wrong

I guess so?
It'd be a shame to be hurt by something you can control...

If Celestia is getting sunburned, she turns the sun down.

That's only if she's under a yellow sun.

She's like Superman: if she were on another planet she'd probably get fucked up.

Interesting.......

I wonder what burnt celestia taste like

I would tap her like there's no tomorrow.

>>29875954
Frilly maid gear helps block out the sun.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3_c9djkr08&feature=related

What about Half Life ponys?

>>29876004
Roasted marshmallows?

>>29876026
Oh dear...

Seeing how much work goes into a cartoon makes me feel guilty for liking it.

>>29875978
In which case they STILL could have gone through the increasingly formal to increasingly casual progression I was talking about before.

I guess I was inspired by that fic Administration is Magic, in which Luna is appalled that none of the ponies in the palace wear clothes. I like the idea that there was a Victorian Era in Equestria when all of the ponies dressed incredibly fancy and everyone was extremely stuffy. Shit, you can see it in the modern age in Canterlot, and the upper class always preserves traditions like that long after the lower classes have abandoned them.

>>29876026
>>29876031

>>29875999
Do you also mean to imply Celestia is able faster than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locamotive, and can fire laser beams from her eyes?
Does this also mean she will get killed by Discord and Twilight is some kind of Celestia Girl Prime?

>>29876001
>an voice over-actress

>>29876026
Can you imagine that tail flowing around you as you plow into her?

>>29876026
I wouldn't, even if there WAS no tomorrow.

>>29876026
Id tap her on the shoulder and tell her to get her ass out of my face. Bestiality is a sin.

>>29876001
third season confirmed

>>29876026
>>29876031
Maidmind?

>>29876046
I was going to post that exact image

>>29876050
Link
http://www.vancouversun.com/entertainment/Vancouver+Metropolitan+Orchestra+Launches+Ninth+Season/537
3201/story.html

Near bottom

>>29876001
The little sister pony?

>>29875954
I assume being a demi god she would be immune to that shit.

It's only logical.

And a embarrassment if it was true

>>29876062
So is wearing clothes made of mixed fabrics

>>29876082
>>29876082
Applebloom?

>>29876086
what? what did you do just skim the bible?

Needs more Twilight-Celestia sexual tension

http://www.livestream.com/fluffy__butts

twilight in a field
totally naked

>>29876055
It probably feels like some kind of crazy LSD force field. Touching it is a contact high.

>>29876045
True, I suppose, but that would rob them of all meaning

>>29876001
>She's going into her third season of My Little Pony

She was a VA in previous generations of MLP as well you thunderfuck.

>>29876062
I would pay to see the disappointment of Celestia's face afterwards.

>>29876109
Applebloom is voiced by an 11 year old, her name slips me however....

>>29876043

Damn, Apple Bloom looks so weird without those huge kawaii-uguu pupils.

Guess it makes sense though. Fuck unnecessary details, they're just storyboards anyways.

>>29875954
You know the thing Twilight does when she gets mad and turns into Rapidash?

Well Celestia can do something similar, with the sun. Pray you never see it.

>>29876086
>Blended clothing
>In 1245 BC

I sure hope you heretics don't do this.

>>29876057
>>29876062

gtfo you filthy heretics

>>29876086
And growing two kinds of crops in one field, teaching a woman, talking back to an elder, cursing, I could go on.

>>29876116
>Christfag who knows nothing about his own religion

Typical.

>>29876116
Deuteronomy 22:11

It's one of my favourites, actually, I like to bring it up any time I'm told that all sins are equal in the eyes of the lord.

>>29876085

Demi God. Boy, Celestia is a full god.

A question arises: What kind of royalty only has princesses?

Answer: A court where all the other royals have been murdered.

DID SOMEONE SAY HERESY?!

Can someone post that picture for me please?

>>29876026
...
shouldn't want...but maid outfits...my one weakness...curse you...

>>29876026
>Ponies
>Underwear

How the fuck do they even put them on?!

