PONIES ONLY
FINAL DESTINATION

Thank god I stopped and waited. Also, my captcha is
>0:00 portism

PONY.

Speaking of discord, while I was lurking ponychan a while ago I stumbled across some people trying to promote a discord religion, similar to NLR

>>29987707

>>29987707
What's with his right arm? It looks mutilated.

he just kinda didn't care in the end, huh?

>>29987736
What.

Requesting season 2 gifs

>>29987737
OH MY GOD

DJ IS IN EPISODE 3

>>29987736
Sheesh

>>29987730

This dude makes some boppin' tunes.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sryqaS07WaU

What else do you think Celestia isn't telling us? She is obviously a compulsive liar, thats why she couldn't use the Elements of Harmony anymore

>>29987756

Maybe they find a grandfather clock that takes them to another dimension, which looks like the insides of a clock.

Since all the gears are moving, they can't climb back out very easily. But Twilight figures out that the gears freeze when she enters the clock at precisely 12:00.

>That ol' razzle dazzle

>You will never see Trixie as a single female lawyer

this is now a screwball thread

>>29987067
>>29987067

YOU HAVE AN AUDIENCE WAITING HERE.

in my mind when Twilight said she was leaving Ponyville she was really intent on finding the only person who could help her fight Discord

Trixie

>>29987437
Feels okay man

>>29987802
I was hoping for Zecora.
Is the Everfree Forest immune to Discord? It doesn't operate by normal Equestria rules.

How big is Discord's dick

Screwball: Derpys new nemesis!

A startled awakening as you hear a crash, followed by a squeal and the tapping of hooves. You've gotten used to it in the few months you've lived with her, but all the same you get up and leave your warm bed. She's spilled another ink pot, no doubt writing another one of her long manuscripts about friendship - and she looks up at you when you enter.
"Did I wake you? I'm sorry..." She mumbles apologetically. "Let me just run and get a towel..."
You hear the padding of footsteps descending behind you, and the tug on your arm.
"What happened?" inquires the voice.
Nothing, you say. Just another ink pot. The purple dragon huffily turns and re-climbs the ladder, and silence overtakes the study. You approach the desk, stepping gingerly around the ink puddle and sitting softly on the oak desk, casually waiting. Your eyes trail over the pale sheath of parchment, still mostly unraveled in front of you, quill still strewn on desk. You pick it up and read it.

>>29987824

It's negative size.

Out of all the ponies, the two ponies who have interacted with each other the least are Pinkie and Rarity

Your task is to come up with an episode idea that focuses around these two

>>29987828
What are you talking about? They're BFFS

>>29987832
Would you have sex with Discord's negative dick?

Anyone got more wallpapers?

>>29987833
Rarity is holding a formal get together for her business. Pinkie jumps in thinking that she can make this into a party. Unable to convince her otherwise, Rarity has to shape up Pinkie and try and contain her crazy lest she ruin her gathering.

>>29987833
easy, Rarity throws a high society type party to drum up her tailor business and Pinkie comes in party mode
episode writes itself after that

>>29987833
Pinkie has another one of her psychotic breaks and ends up burning down Rarity's house. Rarity sues her, but Pinkie is found innocent due to her insanity. She gets sent to a mental hospital.

>>29987833
They interact plenty in Dragonshy.
>welcome to my cave rarity!
>several games of noughts and crosses
>Darling, you look rediculous!

>>29987833
dresses and parties.


OKAY NEXT

>>29987841
No, it'd be really uncomfortable and then it'd suck the moisture out of your body

>>29987833
Pinkie Pie's washing machine breaks. The repairman shows up to fix it and it turns out to be Rarity. She has become a washing machine repair pony due to lack of business in her boutique. They then fuck each other's brains out and the poor washing machine never actually gets fixed.

>>29987833
Their interactions in the show so far, however, have been golden.
Case in point: Dragonshy

>>29987833

Rarity and Pinkie are tasked with planning and coordinating a fancy dress party for some important pony coming into town. Pinkie promptly ruins it.

>>29987841
Isn't that just a vagina?

>>29987842

Here's one I made myself. Enjoy.

>>29987833

Rarity is sick of Pinkie being unruly, so she tries to turn her into a proper lady, after a few whacky shinananagins, Rarity gives up. And the lesson is ROBOTS ARE REALLY COOL.

>>29987861
>>29987849
>>29987844
See? This is easy. Give us a hard one.

>>29987836

>DOOOOM
>not DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMED

JJ can bite my shiny metal ass.

>>29987842
I've got a few
What would you like?

How could Discord control the sun and moon while Celestia was alive and not imprisoned?

Somebody requested Dash, so here I go.

You lie on the floor, tuckered out. A good ten minutes of sprints with no break. You're surprised you even lasted that long. She isn't. She stands over you, her gym shorts hugging her athletic frame tightly. Get up, you wimp, she yells. Wimp? You'll show her who's the wimp. With renewed strength, you pounce on her. You know how fast she can be, so you pin her to the ground before she can react. Your lips are on hers, your tongue wrestling against hers. One hand holds her wrist down while the other snakes its way under her sports bra. You massage her small, pert breasts while pinching her nipples until they're erect at attention. As your manhood presses against her, she tells you that it's time. Impatient for the act, both pairs of shorts only slide down to the knees as you thrust inside of her. You can feel her clench against you while she commands you to ride her harder. You pump again and again, her walls squeezing the life out of you. As long as you can hold out, you shoot inside of her, filling her with your seed as you've done so many times before. As you collapse on top of her, she lifts your chin up and looks you in the eyes. You didn't think it was over, did you? It's time for round two.

If you liked it, I'll take more requests.

>>29987891

The same way he can magic away wings and horns off of ponies without maiming them.

Fucking chaos magic.

>>29987876

Write a story about how the Earth Ponies aren't always at such a disadvantage even though they are born without wings or magic horns. And it can't be just centered around Applejack because she's the only Earth Pony that really accomplishes anything in the normal show.

>>29987876
Fluttershy and dash have interacted, but you hardly see them beeing friendly with each other.

>>29987891
Because Discord is more powerful I would assume. Same reason she sent the elements of harmony after him rather than going herself.

>>29987876
Challenge?
Compose a likely in-show resolve to Trixie and the main sixs' incapability of being in each others' presence WITHOUT revenge plans AND keeping Trixie to behave as her core character in every way.

>>29987909
Because they are hardly friends in the traditional sense. Dash puts up with her because FS keeps bolstering her ego.

>>29987876

>hard one

ok

An episode focusing around Rarity and the Wonderbolts

>>29987892
Celestia.

