somebody say sweatervests?

Vote for me for mayor of Parma!

Sweatervests? Shiiiiiit nigga.
Those are fly as hell.

>>29887262
that arm is way too skinny..

Seems legit.

I want Dash in one like in Romance Reports

>>29886664
I'm not a big fan of Sweatervests.

They're okay, but just not my thing.

>>29888644
You mean you don't like women who looks like they were Auschwitz victims?

Can have this too.

I want to jazz up this background before I call this finished. What do?

>>29886664

/r/ Doug Funnie as a pony

You know now that it's been established that Celestia and Luna were at least not the first Creator gods; that could lead to them having had non-alicorn family which in turn could explain how they're related to Blueblood by a very thin bloodline of some relative of Celestia and Luna who was possibly still just a unicorn.

>>29888677

What if Discord wore a Sweatervest?

Fuck it, I'm drawing that shit. Right now.

http://www.discodiscord.com/?video=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DwavpWRK6IX8&bpm=12
0

>>29888686

Have the crowd throwing roses or somethin

>>29888693
jesus christ make this happen

>>29888677
The thumbnail looks seductive as fuck.

>>29888677
That's adorable.

>>29888677
FLUFFFYYY

>>29888665
i prefer them well fed and less tortured

>>29888504
While you do a good job of answering my hypotheticals, you gotta come up with something for me to work on.

A question for you, but remember to leave on for me. Why is their military so weak/small in the first place?


>>29888543
Explain further. Who is this unicorn and why does it have that file name, and what does it have to do with the Aquabats.

>>29886879
>>29886790
There is a larger, more updated version Squeak.

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/28501521/1315635128070.jpg

How are you?

Oh, and inb4

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/28501521/FUCK%20YOU%20MARKER.wav

>class at 4PM
>takes an hour:30 Min to get there
>2:10Am now
>all I hear
>POOTISPOOTISPOOTISPOOTISPOOTISPOOTISPOOTISPOOTISPOOTIS

I should go to bed, but people may need some things, and quite frankly, those damn voices from those airplanes are making me crazy.

Every second blue moon I hear 3-5 seconds of tramisions, and every time, I'm off guard and it takes 10 seconds just to get in Minecraft and start up FRAPS to record.

Fuck it, I'll go to bed. Maybe I can get ideas in my sleep, inspiration for my story.

>>29888756
I like my partners like this.

http://www.discodiscord.com/v/CipTw1QGJSI/173.72

>>29888719
http://www.discodiscord.com/v/wavpWRK6IX8/124.91

>>29888763
Small country size, most likely. They are the Japan-alikes, so that means they basically live in either a small area or one with poor mineral reserves, like an island or archipelago.
Would this mean they have a navy of some sort, or mass air transport?

>>29888784
You are small time. /b/'s BRAIN has you beat.

>>29887262
>>29887329
people seem to love putting human twilight in sweater vests for some reason.
Not that I'm complaining or find it inappropriate.

On a related note, I've always wondered why Twilight doesn't need glasses, given how much reading she does, especially reading by dim light. Let's not forget the magical light that often ends up projecting out from behind her eyes.
Yes, I know, it's probably magic.

>>29888798

>>29888801
No.

Her vision is augmented.

>>29888785
Me gusta.

>>29888763
The Aquabats' new cartoon on the Hub had a preview at ComicCon. Pictured is Susan, queen of a magical land where monsters play and romp in friendship and joy. She resembles Lauren's ponysona.

>>29888693
Hmm, what's his cutiemark? The quailman logo?

What do YOU think the elements of harmony were? Were they're there since the dawn of time? Were they're conductors of the harmonic energy that resides within the hearts of the ponies of Equestria? What will happen when the Power of Love come into play?

I'm asking you this off of what you observed so far.

>>29888798

How does that even work?

>>29888598

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQGCen355Ns&feature=related

>>29888665
C'mon, son. Everyone knows Twilight has some pudge. She spent a good portion of her life doing nothing but sitting and reading.

>Want to wear a sweater vest
>Know i'll look like one of those rich faggot douche bags that go to country clubs every weekend

>>29888850
Elementary.

He's a skeleton.

>>29888801
She doesn't need glasses because fucking magic.

She wears a sweater vest because she's a nerd. I think she looks adorable in one anyway, as long as she wears a skirt with it rather than pants.

Fluttershy has a turtleneck for HNNNNNGGG

>>29888798
Still too fat

Southpark decides to make fun of the MLP fanbase.


What is the summary of the episode?

>>29888842

That, or his journal.

Or a sweatervest

>>29888801
>thinks dim light causes presbyopia

>>29888770

Holy...stuff....

This map is ridiculously awesome.

I'm well, trying to put the finishing touches on the next Gaia chapter, along with all the other fics I have running.
Oh and by popular demand, there may be more Caralight chapters if I have time later next week.

You uckers are missing out.

>Dan the rock X dan the rock

>>29888896
shit
shit
shit
kenny dies
shit
shit

>>29888763
A. There's is no military, only guards. Equestria a peaceful world, with only the Elements of Harmony to protect them.

B. She's from that cartoon of the Aquabats Super Show Pilot.

http://www.discodiscord.com/?video=http%3A%2F%2Fyoutu.be%2FeAojnxqn2T8&bpm=100.68
Someone must remaster this.

>>29888894
But he has flexibly.

>>29888902
Nice!

>>29888896
Suicide inducing jokes.

>>29888896

Fart jokes, Kenny dies and some poop jokes.

>Dan X Le Flour

>>29888896
Except for headline news items, South Park reacts to cultural phenomena at a glacial pace.

>Dan the rock bathing

Holy shit fuckers, the captcha is hard to type.

>>29888894
I think I've got someone who should be more to your liking

http://www.discodiscord.com/v/RiVZynHSgJI/110

fits surprisingly well

>>29888892
Fluttershy in most anything is death-inducing.

>>29888951
I think he said somewhere between 85-120

>>29888953

Duuuuuuuude.

