mfw attention-whoring tripfags get mad at their own meta-drama and leave forever

also, more pinkie pie

Silly Dashie...

This is the first image I ever saw of MLP:FiM. My best friend sent it to me back in January. He told me to watch the show so I watched the very next episode that aired (suited for success) then I went and marathon'd the rest of the episodes online.

This thread has already begun and it already NEEDS MORE TRIXIE

>>29930974
>>29931073

>>Hating Pinkie Pie
>>In 2011

I seriously something something.

>>29931078
Goddamnit I didn't watch the excerpt of episode 2 for a reason.

Pinkie Pie is the worst character in MLP.

>>29931137
Go blog about it.

>>29931152
i totally agree

>>29931151
We need to travel faster than matter that moves in the 4th dimension in order to go back or forth in time.

>>29931099
>>29931124

Pinkie Pie was the last thread topic. Time for some Pinkamina.

Cubes you say?

>mfw imagining having an unending supply of chilled, candy-flavored pony semen

>Who said Pinkamena pictures has to be gory.

>>29931121
wait, what? what's going on? who caused drama with who?
yes to more pinkie pie, though!

HOLY SHIT, when did we get this?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YI6wiaOVJo
Was just listening to that Jet Set Radio music that was posted last thread and it was next in the playlist.
Typing up a post, then suddenly Discord taunting in the background.

>>29931166
You mad bro?

>>29931178

Can't we have trixie?

>>29931195
Yesterday i guess

>>29931207
Anything non-gore, pleeeeeeease?

>>29931181
>>29931078

quick! someone post that skeleton jelly copypasta!

>>29931182

I never got this, what do we need pony semen for? And whose pony semen? You guys been jacking off Braeburn again?

>>29931217
Nien

>>29931182
... I dranked it all..

HEY SHOUT

WE LOVE YOU

BUT COME ON MORE FREQUENTLY YOU BITCH

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>>29931230
I am Jellyton skelly.


No! I am skeleton jelly!

(Also there's two of them now I think, the original images and the text where a pony gets... jelly.)

Not sure if there's enough Pinkamena to carry a thread, but feel free to prove me wrong!

Don't mind me, I'll just be dumping Trixie.

>>29931207

let's best pony!

>That feeling when you haven't read cupcakes yet, but thanks to the popularity and references, you already have a good feeling on the details

Do I really have to read it? I think I already got the premise of the whole thing anyways...don't make me read it...

>>29931237
Tasty ovaries ya got there.

Pinkamena just need a hug..

>>29931264
You don't have to read it.
The only good part is the puns at the end.

>>29931255
I'll help you, I have an ample supply.

>>29931270
feels autismal

>>29931261

Babby Trixie in a sock!? Oh, my medication!

>>29931264

Sounds like we need a storytime up in here! Prepare your anus, anon!

>>29931237
Can't deplete that which is unending.

Literally post-scarcity society based on chilled, candy-flavored pony semen

>>29931286
Do you? That's a shame.

>>29931270

>mfw i will never hug an adorable, pink, marshmallow pony

Clearly we need MORE TRIXIE!

>>29931296
Woona was in a sock LONG before that stupid phony.

>>29931264
Don't read it. Just don't. You will regret it. It's not just the imagery it's the story progression and way that it's worded that makes it extra horrifying.

So what would happen if you break a Unicorn's horn? It seem the most common theory is that they would immediately be unable to use magic, but I believe that the only thing that would be affected is the strength of the magic. It would be akin to a broken radio antenna, you can still get signal but there is alot more static.

>>29931296
Now I'm sorry I said anything
Challenged Accepted

>>29931316
I DRANKED

IT ALL


I FEEL FUNNY

>>29931305
Powdered bone slime with sugar is delicious.

>>29931326
>

>>29931270
As you hold her in your arms, feeling her head resting on your shoulder and her tears slightly dampening your shirt, you whisper how even if everybody else has abandoned her, you never will. She'll never not have a friend while you're around. She'll always have one confirmed guest for every party. And you feel her start to warm up, and struggle to hold on as her mane explodes outwards, and her coat returns to its glorious pink. She takes her head off your shoulder and looks at you, before kissing you on the cheek and saying "thank you", her eyes still glistening with her now obsolete tears.

>>29931254
Some writefag wrote a skeleton jelly/ MLP crossover fic.

It was predictably awful.

Trixie Bomb!