I'll just leave this here

>>29987908
>And it can't be just centered around Applejack because she's the only Earth Pony that really accomplishes anything in the normal show.

HAHA

you know Pinkie's an Earth Pony, yes?

>>29987891
Because it looked funny.

>>29987892
Not bad. I liked it.

>as you've done so many times before

This was kinda flat though. Your writing style will improve with practice.


Now do Twilight.

>>29987921

Rarity designs new suits for the wonderbolts after some accident that destroys their old ones. Dash interupts her work to nag about how uncool they look with gems and shit on them.

>>29987892
>seed

I fucking hate that word now. What are we, fucking breeding roosters?

Which two ponies are the closest and which two are the furthest apart?

>>29987891

>>29987938
>Caramel lost the seed again.

>>29987928

Yes, what does she really accomplish though? Applejack has saved the town and provides food via her orchard. Pinkie just kind of throws parties and does random shit.

>>29987940
Dash and AJ are the closest.

Rarity and Dash are probably the furthest.

>>29987938
what would you prefer? colt-juice? filly-filling?

>>29987955

Don't forget spunk.

>>29987830
"Hey!" She says. She snatches it back. "No reading." She sets the scroll down on the desk. "Let me just get something to get rid of the ink, I'll be back in a flash!" A small stampede of hooves and a flash of gentle violet announces her departure from her study. You silently wished she'd stop writing all these secret letters, and a feeling of bitterness engulfs you.

Or maybe, it would be OK - just this once, of course - if you just read it. Clearly, she'd never know long as you put it back before she re-entered. You could hear her busily tapping around in the kitchen, still desperately foraging for towels. You silently smile as you remember that spike accidentally sneezed earlier today and sent your laundry to the princess... you don't HAVE any towels. Still, at least it'll keep her occupied for a while, you think, as you pick up the parchment gingerly. It unfurls in your hands, almost eager for you to read it.
"Dear Princess Celestia", it began. Another letter to the queen? You knew she was a student, but you never wrote to your professors when you attended university in Cloudsdale. Yours eyes skim the parchment briefly. The same old routine about discord, and what she learned this week. Not that you disliked it, of course. You quite preferred life outside of discord - having a rat's tail was a bit embarrassing to hide, but it turned back into its normal self just earlier that evening.
>"I actually wanted to ask you for some advice. Do you remember the colt I spoke of in my last letter, princess?
You smirk. A reference to yourself, perhaps? - No. You forcibly keep your mind set. That's facetious. She couldn't possibly be talking about me. Therefore, I have no business reading it. But your hands seem to slyly move against your wishes, opening the scroll a touch further.

>>29987953
Swarm of the Century ring any bells?

She knew what was going on AND how to fix it.

>>29987940

I will never unsee that Pinkie Pie's uppercut.

What if Smaug made an appearance in an episode

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Or8G_jDcLNo&feature=related

>>29987962

That's true, I forgot about that.

But that was still random shit.

>>29987955
how about cum?

>>29987975
random shit my ass

Pinkie Pie saved Ponyville from the Parasprites, when Fillydelphia had to call on Celestia to take care of the problem.

>>29987976

>>29987968
Fuck... Now neither will I.

>>29987985

Oh goddamn it Hoppip.

>>29987968
I don't see it.

>>29987981
we don't technically know that fillydelphia had parasprites, it could have been critters

Did anyone else see the obvious Ayn Rand homage with Rarity's new objectivist thinking and her carrying the boulder, similar to Atlas carrying the Earth?

>>29987993
fluttershy's hair

>>29987769
He does, I've listened to that track far too much.

This one too (Jackle App, not Alex S):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A44v9-HOwio

>>29987999
i don't read ayn rand because i have testicles

>>29987985

Why did you have to remind me that Palcomix existed?

>>29987993
Fluttershy's hair, Pinkie Pie is hitting AJ with an uppercut.

>>29987981

In the thumbnail, it looks like Fluttershy's hair is an extension of Pinkie Pie's arm, and that she is uppercutting Applejack in the face.

I want a Celestia centric episode but we'll never get it
See her listening to commoners complaints and suggestions
the awkward silence at the dinner table with her sister
her reading a letter from Twilight Sparkle talking about something more interesting happening in Ponyville, Celestia then turns and asks the audience if they'd rather have seen that instead

>>29987959
>"Well, it's just that he's been on my mind a lot."
Your heart skips a small beat. There's no possible way, you think to yourself. Could it be?...
No. Just as before, you snap your mind to attention. No, no. She isn't talking about me. She couldn't be.

You pause for a second as you contemplate that thought in your head. 'No'... You've lived with her and known her longer then almost anyone else you know. Her moving out of your life some years ago to this tony town was to you almost as significant as her moving back into it. You furrow your brow and look back down at the letter.

"He's always on my mind, princess. I know you don't do advice so much, and that I'm supposed to learn for myself, but I'm really lost here. And I know you said as much in your last response, but - please? Just some kind of hint? How do I even approach him? He-"

The message ends there. A pale shadow of doubt plays on your mind as you set the parchment back down on the desk and stare at your hooves. The slow pool of black has now expanded from a dab of black to a small puddle, and you notice you've got some on your hoof, it having seeped over in your lapse of concentration. You shake your foot, irritated and confused. What did she mean?

>>29988025
man, that idea sounds bananas

>>29988025

I KEEP THROWING MY MONEY AT THE SCREEN BUT NOTHING IS HAPPENING.

>>29988015
LOOK AT IT
LOOK AT IT

>>29988004
>>29988019
You guys are full of shit.

>>29988052

NOPE.

DIE MONSTER, YOU DON'T BELONG IN THIS WORLD.

>>29988033
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4f9m4OYkCY&feature=related

>>29988052

FUCK YOU ANONYMOUS, FUCK YOOOOOOU.

>>29987769
this guy's good too

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t38DPnkDjTM

>>29987985

>>29988052
God fucking damnit.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xz2hsvByNno
HAVE ANY OF YOU SEEN THIS?
>my body was not ready
>the cute

this dude has uploaded episode 1 und 2 from season 2 with english captions, check it out
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AeQKfQsUx4Y
http://www.youtube.com/user/JeagerGray
written english is more understandable to me since i'm german. it might interest many other people

>>29988072
yeah. pretty nice but fuck if the credits dont take up half the video

>>29988053

It looks that way from the thumbnail.

>>29987999

Not really
seemed more like an Inception reference, given the whole hording remark

>>29988072

These guys have the technical aspect down, but frankly, it's pretty boring.

>>29988072

>That music
>Pinkie

I have watched this 6 times today. No regrets.