> Dan the rock with cool glasses and a jacket

http://sibsy.deviantart.com/art/MLP-Board-Sample-259543591

Holy shit! has everyone seen this?

>>29888943
So Dan is the real father in Preggity, right?

Will the protagonist freak out when Rarity delivers a rock?

>>29888953
I like where this is going.

>>29888966
hopy shit, how tall was he? I'm guessing about 6'1?

>>29888843
before their ultimate harvesting, the EoH were free form lines of energy that circled and shaped the planet. as nature progressed there was no such thing as good or bad, there was only those who survived and those who didn't. discord is the embodiment of nature untouched. he knew that the EoH belonged to nothing other than the earth. however his constant trickery was his ultimate downfall; as he unwittingly allowed the creation/survival of 2 rare ponies. they in turn harnessed the EoH, throwing the planet out of balance, and took over both the ruling of their land, and the management of their weather

http://www.discodiscord.com/v/mir0tkiS8CY/109

This song was original call "Capital C" and used the lyric "she" instead of "he."

>Dan the rock in fishnets
I am so sorry for cagging up the image limit with this shit. But you know where to find me if you want more.

>>29888988
Looks like it

>>29888983
Kidney Stones man. kidney stones.
>Futa dan the rock

I actually have /tg/ open just so it looks like I'm watching tiny plastic men instead of ponies.

>>29888959
Doug.

http://www.discodiscord.com/v/oCSdLtNZbaA/99999999999999

Hey guys, I have a weird but honest question.. do you think if I hired a hooker I could pay her to wipe my ass and really clean it (with wipes and baby powder)? Because I've gotten so obese that I can't wipe myself and I'm starting to get "diaper rash"
yes I know I need to lose weight but until then I need help..

>>29889005
well shit, I finally found someone skinnier than me

>140 lbs
>6'1

>Gaping anus dan the rock
I tried. I am so, so sorry, /co/.
>Captcha is benedictine with two umlouts, how did I even type this

>>29889018
BEST YET

>>29889019

>>29889018
i hope you're trolling

please be trolling

>>29888987

>>29889042
Forgot my file., Fail.

>>29888982
I love the show, but I can't help but imagine what it'd be like as traditional animation in that style.

>>29889049

no man, u dunt unnrstand how deep n drk discard rly iz u f**ckin f**g noob!!1

>>29889079
>>29889049
http://www.discodiscord.com/?video=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DsO_QntXc-c4&bpm=1

>>29889055
220 6'1"
i'm really not fat though
its really evenly distributed

>>29889058
>Dan the rock being a meteor
I'm so sorry, /co/.

>>29889055
Be sure to show us the results.

>>29889058
I love me some gape.

ten thousand horsecocks

>>29889090

http://www.discodiscord.com/v/WgEy96be7vo/3000000

>>29889130
...Go on.

>>29888792
They use blimp ships. Because of the rather placid nature of their seas and weather, they use a blimp to make their ships "lighter," making it more efficient when they transport goods.

How about their own government? What type of ruler do they have? How are teh bureaucrats chosen?

>>29888982
I love storyboards.

I really hope they include some in the DVD/ Blu-Ray releases, if/when they ever do.

This is my first attempt
http://www.discodiscord.com/?video=http%3A%2F%2Fyoutu.be%2FK_DQHz-r898&bpm=140
Wow I really suck at song choices

>>29888686
Any more advice? Backgrounds are my weakness.

>>29889136
http://www.discodiscord.com/v/xqwMseSaNFY/100

>>29889136
http://www.discodiscord.com/?video=http%3A%2F%2Fyoutu.be%2F-yIvxZ_5ekA&bpm=100

It's on.

>>29889019
....What an interesting theory, saying that EoH was actually what controlled nature to being with and not Discord.

Is there any good fanfic with the mane 6 (I mean all of them, most seem to only feature a few) as the main characters? or at least Twilight Sparkle I really like this Dangerous Business, but Rarity or Dash aren't my favorite ponies.

>>29889079
motherfucker, I will drop you, at least use a real hard core band

gawd, u suk hoarse coks faget
http://www.discodiscord.com/v/YezAykyFIZ0/144

>>29889197

http://www.discodiscord.com/v/tP05TA1WIBg/99999999999

Come at me bro.

>>29889136
http://www.discodiscord.com/?video=http%3A%2F%2Fyoutu.be%2F-bAN7Ts0xBo&bpm=160.55

> Scan entire thread
> no picture of Jorgen VonStrangle in a sweater vest

Come on /co/

>>29889209
Tell us your problems anonymous.

I'm here for you, everything is going to be all right.

>>29889234
hey bro, eat something. like now

http://www.discodiscord.com/v/H0MwvOJEBOM/100

I'm so sorry

Hey guys I made one with the official MLP General theme song

http://www.discodiscord.com/?video=http%3A%2F%2Fyoutu.be%2FMmHp_D0wNGY&bpm=190

>>29889226
http://www.discodiscord.com/?video=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DH0MwvOJEBOM&bpm=99
99999999999999999999

Let me end your torment.

>>29889242
like right fucking now

>>29889234
6'4" 145 here bro

>>29889220
You'll grow to like them over the course of the story.

That said... nothing of that grand a scope involving the mane six, no. I think it would be a bit of a clusterfuck, which is probably why Jet chose to take a group of three as the main characters.

Maybe Sentenal can help, he seems to be the resident fanfic collector... though he seems distracted at the moment.

>>29889255
>>29889264
Great minds think alike.

I regret nothing.

>>29889264

You better buy me lunch then.

http://www.discodiscord.com/v/F1YpexJ-z2A/9999

>>29889077
It would look like this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-mAbV9ulM4

okay so ponyfags are all super skinny?

I give up, these are all I'm going to redue.

>>29888923
http://www.discodiscord.com/v/eAojnxqn2T8/145.21
>>29888954
http://www.discodiscord.com/v/RiVZynHSgJI/110.24
>>29889018
http://www.discodiscord.com/v/oCSdLtNZbaA/139.67
>>29889090
http://www.discodiscord.com/v/sO_QntXc-c4/130.88

>5'9''
>155 lbs

>>29889294
I know, right? I thought they were all fat and terribly unattractive

I thought I had found people like me :(

>>29889294
apparently so, question, Is anyone else able to move their ribs without breathing?