>>29931149
>pac-derp

>>29931345
>>29931344

>>29931329

yes, great and powerful trixie

>>29931337
Probably leave them unable to do any real magic, without anything to focus or control it. The stronger ones would still be capable of Twilight-esque uncontrolled releases of magic, but it'd seriously limit their flexibility, at least until it grew back.

Actually, could someone please post the skeleton jelly comic? I seem to have misplaced mine.

>>29931326
YOU HAVE CHOSEN THE FORM OF THE DESTROYER

Can we not be weird just this once?

>>29931345
I've always wondered what people think when they write these things.

Whenever I start writing this shit I feel unbelievably ashamed.

>>29931345
>MFW

>>29931264
I read the thing in order to write the requested parody. I see no value in reading it, the premise basically tells you everything.

>>29931344
>>29931344

why is that image SO goddamn creepy?

>>29931381
nope

>>29931381
Nope.

Bleh.

So, tomorrow, we recieve more ponies.
I cant decide whether to take a nap to stay up all night, or to just stay up all night and quit being a little pussy about it.
What do you guys recommend?

>>29931383
I just feel glee because I know at least a few people will have their heartstrings struck.

>>29931339

Then get ready for adventure!

Alright, I can't get past the censors so here's a link:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1qTTzMqlRTHeHIarZZhwQhADc-1aff9fkHKWx-kn0wMk/edit?hl=en

>>29931390
Probably because it's so poorly drawn.

I AM NOW BORED OF PINKIE, PLEASE POST LUNA OR SOMETHING.

>>29931337
I say their magic is greatly weakened but as the horn grows back they slowly recover.

Now the real question is:
Do their horns grow back?

NEIGHSAYERS! You're all required to give more love for The Great And Powerful Trixie!

>>29931383
I realised quite some time ago that I have nothing to be ashamed of as an anonymous commenter on the internet. If I enjoy something, why not?

>>29931377
Oh god, if that happened we'd all be absolutely screwed. Nothing could stop a 20 story tall Pinkie, bouncing about the landscape crushing buildings.

>>29931390
Because you can't shake the feeling that this is what people actually dream of.

>>29931316
>>29931182

>pony thread simulator 5.0

>>29931336
>Cupcakes
>horrifying

So does anyone else keep up with some of these god-awful tumblrs? Like this one, here:

>http://ask-sadistic-rarity.tumblr.com/

Some more details.

>1: I’m not a vampire

>2: My Eye bleeds when it thirsts for the pain of others

>3: I hate all of you

>4: The Diamond Dog dies

>5: Blue = Not as Sadistic/ Red = Sadistic as celestia-given fuck

>6: Point of Melodrama and histronics? Lulz

One or two people make some good ones, then these chucklefucks start popping up all over the place. What's the point of "Sadistic Rarity" anyway? What catalyst would cause her to diverge so dramatically from her personality, and what's the purpose?

I like Ask Pinkamena not because it's full of shocking murder and sex, but because I like to read about Pinkamena's whirlwhind of out-of-control negative emotions. She's like Big Fat Bastard from Austin Powers. She kills because she's sad, and she's sad because she kills. That blog is as funny as it is depressing.

This, though? This shames me.

>>29931390
Because humans and cartoon ponies were never meant to coexist.

>>29931415
Yes. Rarity's got filed, implying that they do indeed grow.

>>29931354

lolitrixie in bottom left

>mfw

>>29931408
play some crawl bro
see if you can get a win before the episode airs

>>29931409
Pretty much.

>>29931408

Take a nap, it won't fuck up the rest of your day as much. What'd be best is to go to sleep early. But that's crazy.

>>29931416
No.

>>29931381

You mean like, be even weirder than normal?

Some people seem to actually think I can draw, but I'm not sure. Anyway, I like drawing but I only draw "manly" things like tanks and spaceships. Some say I should draw something fun for a while. Might as well try to draw a pony. So, how do I draw a pony? I don't think just copying a screencap is going to help.

halfway through dangerous business chapter 15. I'm not sure how to feel about this. I'm probably going to run out of fanfic I want to read next week

>>29931429
read the blues blog.

I love the dude, but this is the one time I wish he was less liked

>>29931340
Guess I'll just have to wait for it to pass through your system before having my turn with it

>>29931437
Oh yeah...
Well that makes me happy for some reason.

>>29931429
I follow the Ask Pinkamina one, because of the art.

I have an addiction to railgunner/crookedtrees.

>>29931437
I never thought about that.

There must not be any nerves in the horns. I guess hornboners and hornjobs is officially non-canon.