>>29987932
I just wanted to establish that the two of you have been in a long term relationship. A little hard to do when you only have a paragraph to work with. Anyway, on to Twilight:

You throw her against the desk. Not here, she says. The lab may be closed off for the night, but it's still public. None of that matters to you. It's been a long day around her. The way she peers over her glasses while reading graphs, the way she bends over during titration... Enough is enough. Your hands are groping her through the sweater vest. She squirms and wiggles like she doesn't want it, but you know better. You flip her skirt up and peel her panties aside, revealing her glistening slit. Your tongue dives in, greedily lapping and sucking away all of her juices. Her scent drives you wild, encouraging you to go further. Now and again, you pull back to nibble on her clit, each time eliciting a long moan. Her hands are in your hair, pushing you to go deeper. As your tongue runs over her button, you decide to take it a step further, to push her over the edge. You take your thumb and snake it into her anus, pushing past her tight ring. At the same time, your teeth gently nibble on her clit. She screams in passion, bucking her hips into your face as fluids gush out. Her flavor is delicious. You wouldn't give it up for anything. You can hear her still panting as you stand up, unzipping your pants. Now it's your turn.

>>29988072
>special thanks to reddit.com for the trollestia concept

>>29988115
>slit
>juices
>anus
>fluids

goddamn it just use normal language

also dont be faceless mk. 2

>>29988132
.....................what

>>29988031
You lean down to wipe it off gingerly. She'd get suspicious if you had ink on your hoof, and earnestly you wish you had a towel -

And then you realize that the rattling of pots and pans has ceased.
And had ceased quite a while ago, as far as you could remember. You look up at the doorway to the kitchen and see her standing here, framed in the darkness by the pale white of the moon. You can't hear her talking, but you can see her mouth moving as you stare at her briefly, too embarrassed and shocked to move or think.. A choked sob comes from her mouth, kicking you back into life. She takes a half-step backward in dismay, retreating further into the darkness.

There's no doubt in your mind as to who the subject was in that letter.

"I..."
She begins to say something, but she stops herself quickly. She turns side-on to you and holds her head up high, looking away from you, at the leafy ceiling illuminated in the moonlight. You can see the small snail-trail of where her tears might have been.
"I wasn't sure... what to say."

You smile as you look at her. "I think the princess wanted you to learn for yourself." You take a few steps towards her, and she starts towards you with a gentle cry of "oh! The ink!..." typical twilight. She only manages to take a step or two before she remembers why she hid in the doorway and pauses. She's closer to the candle-light now, and you can see every detail etched into her worried face.

>>29988132

Trolled hard.

>>29988115
this pleases me

>>29988155
>I'm Pinkie Pie! I can drink!
>I'm Pinkie Pie! I can drink!
>I'm Pinkie Pie! I can drink!

>>29988072
>still showing the awful fananimation

>>29987926
That's her new home, New Cloudsdale, an entirely chaos-free city for a better tomorrow

>Get Star Trek's Q to play main villain
>Trekkies get all hot and bothered
>Show Star Wars ending

Well played, Hasbro

human should lick poni

>>29988203

>New Cloudsdale

Thank you for coming up with the name for my next colony in Ogame.

>>29988139
What words would you have used in their stead? I'm genuinely curious.

>>29987926
That really made no sense. Everyone else, fair enough, hypnosis/magic/don't have to explain shit. Rainbow Dash only left because she thought Cloudsdale was in danger. Why the hell did she turn into a dick as well?

>>29988225
>enjoy both franchises
>have all-around good time

>>29988233
>ogame
shit, I remember that. Fucking hated it by the end, I went away for a weekend and forgot to turn it onto holiday mode and the combined forces of the entire universe blew up everything I had ever owned. Made me sad.

someone make some humorous and insulting names for crookedtrees and sweatshirt so i can vainly attempt to feel less jelly about their love for each other

>>29988242
nah she was hypnotised

>>29988225
The popularized rivalry of Trek/Wars fans is not as intense as you seem to believe.

Hey, have you guys seen this writeup of Jayson Theissen's Q&A?

http://www.mlponies.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=179&p=71982#p71982

Some good stuff in there!

>>29988240
This is the problem I have with *all* erotic writing. If you use normal, boring terms, you don't have enough variety and it starts to feel dull, but if you use more esoteric terms I can't stop laughing.

>Luna slept through all the Chaos

Really?

>>29988242
She wasn't a dick, she just didn't care. She lost loyalty, entirely, she didn't give a shit about anyone, or anything, else. She flew off for her own reasons, not to save cloudsdale.

>>29988242

Well, she was hypnotized too, but it still made me angry. I was hoping she would return at at opportune moment and help save them from Discord, but nope, she just chills there. What a scumbag.

>>29988256

>Jayson Thiessen and Sethisto were the Guests of Honor at this event

>>29988256
>Whenever some fan in the audience would ask some dumb question about
>>"hey are you gonna put some OCs of high-profile fandom contributors in the background?"
>the rest of the crowd would shout him down or cheer when Jayson said no.

Jesus christ, that fanart kid at the panel WAS just a bad apple!! People jeered him and cheered Jayson!! MY HOPE IN THE FANDOM IS RESTORED!!

>>29988147
"When discord got me, I considered moving away from this place." She says, after a small pause. "Back to the princess, at least. Back..." She chokes on her words.

You point a hoof at yourself. If she won't say it, she doesn't have to. She nods furiously. Your heart skips about five beats and you cannot help but take a sharp breath. Her eyes widen somewhat. Some part of you feels that among the complex tangle of emotions and million racing stars bouncing around in your head, she wasn't expecting it. She takes another two steps into the candle-light as you consider your response. She's actually within arm's distance, just on the other side of the expanding pool of ink.
"D-did... you?" She stammers. You've never ever heard her stammer before. She was always very clear-cut and concise with her words and essays, except for now. She was always the one doing most of the word in college, you knew that quite well, but it wasn't for your own lack of trying; no sir. Twilight would commandeer nearly everything that came your way, and did come your way for the years you were together in high-school and during your degrees.

"Did I... what?" You inquire. She winces a little bit at having the conversation reflected back at her, and she treads gingerly towards you as if fearing you. She's now just touching the edge of the black pool.

"Did you move to ponyville to see me?"

At this point, you're not sure what to think. You almost want to pinch yourself, and you check down at the pool of ink, tapping the blackened leg a few times on the floor to test the seemingly unreal situation.

>>29987948

>>29988256
>There has been no serious talk about adding humans, sea ponies, or other G1 elements to the show.
>(Nor does Jayson seem to really have any familiarity with any of the previous gens.)

I am a-fucking-okay with this.

>>29988312
They don't even look like they're attached.

>>29988312
>>29988331
I don't like the show anymore. Bye.

