Big Mac.

Fuck that, Applejack thread!

is it rover?

Dig Mac.

Do we have any pictures of the ballerina buffalos yet?

Applescrunch is the best scrunch.

>>29976894
Bender

Applejack shot first.

Horsecock.

>>29976928

only if its combined with soviet style communism

>>29976944
Its like shes eating a war head

>>29976961
indeed

Is Klondike around or did he die?

I would drink with AJ AND RD. At the same time.

RD would be fun as fuck, but I'd bring AJ along too to keep things from getting out of hand. Shit, I'd probably try and talk Twilight into coming as well. Imagine her getting drunk for the first time. It'd be adorable.

Then once we get tired of watching Twilight shift between freaking out and repeatedly proclaiming her new-found love of alcohol, I'd grab Dash and we'd go hit on random women.

Discord....What? He counts...there must be some dog in there somewhere...

>>29976992
Bus got him, just like all the others.

Cooler was my favorite Pound Puppy

Fluttershy = best poni


real talk

>>29976979
Applejack is best comrade

>>29976996

>>29976979
But but, Apple Jack is as American as apple pie!

LITERALLY!

>>29977006
So you'd force AJ to be the designated drinker? Not a chance. She'd get into a drinking contest with RD and you'd be left out in the cold.

The Return of Harmony was the best ending season one could have.

>>29976992
I killed him. With my gun.

>>29977031

Yes, we all know who the traitor is.

>>29976996
>dat gif
SAVED

>>29976974

>>29976953
I been around since June. In that time I've never even seen Madmax in a thread.

>>29976948

bend this

so

the rock
was tom
not dan

how do you feel

>pony thread arguments

>>29977031
Which is exactly what a dirty pinko would want you to think.

>>29977053
FLUTTERSHY!

>>29977053
>3 threads in a row
not today

>>29977067
She left after the season finale. She's only recently come back here.

>>29977081

Conspicuous cranial chores!

>>29977075
amused

probably slowpoking it here, but spike said everybody at 5:58

>>29977032
Yeah, but she's APPLEJACK. No matter how drunk she gets, she'll never get too drunk to keep you from getting into trouble.

>>29977075
Pretty bad

>>29977025

Is seriously thought that was gonna say "a miserable pile of horseshit" for some reason.

Hey guys, Megasweet is streaming

http://www.livestream.com/megasweet

He's drawing human ponies

Big Mac doing a stripshow for his family

it's pretty funny

>>29977006
>implying Dash wouldn't be mackin' on Twilight the entire night
Seriously, you saw how they met. Dash would tap dat pony rump 'till they're both soaked.

>>29977109
Is he futa?

>>29977067
Every time Madmax came to these thread it turned into a circlejerk. Then she died in Iraq and we were pretty bummed out.

>>29977081
>dirty pinko

>>29976996
>FUCKS GIVEN: 1

>kaboom

>FUCKS GIVEN: 0

why doesn't gif movie gear, and why does vlc derp the fuck out when trying to convert mp4 to .avi?

>>29977101
which is why i don't tend to imagine how she'd be like, i leave that to the capable writers

Kefka riding discord, gogo.

>>29977131
>why doesn't gif movie gear accept any video files outside of .avi

>>29977121
Yeah, but she's also the element of loyalty. She'd never turn down someone in need of a wingman.

>>29977067

To sum it up Madmax was in the threads back in October so was Squeak, MM liked Squeak's stories, Squeak liked MM's art, everyone screamed circlejerk and the OTP was created. The End.

>>29977006
Twilight would be a lightweight, she'd be sprawled out under the table after 5 shots. RD would get too drunk and try to cop speed from somebody outside the bar or something, then start throwing tables and shit for no reason.

>>29977140

Go away sinestro you juju will not work here

>>29977075
DAMN YOU TOM I WAS SO CLOSE

>>29977140

>Ponies not doing cocaine
>in the 1980's

Grody

>>29977165
>wingman.

Anyone else have flashbacks to Emperor Joker while watching episode 2?

>>29977172
There was also the matter of the MM x Squeak shipping fic

>>29977124
>is he futa
>he
>futa

Revenge is like a ghost

This will be S2 Luna

>>29977154

Cut the clip up with Vdub, then import into Ulead, that's the method that I use. Crop it close, so you don't need to do a lot of frame removal in Ulead.

Could there be any more goose poop on my lawn?

>>29977075
very, very amused, actually. If they had named it "Dan," I probably would have completely lost my shit, but it was still pretty fucking funny.

>>29977067
>since June
Wow.
So you missed pretty much everything.
Those two have been at it forever now, but MM's pretty much moved to Fimchan.
She's shown up here like once for some months now.

Ok, ponies need a new main antagonist.

Heres my vote

>>29977225
ulead is still a thing? i thought they went out of buisness?

