Discord has control of the ponies world. What do you think he will do with the key?Do you think its possible that the main six won't defeat Discord and others much rise up with a new power? NO. NOT THE CMC SHUT UP
sage
Pony should scrunchy irl.
>>29912141The key to the Elements is IN THEIR HEARTS. Although what he'll do to Equestria is possibly warp it beyond all recognition.
>>29912202We've already heard this straight from Rogers' mouth. I can't find the pic right now, though.
>>29912141>Listening to I Need a Hero by Bonnie Tyler while that gif plays>It fits perfectly
>>29912141Are you sure?
>>29912266>saging a pony thread on /co/
>>29912141The Owl will save us all
>>29912141Tv guide says Twilight rally the ponies in a broken peace so they can defeat that nigger, when they reuse the elements they are going to be okay.
Snips and Snails save Equestria Celestia has them knighted
He's not planning to win this time around, he's just using this time to set up some sort of powerbase and to feel out his new opponents. Oh, and he's stronger than Celestia but not as strong as both Celestia and Luna. He was the one who turned Luna into Nightmare Moon.
>>29912296then why were the elements in a poorly-constructed magically-sealed room?
>>29912354Who?
creepy fuckers
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rIckeYVuMC0i came
>>29912397omg you too anon? we can be creepy fuckers together
>>29912296The Elements of Harmony are physical objects, as evidenced by the fact Celestia kept them in a darn lockbox in a dedicated Elements of Harmony storage closet. The only thing the inner magical-ness of the ponies determines is what element they may wield or represent. The Elements themselves appear to be the Equestrian version of magical artifacts. Artifacts that can be and were stolen.
A question: You are given a pokeball and told you can catch one pony in it. You can force a pony, against its will, to live with you and do what you want by keeping it in a ridiculous containment unit. Do you do it?
R63 Thread?
Scootaloo get's her Cutie Markit's a picture of her kicking Discord in the dick
>>29912430I would show it to Lyra and ask her what I should do with it.
>>29912426Don't you fucking compare me to you
>>29912385I said KEY, not the elements themselves. It will bring the elements to them.
>>29912430Discord is technically a pony.
So which pony would you like to hoof-worship the most?>pic related
>>29912430Ponies are not pokemon, I cannot catch one with a pokeball.
>>29912374
/r/ing BDSM Discord x Braeburn
>>29912428>>The Elements themselves appear to be the Equestrian version of magical artifactsAlso from the intro of the FIRST EPISODE, it was stated it was made from the most powerful magic of all of pony kind. WHICH IS HARMONIC ENERGY ITSELF.
>>29912553braeburn's flesh volcano
> go on DA> see thisall of my why
>>29912461Lyra says use it. What do?
>>29912287Looks good anon, Keep up the good work
>>29912463You're replying multiple times in a pony thread, that's pretty creepy Just don't start roleplaying on us, weirdo
>>29912553Why does it have to be BDSM? Why not something more loving like foot(or HOOF) fetish?
>>29912566Use it to catch Nyx
>>29912572creepy fucker
>>29912560Indeed it did, it said the Elements were the most powerful magic known to ponydom.Its interesting to note it said nothing about non-pony magic. I doubt Discord counts as a pony, nor does he use pony magic.
>>29912560Dude...i told you before and telling again: WHAT THE SHOWNarrator said this:Reluctantly, the elder sister harnessedthe most powerful magic known to ponydom:1800:01:08,587 --> 00:01:10,874The Elements of Harmony!1900:01:11,212 --> 00:01:15,673Using the magic of the Elements of Harmony,she defeated her younger sister...Stop fanonizing here pleaseit hurtsno offense
>>29912563Parum pum...
>>29912613What the show? The show pony. Y u ask what the show?
>>29912419Dang.Oh well before I break for a bit anyone have some ideas for something nice to do for Rose that I can mull over? I wish I could think of anything half as nice as what Carn's doing right now.
>>29912432Can we get a better name for r63 AJ?
Heres your human RBD with requested ~long hair~I was much too lazy to color her, if someone really wants to, they can.
>>29912663But that one is perfect!
>>29912636If she has a favorite pony, draw it doing something cute
>>29912560I think the Elements are older and stronger than ponydom. The ponies didn't create them, they just uncovered them.
All my friends and my girlfriend are becoming obsessed with this cartoon.Saw one episode-my veredict>overrated garbage for man-children ain't even mad
>>29912663Jack Apple?
>>29912511Discord gets away unless you have Master Ball.>>29912537Specially-modified for pony transport.>>29912595You have caught Nyx. Do you want to give Nyx a nickname?
>>29912686that's okayit's not for everyone
>>29912636Rose is her favorite pony.
>>29912686I respect your opinion, however, I'd like to ask what episode you watched?Normally, we recommend episode 4 to start.
>>29912686>for manchildrendon't be silly, its for little girls.us manchildren just latched on.
>>29912663I call the mare version AJAnd the r63 'Jack.Jack is a pretty good nickname for him I think.
