>ponies

I'M ON IT.

ONE DAY UNTIL DISCORD DIES

>Last Thread

best pony

>no topic

Then DON'T make a thread, you horse fucking man-child.

Draw me a GAL declared pony already.

Ok.

this thread could potentially go either way
let's make it a good one, folks

>>29924486
I also enjoy ponies.

>>29924486
wait.. one of em was a girl wasn't she?

>>29924484
Fairly sure you can layer gdocs with link-only avaibility... Hey, it's a good idea if anyone else would bother to try it, but I don't think I would have the patience to do it.

>>29924492
I'll drop my tripcode if he actually dies, and fade into obscurity with him.

>>29924505
I could kill to see how sweatshirt does hes things. Any known stream or tutorials of hes? Anything?

>>29924512
No I don't think so.

>>29924504

Time for cute ponies being cute!

>>29924531

Mechalestia. Piloted by Luna.

>>29924515
Yeah, that'd be my problem too. On any real scale it'd have to be a collaborative thing, which I actually suppose we could do if we can hyperlink a load of gdocs documents together. It'd need quite a lot of organisation, though, and really given the work even a single character would be, we'd probably need more people than we have decent writers. Oh well.

>>29924531
Silly Terse, those aren't ponies.

Leetle Ponies.

>>29924531

>>29924546
I'm down for helping out if this turns into anything.

Also, guys
>image dumping
This eats up the threads pretty fast. This is why we need a topic; what should we discuss?

>>29924550
i thought this was a "my little tabby" thread?

>>29924537

Continuing protocol.

>>29924565
y iz pony so smoll

Okay guys. You want a topic?

>One of the mane 6 has been dropped off on your doorstep as a filly, with a note asking you to raise her as your own. How do you go about this.

>>29924577
Likely because they exist in an ecosystem with only enough nourishment and available real-estate to sustain them at such a tiny size.

Or, because it's ADORABLE

>>29924585

Uh, raise and feed pony like a regular person?

>>29924585
depends on which one

>>29924598
Are you even trying?

>>29924585
BASEMENT

>>29924585
Try the best I can to take care of her. Considering it was a magic, pastel pony I can't very well call to find who's foal it is.

>>29924585

>>Raising baby Wawity

My life is now awesome.

>>29924617
I don't even like Rarity as much as some of the other ponies but I agree with how awesome this is.

>>29924585
Shit, on my funds I can barely support myself. I panic for a few days while I find some bedding for the little pony, and figure out how to feed it. When I'm finally able to procure permission to keep it, I get two jobs and become a distant father, permanently ruining my pony's life by never being around to show it the love it so desperately needs and craves. When its first piano recital comes around, I promise to go and miss it in favour of working overtime downtown in my dead-end job. In the end, my pony falls in with a bad crowd, drops out of school, starts taking drugs, and forever blames me for its misfortune, while I eventually disappear off the face of the earth, leaving the pony behind forever. We never reconcile, and I turn up dead in Malta sixteen years later.

I know I'm not alone

>>29924585
Okay, I'll spoonfeed you tired-ass fucks. Points to discuss:

>First bath
>First meal
>First playtime
>First night at home

>>29924585

>Try to cuddle Pinkie as a filly non-sexually
>Won't stop fucking squirming

I BETTER HARVEST HER FOR CANDY THEN.

>>29924617
You realize that you have to raise her exactly the way her parents raised her otherwise you threaten the prophecy of her getting her cutie mark and becoming the element of harmony right?

That means if she ever sees you peeing or naked, you fucked up the world.

>>29924631
But she's a pony, anon!

>>29924635

Well it's probably small enough to bathe in the sink. As for food, well, I guess I'd have to pick up some feed? That shit probably costs a bit.

>>29924629

>>29924585
HOW DO I RAISE PONI

>>29924660
Filename.
>Couldn't agree more.

>>29924652
She is a pony-shaped goddesses who has been severely neglected

>>29924660
>>29924664
wow. so cosplaying as pinkie is as easy as wearing pink

>>29924664
still thinks she needs just a bit more boobage...

>>29924660
>>29924664
YESSSSSSSSS. Thank you.

>>29924676
shut up you hambeast

>>29924656
Look, it doesn't end too badly, no worries. The pony eventually, with help from her spiritual mentor (played by an aging Adrien Brody) and the love and support of her friends and lover, eventually becomes clean, fixes their life, and realises that I loved them all along, and was just trying to do my best to support them. It's a harsh indictment of the life of a single parent, with a heartbreaking overtone of futility and nihilism in an existentialist world, and critics rated it four out of five stars. It even ended up becoming a box-office hit, and solidified human-pony relations by showing us a true insight into the lives of ill-equipped foster cross-species families everywhere. The director won an Oscar award, too, so clearly I did something right along the line.

>>29924678
MORE BOOBS?

>>29924697
YES
YES YES YES.

>>29924690

>>29924635

Okay then.

Bath
>>Rarity is scared because the bathtub is like a big pool to her so she won't go in. I try to run the water shallow and convince her that it's safe. Once she tries it, she likes it so much that she doesn't actually get out of the tub for an hour, much to my chagrin.

Meal
>>Mashed alfalfa with warm milk. Spoon feeding baby pony food and bottle feeding. Good times.

Playtime
>>Try to take Rarity to the park to play with children. Children all love her, although they do think she's a pet. Have to convince one annoying little brat not to ride her like, well, like a pony. Rarity and I build sand Castle. Rarity sits in center, declares herself princess of sandbox. I laugh heartily.