>>29988322
>no sea ponies
I know Lauren already said this but this makes me happy.

It's not that I don't have faith in the writers or that I don't like the song.
I love them but a big part of me just doesn't want to see them. I don't know why.

>>29988322
He should at least familiarize himself with Tinek

>>29988331
You got any idea how hard it is to pose pony ragdolls let alone try to attach gigantic human penis ragdolls to them? It's not easy bro. Not easy at all.

>>29988261
Well, I can't please everyone, so that's okay with me. Still, I'm always looking to improve.

And I'm taking more requests. Feel free to include kinks.

>>29988357

>>29988341
Goodbye

>>29988256

>"They get their glue from the store, like everybody else"
>"There will be a new villain"

Krastos the Glue Maker confirmed for "new villain", starting in episode 3.

>>29988365
What about a cute short story for a change?

>>29988365
Straight shota.

>>29988365
You should start up a fimchan thread.


Oh, do spitfire. Please.

is fat pony best pony?

anonymous is the best poster

>>29988386
No RD sucks

>>29988305
"Simply put... Yes." You look at your hooves ashen-facedly and fumble with an apology for a brief moment before stepping forward. "I'm sorry that I didn't tell you soone-" WHUMP!

Before you can finish, a force collides with you, sending you sprawling into the small puddle of black ink. The table goes flying, with a huge uproar.

Spike's irritated voice yells from upstairs. "Keep it down! I'm trying to sleep!"

In your confusion you shout an apology, but can hardly finish that either - Instantly, twilight is on top of you, showering every inch of your face with kisses. Such a rush of affection you can't handle, and you pull her off you, sitting up. She kneels in the ink pool, looking at you with a grin on her face, and you realize that she's made more of a mess then ever.
"Uh, twi, the mess!" You sheepishly point out as she runs her hooves over your toned chest. She leans forward, you see in her eyes a flash of malevolence and violence in her eyes that quite terrifies and bewilders you. Her head can't have been more then an inch from you. You feel black ink seeping into your back.

"Shut up, you nerd." You feel her lips press against yours as she kisses you, this time more deeply and passionately.

>>29988372
I've done a lot of them.

http://pastebin.com/JvGe3q02

>>29988386
Fat pony is pretty good pony.

Welp, after not showing up yesterday for the episode 2 chat (Due to my disappointment), I'll take a small draw request. I'll go as far as drawing Your shitty OC, Because I'm that bored.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZwl7enPqAQ&feature=related

This made me think...
How long does it take for someone come up with a cunning plan to combine pokeymans and ponies togetherer?

>>29988411
RAINBOW

>>29988386

The fat one.... she KNOWS

>>29988411
Pinkie Pie partying with She-Hulk

>>29988411

Draw spike riding a slenderbunny

>>29988394
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yBISfv-6hfo

>>29988411
Daisy and Colton on a double date with Lyra and Bonbon

>>29988411
angel in a tiny jockey's uniform

>>29988410
best poni

>>29988408
I meant CMC playing with a bunny cute

>>29988418

I lold

>>29988451
I think this would be extremely cute.

>>29988416
Lol K

Get ready to die of diabetes

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xz2hsvByNno&feature=player_embedded

>>29988465
Ok this is becoming annoying.

It's ok. Not great just ok.

>>29988427
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZeS5lCrD6tQ

/b/ troll likes /co/ ponies better than /b/ ponies because
fat pony best pony

>In the second quarter, worldwide net revenues in the Boys product category increased 96% to $460.4 million ... the Girls category declined 11% to $119.1 million.

So, how does it feel that Hasbro is now catering to Bronies now?

>>29988383
Is that a compliment? I honestly can't tell. Blame the wine.

Spitfire coming up, though.

>>29988365
Keywords:

Trixie
Laywer
Single
Lots of guys

Do it.

>>29988485
I don't see it. Girl's category, e.g. MLP - declined. Boys category such as Transformers, increased.

Its been a long day. Humans don't really work in Equestria - any job you care to try, there's a pony that's better at it than you. The houses are too small. Their tools are too small.

You still have to make a living, though - but it's hard work. Moreso when everybody you've come to know is busy, leaving you quite alone in an alien world. You can afford a snack from sugarcube corner, maybe. Not like you have much else to spend it on, after rent and food. Sometimes, you just want to go home.

Sometimes it's darkest before the dawn - or in this case, the sunset. The sky is clear, save for a single cloud off in the distance, which you assume Dash will take care of at some point. You're so transfixed on the sky that you almost miss the sound of rushing air coming straight at you from behind, and so only have a moment to brace yourself before you feel a great force slamming into your back, knocking you dizzy and throwing back your head. A few moments later, when you're in a better state to notice anything at all, you see the ground several feet below you, and a pair of blue arms wrapped around your waist. You're winded, you can't speak, but you can still smile faintly. Sometimes you don't want to go home.

Is someone here who can color this?

Watching the ground drop even further below your feet, you see the lone cloud get closer and closer. And then you're above it - you're going to miss it by quite a distance, you're far too high. Dash is normally better than this. How is she ever going to get into the wonderbolts if she can't even fly to a point? As if she read your mind, and didn't like what she saw, you feel her arms leave you, the only thing keeping you going forward being your own momentum. And there's the cloud, right in your path. You pray to whatever you can find that Twilight's cloudwalker spell hasn't worn off yet, whether it be Ceelestia, Yahweh, or dumb luck, as it gets closer and closer. And then you hit it, your face embedding itself in the soft, white material. A few seconds later you feel another shock, as Dash lands right beside you, the pressure flipping you over onto your back. Sometimes you're glad you haven't just eaten.


You look to your left, into her large, red eyes, as she smiles innocently and says "Hey". You give her a playful, light punch on her flank, and she stretches her wing to hold you close. You talk for a few minutes - you've had a bad day, she's just had a long one, but you're both glad it's over. Maybe Equestria isn't so bad when you can watch the sunset with someone you think you may love. But she had other reasons for bringing you here - more serious reasons. A question you weren't expecting. "Do you trust me?". Sometimes, people can surprise you.

>>29988523
You don't have an answer. You do trust her, of course. You're not sure why, but you can't imagine her ever being disloyal for any reason. But "Yes" doesn't really put that across. So you put a finger to her mouth, as if to say "shh", and give her a quick kiss, before rolling to your right. Off the cloud, and down. For several seconds, all you can hear is the rushing of wind, and all you can see is the ground below becoming very large, very fast. But you're not scared - a moment later she's caught you, like you knew she would. You'd put your life in her hooves in an instant, and you just proved it to her. As she wordlessly sets you back on the cloud, and you watch the sunset in each other's arms, you're no longer unsure whether it's love.