>>29889294
Nope.
5'4 + 150lbs.

>>29889164
Government would probably be the basic monarchy/shogunate. Standard layers of minions and officers, also a branch of inquisitors or inspectors to maintain that the Emperor's will is carried out to the letter.
Corruption might be rife within the system, though, and the Emperor may simply be a puppet or figurehead.
What about foreign relations? Any allies or are they on their own?

>>29889294
>6'
>180

Nah.

And what the fuck, Captcha, how am I even supposed to type Arabic?

>6 foot
>160 lbs

>>29889329
Yes. Isn't that normal?

>>29889334
>not knowing how captcha works

>6'3"
>400+ lbs

HELP ME

>5'9"

137lbs

>>29889294
Nope. Some are fat. But most of us are really good looking and super handsome.

>>29889329
wait, how do you go about doing this?

>>29889294

>My face when high metabolism

>>29889329
like.....with your hands?
err what?

>>29889334
.يمكنك أن تفعل ذلك بهذه الطريقة

>6'2"
>270lbs.

Everyone here is either really skinny or huge. Average is best.

>>29889316
Don't worry, bro, I'm still here.
>230, 5'10"

>>29889329
Dont worry ribs grow back.

>>29889276
.................sorry, was looking at a shiny Pidgey.

Anyway, here:

Group:

Half the Day is Night – Princess Celestia wishes for a vacation, and leaves Luna – and the Elements of Harmony – In charge in her absents:
http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/03/story-half-day-is-night.html

On A Cross And Arrow – Twilights and gang transport to an alternate universe:
http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/06/story-on-cross-and-arrow.html

Bitter Sweet – Pinkie Pie dies of diabetes, and Rainbow and company deal with the lose:
http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/03/story-bittersweet.html

Twilight mainly:

A Day for Spike and Twilight – Spike reveals deep feelings about Twilights time on this earth compared to his:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1rxoXeD9TXDvJaxhr-VLH43G-YnlxrB5EA180nyuaUJE/edit?hl=en_US

Twilight Sky Over Canterlot – Twilights life in Cantorlot brings back memory’s of Ponyville:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12LFGAxHOFeOZkppTBRnHzNUOKa8ou64SqVPSJ6mdUIM/edit?hl=en&pli=1
#

>>29889294
Am totally not. I probably won't have to go to the army, I'm too obese for them. Mind you I'm not particularly proud of that.
>>29889276
I like them all fine, it's just that... I'm really "meh" about the choice, but yeah, I doubt it would be much better with fluttershy and pinkie pie instead.

Am I the only one who doesn't want to know, like, what comes "after" FiM? Like a story where Mac and Fluttershuy are married, Rarity is a drunk, Pinkie Pie died on a overdose and Twilight is the Queen of Equestria? I get sad every time I read a story like that.

CLOTHES FOR STRONG PONIES.

>>29889388
No zey don't.

>>29889393
hello

5'11"
140lbs

Since we're doing this I guess.

>>29889339
like, at will, they can expand and contract in whatever pace i want to

>>29889359
>>29889363
I honestly have no clue, I do it without my hands, like, with the muscles or something. expands and contracts without the lungs moving

>>29889388
no ze don't

>>29888718
Let it be said I'm a man of my word, however shittily drawn my word may be on a trackpad on MS paint.

I was 250 but I lost thirty pounds

>>29889404
Oh wow that guy's not dead?

wait wh-

oh fucks sake they removed Juniors' picture from ponibooru...

>23.62" x 39.37" x 80.91"
>2310 lbs

>>29889417
>>29889406

>>29889411
HUNTER!

RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!

http://www.discodiscord.com/?video=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3D7OQL6Trg1PU&bpm=19
0

>>29889388
No zey don't.

>>29889421
So Discord is beta and autistic?

>>29889411
I really don't like those...
That is nightmare fuel for me.

>>29889421

>you did that in MS Paint in under an hour on a trackpad

>>29889393

>>29889446
http://www.discodiscord.com/v/7OQL6Trg1PU/148.84

>>29889453

>>29889453

>>29889452

under a half an hour*

>>29889470
Better man at editing BMP's than I

Well done

>>29889451
Go watch The Dark Crystal. Have some new fuel with the Landstriders.

F: E porn

>>29889507
Tentacle rape scene

>that feel when nobody comments on my discodiscord links
http://www.discodiscord.com/?video=http%3A%2F%2Fyoutu.be%2FX5KJM4XCLSQ&bpm=195

fine have this one its my last

>>29889332
They are on rather shaky ground with the griffons, since they are both hybrid species. They both suffer from a case of "should not want."

They aren't really chipper with the ponies, though. Those mountains and the monster manual forest make it near impossible for them to get in. However, for the occasional pony that lives outside of Equestria, they quickly befriend because they like stories from their friends, and ponies are always looking to expand their social groups.

What are their favorite foods? Are there any celebrated chefs?

>>29889411
IT'S THE FUCKING CLOVERFIELD MONSTER

>>29889452
... I felt really inspired, I'm drawing a real version with more effort in my sketchbook though, if only I had a scanner... I have like, ten Discord pictures drawn out in it already, including a personal favorite of mine being one of Discord and Celestia enjoying glasses of wine together by a fireplace.

>>29889391
Thank you, a lot. I'm gonna have to read at least the first two when I finish Dangerous Business. You all don't know how hard it is for me to concentrate on English text, for some reason I can't read it the same way I do Finnish. translating is not the problem here

why did i make this

http://www.discodiscord.com/v/uSfGFnqxmVo/151

>>29889522
you heartless bastard Why would you post that shit pile?

>>29889411
Horrid monstrosity.

Why does Season 2 have so much nightmare fuel?