>>29977075
We already agreed.

Dan's his porn name.

Frankly I just laughed that they actually named the thing.

>>29977210
I wouldn't put it past Megasweet to find a way.

>>29977210
thatsthejoke.php

>>29977172

Don't forget the fanart and stories. That's important.

>>29977216

Link to tumblr?

>>29977271

I knew there was fanart, but STORIES?

come on.

>>29977200
meth is the new coke, nobody wants to drop $150 on an eight ball that's half baby formula, when you can get a g of shard for real low cheap off a Mexican

>>29977242
How about Gaston

>>29977208
>>29977271

I will be needing a link to this.

>>29977260
>Joke about the rock having a name last week
>This week, the rock has a name

I lost my shit.

>>29977285
Yeah, stories. They're even on EqD.

>>29977274
http://naughtynaughtyluna.tumblr.com/

>>29977291
Coke is cheaper now then it was in the 80s


Although meth is even cheaper

wow i need to go to derpy more they have a link to non shitty pony shirts

>>29977285
it was a long
long

long

summer

>>29977313

a three-letter name, too

Applebloom, I...

>>29977299
too stupid

>>29976894
Schnitzel the dachshund. She's the brains of the operation, but she's also a renowned acrobat.

And she knows semaphore.

>>29977291
es la cocaina por las pobres

don't have a walt pony so here's the closest thing

>>29977318


this boner is not logical

>>29977242
The CMC end up doing stupid shit that cause Luna to turn back into Nightmare Moon. Don't think it can happen? With their fucking ineptitude they released Tzeentch. Their failure can do anything.

Pinkie Pie had a lot of great moments.

I really liked how she was clearly having fun on the soap roads while being a sourpuss about it.

>>29977316

prove it

>>29977299

Oh god. Who was that little guy that hanged around Gaston?

I can;t stop picturing Spike as him

COLTON NO!!! Don't you dare enable OPPP's drinking problem!

>>29977325
...the stories were made a while before the show even ended, Dinofag.

WHERE THE FUCK WAS LUNA

besides that, best episode

>>29977101
Then I sure hope luna's a terrible bitch who we should by all rights hate.
Liarjack.jpg

>>29977318

WHY THE FUCK IS BIG MAC A DIGGING DOG?!

>>29977348
http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/03/story-squeak-and-madmax.html

>>29977366
WELP

>>29977366
What a terrible brother.

>>29977322
yeah, but you need a solid hook for decent shit, if you cop on the street, it's gonna be cut to shit with lactose and baby formula

Good fishscale is hard to find, but quality shard is everywhere, since Mexico cooks a shitload of it

>>29977271

There's this, you'll notice who's in the picture on the desk.

>>29977323
We try to only post interesting stuff there.

It gets a little slow sometimes, but we try to make every post count.

Waiting for poni again....

well, better than suffering a quick end

24 episodes kinda pass by fast when you're having fun

>>29977363
Le Fou, his job was to polish his lord's balls every night

hi guys

I know you guys are discussing ponies.

But I think we should discuss RailgunnerXSweatshirt again.

>>29977396
RAIRTY DIES AT THE END

>>29977323
>21k minimarathon

So how many seasons/episodes would you want?
Too many would kill the 'magic' wouldn't it?

>>29977396
>trying to make sense of chaos

>>29977374
She was on the stained glass.

>>29977348
>>29977285
http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/03/story-squeak-and-madmax.html
http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/03/story-madmax-x-pacce.html

Can't find the others, but there was enough to the point that Seth actually made a post about it

http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/03/no-more-tripcode-shipping-stories.html

>>29977396
Because chaos, fuckfence.

>>29977421

It's sweet and all but it isn't ponies

you will never find your true love randomly over the internet

>>29977172
>>29977271
>>29977316
>>29977397
>>29977410

Holy shit you guys ain't even trolling...

So about that new pony...what was her name again?

>>29977431
I want it to end as soon as it's ready.

I have no idea when that will be.

>>29977410

hardboiled ponies!!!

tell me theres more!!!

please.

>>29977323
I could actually see wearing that shirt but I couldn't bring myself to buy it though.

I know I'd just feel guilty and embarrassed about it and end up hiding it away in the closet.

>>29977417
so hes pretty much Spike anyway

>>29977397

oh for crying out loud

>>29977421
no really i have no idea what this is

>>29977450
commander jesus

>>29977450
Screwball.

Fuck anything else.

I just realised, but the ponies walked all the way from Canterlot's ruined hedge maze to Ponyvill.

Also I'm pretty sure the shit going down in Ponyvill was because Discord made it the chaos capitol of the world. The rest of Equestria was mostly untouched (besides the crazy weather and night/day being messed with).

>>29977421
Don't know, don't care.

Too much words.

>>29977447
It's quite possibly the single most homosexual thing Ive ever read.

