None of you will ever find attractive girlfriends.

Unless you're gay, in which you can probably find a nice, overweight boyfriend.

>>29891288
Hey now. Mine's not overweight, he's just a little chubby. Besides, I like him for his sense of humor.

(polite sage just in case)

Now THAT would be quite a sight.

Speaking of Luna, how would she figure into the story? I thought her and Celestia couldn't use them elements or something.

god damn it forgot my sage

>>29891315
>polite sage just in case
LOOK EVERYONE
POINT AND LAUGH AT THE DISPLAY OF FAILURE


i wish to have a slightly chubby boyfriend with a good sense of humour

I'M SO ALONE

How do I help my friends understand why I love this show?

>>29891243
Well? Can I? I don't want to inset my self insert without request.

Not you NTSTS, you read it already

>>29891335
I may have failed on the internet, but in the long run it is you who have failed sir.

Personally, i'd rather see gilda, spike, or a horde of pegassi

>decide to go to /soc/ for the first time in a while

First post I see:

"I'm in [town next to mine]

This is a picture of my tits.

I'm drunk, horny, and depressed. Who wants to hang out and watch FMA: Brotherhood? It's almost 2 in the morning and I DGAF.

[insert AIM name here]"

SHIT GUYS WHAT DO I DO

>>29891335
Oops, I was supposed to type 'disintegrates him in every way possible'.

She doesn't banish Discord or turn him into stone again, just completely annihilates him. Collateral damage will be massive of course, but she doesn't particulary care.

>>29891288
I have a lovely girlfriend

>>29891267

silly me, forgot to post their fight music

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLALb3ybIjU&list=FLQ7SyEDMR8dJ6V9d29V0qUQ&index=10

Desensitization to Female Nudity.
Through a process of psychological conditioning, your exposure to pornography and other erotic images has eroticized your perception of unclothed or underclothed female bodies. Exposed female body parts now arouse you more than they naturally would have if you hadn't seen them in association with pornography. They have become fetishes. With desensitization you can undo the psychological conditioning so that you are no longer unnaturally aroused to such a degree by these things.

To reduce your sensitization to nakedness, you will spend some time visualizing naked bodies while preventing yourself from becoming aroused. You will use deglamorization to prevent arousal. After spending a while with these visualizations, nakedness will also seem less novel, so you won't feel quite so much curiosity and anticipation. A gradual approach may be necessary to maintain control of your emotions.

Again, the greatest effect of desensitization will be to decrease your emotional reaction to mental images involving nudity. You will still be sensitive to erotic pictures and movies, etc. because of the many natural sexual cues in those images. Becoming less sensitive to mental images and fantasies, however, is very useful because it will help you avoid the powerful cravings that mental images can induce.

>>29891361
absolutly nothing.

nothing good can come from a /soc/ hookup.

>>29891363
I'm down, I'll do it after the one I'm working on now.

>>29891353
I can't refute this, well played.

does... does he talk to you about ponies sometimes?

>>29891390
You know, I'm not even all that interested in the hookup aspect. It's just nice to see people in my area code posting on /soc/ for once

here are her tits for reference
at least she says they're hers

>>29891397
Aight, thanks.

>>29891386
Use visualization to decrease your sensitization to female nudity as follows:

Visualize a very unattractive woman completely naked. Perhaps she is obese, with an ugly face and bumpy skin. It may help to imagine an unattractive woman that you know personally. (It may also help to start off by imagining naked men and then shifting to women after you have had a little practice with the technique.)
Use any method of deglamorization that you prefer to keep yourself from becoming aroused as you visualize her body.
Visualize every aspect of her body, including every curve and crevice. Keep your mental image free from any sexual cues (seductive facial expressions, provocative postures, sexual activity, etc.).
Spend several minutes intently visualizing this image until you are thoroughly bored with it.
Replace this image with one that is slightly more attractive.
Repeat steps 2 through 5 until you run out of time or until it becomes too difficult to avoid arousal.
Repeat this entire process on several different days until you are able to visualize any female body (continually deglamorizing the image) while remaining uninterested.

Sweet mercy, yes. Speaking of which, where the hell IS Luna anyway? She's only the character ultimately responsible for the basis of the entire show. I really hope she at least appears in the next episode. Though it would indeed be a treat to see her enage Q in combat.

>>29891418
>She's only the character ultimately responsible for the basis of the entire show
But Luna isn't Rainbow Dash...

>>29891408
then save all the pics in that thread and enjoy dem homegrown tomatoes.

>>29891397
He doesn't watch the show, but he loves and tolerates all the same. Even enjoys some of the jokes that've come out of the fandom. Plus he made this.

I have mostly kept off the ask-me tumblr realm of Ponydom, but tonight I read through the Twilight Sparkle one. Wow.

I've never had a favorite pony that I could justify in a solid manner. Like, Rainbow Dash is so much of a caricature of a tomboy (always been a fan) that it was hard for me NOT to like her. I love the energy/lol-so-randum part of Pinkie Pie, but I admit a human being that acts as she does would eventually be annoying.

But I never really considered Twilight to a serious degree and that blog has caused me to intensely reconsider my thoughts on her.

How does a hoofaxe work? Anybody who has read Dangerous Business knows what I'm talking about.
Yeah, you put it in your hoof with a leather strap, but what does it look like? I can't think of anything that would look... usable.

>>29891426
She hasn't posted again in the thread, or responded to my IM. I think she passed out

>>29891418
Actually she and him where the top hand to hoof combat specialists. He had reach, but she had flexibility.

It was brutal. After 9 rounds, Celestria called it a draw. There where a lot of unhappy bronies there.

They ended holding a tie breaker in her quarter, he had reach but... eh, she had flexibility

>>29891442
Maybe something like a brace that fits around the entire hoof to stabilize it, with an axe head on one side

Is Ponychan down for anyone else?

Does anyone know why ponychan is down?

>>29891465
It's up

>>29891470
>>29891465
Faggotmind

>>29891425
The Sonic Rainboom got the girls their Cutie Marks. It didn't cause them to meet each other.

>>29891470
It's operational

hey /co/, just a little thing I'm working on. It's nowhere near done yet, but I thought I'd just drop it off to be a big fat whore.

>>29891335

That explains a lot about you mate.

>>29891482
Nice.

>>29891465
>>29891470
>>29891472

>aren't using bronibooru

>>29891453
i think i can draw him out.

HERE DAFTY. CMEREE.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFkOYRl5hTM

SHIT WHY DO I LIKE THIS BAND SO MUCH
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQhcyZvaz0o

>>29891453

Yeah, he was such a loser anyway. But so boner inducing. I WANT HIM INSIDE ME.