>>29889556
http://dl.dropbox.com/u/28501521/The%20Day%20I%20Murdered%20Everything%20%28Thunder%20Guise%20%21rJf
OjpvldI%29.mp3

>>29889527
Mostly seafood dishes, like seaweed stews or kelp. Maybe trading relations with sea ponies for squid or fish. Most of their food is served in some manner that looks unappetizing, but they swear is delicious.

And I'm getting tired, so the mind wanders to this next: housing. What's their architectural style like, aside from basic pagodas and such? Interior furnishings and such?

>>29889391
Twilight Sky is beautiful beyond recounting. I need to re-read it. It touched me deeply.

I've not read A Day For Spike And Twilight; I'll read it before I go to bed tonight, and hope to dream of ponies.

>>29889525

What am I listening to here? Really bad darkcore? Wait -- that's redundant.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAURGH
i can feel hair on my neck!
note to self: out of razors buy more

THIS IS FUN.

http://www.discodiscord.com/v/BZbQ-Ngzx0k/350

>>29889585
>>29889552
Welcome.

>>29889603
Celestia : Has the same mating call of a Male elephant seal.

>>29889499
Long proportions really break the human mind; see Slenderman for more on this phenomenon.

Although I REALLY liked what they did with the Guardians in Green Lantern. The smurfs' robes made them really dignified.

>>29889585
I am afraid it will make me sad. I don't want to be sad when I'm reading about ponies. Because I hate that kind of stories, you know, that happen after what we are shown in a book or a movie or a show.

>>29889527
Well since Kirin have horse-like attributes and we're talking Japanese-like, rice is obvious.
but not just rice grains but the whole stalks.

>>29889585

Can you imagine what it would be like if we spent all this time and energy on real literature?

>>29889652
The horror!

>>29889609
http://www.discodiscord.com/v/BZbQ-Ngzx0k/215.9

>>29889652
>no picture of Twilight
Shame on you.

>>29889641
I know what you mean. "Spark" and its epilogue almost ended pony for me. Only by insisting to myself that 1) it's a fanfiction and 2) IT'S A FANFICTION was I able to recover. I will not read it again until the day FiM goes off the air.

>>29889507
F:E porn would be Littlepip shooting raiders full of holes

>>29889652
>putting effort into real literature

Not on my watch.

Hey guys, I'm finally out of the hospital. What's new?

>>29889753
how long have you been comatose?

>>29889684

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PEqtCvvjha8

>>29889753
The fandom still sucks, episode 201 was great, episode 202 is next Saturday, and there's another hiatus before s2 proper begins.

>>29889784
next saturday = 24 september btw

>>29889753
Oh nothing too big... Just the...

FUCKING PREMIERE OF SEASON MOTHERFUCKING TWO

>>29889784
Aren't we all part of the fandom here? I'm just checking.

>>29889753

NTSTS is pregnant.

Fuck, I can't find Hooverbars. Oh well, have this.

http://www.discodiscord.com/v/HLUX0y4EptA/141.99

>>29889696

This one makes me want to believe in heaven. It honestly got me to reconsider the notion of an afterlife just because that last section is so fuck... HAPPY!

Especially since I read it all in their voices.

ALL OF MY HAPPYSAD!

>>29889813

Who's the father, dare I ask?

>>29889813
News to me. Who's the father?

>>29889753
If you see a picture with Rainbow Dash and the word "traitor" in it, the thread is going to become a field of flame.

Hey so I've been watching Doctor Who because of you dopes

I got completely caught up with the Matt Smith episodes (because they were on demand on Comcast) but now I'm starting with the David Tennant ones

and like... I'm only 20 minutes in, but is it just me, or are the newest episodes sort of completely shitty compared to these ones? I just don't mean Tennant vs Smith, I mean story, special effects, maybe even background music, seems like more thought and creativity went into every aspect of them

>>29889831
>>29889827

My pony OC.

>>29889644
>>29889582
Rice stalk sushi, might be cool. My family knows me as the one who eats weird food, so they wouldn't hold it against me.

Their architecture is actually based more on multi-story housing, like they have in Paris. Businesses and shops on the first level, with restaurants right above, and simple walkways and homes on the third. They use adobe to build their houses, since they lack raw materials necessary for home construction. They appear to look meditarranean, with flat roofs.

Since they lack a lot of raw materials, tables, desks, and chairs are all integrated into the house and made out of adobe, with thin silk sheets denoting what that particular place is used for. This makes it really annoying to re-decorate.

Government buildings are painted red.

Why would such a small place, however, hosts one of the largest art schools in the known ponyverse, though?

>>29889808
yes, thats the point
>>29889827
>>29889831
oops,
well i was going to tell her eventually

>>29889847
Daftykins OC has eyes for only one pony though...

>>29889808
To quote Agent K, "A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals, and you know it." The fandom as a whole reeks, despite the talented snowflakes that comprise its bulk.

>>29889851
Well, of course, I noticed it when there was talk about twilight getting raped by futashy a couple of days back.
yes I'm new
Damn it, real life, stop interrupting me! Just as I manage to get some discussion about fanfic I need to go to school, Damn iiiiiiiiiiiitt

>>29889881

I guess Dafty can go fuck himself.

>>29889841
It's not just you.

>>29889831

If you don't have anyone in particular picked out, I'm free tomorrow.

>>29889750
>Implying F:E porn would not be Pip getting riddled with bullets.

>>29889836
I can do you one better

>>29889860
Largest schools? In what? One would think the Equestrian Philosophical Society would hold that title. One would also assume that, since they're the Japan-alikes, they'd have a large focus on traditional combat styles and hoof-to-hoof combat.
Speaking of, training regimens for the troops. How would those go down, what would military rotation be, and so on?

>>29889904
ohohohohohoho

>>29889910
Come at me, bro

>>29889841
Yes, it's widely believed that the newest episodes are a pile of shit and a crusty roll compared to the older ones. The main writer, the one who brought it back, quit when David Tennant left, I think

More Celestia

>>29889823

There was a part of that story that comes before that part involving spike talking to old applejack, anyone have the screencap of it?