>>29912635Yes, because it looks like we watch different shows.
>>29912686HahahaWhat a story Mark.Posting this for everyone who hasn't seen it yet:http://tinyurl.com/S1E2TrailerNigga
>>29912715Bullshit. Down + A, motherfucker.
>>29912680>>29912720I think Apple Bumpkin's her favorite.I did it once before but I derped the face, so it'd be worth trying again.
>>29912737Jack, i like it, Jack the ripper of apples.
>>29912674I like this, but piercings creep me out, and I don't think she'd have them
>>29912682so maybe the elements are a universal power that every being has, like the force
>>29912715NYX OAK
>>29912682Good point. Celestia states that she and Luna "discovered" the elements of harmony. Which means they didn't make them, and had been around for awhile already at the time of the uprising against Discord. They probably predate pony kind entirely.Which begs the question again where did they come from originally
>>29912751Apple bumpkin yes you are right, the one with the scarf.
>>29912636Her donkey oc getting a bouquet of flowers in the mail
>>29912663Doesn't need one. The name is androgynous enough.
>>29912686Each to their own I guess, at least you gave it a shot. Have a nice day.
If you could make love to a pony, which would you
>>29912784ALIENS MADE THEM
>>29912748Oh no, it appeared to be caught...
>>29912374Pizza is good.So you're not a pepperbroni Isaac?
>>29912613Then what do you think? Think that all that Harmonic Energy and what not is TOO DEEP for the children to even comprehend?It also said Celestria harnest the POWERFUL MAGIC, which means she made the Elements of Harmony in material form. Though all that proved that Both she and Luna Used that energy/Elements and both represent each and every single one of them. Until one threw a jelous bitch fit and the other have to send that bitch to the moon.It's fucking fan theory damn it.
>>29912814>Insert macro of that one History channel guy
>>29912805Can I be a pony while it's happening?
>>29912784Emanations of the ether. They're Magic from the dawn of time, harnessed by all the great civilizations of the Ponyverse throughout the ages, then lost as chaos gradually arose in each previously ordered culture.The ponies are not the first to harness the Elements, but perhaps they harness it better than their predecessors.
OB (original brony)
>>29912805am I a pony or a human?if the latter, I'd prefer not toBartleby the Scrivener? anyone? ...fuck you.
>>29912774You have nicknamed your pony Nyx Oak. What will you do with your little pony now?
>>29912814This could be strangely accurate depending on how you apply the term alien
>>29912884What level does it start out at?
>>29912724I don't feel like watching it. Thank you.But I have a simple question- forgive me if I may come off as rude.But why is it that most bronies, rub their fandom all over the place. Isn't that a bit too much. For every thing they do, or think about, they post a pony reaction image. All they talk about are ponies, and they even buy the toys.All I'm asking is that even though you have the liberty to do all of these things? why do you? In a sense bronies are becoming the new Sonic fans, in terms of obsessiveness
>>29912784>>29912838
>>29912884DEVOUR IT!
We have unofficially broken the speed of light, how does this affect ponies?
>>29912834there ya go
>>29912784>humanity
>>29912921It doesn'tPonies cannot into physics anyway
>>29912525I'd like to lick and tickle Pinkie's sweet-smelling hoofsies and rub them all over my facealso cock
>>29912907We're not all like that. Most of us aren't.Hell, I didn't even believe for the longest time that people spammed ponies in /v/. I thought it was one or two /v/irgins getting buttmad.Of course, then I went to /v/, and it turns out there IS the occasional pony spam there. I hope no one in this thread has taken part in that.
>>29912921>>29912921I'll wait for confirmation from an independent laboratory, thank you very much. Besides, their fucking neutrinos. How can we use that to transmit information?
>>29912838I would like to see what would happen if a certain pony used to much of that Harmonic energy.
>>29912905Nyx OakLevel 5 PonyAttacks:CharmGrowl
>>29912674Looks nice, but personal taste is that piercings are small, singular, and at the dangly bits of the ear. Boring, I know.But don't let me dissuade you from drawing more of what you like.
>>29912828i don't know... how do we feel about pizzachan?
>>29912912What if every animal that Discord has a part of was at one point a species-wide worshipper of Discord? You'd have lions and deer and eagles bowing down to him, sowing chaos and joining in the torment of ponies.
>EqD is now linking things from FAGodDammit
>>29912907>But why is it that most bronies, rub their fandom all over the place.Please don't use a comma to separate the predicate from the subject phrase.
>>29912961>mfw this discovery is the key interdimensional travel>pony dimension
>>29912907I wouldn't generalize it to say every fan spams ponies everywhere, but there are more of that type than I'd like. On the other hand, the show makes for great reaction images, which is normal around 4chan and the internet in general. People often overreact to a picture of a pony which is partly why people keep doing it
>>29912830It never was stated from what EoG was made or what they are.All we know is that Royal Pony Sisters discovered them when encountered Discord and used against him. They were connected to Elements for a long time and ruled over Equestria together until NMM incident happened. Then Celestia was able to harness the power of Elements alone (thus why harness again, before it was two of them) and use against Luna.That's all from the show we know, We can theorize much, but without implying that your fanon was stated in canon.
