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09/25/11(Sun)20:25 No.30002148 File1316996708.jpg-(654 KB, 599x900, 1296229266277.jpg)
So wait. If all fanon is canon and all canon is fanon....
Maybe I should just, oh I dunno, just watch the non-canon television show? It's a whole lot better than the crappy smut-and-gore fest that is the official canon. Seriously? Everybody fucks everybody for no real or immediately apparent reason, there's no (literal) plot that is in any way coherent, no one has a consistent personality (honestly you'd think they all have bipolar disorder or something). Pinkie ends up killing everyone else, and nothing feels like it has any weight or overarching storyline.
Frankly, thee official canon blows fat dick. The fanon just seems like... exactly what it was meant to be. Just a happy slice-of-life cartoon that reminds me of the quality cartoons that have just gone away in recent years instead of this visceral display of violence and sex (almost like Family Guy).
The fanon makes more sense, it's more enjoyable, it's better written, better animated, better directed and is just all around better than the canon.
Guys.... I have an idea. Why don't we just CONSIDER the fanon show to be canon instead of the fics and shit? The show only became popular because of the fanon anyway (even among younger demographics).
It is not up to official word what we feel is canon. If we simply believe the fanon show to be the true My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic the world will become better because of it. We can stop being bored and jaded with all of the grimdark sex and violence and forge our own destiny of a simple, fun cartoon with charming life-lessons and colorful characters that actually make sense.
Who's with me? |