I am officially out of ideas.

http://www.discodiscord.com/v/FtOnSQvz8yc/109.38

>>29889939
>widely
Really?

>>29889938

I was aiming for "in," but if that's your bag we can try it your way.

>>29889945
Oh god why would you do this to my dick.

>>29889939
Oh, well I'm actually kind of relieved. I knew I liked the basic concept of Dr. Who but the last few episodes I watched were honestly pretty retarded. Now I have a bunch of superior episodes in a row to watch :3

Was Twilight Sparkle rich? It would also explain why everyone was so eager to be friends with her in the pilot, especially Rarity.

>>29889953
don't fre/tg/uy
there will be more ideas
and you've done good so far
so chill

>>29889851
>>29889851
>>29889851

repost it now coward

>>29889932

Are you suggesting that a heretical sect of gnostics created a parallel story to the battle between Celestia and Luna that paints the latter in a more sympathetic light some two hundred years after said battle occurred?

>>29889753
Just a big Star Trek crossover

>>29889973

Just blame JJ for that

That was the shortest sweatervest general ever. Kinda depressing. More characters need to be sweaterinvested.

>>29890003

Or, rather, are you alluding to the fact that Luna gots to get paid, dolla' dolla' bill y'all?

>>29889939
Tennant married the daughter of an earlier Doctor's actor; she played his Rule 63 clone in one of his episodes. That's a metafictional win, as far as I'm concerned.

Matt Smith is the reason I keep watching; he really captures the feeling of an unimaginably old man in a young man's body. But Tennant is "my" Doctor: bold, idealistic, and vulnerable.

>>29890003
No, I'm saying Discord influenced Luna into giving him the EoH by unlocking the vault at the tower via NMM's remnants.

>find them back where it all began
>"Only my magic is strong enough to open that lock"
>never seen in season 1

Logically plausible, at the very least

>>29889881

Actually I like to call it Draftykins. GET IT? IT'S A HORSE PUN. HAEUHAUEHAUEA.

>>29890016
By the same artist who drew the pics of Twilight and Fluttershy. I'm sorry I don't remember her/his name.
-
Somebody please repost them.

>>29889996
They assume she is loaded because she was the only one to come into town via armored guards.

Before that, the only entertainment the village had was fucking with Lily. Pinkies gags were hilarious.

Twilight's parents are in the poor house after getting their daughter enrolled in Celestias school.

>>29890058

No, I like my ideas better.

Also Luna is the last angel.

>implying smith isn't best doctor purely because fezzes are cool

>>29890060
I swear, the last ten times I've laughed out loud at something on the Internet, it's been something very, VERY idiotic

This was the most recent one

http://www.discodiscord.com/v/Qi4jyS8n_Uw/99.11
http://www.discodiscord.com/v/rhhfJTgHx58/199.78

>>29890075
Are you trying to seduce me, Twilight?

>>29890074
>>29889996

>money

You think in such three dimensional terms, Anonymous.

She has the ear of the monarch. Little else matters.

>>29890091

Damn school interfering with my ponytime.

>>29889926
>Implying she hasn't fired five times as many bullets
I'm sick of the whole, "oh, Littlepip does nothing but get shot and stare at ass"

>>29890083
>head canon

At least I can back my idea with evidence, you need the whole story to be pin point on your idea, it's like shooting a target traveling 300 MPH blind folded while Faceless whispers sweet nothings in your ears

>>29889999
>>29889999
>>29889999
>>29889999
>>29889999
>>29889999
>>29889999
>>29889999
>>29889999

oh shi~

>Get 4 Days off of College to work on assignment
>Already spent 2 of those days on 4chan and Ponibooru

I HAVE NO REGRETS.

...Yet.

Am I the only one who thinks it's completely awesome that Discord is voiced by Jon D' Lancie? If not, than does this seem like typecasting to anyone?

>>29889936
There really isn't one. The only reason they have that place is that no one wanted it. However, their houses have become rudimentary barricades. The way their cities are "designed" naturally leads to a fortress.

What is their most common export and import?

And that's it for me. I need sleep.

>>29890111
Blueblood has the royal cache in a stranglehold.

>>29889996
Personal protegée of Princess Celestia and Official Overseer of the Summer Sun Celebration isn't enough?

If the trusted advisor to the pony who raises THE SUN AND MOON asks you about your progress as a contractor on the Celebration, you do your best to impress her. And when it becomes clear that she's both an asocial introvert and the only hope of getting the sun to dawn again, you make sure to stick with her.

>>29890127

You're wound a bit tight, don't'cha think?

>>29890046
My favorite's Troughton

>implying that Amy Pond isn't a terrible character

well you weren't really implying it
it was more of a lie of omission

>>29890131

What'cha workin' on?

>>29890143
it's 3 a clock in the morning.

I'll be as tight as I damn please/\

>>29889841
It's not Tennant v. Smith.

It's Davies v. Moffat.

And Moffat wins.

I was going to post this while /co/mmander jesus was here, but fuck it, here's Rarity's song.

http://www.discodiscord.com/v/1Vnf0McFrgg/203.98

>>29890154
Woah man, at least she was better than Donna.
Noone can top Rose, though

>>29890172

Yeah you will, baby.

>>29890155
Web design, so starting a HTML site.
Not very exciting, and hell, it's only a few hours assignment.
Just been preoccupied with ponies.

Confound these assignments, they drive me to pony.

>Don't read the ridiculously long thread
>post
>discover that the conversation has somehow shifted to Doctor Who

Because that makes perfect sense.

>>29890186
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjPqsDU0j2I&feature=BFa&list=FLKgDIdT1ZjXMHFGerQcEu9Q&lf=
autoplay

>>29890174
When S2 proper rolls around, we'll see the difference between Faust and Thiessen. Let's hope it isn't as drastic.

>>29890074
>coming into town via armored guards.
That always stuck me as odd. Why would Celestia waste guards to fly her student to ponyville instead of some pegadoodles.