>>29876133
>kawaii-uguu pupils

I love those

>>29876109
>>29876132
Apple Bloom is voiced by Michelle Creber.

>>29876174
Magic. Obviously.

>>29876126
Clothes for ponies in the beginning were a symbol of wealth. It's natural that as prosperity increased in Equestria, more of the population would wear clothes more of the time.

Any pics of ponies planking?

Ahh, looks like the new thread is in, might as well post this :3

Got thinking about ponies and just couldn't stop, this is the result

>Implying you could tap her shoulder with her rear pressed into your face.

Too bad you don't know the safe word

>>29876148
no, i know more than you
that was an old hebrew rule
we don't still sacrifice animals do we?
no, we don't

>>29876183

me too

>>29876166

Heresy, you say?

>>29876174
Seeing eye ponies wear diapers, so like that.

>>29876206
We all do

>>29876164
no, i know i've read it
>>29876201

>>29876197
Wow, and I thought I spent too much time about ponies.

>>29876213
>seeing eye ponies

what

How's your favorite pony doing so far this season?

>>29876201
You don't sacrifice animals because you're a heretic.

>>29876120

>>29876212
no heresy here sir.

>>29876201
Because cherry picking the word of god is absolutely fine!

You know what Celestia does to people who cherry pick the parts of what she says that they like? She banishes them. Like she does to everything that slightly inconveniences her.

When do the new episodes air?

>>29876212
Thanks

Also, where is this from? Futurama?

>>29876244
she's still the best pony

>>29876218

>>29876174
They get a friend to help, obviously.

>>29876244
welcome to the club

>>29876259
saturdays at 7-8 am

Some one tell me when season 2 continues so I can go back to /vp/. suprisingly, I'm one of the only people on that board to not use a trip code..

>>29876206
Good to know I'm not alone. Kawaii-uguu~ doesn't normally go home with people.

>>29876246
Yes...Laughing harder than I should have

>>29876057
>>29876057
>>29876057
>>29876057
>>29876057
how much of gigantic faggot do you have to be to not want to tap the princess?

>>29876183
>>29876206
>>29876218

Apple Bloom is the bestest baby pony.

>>29876244
She's worried about her family. God speed, Dash!

>>29876244
Greedy bitch.

Feels fucking BAD.

>>29876244
She hasnt done much of anything really, besides be confused as fuck, and show off some magic that didnt work

>>29876244
Indisputably the worst pony of season 2.

>>29876026
I'd tap that too, then I'd play my Serra Angel and then use my Calcify spell card to send all your monsters to your grave yard leaving you open next turn for my five creature onslaught.
I also have two glorious anthems in play. Suck it.

>>29876281
And still you use one here.

>You will never be able to make passionate love to Rainbow Dash while hurtling towards the ground at sub-sonic speeds, the carnal act culminating in her performing a Sonic Rainboom at the exact moment that you two reach climax

>>29876256
>slightly

Hell, it doesn't even have to be an inconvenience. You help her out, ever, even with something small and innocuous? Breathe in the same general area? Exist within her line of sight? You're banished.

>>29876301
>worried about ponies in a collapsing city when they can all fly and it's made out of clouds
damnit Dash
it's a good thing you can get by on your looks, not your brains

>>29876281
Saturday. The hiatus isn't until after the second episode.

>>29876281
We don't actually know yet.
Or at any rate, the next episode is on Saturday, but we don't know when the episode after that'll be.
The general guess seems to be a two week hiatus, though.

>>29876246
that took me a second to get

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yeTq5qWAV8I
>The guy with the shitty mic

Fuck this I'm going to bed

>>29876244

Baby Dash is tired of your bullshit.

>>29876201
They don't address bestiality either in the New Testament, guess that means it's ok

>>29876326
what hiatus?

>>29876322
I'll always have my dreams, anonymous
they'll never leave me

>>29876325
Clouds are floating concrete. Imagine if you're inside when a column collapses

>>29876136
>Celestia turning into a mini sun
>>Scorching everything with in a 2 mile radius

I'm pretty sure Celestia has set up some mental blocks to prevent herself from getting this angry.

