>YAY I GET TO START TEH NEW GENERAL

>>29915118

Gimmie 20 dollas.

but some ponies are better than others

Traitors cannot be best pony

YAAAAAAAAAAAAY.

/r/ more Applejack in a leather jacket.

Dubs gets a comic.

>>29915164

Applejacket.

>>29915180
A comic of Nathan getting kicked in the nuts.

>>29915146

I'll just leave this here.

>>29914805
>NegaCaramel

Behold!

>>29915190

Im throwing my money at my screen!

>>29914982
http://dl.dropbox.com/u/28501521/hehehe.mp3

I am really having fun with these.

More please.

I appreciate Dash for her bullheaded charging into danger. More women should go off half-cocked and make man-worthy dumbass mistakes. Then we can all commiserate around a beer, and realize that we're all just human.

>>29915201

Does this picture make anybody else yearn for contact between lovers, the sharing of breathe as your hold eachother close, body heat mingling.

Screencap for no reason.

>>29915180
Discord causing Lyra and Bon Bon to break up.

Anyone got a 34 request? I've got some time to kill.

>>29915221

twilight is best maid

How do I get in contact with the guy who runs the clopsort?

>>29915221
No.

>>29915240

Twilight x Fluttershy.

>>29915180

Discord emptying Ditzy Doo's fridge

>>29915180
Dash teasing the guards

>>29915240
Why not something vanilla? We don't get that much anymore.

>>29915221

Nope, it just makes me desire cupcakes.

>>29915266
Off I go!

>>29915201
That's making a bit... excited.
That ass is so ....mmmm....

>>29915201
That's... disturbingly well-drawn.

>>29915240
Dash x Blitz x Applejack x r63 Applejack.

>>29915243
The answer to that query is Celestia.

>>29915233

>spike/sweetie shipping

what the fuck is this

>>29915268
because ageha doesn't do vanilla

not since pinkie pie and rainbow dash became an item

I just realized, I haven't had a cupcake since my Sophomore year in High School. That was almost a decade ago.

I ought to make some next week.

>>29915164

Leather comes from cows. That means they had to kill a cow for its hide to make that jacket.

That's like me killing a Vietnamese guy so I could use his skin for pants.

>>29915289
I think its what they call a toy ship

So, who was asking for me? What can I do for you?

>>29915164

you know, i've always thought little girls playing dressup was stupid. but I think i totally see the appeal now.

we need more ponies in clothes

I visited /u/ and found an Adventure Time thread about Marceline's song about how she felt for Princess Bubblegum


There were a lot of people saying "IT'S A CARTOON FOR KIDS, YOU'RE PUTTING A LOT OF READING INTO IT"

it reminded me of you
>>29915180
nathan as gabe newell's son

>>29915259
Oh, silly Caramel. You're so beta, you'd say yes even if you weren't gay.

>>29915240

Rainbow Dash giving un-consensual head to a bathrobe-wearing Rarity

>>29915180
Twilight Sparkle installing a GTX580 in her computer.

i heard this was a best pony thread

pic very much related

>>29915268
Sure. I can do vanilla too. Brb starting on TwiXFluttershy

>>29915307

>>29915240

Rainbow Dash giving un-consensual head to a bathrobe-wearing Rarity.

>>29915307
You'd wear leather pants?

>>29915240
Nurse pony making out with Cheerilee

So there will be no Sneak Peek for part 2?

Hasbro, i'm disappointed

>>29915321

I thought Pinkie had very saggy tits with really large and red nipples for a second there.

>>29915180

Nathan hunting down a wild gazelle and then defending his kill from the hyenas and birds.

>>29915340
Shut up Seth.

>>29915307

Applejacket is hardcore man.

Look. I am going to post sexy looking ponies, and nobody can stop me.

>>29915307

I'd wear those pants. that sounds cool

>>29915340

they said best not most overrated

>>29915364
There was one earlier but it was basically just a recap of episode 1.

>>29915359

It's just an example.

Leather pants are for gays.

>>29915364
there's already a clip of part 2 in youtube

Previously, on MLP General...

>>29915246
Anyone?

Tell girl I watch MLP:FiM
She suddenly thinks I'm funny and attractive.
FUCK YEAH PONIES!

Anyone? Text for me to voice?

>why did I spend all this money

>>29915364

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YI6wiaOVJo

>>29915375
so did I

>>29915364
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YI6wiaOVJo

>>29915379

>79

Ah, well. A man can dream, a man can dream.

>>29915307
>Using a Vietnamese.
Sure, if you want a cheap fucking jacket, I guess.