>>29890206
Welcome to MLPgeneral, enjoy your stay

STOP TALKING ABOUT SURGEON WHAT

TALK ABOUT A GOOD SHOW

LIKE JOHNNY TEST

>>29890154

>Blind Guardian

Mah nigga.

http://www.discodiscord.com/v/z-52Yf2F2qU/169

>>29890187

Wait, are they teaching you HTML? I thought that was sort of a given.

Whether Twilight is rich or not is irrelevant. She's the personal protege of the ruler of Equestria. Any peasant can gather a pile of bits (just look at the Oranges) but being so close to the Princess herself is beyond mere money.

>>29890181
Rory is the best new companion.

He's basically a backup Doctor.

Shit, he's actually OLDER than the Doctor is.

>>29890181
rose will only be best companion until arthur darvill plays a prostitute too

>>29890225
Fantastic, the Surgeon is inspired.

>>29890120
Yeah, she shoots things all the time.
Especially the innocent.

>>29890210
I think it was a formality.
Remember, Twilight was, at the time, and official representative from Canterlot to oversee the festival, not there to study friendship.

>>29890174
The episode with the space whale really had me hoping, but then it was running and talking about running and wacky hijinks and wibbly wobbly.

>>29890210

Are you asking why the leader of a nation would use the military to transport peoples of importance?

>>29890181

>My face when Rose

She was pretty dandy.

>>29889926
People can get off on that you know.

Pip bleeding out, while staring at ass would probably convince me to read the damn fic.

>>29890210
Because she's there to coordinate the Summer Sun Celebration. The Guards are a symbol of Celestia's authority granted unto Twilight for that purpose. They say "do what this person says or my army will trample you into dust".

>>29890239

>>29890207
fuckin love that song

>>29890235
We've only just started this week so, yeah.
I didn't know a thing about HTML monday... Now I can (sorta) make a site that would rival something from the 90s. Yay.

>>29890233
http://www.discodiscord.com/v/z-52Yf2F2qU/144.59

>>29890268
>And RS isn't taking any new requests...

>>29890266
Rose, actually, quite sexy IRL.

>>29890120
let's talk about what a fucking monster she is

>>29890207

Oh god, I have the biggest music boner right now, I fucking love this song, haven't heard it in ages.

What the fuck are you guys talking about.

>>29890279

What's next up on the docket, after HTML?

>>29890292
>Monster.
But she's a pony.
You a silly.

>>29890311
Stuff

>>29890276
>>29890304

Neat

This is my face right now

Night

>>29890271
That also explains why she's in charge of punishing Snips and Snails for bringing an Ursa to town: her authority as a personal representative of Princess Celestia has not expired.

Equestria is lucky she's an introvert; if she ever decided to revolt, the Royal Sisters would be in deep trouble.

>>29890292
I know how deep and brooding the story tries to be about that, but when 90% of the surface population is raiders, murderers, rapists, and slavers, and the other 10% are mutants, objectively, she isnt a monster at all.

>>29890317

Ponies are tiny little monsters here to steal or women and our sugar cubes.

A friend of mine informed me that his local butcher stocks horse from time to time, and he intends to pick up a couple of steaks to grill for the next episode. Bear in mind that he enjoys the show. He's just twisted.

Am I worse for suggesting said steaks be treated with a brown sugar rub that has edible glitter mixed in?

>>29890340

Your friend is fucking awesome. And so are you. Jesus christ now I want to do this.

>>29890313
I believe CSS.
But everyone else is slow, so I'll be stuck with HTML for a while.

>>29890304
>>29890276
>>29890207
http://www.discodiscord.com/v/bjPqsDU0j2I/174.82

http://www.discodiscord.com/v/fbkv5xOLvnA/120

>>29890336
Bullshit, those are the sugar gremilins.
And those only show up if I score some bad cocaine.

>>29890279
90s sites? You'll need this.
http://codepo8.github.com/CSS3-Rainbow-Dividers/
Don't forget to name all you CSS classes and IDs after ponies.

>>29890268
There's a part of the story where Pip is lying there with a concussion staring at a coffee billboard with two lesbincestuous twins on it

On the matter of bleeding-out porn I will say that yes that is very fappable

>>29890340
>Horse meat.
Why don't you go get some smelly cheese and a fedora to complete the look you cheese eating surrender monkey.

>>29890355
Then you get to move on to doing javascript or possibly jquery. Dynamics make for snappy interesting websites my friend.

>>29890395

>>29889996
I don't think Twilight's finances had much influence on things once she got to Ponyville. Hell, no one even seemed to notice she came in on a chariot with royal guardsponies.
And given a lack of clothing, she didn't exactly seem to rich.

Though Spike might have been a sign she was wealthy, or at least cool. Bitches love dragons.

>>29890395
>fedora
no, those have been claimed by the neckbeards, you're thinking of a beret

>>29890329
well she sure loves to cry to her girlfriend about it

>>29890355

Those are sort of part and parcel, I meant do they intend to teach you other languages in this course (e.g. PHP)?

>>29890395

They don't wear fedoras, you daft bastard. Americans in France wear fedoras. Don't you know anything?

>>29890367
http://www.discodiscord.com/v/fbkv5xOLvnA/103

>>29890340
Tell him to sing to the meat while he preps it, splattering it with edible glitter while cutting the fat off, and to refer to it only as "Rainbow Dash". Offer to pay him 20 bucks to continue the charade while serving the meat. Offer him another 20 bucks to dye his hair pink while doing so.

>>29890424
[/spoiler]Only she can't now.[/spoiler]
HEYOOOOO

>>29890439
And throw in another 20 to put the video on youtube? Oh, if I had the money, I wouldn't hesitate.

>>29890424
That's because she doesnt whine when shes exsanguinating, so she has to make up for it about something else

>>29890449
Hell, most of us don't shower so we could just crab walk around and be the perfect french people.

>>29890449

Berets were claimed by beatniks half a century ago. The modern hipster merely inherited the traits through ironic evolution.

>>29890477
>>29890469

Sacre bleu, ze post! She is gone!