First Night
>>Rarity is afraid of the dark so I go get her a nightlight and read her a bedtime story. She still won't go to sleep so I have to rock her to sleep in my arms. Finally gets to sleep around Five O'clock. I pass out and wake up to pony crying two hours later. Being a parent is hard.

>>29924635
>>29924585
I'd try my best, of course. It'd be hard, but ponies mature much faster than people, I wouldn't have to keep it in clothes, if we're ever short on food it can graze outside, and then we can be friends. Being such a little pony, I could wash her in the sink, and then eventually I'd have to get a bath, unless we could figure out a shower way. First meal would be grass - I don't have anything for ponies in and she's probably hungry! I have no idea how you'd play with a marshmallow horse, but I'm sure through experimentation I can figure something out, and she can sleep at the end of my bed if she wants. I'll get her a cot or something later.

It's Rainbow Dash - the teenage years are going to be hell

>>29924697
>>29924704

All of my unf.

>>29924697
Jeezum crow, I am never going to be able to unsee this.

>>29924697
Dauyymn.

>>29924690
I love you, man. Never change.

>>29924697
If you have no more PINKIE PIE I'm going back to /v/.

Fuck, I guess I'm a face fetishist first. What's the use in tits and asses if face isn't looking good for me.

>>29924707

>>29924709
And in the end, you can't help but smile and bask in that vague sense that everything will turn out right in the end. You can't quite put a rhyme or reason to your optimism, but it's there, and it drives you on, day after day.

Just out of interest, does anyone have any more images of nathan? Or is this the only one?

>>29924726
yeah. head on back to /v/. i'm just gonna post humans till my neighborhood noise regs are over.

>>29924707
>Flutterguy

>>29924649

Wait a minute, are you saying I have to dress up like a pony the whole time I'm raising her?

Is she going to be confused by all the other bipeds walking around?

>>29924737
only this

>>29924739
It's kinda sad. Well, good luck.

>>29924710
oh fuck, I'll have to teach her to fly at some point

I guess I should get some books on basic flight mechanics and read up on how birds fly, then. Maybe look up some local flight schools, see if they'll take somebody who doesn't need a plane.

>>29924759
>asparagus
lol

>>29924755
>Implying you wouldn't do it for her.

>>29924737
this is my favourite

>>29924737

>>29924765
Hold her out of a convertible and tell her to spread her wings.

>>29924649
If she's in the human world though, she'd have to get used to humans. Rainbow Dash can still be loyal, Rarity still generous, etc. even with human caretakers.

>>29924779
she might get hurt. I'd never do something that might hurt her. Man, teaching her to fly will be hard - what if she crashes? I can't watch!

>>29924701
Not everything can end sweetly! This one had to be bitter to make its point - that sometimes it takes a real shock to get you moving in life.

In all seriousness, though,
>>29924635
>>29924585
>Bath time
I guess bathing Fluttershy was always going to be challenging. Having to raise such a fearful child, with her own inherent problems and difficulties, when we barely know each other and she's still a baby, she's probably very scared of the terrifying large human towering over her head. So, I guess I'd wash her in the sink at first (apparently that's what you do with babies, I'm no expert though) and be extra careful. Make it a game, so she learns to be a little more comfortable with me.

>Meal
Probably something very easy on the gums, carrot paste and warm milk or something. Lightly heated, and another game - the airplane game, this time. That's a timeless classic.

>Playtime
Keep her in the house, play fun games with animal pets and whatnot, at least until she's happy to leave. Building blocks together, reading books, listening to music, all that jazz. When we finally leave, we go to places that aren't crowded - there's a beautiful, verdant glade nearby, a knoll at the top of a grassy peak that's tall enough to overlook the green valleys nearby, in a forest full of critters. We go there and have a picnic.

>The first night
This one is always a challenge, but I let her sleep in my bed. Children of all kinds need love and cuddling, and she needs someone nearby to take care of her just in case of colic or something like that. When she's old enough, I move her to a crib in my room, and then eventually to a crib in her own room, then a bed, and so on. Bedtime stories and games always remain a permanent fixture, and we brush our teeth together every night.

God damn, there is nothing I want more than to someday be a parent.

>>29924721
I know, man, I know. Did it just for you, haha!

>>29924772

Yeah, I would.

>>29924773
So what's the deal with that Nathan guy?

I mean, what did he do to piss locals? Is it just the fact that he's an ugly motherfucker? Good thing my photos won't end here then.

>>29924779
>Po pi po pi po POPIPO!

might i ask what this "nathan" story is?

All these little attention whore bitches suck. This is how you cosplay one of the ponies:
-strap a prosthetic muzzle to your face
-shave several short hair dogs, collect the hair and dye it the appropriate color
-fill a bathtub with the fur, strip naked, rub gluesticks all over your entire body then jump into the tub and roll around until you are covered
-bind your tits if you have any
-put on hoof shoes on your feet and hands
-affix wig and buttplug tail, then horn or wings if appropriate

little bitches putting ZERO effort into it, makes me ill

>>29924791
flying is dangerous.

nothin you can do about that. Unless you can teach her magic and she can levitate using soundwaves.

>>29924792
oh well now that I remember you have like 8 days left or something on that ban shit i really dont care anymore

>>29924804

>EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>29924804
--

MOTHERFUCKER NOW IT'S STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN

>>29924794
Dat iz fail!!!!1!

>>29924810
>not surgery moving your tits to your crotch

casual

Were there any serious attempts to create serious male alicorn? Beside pony generator or shitloads of OC ponies of course.