YOU MUST NOW SHIP THE MANE SIXhard mode: straight onlynightmare mode: no incestnyx must die mode: the ships have to make sense
>>29912920You have eaten your Nyx.She was dericious.
>>29912958I've posted the occasional reaction image, but I haven't started a thread. The thing with /v/ is that they get mad at anything. It's probably a few people who like to troll.>>29913016What got linked?I also wonder how the rest of the pony fandom is taking our hijacking of the MLP brand?
>>29913003But its not Friday yet, so its not even time to talk about pizza...
>>29913023WE MUST FUND THIS
>>29912921It doesn't. Ponies clearly live in an alternate dimensionNow if we developed weird dimension hopping ships like the aliens in X-COM 3 or something, they would be in trouble.
>>29913052Trixie x Spike
>>29913052AJ x SoarinFS x Big MacPP x Braeburn...that's all I got.
>>29912663 Apple cider
What were those hilarious pony names, like Scootalina and Applejacqueline?
>>29913076>Not Friday yetIt's been Friday for hours.
>>29913052TwilightxSpike doesn't count as incest, right?
WHEN ARE HUMANS GONNA SHOW UP IN THE SHOW!?
>>29912991> implying stupid fanon mattersCelestia used them at last twice and nothing happened. Same for mane cast. It's a tool, quite powerful and mysterious but yet a tool.
>>29913069What am I looking at here?
>>29913052>Challenge acceptedPinkie: Pokey because balloonsFluttershy: Big Mac because both quiet typesTwilight: Caramel because betaRarity: Blueblood because moneyAJ: Soarin because PieDash: Billy because fuck if I know.
>>29913117It's still Thursday where I am
>>29913120Just enough to make it kinky but not enough to make it disgusting.
>>29913117stop living in the future you jerk!
>>29913130But we don't know if the main cast's relation to the Elements is unique or not. If they're pure embodiments of each Element, who's to say there have been any to come before them? Maybe Twilight and her friends are the first of their kind.
>>29913031That's the fucking point. We'll never know for sure about the Elements of Harmony because it was TOO DEEP for the target demographic of the show. What I said is fan theories, or better yet, hypothesis of the show universe. We have to wait until the show finally end so that we can ask Faust what she intend her MLP universe to be in the first place.
>>29913146Wow get with the program.
>>29913146Same. Still have a good hour and a half before midnight.
>>29913117Its still a few hours til, over here!>>29913052RariSpikeI've shipped this since the beginning; I really just love it to death.
>>29913130And its implied someone or something previous to Celestia had used them too, as they existed to be discovered by her.
>rainbow dash>not with gilda
>>29913052To hell with making sense!
What is this and why do I love it so much?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKBw1lxS4zE
>>29913172Enjoy your work day starting two hours earlier, sucker.
>>29913162More Spike x Twilight.I feel horrible for even asking
>>29913106
>>29913172What program?
>>29913172lolEurope
go away
>>29913052Pinkie Pie and Braeburn.
>>29913199You know what you could do to make this ship make sense is to add another guard
>>29913217Oh please, if he brushed up on his manners, she'd be all over him.
>>29913236gentoo
>>29913211Enjoy finishing 2 hours later nerd
>>29913169I'm sorry, but you're backing yourself into the Hipster corner of argument. Saying it's "too deep" in a children's show is ridiculous. It's not supposed to be deep. There is nothing beyond what they've told us. The Elements are artifacts of power, okay, we can buy that. But harmonic energy? You're stretching.
>>29913217Oh man, he couldn't with Fluttershy at all.Kindness is his weakness?
>>29913279Rarity may be a gold digger, but she has feelings.That, and she wants a man she can dominate.
>>29913279Celestia had other ideas for Blueblood.You know her sense of humor when it goes to punishing ponies.
>>29913300>implying they don't follow the simple harmonic motion model
is 4chan fucking up royally for anyone else
>>29913349In equestria that would be more like a reward considering its a solid matriarchy
>>29913387>pinkie x discordhell yeah
>>29913349Like when she imprisoned her sister on the moon for a thousand years?Hilarious!
>>29913387>I uses verbal abuse to cover my true but conflicting feelings for you
>>29912999>Nyx is a Togepi:lolwut:
>>29913349>You'll never be turned into a filly by Celestia
>>29913443Says you
>>29913169No, the point is that you said:> which means she made the Elements of Harmony in material form.which is your fanon and NEVER was stated in the show. Thats right, never.>>29913167They are indeed, because before them it was Sisters who were connected to Elements. That is what Celestia says btwit does not changes the fact tho - EoH is a tool. or, see >>29912912
>>29912287RBD scrunch>>29913363Oh good, so it isn't just me
>>29913349speaking of blueblood...whats his origin story. Who mated with celestia or did she use magic to make him?
