.

But otherwise they suck.

>>3001631
Every important side character worth a damn was an earth pony. They get shit done.

>>30016325
This assuming we're talking about acidic goo-women/ponies though. What if they're just like amorphous gelatin, or something? They'd slither over you, do whatever it is goo ponies/women do with a man of their choosing, and then ooze away to their next destination. Like a blig slimy blanket of sex... or something.

>>30016334

zebras are niggers you moron

>>30016325
You mean the most SEXUALLY painful way possible, right?

>>30016325
These are goo ponies though, there's no reason to assume liquification is painful, unless you're into that thing

By popular demand, more Gelatinous Pinkie Cube.

>>30016312

>>30016219

I don't get it.

I mean, it goes without saying that almost all fan-fiction is horrible shit, but at least a smidgen of it involves some actual trade-craft.

Which is certainly more than can be said for this horrid fetish discussion.

>>30016356

>>30016346
Yeah, this is acidic
>>30016356
and this is gelatinous
>>30016353

>>30016356
>Dissolving penis

Obviously no one is thinking this through.

>>30016356
Did she melt Gummy?

>>>/d/

>>30016380
Such is like in the'ville

>>30016353

So you're saying... That there's no reason to assume, that having your body MELTED while you're concious is painful?

What are you smoking?

>>30016356
This does nothing for me

Aaand I've finished my lunch.
you guys are so easily influenced to changing your directory of discussion it's astounding.

>>30016391
I have smoked enough Salvia to tell you that it is not that bad of a feel.

>>30016380
well hey would you look at that
>>>/d/3768683

>>30016421
Aaaaand, the general dies.

>There will never be harlequin ichthyosis ponies

>>30016371
>not using acid-resistant condoms
>anno domini MMXI, etc

Hey guys, where's the episode guide that lists any upcoming episodes?

I lost my bookmark

>>30016391

Since melting/dissolving by means of a sentient pony blob is already far enough out there, I don't have a problem believing it's not painful to boot, in fact it could be the opposite

>>30016427
You're implying that's a bad thing. This thread begs for death.

>>30016421
aaaaand hello new fetish

>>30016429

Even if you had a condom that doesn't prevent the rest of the monster from dripping or smudging on you.

So there is a rumour about Derpy/Ditzy that she will have a voice in season two.

Why does this bother me?

Now where were we... ah yes, tails or horn...

0-4 tails, 5-9 horn. letting my post numbers decide because nurr hurr hurr hurr.

>>30016443
Because the fandom's obsession with Derpy/Ditzy is dumb and giving her a voice legitimises it?

>>30016429

How would fucking a blob of pink jelly be pleasant if you can't actually FEEL the gooey warmness?

I mean, there'd hardly be any pressure.

>>30016443
Because you fear change.

the rage when it's not that girl on youtube who does a fanon derpy voice will be delicious

>>30016448
DAMNIT

can you do goo ponies at some point plz

>>30016440
You're still working on the assumption the goo in question is acidic, while we're working on the assumption that it's not a tissue solvant.

>>30016428
Close enough:
>>30009865

>>30016443
They are going to use the girl who voices her in this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWN7kvRYhFU

reposting for the morning people

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yvfA0SmqJOQ

>>30016457

I'm just more convinced that goos would be acidic. Running purely on semen is highly impractical, especially if there are more than one goo beings in the area.

> Fucking around in Gmod with ponies
> Put them in erotic positions
> Fap furiously

This is what I do with my life.

>>30016465
>I loved that Return of the Jedi spoof

>>30016478

This is best in life mang

>>30016479

>return of the jedi

Oh boy here we go.

>>30016465
I don't even want to do this to my co-worker.
I think he may snap or something.

>>30016455
But I voted for Obama

>>30016471
I don't know about anyone else, but I'm not arguing that as a means of nutrition. I see it kind of like a single celled organism extrapolated - they have a body-divided method of internal propulsion letting them slither around, and for sustenance they can absorb energy containing substances or food at will, potentially semen in this case, because it contains a good deal of protein.