>>29924812
I can check my local libraries, but I don't recall seeing any books on magic theory in the index. Maybe I can buy her a giant coat of foam. Obviously she'll have to learn very close to the ground, maybe see if I can hire out a large, padded room, like they use for martial arts and shit

>>29924828
And that's it?..

>>29924810
Jesus Christ, you people.

>B-B-B-BAAAAAAAAWWW! THERE ARE NO GIRLS WHO LIKE PONIES I WANT A GIRLFRIEND WHO PONIES HOW DO???!
>Cute girl indicates she likes the show via cosplay.
>B-B-B-B-BAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWW! ATTENTION WHORES!

>>29924837
nolol
it goes deeper than that.

>>29924812

Aw hell, how am I supposed to teach a baby unicorn how to use magic?

I'll have to befriend some socially awkward but strangely attractive wiccan girl who won't have any idea what she's actually talking about but together we help Rarity learn to believe in herself, which was the true magic all along, and form a bizarre but functioning family unit!

>>29924845
We need to go deeper than.

So... Why do I like ponies?

>>29924841
>welcomeininternetbanner.png
I guess We need one of these.

I agree with You though.

>>29924841
Be glad it's just one person.

>>29924792
>my face

>>29924847
You can still help her through it, even if you can't give any practical advice. They seem to have at least some inherent magical ability, you're just going to have to help her to build on that, and that's really just practice and experimentation - two things we CAN do.

>>29924854
Cute and funny.

>>29924841
I think you misunderstood my post, sir. They're attention whores because they're obviously not taking it seriously. I want a girl who loves ponies as much as I do - not a poser like these sluts.

>>29924854

They are so cuddly-looking and adorable that they cause a release of serotonin in your brain similar to heroin.

Ponies make you high.

Which pony has the tightest buns?

>>29924861
Aren't you supposed to be asleep right now?

>>29924792
Very beautiful, Terse. Babby Fluttershy would be right at home in your arms.

don't you have other things you should be writing right now though?

>>29924881
Pinkie Pie.
she can't cook for shit so they always get burnt

>>29924883
I MADE A TOPIC AND I MUST SEE IT THROUGH!!

>>29924890
> Pinkie doesn't shove dragon dildos up her hoo-hoo

So... who wants to raise Baby Twiwight and Baby Appa Jack?

>>29924836
And cloud work, of course. I suppose I'm going to have to read up on how weather systems work in depth if I want to help her with that one. But it'd all be worth it to see the smile on her face. And then when she rebels as a teenager, it'll break my heart

>>29924879
An interesting theory.

>>29924908
>dildos
>implying she couldn't get any stallion she wanted

>>29924825
yeah I think it was Scherzo did a male Nightmare Moon

>>29924881

Rarity.

She learned to make hard rolls cause those are Sweetie's favorite.

>>29924917
I missed Your answer first time. Sorry and thanks. I'll look for it. I'm quite interesting in how It worked out.

I'm off. See ya around.

So guys...
I've heard there was some kinda huge stream of the first ep last week on Hub's site or something like that (correct me if I'm wrong). Any of you know if there are plans for something similar this week?

>>29924923

>>29924926
No, there wasn't. There were several fan-made live streams of the episode. there were 720p commercial-less videos on Youtube within hours.

>>29924861
That was pretty much my face too, haha, it'd be wonderful to raise a baby pony. Tough, but worthwhile.

>>29924883
Growing up together, learning from each other, that'd be one of the best parts. I'd have to grow as a person as much as she would, guide her through life, protect her, get to know her friends...it'd be weird, certainly, but if my parents did it for me I'm certain I could do it better for her.

Yes. Yes, I do. ;_;

WHICH AMONG YOU IS THE BIG PONY FAN?!

State your argument!

>>29924923
>>29924940
Those aren't meant to be Fluttershy.

>>29924952

I am the big pony fan.

Because fuck everyone.

>>29924913
>Luna Wolves
very nice...

>>29924952

I once murdered a old man by unplugging his life support. That's how much I love ponies.

>>29924960
your mom isn't meant to be fluttershy

>>29924952
I collaborated with terrorists during 9/11. That's how much I love ponies.

>>29924964
I liked that too.

>>29924966
That's nothing! I conquered and ruled a nation for a thousand years under the brutal iron fist of oppression and dictatorship, that's how much I love ponies!

>>29924952
I enjoy the show and I enjoy the porn.

>>29924943
but she's a pony in a land of men - children get bullied for having the wrong colour hair, and she's the wrong species. She'll have a tough time of it there. You'd better be there for her.

Dash'd fight back. I'd get to know the inside of the principal's office quite well, I imagine.

>>29924952
I like ponies so much I visited Ponychan once

There, my secret shame is confessed... but none among you can contest the validity of my rule.

>>29924982
I built a machine to destroy the universe so I could abuse the quantum many-words theory to ensure that all my pony related guesses were correct, that's how much I love ponies!

>>29924952
i touched a pony's butt once irl

>>29924952
I shot a man in Reno just to watch ponies.

>>29924952
I SWEAR BY THE BLOOD OF THE DRAGON MOON, I HAVE WRITTEN FANFICTIONS ABOUT ALL OF THE PONYS AND HAVE OVER A GIG OF PONY PICTURES

>>29924997

Only once? I certainly hope you only lurked.

>>29924952
I'm writing a 30 chapter MLP/Pokémon crossover.

I guess that's something.

>>29924952

I went to the ponychan RP board, 7 times to induce pain upon my mind.

>>29924988

I beat the shit out of the first little puke that tried to put a saddle on Rarity! Eventually, I realized that I needed to be less aggressive to her boyfriends.