>>29931458
Drawing Lessons:
http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/01/pony-drawing-guides.html

>>29931452

What's your problem bitch? Not getting it whenever you want unlike the Great and Powerful Trixie?

>>29931459
I refer to blues, not the guy who runs the blog

>>29931455

>>Implying that's what would happen if you stepped on Scootaloo.

>>29931409
Nope. I have a boner. I guess it didn't work. :(

>>29931078
are there wallpapers of the other 5 characters with this same style?

>>29931484
Ha
I laughed way harder then I should have.

>>29931477
Not necessarily, the horns are clearly very sensitive pieces of equipment, just not physically. Twilight's lets her act very precisely a very long distance away, not even with line of sight. All the ponies are magical, so assuming it's some sort of magic the horns are capable of sensing, bringing a powerful magical aura very close to something designed to detect magic a long way away could produce quite the sensation

>>29931471
Yeah, that one's really good. I liked the latest one because I thought the person doing it did a great job making the emotions resonate. You see this little part of canon Pinkie shine through, remembering the old days when everything was colorful and happy, and then she remembers she killed all her friends.

Not to mention, I know some people may find this gross, but the time when they asked her "How are you?" and she was in the middle of giving oral sex to a pony - minus the rape part, if I were in that situation I think my response would be about the same. I just kind of chuckle at the artist's choice for that one.

>>29931505
Don't listen to Faceless

>>29931480
Does the drawing...medium is that the right word matter? I just draw on regular copy paper with a pencil?

>>29931484
Canon.

>>29931484

you dont deserves such a fabulous pony waifu, jerk

>>29931505

>It's simple, kill the Batman.

Fixed your post for you.

What is this. I dont even...
http://www.splitreason.com/product/cad-comic/1162

>>29931489

>>mfw I got a hoof job from the Great and Powerful Trixie behind Sugercube Corners for three bits

>>29931458

>>29931494
The sheer pointless sadism of this makes me laugh every time I see it. I feel only slightly bad about this.

>>29931458
Im on that weird spectrum where I can draw, but not consistently, and the stuff is -just- on the border of looking like it should. That horrible middle ground where they all look okay, but not for the same reasons and not in a series. when I draw someone it never looks the same twice

>>29931526
But that's Anti-rarity.
Fuck her, she sucks more than fluttershy

>>29931524
Sure, and then scan it. There are many ways to draw, find the best for you, and build up on your talents via other methods, such as, when you can, buy a tablet or get PH.

>this is all my personal opinion and may be subject to incorrect facts or claims

>>29931524
nope, pencil and paper is fine! If people really like it, maybe someone else will even line/color it for you!

>>29931540

It takes Scootabuse to its tragically hilarious conclusion.

And now, some counter-balance.

>>29931557
>implying Pinkie Pie needs portals to be in two places at once

>>29931549
Me too, that was a real problem when I went to a comic drawing course on high school. I designed a character but he never looked the same twice.

>>29931518
His humor is truly up to par with mine.

Crooked as a fetish of rape, he said so on his tumblr.

I was also managed to catch one of his streams once.

>Pic related

And he was discussing with the viewers the different aspects of pony fellatio..

>>29931536
The Great and Powerful Trixie pays a lot more than three measly bits.

>>29931574

>>29931598
inb4 people pretend to be shocked by this.

>>29931593
if my thing was drawing it'd be a problem but thankfully it isnt.

Im satisfied to doodle shit. Do you draw any poni?

>>29931540
>>29931598

The best sadism is when it relates to a character you truly despise.

>>29931595
This picture makes me rage every time I see it. It's such stupid bullshit. It's like the cover to some "edgy" pop album.

>>29931612

I think Fluttershy pay her 3 bits.

>>29931598
Indeed.

Guys.

Guys.

F-Zero / MLP crossover? I'm thinking of Pinkie Pie piloting the Fire Stingray.

It literally popped into my head just now. Will someone please make it a reality?

>>29931598

Is it weird that the part that bothers me the most about this is Twilight's snapped-off horn? That's gotta be really painful.

>>29931598
Well that's new...

But yeah. I don't know but sadism sometimes just makes me laugh...

I'm a bad person aren't I?

>>29931595

>>29931626
I was shocked just a little bit.

God I'm such a faggot.

>>29931640

OHAI!

>>29931455

>flataloo

Honestly, it looks more like a head-on view of a fat Scootaloo.

I'll have a finished / better quality image up in a bit, just behind schedule. As usual.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YI6wiaOVJo

Required

I'm going to assume i'm slowpoking on this one, but did anyone else notice Pinkie Pie looking back at Discord and Twilight?