>>29913052Twilight: TrixieApplejack: Rainbow DashRainbow Dash: ApplejackRarity: Braeburn?Fluttershy: Big MacintoshPinkie Pie: PARTY!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQRjVKtRCGQ&feature=related
>>29913300Okay, lets back that up a bit. What is it powered by? What is the source of the Elements of Harmony Power? What is the "Spark" that Twilight refer to when she failed to activate them?It's the HEART of the Pony, the MAGIC that BRINGS those HEARTS TOGETHER. THE MAGIC OF FRIENDSHIP IS HARMONIC ENERGY THAT I'VE BEEN TALKING ABOUT.But as far as the kids concerned, they're either dragon balls or chaos emeralds of the pony universe. Simple as that.
>>29913383Not when she dropped her off in the guards locker room.
Next season opener features the shmooze as the major antagonist. How does it play out?
>>29913300I agree with Stream of Harmony idea, because that is mien headcanon and it make sense - combined Elements represents harmony in one and for the Stream of Harmony. Well, at last that is what we see in s01ep02. i mean - there is a reason why EoH has a "harmony" part in it.What I was against is that the implications they were made of and such.
>>29913486He is probably a distant descendent of one of Celestia's mortal relatives from back in the day. There seems to be a bunch of noble beefcakecorns in Canterlot
>>29913443There are ways for those willing to risk everything.
GLITTER GLUEDRAW SOME DARK SOULS FANART
So, how are the friendship levels? For anyone who read that fic, Gaia will be getting a new chapter in the morning, and Gun With Occasional Pony will be getting the same over the weekend. With any luck I'll finally finish Traveler as well.
>>29913508...I see.
>>29913508Nothing can stop it, so...Poorly?
Discord isn't evil. He is a necessary part of Equestria's continuing evolution.If you have too much Harmony and order, than nothing new occurs, no one becomes stronger and life is as good as dead.If you have too much Discord, than it's all over but for the crying.So he's there to keep a balance between the two, a good guy, really.
>>29913551Stable, for now.
>>29913502
>>29913551dem glassesi HHNNNNGGGG'd
>>29913500>LesbianCasuals.
>>29913507>>29913535They're powered by magic. That's it. Nothing more, nothing less. It's the classic "A Wizard Did It" out clause.
>>29913541>>29913486Also along this line, I now believe both Luna and Celestia were originally Unicorns, that gained wings due to something they did. Probably using the elements of harmony originally or something. You can see statues of two unicorns with celestia style proportions outside of the door to the chamber holding the Elements of Harmony. This would also explain why Blue blood and the other nobles are all unicorn types.
>>29913522>>Mane casts gets absorbed into the Shmooze one-by-one, with only Twilight left>>Twilight is able to use magic of friendship to pull them back out and together they banish the Shmooze>>BEFORE the happy ending, however, there is an absolutely terrifying segment where the Shmooze forms into the shape of her friends and tries to convince her to join them in the ooze.
>>29913617>>They're powered by magic. The magic of friendship.
>>29913612Not only lesbians is ...>Appledashib4 umad
Discord is like Yune from Fire Emblem Radiant Dawn.The bitch you really gotta worry about is his order counterpart, who is probably not celestia, but something far worse.
>>29913612But it's so...aesthetically pleasing!
>>29913624The sisters have played God and won. Now they must play Death.And he's kind of a douche. Too many board games.
>>29913551They feel pretty low right now. Feels bad man.
>>29913200holy fuck
>>29913595>>29913610Glasses are never not adorable. Good! I'm looking forwards to this week's episode. Though the hiatus is going to kill me.
Have some d'aaaaaw.
>>29912327>while that gif plays>gifWha...*clicks*OHHHHHH SHIIIIIIIIT
>>29913704Maybe is going to be a short hiatus dude.
>>29913624>>mfw I'm the only guy who likes the idea of Luna and Celestia starting out as Earth Ponies
>>29913727Old.
>>29913756Too pokemon for me.
>>29913704Oh, I wouldn't say they *always* are.
Was sifting through some old stuff earlier today, and I found some childhood drawings of me, flying through the sky....I think I've figured out why I like Dash so much. It's because she's truly free.
Hey folks, two streams runningJohn Joseco (there's like a 150 people in there... so dont expect much in the way of conversation)http://www.livestream.com/jjartchannelAnd ButtercupSaiyan (drawing pony cunningless so be warned)http://www.livestream.com/buttercupsaiyan
>>29913624Twilight can cast a spell that gives Rarity wings. Discord can give and take wings and horns as he pleases. Becoming an alicorn isn't that hard in this world, if you have enough power.
So, whats new today?
>>29913656>Join us in unityy Twiliight.
>>29913727god damn furries, why wont they just let me like ponies in peace?
If Equestria takes place in a Post apocolyptic Earth, how do you think the ponies would react to video games from this era?Which game would best suit each pony?
>>29913567enjoy your evolution
>>29913780Holy crap JJ is -still- going? He started streaming like, four hours ago.