>>29890268
You know, I had an idea for a superheroine once. This young lady, otherwise quite pretty, but covered all over her body with cuts, scrapes and gashes that never completely heal. Every time we see her she is wrapped in no bandages soaked red, which cover most of her body. She wears nothing but a bikini underneath. She never shows any sign of disease or desanguination as her body generates a seemingly infinite supply of blood. She also carries a collection of knives on her person. In addition she can slice the palms of her hands with the knives then rocket blood out of them as a weapon, or at the very least a way to blind or keep enemies at bay.

Apparently this is my fetish because it came to me in a dream and when I woke up I had a huge fucken boner

>>29890292
She killed a bunch of fucks that murdered ponys and ate them, fed the corpse of a father to his son, saved more people in the name of good than maybe the whole time the lands have been irradiated, gathered a small group of comrades and helped each other with their own problems and situations, gathered bits and pieces of the long forgotten past, gave hope to the people living in this holocaust of a future from new music to being a symbol, and causing a disruption in a set of events several times that could have tipped the balance of powers from creating a dyspepsia future, preventing even more misery and suffering.

And she's humble because she likes Homages pussy, has a very weak control over her pleasure center, had a semi dark past compared to everything, and takes on more shit than she can handle because she's the only fucking pony in the got damn lands doing so. Everyone's out for themselves, she's doing something different. It'll kill her, but she's making a difference that will last longer than her life a thousand times over.

So, monster?

Is the dark knight a monster? Are hero's that do bad things sometimes monsters? Are pussified, weak-in-the-knees-when-it-comes-to-romance ponys that can't stop blushing when they think holes or sticks immoral hell beasts?

Ha. She's more human than pony. Warped and impure, but shines like a gem in the darkest nights.

>>29890469
I can't stand not showering for more than a day or two....I hate that sticky feeling. Plus its feels so good after coming home from work to hop in the nice warn shower and then put on a fresh pair of boxers.

i just got an amazingly unbelievable get on /b/ without trying.
so im in a good mood!
COLORS, SHOPS, RECOLORS, TOUCHUPS
BRING EM TO SPARKY!

http://www.discodiscord.com/v/VltOUV8s5fQ/125.01

>>29890504

I don't think being able to replace your blood at a faster pace = being immune from disease and infection....

>>29890521
I've never gotten a good get before :(
Just accidental trips once in a blue moon

>>29890521
Link/pic or it didn't happen.

>>29890521

Why the fuck are you such a faggot?

>>29890504
Men often confuse memorable boners with True Destiny.

>>29890504

Norvegi, Mekhet: Shadows in the Dark, page 84.

>>29890543
WELL THATS HER POWER TOO
FUCK MAN, DONT HARSH MY PETRIFIED DICK

>>29890521
Well, why not. Give this a shot if it hasn't been done already.

>>29890515
Sorry, she KILLED the fucks that fed the father's corpse to the son, shoudl have added 'that'

but you get my point.

Fucking lesbo moralfag pony, she needs a good smack to the face, a bucket of water dumped on her, and a week long vacation with Homage the man-voice squeeze and given a mega super battle suit with unlimited ammo/energy so she can do things proper in the waste lands.

>>29890551

>calling others a faggot over nothing
>2011

I don't get what the big deal is.

http://www.discodiscord.com/v/I3Ay4-zGlB0/9999999999999999999999999999999999999

>>29890504
>Throw hydrogen peroxide on her.

FOAM

>>29890521
Go back there if you wish to indulge in such moronic plebian jollies.

>>29890521
>colors
Speaking of, did Dooks ever finish those colour requests? Someone should repost them, if so.

>>29890581
>hydrogen peroxide foam

WHAT THE FUCK, YOU MADE MY WHYBONER EVEN WHYER AND BONERER

Think about it like a Ponyvillian. Twilight came into town on a chariot pulled by a pair of the Princess' personal guards with a baby dragon in tow that she uses as a dogsbody and mail delivery system. She was initially there as the personal representative of the Princess to organize her celebrations and then was involved with countering the coup attempt by the legendary Nightmare Moon. She immediately and permanently hijacked the town library as her new home.

And that's just the pilot.

Anyone in Ponyville with any sense at all would tread very carefully around her.

>>29890582

Plebeian, sweetheart. It's spelled "plebeian."

>>29890582
>faceless is jelly of an awesome get
aw, it's okay, you're still cool

>>29890551
>offer up free services because im in a good mood
>faggot
i can't please anyone
>>29890546
>>>/b/354668888
i though it was a pic of sexy gamzee so i didn't put words with it. but that worked out too.
>>29890569
allright on it

>>29890601

>>29890582
CONGRATULATIONS FACELESS, EVER SINCE "PLEBEIAN" BECAME A BUZZWORD ON 4CHAN YOU ARE THE FIRST PERSON I'VE EVER SEEN SPELL IT WRONG

>>29890515
>Scar the minds of an entire town's worth of kids.
>Drop their asses in a town.
>Towns love kids.

>>29890504
>power involves cutting and shooting blood
You should play killer 7 sometime.

>>29890617

IT'S PEBBLEIAN YOU FLORTISTIC NIGBAIT.

Applejack of the Apple Family was foaled on a crisp autumn morning in 984 CE (Celestia's Era).

Her coat's rich orange was taken as a sign by the midwife that next year's harvest would be bountiful; in celebration, an apple tree was planted in the Family Grove. He was named Bloomberg.

As young Applejack grew, she proved worthy of inheriting title and deed through her dedication and her honor. The Apple Family, in the person of Granny Smith, signed over Sweet Apple Acres on the day Apple Bloom was foaled. Their sire and dam, having fulfilled their obligation to the line, soon returned to their own farm on the other side of Manehattan.

Each Sunday, Applejack spent the morning with Bloomberg and Winona. Winona ran around and barked, while Bloomberg breathed and grew.

Time passed.

And then, at the Summer Sun Celebration of 1000 CE, destiny changed. Ponies everywhere rejoiced at the return of the Moon Princess, long posessed by a vile hatred and freed at last from her imprisonment. The youngest Apple to recieve a ranch was intertwined with the fabric of Equestria itself.