>>29931642
Crooked does lots of homage to japanese art and various albums nowadays.

>>29931537
I'm probably going to have to re-request that tomorrow so I can save it to my own computer. Probably the link to EqD tutorials if I don't forget this whole thing.
>>29931572
My little sister has a tablet, I'm left handed, don't know if it matters but I can't even draw a straight line with one.
>>29931628
Not yet, but I'd like to. Never going to be as good as the drawfags here. (Do we still call them drawfags?)

>>29931691
Does she do that in the original scene?

>>29931640
>>29931676

Now with accompanying artwork!

>>29931703
heh, im sure you'll be fine bro. wanna see what I done did a drawing of?

pony gadaffi

>>29931642
I just cropped out the "flawed" bit

>>29931691

A number of the youtube comments noticed that.

>>29931668
There are no nerves in the horn of animals that have them, the wound is entirely superficial.

>>29931598
Why are the guard's wings coming from his hips?

>>29931686
As I said 12 hours ago. Discord is a dick.

WHY WILL HE NEVER APPEAR AFTER EPISODE 2
WHY DID THEY MADE HIM SO LIKEABLE? SO GOOD?
WHY?

IT'S NOT FAIR

>>29931642
Heh, yeah annoys me too.

But most of his art emulates something he has seen anyway.

>This is from his artblog

Some new direction he's planning to take his art.

>>29931672
Oh, thanks. I never saw that he made a full wallpaper out of it.

>>29931640
>mfw Nyx abuse makes me legitimately sad.

>>29931512
Fuck me that's a well done pic.

>>29931717
Want, please.

http://marquee.blogs.cnn.com/2011/09/22/the-throwback-my-little-pony

well doing a google news search for bronies was a bad idea

>>29931691
!

Jesus.

In-between F:E Pinkie talking to Lilpip and Pinkie breaking the forth wall, I think the idea of Pinkie is a self realized being that is just so... random and native that her ability's far exceed any mortal being but she's... a ticking time bomb... that eats cakes in a micro instant.

>>29931680

You mean Butterloo?

Just read a romancefic about a human and a pony.

Weirdest shit I have ever read. I still enjoyed it

>>29931756
Wingjob?

>>29931742
>new direction
>it's practically the exact same style some pixiv artist uses, just with ponies

>>29931691
"But why, Pinkie Pie? Why did you betray us?"
"CHOCOLATE RAIIIIIIIIIIN! YOU FOALS!"

>>29931756
I sometimes enjoy them too

>>29931756
weirder than that fluttershy x george bush clopfic someone did this morning?

>>29931756
They do strange things to my heart
;_;

>>29931748

>>29931581
That one looks extremely erotic. I can't even fathom how much that picture disturbs me.

>>29931779
>pinkie

That's a funny way of saying Luna

>>29931732
Except those animals don't use their horns for MAGIC

>>29931732

Yeah, but in the case of ponies, their horns are the same color as their fur, indicating that they're more connected. Plus, you know, magic and all.

>>29931774
That's all he does, it emulate art he's seen elsewhere.

>>29931743
You should read this. might cheer you up a bit.

>>29931804
Even so, it didn't seem to hurt in bridle gossip, and if it were full of nerves, having it flop around would probably be agonizing.

>>29931818

All art is emulation, there is nothing new under the sun

>>29931744
Doesn't make ponies with human lips any less creepy.

>>29931801
Yeah, according to Dangerous Business I know it's noncanon but It's been good this far, it might as well be It hurts when the horn gets hurt.

>>29931732

Plus the horn is a conduit for a pony's magic. That means it has some connection to their brain, most-likely through nerves. Snapping it off would hurt like hell.

Nyx can attest to this.

I liked Crookedtrees before he was popular.

>>29931858
I liked him when he was railgunner.

>>29931789
That's pretty cool, I couldn't probably draw better.

>>29931840
Oh damnit, I didn't see that before now.

>>29931828

You could also try Family Barbecue's unofficial endings!

>>29931858
I liked crooked trees before they were poplar

>>29931840
Holy shi-

>>29931804
Their horns are covered in velvet or some other material.

>>29931756
What fic was it?

>>29931336
You guys are overreacting, it's not that bad. It's child's play for a typical user of 4chan. It's those namby-pambies on Ponychan who blow it way out of proportion.

>>29931888
>porn

>>29931870
I doubt it, this isnt my normal style neither.

Id really like to see something you drew?

tell you what, lets make a suicide pact. You draw something in paint real quick how you normally would, and I do too. We both post the abominations here.