>>29913756I don't hate that idea, but I think it makes a bit less sense than a unicorn origin considering just how intimately tied up in DA MAGICKS and its casting both sisters are. Celestia even has a darn magic school. A unicorn origin just seems to fit better all things considered.
>>29913624Celestia and Luna found some FEV.Found it was tasty.Woke up with wings.AND BRAIN POWERS
>>29913807More like almost 7.
>>29913712What would have RD said if the asker didn't say his 5 year old wanted to know?
>>29913672Blue and purple have a bad contrast between the two. And besides, Trixie's a bitch. Yellow contrasts better with purple.
>>29913656Modern TV needs more insanely creepy moments.For example, Discord corrupts Twilight by saying;YOU'RE NOT PERFECTOf course, that would only freak *us* out, really. Any fan among us who didn't know it was coming would probably scream bloody murder and fall back out of their chairs as long as they'd watched Courage growing up. We need more of that kind of thing.RETURN THE SLAB
>>29913740I hope so, it's been too long without regular episodes! I really missed the flow of things. Still, starting off with a two parter isn't a bad way to ease us in I suppose.
>>29913617What >>29913657Magic of Friendship.Friendship is the "spark" that ignites Elements. "Different kind of spark", remember?It is all in the show, guys.
>>29913838Except that Caramel is orange.
>>29913822>pony eats tree of life>turns into alicorn
>>29913830lesbian sex
>>29913780Carnifex is streaming too.http://www.livestream.com/carnifexart
>>29913756>yfw no, you're not
>>29913838I ship Twilight and Caramel too.
>>29913756I like to imagine Celestia started out as a Pegasus and Luna started as a unicorn.[/url]>>29913781I think the differences between being an alicorn and just being an earth pony/unicorn/Pegasus hybrid is a bit more than what you might be assuming.
>>29913830Probably still flyingMaybe napping, that's about it really.
>>29913502I don't know who I hate more: The mom, the person recording the video, or you for sharing it.Aw, how could I hate you, Anon? You're my best friend!
>>29913780And I was thinking about streaming too...I was gonna draw ponies stotting...And maybe preening.
>>29913052Pinkie x Braeburn - fun-loversTwilight x McIntosh - aren't crazyRarity x Hoity Toity - fashionApplejack x ...Soarin', whateverFluttershy x Derpy - magazinesRainbow Dash x Little Strongheart - custom
>>29913830Still would have been flying. I gotta stick within reasonable bounds of character, y'know?
>>29913847>RETURN THE SLAB
>>29913860I think you might have some colorblindness.
>>29913624>>29913486Amy Keatin Rogers is the one who created him.
>>29913830
>>29913880>I ship Twilight and Caramel too.I did too.
>>29913867My nigga.
>>29913905Do you know what yellow is?
>>29913848Squeak, I blame you for all this fucking Twilight/Caramel stuff. Shit I hate it.We need more, write more of this
>>29913779I emphasize.My grandfather used to say that when the governments copyrighted (his words) the sky, something in mankind withered and died.
>>29913905Well, he's more like macaroni and cheese. Reminds me of the arguments I used to have about highlighters in grade school."It's green!""No, yellow!"
>>29913905He's tan.
>>29913906>Blueblood is some random douchebagDawwwww...You're so great, Amy.
>>29913847Discord is corrupting Twilight, just in a much more subtle way, namely by breaking her via forcing her to watch her relationships fall apart before her. The end of the two parter will have Discord apparently defeated and show Twilight sleeping peacefully in bed.We then hear Discord's voice whispering her name and Twilight's eyes open with Nightmare Moon pupils.
>>29913963Macaroni and cheese? No, he's...likie, well, CARAMEL!
>>29913779Flying Dash dump?
>>29913756one thing that has puzzled me is why is sweetie belle not in continuity with Rarity like how skoodeloo and apple bloom are with rainbow dash and applejack??? imo sweetie belle should also have a name related to her mentor
>>29914006What the fuck do you retards think you are watching?
>>29913935Well, I'll be damned. He is orange.
Hypothetically, who would you rather see in a TF2 34 pony crossover:Twilight x SniperNurse Pony x MedicRarity x Spy
>>29914022Oh, not again...*grabs an umbrella*
>>29914022
>>29913887Please stream gogglesJJ's stream is too insane
>>29913929shut up shut up shut up!
Actually...I might stream anyway.livestream.com/goggleAnyone interested?
>>29914027because Applebloom and Scootaloo are Applejack's and Rainbow Dash's sisters respectively, whereas Sweetie Belle is Rarity's daughter
>>29913887Do it, goggles!
mfw the elements are in the old abandoned castle where she first realized that friendship is magic. Twists and turns, back where you began, yadda yadda yadda.
>>29914038My Little Pony: Friendship is MagicI mostly pull this shit out of my ass because it's sort of my way of having fun when I hang out in this place. Sorry if it ruffled your feathers.