>>29876244
I do not care for PMS Pie.

>>29876321
Well yeah, how else would I get you all to hate me?
>>29876326
>>29876335
Thank you guys, I'll probably be back then

>>29876322
Good. I'm pretty sure humans can't survive at those speeds unprotected.

>>29876256
>Because cherry picking the word of god is absolutely fine!
CHERRY PICKING?!?!
the hebrews where given specific rules because they where closer to the holy spirit.
when christ died on the cross they stopped being needed(for lack of a better word).
we don't follow those rules
there's really only the ten commandments left.

Religion / Cosmology thread?

>>29876324
I don't think that's entirely accurate, Terse. After all, even if we count Discord as a "banishment", we only have two confirmed banishings in her 1000+ year reign. That's an acceptable amount by anyone's account.

>>29876325

I think the point was that if Dash abandoned her friends, she could prevent that from happening at all. Or at least according to the lie Discord was peddling.

/b/ MLP threads are better than the /co/ ones. Discuss.

>>29876281
>>29876281
>/vp/

>>29876378

We really doing this?

>>29876198
>not spank her hard with a wooden plank before kindly telling her to GTFO.

>>29876393
False. Next statement.

>>29876201
>no, i know more than you

Typically, atheists know a lot more about Christianity than self-professed Christians. Especially underage ones who don't know shit about anything.

>that was an old hebrew rule

So are the ten commandments

>we don't still sacrifice animals do we? no, we don't

Yeah, you eat pork too, even though the Bible tells you that you shouldn't. All those old Hebrew laws are ones that Jesus said he specifically upheld.

>>29876403
Oh we are SO doing this!

The bible fails all standards we hold historical texts too.

>>29876408
>not spank her hard with a wooden plank

stop saying things I like mito

you aren't allowed to do that

>>29876378

>>29876378
>the ten commandments are OK, but all that other stuff doesn't apply to me

Cherry picking

oh hey co, the second chapter of my Nightlight fic is up in case anyone wanted to read it
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/939/2/Nightmares-Don%27t-Last-Forever/Restless-Repose-and-Rescue

I posted the first chapter way back when and a couple of people were interested in where it would be going with it
so there it is if you're into this sort of thing

>>29876198
>>29876408
You people are driving me to a fucking existential crisis.

>>29876378
oh, you're one of /those/ christians
Then I guess bestiality is fine, then, because morality in general can be cut down to 10 rules, and it ain't one of them

WHAT DOES IT MEAN

>>29876393
Forgot your image.

>>29876389
I THINK THE BIGGEST POINT IS THAT DASH (AND THE OTHERS EXCEPT FLUTTERSHY) WERE HYPNOTISED INTO MAKING BAD DECISIONS

>>29876442
NMM x Twilight?

>>29876363

Does this mean if a cloud column fell out of the sky somehow, and landed on a mixed group of ponies on the surface below, only the Pegasi in the group would be squashed to death?

Which pony would you like to snuggle in bed?

>>29876444
Rarity has better taste

So what do you fine /co/lts think of the new episode? Ever decide what discords penis would look like?

>religious bullshit

no. talk pony you stupid faggots

>>29876429

Would you say Celestia is more OT God or NT Jesus?

>>29876463
Fluttershy couldn't even resist for a little while. Confirmed for worst pony.

>>29876442
Huh.

I thought this thing was finished with the first chapter.

>>29876447
Rarity's special talent is being a whore. Do the math.

>>29876482
I propose a test of this theory

>>29876467
My two favorite characters...in a ship together?
Ohgod I have to read that

>>29876378
>there's really only ten commandments left.

For the love of God, DO NOT COVET YOUR NEIGHBOR'S OX!

Whoops
>>29876489
was meant for this
>>29876447

>>29876482
I meant a column holding up a roof.

>>29876442
Do they allow fapfics now?

>>29876482
I...
I guess so. Huh.