>>29977464

That picture spawned a fic by Squeak called Gun With Occasional Pony. It's a tripfag murder mystery.

It's actually pretty good

>>29977421

>nobody will ever love you this much

>>29977486

She was Derpy's sister.
Season 2 will reveal Derpy as the smartest of a family of stupid ponies, much like Goofy and his dumbfuck relatives.

>>29977431
If they do 3 seasons that's 78 episodes. I would be happy with this. That's a lot of pony
If they break 100 I'll be impressed IF they are still good.
Beyond 4 ... I'll watch, but to me the magic may die finally. We can only wait and see.

>>29977496
>Twilight put up with her Discorded friends for the miles and miles that took a team of pegasi a while to fly over

>>29977531
>implying that's a bad thing
>in the year of our lord and savior 2011

>>29977538

my cat loves me that much because I give him food

>>29977486
I still like the idea of her being Diamond Tiara's big sister.

>>29977421
This...
won't end well....
These sorts of things almost never do.
I kinda hope it does, but this is a reeeaaally bad idea.

>>29977562

That's just sad.

>>29977551
What? Stop making this show? I can't hear you over the piles of money we're making!

>>29977445
>>29977437
yes, I realise this, but when they are greyed out, they are the opposite of what they normally are, so why is Big Mac a digging dog? seriously.

>>29977538
>no one will love you at all.

>>29977531

Yeah, it's p gay

>>29977538

>>29977421
Woha, the bromance is strong with these two...
It's both heartfelt, and creepy at the same time...

>>29977589

>>29977554
>believing in a god and/or savior
>2011

>>29977589

and that's why I drink and take pills, it's a good substitute

So did Granny get a new hip before Discord or did his disappearance shatter it again?

>new Pinkamina comic
>Not hurrhurr I kill this pony today

Could this be CT introducing conflict to the blog?

>>29977589
Time to start drinking.

>>29977609

I think this goes beyond bromance

>>29977589
I've learned to cope with the pain.

>>29977609

I don't get whether they're going out or just strong bros, but I think it's awesome either way. I wish I had gotten to say that to my friend who I felt the same way about before he turned into a monster and fucked my life.

>>29977538

>That feel when someone does platonically

Some ponies are smart. Some ponies are strong.

McIntosh sighed as he ran the numbers. Applejack had agreed to provide catering for another wedding, and again she'd lowballed the price. There wasn't any way this one would make a profit. Thank goodness great-granny Sweet Apple had paid off the farm, or it would've gone under while McIntosh was in college.

AJ had burned through the trust's savings and signed a new mortgage. The girl was a master rancher, but she didn't know beans about bean counting.

McIntosh had quickly put things aright. The farm had been in the black for three years now, and he was aiming to keep it that way.

An advisor at Equestria A&M even wrote him a letter about applying into a Master's program on the merit of his accomplishment. He had declined, but asked the school to hold an endowment for Apple Bloom.

He hoped his littlest sister would recognize her inherent mechanical aptitude soon. It was during a class on fractions that he realized his own skills with math; the half-apple on his flank was proof to him that he needed to continue in school.

Some ponies are smart. Some ponies are strong. Some ponies are both.

>>29977611
>Not being a humanist/deist/pantheist/agnostic
>in 2054

>>29977629
That's not new. You're slow.

>>29977538
>>29977589
>>29977610

Atleast I have ponies.

Isnt that right, Rainbow Dash?

.......I said, isnt that right?

>>29977629

who gives a shit?

>>29977611
Stop trying to summon Bravespark

>>29977538
>>29977589

>>29977629
PFFHAHAHA

yeah I guess it is.

>>29977629

>new
>a week old

And besides, it's not always just about killing ponies. There's the stuff with Scootaloo too.

>>29977609

it's like that time at Scout camp when you slept in the same tent with your friend, then you sucked each other's dicks and never told anyone about it for the rest of your life

>>29977344
>>29977344
BRO YOU HAVE RESUCITATED IN PONY FORM

I IS HAPPY TO SEE YOU BRO AGAIN

>Internet OTP's
Oh well... might as well hope Luna's 'appearance' will be a better distraction

>>29977587
Because his mind was the opposite of its usual level. See:
>>29977648

>>29977645

If you *had* gotten that way with him, then it would have been all the more painful for you since it'd be a... something more intimate than friend, instead of a friend.

interrupting romance with show discussion:

Are there any high quality 1080p torrents of episode 2? Should I just wait until tomorrow for them to appear like last week?

>>29977677
I...what the hell are you talking about?

>>29977652
Yeah, just noticed it was posted a week ago.

I don't get on Tumblr a lot.

>>29977575
But wait don't women just love you because you throw money at them?

I mean its basically the same. Case in point.

Just finished S2E2. It's a brilliant ploy by the animation staff. Now if there are any animation errors, they can always say "Discord did it!"