I challenge you to draw discord chilling with a bong. What would you have me do?

Why is Twilight Sparkle the best? Why, because she's better than the rest.

"Surely you jest," you attest. I would respond, "perhaps you should go West, as you are not a welcome guest in my nest. Twilight Sparkle is the best, that's a test that no one should detest."

>>29931847
My only complaint is the dear being magical but seriously it's just something I don't agree.

All in all a very enjoyable and good fic.

>>29931935
That was great.

>>29931935
Be our guest! Be our guest! Put our service to the test!

>>29931264
Here's the thing: if you go into cupcakes expecting to be somewhat mortified, you won't be disapointed. It's a horror fic. Expect it to serve that purpose and it's pretty good. If you know anything about anatomy or medicine it's going to be diminished a little for you, but it's honestly not a bad story.

>>29931935

I like Twilight Sparkle and that was STILL terrible!

0/10

Which point would respond the worst to identity theft?

>>29931640
Actually, I feel it loses it's emotional impact when you aren't concerned for the character's well being.

Alternately, I could have said, "begone you pest!" But that is not a part of my quest. I only wish to get this off my chest, the fact that Twilight Sparkle is the best.

>>29931935
She is best, but please, It's enough that we know.
>>29931909
I'm not at home now, but at a friend's house who isn't into ponies. I would but there's that and...I can't draw anything on a computer. Especially on Win7, It's paint doesn't seem to have a paintbrush.

>>29932003
*pony

>>29931935
your favorite pony is bad while mine is good
your opinion is smells like shit really should
My opinion smells like the nicest perfume, the finest food
yours seems like pinkie had a curry and then...poo'd?

Can one make pony semen alcoholic?

Because that'd just be simply brilliant.

>>29932016
thats reet weird. oh well, we'll reschedule.

PONNI

>>29932012
>you will never hold your waifu pony in your arms

This is why I love Twilight.

It's funny because Fresh Prince if my favorite sitcom of all time next to Seinfeld.

>>29932048

that looks ridiculous

I need a bulleted list of things that pony have licked in season 1

>>29931964
It's not a horror fic, it's a gore fic. I'm not a prude by any stretch, but it's just not what I'm into, why would I read it.

>>29932007

So... what, you think I should post it on Ponychan?

What is with the pony semen thing lately? Please tell me its just one dedicated dude

>>29932077

its hardly a gore fic. its basically slapstick

>>29932040
Sorry, but what does "reet" mean (I'm not a native speaker) and what exactly is weird? I might have left some words out of the sentence as I was distracted.

>>29932048
but that isn't cute

>>29932088
>lately

>>29932033
There's not gonna be a V4

>>29932052
I rather love Applejacks tight muscly buns rather than Twilights fat slobby nerd flanks.

>>29932097
oh, I just mean not having a brush is kinda weird. Also 'reet' is right but with a northern accent, lad

>>29932069

>Pony
>Poni
>Les Poneys
>Poniferous Trees

>>29932088
Just people emulating the thread simulators, I assume.

>>29932082
Do you honestly think they haven't gone over it a hundred times a hundred times over since yesterday alone?

>>29932088
A post is amplified here, therefor, one mans voice may sound like many if he keeps it up. The effect is multiplied when more people join in. This is the concept of anonymous.

>>29932033
I seem to recall an irish bar, or was it english?

anyways they serve chilled horse semen shots that taste of apple.

>>29932111
>You

>>29931581
>implying dashhelp

>>29932088

its been a running gag since the simulators, i think. plus there are those new zealand apple flavored horse semen shots that they sell at that bar.

stuff like that kinda kept the ball rollin

>>29932129
>english pub
>drinking semen

Id say its wrong, but knowing us, I just dont know

>>29932088

it's from PONY THREAD SIMULATOR v2.2

basically, some dude takes TERRIBLE posts and has Microsoft Sam and friends read them while Mario music plays in the background.

it's a lot funnier than it sounds.

http://youtu(dot)be/MwKclhWlo-0

>>29932052
Applejack lost a lot of face with the Apple Family mafia that day.

>>29932082
To be honest i've been to ponychan a few times to check out some rumors and they seem to be completely impartial or oblivious to Nyx. They would likely be indifferent if you were to post it there.

Now, do a fic with Fluttershy or Rarity or whatever the hell those waifufags are tripping over, and have her them getting skewered and see the reactions.

>>29932129
Chilled? Everyone knows horse semen is best fresh and warm.