>>29891482

aw shoot, wrong file.

>>29891485
Oh, there you are.

implying I'm not building up a persona for additional delicious sympathies

Because that's TOTALLY what I'm doing

...yep....

>>29891482
This is the second WIP posted tonight that's had the background completed.

I am suspicious.

>>29891512
Still nice.

>>29891482
Hey that's pretty cool!
>>29891495
That isn't.
>>29891501
but that is
>>29891512
this is also cool

>>29891459
Maybe I'm just overthinking it, But I can't see anything that stands on four legs operating an axe.

>>29891521
that picture is adorable

>>29891525
Simple answer is that they can't. :|

>>29891521
>voltaire
>not cool

Also I'm bored, tired, and in a weird mood, so I'm gonna doodle a ponytail pic of the first dudepony mentioned.

>>29891489
... I'm sorry but, there's a ponibooru? This fandom is like an evolving algorithm, it just keeps finding new ways of being silly.

>>29891531
Ah yes, the same thing as when Pinkie tried to commit suicide but couldn't pull the trigger.

>>29891547
Snails

>>29891514

what ever do you mean?

also a stupid thing I made after seeing the first scene of part 1

>your face when you realize that you'll never meet a cartoon pony IRL

>>29891539
I don't like em. you're not in my car, and i'm not in yours, so no problem really.

>>29891539
>voltaire
SURE IS INVADER ZIM AND HOT TOPIC IN HERE

>>29891550
http://ponibooru.413chan.net/

>>29891495

>My face when i've been waiting for a torrent for his newest album

>>29891561
I'm having trouble with a background and by coincidence you and Goggles both posted WIPs of projects where the background was done first.

>>29891560
I would have probably done that eventually but okay.

>>29891566

>>29891566
>that feel when you can't become an cartoon

>>29891567
Agreed.

Proposition: You get in my car, and act as if it is your own, with full lease to do w/e, and goes for all: Last time I'm offering tonight, anyone want to read a chapter of a self insert?

>>29891550
http://bronibooru.mlponies.com/

Not pony, but was requested last thread.

>>29891607
THIS PLEASES ME GREATLY

<3 Goggles, you rock.

>>29891580
........ Right. So, when is some brilliant geneticist broni going to create an army of mutant equine monsters and launch a global assault on the various world government, ultimately usurping control over the whole of the plant and it's population? What would you say as a rough estimate? Say... six months?

Ugh. The way night time threads are going, I'm starting to think I'd be better off in daytime threads.

>>29891598
nah. my car is freakin sweet, plus it's got my music.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3Uy20JGFls

what do you drive anyways?

>>29891644
>i dont like the discussion
>im not going to bring up another topic

>>29891588
Okay, thing done.

One more?

>>29891649
I ride a car run on the ideas of men long dead now.

You know you could have made fun of it, blanked it out, or edited it...

>>29891657

Sir, your cat appears to be on fire.

>>29891644

you and me both... unless...

turn them into Applejack threads

>>29891583
Anyone have the coloring of that pic that Tess did? It was all noir and fucking awesome.

Also
>Voltaire
unf

>>29891657
Well, being a darkness elemental, she likely has a pet grue lying around somewhere.

>>29891657

Man, that's one hot pussy.

>>29891684
>>29891679
>>29891667

He must have left to tend to that burning cat problem.

>>29891664
i don't think you have a car.


you should search on craigslist ans autotrader and get yourself a car. Cars are fantastic unless they're american or british.

>>29891672
NOPE
celestia thread

>>29891695
Negative.
Advice thread.

>>29891672
Honestly she is the best pony.

>>29891702

Negative advice? Aight, let's all go vote green party!

>>29891656

I have tried several times over the course of weeks. It's worked maybe once, ever.

>>29891672

Unless this works. In this case, make that TWO times!

I'm not a fan of rule34, but I want to know, are there any pictures of ponies using enemas? Specifically, milk enemas, or banana smoothies.

>>29891721

>>29891708
>Not blindly voting Republican.

>>29891729
:|

Do you think Rarity would make Applejack a new hat if Applejack had hers lost or destroyed? It'd be kinda cute, I think, Rarity trying to make it "fashionable" while Applejack just wants a good tough hat. A bit like Suited for Success, with Rarity not being in the right but having her heart in the right place.

>>29891730
Goddamn I love fattyface Gilda. She so mad.

>>29891734
What the fuck is wrong with her hat?!
Is it melting?!

>>29891721

I ain't turning this into an AJ thread! No way!

>>29891738
So are there any or not?

Ok, did everyone already get all the Q jokes out of the way? Because there is a conspicuous lack of such quips.

>>29891751
Okay.

>>29891758
Not that I've seen

>>29891713
I Liked that Discorded nudged AJ when he mentioned cheating "using wings".

>>29891730
>dat poofy gilda
Every time.

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

AJ brethren, UNITE!

>>29891767
Is she supposed to be Ayla?

>>29891771

I'll uh... I'll be in my bunk.

>>29891785
No, Fluttershy.

>>29891767

I played Chrono Trigger, great game.

>>29891767
Not that anon, but i have played it the old one and the one for DS.
What does that have to do with anything?

>>29891792
Fluttershy's not Ayla, silly!

Haha, I'm posting Tan's work.

>>29891813
Oh that's terrible.

>>29891785

YES. THANK YOU. FINALLY. IT ONLY TOOK SIX DAMN MONTHS.

>>29891794

I like you.

>>29891803

I REFUSE.

Huh. Got a sequence of DNA in my reCaptcha. Weird.

>>29891713
>I can't think of interesting topics
>night threads suck
k

Why is liarjack also a bitch?
>laughing at pinkie
>"she's abandonin' us!"

>>29891814

oh gosh, people saved these? It brings back memories; so much nyquil, so much pony. Feels like almost yesterday.

>>29891868
i saved close to all of them

>>29891864
lol i fucking love these. they're so stupid

>>29891662
A Mr. Cake for LK.

Okay Does anyone have the rest of these? I figure if I'm gonna colorfag one I might as well do them all.
probably not tonight though. Too tired

You will NEVER get to share a milkshake with Pinkie Pie.

And honestly, she's kinda cut up about that too.

>>29891767
Oh, I've played it several times it's one of my favorite games ever and all that, but still... I only noticed the Ayla thing after you mentioned CT.

Now, making Rarity into Luca, that might work.

>>29891597

CLEARLY YOU ARE NOT AWARE OF HOW MANY DRUGS I CAN TAKE!