>>29876467
yup
and it's not grimdark

>>29876490
>>29876490
>implying a creature made of several other creatures has only one penis

>>29876388
Only two "confirmed" banishments in a thousand years. Sure, it looks good on the surface, like she's some sort of benevolent divine matriarch ruling a kingdom of saints. But beneath the clean books, there's a story waiting to be told. There's some Ministry of Truth shit going on here, I'm absolutely certain, and I'm just the man to find out why.

In all seriousness, though, yeah, she probably only resorts to such harsh punishments in cases of absolute necessity. Still, it raises the question of crime and punishment in Equestria - how exactly do malignants, dissidents and general lawbreaking motherfuckers get dealt with in a pony utopia?

Included is the world's most relevant captcha, that literally just appeared.

>>29876356
if you're into that bro.
>>29876403
ANON STARTED IT!
>>29876416
>Typically, atheists know a lot more about Christianity than self-professed Christians. Especially underage ones who don't know shit about anything.
perhaps but im not
an "underage one who don't know shit about anything"
>So are the ten commandments
that's different
>Yeah, you eat pork too, even though the Bible tells you that you shouldn't. All those old Hebrew laws are ones that Jesus said he specifically upheld.
i don't eat pork
and okay i don't know what rules are still in effect ya got me

Christianity thread?

>>29876490

No. But Fluttershy is also curious...

I propose this be new marker image. All in favor, say "aye." All opposed, say "Shut the fuck up Mito."
>>29876542
NONONONONONONONO

>>29876501

Well it's easy to hypnotize her since tree are such saps.

>>29876542

How the hell are we determining "best" here?

>>29876442

Ha-HA!
Quick, someone show this to Nyxfags so they cry incest!

>>29876447
Rarity's destiny is to sprout wings and become the next Celestia. She is also white and has the most squiggly hair.

>>29876530
well I saw that Molestia fic on there, the one where she goes around and rapes everyone...
so probably

>>29876541
isn't that kinda important? I mean, if you fail those rules you burn forever. Shouldn't you be damn sure you actually know what those rules are?

>>29876570
Luckily, incest is my fetish.

>>29875487
>>29875487
>>29875487
>>29875487
>>29875487
>>29875487>>29875487>>29875487>>29875487>>29875487
>>29875487

what wast there!!!
anon?

bluh bluh GUI work today

that storyboard sibsy did is awesome

>>29876432
By spank, I meant an act of physical assault. Not a Action to satisfy a fetish.

>>29876493
>>29876493
>>29876493
>>29876493
>>29876493
>>29876493
>>29876493
>>29876493
>>29876493
>>29876493
>>29876493
>>29876493
>>29876493
>>29876493
>>29876493
>>29876493
>>29876493
>>29876493

>>29876580
Rarity would be a magnificent and fabulous princess.

>>29876542
>worshiping Yahweh
>not glorious Celestia

>>29876444
yeah, i don't know
much to my dismay i don't study my bible enough to tell what how and why some rules aren't followed anymore
>>29876521
>DO NOT COVET YOUR NEIGHBOR'S OX!
what bible are you reading?

>>29876604
Why does everyone have to draw Luna looking sad?

>>29876544
to double the fun, try to imagine Fluttershy's voice as you read this.

>>29876537
Well shit, youre probably right..
stay classy anon.

>>29876580

I think you are referring to the Rarity Heresy. Rest assured, your glorious sun princess has dealt with this potential usurper.

>>29876369
well

>>29876493
Do you think ponies worshiped Discord before Celestia came by?

>>29876580

It means that once, Generosity was the most powerful and lead element of harmony. She was so generous that she gave of herself to absolve all pony kind of sins. She is pony jesus without the dying part.

Or not. I rather hope not

>>29876148
>atheistfag

>>29876544
I loled

>>29876244
Still the best, even when corrupt.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GaQaT267yk&feature=player_detailpage#t=361s

>>29876629
>what bible are you reading?

Can't tell if troll or beyond retarded.

I think it'd be pretty cute if Luna was afraid of the dark.

>>29876592
lucky you cuz my next story is going to be a NyxXTwilight shipping fic!


oh gosh
wouldn't that just be horrible
I'm more into the sibling incest anyway

Obligatory Noosepony.