>>29924979
>>29924982

I kidnapped a bunch of teenagers and tortured them to death. They begged me to stop by I just told them this is how much I love ponies.

>>29924960
BUT DUDE SHE HAS PINK HAIR AND IS WEARING A YELLOW TURTLENECK

IT HAS TO BE FLUTTERSHY RIGHT?

>>29925006
ONLY A GIGGLEBYTE?

YOU ARE SMALLTIME

>>29924988
True, I know the extent of the way bullying works pretty damn well. Nonetheless I'd always be there to protect her even if it means tearing the schools down brick by brick. And I'm sure she'd make friends like Dash, who'd be there to help her too. Who could resist?

That's a great in, though - befriend the principal and help Dash out from the inside. It's what I'd make sure to do for Fluttershy, if I couldn't afford to make generous donations every year.

>>29925001
...I think I'm beaten in this one. I only loved ponies enough to tunnel through the walls of this universe into another universe in which I enslaved an infinite horde of scores of sapient others in order to force them to produce an endless supply of pony-related content for the rest of eternity. That's pretty hardcore.

>>29924952
More than once, I have watched the show and then discussed it on the Internet.

Beat that, casual faggots.

>>29925045
Fuck.

Alright, I concede, our king has been crowned.

>>29925031
It'd probably be best to get them relatively competent at flying before they go to school, that way at least they can always get out of the way. So long as they know they can always fly home, to a hot meal and loving arms, they'll be alright.

>>29925001
>>29925031

I enslaved a race of near-perfect, immortal beings and forced them into a state of perpetual debauchery and sin just so I could show people how much I fucking love ponies!

>>29925031

It's always good to have help from the teaching staff, but it's also important to give Dash space to make her own friends. You don't want people to think she's a teacher's pet.

>>29925027
>gigglebyte

>>29925045
May I kiss your feet now, oh great one?

>>29925045

...Alright, you win.

>>29925056
She needs to know that the staff are there for her if she needs them. She won't, of course, she's Rainbow Dash, but though she'd never admit it, knowing the help is there should get her through the tougher times.

>>29924971
Will there be pony mods in Skyrim?

>>29925027
YOU DEAR DOUBT MY LOVE FOR PONIES? WORTHLESS SON OF A WHORE WHO DIDN'T LIKE PONIES, I SHALL CHOP YOUR HEAD OFF AND GIVE IT TO MY WAFIU, FLUTTERSHY AS A GIFT.

>>29925052
I was already king. This bullshit was just a formality.

>>29925066
No. Remove yourself from my presence at once.

>>29924988
I'd be the father pretending to scold her, but congratulating her and telling her how proud I am of her under my breath, out of earshot of the principal.

Then we'd go out for ice cream.

When the Pony Empire invaded and wiped out a majority of humankind, I took the liberty of surrendering on Earth's behalf. I then was set up as administrator of Earth, using my considerable charisma to ensure the pacification of the remaining humans and the organization of Earth's resources in the most efficient way for their use.

May I ask, who's idea was it to put an RP board on ponychan? IT'S LIKE A JAR FILLED WITH AUTISM IN THERE.

>>29925055
Yeah, that's a good idea, but at the same time making them overly reliant on something that draws divisions between them and their schoolmates is simply likely to make them more ostracised. Instead I'd teach Fluttershy to stand up for herself as best she could and never give in, never yield an inch - fight back and be strong. Diplomacy, too. Things that others can do, so she finds it easier to make friends and fit in. Flying home, rather than informing an authority figure or dealing with it herself, would be a last resort if she felt like there was nothing else she could do.

>>29925056
Yeah, exactly. I'd make sure that I had some level of sway within the school, just so I could keep an eye on Fluttershy, but I wouldn't interfere with her life. It'd be all about her making her own friends and learning her own life lessons, you know? That's the important part of school life, alongside academics.

>>29925088
>Breen
>charisma

>>29925093

This surprised you?

>>29925056
>I enslaved a race of near-perfect, immortal beings and forced them into a state of perpetual debauchery and sin

this is so much my fetish I can't even believe how perfectly you phrased it

>>29925102
>Breen
>greentexting charisma

I like ponies.

too much...

>>29925093
>#canon tags

>>29925095
Yeah, it'd be a last resort, but knowing that you do always have an option is comforting. Even if you never have to use it, knowing it's there can be enough. I mean, Dash'd never run away from a fight. Poor kids don't really know what they're getting themselves into.

>>29925093
>not avoiding /rp/ like the plague

>not avoiding Ponychan entirely, with the possible exception of weekends, and only when the show is on

>>29925116

How much?

There is a thing as too much.

>>29925111

I simply did as the Eldar did before me.

>>29925117
have a pony version

>>29925086
Indeed. Much as I don't agree with using violence to get your own way, standing up for yourself and what you believe in is very much worthy of ice cream.

>>29925113
Ah, maybe you're right. I just never really liked HL 2 plot and characters. Apart from, curiously, Breen.

>>29924631
you are never alone

>>29925093

>>29925132
it is always ice cream time

>>29925123
eh, the people on /merch/ who make stuff are pretty okay

>>29925124
Sometimes ponies are the only thing that can get me through a day, or up in the morning.

Oh shit, is it Friday already?! That means Saturday morning cartoons are tomorrow!!

>>29925121

Honestly, I don't think kids would be that mean to her, but I'm still a bit concerned. Am I the only one that thinks introducing a bunch of toddlers to a real live baby pony could result in them thinking she's some kind of pet?