>>29932052

magic is such a fucking cheat.

if i were an earth pony i'd totally kill the unicorns and pegasi

>>29932159
> lost a lot of face

what?

>>29932117
I goofed, of course it has a brush. But I swear, when I tried it for the first time I somehow just only could draw a straight line no matter how I waved the cursor. I use vista myself at home.

>>29932158
Where do people acquire those non-Microsoft Sam sounds anyway? My W7 only comes with Microsoft Anna.

>>29932089
Alright, call Cupcakes a "shock fic", then. It's meant to be rather shocking. Like I said, if you know how physiology works, it's diminished for you, but people tend to polarize the thing. If it were crappy, people would be on its case for being hilariously bad and about a terrible topic.

It is good. It's just controversial is all, though, so it isn't life-changing good. You won't use it as a way to imrpove your own writing or anything. You'll just read it, feel like you've gotten some worth out of it, and move on.

That's what I did, anyway.

>>29932160
when people say ponychan they often mean /oat/

>>29932138
Dash only helps herself

>>29932122
>>29932128
>>29932143
>>29932158


Oh boy. I thought those simulator things were well and done with.

Also horse semen shots at a pub? Really?

>>29932185
It's an turn of phrase. Means she lost respect/reputation.

>>29932196

thats what i did too.

like 8 months ago.

too bad no one else ever moved on.

>>29932191
same, shocking OS. That said, I been on my mac recently and that isnt much better

>>29932184
It's not like you can just do magic at will, it takes study and practice, just as much as physical strength requires endurance and practice.

>>29932122
Actually, I just sort of have a thing for itthat theirs supposedly tastes good just makes it all the better

Hey fuck /v/, our greatest dreams have just came true, pun intended

http://gizmodo.com/5843117/scientists-reconstruct-video-clips-from-brain-activity

>UC Berkeley scientists have developed a device that allows your imagination to be recreated in digital video
>the produced video is blurry now but scientists expect it to become a perfect one to one mapping within 10 years

Remember that girl you had a crush on in high school but was too afraid to approach? You can now rape her in your mind and have a porno of it produced

For you as a ponyfag
You will be able to picture yourself fucking celestia and have a video of it produced in stunnign detail before you reach the age of 30

>>29932216

http://www.odditycentral.com/news/new-zealand-pub-serves-shots-of-apple-flavored-horse-semen.html

behold!

There. Took an full hour, but Pinkie Pie pulling Rarity in a wagon.

>>29932122

I want to slide my penis into Pinkie from behind while she humps a rock.

>>29932237
Only gifted unicorns though...

Although Twilight is more than a gifted unicorn

>>29932249

>>29932249
they did that on cats a while ago. Good to see theyre still persuing it
>>29932256
that image is surely an odd one

>>29932250

I don't want to live on this planet anymore

>>29932249

I fucking love science

>>29932237
The study is meaningless. You only need to study and practice to control the magic.

An untrained unicorn is the most dangerous thing in Equestria. Especially one whose talent is magic.
>twilightoverlimit.jpg

>>29932256
Oh, shit! Dan was with Pinkie before Rarity? This some crazy shit right here.

>>29932249
Awesome.

Hey guys.

You're now thinking of baby Pinkie Pie again.

>>29932249
This is amazing

>>29932160

Not a bad idea. I'm gonna have to try that out.

But first, I have a promise to keep for a very nice gentleman at Fimchan. The Great and Powerful Trixie... SHALL RETURN!

>>29932291

meh, different strokes for different folks.

>>29932280
But not the oddest one.
BTW, if you really want to reschedule I'm available tomorrow from 15:00 to probably early sunday morning. That's GMT+2, I'm not from America (which should no longer be a surprise, I suppose. It just can cause some fuzz on a international board like this. Different time zones, I mean.)

>>29932249
is this real life??
or is it just fantasy???

>>29932270
That episode is another reason I love Twilight.

>spends entire race in the back just straight chillin and enjoying nature while AJ and RD are at each other's throats
>Twilight ends up in 5th with a medal while AJ and RD, the most physically adept ponies lose because of their childish bickering

>>29932308
>baby Pinkie Pie
What have I missed?