>>29876452
was the flight on time?

good evening, leth. my linkboard was a little outdated, since all i do is copy it from your post. is there some central place it gets managed or is it all you?

>>29876592

Wait, aren't you the author of "Present Sins"?

>>29876634
because self insert foreveralone buzzwords buzzwords fuck if I know

Would you preen Celestia's wings and groom her coat if she asked you to?

>>29876629
Exodus 20:17
Your neighbors ox is sacred, man. Don't covet that shit.

>>29876660
That would make her job pretty complicated

>>29876660
WHY

>>29876493
>>29876610
Let's talk pony religion. Is it really faith if your deity is right there in your bedroom, putting things inside you without your permission?

Of course morality still exists and is used as a tool. It always has been and always will be.

>>29876486
Twilight Sparkle.

Flutter Shy.

AJ.

Rainbow Dash.

jeez, i'm done
i'm outnumbered and not educated enough in the word to keep this up

>>29876660

>>ALL OF MY DAAW
>>TAKE IT, TAKE IT NOW

>>29876641
>>29876641
> worshipped

>>29876493
Ponies? In a /co/ pony thread? Are you sure you're in the right place?

Cheerilee is a nice pony.

>>29876660
Daww

>>29876583
Well, shit. Somebody should have told me earlier.

>>29876686
>pony religion

>>29876662
> Hand pony
I am going to have nightmares forever.

>>29876580
Pretty sure this was Addressed in Sonic Rainboom; Rarity flew too close to the sun IE attaining godhood and Celestia stuck her down.

>>29876486
Dash, forever and ever.

>>29876662
THIS IMAGE CONFUSES ME

when the sun burns Celestia she sends it to the moon

No, the "children" of Discord did however.

Those being any creature made up of an apparent mixing of two or more distinct monsters or creatures, like Griffons or Maniticores.

>>29876661
Meh, Nyx and Twilight aren't even blood related. That's not even incest.

>>29876666
That's me.

>>29876662
She's so cute.

>>29876696
hot for teacher

>>29876686
It's not faith if there's evidence for it. And by evidence I mean you can actually go and see her. Maybe even say hello if you're lucky. Atheists in Equestria might find their houses catching fire.

>>29876197

Going to submit that to one of them pony sites?

>>29876562
Shut the fuck up, Vicodin.

>>29876662
All of my whyyyy

>>29876452
> japan captcha
> mfw i typed it correctly

>>29876696
Not all the time.

Rarity, always the most generous and understanding.

http://www.youtube.com/user/pensivepony#p/a/f/1/ieMIJpVImww

>>29876670
Exodus 20:17
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's house, thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's wife, nor his manservant, nor his maidservant, nor his ox, nor his ass, nor any thing that [is] thy neighbour's.

don't covet yo neighbors shit
not his house
not his wife
not his stuff
well in laymens terms

>>29876686
>implying religion is not more than muble jumble

>>29876486
Twilight.
I'd also have Dash in bed, but "snuggling" isn't really an accurate description. Rutting is closer

herisy you say?

Pony dating sims, where are they

>>29876725

Worshipped Discord that is*

BLAH

>>29876660
Oh god.
Why?
What is this feeling?

>>29876739
She gave away her umbrella without saying a word.

That bitch is HELLA generous.

>>29876442
>>29876442
>>29876442
>>29876442
>>29876442

>>29876726

Ohoho, that was a funny one! It helped me deal with the crippling insanity I developed after completing all of Past Sins.

Side note, is Mr. Breezy a pedophile or is he, like everyone, just pedo for Nyx?

>>29876740
But it's not in laymen's terms now is it?

>>29876736
But then, who is nice all the time, anon? Cheerilee does her best. Dealing with kids is a nightmare, you know!

>>29876770
Cancelled, unfortunately.