No problem with popularity, but how do you actually make friends when the entire class thinks you're a poodle? I'll have to make sure Rarity is taught proper speaking so she can really communicate with her classmates.

>>29925130
>pony version
>clearly a dragon
oh you

>>29925121
I feel like we're beginning to get into some sort of argument over which hypothetical pony child is better. Maybe it's time for me to step back and re-evaluate, haha.
Nonetheless I do agree with that point - it's as much a psychological thing as it is a viable physical option, perhaps even more so. I'd say Fluttershy wouldn't fight, which is the problem - I'd have to teach her to have some confidence and courage, but it'd be exasperating. I'd probably talk to her friends about taking care of and protecting her, just to be sure that everything's fine. I'm enough of a worrywart now, I'd have minor heart attacks every day fretting over her schooling.

>>29925133
Your opinions are your own, man. I can see where you're coming from. I just really liked Breen as a character - as a person I'd have despised him, but he was admittedly fairly charismatic and certainly very, very good at playing his part.

>>29925157
Well done.

>>29925157
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4uqwlKyrUaU

>>29925163
>>argument over which hypothetical pony child is better

Well Rarity is obviously the best pony. She's getting straight A's and she won the talent show.

>>29925169
What can I say, Im just as clever as Rebecca Black.

>>29925158
Nah, not young kids. She can talk, they can talk, and neither of them are old enough to have developed the same preconceptions or discriminations most of us have. They'd probably get along fine - the real trouble would be when they moved to a new, larger school, and the others weren't used to her. That'd be when the trouble started, because most of them wouldn't be used to her at all. I'd hardly fear for Dash's safety, but I'd hate to see her get kicked out for seriously injuring a child.

>>29925163
>implying pinkie wouldn't be best babby pony child

All of a sudden, PINKIE PIE FILLY!

What crazy adventures ensue with the attempts at raising this bundle of bouncing love, /co/?

Does any Ausbronies know what channel and time FiM is on ? I've never seen it on Australian TV, and I'd love to.

>>29925163
Oh, no, absolutely not, I'm sure Fluttershy would make a fine hypothetical pony child. Sometimes running away IS the best option, Dash'd get herself into trouble far too often - but I'd still want her to know she could always come home, even though I know she never would.

>>29925163
>I just really liked Breen as a character

I have everything he ever says in the game memorized. I could recite the entirety of every single Breencast right now if I had to.

You know now what my obsession was before ponies

>>29925157

>>29925190

Astonishing upset!

America defeats Japan in creating a literal moe blob!

>>29925181
>Straight A's

Nope, that would be Twilight.

>>29925203
>ALL OF MY NOPE

>>29925194

>>/co/ is forced to raise baby Pinkie Pie as a collective group in, kind of like "My Two Dads" only with five-hundred people
>>First thing they do is kick Faceless out and get a restraining order

>>29925203
And we ponyfags troll themselves. Fitting.

>>29925181
Fluttershy's gifted and talented, Goro. Her grades are stellar, she's beloved by all the faculty and students, animals adore her and she's already well on her way to becoming whatever she wants to be - a starlet, a veterinarian, whatever. Rarity couldn't hope to compete.
See, that's what I mean. That sort of thing. It might be getting in a bit too deep for my tastes. I think they're all as good as each other, truth be told, the main six.[/spoilers]

>>29925190
For me, it would honestly be a choice between Fluttershy and Pinkie. I chose FS because she's more like me, it'd be easier, but Pinkie would probably be my first choice were it an actual option I had.

>>29925200
That's impressive. I can remember the general gist of a couple of them, but otherwise, all I really remember is that he was one of the defining fixtures of the game for me.
that ending

Derpin in Ponyville is a weird song, it makes me feel kinda sad

...
god damnit
listening to a cover of "Le Marie Glennecia", Rogue Galaxy OST...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NlD2DaK3tfI&fmt=37
and now I want to see a Jaster pony

>>29925221

>>29925228
>broken spoiler tags
argh

>>29925243
>he screwed up his spoiler tags

>>29925228

Please, that little commoner couldn't hope to compete with my baby. She's a distinguished pony of refined tastes.
I see what you mean, but honestly I'm just having too much fun with this fake parental posturing!

>>29925235
superior

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0vrtgYvEodo

>>29925260
Hey now, there's no need to fight, they can both get straight As. Frankly, I'll be lucky if Dash turns up.
But I could never stay mad at her

>>29925235

Faceless, I didn't know you played Rogue Galaxy.
I've got Vyse from "Skies of Arcadia" pony, hopefully that's a start.

itsjustahopskipandjump!

>>29925283
Pinkie! We don't have time for this!

double time

>>29925268

Suck it, boyo.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5U93eyig8w&feature=related

>>29925276
a year or three ago.

I distinctively remember just up and give on the Ghost Ship. didn't have the patience to climb all hundred levels.

>>29925311
>faceless
>giving up on something because it takes time or effort
sounds about right

>>29925304
goro can i kiss you
i've been looking for this FOREVER, it wasn't on the fucking soundtrack at all

>>29925304
What is it with SMT games and good soundtracks? I mean the Devil Summoner 2 soundtrack is fucking addicting. Especially the battle themese

I heard you guys were raising little foals.

>>29925335
...I can think of nothing that would be more pleasurable then raising her.