>>2991407410/10I rage.
>>29913847>RETURN THE SLABF....fuck you
>>29914060
>>29913960Well I've gotten a few requests to keep it going. So yes, I'll be writing more Caralight later next week. Probably about Twilight coming over to Caramel's house for dinner at Toffee's request. things will go horribly
Does anyone know if the mentos encodes have different codecs or something? I just found out I can plug my HDD straight into my TV, and for some reason it says like half the episodes are in an unreadable format, and the rest play fine. All my episodes are the 1080 ones from mentos, and they are as I downloaded them, no alterations.
>>29914049Now we're talking about rule-34's of crossovers with ponies? Come on, this isn't summer anymore. We've got another whole 22 minutes of ponies in just 36 hours. We can hold together for a bit more, I think.But seriously, Scout and Rainbow Dash, platonically is OTP
>>29914093Slowpoke is slow. That theory came out while we watching the episode.
>>29914108No, really though, who approved that episode? I was horrified.
>>29914093Or back to her mothers vagina.
>>29914118That fucking grandpa.
>>29914104Did somebody say illegitimate Seaty Belt?
>>29914118>So yes, I'll be writing more Caralight later next week.oh man
>>29913961Amazing. As mind hurting as pony generals can be, a post about RL still manages to be the most depressing thing I've seen in these.
How much of each mane do you see in yourself? ie:20% twilight20% applejack30% Fluttershy10% Rainbow Dash 15% pinkie5% rarity I'm really bored
That entire show was just to scar people and see how long they could get away with it.
>>29914074back the fuck up. since when has scootaloo been dash's sister?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_kyJTr33iM
This is the reason i hate most modern cartoons. Discord is a well-written character, especially being a villan. And lo, he shall be written out of the show tomorrow, never to return, like Luna.
>>29914108WHAT YOUR OFFER?
>>29913847>RETURN THE SLABGET OUT OF MY FUCKING HEAD.
>more seniorpony
>>29914185since when has she not?
>>2991417810% Luck20% Skill15% Concentrated Power of Will5% Pleasure50% Pain100% reason to remember this song
Nope
>>29914221Since always
>>29914186That... that is a clopfic just waiting to happen.
>>29914178I am 100% Gummy.Deal with it.
>>29914221Since faust said so.
>>29914186Oh my, this really is something.
>>29913522the hell is up with posting
>>29914178Me?70% twilight5% applejack1% Fluttershy3% Rainbow Dash 22% pinkie0% rarity It scares me when Twilight acts exactly like I would most of the time, and Pinkie the rest of the time.
>>29914184This was to >>29914140
>>29912636Carn finally posted his thing.
>>29914109
>>29914185word of god is they're not related.
>>29914074
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0AXseEnXtsc>yfw Discord says this to Twilight to break her.
>>29913522>he thinks there'll be a third seasonlaughingmares.jpg
>>29914233I love you.
>>29914241>noponies5Post the other onesExcept 3, you post that one too much, it's lost it's impact
>>29914286That was the first time a fucking cartoon ever gave me nightmares. Legitimately. I had several nightmares from that episode.I didn't watch Courage for a while after that.
>>29914296what???when did Lauren say thery aren't??wtfi believe even the show says so somewhere... (not sure though)also, i didnt have a computer for around 3 days so i may have lost that...
>>29914309>yfw MLP follows spongebobs lead, and hasbro cranks out season after season, endlessly
>>29914289>Cyclops Ponywhat.
>>29914186That is both adorable and sad...
>>2991417895% Pinkie Pie5% TrollestiaI would say 100% Pinkie but I like to delve a little deeper with my jokes
>>29914355I think that's Iris's pony.
>>29914350Guess someone will just have to kill them. Or someone will have to utterly destroy the franchise.Again.
>>29914348she said it like 2 days after the episode came out.you can bet it caused quite the ruckus.
>>2991417815% Twilight3% Applejack20%Rainbow Dash20% Fluttershy39% Pinkie Pie3% RarityI DON'T HOW THAT WORKS, BUT IT DOES.
>>29914241>furries hate ponies
>>29914348How about the fact Rainbow is sky blue and Scootaloo is orange?
Willing to whore my voice now I have proper equipment.Anyone want me to voice text?
>>29914190Literally the only thing that ever scared me as a child, and my older cousins let me watch a fuckton of horror films.
>>29914404>Sky blue.Bullshit.If she was sky blue you would never see her if she flew.
>>29914350they better have a different cast after awhile! i believe twilight can only stay cute for so long
>>29914404Luna is purple and Celestia is white
>>29914413i would love to hear your voice.i bet it will be hilarious
>>29914402This is good. This is a good thing.
>>29914413Read Dicks Everywhere 2.I need to hear the phrase "authentic Mexican-style sour cream" in a clopfic context.
>>29914350>he thinks My Little Ponies has that kind of lasting power w/o reinventing itself over and over and over againG3.5 happened. DEAL
>people being afraid of CourageHoly shit, this generation is a bunch of pussies.