And I think this is my desire to write for the next 10 years dealt with - I already hate it, but at least I'm anonymous

So I see we've entered a state of textapalooza.

>>29988561
Yeah, sorry about that, didn't realise it was so long
I know how fucking creepy it is, though

>>29988411
The mayor and rarity doing coke in a dingy bathroom.

>>29988569
PfffFFFFt.

I love these stories. I don't care if that makes me a faggot.

>>29988365
One about Luna, maybe?

if kink is ok, femdom would be nice

are we posting Mrs. Cake? I'm sorry. I don't have any of her.

So did no one make edits of pinkie pie covered in chocolate milk rain? From part one of the discord episodes. It seemed so obvious I was cracking up just thinking of what you guys were going to do with the images.

>>29988592
okay yes, you're creepier. I could never hope to match up to your levels of creepiness

;_;

>>29988610
Personally I don't think they even need editing. I mean, it's pinkie, lying on her back in ecstasy, getting covered in sticky chocolate. It doesn't *need* us to make it enjoyable.

>>29988488
Yes, it is.

But one thing I want to make clear.

Cut the 2nd person. Beyond the slight novelty of the technique, it's terribly boring. No one really believes that these things are happening to them; it does not add to the immersion.

For all real purposes, we mentally replace the word "you" with the words "I" or "He" so it would really be better to just start from there.

For these pony waifu stories, first person would work much better than second.

>>29988627

>>29988347

Agreed big time. I have faith in the people making the show, they have demonstrated their worth, but I think seaponies would just cheapen the neat little mythology/culture they have setup for the ponies

>>29988610
Theres been a few blood-related edits. But really, it hardly needs any edits - taken out of context it really is sufficient to portray a different 'image'.

>>29988646
>taken out of context
even in context it's not much better

>>29988610
Check the archives. I think there were some edits before the episode even ended. Or at least within the hour.

>>29988646
there's a...milk...edit i've seen

>>29988661
I have no milk.

>>29988660
>ponies wearing boxer shorts

What

>>29988515

Here you go. I tried my best to stay inside the lines.

>>29988660
can you just stop?

please do a gdoc or something, this is as annoying as faceless

>>29988635
At least for me, "I" makes it... too creepy for me to write, and "He" makes it seem like I should really be writing two characters, not just one. But then, I'm not good at writing.

>>29988680
That coloring job is ass, you got his left leg and arm colors wrong and missed his left horn as well.

My god, this thread is terrible.

wow, so few posts in the last while

Posting this because no reason and drunk

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWTFG3J1CP8


Fuck you.

>>29988660
Happily you lap away, all the more willing to indulge her - an otherwise experience again interrupted by her quick dismount. She pins you against the floor swiftly as you rise for another kiss.

"Your turn." She says simply, and commandingly reaches for your now fully erect member. Her perfect ass, contrasting with the deep, rose-colored clitoris set between those magnificent cheeks makes your horn twitch in anticipation as she lowers it down. Her lips touch and part to fit the member, and she kisses you with her own, the soft presence of lilac from her hair contributing to your haze of lust and heightened senses.

Her insides feel to you as nothing else has come even close. She's dripping wet from her last orgasm and your admirable cunnilingus, and for a moment you feel a sense of satisfaction and pride. It tickles you pink to know you have this kind of power on her, and you suddenly have a desire to let her know it. You watch for a moment as she strains to put all of you inside her, despite the impression on her face, you note, looking up into her soft, purple eyes. They're locked sternly into yours, and her face flickers between nervousness and utter ecstasy.

Enough of this bullying, you think. You're the colt, you're in charge. Both your arms seize her thighs and pull towards you closely, pulling the other half of your member deep into her, almost to the hilt. She lets out the beginnings of a moan of joy, but before she does so, she covers her mouth with both hooves. Her horn glows briefly and immediately a large purple sphere encompasses you both.
She leans down to you again.
"Soundproof. I made it myse-e-e-ohgod!" She winces as you draw your length back out.
"Shut up, nerd." You say patronisingly she bites her lip briefly and stares back longingly before slowly beginning to rock back and forth on your member.

You know that bit where Twilight has just failed to use the elements to defeat discord and is walking with her head down, while Discord tries to show her all the chaos he's inflicting?

For a moment there, I thought what was going to happen was Discord was going to see her defeat had Twilight Sparkle too sad to appreciate the chaos, that he was going to feel a pang of sympathy, and that ultimately his plan would fall apart when he felt guilt for what he'd done.

Then he let out a cry of "Yes!" and exulted in his victory, and I knew relief. He was The Best Villain.

what happened?

>>29988635
Good to know. Unfortunately, I had already written this one by the time I read your comment, but here goes:

You can see her sweating a storm beneath her uniform. Her glistening skin is complemented well by the latex hugging her every curve. After wiping her her forehead, she unzips the front of her suit, allowing her toned stomach and generous cleavage to peek out. Yes, you're still in the locker room, but you can't help yourself. You wrap your arms around her waist from behind, and you make sure she's aware of how aroused you are. Not yet big boy, she tells you. She grabs you by the wrist and leads you to the shower. She peels her bodysuit off, putting her perfect body - and the fact that she's a natural redhead - on display. Both of you jump into the shower stall. In no time, your hands are all over each other. You lather up her body, rubbing over her large breasts and toned butt. She pays special attention between your legs, rubbing the soap to and fro until you're harder than you believed possible. A few sloppy kisses later, she bends over, presenting herself to you. She wants it just like a Wonderbolts show: fast and hard. You grab her hips and ram her without mercy. The hot water cascades down both your bodies, warming you as your bodies warm each other. With every thrust she screams, masking the sound of wet flesh slapping on flesh. Her warmth coaxes you, compelling you to come. As you teeter on the height of pleasure, she pulls away from you. She drops to her knees and strokes you a few times. You ejaculate all over her face, a finale that she's always enjoyed. The two of you wash off for real, resisting the urge for an encore. As you two step out, you see one of her teammates, with a girl with the weirdest dye job you've ever see. He rolls his eyes and tells you that the two of you could at least try to keep it down. She gives a wicked grin and lets her towel fall to the floor. She suggests making it a party for four.

>>29988686
pastebin works too, and easier to set up

Season three Tick-Tock confirmed


Tick-Tock master race

>>29988718

I figured it was 4chan derping

>>29988726
It's nice to spoilertag explicit stuff

Is the posting back to normal yet?

>>29988643
don't forget that this is still a show for children and it's real purpose is to move produced
fat pony best pony

>>29988720
Man I love that song

>>29988743
4chan's being shit again.

Why not make Canterlot the Chaos Capital of the World?