>>29891888
not yet shes not

>>29891868
Yes, I saved all your pony wallpapers, even if they're too small for the resolution I use.

Applejack would make the best wife and mother.

>>29891897
Nah, she looks better like the most honourable character in that game.

>>29891876
........

Braeburn?

>>29891657

Actually, I think counting is exactly what an abacus is designed to do.

Who is the spunky, smart mouthed maid in this show?

>>29891911
I agree 100%.

she'd be a cunt in an argument though.

>>29891922
lyra and bon-bon conjoined at the hip

>>29891897

If you think anyone but Twilight should be Lucca, you clearly ain't thinking right, sonny jim.

>>29891926
>>29891911
Wut

>>29891883
>>29891883
Anybody?

>>29891937
http://ask-twilightsparkle.tumblr.com/post/10358515119

>>29891936
oh god why did that .gif make me laugh so hard

>>29891911
What every man really needs is a woman who shuts the fuck up or spreads her leg when told. Fluttershy is best.

>>29891926

Probably. She'd also wake you up at the crack of dawn to work on the orchard.

>>29891936
Now we need this .gif reversed.

>>29891813
>Spike's face

>>29891955
Thanks!

>>29891914
Already done. I even braided his tail:
>>29890753

>>29891961
Of course, if she doesn't feel appreciated, there's a good chance she'll nail you with the Stare, and then you really have no choice in the matter.

>>29891979
Oh, we doin' that now?

>>29891972
I like to imagine if you neglect Fluttershy Dash and Applejack will go full Godfather on your ass.

>>29891972
Good. Hypnotism is my fetish.

>>29891989
eyup

>>29891979
Hahahaha.

Fucking tank rushers.

>>29891936

Why is that .gif so amusing?

>>29891962
Not if I plough her thoroughly every night.

>>29891992
>Wake up with Fluttershys severed head in your bed.

Later:
>"Dash, you did WHAT!?"
>'I saw it in a movie!'
>"...Next time you come up with one of your ideas...let me hear it first so I CAN BEAT IT OUT OF YOU!"

>>29891864

I fixed your image for you.

>Pony thread
>a fair number of references to Chrono Trigger

My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic RPG

Can it, or indeed should it be done?

>>29891908

Aw, shucks. And here I thought everyone kind of hated em. Well hey, confidence boost get.

Anyway, I guess before I go, I'll just say that on top of working on that AJ and Applebloom picture, I'm working on another project: Monster Hunter Ponies. I don't know how many, or what each will be, but I"ll figure it out. I'll leave you guys with this old Dante WIP I've yet to get back to and color/ink.

I like crossovers, well, kind of

>>29891972

Errr... uh... I'd be okay with Fluttershy using the Stare to get what she wants from me... uh... if she's okay with that, I mean...

>>29892018
It's really old, how did you miss it?
It due to the stupidest MLP toy ever, that fucking truck with a poster of Twilight in the back.
God knows why AJ would want that... maybe for like ummm car pool lane.

>>29892032
No, I was actually talking about that one scene where an unfaithful husband is beaten on the street. It was pretty hilarious.

>>29892035
People are alread working on one.

>>29892034
um
isn't it the same?

>>29891962

Hell, I'm more than okay with that. I'm the type who prefers getting their work done as soon as possible anyway.

>>29892035

Yes it should. But I'll wait until after Fighting is Magic is done to think about it.

>>29892019

Even if you do, she's a farm girl. She's gonna wake you up so you can plow the fields anyways.

>>29892051

>It's really old

I know, I've been staring at it since late April.

>>29892059

The original lacked the nuance of a proper political cartoon.

Any more dudeponies I can slap effeminate hairstyles on?

>>29892056
I just hope it isn't turn based. This kind of thing is supposed to be silly, not stupid.

>>29892076
I think Big Mac would be interesting.

Does anybody have that screencap of how "boring" Fluttershy would be in bed?

I think the trick to making me like Applejack is to play up her similarity to Winrey from FMA, who is fairly similar but I like waaaayyyy more. Might just be the fantastic boobs that are the main difference though, to be quite honest.

I request more clestia/sad stuff

>>29892088

It's spelled "cannae," I believe, and that accent is stupid on her.

I don't remember the sun being so flat.

>>29892121
nice

>>29892104

you mean this?

Quickfic done!
Request: >amputation

“Does… um, does it look alright?”
Fluttershy’s voice was even meeker than usual, the tone of her timid whispering straining to be heard, even in the quiet interior of Carousel Boutique. Her eyes were planted firmly on the ground, flitting upwards every few seconds for an awkward glance at the focus of her inquiry.
“Oh, of course dear. You look wonderful, better than ever – er, well, that is to say, better than… you look fine, dear. There’s no need to worry about that.”
Rarity’s awkward rambling was uncharacteristic, but she covered her faux-paus with ease, cushioning the awkward stumbling with a blanket of positive reinforcement. After all, what Fluttershy needed most right now was to feel good about herself…
Still staring anxiously downward, Fluttershy lifted her right foreleg upward, illuminating the brand-new embroidery that wrapped around her limb, the pattern of bright jewels glistening in the sunlight that beamed through the store window. The white lace fabric and sparkling gems perfectly framed the end of her leg – the latter half, where her hoof would have been.
Despite the intricately sewn patterns in front of her, the sight made Fluttershy cringe.
“Do you not like it? I tried my best to make it look as lovely as possible to accentuate – er, to distract from – to make it bring out how wonderful you look.” Again, Rarity’s every sentence was laden like a minefield with potential hazards, stripping her dialogue of its normally austere eloquence. Tip-toeing around the situation was… difficult.
Fluttershy shook her head in response to the question in an attempt to allay her friends obvious worries – as concerned as Rarity was with defusing the awkwardness of the situation, Fluttershy couldn’t let her friend think for a moment that she didn’t appreciate her work, even if…

>>29892127
well it's a two dimensional circle in the sky

No more talk about how great of a wife Applejack would be. I am already too ashamed of having one "waifu". I don't need another.

>>29892150
Just remember that applejack sucks

>>29892065
That's a good point, I am not a morning person at all so that's a deal breaker. Picking apples and lugging them around is fine, but no way in hell I'm getting up early to do it.

So what pony is probably the most tolerant of sleeping in and staying up late? Aside from Luna of course, who is probably full-on nocturnal.