The wonderful thing about Americans is the simple fact that you only need one to get all the material you need!
And all those lotions they use, supple as fuck leather.
Like a giant baby.

>>29915417

Sorry man, i don't even know what that is.

>>29915417

Maybe the talk page?

>>29915417
you could try posting on the clopfic thread on fimchan.

I'll leave this here too.

>>29915410

come on man, maybe leather pants are gay.

but leather pants made from human skin?!

thats fucking psychopathic-badass behavior. that ain't gay

I hate how tempted I would be to... uh... "hot glue" this figure.

>>29915423

"Hi! I'm sentenal01 and i crave attention! won't someone please pay attention to me?"

>>29915464

No -- I think wanting to be inside other men is still gay.

>>29915460

>>29915460
Wow, Celestia's mane is REALLY well-done.

>>29915280
So swollen and looking as if he needed medical attention?

>>29915460
Damn, Celestia let herself go.

>>29915423

"I'm getting to old for this blararargagrgarga."

>>29915477
Damn, my voice is that bad?

Ok.

>>29915118
I don't know about this thread...I just got done with the last thread about the destruction/defeat of the little ponies by the hands of Discord and now I'm shocked at the switch to who's the best pony thread...of course there was faggotry shipping and OC slash fanfic discussions, but the fact that Brave Little Toaster was brought in makes me a sad panda...

>>29915487

hmm..

and if it were ladies skin, then you'd technically be wearing girls pants.

this is certainly a conundrum

>>29915446

"Twixie" is cutest when Trixie is pining over an oblivious/uninterested Twilight.

>>29915460
MOAR ASSES!!

>>29915504

>focuses on the mane

You're a f- oh. Oh good. You're still good.

>>29915519
LESS MACARONNI

>>29915518

And they never get laid?

>>29915513

no that was a serious request.

i must of missed any post with your voice, link me to it, brah

>>29915511
http://dl.dropbox.com/u/28501521/isthisgoodAJface.mp3

>>29915460
Thank you very much GAY HORNY BUNNY

>>29915544

MORE MACARONI

>>29915564

>>29915415
>>29915425
>>29915435

Godamnit, this clip just made "part 1" useless, i hate that " your princess is in another castle" shit

>>29915460

I like clean pictures of the ponies doing suggestive things, but full-blown porn of them makes me retch.

Am I alone in this?

>>29915480
Just owe up and admit you asked for something for once in your life, Jansen.
>>29915460
is it sad that after dismissing the cootch in that picture the second thing I noticed and loved was how the artist actually depicted Celestia's tail and main as-... "Astral" I guess is the word.

>>29915564
NO! IT'S PERFECT THE WAY IT IS. DON'T CHANGE THE MACCARONI.

>>29915555

>>29915207
>>29914545
>>29914770

>>29915518
Pfft, more like the best is when Twilight finds a starved, broken Trixie and nurses her back to health, makes her make friends with her friends and then they snuggle.

>>29915584

MORE CHEESE AND MACARONI

Gods fucking damn it all Pinkie Pie. Why must you try and seduce me in my dreams?! You are a pony, not a person.

I read RS's ZecoraxTwilight fapfic

what the fuck was that supposed to be?

It was like if Tim Buckley wrote fanfiction

>>29915580
>I like clean pictures of the ponies doing suggestive things, but full-blown porn of them makes me retch.
Fear of responses like this is what regularly keeps me from doing actual porn, so no, you're not alone.

>>29915580

>>29915593

you dont sound nearly as fat as i imagined you.

MOAR BIG, BEAUTIFUL, FUCKABLE, ASSES!

>>29915583
Hah!
I love that jerk who doesn't post pictures

>>29915583
I learned in last night's /v/ thread he'd be 18 right now, and his pilot would be nine. I bet they both watch the show and post on ponychan.

>>29915598
I could be a person if you like.

>>29915580
No, you're not. I think there are exceptions to this rule, but generally speaking, horses aren't sexy animals. They're majestic. You can appreciate them and their romatic desires. You can relate to their attempts at love. Seeing one's dripping vagina, on the other hand, is not really all that great.

>>29915637
Thanks.

Well, that's part of my headcanon now.

>>29915634

Why did this picture make me laugh

>>29915580
I like both

I do think it's funny how many of 0r0's pictures people feel the need to edit the shit out of

>>29915634
>Keeping Weaver on a leash.
Awesome.

>>29915634

I have no idea why I like that ship a lot.

>>29915662
Discord ruled a barbaric realm of chaos? Sounds about right.

>>29915577
Not useless, huge characterization for Discord and his trickster plan to disconnect them from their elements.