>>29988660
can you just stop?

please do a gdoc or something, this is as annoying as faceless

>>29988072

Question; if I've just made a pony-related comic, and it's fucking huge, without adjusting the resolution, how do I post it here?

>>29988807

Kill yourself.

>>29988807
If it surpasses 3072 KBs, you dun goofed.

Better get to resolutionizing.

I know that's not a word but refer to >>29988720

>>29988807
upload it to somewhere else and link here.

>>29988807
put it somewhere else and link it

Next villain must be voiced by Christopher Walken.

>>29988826
>>29988823
>>29988821
HNNGGG i wanted to post it here first because I love you more than anything else. So be it.
http://ponibooru.413chan.net/post/view/63439

welp

>>29988025
That, but with more shenanigans with her sister.

>>29988700
thatsthejoke.jpg

I think he was just trolling. If not, I feel bad for him.

>>29988610
here you go bro.

>>29988853
still on this diabetes hype ting?

>>29988876
why do i live in a world where pony isn't real
i would very much like to clean that off her

>>29988726
I should not like this.

What the hell is wrong with me?

>>29988862


Dear Princess Celestia,

The fight was hard won, but I think the Battle of Everfree forest has finally driven the lizardmen back to where they came from. The power of friendship can overcome all, except when half your friends are dead.

I'm so alone.

~Twilight Sparkle

>>29988700
>>29988866
I have been waiting many days to post this.

>>29988322
Yeah, but G1's "My little Pony and Friends" not only have 2-4 part episodes that better paced (though each episodes where 10 minutes long), but it also got away with more shit than MLP:FiM (they KILLED OFF A LAVA KING).

>>29988853

IT'S A FUCKING EMOTIONAL ROLLERCOASTER AND EVERYONES INVITED

AND WE ALL DIE AT THE END!

>>29988686
Yeah, sorry man. I'm done now.

I was typing this as I went so I hope it didn't turn out too badly.

https://docs.google.com/document/d/16BDW48YBdE_ZvOGGsTrfzRyyD_Ib_fgOAO00cGbi3_0/edit?hl=en_US

>>29988312
>>29988312

the feel when you will never be a human in equestria who has study sessions with twilight every single night to learn everything you can about your new home and one of the nights you bring some alcohol and the two of you get a bit tipsy and confess your feelings for each other and it eventually culminates into passionate nerd sex but then in the morning she regrets it and tells you to get out and you start crying and somehow everyone finds out about it and she's disgraced because she fucked basically an alien and all her friends think she's weird and that results in her never wanted to see you again and you both die sad and alone

>>29988853

>>29987892
moar dash

>>29988898
you're just one step away from having a pony waifu
it is not a nice feel, you can never be with her

>>29988853
wait...
>pinkidash

I no longer care, but nice comic.

That said, the diabetes train has rolled on, you must find a new way to harvest my tears. Might I recommend fluttershy was beaten as a filly?

>>29988900
NEVER WILL

>>29988853

>>29988700
>>29988866
>>29988907

I'm just like, attracted to ponies in a sexual way. Fuckin' ponies.

>>29988939
what a trooper

>>29988866
But I was joking about the joke!

>>29988944
what video is this from again?

I mean the original, not the krobo YTP

>>29988944
That's a bad shop.

>>29988964
You don't say?

>>29988957

must...resist.....can't....FFFUUUU

JOKECEPTION LOL

>>29988964
its not really meant to be good.

>>29988758
>>29988115
Any more requests other than RD? I'll admit, I can't think of ideas for RD beyond "hot steamy sports sex"

>>29988911
alright, cool.

Its just when you have walls of text for fics, its courtesy to gdoc it if it goes over 3 posts. Should really be same principle for individual blocks too.

faceless is a cunt and just ignores this shit anyway so yknow, dont be that guy

>>29988052

AWWWWW FUCK NO

>RIP this thread. you where too fagged for this world

>>29988052
It's been years, and the art still hasn't gotten any fucking better.

>>29989002
I was the guy who did the creepy 3 post Dash one above, I think that's probably pushing it too, especially if it's pre-written.

It makes sense to shove things into a pastebin or gdoc, anyway, just in case anybody would want to keep it

>>29988052
Well, that looks just like a normal group pic
>enlarged
>Pinky's Por-
>Palcomix

>My brother is writing a fanfic of MLP
>Its about pinkie pies addiction to sweets causing her to slip into a coma

How does /co/ feel about this?

>>29988853
>that feel when diabetes runs in your family

And I think someone mentioned Fluttershy abuse

>>29989007
Why is everyone so horrified of >>29988052 anyway?

>>29988876
Dude that looks like shit

>>29988052
...wat?

>>29988853

>taking insulin injections
>'cant eat anything sweet'

Ok that's bullshit, I liked your first comic, but this one sucks ass

If you're on insulin injections, you CAN have the odd sweet thing, you HAVE to make sure you have a sufficient amount of carbs (sugar) each meal otherwise you drop too low and have a hypo and pass out and fucking die.

your next comic should be about Pinkie discovering how she can have treats occasionally, and how it has allowed her to appreciate each individual candy all the more

or she can go crazy on sugarfree candy and get the shits from all the lacticol she's been ingesting. Faceless would probably enjoy it

>>29989026
tell him to write something more original

>>29988807
Uh, gee, IN PIECES, maybe?

>>29989002
Alright man, peace.

I will quietly take requests and pretend I'm not a massive faggot pretentious douche from /lit/ with no outlet for creative writing.

>>29989026
I feel that it's been overdone already.
I read fanfics, not the sad ones usually though.
But Pinkie Pie and diabetes/coma/anything induced by too much sweets has been done to death.

>>29988979
i dont get it

>>29988996
Spitfire. Spitfire.

>>29989044

He says he likely wont publish it, and hes not truely happy with it

Truth is I dont know if hes still working on it

>>29989052
if it means anything, i think theyre pretty okay written. you gonna take a writefag request or do you do that already?

>>29989020
truth

>>29989038

Hey KittyTail, sorry I didnt respond when you posted this the other day.

I was trawling through the archives earlier and found it.

Requester here, I am very much pleased (although I'm kinda confused as to what's holding the teddy up)

You probably didnt recieve much feedbak when you posted it caus, well... you did kinda pic premiere time to do so. Everyone was focused on the imminent episode.

>>29989062

That was meant to be aimed at >>29988954

>>29988911
>read this
>jizz a little
It's alright I guess.

>>29988853
Like I said man I love your stuff but nothing can surpass the original.