>>29914430>twilight can only stay cute for so longwell thats simply not true
>>29914434>Celestia>Not pink.
>>29912636I wish i could draw well.What about Rose's donkey eating a pie with a "Hope you get well" label?
>>29914453Like pussies because they were afraid or pussies for being afraid now?
>>29914434>purplenigga you daltonici see her more as blue...dark bluebut not to the point of purple
>>29914448Old MLP follows the Pokemon formula: You have to keep relying on novelty because there's no personality or staying power.FiM ponies are interesting as characters.
>>29914468What happened?
>>29914289I know the motive behind it, but a cyclops pony and a pony with a leather mask searching for Rose is just...disturbing.
>>29914473hey im still afraid of that little nemo movie.fuck that movie.
>>29914468Don't think she's sick, just life troubles.
>>29914495What is this motive?
>>29914448We are currently in preparations to deal with it as we speak, anon.
>>29914186Probably also worth noting that this author did this.>>Sweetie Belle as Silk Specter
>>29914468What happend to mai waifu? Is she ok?
>>29914493Rose pulled a Madmax. I'm trying hard to be cynical but I like her so I actually care.
I like Spike the most, but does anyone else think his name is kinda out-of-place with everyone else's?
>>29914493irl problems, iirc.>>29914505Yeah, damn my horrible english grammar.How about "Hope things get better" ?
>>29914479Thuh fuck? Sure, it's a blue-ish purple but still, purple is purple. That bitch is purple.
>>29914496Wait a minute...I remember you....
the new pony episode is this saturday right guys? cuz i don't want to travel across a state if it isn't
>>29914443http://dl.dropbox.com/u/28501521/whatabloodbath.mp3
>>29914520Why would they make twilight The bad guy?
>>29914538Sounds good to me.
>>29914541Oh god!
>>29914540bitch is definitely purple
>>29914233http://www.discodiscord.com/v/Spl1FRU3v-A/119
>>29914520>pinkie as the comediani like this.
>>29914552>bad guy
>>29914540R: 91G: 87B: 172That's a purple, broheim.
>>29914543yes it isbut after thatHIATUS
>>29914552Because she's the only one who could do it Thirty-Five Minutes ago.
>>29914594We don't use that term here. From now on please refer to it as Hamburger Time.
>>29914590 oh holy shit my captcha says comic aidrien fuck shit what
>>29914491that fact that they are interesting characters IS the novelty. Look at how fast Hasbro was willing to can Transformers: Animated.I fear that Friendship is Magic will suffer the same fate.
>>29914575Hah, come on, it wasn't that scary of a movie... Sure it had its moments, but You know you've seen worse At least Flip was funny and kept the tone upbeat.
>>29914622will do, i guessdont like the term either
>>29914545>>29914443Well?
>>29914631You get out of here, Yellow Lantern.
>>29914545It'd be better in context, but I'll take it.The full line is "Rarity yelped as Rainbow’s sudden movement brought her to orgasm, her organ gun firing rapid bursts of authentic Mexican-style sour cream into Rainbow Dash."Other great lines include "Only then did the obviously best pony allow herself to ejaculate, the plague of locusts that was her semen of fury moving through Twilight’s horse vagina."And "Trixie’s five-dollar footlong found its way into Twilight’s moist Indus Valley."It's the Spinal Tap of clopfic satire really.
>>29914631It will. Totally, completely inevitable. I just want it to die quickly. Nobody wants to see what happens after.>Spongebob after Season 3
>>29914443http://vocaroo.com/?media=v8WrllezQV2mOcMjACould not resist.
>>29914639no dude, everything about that movie is creepy as fuck.well yeah actually, i rewatched some of it recently and it wasn't that bad, but it was pretty fucking scary when i first saw it.
Odds of seeing Zecora again?
>>29914681>"Shes got you on the line, bro. Shes just leading you on"
>>29914681>Spike is bedazzled.So, rarity had her way with him?
>>29914689Apple family done lynched her.
>>29914689Who's Zecora?
>>29914689Fairly good actually. She was in more than one ep in the first season so that sorta tags her as recurring
>>29914681
>>29914719Brother Chuck.
>>29914689Better then most one shot characters.She got mentioned after her episode.
>>29914681what would anti-spike be like?
>>29914537Spike IS out of place with everyone else, though. So his name works.Plus, it fits him.
>>29914673That's what it is really, going back it doesn't really do much but I still remember parts of the Brave Little Toaster and Nightmare Before Christmas scaring the fuck out of me as a kid. I brings back the old feeling as opposed to actually scaring you now.
>>29914734rebellious
>>29914734A divot.
>>29914681>>29914702>reverse SpikeAs a little boy once said to Dave Chappelle, "sometimes you gotta take the pussy."
>>299146891 million percentseason 2 episode 4 is when we see her next. cute bit part like in Swarm.
>>29914753dohohoho!