>>29915659
You are gay or have never seen a vagina.

>>29915702

Because it's incredibly cute.

>>29915580

Here you go, faggot

>>29915634
Hey, hey Glitter Glue.

Hey.

Glitter Glue hey hey hey.

Draw -your- favorite ship

>>29915655

No! Don't tempt me. Don't make me wonder what it would be like to kiss a giggling girl who smells like cotton candy as she makes me smile.

Moot needs new banners for 4chan.

>>29915526

make Pony banners

>>29915514
Actually the fact that baby Sweetie bell being burned by bleach to...
...cover up Rarity's teen pregnancy actually made me "feels bad man".

>>29915634
>afraid of doing art because you're worried about what people might say.

Sounds like a pretty serious mental block.

>>29915690
Hey, I said "regularly".

So, headcanon/fanon question.

Why is Applejack so frustratingly stubborn and aggressive? She's stubborn, yeah, but not to the degree some people portray her.

>>29915634

YOU!

Can I just say I love Boxdog?

Thats all.

>>29915743

>Prejudice on the part of the creators

>>29915648
I love you too, Anonymous.
>>29915649
I was there too, it was also proposed Sarif also watches the show, it was also proposed that Jansen is among us right now, likely lurking /k/ or /tg/ (he goes there for Shadowrun and Cyberpunk threads)

>>29915726
>Draw -your- favorite ship
I just did.

>Episode two.
>Discord causes a solar eclipse.
>Watches his handywork with a pair of sunglasses as ponies fucking loose their shit.

>>29915743
Because she's a Southern stereotype. We're all rather bull-headed down here.

>>29915757
Thank you.

>>29915728
Sounds pretty good. I'd kiss a human Pinkie Pie.

>>29915775
...touche.

Well then, on to plan B.

Draw your favorite background pony ship.

>>29915809

>>29915518

yes

>>29915824
He just did.
>>29915775

>>29915743

AJ is generally the least liked of the six. She's painted in a semi-antagonistic light to reflect this.

>>29915728

Don't read this

>>29915836

But then how they fuck?

>>29915824
I can't say I'm particularly fond of any background ponies. Mostly because they have no personalities.

>>29915743
Aggressive? She's got a lot of pride and a bit of stubbornness, but she ain't aggressive. She's rather laid back when not working hard.

>>29915775
Hard mode: favortie LESBIAN ship

So which is worse:

- Fantasizing about banging humanized ponies
- Fantasizing about banging ponies
- Fantasizing about banging ponies while also being a pony

>>29915852
Think "Ghost"

>>29915850
What would happen if I voice this?

>>29915782

S'true. Pretty much everyone down here is stubborn and close-minded, or Peggy Hill incarnate.

Or you can go to, like, Atlanta or Nashville or some other metropolis and find all the stereotypical liberal hippy faggots. You would think they would be scarce down here, and they are for the most part, but there's still quite a few of 'em.

>>29915865

The third one.

>>29915809

So do I. Which makes it all the more tragic. I am a usually a very calm person... Pinkie Pie would bowl me over with her affections, overwhelm me, and as much as I'd love to bask her in affection, I could never return it.

>>29915863
I'm not fond of lesbians in general, but I guess if I was forced to choose, Dash x AJ seems like the most likely result.

>>29915850
and i didn't
tl;dr

>>29915869
How about you read cupcakes.

>>29915865
What about fantasizing about being banged by a pony while also being a pony

>>29915884
>Frustrated lesbian snogging.
Bueno

>>29915743

It's a southern girl thing. My sister has almost the exact same personality. It's scary.

>>29915896
I would need to do Dashes and Pinkies voice.

One sec.

>>29915884
>DashxAJ

>>29915899

>>29915899
Wouldn't that fall under option 3?

>>29915877
Makes me want to get out there and look for a significant other again.

>http://ask-sadistic-rarity.tumblr.com/
wait being selfish doesn't make you......
>Next to Trixie, i look fabulous, Darling..
what mother fucker is responsib-
>My Eye bleeds when it thirsts for the pain of others
>Blue = Not as Sadistic/ Red = Sadistic as celestia-given fuck
what /rp/ monstrosity is this?

>>29915939
It's lolGrimDark, it ain't gotta make sense.

>>29915925

>>29915884
I prefer TwiDash myself, or GilDash, but I mostly just think Gilda has a cool character design, and she's got an awesome voice.

>>29915884

>You will never be a lesbian viciously making out with your friends in a drunken haze

>>29915939
I don't want to know. It's probably one of "those types" of the furry persuasion.