>>29876339
I still don't get the joke completely.
>>29876246

>>29876740
Hey man, this shit is the word of god, whether directly or indirectly, he wouldn't leave this shit to chance, what with it being the only possible way for us to not burn for eternity for some reason. Ox is a specific example, it must be there for a reason. Covet at your peril.

>>29876688
Your problem was getting into a religious debate on the internet.

That's like entering a land war in asia, or going against a Sicilian when death is on the line.

>>29876660
sort of like how I always suspected Celestia is actually not a morning pony? I mean, she's literally up at sunrise every morning for more than a thousand years! No weekends, no holidays.

>>29876660
So Cute!

>>29876662
oh you lolip

>>29876729
So if nobody has faith in Celestia, where does she get her power from? Does she just have a lot of faith in herself? I like to believe Celestia has a lot of faith in herself, and that's where her godhood comes from.

Any old pony could do it if they had half the confidence Celestia has.

>Earlier: part of your message is not allowed because it contains the word pony
Sometimes I forget Moot is kind of a faggot.

>>29876795
Now, I could give some kind of post-facto justification about how Mr. Breezy's only appearance is with the CMC, so I chose him because OBVIOUSLY there are pedophilic undertones there.

but, no, yeah, he's just pedo for Nyx like everyone else.

>>29876817
right, he was covering his bases
back then having an ox was a big fucking deal!

>>29876815
Hasbro shows typically exist to sell toys. And sometimes these toys say things when you press a button.

>>29876824

>>29876801
Hey Terse, Rusty coloured my picture~

I can't post it though because I guess it's still stuck somewhere on here, oh well...

Oh god.

Going back to the topic of a human insert, what about God? The Gods? Spirits? The Prophets? Every divine being worshiped by human kind ever.

What would all that entail if one was suddenly in Equestria? For that person? For that world?

>>29876660
>>29876660

Cute Celestia please?
Or they both together?
pretty please?

>>29876688
Which is the entire problem. Those who /are/ educated in "the word" find it much easier to spot the basic logical errors, and those who have faith, and thus really should fucking know this stuff given that they should believe it's literally the most important thing they could ever do don't know it. I don't goddamn get it. If you honestly believe life is a test for a literal eternity of further living, why the FUCK don't you know the rulebook?

>>29876848

Well, perhaps ponies have faith in Celestia's ability to protect them and safeguard the realm. She's done it for at least a thousand years and by now the ponies of Equestria must revere her a great deal.

>>29876848
There isn't a need for faith because the ponies can see their god.

>>29876356
Is there a Jesus huging Pinkie Pie? that would really make my day

>>29876669
Well sure, I'd probably fuck up hardcore, but you don't tell the princess to fuck off when she asks you to do something.

>>29876688
Wait, did a tripfag just take a controversial religious stance in a pony thread?

Damnit, tripfags. Look, I contribute shit to this community sometimes too, and I don't hate you on a jerk, but sometimes...

Sometimes you've got to not do stupid shit.

>>29876848
Her power doesn't come from faith, it comes from thousands of years of practice and training.

>>29876817
But I already coveted my neighbour's ox! It was the only thing of his I coveted! I coveted it all day long! Why oh why did I have to ignore the word of my Lord almighty, saviour of mankind?

>>29876884
Oh, good to hear, man, congratulations! How did it turn out? Did he post it under a name? I can always go archive diving for it. Mind giving me a rough timeframe?

>>29876815
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpfqOkr1dcE#t=50s

>>29876912
Pinkie is a scientologist
no im not really sure what that means I just want to seem cool

>>29876604
wait
did sibsy
do a storyboard
for ponykart?
am i missing something here

>>29876891

Cutest of cute Celestia.

>>29876875
Yeah, that's kind of the picture that inspired it.
Now that would make for an interesting slice-of-life episode.
A focus on Luna and Celestia switching jobs for a week because Luna's afraid of the dark and Celestia wants a chance to sleep in.

>never been in a /co/ thread
>first post I see is >>29876660
>mfw

>>29876950
shut up dinofag

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/1619596/Misc/ponies/misc/mlp_board_sample_by_sibsy-d4aix47.jpg

>>29876946
KLONDIKE!
Why haven't you drawn the Diamond Dogs playing poker?!
Like that painting!
FUCKING DO IT!