>>29977655
"I'll be with you always Anon."

>>29977648
>implying big mac is literate

>>29977655
Fuck that, I'm out.

I am just so fucking glad that no NMM was spotted.
Suck it, Ponychan.

>>29977699
Google it, brother.

>>29977585
>Bring up a good/obvious point

Oh of course, but I thought>>29977431 was asking how I "personally" would want.
Like i said 3 maybe 4 ... beyond that ... it has to start getting old. But I'll probably watch it till it's canceled, this is the most fun I've had watching a cartoon I've had to be honest.

>>29977701

you know all those things you did when you were little that you thought no one remembered

yeah, your friend remembers, but he pretends he doesn't

>>29977538
>>29977589
I've already learned to suffer...

>>29977585
They arent making as much as you'd like to think. Because their genuine target audience aren't buying into the whole friendship is magic bullshit. Nice to know that the future generations are better than this shit pile we have now.

>>29977655
ANSWER ME DAMN YOU! WHY WONT YOU FUCKING TALK

>>29977699
http://ponyarchive.org/seasons/downloads/torrents/My.Little.Pony.Friendship.Is.Magic.The.Return.Of.H
armony.Part2.1080p.youtube.rip-ponyarchive.mp4.torrent

>MS doing Hangman in his stream
>mfw it's going to be one of the same three people winning, and making the same boring-as-fuck requests. Or worse, more futa.

>>29977624
Discord knew about her arthritis; he made her dance with a grimace of pain.

When the Elements were used, Granny either got a new hip magically, or she's in far worse shape than before, and may need a wheelchair from now on.

>>29977734
I wouldn't be against Luna being able to turn into NMM by using magic as her fully sized form but I can't think of a situation where it'd be relevant

>>29977764
When in doubt, put a dick on it!

>>29977764
I gave up on those long ago/

>>29977764
MS and CL have this tiny ecosystem of fans that self perpetuate the same content through requests and encouragement.

>>29977755
>Future generations
>Better for rejecting this

When little girls don't like colourful horses any more, we face a dark future, anon. A dark future.

>>29977751

It never gets any better, it just hurts worse and worse every day. Accept it, embrace it, and numb it.

>>29977750

Looking back on it my childhood was filled with a lot of gay. Good thing I have these ponies to make me forget.

So much gay.

>>29977589

That's why we're here isn't it?

>>29977698

We really were that close though. I just never got to say it. We were basically soulmates without the sex, and it was the best time in my life. That's all I ever really wanted. Sex is basically a non-issue for me.

Oh well. Shit got complicated.

>>29977711

CT and Sweatshirt are both dudes though. That IS the point.

>>29977624

Her hip was still busted and her little dance grinded the bone into dust.
She will spend the rest of season 2 bound to a wheelchair, until Twilight learns about a powerful medicinal plant that only grows on the deepest area of Everfree Forest.
The girls venture on that nightmarish place anyways, risking their life and friendship, but after a lot of suffering, Twilight and friends will trumph and find the plant anyways, then Zecora will brew the miracle cure and give it to Applejack free of charge, much for everyone's happiness.

But when they return to Sweet Apple Acres, they will discover that Granny Smith passed away on her sleep.

DUDE

Would you go drinking with NMM?

You know, assuming she could put her revenge plans on hold for long enough to go grab a drink.

>>29977750
I know that fucking feel.

I crept into my older brother's room late at night and I gave him a handjob with a t-shirt.

>>29977762
At this point I would devolve into using various object as ponies, like Pinkie did when she went nuts

>>29977820
human or pony?

>>29977764
I don't have the willpower to keep up with those streams anymore.

I got one good request out of them, and I enjoy it immensely. Good enough for me.

>>29977820
She would probably get drunk and have no social interactive abilities, get paranoid and start beating the fuck out of the bar patrons.
Oh fucking course I would!

>>29977791

I used to think CL's art was cute...but now she just creeps me right the fuck out.

>>29977820
Yea, I bet it would be funny to listen to her go off about Celestia and shit once she's drunk

>>29977823

I used to masturbate with the water jets in public swimming pools

Like 300 little girls swam around in a large pool of my diluted jizz, fuck yeah

>>29977836

Why not answer the question for both cases?

>>29977764
I can almost see the futa-in-stock already.

>Talking about tripfags
>Making fanfics about tripfags
>Speculating about the relationship between tripfags

WHAT IN THE FUC- JU- NO

FUCKING WHY.

Cut this shit out.

>>29977820
I would totally have a drink with Nightmare Moon.

She would probably be a sappy, clingy drunk.

>>29977823

>>29977856
>you lyin'

>>29977820
NMM would probably be THE GRUMPIEST drunk.