>>29915884
Intoxicated ponies making out is pretty hot too

>>29915989

>>29915598

>Gods fucking damn it

Stop watching ponies, Skwisgaar. Ponies aren't brutal.

>>29915732
I always wondered where Rarity and Sweetie Bell's parents are...does Sweetie bell live out side of ponyvile and just visit? Remember, Apple Bloom never noticed her in the class before that party.

>>29915884

Drunk ponies is some of my favorite subject matter.

WHY DON'T YOU PUT MY LITTLE PONY IN A BOTTLE, /co/?

>>29916026
>>29916005

everyone loves drunk ponies

>>29915939
>oh god ask pinkamena is popular i need to be popular what do oh i know i will steal themes

>>29916026

>>29916048
I don't.

>>29916010

>>29916051

>HA HA! Tragic.

>>29916024

Well she was in raritys house in Stare masters and show stoppers.

>>29915959
if it was more creepypasta and less loli'memoandlovetorturinglolwannahoofjob
it might have potential

>>29916010
That is some bull-rift- and you know it, Pickles.
Ponies are totally brutal.

>>29915416
I would fap to Lauren Faust porn.

>>29916072

>>29916048

>>29916097

>Pony Pony you Pony.

>>29915266
Dash can be so cruel sometimes. REQUEST DELIVERED!

>>29916110

>>29916118

HIS PARENTS ARE DEAAAAAD

>>29915884
Drunken duscussion turns, as they inevitably do, toward the blue. Dash casually mentions McIntosh.

"Ah've seen my brother. Ain't seen no other stallion his size, and Ah've seen a lot of'em."
"I bet I could rock you harder than any stallion!"
"Ah bet Ah could hold out longer than y'all could!"
"You're on!"

>>29916118
And then that Guard became the Night.

>>29916124

>>29916148

>>29916163

>>29916118

I fucking hate drunk ponies.

>>29916163


>No CPS.

>>29916182

>>29916163

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsXazbyBV58

>>29916110
>>29916124
>>29916148
>>29916182
BERRY PUNCH! WHY U SO AWESOME?!

>>29916082
...so she's living with her sister? Well, execpt for Twilight (Mom and Dad) and Apple Jack (Grandma) I haven't seen many ponies with parrents.

Berry Punch is the only one with a child...did all the parrents die or go on incredibly long business trips like in anime's?

GODDAMMIT BERRY, YOU HAVE LUPUS

>>29916097
Given that Frankie Foster was based off of Lauren, you kind of can.
Her husband would disapprove though.

>ask Twilight is talking to herself and roleplaying with furfags

>Drunk ponies.
It is time!
TO INFILTRATE THEM!

>>29916200

Well I guess I'm going to be a useful tripfag and finish this fic I've been procrastinating on.

>>29916211
>Berry Punch is the only one with a child

If you don't count Derpy or Bon Bon and Lyra.

>>29916211
...You remembered Twilight and not Pinkie Pie?

>>29916230
It's kind of the same thing I guess, but not really.

It's kind of like fapping to photoshopped celebrity porn.

>>29916231

Oh shit! Who draw this?

>>29915939

You know what ask blog really ruffles my jimmies?

http://asktwilights.tumblr.com/

Yeah yeah, it's got standard text roleplaying faggotry and furry porn. But I'm used to that. It's the little details that get me.

>I love H.G. Wells, War of the Worlds is one of my favorite books. But the book that takes the cake is Fahrenheit 451
The author's two favorite books are two commonly assigned in high school English classes? Well gee, thanks for letting us know that you've never read anything that isn't required for school. Or this.

http://asktwilights.tumblr.com/post/9991377638/i-know-i-know-its-weird-i-like-games-but-i-love

Look, I'm a ***hot girl*** and I play video games!

>Pinkie Pie will never drunkenly make out with you.

>>29916230


....Whoops.

>>29916258

She is the only canon mother.

>>29916239

drunken pony should drunken pony pony

>>29916283
>canon

How do you know that's not her little sister?

has anybody ever had a pony related dream?

>>29916278
Craig needs to hurry up and make another cartoon anyway, maybe showering his wife with adoration will get him up off his ass.

I fucking hate Palcomix. Censored it for your own good.

I wonder if the show will ever acknowledge Berry's reputation in some manner

>>29916276
This is because her metabolism doesn't let her get drunk.
She just gets a sugar rush.
Much to your horror the rooffies don't effect her either.

>>29916272
>Twilight loves sex
We all know this is a lie. Twi is a virgin.

http://briskby.deviantart.com/

What the fuck did you do /co/?