>>29892135

That's the one. HNNNNG.

darp

Twilight and applejack would make good wives. they're kind and undersatanding.
Pinkie would make an okay wife. you might not be able to keep her entertained.
Rainbow dash would make a shit wife unless you could keep up with her. Not many people can.
Fluttershy is a passive aggressive cunt that would make you feel like trash at every turn, killing you with a smile.
Rarity would always have to have her way. she would wear the pants. how soon you accept this determines the relationship

>>29892160

hey, shut up, Gilda Sucks all the dicks

>>29892139
“Oh, no, it’s wonderful Rarity. The uh… the sun was just in my eyes a little, I’m sorry.”
The sentence passed followed by a moment of silence, before Rarity’s face broke into a smile, apparently deciding to take Fluttershy’s words at face value, rather than dredging the obvious undercurrent of the conversation to the surface.
“Oh, no need to apologize dear. I’m glad you like it. Are you alright to get home by yourself?”
Fluttershy lowered her leg, the absence of hoof on floor echoing in her mind louder than the noise itself ever could have. It felt… different, still. Not having… it took some getting used to.
The thought was enough to provoke the tiniest welling of tears in the corner of her eyes. She turned her head downward, hiding her face in the hopes that Rarity wouldn’t think to inquire further before she left.
“Yes, of course. Thank you again Rarity, I do appreciate your help.”
Fluttershy delivered her gratitude to the floor of the Carousel Boutique as Rarity looked on, her face alight with a slight twinge of concern, but eventually washing over with another genuine smile. Even if Fluttershy was distressed… sometimes it was best to leave these things alone, until enough time had passed. Rarity was well aware she had already prodded at the subject enough with her accidental ramblings.
“Not at all dear, I’m always happy to help one of my closest friends in their hour of need. If you have need of anything else, do give me a call, you understand?”
Rarity walked with her friend towards the door of the shop, nudging it open with a glow of her horn as Fluttershy timidly poked her head outside into the bright afternoon sunlight, face still downcast and examining the ground, as if there was nothing more interesting in the world at the moment.

>>29892150
>considered more than one waifu
I don't think you know what waifu means. They'd slap your shit on /a/ for talking like that.

>>29892135
I hate to comment on that, but Fluttershy was shown to be far more loud / open when she does something she enjoys or is caught in the moment. She's downright annoying in Episode 1 when she pursues Twilight because of Spike; she cheers very loudly in Sonic Rainboom. She's shy, not cold.

>>29892168

In one of these threads somebody compared Dash to a cat, saying that she is dedicated to laziness. I mean, remember in Bridle Gossip where they say that "Maybe she got up early for once."

Yeah, I bet Dash sleeps in.

>>29892188
“I will, Rarity, thank you.” Fluttershy brought her eyes upward to meet Rarity’s, blinking away the remnants of her body’s attempted tears. She smiled as brightly as she could muster, before turning away and beginning the walk home.
The very awkward walk home.
Getting from place to place was still something that Fluttershy was struggling with. Ponies were designed with four legs in mind for a reason – anything less was unpractical. The absence of her hoof was noticeable more than ever when walking anywhere. At first she had been unsure of how to traverse the distance between point A and point B – an awkward half-hop on every other step had proven the simplest way to maintain mobility. After a while, she had noticed a quick flap of her right wing at the point of her equilibrium shift did the trick almost as well as a fully intact foreleg, and she had adopted it going forward, now giving a tiny flutter of her wing in place of the contact between hoof and ground. It worked, for the most part, but the oddity of the self-transportation did draw some unnecessary attention. Fluttershy did not like attention.
She kept her gaze downward the entire journey home, making her way there as fast possible while avoiding eye contact with any passerby – if she didn’t see them, it was easy enough to pretend that they could say the same of her – and, while the leg-cover Rarity had done up was indeed beautiful, Fluttershy found herself cursing it silently as she hobbled back to her cottage – as per the seamstress’s usual style, the piece was positively garish – normally excellent for a fashion statement designed to draw attention, but reprehensible for someone like Fluttershy, who now more than ever wished she could fade into the background of the world, unnoticed by everyone.

>>29892082

I'd be entirely okay with it if it had super-awesome action commands like in Paper Mario or the Mario & Luigi series.

>>29892160

Hey you.

Yeah, you.

I don't like you.

>>29892150
Yeah, wait what, when did it become ok to have a waifu, some lonly sad people out here huh, oh well.

>>29892180
I'd watch the shit out of this if they were human like that. But then it'd just be My Little Girls and it'd somehow be even creepier for adult men to watch it.

>>29892135
>condoms
>fantasy sex

WHY

Might as well imagine being a dashing treasure hunter and then focus on filing proper tax forms regarding your loot.

"Rather melodramatic, if you ask me" said Celestia, as she descended from the heavens.

>>29892205
Angel was waiting for her when she arrived home – the tiny bunny, uncharacteristically helpful since… then, had opened the door upon her arrival, ushering the downcast yellow pegasus inside to a waiting homestead. The sunlight had brightened the living room downstairs, illuminating the tiny dust motes floating through the air as it beamed through the window, collecting in a bright circle on the wooden floor. Fluttershy sighed to herself as she made her way to the couch, basking briefly in the warming glow before collapsing onto the pillow-laden upholstery. Only a minute after sitting, she found herself staring again, at the garish white cover at the end of her leg in place of a hoof.
Angel had been there when it happened.
Maybe that explained his attitude. Maybe he felt guilty.
He had been there when Fluttershy learned that kindness was not always the best course of action.

Two weeks ago, the timid pegasus and her bristly white bunny companion had been out for a walk in the forest nearby, when they had encountered a figure very out of place on their peaceful hiking trail – a giant frame blocking the path between them and the pond that marked the mid-point of their constitutional.
Fluttershy had approached with her usual cheerful optimism.
The figure had responded poorly. Rising upwards to reveal a black coat and menacing visage filled with rows of sharp pointy teeth, its rebuttal to Fluttershy’s gentle request for relocation had been a fearsome growl.
Still undaunted, the kindly pegasus had cooed sympathetically at the monstrous creature before extending her leg forward in a gesture of friendship, mimicking the customary hoof-shake familiar to all ponies and many other species besides.
Evidently, the animal in question was not acquainted with the notion of a friendly hoof-shake.

>>29892103
Done.

Hit me again.

>Find some sticky notes
>A WHOLE BUNCH OF EM

Oh shit son, what should I draw on these amazing little buggers? Will post results.