>>29876863
but he knows everything. Throughout all of time. He knows that the amount of time an ox is going to be all that important is, in the grand scheme of things, tiny. Thus, Oxes must have more importance than you give them credit for. Maybe we should have Oxes as pets, not dogs - dogs are mentioned fewer than a dozen times in the bible, all of them in a negative light. I don't think God likes dogs much. But he likes Oxes. How much are Oxes? Do you need an Ox permit? I don't know these things. I should find out.

>>29876648
'tis true. those guys killed orders of magnitude more than the crusades and any of the minor religious confrontations in the dark ages.
stalin's body count was what, 6 million?

>>29876939

Well I haven't coveted anything of my neighbors.

Although I did fuck his wife. Does that count?

>>29876965
I wouldn't get used to it

>>29876939
Oh gosh, all time bends together very quickly when you're as tired as I, it was either one or two threads ago I believe.

Turned out good, but the lack of background really hurts the picture, and now I can see my mess ups more easily in the colored version unfortunately.

>>29876965
You're quite welcome.

You probably shouldn't get used to it though.

>>29876886
>Yahweh
genocide
>Brahmin
genocide
>Zeus and company
genocide

Ect., ect.

>>29876835
That doesn't look like lolip's style.

Obligatory.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTEDqAEvENI&NR=1

>>29876660
Please please please do a sequel that somehow involves her big sister Celestia.

I don't care if she is also wrapped in a blanket or if she is comforting little Luna, just do it.

>>29876977
holy fuck that's awesome

>>29876965

Welcome to the herd, as the madmen of yore would say.

>>29877020
>>29877027

It's nice to get a good start, though.

>>29877009
Its been done already. Also its a question so I'm doomed to doing it anyway

in hindsight celestia should have seen luna's personality shift coming, since she is the goddess of pms

>>29876934
I'm pretty sure that when you are a god, thousands of years of practice and training are just what your followers have faith in you to acquire, therefor you have it.

Celestia had to come from somewhere. Did Celestia create all ponies, or did all ponies create Celestia? It's an important question we need to be asking.

>>29876977
oh, neat

i shed a tear every time you say that hoppip. words hurt.
well, some of them do
from certain people.

>>29876939
I'm sorry, man, you know the rules. As nice a person as you are, you'll burn forever. Unless you can un-covet it? What's the opposite of coveting?

>>29876848
She is a deity. Where do deity has its powers from?
I guess since she is the Spirit of the sun she has some channeling with its powers? Incredible amount I should say.

>>29877061
It has?
Well do it better than them!

>>29877071
shut up dinofag

>1000 A.D.
>still worshipping the false goddess

More twilight touching celestia ass

>>29877044
I'll second this, despite the risk of death by Hyperadoremia.

>>29877059
yeah...the /co/ group is pretty chill...mostly.

>>29877016
Shit, man, you're better than me. My neighbour had this sweet fucking ox, a real beauty of a beast of burden, just had to have it. I coveted it constantly. Still do. His oxen are just too numerous and wonderful for me not to risk eternal damnation in hell for!

>>29877026
Ugh, don't I know the feeling. All right, time for me to get searching, wish me luck. I'll comment on its quality when I get back, though even without a background, and considering potential errors, I can't imagine it being too bad, considering the original was great!

>>29877036

What about Buddha?

>>29877069
Or for those of us who've actually watched the show, we know neither of those are correct. Closest thing we have to an origin story now is her and Luna using the EoH to banish Discord, who previously ruled over the ponies. Whether this elevated them to godhood or not remains to be seen

>>29876664
Yes.

And I don't have anything organized for it other than a notepad on my desktop.

I could keep an update version if a googledoc if that could help.

>>29877069
It's ponies all the way down, man.

>>29877073
>What's the opposite of coveting?

Growing up.

>>29877016
only if wanted to fuck his wife, then it still counts as coveting.

but if youwere like "god damn it, now I have to fuck her, so freeking anoying."