>>29916301

>>29916318

Jesus christ how horrifying!

>>29916323
Well, duh, it's a cover.

>>29916323
that doesn't mean she wouldn't love to fuck

Here's some progress. Just gotta clean up the lineart and color. After this one it's Rainbow Dashx Rarity

>>29916276

See the problem here is that I imagine a human Pinkie Pie to be pretty much a carbon copy of Pam from Archer.

I would totally fuck Pam, though.

>>29916309
I had one the other night where either I was ponified and inhabiting Ponyville or I was human and just visiting, but there was a weird thunderous roaring noise that started up and Lyra told me "oh god cover your ears quick" and it was like this Elder God Roar or something that just swept over the town. After it passed I could hear manic screaming and sobbing from all over the place.

Then I woke up.

>>29915896
http://dl.dropbox.com/u/28501521/cupcakestest1.mp3

Think I should do it all?

>>29916211
Lauren said her parents live in town. Back in February. I have no pics, I have no proof.

When Colton pushes the logs, they're all rolling in the proper direction, including the one on top.

I don't know why I find this interesting.

>>29916341

What happend to her?

>>29916341

god dammit. did we scare rose off?

>>29916309
I've had a few. They are often odd, with the ponies in the background. One of them I was in a school/casino/waterpark with the ponies. I bought a milkshake from a pirate ship. In another one me and some former bandmates had to gaurd Twilight and Spike's castle. We ended up trashing the place and drinking all her beer. That one was from the night before the owl episode aired.

>>29916341
Some faggot probably got creepy and started stalking her. She was a bit careless with the personal information, and a girl's voice on the internet is like blood in the water for stalkers. A shame, she was honestly my favorite artist.

>>29916230
Why are there no McKraken x LaurenOC pics yet?

>>29916341
I don't think it's anything we did.

That said some of us are trying to do something nice for her like with Madmax.

>>29916322

Look, don't mock my friggen impossible fantasy of getting drunk with Pinkie Pie, giggling and tickling eachother, then kissing then making love. I know it's stupid. But I can't help myself.

>>29916309
A few months back, I dreamed that I was slowly caressing Twilight Sparkle's horn, and then I yanked on it and she unraveled like a banana skin, except on the inside was meat and bones. All I could hear was the sound of vuvuzelas. And she kept falling apart for hours, asking me if I felt ready for the test. But I couldn't hear my reply.

>>29915313

White Mage Rarity reporting for healing!

>>29916388
Her tumblr suggests it was personal problems.

>>29916414

That could include stalking.

>>29916377
What ever it was it wasn't me.

>>29916414
Stalking counts as a personnel problem.

>>29916343

Just came from a TF2 server with a bunch of bronies on it. In response to MLP being called a cartoon for little girls, he said "Well at least I'm interested in the same thing they are so I can be knee deep in pussy." I don't think he thought this through before he said it. It wasn't a joke because he started backpedaling immediately after everyone else started ragging on him.

Ponyfag cancer etc.

>>29916341
She was being a cunt the other day and I told her about it. I guess she took the hint and left, fucking bitch.

>>29916388
>bitch got stalked

That would probably do it.

>>29916350
Thing is, she doesn't know.

well aren't you guys going to post pony banners for 4chan?

>>29916414

That includes stalking, and that would probably cause her to wipe all of her online stuff.

>>29916375

>>29916414
I'd bet money it had something to do with her crazy-as-fuck father that removed the locks on her bedroom door

>>29916431

bronies are the worst kind of scum.

good thing you wont find any of them on /co/

FUCK THIS GAY EARTH! First Tess now Rose... Imad.

>>29916323
pretty sure twilight has an inherit fear of penises. i dont know it just makes sense.

>>29916431
>TF2
>Calls us cancer.

>>29916341
I hope it wasn't trolls on /co/. She seemed pretty cool.

>>29916309
I had one the other night, it was some kind of pony video game and I was moving some block around. I don't remember it fondly because when I woke up I had a worsened cold and my tooth hurt.

>>29916231
>>29916272
i don't like to talk about such.................things
i like good context
>pinkamina
yeah okay
based off cupcakes with party of one mixed in
>berry punch
fanon, but rather good fanon
>diamond dogs
it doesn't need context
>rainbow freakin dash
again not needed he's uses fanon to fill where canon doesn't.
okay now
>sadistic rarity
what? how? last i saw she was selfish and paranoid not a emo torturous trixie fan
>twilight sparkle
how in every fuck in the world did the bookworm librarian become addicted to sex and why is there a tumblr dedicated to it?