Acidic goo is an interesting possibility, but less practical for purposes of believability - wouldn't they dissolve deep into the earth if that were the case, unable to stay on the ground without melting it away?

>>30015923
Just saw it on fim/art it looks damn awesome mate!

>>30016489
THEN YOU ARE PART OF THE PROBLEM!

>>30016492

They're made up of tissue dissolving enzymes, they don't just eat away the dirt they slither on.

>>30016502
KITTY TAIL DRAW US GOO PONIES PLZ

>>30016492
and that's why slimes are only found near the bedrock!

>>30016478
That's pretty hilarious.

Yeah, you're still pathetic.

But HI-fucking-larious.

>>30016492

This is gunna be one helluva night.

>>30016515
Made one already... it's more of a jello but still counts.

>>30016512
Oh man, we're getting into some complex shit folks.

I guess that makes sense too. The problem is that's a very selective brand of nutrition ingestion for something that has a limited scope of movement. Slithering goo blobs probably don't have an easy time finding fleshy things to ingest - it's not hard to just walk away from them. At least with slow-moving non-melting goo things they can take in any wayward sustenance that falls their way, but how do we support the idea of an essentially carniverous slow-moving goo blob?

>>30016478
>mfw I bought g-mod for that reason

>>30016534
not gooey enough
or sexy enough

So I went to sleep too early and now I cant go back to sleep.
Whats new in MLPgeneraland?

More Pinkie Cube?

>>30016556
Goo ponies, apparently.

Would you let Goolight Sparkle and Goo-lda tag-team you in an orgy of flesh-melting pleasure, Roogna?

>>30016556
We were just about to talk about >fanfiction!

You slide a finger up the fluted horn, passing over the circling bumps that go to the top as she gasps in unison to it. Your full attention is on her, and your other hand is keeping her face in place, gently making sure she looks at you and you look at her as you run the finger down again, her lower lip quivering and her eyes clenched shut, you let another finger touch her horn, and you slide the two forward, pressing her horn between the fingers while you rub up and down a dozen or so times, eliciting breathless gasps every time. Tears form in her tearducts as she bites her lower lip to stop herself from moaning loudly. This time around you grab her horn with your entire palm, kneading and pressing various parts of her horn with your fingers in varying patterns. She stutters out a plead, overcome with the extremely sensitive sensations, and you stop.

That is to say, you stop long enough to lubricate your palm with some of your saliva, after which you gleefully return to stroking her horn up and down. Her legs almost buckle below her as you smell her excited musk. You clench your palm harder as you stroke her one last time downwards roughly, and she screams out in orgasm, legs finally giving up on her as you quickly catch her in time to sit down comfortably and resting her head on your lap.

"You're... unbelievable, you know that? Heh. heheheh~"

>>30016537

Animals come and animals go, if there is no food for it to survive it will starve.

>>30016471
Not purely on semen, just nutrients, though semen has a very high nutritive value to them.

>>30016571
>>30016574
OH GOD NO

>>30016564
I've never met you, but I love you.

>>30016534

Hey KittyTail, do you want your stream up on the stream list?

I could post the link in the FiMchan thread for it

>>30016564

Should not want, but yes please do go on

>>30016556
Two tripfags are talking about how much they want to stick their dick in a acid jello cube or some shit.

Meanwhile, no interesting discussion whatsoever.

>>30016599
Arr... Dunno. I think yeah. After yesterday one I feel confident enough to not panic at the very thought of You doing so.

So yes please I would be greateful.

>>30016595

>semen
>nutritious

that's bullshit

it has protein value, but nothing much else

>>30016564
yeah okay. but knowing you it'd probably end in an accident or something.

>>30016537
Stealth. They roll up silently to their prey and ensnare it, or they hide in trees and drip down.
If there's no animals around they can survive for a while on rotting logs, fungi, etc.