>>29977810
indeed
we won't be virgins forever because we are on 4chan
rather we are on 4chan because we will be virgins forever

>>29977820

I'd introduce her to hard drugs, and we'd go down together in a spiral of self-destructive behavior

Also, I brought colors with me


>>29977860
Pony - Probably, it would be fun to hear her slur and drone on about her hatred for Celestia

Human - Same as above but with possibility of sex

>>29977763
I wish I could put it less bluntly, but even though it says "1080p", it's really just a terrible encode. It even says youtube rip eight there in the name.

>>29977737
I do know about ponyarchive and eqd. Does this mean that if it's not on those sites, it's just not available?

>>29977887
And Charlie Sheen was born!

>>29977764
He should really come back and take requests in thread, so he can cherry pick the good ideas and avoid all the retarded as fuck bullshit he gets in the streams.

>YFW you realise Megasweet's request contests are preplanned and he only lets those three people request stuff from him, and most of them are stuff that MS told them to suggest

>>29977729
Hey, I'll take my headcanon in any direction I choose, and I say he's an Aggie:

>Discorded ponies are opposite
>Discorded Mac is brainless and affectionate
>regular Mac is sensible but a bit hooves-off
>AJ is used to him bugging her about his "fancy mathematics"
>he's got a Cutie Mark which Apple Bloom calls a "half-apple," probably repeating his own description

>>29977884
Says you. I ain't dying that way.

>>29977866

It.Was.A.VERY.Long summer.

>>29977909
>Implying he wouldn't just pick the same stuff he normally gets.

>>29977906
Yes, true. Mentos will come through eventually with a clean rip though.

>>29977898
and one with colored lines

Just saw the new episode. It was fuckin' amazing. Did the ending remind anyone of the Star Wars: A New Hope ending? The heroes next to the princess with a cheering crowd and the cut out to the credits.

>>29977922
I am pretty sure the Squeak x Madmax stuff was done before the hiatus, actually.

>>29977917
>implying you will survive the night

>>29977817
Go gently into those green pastures, grand dam. May you find only the greenest of grass and the ripest of apples.

So when are ponies going to pony pony again?

>>29977942
welcome to the past 12 hours or so

>>29977950
doing it wrong

>>29977939
Is there a single source for mentos' encodes? Or we just wait until he graces us with his presence...

>>29977936
I have hope dammit!

>>29977907

>>29977961
coincidence

>>29977949

The funny part is the two of them have always ignored this shit. People just keep perpetuating it.
Anyone noticed Squeak left?

>>29977817
Granny Smith had a hard life.

>>29977961

And I thought I was clever. Oh well. I stayed off all pony boards today until I finished watching the episode. Guess I'm behind.

>>29977884
>GUYS I'M SO FOREVER ALONE

Unless you have no social skills and no personality, there's someone just as ugly and horrid as you that will love your ass.

Don't have social skills (what are you, an aspie?) read some self-help books or something, I dunno.

Sitting around whining about being "foreveralone" and do something about it. Improve yourself.

>>29978017
What difference does it make? By season 5, they'll all have one.

>>29977961
>Spike as C3PO
>Not R2D2

FUCK THIS GAY EQUESTRIA!

Now that My Little Pony is over, what are you going to do with your life?

>>29977898
Good answer.

>>29978036
Kill myself. I had a good run.

>>29977998
>Almost the same shot for shot
>Coincidence

Homage is the word you're looking for, anon.

DESCRIBE YOUR IDEAL OR FAVORITE CHARACTERIZATION OF LUNA

not necessarily anything realistic that you hope to appear in the show, just what you think would be coolest or most interesting

because fluttershy lite can get pretty fucking dull

>>29977940
Mono, you're suffering a problem too many people coloring lineart go through.
There is not enough contrast between your lines and the colors.
Try something like this next time. Just decrease the value and increase the saturation, and you'll be golden.

>>29978036
Wakfu and Homostuck.

Alternatively, suicide.

>>29978036

If pony is over, why would I continue my life? Seems pointless.

>>29977987
He gets them from TrollHD on usenet, he lists any and all encodes he's uploaded on his googledoc: http://mrch.me/mlp

>>29977907


nigga, I'm nightmare moon, making niggas nut in new york minutes, fuck 7 gram rocks, i bang 7 black cocks, blasting bags of base in bodega bathrooms, i blow social workers in empty elementary school classrooms

>>29977942
So far we've decided Twilight=Luke, Rarity=Threepio, Fluttershy=R2D2, Dash=Lando, Applejack=Solo, Pinkie=Ackbar, Luna=Chewbacca, and Screwball=best pony. The new meme is going to be either Dig Mac or drinking glasses. Oh, and Discord has been shipped with everyone. So now you're caught up.

>>29978056
she speaks entirely in shakespearean

>>29978057
ahh thank you for the tip

>>29977987
Yeah, he gets them from some... newsgroup? - I think called TrollHD.