>>29916437

Oh yea i remember that hahahahaa, she really quit because of that?

>>29916437
That's kind of mean bro.

>>29916462
stop reading fallout equestria

it makes no sense whatsoever

she reads casanova

>>29916431

>Basing the whole fandom on a few people
>Using the term brony

>>29916480
If she's going to dish out bullshit then she should learn to take it.

>>29916460
You still have jesus!

>>29916452

SHARK ALARM.

>>29915435
So the Elements actually WERE in the ponies all this time... and Discord successfully took them FROM the ponies, which he would not have been able to do if they hadn't played his game.

That's pretty brilliant, actually.

>>29916341
>>29916377
>>29916383
>>29916388
I think I'm the only one who doesn't know who rose is

Everyone in flockdraw keeps talking about her

>>29916460
Wait, we lost Tess too?

>>29916496
Care to say exactly what happened?

>>29916437
Sup Ross.

>>29916496
Fuck you

>>29916475
>rainbow freakin dash
>again not needed he's uses fanon to fill where canon doesn't.

I'm confused. Is this a good thing or a bad thing?

I run rainbowfreakindash btw

>>29916496

if shed quit over something that trivial, then she would of quit imminently due to whatever else.

>>29916505

Yea, your nathan comic are godtier.

>>29916377
>>29916383

If it's anything like what I get?

>>29916460
Oh well, their fault. You gotta be hard in order to stick around here.

>>29916460
Tess posted anonymously today, which I thought was strange, but I didn't hear anything about him leaving.

>>29916512
Naw. She knows, and that's what's important.

>>29916505

>>29916475
>twilight sparkle
>how in every fuck in the world did the bookworm librarian become addicted to sex and why is there a tumblr dedicated to it?

it's called wish fulfillment through MLP characters

>>29916530

NATHAAAAAAN!

>>29916460
Wait, what happened?

TESS NEVER DREW MY PINKIE PIE COCAINE PICTURE.

>>29916530

you better lead them on and get them to send money to you

>>29916510
Rose was one of the artists we had floating around, drew cute stuff. She was generally nice and tried to roll with things.

>>29916460
what!? tess too? dear lord, all the drawfags are leaving

>>29916460
Why are Hoppip and Caluriri the only ones that can deal with our shit? Although Rose being stalked actually strikes me as plausible

>>29916496
She sounded underage to be honest, it was probably for the best.

Alright, I've got a proposition for you guys.

Get this, you get to spend the rest of your life happy with the pony, humanized or not, of your choice, got it? Now, when I say happy, I mean happy! You'll never grow bored of eachother, your chosen pony will always love you, and your chosen pony will act like you imagine they'd act. Hell, I'll even throw in the option to live in Equestria as a respected equal.

Now, here's the fun part. You know that special someone, be it family, friend, lover, or pet, that you'll never forget and will live on in your heart and memory forever? Yeah, well, you'll always have trouble remembering them from now on. You'll remember only enough to feel guilty about forgetting them. There ya go.

Let's hear it, folks!

>>29916510

Era una drawfriend que luego hacia streams con su microfono encendido y tomaba requests. Muy buena onda.
Pero tiene problemas irl.
Pic relacionada dibujo de Rose.

You people are so lucky not to have dreams about Pinkie Pie forcing herself on you.

>>29916262
Yeah I can't believe I missed Pinkie's Dirt farming Dad...actually they are probably potato farmers, but in Pinkies mind they were just rocks...or hell maybe they did farm rocks for construction, who knows...either way I only have two sets of confirmed parrents, a single mother and a grandmother.

>>29916341
I don't follow any of the artists carefully. Who was Briskby? Show artist, or fan?

ROSE GOT ART FROM GLITTER GLUE

HOW COULD SHE LEAVE

>>29916506

>>29916551

>>29916576
>no friends
>hate my family
FUCK YEAH PONIES

>>29916578

no.. we're really not

>>29916594
fan artist, went by rose on /co/

>>29916576

>Forget a douche bag friend
>Acquire ponies

Hauehauhe.

How does it feel knowing all the best contributors are being run off by your bullshit, yet shitposters like me will be around forever?

Honestly you people deserve me.

>>29916594
Fan. Briskby = Rose

Not to be confused with Sibsy, who is an animator.

>>29916576
But Ponyworld is like a perfect magical universe where people can drop from hundreds of feet and not splat like Tomatoes, I would be crazy not to take the offer.

>>29916475
Welcome to the internet, where people can make anything from nothing. I just like to let these people imagine their little twisted realities and be on my merry way.

>>29916594
An incredible fanartist.

>>29916626
Arrogance is becoming of you anon.