>>29914664http://dl.dropbox.com/u/28501521/goodthingnoonecanhearme.mp3
>>29914740http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqT2uOa1-d0
>>29914769
>>29914734he would be another caramel
>>29914778...What would reverse caramel be like?
pony must scrunchyface
>>29914805Rapist Caramel.
>>29914805Braeburn
>>29914805He'd be straight
>>29914816I said REVERSE caramel
>>29914799I require more of this ship.
>>29914826Rapist Caramel....he would rape guys then.Jesus.
>>29914799So, we going to be getting more of these?If so that would be fantastic.Like Bulletsponge holding a pile of bullets.
>>29914774No sir, I don't like this one bit
>>29914799Look how close their faces are...in a non sexual way
>>29914520>>29914552Nuts to that, why's Scootaloo Rorschach?>Silver Spoon and Diamond Tiara will look up and shout 'save us!' and I will whisper back: 'never never never'
>>29914805Assertive straight pick-up artist alpha male Caramel.Basically rapist Caramel like sentinel said
>>29914805Imagine looking at Big Mac's ass and not wanting to plow it.This is the self-made hell that Anti-Caramel lives with every day.
So when are we seeing Zecora's cousin, Fred?
>>29914868Because she's ugly and noone likes her.
Anything interesting happen today?
>>29914863Bet you'll like this less.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8kQDNLkT3c
Got back from work and started working on this cultist scootaloo again. Coloring it now but not sure if it needs to be. Eh, I'll have two versions anyway.
>>29914837what's the timestabp for this?>>29914581>119bpmwhat the hell is wrong with you?
>>29914912get off my bed, you filthy beast
>>29914912
My quote of the day:The ponies are corrupting me like Chaos.I don't want to be a pony marine.Emperor protect me.
>>29914916>Gala pony
>>29914912Not you, you are horrible Scoot.
>>29914912N-No--
Question: can Lauren, who is no longer working for Hasbro, read fan fiction?Also, what's the legal ramification of reading crossover fan fiction.
>>29914897;_;
>>29914933Can I get the source this quote was taken for? I'll voice it.
>>29914939Ohlawdisthatsomelyrasmom.jpg
>>29914951She IS, though, she's just not in charge.Shes the consuting producer now, I think
>>29914889Fred once owned a shop in Ponyville.A town full of ponies with such manes was a thrill.A thrill that like many things that came to an end.When things arose he found impossible to defend.For you see, when you work in a town with citizens of a fur covered body.From time to time, you tend to get a bit...well, you know.
>>29914951Probably. They have admitted to looking at fanart, including the smut.
>>29914118If you're still around, check your mail!
>>29914907works for me
>>29914951she still works on the shownot on the same thing though
>>29914951No, it's unprofessional for the creators, along with the staff of the product, to view fanfictions of their works.
>>29914957I said it. Just now. After a drunken game of Left 4 Dead 2 where I accidentally called everybody ponies. I didn't even realize until everybody pointed it out.
>>29914805He shows up in the bg once.>imagelimit
>>29914673What movie?
>>29915008>Like they would want to
>>29915008I imagine it would be very unfortunate, if anyone found out about such illicit involvement. But anonymity is a magical thing, so who can say for certain?
>>29915040Are you THE Tozac? Honestly?
>>29915040We all know that Lauren posts in /co/ and makes fanfics.She's Faceless.Fucking Slowpoke
>>29914857Homage holding Pip would stop my heart, those two are second only to Lyra/Bonbon for me
>>29915006She's done with the show after her involvement with season 2. Also she's too busy writing her own material right now.
>>29915011Play a custom mutation where only jockeys spawn and you can be ridden until you die horribly, ears filled with the horrible laughter of a hundred jockeys spawning at once.
Is there a thread already active, otherwise I'll make the new one.
>>29915027Little Nemo: Adventures in Slumberland
>>29915064>Shes squeezing Pips head for size difference.
>>29915070No, there isn't. Go quickly, before someone pops one off that has no topic whatsoever.
>>29915070Go for it.
>>29915065>Her next project, Hardcore Hentai siteI don't feel like pulling up the post number.
>>29915011using every pony or any pony or anything like that in real life means you need to kill yourself.
>>29915062The Idea that Lauren Faust has given me whyboners.jpg over Pinkie Pie is far more horrifying than some random anon giving them to me.
>>29915056I wasn't aware I had a reputation that needed any kind of confirmation. Yes, that's me.
>>29915118>>29915118>>29915118>>29915118>>29915118>>29915118>>29915118Done
>>29915109I WAS DRUNK OKAY!? IT WAS ONE TIME.
>>29915146DON'T YOU GO BLAMING ALCOHOL ON THIS ONE, FAGGOT!
>>29915146better safe than sorry, am i right?
>>29915215>>29915175Look, it was one time and I didn't get anybody pregnant. I think that counts as a win in my book.
>>29915263yeah, fuckin booze always loosens my tongue about ponies.makes me want to share my secret so muchso far i've fought it
>>29915080Oh man so cute. pile of bullets would be funny as hell too