>>29989062
Refer:
>>29988758

>>29989091
>dat scrubs ending

EVERY FUCKING TIME

I am not the anon that posted the shit-billion long fic a few posts ago, but I am also taking requests (just please, I want to write something that isn't shipping, I am just tiered of writing about that sort of love)

>>29989043

>mfw I was little, i bought like 5 packets of sugar-free summer mints and ate them.

It was my first, and to this day last, experience with Isomalt.

>>29989091
>mfw my family dont get diabetes
>only cancer

feels mixed man
>>29989104
did you also quote the wrong post?

>>29988925
Well shit.

>>29989115

Some brands are better than others

The only sugarfree lolly brand I like is called 'sugarless' and its products dont actually taste like ass

hideously expensive though

>>29989113
how about the diamond dogs kidnap flutterbitch, antics ensue

>>29989116
>mfw there's cancer and diabetes in my family.
>feels bad man

>>29989113
Depressing fic: Even with the sonic rainboom, Dash couldn't save Rarity's life. She mourns at Rarity's grave, pondering how she doesn't deserve to fly ever again.

>>29989116
>mfw my family get diabetes and heart attacks

Very few of them also had cancer.
The more recent ones...

I'm scared guys

>>29989113
How about something that doesn't involve sex or explicit material? Just an Comedy/Adventure?
I don't have any ideas really

>>29989159
being mortal sucks man

>>29989173
>>29989159
Mortality's a bitch, ain't it?

>>29989113
Do something random man.

Like mane cast mortal kombat or something

>>29989178

A story about Twilight anally masturbating, told from the perspective of the ass toys?

What do you think of Moskau?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gmCnR3Uiv6g

>>29989116
At what age? At a certain point that's just another way of aging to death.

>>29989197
I can see it now...

"..." "..." "..." "..." "..." "..!"

>>29989185
>>29989187
mortalitymind

>>29989113

I want my Twilight ass toy story. write it for me please?

>>29989172
Depressing fic?

I GOT THIS.
(shitlong fic-man)

>>29988853
This and that other, similar, "diabetic pinkie" comic has really made me feel for what diabetics go through. I never really thought much about their problem, other than "they need to monitor blood sugar, and take insulin shots". Thanks for that.

I would like to ask you for any fundamental pony pictures if there are any. I have like 10 pictures in my MLP folder and 90% are from s02e02.

>TWO WEEK HIATUS

FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>29989258

I have over 10 gigs of pony pictures bro.

And they're all essential.

>>29989237

Hopefully she fucking kills herself at the end. Failure Alt-Universe Dash should see her counterpart succeed and realize she's worthless.

>>29989173
you should be scared. Every breath you draw brings you closer to death, every step you take is one towards your grave.

But it isn't the fear of death that aches at the back of your skull, not the fear of pain, not the fear of what waits for you beyond, or even the fear IF anything waits for you beyond. No, what you fear is living an unhappy life.

We treat ourselves as valueless, while cherishing those around us, based on the unspoken promise they would do the same. When was the last time you didn't have that second cigarette because it can and will kill you? Or was it because your smokeless friend had his kids with you? Yet, isn't it strange that people that try to see nothing special about themselves can see something special in anything at all? And if you see nothing beautiful in anything, what kind of pleasure can you take from life? It seems, rather than to celebrate it, we try so much harder to escape it. We only celebrate others lives, not our own, so when we do have that cigarette that gives us that carcinoma, it is only because nobody was around to celebrate us, except ourselves.

That is an unhappy life, this is an unhappy life. Happiness takes work, and work takes reward, and our rewards are unseen and uncertain.

Anyone have the 'remix' of the op theme from that Singing Twilight Sparkle toy?
Was it confirmed that is the new theme song?

Last night I had the weirdest dream. It was a background pony episode except it looked more like a drug filled hallucination than anything that would appear on tv.

The Doctor's name was Ticker or something like that and for some reason he had smooth flesh where his eyes should have been and his hair was straight.

>>29989219
I kind of want to write a short anal snippet for any of the (human) mane 6, but I feel like I should go there. Somebody stop me. Or encourage me, that works too.

>>29989277
Stop whining. We lived survived 5 months.

>>29989323
If you can even call that living.

>>29989319
Pinkie Pie's story would have to be extreme, you know how much of a partier she is.

>>29989311
no it wasnt and Im not sure what remix this was.

speaking of remix is there any particular one any of you would like to see?

>>29989254
I got a diabetic friend who got diagnosed on the day before his 7th birthday.

What a bitch, eh?

>>29989172
I am writing this, even though I know someone else did this a before (I haven't looked at it yet)

>>29989280
Ok. But I mean, there aren't more than one rage face that you'd need on /b/. Some classics by 4chan's standard.
>>29989319
Do it. Or don't, I probably won't read it either way
And there's nothing you can do to stop me from doing nothing!

>>29989332
Pinkie's would easily be a double anal fic. She'd request it from Twilight and Dash, using Twilight's magic to make them dickgirls.

What's wrong with me? ._.

>>29989349
At least she/he could learn to cope with it early.

Kitteh streamin for the first time.
http://www.livestream.com/kittytail
>be gentle

>>29989366
People have been gentler toward me than I would have thought. And my drawing wasn't any good.

Anybody have any idea when the 3rd episode will air? I heard it was 3 weeks.

>>29989359
>>29989359
you've been here for too long i love your idea

>>29989382
on the 15th

>>29988911
any one else getting 'You need permission to access this item.'?

>>29989375

You fucking suck bro. An anal fissure would more readily produce art that I could jerk off to.

next weekend:
Hub will be re-running the whole 1st season again!

>>29989393
Could someone please draw an anal fissure drawing ponies?

>>29989392
I did. What's that about by the way?

Which pony is the sluttiest?

>>29989393
But I don't draw anything people should fap to

>>29989404
THATS SO FUCKING DRAGONBALLZ THAT MY DICK TURNED GREEN AND PURPLE

>>29989319
Let me help you.

>>29989423

Jerk off doesn't only mean sexual stuff. By "jerking off" you could say it means to appreciate.

And I don't jerking off your stuff.

>>29989419
Who else but Rarity?

>>29989410
he didnt set the sharing function right

>>29989441

What does it matter anymore? I have never seen a fandom go so horrifyingly wrong like this before.

And I love it, so it's too late. We're all fucked. It's a good thing I don't work on the show, because seeing what this community is would either make me laugh until my insides twisted or go buy a gun to kill myself with.

>>29989419
Pinkie, of course.

>>29989454
I meant what kind of an story is it?
>>29989444
Well, I didn't know that. I know most people don't like my drawings, though I'm not sure you know which Anon you're talking to now.

>>29989441
>>29989441
OCTAGONS

>>29989332

nooooo it's got to be Twilight. All those lonely nights studying, the perfect time to enjoy a long session with an anal plug.