>>29978036
>Homestuck's only at 40%
I... have no idea...

>>29978067
Oh, I didn't know that was his own release page!
Wonderful, thanks.

...that's what i get for never reading titles, but oh well. Have a dash of Dash!

>>29978062
Did someone say Homestuck?

>>29978056
She is a nymphomaniac who has breast cancer and only weeks to live. She spends her time robbing bans and living life to the fullest by doing crazy shit.

>>29978036

Haha, that would never happen.

>>29978028
This show should have taught you bozos something about making friends. Instead, you're moping around here.

Go to the meat-market of your choice, and start introducing yourself to the hotties.

Waifu and matching meat-market list:
Rainbow Dash - gym
Twilight Sparkle - library
Rarity - fashion show
Applejack - farmer's market
Pinkie Pie - bar
Fluttershy - government office

>>29978075
Now, who'd make a good Jar-Jar Binks?

>>29978056
Confident enough, maybe not so much as Celestia, perhaps around the same as Twilight. Often makes social faux pas due to being away for 1000 years

Wait a seconds....

>>29978056

>must still have problems with "modern world"
I would assume this would be THE reason she even shows up.

>Celestia is a "troll" to her
I think everyone likes this one, I've seen it used a lot, it's to much fun.

>Acts like a little kid when things go wrong
She is ... sorta young ... and out of touch ...

>Fluttershy+Twilight+Celestia+????=Luna?
... I dunno, I think I'll really accept whatever they give me. THEY would know what she really is like.

>>29978056
Basically?

"Repressed Teenager" Luna. You know. Can't stop fucking with the guards. Keeps trying to shirk off her more 'boring' duties to go have fun with everyone else. Will probably eventually ask Twilight to hide her because she went and got drunk and CELLY WILL KILL ME IF SHE SEES ME LIKE THIS

That one.

>>29978036
>Now that it's over

Aw shit, did I time travel.

>>29978036
Could masturbate but what am I gonna do after those five minutes?

>>29977942
>>29978075
Also,
>tom

>>29978056
She is the pony version of Socrates.

>>29978148
>good
>Jar Jar Binks

>>29978075
We didn't ship Discord with Rarity or Fluttershy or Applejack.

>>29978142

>dating 3D women instead of buying a miniature horse and banging that ass 24/7
>2011

http://www.mlponies.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=179&p=71982#p71982

Jayson Thiessen Q&A

>>29978163
df fag bro fist

>>29978148
the CMC collectively

>>29978036
i'm going become a great violinist

>>29978056

PTSD Luna

Twilight Sparkle - Sailor Moon
Fluttershy - Sailor Mercury
Rainbow Dash - Sailor Mars
Applejack - Sailor Jupiter
Pinkie Pie - Sailor Venus
Rarity - Luna

>>29978215
I'm going to be naked for the rest of my life, wearing only a pink bowtie

>>29978205
I love that gif.

>>29978056
She speaks old English, also she has short term memory problems and at random intervals she flashes back into NMM and kills everyone around her, and then she goes back to Luna and forgets she did it.

Also she has a pet ursa major

>>29978215
>Little did she know, her mother put her in a cello class

>>29978036

Genocide.

>>29978215
god damn it I kinda mad.

it's a bass, double bass, contrabass, orchestral bass, standup bass, acoustic bass, the one you stand up to play and is not a cello and not a viola and DEFINITELY not a violin.

was in orchestra as a bass player middle school all the way through high school and it was always "you play the big one, the cello right?"

>>29978223
>read comment
>look at picture
I don't know which to believe!

what do you think the chaos version of the spa ponies were like

>>29978028
>[Stop] sitting around whining about being foreveralone

Fuuuuuck typos.


Point still stands: self-improve, stop being a pessimist (it will get you no where), and meet some girls (or guys/both, I don't care)

>>29978227
>female Discord
i... dont know what to feel about this..

Has MS done any Discord pictures yet?

>>29978056
>Overuses words like 'Thee' and 'Thine'
>Doesn't understand modern day customs or devices, like Pinkie Pie's record player, or Rarity's sewing machine
>Twilight has to help her grow accustomed to modern times
>She tries to teach Twilight her about how things were in the past, but Twilight disregards her- frustratingly claiming her ideas are 'outdated'
>At the end of the episode, she solves a previously unsolvable problem using a simple old-world solution, teaching Twilight a valuable lesson about respecting elders or something along those lines blah blah blah whatever

>>29978056
Like those girls who like Invader Zim.
You know the ones...
Love that show btw - Another case of fuck the fandom...

I'm going to miss discord... i loved him on this episode...

The whole chocolate glass part was lovely.

And he is a cocky bastard.

>20th birthday today
>have a depressing, shitty day
>draw ponies
Feels a bit better, man.

>>29978189

Draw Rarity masturbating Twilight

that sweatshrit drawfag is a girl right? i really hope so.