>>29916626

new contributors will come, everything works out in the end.

>>29916576
I knew choosing a life of complete solitude would serve me well eventually. Do I get to take my porno collection with me?

>>29916530
>self-professed "bronies" stalk you down and try to initiate conversations about relationships

>>29916671

At least we have Jessy.

>>29916671
Oh you dreamer, you.

>>29916626
We deserve eachother.

We're not allowed to have nice things, only trolls trolling trolls.

>>29916309

well it was in the middle of another dream I was having.

basically there was this huge war going on between the CGI empire and the cartoon rebellion. I was the chosen one, destined to help the rebellion achieve victory. Samurai Jack had been training me, but he said if I was going to defeat the CGI mutants, I would have to become an awesome mutant.

so my dad is the DNA engineer "son I was from the future the whole time" yadda yadda. Basically how it works is you take pictures of what you want to gain powers from and put them on the grid. So we put a shit ton of awesome pics on there.

anyway, I get up in front of everyone and am going to present them with the grid and tell them I'm going to help them fight. I get up there, and am like "ladies and gentlemen! this is what I am going to mutate into!" and I turn on the project to show the grid


this is where it gets pony related. This is also where it goes terribly terribly wrong.

>>29916607

The sequel should feature special guest star Pacce beating the fucking shit out of Nathan.

(and don't forget Nathan crying at the end)

>>29916675
Why when you can fuck ponies all day long.?

>>29916524
its good
]i know, and you do a good job.
.
>scrolling through furry roleplaying
>scroll to this follower
>die laughing
too perfect

>>29916735
Don't worry Anonymous. I'll always be here.

Or at least until I find some other obsession to dickride.

>>29916530
I wish I had creepy internet stalkers.

>>29916558
Had a friend say the same thing. I get the feeling they don't have any.

>>29916626
This isn't ponychan, if people can't handle the depraved fucks that's just the way it goes

>>29916740


EVERY SINGLE PICTURE HAD BEEN REPLACED WITH HORRENDOUS PORN OF EITHER TWILIGHT SPARKLE, YOKO FROM GURREN LAGANN, OR BOTH OF THEM.

everyone in the audience just looked at me. Twilight and Yoko looked REALLY uncomfortable. Twilight was like "wow... I didn't know you valued our powers so much"
Yoko just kind of mumbled something

I turned and yelled at my dad "DAD GET THIS SHIT OFF THE SCREEN"

he then says, and I shit you not "what's the matter son? am I embarrassing you in front of your waifus?"
'NO DAD GET THAT SHIT OFF
"oh? so they really don't mean that much to you then, if you're just going to throw their powers away"
"FINE JESUS JUST TURN THE SCREEN OFF"

anyway, they kind of avoided me after that. Probably for the best. The rest of the dream was pretty sweet. I fought the mutants. We won after Bart Simpson delivered a speech about how we were all like a hamburger and that's what it meant to be an american. Then we all got drunk and partied. I woke up after that.
and that is how I ended up being the savior of the cartoon rebellion with a unicorn horn and a big pair of tits in addition to all my other cool powers.

my dad is a fucking master troll.

>>29916671
As much as people make fun of the old "I'M LEAVING THE INTERNET FOREVER" cliche that ends with the person returning two days later, I really would prefer if Rose came back sheepishly instead of making good on her disappearance.

At this rate, soon the only contributors that remain will be the talentless faggots that have no reputation worth ruining, and who are too devoted to any kind of attention to ever leave.

I speak from experience

>>29916787
Me too.

Why why why why why why why why why...

>>29916787

He is the slayer of bronies man.

>>29916802

its trial by fire!

>>29916639
Ah, k. I think I was mixed up with Sibsy.

Still, that sucks. It's bad when people get scared off like that. The spines on the guys that actually work on the show must be impressive.

>>29916817

>>29916826
That guy killed at least 3 of the people in the full photo.

>>29916787
"i should be the one having followers wherever i go"

Still wondering what anonymous said to Rose the other day to make her leave. Just out of pure curiosity.

>>29916817
Why are you attracted to dogs anonymous? That's bestiality.

>>29916787
>>29916809
you just haven't noticed yet

draw Fluttershy becoming the world champion at the quiet game, like getting crowned

>>29916857
Told her that she was a cunt because she was "shooting her mouth off."

>>29916860

We need a pony of this guy.

>>29916807
I think it's just temporary. And I hope so.

Also this:
>>29916564


I didn't know about this image. And I'm already working on my thing. And it's like..pie and downturned ears and everything.

Except mine's got a table.