>>29925335
I'd still raise Nyx. Even Nyx I'd raise and I don't even care for her that much. If she's semi cute and can speak english, I'd raise anything

You can't believe that she insists on wearing her lab jacket while she does this. Between the ice pack, the thermometer (it took far too much protesting to convince her to use the oral one), and the...whatever that thing that takes your blood pressure is, you feel more like a lab experiment than a husband staying home sick. Nevertheless, she insists that she's a doctor and she can take care of you. For the umpteenth time, you point out that having a doctorate in biochemistry is a far cry from being a medical doctor, but she's having none of it. She yanks the thermometer out of your mouth without even a smidge of delicacy and gasps as she reads it. A temperature of 100? She dashes off to the study, babbling about how one of her textbooks mentioned this. She returns with her nose stuffed in a book, and moments later she looks at you with a death stare. She's convinced you have malaria, despite the fact that neither of you have traveled to Africa, ever.She tells you to hang tight while she runs to the lab to invent a cure, but you manage to grab her wrist before she can sprint off. You assure her that you don't have malaria, and the best treatment would be some homemade chicken noodle soup. She grins sheepishly and apologizes in advance, knowing she'll burn it. You tell her that's okay, because as long as she's the one who makes it, you'll feel better. As you go to kiss her on the cheek, she turns you away, telling you not to spread the germs. She is about to leave the room when she freezes, remembering something. She flashes you another goofy, nervous smile and assures that this is purely precautionary, but where do you keep the fire extinguisher again?

>>29925229
Oh god, I didn't notice the penis until it was too late!

>>29925323

You can.
No tongue.

Now a question for both you and Klondike >>29925334
, after I beat DDS (And maybe the sequel) should I play Persona 3 or 4?

I know this is completely off topic, but maybe someone here knows. What happened to Rose?

>>29925304
pffpfft.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdznoXlO5s0&feature=related

>>29925363
We don't know.

>>29925311
I hope we will get an undead pony skeleton as a main character and friend for the mane six in MLP.

Little kids show? If they can pull that off, then I shall admire the FiM group for being gods.

>>29925229
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YI6wiaOVJo

>how are we supposed to find the element when you took away the labyrinth before we could get to the end?
If they had been there, wouldn't taking away the labyrinth have made them esier to find?

>>29925357

AND I forgot my trip. Awkward.

>>29925354
hngg
why don't I have a pony making me soup
I'm ill too :(

>>29925357
I've only played 4. And I'm not even finished with it yet.

And I had a chance to get both DS2 and DDS but I didn't have the money for both

We may be divided but of you all I beg, to remember we're all hoofed, at the end of each leeeeg. No matter what the issue, come from wear ever you please, all this fighting gets you nothing but hoof in mouth desies. Arguing not the way, hey come out and play! its a shining new day, so what do you sayyyy? you've got to share, you've got to care, and there will always be a way though. Both our diets I should mention are completely vegitarian, we all eat hay and oats, why you at each others throats

>>29925373
>little kids show
>skeleton
>Bill & Mandy

>>29925334
Shoji Meguro is what. Best video game composer hands down. Tokyo Conception and Divine Identity are the two best pieces of music in vidya.

>>29925357
But the tongue was going to be the best part!
Persona 4, every time. Best Persona game and one of the best games in the series. 3 is stunning, really great game, but it's nowhere near 4.

>>29925375
I find it funny that she asked that AFTER RD broke a rule.

I also like how Discord countered all those "Discord cheated" with the same exact thing we've been saying. "Uh. Element of Chaos dude."

>>29925383
I sure am fuckfull of typos today.
oh whatever.

>>29925354
This is Nurse Redheart, right? Or Twilight Sparkle, I can't quite tell.

>>29925381
>wear
You need to use a Sweetie Belle next time.

>>29925403
The offhand comment about textbooks makes me think Ms. Sparkle.

plus who the fuck waifufags nurse pony these days i mean really

>>29925384
fuck you terse everyone tells me 3 is better. Why does this world have to split me.

>>29925375

>>Maybe the "magic" of "friendship" can help you
>>Now if you don't mind, I've got some chaos to reek

I love this mother fucker

>>29925427
>reek
Where's Sweetie Belle when you need her.

>>29925415

>he doesn't like nurse redheart

>>29925415
Yeah, that's what I was thinking. Makes a lot more sense that way, and we're pretty short on Twilight Sparkle. Will add it to the pastebin. Unless we've finally moved to the clopfic directory?

>>29925416
Everyone who tells you 3 is better doesn't have a fucking clue, man. 4 is the defining Persona game. The only one that comes close to rivalling it is Innocent Sin on a good day. I promise you that if you play 3 after you play 4, you will understand where I'm coming from. I played 4 second, long after 3 - big mistake.

Morning, everyone. Kooner on DA colored the little comic I did before of Luna and Celestia so I thought I'd post it in case anyone wanted to see it.

>>29925441
I assume the clopfic directory will just point to the pastebin, right? It doesn't actually host things itself

>>29925435
And you do like her? Next thing you know you'll be telling me you like someone beta like Caramel too.

That's, uh, that's the pony in the pic in case you didn't know.

>>29925415

>>29925433

I used a Sweetie Belle! But it didn't help at all. It just pooped on my and trotted away.

I should have used wikipedia.

>>29924925

if you're still around

>>29918845

>>29925435
>waifufagging nurse redheart over Twilight Sparkle
man, don't even do that

>>29925458
I prefer caramad

>>29925378
They're humanized, sorry bro.
>>29925403
...the nurse has a name? No, it's Twilight Sparkle. I'm pretty sure most nurses don't have PhDs in biochem.

>>29925383
>hasbro

Also

>implying the skeleton won't be a musician
>stay mad octaviafags for being forever background

>>29925470

Whoa, I didn't say anything about having a waifu in any of those posts now did I?