>>29978306
perfect Luna in that pic

>>29978142
>implying athletic, competitive girls like Rainbow Dash go to the gym and not 300 pound hambeasts who don't even do proper workouts
>implying cute nerdy girls like Twilight Sparkle go to the library and not kids and college students being forced to go by their teacher/professor/whatever
>implying high class, upstanding women like Rarity go to fashion shows, and not just narcissistic, self-absorbed witches and gay men
>implying fashion shows have class for that matter
>implying girls like Appleja- okay that one actually works, i'll give you that
>implying fun, active, and social girls like Pinkie Pie go to clubs and not just get shitfaced at whatever party their friends go to/are throwing
>implying girls like Pinkie Pie even exist for that matter
>implying shy, reserved, and modest girls like Fluttershy would work in government, and not

>>29978250
>short term memory problems
fuck amnesia
I had a spell of that years ago when I got knocked out and it's really unsettling having a hole in your memory from between waking up and whenever your brain decides to start remembering things again

if I ever contract alzheimers I want leth to kill me

>>29978282
Thank you for that info about it being a bass. I'm learning all sorts of things from these threads.

Still going to say cello and there's not a damn thing you can do to stop me.

>>29978306

This. I would love to see her like that.

>>29978056
She's Celestia's counterpart, and I expect her to live up to it. She should be just as big a troll, but where Celestia's public persona is kindly and yet everyone is terrified of her because of the pony secret police, Luna takes advantage of her Nightmare Moon persona, chasing ponies around and pulling seemingly mean pranks that turn out to benefit everyone

>>29978282
It does have distinctively Cello-esque tuning pegs. The one in the show, I mean.

>>29978326
Happy Birthday, tiny female human.

And hey, at least you got an episode marking your birthday; last week I got an episode marking a year of being single.

>>29978291
they spoke with no accent.

>>29978330
Nope.

Free Teamspeak for all Bronies!
All bronies welcome!

address: 193.33.186.70:10011
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>>29978326
i imagine my 20th birthday (in about two weeks)
will be the more or less the same

>>29978330
I am a girl. Who wants pics of my vag?

>>29978326
Happy birthday. Nice pic.

>>29978282
i say it's a cello. you can play it upright, and it sounds less shitty than a bass

>>29978326
Happy 20th!

>>29978306
that sounds pretty solid, actually
throw in some elements about respecting the wisdom and ingenuity of old cultures/customs and you've got yourself a deal sir

>>29978306
I really can't see twilight, stickler for books and rules to blow off at a princess

>>29978329
>about to draw
>read thread and this gets in my head
Nope.

>>29978360
that must be a troll post from CT then

>>29978371
>Vag

>Little_taste_of_cgl.jpg

>>29978356
back in the day basses had those pegs too, before parts were able to be mass produced, at least that's what I remember from class like 3 years back

>>29978282
Just because she's standing up to play it doesn't make it a doghouse bass bro. In fact, someone asked that to Jayson Thiessen back when he was doing the Q&A and he said they drew it as a cello.

>>29978326
Happy Birthday

>>29978343
Just don't forget that they're real people with real feelings, hopes, dreams, goals, purpose, flaws, quirks, and foibles, mmmkay?

And Pinkie Pie is the one throwing the party.

>>29978326
Happy Birthday.

At least you had new ponies, and a bit of birthday wishes from the people here?

>>29978416
>feelings

lame

>>29978326

>>29978371
I wouldn't mind some pics of your butt, "girl"

>>29978326

happy birthday

>>29978330
He's male, but considers himself genderless or something like that.

>>29978326
Well then, happy birthday.
Don't feel too bad. You got us.

Well, you got some of us.

>>29978371

jesus, are you streaming tonight?

>>29978326
Happy Birthday

Whats the point of doing anything but pony on such an festive occasion.

>>29978326
Happy Birthday

>looks up my birthday
>day that the church thinks the anti-christ will manifest on the earth
>wellshit.jpg

FUCK YES NO MORE "EDUCATIONAL INFORMATIVE" RESTRICTIONS

THAT MEANS THERE'S GOING TO BE AN EPISODE ABOUT ONE OF THE MAIN CAST DEVELOPING A DRUG ADDICTION.

Of course it won't be actual drugs, just something like magic giggle leaves or some shit

>The existence of recreational drugs in Equestria is cannon.

>>29978409
it's also up to her head, which is purely characteristic of a contrabass (generally a good height for it is to have the first tuning peg just above your eyebrow)

>>29978488
I hope hes not streaming that

>>29978490

once you reach a certain age you just stop celebrating your birthday

>>29978326

>>29978343
>Implying it's not worth a try
>Implying you're not procrastinating and making excuses
>Implying that negativity will get you anywhere in life
>Implying you'd being going out to literally find a woman matching the personality traits of a goddamn cartoon horse

Bloody hell, and I thought I was a social reject.