Oh well it's the thought that counts. I'mma finish it.

>>29916857
Probably wan't even that bad. I like Rose, but taking anything on the internet seriously is just silly. Even if it's stalkers.

>>29916626
Either they leave as good artists, or stay here long enough to see themselves become the shitposters

>>29916807
I hope she comes back, too.

>>29916671
We're Sonic fandom 2.0. I wouldn't hold my breath.

>>29916487
But if both Twilight and Pip fear the dick...
They must be related!
It's just like my >fanfiction
http://ponibooru.413chan.net/post/view/61800

>>29916875

thats it?

>>29916866
Why has no one drawn this yet?

>>29916878
A pony of Brave Spark?

He's a zany Christian, you know. Hasn't read the Bible before, though.

>>29916875

And she was like, oh im sorry...

>>29916875
Over what, specifically? She never seemed the type to start trouble or badmouth anyone. If she couldn't take the heat, that's fine, and she should stay gone, just seems out of character for her to get in a fight.

GODDAMN IT YOU ASSHOLES

NOW ROSE IS GOING TO COMMIT SUICIDE BY PILLS IF SHE CAN GET THE CAP OFF

YOU JUST COULDN'T LEAVE HER ALONE

>>29916925

Not him retard, i mean the bronie slayer.

>>29916916
We're only going to get creepy rule34 artists like Weaver with the current state of these threads.

>>29916857
>what anonymous said to Rose the other day to make her leave

Jesus Christ that is not what happened.

I swear you people never learn. It's like when Semi convinced you faggots that Madmax left because she was pregnant. You're so gullible.

No one knows anything. This is all speculation.

>>29916807

It's ok, Rose is in a better place now.

>>29916907
T'was on her tumblr.
http://ask-a-donkey.tumblr.com/

I like how /co/'s reaction is typical, blaming the victim and all.

"It's ok for someone called her names, but for her to react to it? lol, weak ass thin skinned faggot"

Pro-tip: Not everyone is like you.

Shocking, I know.

>>29916966
i already have one anyway

>>29916922
She squeaks when she gets crowned, and instantly is disqualified.

>>29916954
no worries, i switched those with placebos

>>29916988
You're a faggot.

>>29916988
stop being such an attention whore

>>29916995

Dont give a fuck you are not the brony slayer.

I am such a terrible person for drooling over this.

>>29916576

Eh I'll pass, my little brother has been the best thing in my life and no female; ideal or not would ever be worth forgetting about him.

>>29916988

After the age of fifteen somebody being mean to you on the internet does not qualify you as a victim.

>>29916866

I'd like to see a drawing of Fluttershy playing a board game or a game of chess or something, losing, and completely flipping the fuck out.

I've got it stuck in my head that the one thing she can't handle is losing at games. When she does lose, all of that anger she has pent up (because you know, deep down, she's got a fuckload of frustration backed up like a constipated colon) just comes out in a flood.

No idea why.

>>29917004
And is executed for being an embarrassment to Equestria.

>>29916576
I'll miss my dad, but I feel sadness when I remember him more often than not.

I think I'd take the eternal hapiness with my humanized Twilight Sparkle please.

>>29916969
I'm alright with that, provided they can at least draw better than that fag.

>>29916969
Good

When all the contributors are gone and the threads are unbearable shit I can find something more productive to do

>>29917029
>>29917025
Neat.

>>29917048
Maybe she was 15.

>>29917070

terrible

>>29917070
Those fiiiiingerssss

>>29916592
It's a quarry. She was a miner. Her parents and one sister died in a rockslide, which is how she discovered that twitchy tail means something falling. Granny Pie took them in. Octavia Rachel Pie became a musician, while Pinkamena became a baker's apprentice under a cousin, Cup Cake. (Carrot took his wife's family name.) She's been working at Sugarcube Corner since then. Granny Pie passed peacefully two years ago, in her sleep. Pinkie will inherit the Corner when the Cakes die. They're infertile.

>>29916982
My fault for not compulsively checking tumblr I guess.

>>29917083

its an anonymous image board, no one should ever take anything said here seriously

>>29916988
As Hitler always said, "If you can't take the heat, get out of the oven." The same applies to the internet.

>>29917036
i'm about to be

>>29917053
Fluttershy doesn't have a backlog of frustration.

Let me tell you something about design decisions. Weakness, quietness, and the inability to defend one's self is intolerable over time. You may feel pity at first, but eventually you'll just start to feel like she deserves the abuse.

Fluttershy occasionally standing up for herself, staring down monsters, and losing control now and then is all just to keep the audience from hating her over time.