The Apple Family's landholders, with a vote of 334 to 64, decided to finance an expansion of Equestria into outlying territories. As Winter passed into Spring, word spread of the Appleloosa settlement, each tree of the orchard a hoof-picked family friend.

With a mix of joy and sorrow, Applejack directed her hired hooves to carefully dig up Bloomberg and wrap his root ball. She would miss talking with him.

>>29890562

Oh, and:

Azerkatil, Ordo Dracul, page 145.

>>29890644
Daftykins, I think I like you. Can we be friends?

>>29890580
http://www.discodiscord.com/v/I3Ay4-zGlB0/158.41

>>29890631
Oh, right.

Scared chillins.

Well, still right, but also wrong. It's all opinion based, she just has to big a heart, and it's going to kill her, if nothing else get her before that.

>>29890658

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dx0Shn5Hvpc

>>29890644
>pebbleian
>lower class rocks

d'awww, that sounds adorable somehow

>>29890571
What see needs is a green power ring.

>>29890675
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dx0Shn5Hvpc
>Smash Mouth
Well, it was fun, Dafty. That brief two-hour period where I had respect for you. I won't soon forget it.

>>29890645

B-

Show, do not tell. And the pacing is abysmal.

>Her coat's rich orange was taken as a sign by the midwife that next year's harvest would be bountiful; in celebration, an apple tree was planted in the Family Grove. He was named Bloomberg.

Good on you fixing the punctuation though, you're improving.

>>29890614
Impressive

http://www.discodiscord.com/v/7nWnLxYzuBE/115

Shit son. This Discord nigga is one fly motherfucker.

>>29890614
>Quads
wowitsfuckingnothing.jpg

>>29890644
dafty i love you

>>29890596
It sizzles and pops audibly.
But she can feel it like a vibration over her entire being. Her ears are awash in the white noise of constant chemical activity. The liquid seeping into every cut and gash it can find.

>>29890665
I find this song much more moving, however.

http://www.discodiscord.com/v/TxyR3x46JEM/117.46

>>29890705
>guy who rates fics
How come you're never around when I'm posting?

>>29890699

It's the only song of theirs I care for.

>>29890515

>dyspepsia future

wat

I agree with you on all your points, though. She is the hero that post-apocalyptic Equestria deserves.

It deserves better

>>29888686
Asking once more before I just decide to do whatever and probably fuck it up: Any advice on making the background less appallingly dull?

>>29890726
FUCK EVERYTHING
I AM LEARNING TO DRAW RIGHT NOW

I am going to spend years practicing, getting critiqued, improving a little every day

JUST SO, ONE DAY
I CAN DRAW THIS
THEN MASTURBATE TO IT

>>29890743
Batman cannot into radiation and taint.
There are some things that Alfred simply cannot purge.

Like the death of his parents.

>>29890698
ALL OF MY MONEY

>>29890720
i dunno man
i'm seeing some serious shit

>>29890755
>papa, how did you learn to paint so well?
>well, son...

>>29890765
>High score sign.
Oh hello, idea.

>>29890737

Plot convenience.

>>29890776

Pinkie's song.

http://www.discodiscord.com/v/L_wdRy7x4Sc/189.9

>>29890757
dude why the fuck is bruce wayne still whining about that, alfred is way cooler than his old dad
and I mean, i know people are sad when their parents die in their like 30s or later, but hisparents died when he was a kid, he got TWO traumatic experiences in one out of the way, PLUS hes had decades of not having to put up with their shit

>>29890765
>88mph
>668888
Looks pretty nice to me

>>29890765
Say it with me:
At then shun who are

>>29890770
>"And that's how you were born!"
>'You told me momma died having me!'
>"Yeah, she bled out shortly after... Or it was the multiple infections..."

>>29890755
>Learning to draw for a fetish.
Rock on, sir. Rock on.
I did precisely that when I was 11. I was never actually a bad artist, and even now I can sketch decently when called upon to do so, but I spent two years honing my ability to draw just so I could draw my own weird porn. It was a superior alternative to relying on the phone line being available for our dailup internet.

Kids these days may have it easy, but will never be forced to nurse an artistic talent to draw merely to satisfy their own fetish. I do not envy them.

>>29890770
Dude, I bet lots of people learn to draw because they have an above-average interest in the female body
On the other hand look at me, I've always kind of wanted to draw but I chose not to pursue that because I would have had to take a life drawing class and I'm worried the first time I see a woman naked in real life ill get an awkward boner

>>29890698
>ring

Try again. Remember, be considerate about their anatomy.

>>29890720
This was made on /sci/ two years ago when someone got quads.

It's important in a way.

>>29890743
Who's going to give it the hero? You? Pinkie Pie, the druggy? Or how about Dark Book loving Rarity? Let us not forget M.A.D. Fluttershy, and who could forget honest AJ, that didn't take control in the very beginning and head off the mistakes of the future?

Please, at least she's DOING something, unlike a certain dragon to scared that some raider will travel many miles vertically up snowy mountains to get a machine that requires SIX, again, SIX pure, virtues ponys in a waste land that rapes, kills, murders, and cannibalises each other.

Yeah, and one is dead. There was MAYBE 2, but now only one. One step forward, two steps back. Nice job, comrade Twilight. Good thinking, thinking everything will be fixed by the time your sleeping dragon son awakens and not everything is covered by either further more ravaged lands, with little to anyone left alive form the warring powers, or a society built by Harbinger, Trixie, or Dead Eye.

>>29890805
>daddy can i take the bandages off yet?

http://www.discodiscord.com/v/j5SNOAcD3ak/120

trollface.jpg

>this thread

I don't even know how many different sorts of confused I am right now. All I know is that it is WAY TOO FUCKING MANY.

>>29890802

>>29890825

>Try again. Remember, be considerate about their anatomy.

There's lots of non-humanoids in the lantern corps. Hell, there's a virus, a fly, a cat, a sentient mathematical expression and a fucking planet.

>>29890765
Yay, nostalgia time!