>>29892224
It had taken a minute for Fluttershy’s smile to crack as she withdrew her foreleg, wide-eyed in shock at the sensation she had just experience. Most pain took a moment to fully register – and so, she had stared in disbelief at the sight in front of her, eyes tracing down her leg to the section where, moments before, a bright yellow hoof had been firmly in place.
The creature seemed to grin back as it shifted the red and yellow flesh between its teeth, tongue prodding the lump of muscle and bone back and forth, like a gruesome child playing with their food during dinner time.
The gulp as it swallowed echoed louder than any sound Fluttershy could remember.
She had flown then, screaming and shaking her limb frantically, blood splattering the forest ground around her as she shrieked and flailed. The pattern on the grass left behind her was a simple curved streak, the semi-circle of an upside down smile, or the arc of her flight path as she took off, streaking into the sky with a trail of blood behind her.
Angel had followed suit, scampering as fast as his tiny white feet would take him, in pursuit of the screaming yellow pegasus, now minus one hoof, and a fraction of her limb besides.
The town nurse had been horrified – firstly, amazed that Fluttershy had escaped from a creature capable of such a display of brutality, but even more at the severity of the injury she was cased to examine – pony’s came to her with nicks and scratches, the occasional sprained limb after a flying accident, but nothing like this.
She had been speechless.
And Fluttershy had wept and wept, staring ever downward the bleeding stub her kindness had left her with.
And where was she now?

Dragon Twilight is best Twilight.
Even Spike agrees.

>>29892211

I never said it was okay, but that I was ashamed to have one at all. I really need to get laid.

>>29892228
In the quiet of her living room, Fluttershy found herself tracing the ornate white lace at the end of her limb with her opposite leg – the material felt soft under her touch. Normally a pleasant sensation.
Right now, it only served to remind her of what she did not feel. The stiffness of her hoof where it had been, the natural end to her leg.
She closed her eyes, and saw the grin of the creature staring at her from the darkness. Pointed teeth intertwining, each pearlescent fang dripping with a tiny river of crimson.
The hollow stare of its eyes into her own, yellow orbs that dove into the depths of her soul.
As if to say, ‘This is what kindness has brought you.’
The fabric was soft on her cheeks as she dried them, dampening with the tears that poured in steady streams down her face.
Kindness indeed.

>>29892139
>>29892188
>>29892205
>>29892224
>>29892228
>>29892240
Oh dear.

>>29892180
I would tend to say that Pinkie Pie is more of the "you can't keep up with her" type than Dash. I'm relentlessly energetic and can be pretty oblivious at times, so I probably deserve to be stuck with Pinkie Pie, she's just not a realistic personality. Toned down a bit, she would be. Applejack and Twilight both come across as incredibly believable personalities, no tweaks or toning-down needed, so I feel that's more what you're getting at

>>29892104

People are really dropping the ball here on their image posts.

>>29892211
Purest form of love.

>>29892234
What ever gets you threw the lonlyness.
Just remember dreamers only dream and never do.
Also don't let it turn you into chrischan.

>>29892211
>Yeah, wait what, when did it become ok to have a waifu, some lonly sad people out here huh, oh well.
For 99% of people it's still a tongue-in-cheek concept. Thankfully that's the prevailing use of the term on /co/. But for all of /jp/, half of /g/, and god-knows-how-many-other boards... you really don't want to know. It's like MLM. You want to think they're all trolls, but you'd be wrong.

>>29892278
I think Chris-chan's bigger problem is severe autism. And dreamers *do* do, of course they do. If it weren't for dreamers, we'd still be living in caves, in tribes and dancing around campfires like modern day Africans.

>You will never greet the dawn waking up to a Twilight who is still reading.

>>29892139
>>29892188
>>29892205
>>29892224
>>29892228
>>29892240
After a story like this I just had to draw fanart.

THERE! sorry it took so long
it was my first time coloring discord
and i had a bad reference
and other hangups
so yeah
bye

>>29892315

She never asked for this. She never asked to be shown how pony she was... or how much more she could be.

>>29892225
Soarin', I guess?

>>29892315
Not sure how to feel about that.

thanks?

>>29892298
>For 99% of people it's still a tongue-in-cheek concept. Thankfully that's the prevailing use of the term on /co/
You're saying that in a thread of grown men talking about which pony from a little girls' cartoon is most suitable for them.

>>29892326

Oooo, very nice. I like.

>>29892234
Contrary to what you may have heard, getting laid doesn't really change much. Personally I'm just as disposed to impossible fantasies now as I was before.

>>29892315
>I want you to listen to me very carefully...
...If you want too, that is...

>>29892356
The day I did the deed know as the horizontal mambo, I only became more depraved in my fetishes.

>>29892326
That's pretty good. Still don't care for his design overall but you rendered it most excellently.

>you will never be drowned in rarity's horse semen

>>29892356
>>29892382
Doing it once or twice doesn't really change anything. It's when it becomes a normal part of life, as taken for granted as eating or sleeping. i.e. when you grow up and become an adult rather than a teenager or a manchild.

Decided to colour it in

>>29892337
Not everyone was into that conversation, sure as hell i wasn't, but i remember a time when people shunned anyone who used that word.
I really don't really care if people are into it, but part of me finds it off putting, what can you do.
Hell i still find porn of MLP off putting, it's like being a fan of something then turning around and defacing it, i don't get it.
But thats the net, best you can do is just try to enjoy the little good things here and there, and that goes for anything not just MLP.

>>29892337
>You're saying that in a thread of grown men talking about which pony from a little girls' cartoon is most suitable for them.
If you think that /co/ pony threads are depraved in the slightest, go spend some quality time on /jp/. You will feel much better about yourself afterward. At least people here read things that sometimes have injections of balanced emotion, and will often debate the merits of the range of storytelling that they find. Or hell, even when things do veer off-topic, at their worst (e.g. representation of girls in comics discussion), you still get more sane views in a single thread than you will see in a month on /jp/.

>>29892356

It worked for me. I'm currently in a two year dry spell with no end in sight.

Not to mention I've never fantasied about something like... well, ponies before. And I am pretty sure it is the personality I am attracted to, as both humanized and well... pony porn do it for me now.

>>29892402
>Implying I've only done it once or twice

Cool story bro

>>29892402
abstaining makes you a manchild, eh?

>>29892402
Was in a relationship (sex included) for 3 years. That was... 4 years ago? Still a manchild.

>>29892418
>Hell i still find porn of MLP off putting, it's like being a fan of something then turning around and defacing it, i don't get it.
Brofist.jpg

>>29892421

I've seen some really good shipping discussions here in pony threads. I mean, they were intelligent, they talked about how each pony would do in a romantic relationship with eachother, why certain ones wouldn't work, etc. It was refreshing.

>>29892417
Hey
I think I made that request
looks really nice

>>29892418
>it's like being a fan of something then turning around and defacing it
Only if you take sex and its depiction to be an insult.

>>29892468
Hmmm. I actually thought about it. I guess it's a bad thing, in a way. Average 34 is more like porn though; no explanation given (or needed).