>>29978435
Having a picture of yourself on your own birthday cake would be a little odd, wouldn't it?

Wow, de Lancie did a fantastic job, I really hope they come up with an excuse to bring Discord back in future seasons.

>>29978017
definetely okay with this. just means more clopfic ammo

>>29978508
It's also a three-foot-tall marshmallow pony, with three feet being VERY generous towards AJ's apple-growing capability.

>>29978488
nah, I'm actually off to bed soon.

>>29978357
>>29978367
>>29978372
>>29978384
>>29978411
>>29978425
>>29978435
>>29978457
>>29978468
>>29978490
>>29978499
>>29978512
Wow, thanks for all the Birthday Wishes guys.

>>29978520
They can print photos on icing or some shit.

It's more common than you think.

>>29978326
Happy 20th, Jessy.
If it's any consolidation, you have a legion of dedicated fans who adore your every work! That's not something a lot of people can say.

>>29978510
I believe i reached that point at around 17-18

>>29978510
I wasn't being facetious

They call me Gilda's Fury, I drop rhymes in a hurry.

>>29978537

Bummer.

So

what's your favorite clopfic

>>29978548
I do? I wasn't aware of that. Thanks by the way.

>>29978532
But who?

>>29978301
Feel good

>>29978510
T-that's not true, Anonymous! Say it isn't so!

>>29978205

>more 2 parters
>new villian
>"Tick-tock, time's running out"
>scary episode
>derpy bit

wow, actual good interview.

>>29978549
>Not getting drunk with mates every birthday.

What.

>>29978554
Fury and Hurry do not rhyme.

>>29978036

It will never be over Anon, not as long as it lives in your heart.

>>29978554
That barely even rhymes

>>29978554
Fury and hurry don't rhyme.

>>29978520
I don't think so.

My parents always used to put me on my birthday cakes when they were alive.

>>29978559
>not just going into jesus' synch while he's away and living out your secret desire to be jesus and control the star.
ISHYDDT

>>29978542

don't get too used to it
if we aren't careful people might start to think we care

>>29978586
>Fury
>Hurry
>Don't rhyme

>>29978599
I got Ninja Turtle shaped cakes when I was little.

>>29978561

Hard Day's Work

>>29978326

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZ_ZQkV58Cc

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Double_bass

WE'RE DONE HERE

>>29978554
Yo man, you're rhymes are silly just like that pinkie pie filly.

I can't see how you would rhyme hurry with fury

>>29978561
the one MS one where luna and futa celestia are fucking at a dinner party

MICHAEL STIPE RHYMED HURRY AND FURIES

I THINK HE KNOWS A LITTLE MORE ABOUT RHYMING THAN YOU DO

>>29978582
>Lauren refuses to read fanfiction so she won't be influenced and get sued
>watches TNG
>likes Q
>copies character whole cloth, including snapping fingers and flash
>show ends with Star Wars homage

Hmm.

Which pony would be the *worst possible choice* for drinking with?

I imagine drinks with Celestia could go just about any direction, depending on your social standing.

Drinks with Trixie would probably actually be kind of awesome once you got drunk enough to put up with her.

I don't think alcohol would even affect Derpy...

Drinking with Berry Punch would be irresponsible, but would indeed most likely end badly.

>>29978622
I had Thomas the Tank engine cakes till I was 7.

>>29978561

Show Business.

>>29978640
it's a cello bro

>>29978640
Indeed. That is most certainly not what Octavia was playing. I'm glad you could clear it up for everyone.

Standing on the moon, I got no cobweb on my shoe
Standing on the moon, I'm feeling so alone and blue
I see the Gulf of Mexico as tiny as a tear
The coast of California must be somewhere over here
Over here

Standing on the moon, I see the battle rage below
Standing on the moon, I see the soldiers come and go
There's a metal flag beside me someone planted long ago
Old glory standing stiffly, crimson, white and indigo
Old glory standing stiffly, crimson, white and indigo
Indigo

I see all of South East Asia; I can see El Salvador
I hear the cries of children and the other songs of war
It's like a mighty melody that rings down from the sky
Standing here upon the moon I watch it all roll by
All roll by
All roll by
All roll by

Standing on the moon, I see a shadow on the sun
Standing on the moon, the stars go fading one by one
I hear a cry of victory, another of defeat
A scrap of age-old lullaby down some forgotten street

Standing on the moon, where talk is cheap and vision true
Standing on the moon, but I would rather be with you
Somewhere in San Francisco on a back porch in July
Just looking up to heaven at this crescent in the sky
In the sky

Standing on the moon with nothing left to do
A lovely view of heaven but I'd rather be with you
A lovely view of heaven but I'd rather be with you
Be with you
I'd rather be with you