>>29932342

Caught in a landslide
No escape from reality

>>29932332
im in GMT. wehn i say northern I mean like scunthorpe.

eh, it doesnt really matter, imma prolly catch you at some point. Dont forget to show me some shit if you decide to progress onto contributing!

ill be here making pony remixes, thats my way of contributing

http://www.livestream.com/cartoonyartchannel

Cartoonlion is streaming

>>29932307
>>29932315
>>29932298
>>29932280
>>29932278
This will be you in 10 years
apart from much better quality

Inb4 a huge shitstorm over pedos producing scat child porn with it gets it banned in america land of the free

>>29932291
I have news for you: fucked up people are everywhere. I would definitely drink horse semen, preferably straight from the source.

>>29932349

>5th place gets a medal

>Talking about pony semen and whatever ridiculous nonsense this thread has divulged into instead of next episode speculation when its LITERALLY tomorrow.

Seriously. What. Anyway I was thinking, have we thought about what would happen in the next part? You know besides the obvious save the day and be friends again at the end. There's 22 minutes to fill up and they've shown a lot can get done in that time. Do you think the ponies are still corrupted after Discord leaves? Are the ponies gonna try to help save the town while also getting dash back?

Just a thought.

>>29932249
do want

>>29932196
When I read it, it was definitely just shock. My mind was fine with it, but my body was rejecting it. It didn't help that I was having chicken that night and pulled off a leg. It was pretty bad.

After reflecting on it at work I found it hilarious. It's just slapstick gore, but it's just shocking the first time.

>>29932383

This technology is not going to end well.

>>29932375
We kill everyone with arrowheads arrowheads arrowheads arrowheads arrowheads arrowheads arrowheads arrowheads arrowheads arrowheads arrowheads arrowheads arrowheads arrowheads arrowheads arrowheads arrowheads arrowheads

>>29932383

that would literally be thought regulation.

i dont think they'd ever pass any law controlling video output from the brain

>>29932383
im a horse sucking dicks?

>>29932383
This will not end well.
Not well at all.

>>29932428
CUT THE KIIIIIDS IN HAAAALF

>>29932375

Open your eyes
Look up to the skies and see
I'm just a poor boy
I need no sympathy
Because I'm easy come, easy go
Little High, Little Low

>>29932400
You guys... what if EVERY episode is a cliff hanger leading into the story for the next ep?

Including the season finale

Any more clips form tomorrow's episode?

>>29932400

i think we've already discussed everything there is to be discussed.

have we named those dancing apple piles? those things were pretty fucking cool.

>>29932249
That was on an episode of House awhile back. I thought it was fiction...

>>29932249
If they perfect this thing it's going to put Hollywood out of business overnight

>>29932462
The keepers of the grove of truth?

>>29932440

>Thought output can't be banned

>Art = Extension of thought

>Entirely fictional porn "linked" to pedophilia is banned in most of the world

We're fucked bro.

>>29932462
how about, the pip twins?

>>29932249
>>29932249

WELP

now all we need is something that does the same thing with sound and we'll be golden.

either way I'm psyched.

>>29932443
Only if you want to be~

>>29932452
I WILL SEE YOU
IN THE NEXT LIIIIIIIIIIIIFE

>>29932491

If you think about it, most people have the ability to replicate someone else's voice in their own head.

It's all in there. Someday it may take no work at all to produce animation.

>>29932455
An overarching story, that isn't just Twilight scribbling a note to Celestia at the end of each episode? Surely you jest?
>>29932379
Southern Finland. Good thing I googled Scunthorpe, I might've made another useless question.
>>29932462
I think it's not worth discussing, this near the episode, they can't possibly make anything epic that fits in 20 minutes. Which of course makes me sad.

>>29932491
Well, the human voice does comparatively well with that, but I know what you mean.

>>29932514
>artists are all driven out of buisness

This is going to be so bad for the artistic community if anyone could produce professional grade art.

>>29932249
You know what will be the most annoying thing.
If you get sidetracked it all over

So there you are making your own pony episode or whatever then a random thought pops in your head.

And it's all downhill from there.

>>29932541
And by "bad" you mean amazing?

Is there any good sites for clopfics?

>>29932249
>mfw imagining Virtual Reality based on your imagination

>so much pony orgy scat porn

>>29932488
There are three of them. I'm sure someone will post this before I even finish typing.

>>29932541
I think we'd still be able to appreciate someone having a vision and creating something in reality.

Also everyones minds are quite disjointed so maybe it wont be so hot

>>29932535

>show doesn't come on

>22 minute apology to the world for MLP existing.

>Entire staff commits sudoku

>>29932563
The piplets?

>>29932541
You mean like how I already do?

>>29932572
Oh not, not sudoku!

>>29932541
There's more to art than just looking good, there'll still be plenty for them to work with. This just gives them a new media to work through.