>>29925447
I don't have a clue how it works, I'm not the right person to ask. I was hoping someone who did know would pop in and explain, but, eh, no worries. It's been updated now, and I've included it under Twilight Sparkle and Nurse Redheart. We're sort of getting a lot of them at this point that don't actually have any consensus identification, and that's a bit irritating, but, eh, no worries.
This reminds me I need to skim them over and correct them. Need to find some time.

>>29925482
I don't care, I'm seeing it as a pony anyway. The wrist can just be the bit immediately before the end of her leg.

>>29925490
How can it be the greatest thing you've ever seen if Luna is in it?

>>29925485
You don't have to hide it from us, man. We don't have any shame here, this thread has been about pony children and waifus.

>>29925482
Ah, all right then, no worries. I don't know, nurses can come from all walks of life, I guess it's a case of...I don't know, but it's certainly a case of something. Anyway, no big deal.

>>29925490
It's only opinions anyway. I just think Klondike shouldn't be deceived by villainous curs seeking to mislead him.

you will never have Covert "Black-Ops" Little Poines

>>29925499

Ooh, sounds like someone's a little jealous! Upset that everyone loves your sister and you're starting to show your age?

>>29925502
but. .... what if I want to be misled?

>>29925500

Well in that case, my waifu is ponies.

Not to do with ponies at all, but I know a lot of us like Doctor Who, and we've actually talked about this a few times, but apparenrly they quietly dropped the regeneration limit quite a while ago

http://www.guardian.co.uk/tv-and-radio/2010/oct/12/doctor-who-immortal-reveals-bbc

>>29925462

>Rarity holding the shit coated towel in her mouth.

>>29924739
any source on this???

Fucking Flood Detection.

>>29925506
wow, trippy

>>29925335
I'd rather a Littlepip

I just came up with a theory of why Celestia wanted Twilight to make as much friends as possible before she use the Elements of Harmony: the power is in the numbers. When Celestia use it against NMM, the best she can do is banish her to the moon; the mane cast striped her from her dark magic. When both Luna and Celestia used it against Discord, the best they can do is turn him into stone; the mane cast might separate him into several different beings, who can't reunited together due to their nature (a perfect punishment for a god of discord). The more ponies use them at a perfect HARMONY, the more POWER the Elements of HARMONY will give to them. It's power is INFINATE, but LIMITED to the NUMBER of ponies using them TOGETHER.

>>29925537

hhhnnnngggg

so guys

what would raising a teeny weeny itty bitty twinkie pinkie be like?

I like Nurse Redheart.

>>29925554
hell

>>29925537
So JohnJesco is like Kloudmutt, only he can art a little?

>>29925554

Hectic.

She's adorable, but holy shit would she wreck your house and make noise.

>>29925554
simultaneously the best, most frustrating, and most enjoyable time of your life.

>>29925517
you're treading a dangerous path, klondike
soon enough you'll be sincerely enjoying the megami tensei novels and drawing crossover art with demikids
and what then, klondike? what then, when all is lost?

>>29925550
Except there is a finite number of defined traits one need to possess to sue the Element. Be the Element.

Celesita and Luna just had to work for several Elements at once.

>>29925554
youd be dead of diabetes before she hit age 3

>>29925554
If she can do it, so can I.

good night, my friends. Its time for me to go to bed.

>>29925565
Black Frost is my waifu already though

>>29925554

Every time you tried to hold her non-sexually, she would violently squirm for like an hour because she wants to play before falling asleep.

>>29925572
The Cakes didn't raise her, they just gave her a home.

>>29925574
GOOD NIGHT ANONYMOUS
ilu

>>29925554

Everyday would be a new adventure in discovering what a little pony can get her head stuck in.

And Faceless still isn't allowed within thirty feet.

I'm glad that out of the bit characters, nobody's requested Glida as a waifu.

I have no idea what I'd write for her.

I think I need to make a seperate folder for her like the other ponies.

>>29925529
Well I guess retcon was one way to solve that problem. So what did they do with the Master again?

>>29925580
But that's fine. You play. When she's young, she'll tire out faster, and she can fall asleep in your arms. As she grows up, she'll get more and more energy, until eventually, it's you falling asleep in her embrace.

>>29925590
Pacce did

>>29925593

I really should make a folder for one shot/minor characters. Right now most of those pictures are sitting in my "random" pony folder.

>>29925575
then you may already be lost
go forth and walk the path, begone from here as we weep for your last soul
it's all opinions in truth, all i'm saying is, give it a shot, but don't expect something better than p4 or you'll be disappointed

>>29925574
good night, anon!

>>29925580
>>29925562
>>29925561
oh god you guys don't do this to my heart

>>29925598
Must have missed it. It's hard to write bit characters. Hell, I can't even do the CMC. Well, I might be able to write something for Sweetie Belle, but that's it.

>>29925580

-And I just had a heart attack. While I'm convulsing on the floor, Pinkie Filly crawls into a bag of chips.

>>29925595
I think he was pulled back into the time war along with Gallifrey. He never actually died, but it was quite clearly a death scene.

Not that that ever stopped the Master before.

paheal down for anyone else?

smartie belle

>>29925628
Yes, it's been like this for a few years now.

>>29925617

I don't recall having any problems writing for the CMC. Scoots is impulsive and whenever Dash shows up she swoons over her, Applebloom is rather normal with a hint of whining, and Sweetie is cute with some derp.

>>29925638

Dumb Belle.

>>29925622
Ah yeah, I remember now, but didn't he have regeneration troubles as well?

>>29925628
Been down for awhile, according to rule63.