So are we gonna talk about how Twist is gonna be a heart breaker when she grows up?

>>29892418

>Hell i still find porn of MLP off putting, it's like being a fan of something then turning around and defacing it, i don't get it.

Ah, I remember those days. It was better times...

>>29892423
>And I am pretty sure it is the personality I am attracted to, as both humanized
I really don't see why people take it as surprising or strange that you'll garner arousal if you grant something a personality, or give it recognizably feminine physical traits (e.g. even the more furry-leaning humanized stuff). We evolved to see ALL SORTS of bullshit in a personified manner even when its something like a rock formation on mars [1]. It's no different if you see something shaped like a pair of tits and, lo and behold, your brain reacts as if you were looking at tits.

tl;dr: I agree it'd be more healthy to have a real person as a sexual outlet, but being bothered by the fact that you are good at pattern recognition, and that it sometimes hooks into your sex drive, isn't something to be too concerned about. If you still see a girl a low cut top or short shorts on the street and internally say "Bueno", you're fine.
Don't stress about the particular object of your outlet. That's just your body doing right by itself. Instead, solve the root problem: That you need a secondary, non-living sexual outlet in the first place.

[1] - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cydonia_%28region_of_Mars%29

>>29892491
>implying she isn't one now
Get in here, Faceless-sama.

>>29892468
Hey i really like your mom i think shes cool, I'm going to draw her naked getting drilled by a thousand dicks.
Then I'm going to draw her with a penis, that's right a penis i know shes a female but you know what? fuck you that's what!
Also SCAT!

>>29892502
the difference I suppose being that cartoons are not real people

>>29892495
>human twilight with a horn
NOPE

>Friends link me this image
>We all know who's OC that is
>Twilight doesnt even represent twilight, shes a stand in for another one of our friends
FUCK THIS GAY EARTH
Whats the best way to kill yourself and get to Equestria?

>>29892468
Kinda. It's like a mockery

>>29892495

> If you still see a girl a low cut top or short shorts on the street and internally say "Bueno", you're fine.

I am far less worried about myself now. Thanks.

>>29892496
>>29892491
Twist is the worst pony in the show. I'm glad they stopped having her in episodes, and that she only has a fringe fanbase. Fuck this shit, I'm going to sleep.

Also, I've finally realized who my fav pony is; Pinkie Pie.

>>29892523
Nothing wrong with parody.

>>29892402
So let's say I'm settled down and married long enough for it to be old hat and I still am inclined to all sorts of flights of sexual fantasies- I just still managed to stay a manchild right? In other words, I can either see that you're right or remain wrong until I quit being flawed and realize your obvious infallible rightness, there is no outcome in which you can be wrong.

Pretty cool no-win scenario you laid out there. We're all right if we just decide there's no way in which we can legitimately be proven wrong. Really, it's the self-fulfilling logic you're utilizing I find far more offensive than the insult.

>>29892522
that's a Kloudmutt and it was done before that person showed theirs

>>29892534
>I'm glad they stopped having her in episodes
She showed up in the most recent episode, so I don't know how you can say that.

>>29892496

Nah, she's the adorable yet not sexual little red-headed girl. But when she grows up, damn.

>>29892333
Alright, boredom sated. I'd be willing to do more if anyone actually wanted them though.

>>29892544

Well, I fucked that up, let me fix it:

C

A full letter was deducted for abuse of the ellipsis. Within dialogue it can be begrudgingly accepted, but in narration it's inexcusable. Personal pet peeve, feel free to argue otherwise or think I'm an idiot.

Points were deducted for...

Being verbose to the point of fault or redundancy:

>Fluttershy’s voice was even meeker than usual
>After all, what Fluttershy needed most right now was to feel good about herself…
>face still downcast and examining the ground, as if there was nothing more interesting in the world at the moment.

Telling, not showing:

>what Fluttershy needed most right now was to feel good about herself
>It felt… different, still. Not having… it took some getting used to.
>The absence of her hoof was noticeable more than ever when walking anywhere.

And various grammatical errors.

Overall enjoyable, most errors would be cleared up in the process of creating the second draft and those that would not stem from an obvious want to keep the story short. My advice would be to work on saying more with less, you show strength in your descriptions but have a bad tendency of falling back on explanations as shortcuts.

There was more, but I wasn't taking notes during my initial read through, and for the sake of full disclosure this evening's bottle of chardonnay has mysteriously become empty.

>>29892543
These were done last season.

>>29892515
nothing is real. the things you like are the things you like

>>29892547

Try Fluttershy with a super manly hairdo.

>>29892556
If she's in the most recent episode (REGARDLESS of season) how can you possibly posit that she's stopped showing up?

>>29892515
Cartoons are more real then you or me, the impact they have is timeless. Bugs Bunny will be remembered and revised over and over again when the rest of us here will be dead and forgotten.

>>29892543
I'm asleep now, so your point fell on deaf ears.

Oh, I didn't notice. Well she still is the worst, in my opinion, and nothing can be done to change it

I think for twist to be hot in any way, she's have to get a motherfucking straightening iron, a voice change, and become a human

>>29892570
>Cartoons are more real then you or me, the impact they have is timeless.
Okay, I see we're intentionally avoiding the point to drag out the argument as long as possible.

So in light of that, how about some requests instead?

>>29892538
>So let's say I'm settled down and married long enough for it to be old hat and I still am inclined to all sorts of flights of sexual fantasies- I just still managed to stay a manchild right?
I didn't really see the post you are responding to as being THAT much of an affront. However, without disrespect to the other Anon, I will back you up and say that there's nothing wrong with fantasies. There is definitely room for them in a healthy couple's sex life, unless you're both hiding them from each other and letting it get to you, or something of that nature.

>>29892515
Hey, not everyone can be as cool and mature is you. I'm not even being ironic here.

>>29892564
>implying celestia's hair obeys the laws of gravity

>>29892553
"Grammatical errors" were likely a stylistic choice, and I'm not saying that as a cop out - intentionally fragmented narration or unorthodox sentence structures are something I try to use to communicate the emotion of the story in question.

That said... dang. C?

Feels bad, man.

Oh well, back to working on something else.

>>29892240
Getting a bit purple there, bub.

>>29892423
>>29892528

Look at the bright side. You are atleast Waifufagging a main character, as opposed to one who showed up for a few seconds. You are attracted to her personality, not the one that fanon or your personal head canon has created for her.

>>29892590
>You will never be DJ equipment.

>>29892580
Discord giving Bon Bon hands instead of Lyra

>>29892589
Sometimes the eloquence of description warrants verbosity. I find creative word choice more beautiful in some instances than straightforward communication; less isn't always more.