>>29989478
>never seen a fandom go like this before

where you been living, under an internetless rock?

>>29989494


Yes.

>>29989450
>Not Pinkie

>>29989478

>>29989523
you're a strange one hoppip.

how is ponykart going?

Does killing magic exist in Equestria?
If they have magic to turn people to stone shirley they must have some sort of offensive abilities

>>29989523
This is my new favorite screenshot.

>>29989523

No. I will not be seduced by poni.

>>29989520

>>29989523
Copy Paste, go.

>>29989523

>>29989481
she's not a slut, she does it for you, not her

>>29989523
>finally find something in the show sexually attractive
>lose the "I only think the porn is hot" thing

aw fuck

>>29989523

Welp, I know what I would do if I hated everyone and wanted to fuck with them nowadays.
Go into Animation.

>>29989523
Does anyone have the other screenshot from about 1 second after this of Pinkie looking satisfied?

>>29989550
Twilight could control Fluttershy's body very precisely. Making her bark like a dog, for example, isn't an easy thing to do. She could kill you a dozen different ways, and that's even before reading a book on it.

>>29989550
Magic exists in Equestria and the inquiry which one uses their innate abilities differ from unicorn to unicorn. However it wouldn't be improbable to assume that while some magic skills would be unfit for offensive use, it could be harnessed as such. Such as, say, object manipulation.

>>29989550
I'm pretty sure they use much more non-violent ways of pacifying in Equestria... and don't call me Shirley.

>>29989523
At first I thought this was a faceless post.

>>29989604

GUYS, MY SPELL. OH CELESTIA!

>>29989073
>Do I do that already

Guess I'm a writefag now?
Yes i'll take requests. Now I'm done cleaning up all my horrible english on the twilight's letter story, I'm gonna go have a shower now because I feel like I need one :|
badly.
Like, scrub every inch of my body with soap. but i'll be back to read a response.

confound these ponies, they drive me to write!

>>29989492
Butt plug? Please, she's begging her booty call to do it, and she even uses her magic to make him hard so her ass can ride that cock all night long.

>>29989544
fine

done a lot of backend stuff this week so I don't have much to show

>>29989550
>Don't call me Shirley

>>29989544
>>29989551
>>29989554
>>29989564
>>29989582
>>29989590
>>29989603
>>29989623
Looks like I'm blind, I don't see anything seductive or anything in >>29989523

>>29989673

I'm sorry, you have...

nodickitis.

It's terminal.

>>29989640
Hi

See >>29988492

Or for goodness's sake, just about anything with Trixie.

>>29989523
>>29989523
>>29989523
>>29989523

this is really from the show isn't it?

sweet merciful christ

>>29989703
Oh so briefly; just before Discord gets rainbow'd.

Well, Dead Island sure was a dissapointment.

>>29989603
This one?

>>29989695
Will an old romance snip hold you over?

They booed her. They booed her! The nerve, to boo the Great and Powerful Trixie. She is huffing backstage, the heat in the air palpable. Her arm tears her hat off her head, and she stomps it with the heel of her boot over and over. How, how can they do that to her? Her wand zips through the air, snapping in half when it smashes against the wall. On her heels she spins, and her finger locks on to you. It's your fault, she accuses. Your damn fault. She is marching towards you, hateful words flooding from her mouth. If only you hadn't, if only you weren't... No. Her arms drop, her shoulders droop. She shouldn't blame you. She picked on you because you were close by, like you always are. I'm sorry, she says, She shouldn't put you through this. But sometimes, the stage character seeps into her head, and it gets hard to separate the act from reality. She asks you to forgive her. In response, you offer to cook her curried rice, her favorite dish. Before the smile can infect her face, she turns away, her snooty sneer back in place. Arrogance returns to her voice. The Great and Powerful Trixie supposes she could let you cook her a meal, just for tonight.

>>29989733
Indeed. Glad I came up with an alternative in advance.

>>29989684
I knew something is wrong with me, but I didn't know it is THAT severe.

>>29989743
>>29989743
>>29989743
>>29989743

Scatty Pie confirmed best Pie

>>29989743

God damn.

>>29989776

It's just chocolate milk!

>>29989684
>nodickitis
>inflammation of a non-existent dick

What does that even look like?

>>29989776
forgot your trip, Faceless

>>29989787
It looks very odd.

>>29987940

I just noticed how often Pinkie Pie and Rarity seem to be right next to each other. If you watch Part 1 of Return to Harmony, they're, again, next to each other in the maze before the walls shoot up and separate all the ponies. And then how much they traded quips and did stuff in Dragonshy. And then in Ticket Master, Swarm of the Century, the end of Best Night Ever when they're escaping, and now in Part 2 of Return to Harmony, they both get caught by the rope that's attached to Rainbow Dash.

I hope there's an episode that involves the two as main characters eventually, like in the third season. If there's ever a third season. The show already has 48 episodes for it now, but knowing Hasbro, I'm sure they would love to make enough episodes to be made for syndication (65's the magic number!)

>>29989776

Scatty pie anthem: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Di-aKgGN6Cw

Just saw this in another thread. I jelly as fuck.

>>29989733
Really? I'm quite enjoying it, myself.

>>29989703
>>29989729
Yep. It's not even blink-and-you'll-miss-it: it's there for literally one frame.

>pic related is all of mfw people are taking all of these naughty screengrabs of pinkie pie covered in chocolate rain

>>29989787
I wonder if it is good or bad i can't get off on it.
>lookslikei'vegotbrainproblems.png

>>29989835
It's not that bad, but it's meh. I only played it till' the end because I love zombies.

>>29989657
what the fuck is even going on in that screenshot

>>29989831

Jealous of a bunch of garish, plastic crap? It's fine to watch the show, but don't let it start to clutter up your home. Small shit cluttering everything up is something old people do.

>>29989831
Strangely enough, im not jelly, not in the least bit.

>>29989839

It means you are welcome back into the real world. Good job.

But you can not return here.

>>29989831
>>29989831
the fuck is wrong with hasbros merchandise

ITS LIKE THEY ONLY ACQUIRED COPYRIGHTS OF ONE SINGLE VECTOR PER CHARACTER.

>>29989898

The little girls at whom the merchandise is aimed don't care.

>>29989684
>nothing seductive
>somebody sitting down, wave after wave of sticky chocolate milk washing over them, the droplets following the curves of their body, as they leave their mouth open to drink all they can, begging for more, lost in their own little world of nothing but chocolate milk and pleasure

>>29989898
The TS on the bedsheet is different.

But yeah, those plushies are so GD lazy.