>>29925650
There needs to be more dumb head.

>>29925652
Quite a lot of them, I recall. He did say something about being stuck as he was, last time we saw him, but at the same time, he was pulled back to gallifrey - if there's anywhere he could save himself, it'd be there.

Guys I noticed I'm falling for Applebloom, like out of nowhere

>>29925617
Any consideration to a sad/crazy "Pinkemena" request?

>>29925682
She wouldn't want someone who can't even spell her name right.

>>29925682

>>29925683
I can see that being really, really hard. How do you write a nice, heartwarming, ponywife thing when the pony in question isn't happy? Knowing that somebody does love her for being her should be enough to pull her out of it.

>>29925682

Bro she's like, a little babby pony.

>>29925567
And yet every ponies have that trait; a bit of laughter, a hint of honesty, and so on. All those traits relate to harmonic relationship that the ponies have with one another. When you have all ponies work together, weither they're unicorn, pegasus, or just plain earth ponies, they become the MAGIC that HELD EVERYTHING TOGETHER.

>>29925682

Do you want to stick your dick in that under-aged horse, anon?

>>29925682
Pedofillya is a disease, Anon.

>>29925701
No, she's a big pony. She said so herself.

>>29925650
This! I shall colour this!

>>29925700
Yes, Pinkamena is really, really difficult. Also, I've written a few "cheer her up" ones. Consult the first Rarity and the Derpy.

>>29925708
Like that? I think one Element maybe used only by one pony, but one pony (one alicorn, at least) can use more than one. It was never really explained though yet, so we can speculate, but that would be just it. Speculation.

>>29925709
>>29925711
I want to blow on her belly making her laugh. non sexually

>>29925720

Kickass.

>>29925717

Not big enough to stick your dick in, bro. Have a seat, won't you?

>>29925709
No, it's just her voice and that accent, and maybe the thought of what she'd look like grown up

So, there's r34 of Faust's pony, where's the r34 of Alberghetti's pony?

>>29925721
>>29925700
Forgot my name, derp, even though waifufaggotry made it awesome.

This was the argument I heard the first time I asked about it, and while I undersatnd the viewpoint, there are a great deal of 'less than perfect' relationships involving individuals in the world who are not possessed of their full mental faculties. Even extrapolating on that, you could always take the Crooked Trees route to personifying Pinkamena and make her just a crazy psycopath, though that would be losing some of the charm of better representations of her character.

Anyway, I understand the difficulty, but in respect to my adoration of that version of Pinkie, I'll continue to request in hopes that it's done one day.

>>29925708
That's the point, none of the elements are unique traits - they're part of a whole personality. The bearers have to go above and beyond that. All unicorns can do magic, but Twilight is Magic because she uses it in a completely different way - she learns, they use what they're given. All the ponies are honest, but Applejack takes Honesty as a core part of her morality. They're all loyal to each other, but Dash would give up her dreams in a moment to not let them down. None of them are unkind, but Fluttershy *can't* be unkind. Et cetera. It's not having the trait at all, it's having that trait be the primary focus of your personality.

>>29925529
I think the writer said that line was not supposed to be taken seriously

>>29925746
Perhaps you should try writing some of these waifu shorts, dude? You might well be good at them!

>>29925561
>>29925562
>>29925580
>>29925589
>>29925597
>>29925620
HNGGGG

>>29925711
>pic

>>29925744
You fappan to fillies bro?

>>29925755
>Fluttershy *can't* be unkind

>>29925765
OMG a pervert on 4chan!

>>29925746
I think you should try it, man. I legitimately cannot see how you could even attempt to do it, but clearly you can, so write it. It doesn't have to be great, or long, or anything, just a concept piece.

Anyway, Applebloom time.

OH GOD
IH GOD
UH GOD
IMAGE LIMIT

>>29925765
NO I just want to hug them and take care of them for the rest of their days, catering to their every need

>>29925770
Obviously ignoring extreme circumstances - and even then, she just wanted to be friends. She wanted to be friends so much.

>>29925765

Apple Bloom is the best filly.

Just not to stick your dick in.

>>29925784
oh god damn it, just as soon as I finished the faust drawing

someone make a new thread

>>29925777
>>29925762
>dem trips
I don't want to step on anyone's toes. Plus, part of the fun of eliciting content from other creative types of the same discipline is fostering a community of content contribution - the fandom wouldn't be much fun for me if I just wrote every idea I thought was interesting. I like to see other people's takes on stuff too!

That said... maybe I'll give it a shot.

New thread coming right up!

>>29925793
And remember that time Applejack was dishonest with CMC? She didn't want to offend them, yes.

Also when Disqord gets back tell him his thread downgraded to scat porn and /v/ trolls just to make him upset

>>29925807
well, given that the primary issue here seems to be... in the very basic implementation, that's all that's really needed, then people can do their own stuff with an idea of how it might actually work

>>29925755
I see where you going with the whole element representation theme. However, as >>29925729 said, the true nature of the element might never be fully know to anybody, not even the royal sisters, the mane cast, and especially the target demographic (who, as we know, don't give a damn). It's all speculation of what we seen so far.

>>29925757
Well I do hope there are some shenanigans when we reach the 12th regeneration.

>>29925837
>>29925837
>>29925837
>>29925837
>>29925837
>>29925837
>>29925837

New thread, now with 50% more Apple Bloom!

>>29925835
Perhaps in the absence of a greater match, the EoH will latch onto a weaker affinity? Sort of like how a stronger magnet can attract an object from a weaker one, but the weaker one is still capable of picking it up.