That said... sorry.

>>29892605
WHY

>>29892491

Holy shit. I kinda want a time-travel episode where they go the future now, just so that Twist becoming a stone cold fox is made canon.

>>29892606
>Discord giving Bon Bon hands instead of Lyra
youfuckingbastard.jpg

>>29892606
Oh boy is that gonna backfire.

>>29892580
Was just trying to make a point, wasn't arguing but it was better then most things we talk about.
>Request
Apple Jack looking disappointed.

>>29892590
Every one of those Tumblrs has devolved into the identical brand of attempted subtle sexuality.
Every single one!
It's because everyone that has a Tumblr is a raging faggot.

>>29892618
dont worry anon. you can be my DJ equipment
nonsexually of course

>>29892619
Time travel episode
Mind-swap episode
Gender-swap episode

So many countless cartoons do these.
Imagine what would happen if MLP did them.

>>29892590
that pony with a few seconds had an occupation and an attitude, I don't have a personality for her and I don't think anyone does. I just hope she shows again

>>29892635
I think they could pull it off.
COULD pull it off.
I'd rather they didn't try, though.

>>29892589
>Getting a bit purple there, bub.
What does it mean to be 'purple'? Is it a general term or something more culture-specific, perhaps to modern times/internet/4chan? I ask because I'm not someone who is often involved with literary criticism, and always better to know.

>>29892588

As was said, misuse of the ellipsis is a pet peeve. I gave you a B, I just converted it to a C because I'm allowed to grade based on personal preferences, no matter how inane.

As for the fragmented or untrustworthy narration, that's hard to do in a short story. I appreciate and respect your interest in exploring unorthodox ways to convey emotion, but the narrator needs to be better developed for it to work. Or not, some of the greatest works in English have utterly ignored its "rules." Experimentation is to be admired.

>>29892629
Hey, be fair, now. There's also the completely unsubtle ones.

>>29892649
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Purple_prose

>>29892567
Because you asked nicely.

>>29892649
From Wikipedia;

>Purple prose is a term of literary criticism used to describe passages, or sometimes entire literary works, written in prose so extravagant, ornate, or flowery as to break the flow and draw attention to itself. Purple prose is sensually evocative beyond the requirements of its context. It also refers to writing that employs certain rhetorical effects such as exaggerated sentiment or pathos in an attempt to manipulate a reader's response.

>>29892635
if they do a body swap episode, i hope it involves the ponies keeping their original voices and just adopting the personalities and mannerisms of the others

>>29892635

Given the track record so far, I'd have to say they would probably be done pretty well.

>>29892629
All roads lead to sex. You can try to fight it, but you won't win.

>>29892666
Even though I've written a grand total of one thing, I can tell that's my biggest problem.

>>29892662
>>29892666
Awesome. Thanks for helping me learn.

>>29892657
Insofar as I'm aware the strictest intended use of the ellipses is to portray the omission of a completed thought when used in a quotation, yes?

Either way, anything below an A is a personal failure, but I appreciate the feedback, nice to have someone reading people's literary output. Usually it's just me, and I don't have nearly as intense a rating system as you seem to be brandishing.

>>29892666
Like Satan linked.


The reader is too stupid to realize what it happening, so i need to ass some pop up imagery onto this shit, let that motherfucker pull a tab and watch shit HAPPEN.

Only you are doing a children s book thing in something meant to be serious.

>>29892682

No, with due respect your problem is that you've written one thing. Write, write a lot. Then write some more. Only at that point will you be able to begin to analyze your own writing style.

>>29892671
AJ as RD
Pinkie as Rarity
Fluttershy as Twilight

>>29892666
I do this all the time. Should I feel bad?

>>29892680
But it's all exactly the same!
All the 'popular' ones I've seen have a panel with the pony licking or kissing something in profile and looking sensually towards the 'camera'. Not to mention the retarded as fuck exclusive to to cheeks blush.
Get some fucking originality!

>>29892693
I don't have the patience for writing. I prefer drawing.
I'd rather refine my ability to portray emotion through art than through writing. Mostly because it takes less effort.

>>29892697

No matter how many times I see this image, I never get tired of it.

>>29892697
Applebloom as Diamond Tiara.
Sweetie Belle as Silver Spoon.
Scootaloo as having nothing to body swap with.

>>29892713
Some think it the other way.

>>29892713
And elicits better feedback besides.

>>29892705
Go do it better yourself. Or don't read them. You've got the right to be a critic, but just sayin' that you are on the internet, after all.

>>29892671
>Fluttershy and Pinkie Pie switch bodies
>Andrea Liebman's face when she has do Pinkie talking like Fluttershy and vice versa

>>29892665

Hahahahaha. That is hilarious. Thank you!

>>29892690

>Insofar as I'm aware the strictest intended use of the ellipses is to portray the omission of a completed thought when used in a quotation, yes?

The ellipsis's express use, in simplest terms, is to show that information was omitted. It is now, however, commonly used to denote a pause in dialogue. I don't personally agree with this usage when we have a swath of punctuation and literary techniques that better serve this role, but I am perhaps fighting fruitlessly against the evolution of language.

All that said, it really doesn't belong in narration. I think, correct me if I'm wrong, you wanted the narrator to be something of a character. If this is the case you have to remember that we do not write dialogue the way people actually speak, the "uhms" and "aahs" are omitted along with the pauses and repetitions.

>anything below an A is a personal failure

No first draft has ever deserved an A.

>>29892719
I find it hard to ever use this one, expect the time we all started talking about music in the 80's... and everyone was alright and not complaining about it.
I wonder how many of the anons i knew are still here and still anon.

>>29892733
>Go do it better yourself.

Logical fallacy.

>>29892617
Your command of vocabulary is admirable. You'll make better use of it by paring your sentences down to one or two choice modifiers rather than dumping them all on.
Not >>29892589 btw.

>>29892580
scootaloo in dash's body. dash in scootaloo's body. "magic"

>>29892580
Braeburn, Big Mac, and Caramel. The rest I leave in your capable hands.

>>29892758
Chill. I'm not making an airtight, debate-worthy argument.
He had a complaint and I'm just laying out some options, bro.
I even told him he's free to judge and not do anything.

>>29892748
>No first draft has ever deserved an A
Then maybe you need to reevaluate the standards of your criteria. Keep in mind the qualifier here is 'flash fiction written in a single pass with intent to convey the essence of an idea without faltering', and not a great deal more. As long as the rubric of judgement considers that the first draft is, likely in this case, the ONLY draft, then the established grade earned should perhaps reflect that fact.