You know we haven't had a good background pony thread in awhile. I vote we have one next thread, even if it will surely be Lyrajacked

>>29932598
>>29932598
>>29932598
>>29932598
>>29932598
>>29932598
>>29932598
>>29932598
>>29932598

New thread, migrate when you are ready/after we hit image limit.

>>29932549
finally, my intense autism will come in handy for something

Shut up we won't be able to record brain waves lalalaala not listening

>>29932626
Fucking hell Nathan why can't you do anything right.

If im still interested in ponies 10 years from now, i'll fucking kill myself.

>>29932643

Just let him be; we don't want him to throw another tantrum.

>>29932649
If I'm still interested in ponies 10 years from now, I'll be proud of myself.

I can't wait to plug my brain into a computer and let it consume my life

oh wait...

>>29932626
Wait for image limit, god damn, is that so hard?

>>29932636
why are you afraid of the future?

>>29932643
Looks alright to me. What're you saying he messed up?

>>29932626
Confirmed for autism

>>29932549
That would suck.
Which reminds me of this morning, I had my first dream which involved ponies. I remember it being a new opening to MLP, it was really colorful and fast and then I woke up and couldn't remember much about it.

>>29932535
Discord had it all figured out:
- He said something to Luna that made her resent the ponies' adoration of Celestia
- Nightmare Moon's full redemption requires the full use of the Elements
- Celestia can't use their full potential herselfm has to use six friends
- Discord's petrification becomes brittle
- One pony of each type, good friends, argue discordantly in front of his statue
- Break the friendship of the six, break the Harmony of Equestria

He knew that a little Discord would go a LONG way. That's why he was laughing as he was imprisoned.

>>29932683
It... it's scary...

>>29931411
I'm back, and I've read it
Well, It was not bad of a read; as expected, it really didn't hold back on the details. But honestly, I'm not really that fazed by it. Probably because it's everywhere, it doesn't have the same impact. However I do could understand why people were scared by this earlier on, just the contrast of the pinkie pie's personality and eerie tone made it seem fitting, but that's a bit of a cliche these days: the physco-sadist

I'm glad I read it now, not as fazed as I thought, but it worked its charm to a degree

>>29932683
Well the porn industry will be out of business.
Any one could create any kind of porn they want...
And anyone will be an artist.
Have an idea? Bam done.
And movies...and cartoons...and so on

>trying to reconstruct hot pony sex
>The only thing you can think of it how good that last fucking sandwich was
>now you're fucking a sandwich

Sigh.

>>29932744
Hot

>>29932643
>>29932676
>>29932705
>149 images
>each of these responses could've had an image attached
>mfw

>>29932744
>suddenly ponies are all eating subs

>>29932643
>>29932676
>>29932705
>Wait for image limit before making this thread
>Two threads get made and there is some minor bitching about which thread to be in
>Make one just before image limit to avoid confusion and tell people to go ahead and stick this one out until it hits limit
>People bitch at me for being retarded

Really?

>>29932744
dat mayonnaise

>>29932744
>hot pony sex
>/co/ pops in mind
>then Nathan
OH GOD WHY WHY WHY?

>>29932755

>mfw we dont need images to discuss the show and should ride each thread till it falls off page 15 which would be around 1500 posts each

>>29932730
As Anon was saying earlier about getting distracted and instantly losing it, I suspect that to create a quality video mentally that's got good ideas and is coherent would take a good bit of practice and experience. There'll still be plenty of room for professionally done stuff.

>>29932781

>not wanting to have sex with a pony version of nathan

>>29932781
Oh please, you know you want a piece of this.

>>29932783

>>29932797
So artists will be the richest fuckers out there?

I think the whole "creating videos from imaginations" thing will end up being something people have to practice in order to get good and coherent at; normal people will probably only be able to put together simple images and such, and it'll take months of meditation and work to get good at creating "imagination videos," much like you have to practice and get good at art in this day and age.

>>29932781
That would be terrible.

>>29932781
Jesus Christ how horrifying

>>29932797
Ah, beat me to it.

>>29932308
>implying I ever stopped thinking about my little filly

I've never seen the flow of a thread stop so suddenly like this before. It's unreal....

>>29932898
Blame that fucking autist Nathan, he started a new thread already.

>>29932626
>>29932626
>>29932626
>>29932626

>>29932898
People migrated over here?
>>29932598

>>29932914

yep

>>29932823
with my constant running imaginations of star wars, wars in rome, riots, and MLPFiM i'm sure i can handle myself

>>29932249
>but I'm already 30