Anyway. Semantics, more time better spent writing. Againn, I appreciate the evaluation.

>>29892733
>Point out a glaring fault in something.
>"IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT. DON'T LOOK AT IT!"
>"LOL, I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU DO BETTER!"
Typical teenager response. Whether it is the internet or not, those Tumblrs are abysmally repetitive and unoriginal. If something is bad, I will not just say why it's bad. I will point out what is bad. It is wise to take constructive criticism.
Why, just the other day I stumbled across a Rarity one which is nothing but CT's Pinkie and Scoots Tumblr with Rarity in place of Pinkie. Absolutely, 100% rinse and repeat...

>>29892803
> I will not just say why it's bad. I will point out what is bad.
wut
I meant to say "I will not just say it's bad, I will point out why it is bad and what's wrong with it."

>>29892801
And then, suddenly, Nyx fapfiction.

I wonder if pursuit of improvement is worthwhile, when we already have the pinaccle of literature available to us.

>>29892758
feel better about your shortcomings then, it isn't like you can try to improve them or anything. never mind read a whole sentence

>>29892803
I think you, much like >>29892758, took my response a lot more seriously than I meant it. Sorry to have awoken your inner demons or whatever. I even agree with you, and I'm not defending them, but I just never found the quality of a tumblr page to be something worth commenting on and it surprised me that anyone did.

>>29892789

I don't believe standards of evaluation should be modified based on external circumstances. I recognize fully the constraints you placed upon yourself in writing this and I don't fault you for them, but I was evaluating the writing alone.

It is perhaps relevant to note that I am a firm believer in the "death of the author" idea.

>>29892835
I find the fault in anything.
If it's posted somewhere I can see it, I will pick it to pieces.
It's just what I do.

>>29892803
CT has a lot of imitators. I don't really understand why so many people want to copy that style in particular. It can look pretty but the emotional tone is always flat.

>>29892789
Dude. You've gotten a lot of thoughtful feedback, and none of it was contained in that one little letter. The grade you got doesn't matter. Chill out.

>>29892705
This is actually a legit complaint. Pony should be licking PONY, not miscellaneous objects. I wonder if these tumblrfags even watch the show?

>>29892851
I just like how he colors

>>29892852
I didn't think I was un-chill, sorry if I seemed so. Maybe I'm holding myself to unrealistic standards. In any case, all the critique has been greatly appreciated. I know it's presumptuous to assume than anything cobbled together in the space of minutes could be deserving of any amount of praise, but what else do we have to hope for if not the approval of our peers?

>>29892851
CT's colouring skill is Godly, but his subject matter and his creativity are pretty awful.
>Oh, look! It's Pinkie Pie. Only she isn't Pinkie Pie, she's her Schizophrenic alter ego PINKAMINA DIANE PIE! She rapes ponies before she kills them and then eats the bodies! EVERY DAY! IN EXACTLY THE SAME FASHION! Isn't my take on this character so deep and dark and edgy! I understand psychological diseases perfectly. They all mean the same thing! That you hear voices telling you to kill things and you're always depressed! And your eyes bleed when you get sad!

Talent wasted is so infuriating.

>>29892878
>Pinkie Pie socks

>>29892851
They see that it's popular and want to make their own spin on it so they can get their own internet groupies. It's a shame, I'm sure at least a few of them could have come up with something better than generic sexy or generic grimdark if they'd tried.

>>29892878
Copying his coloring is one thing, but I see people specifically attempting to copy his bug-eyed , floppy-eared, "facing forward but not looking at the viewer" style.

I might just make a chart or something.

>>29892878

>filename

>>29892909
We already saw. Honestly, it'd be a nice pic if it weren't for that hickory smoked horse butthole. Balls are fine.

>>29892931
>Hickory smoked horse butthole
why did I laugh so hard?

>>29892909
Ah, beautiful.
I feel like I can sleep peacefully now.

>>29892931

I'd have to say the artist deserves a GOOD.

HOT.

DICKING.

>>29892907
Judging by their overwhelming popularity in both fanart and fanfiction, I'd guess no.

Suddenly sad pony's.

>>29892919
Crooked's on top. Imitators below.

That one pose.

>>29892888
If your standard is that everyone will instantly love all your work, then yes, that's unrealistic. None of us are ungrateful that you're writing for us, you certainly have our approval, but speaking personally, I'd much rather see what you write next than watch you argue with random anons about the letter grades they assigned you.

>>29892978
besides cute, sexy, and dark I can't really think of what to do with ponies. Action and fighting?

>>29893017
>arguing
I don't understand where this perceived hostility is coming from. If anything I'm sobered by it, but I didn't think I was being petty or impetuous at all. I didn't protest the 'grade', just noted that having creative output reduced to a substandard overall mark is humbling.

Again, not meaning to take up unnecessary space with debate on the semantics of literary evaluation. I'll get back to work, and thanks for your thoughts.

>>29893028
Beards.

QUICK GIVE ME SOME PINKIEDASH PICTURES!

>>29893074
you'll tire of it and bitch about it in no time

>>29893084

what the actual fuck.

>>29893090

STOP YELLING AT ME IT HURTS MY FEELINGS.

Has anDyone noticed yet? All this talk of admiring each pony's traits for that which you look for in a woman is no different than teen girls and their Edward Cullen. Except that the pony/male version is weirder. Does this explain why MLP is so much popular in males?

>>29893042
agreed. they should all draw asses

>>29893084
Post this on /v/. They'll hate you forever.

>>29893110
I don't think that's a just comparison at all.

Here, have a pony.

>>29893084
>Hoof of NOD

>>29893123
I'll do if I'll find a good (and by good I mean bad) enough thread.

>>29893110
Except ponies have more realistic personalities. And there is no Mary Sue reader/watcher self-insert.

>>29893123

>>29893040
That's why I was suggesting you not pay attention to it at all. Although I have to admit I don't entirely understand the distinction.
Sorry for coming across so hostile before. I don't think you're any of those things.

>>29893090

>>29893115
I don't know what you're getting at, but you know it is possible to be inspired by someone else's work while still making your own creative contributions.

>>29893147
>>29893147
>>29893147
>>29893147
>>29893147

New thread.

>>29893110
What? I didn't think Edward Cullen had any personality besides being a fucking predator, I didn't know girls did that

>>2989320

Yeah, he does more than stalking, lol. But I don't mean to turn this into a twilight discussion. after having looked into it, edward cullen is just an iconic figure of what many females want in a male, much like our ponies are to us. and none of them will EVER exist. Anyway, it's just a thought.