Then you are safe

>>29877036
>>Zeus and company
>Rape and Genocide
How could you forget the Greek Pantheon's national passtime?

>>29877087
yeah see, that's just whatever
but from hoppip it hurts
like a spiky reptilian dick in your ass
and that hurts a lot
i should know

>>29877109
Buddha would probably fuck a pony. Give her the best damn orgasm she ever had, too, and bring her to enlightenment.

Or him. Buddha isn't a hater.

>>29876977
Wow, those storyboards are friggin adorable.
If they ever do a pony comic, I'd want the art to look like this.

>>29877086
YES NO MAYBE I DONT KNOW CAN YOU REPEAT THE QUESTION UR NOT THE BOSS OF ME NOW

>>29877073
On the bright side, at least despite burning forever, I get my neighbour's sweet ox. Surely that's worth an eternity smoldering in the infernal flames of the fiery pits of sulphur? Right? Please tell me it's right.
Opposite of coveting...coveting is wanting, envy...I guess I could get a better ox and make him covet my ox? Would that count?

>>29877069

Celestia is just some skank who usurped the throne and somehow became a tall lanky bitch with the power to move the heavens because, without it's rightful ruler, the world literally could not function on its own.

>>29877056

Well, thanks!
I've always wondered what this place is like.
Nowhere near as bad as i've heard.

>>29877097

It's definitely different, at least.

>>29877073
If you think the ox is icky, then you aren't coveting it anymore. Just wait for that ox to get a little older and you'll lose your attraction to it.

You'll find a nice, young ox of your very own if you give it time.

>>29877109
Support an oppressive caste system that leads to ponies' rights violations.

>>29876951
Cute Celestia thread?

>>29877103

I just can't get into coveting, man! I've tried adultery, I've tried dishonoring my mother and father, I've even tried murder, but this coveting thing is completely unappealing to me!

Maybe it's because my neighbor's oxen are pretty ugly. Where can I find some covet-able oxen?

I for one would love to see a Gill style character. Sort of an anti-Celstia. Has the whole "God I am" thing, has worshippers, has some kind of end game. Might do evil things, but its all justified to bring about his Utopia.

>>29877134
shut up dinofag

>>29877044
Sure.

>>29877163
Yes, I must have more

>>29877145
BUT I AM SO BIG!

>>29877114
eh, you don't have to go out of your way. i just wondered if there was something i was missing. copy and paste is still a thing i can do.

>>29877155
Folks make just about every place dedicated to ponies out to be one sort of hellhole or another. Never true if one bothers to look below the surface.

>>29876894
look, i sometimes find it hard to get through the chapters and chapters of stuff that seems so utterly cryptic. But i've seen in in my life, others lives, stuff that in no way should have happened.
why do you think i'm so chill?
why is it i can go through life not letting stuff bring me down?
because i know no matter what, it will work out.
I go through my life with god holding my hand, and that makes me indestructible.
no words can hurt me
no weapons can bring me down.
because i don't care
i have god to do that for me.
if thats not you're cup of tea then thats fine
all i can do is invite you i can't make you come.
but i've got something that makes me happy and nothing anyone says can change that.

return to ponies.
don't respond
i don't care to argue
so i won't respond

>>29877169
Which Gill are we talking about here?

>>29877155

Oh, give it time. We get worse.

>>29877163
>>29877189

>>29876166

>>29877169

Can you imagine the Twilight and friends facing off against him?

"The Mark of my dignity... shall scar thy DNA"

And then he reveals a blinding light.

>>29877155
this is a pretty decent thread, just avoid faceless and you'll be fine

as long as you can cope with unspoilered >porn or descriptions of what each pony's poop would taste like, you'll fit in just fine here!

>>29877218

Luna thread?
>Blue lantern she will be in season 2.jpg

>>29876977
>storyboards dont have to be drawn traditionally in the workplace
OH THANK GOD I HARDLY USE PAPER ANYMORE. I only use paper when my computer is far away.

>>29877201

True, but also true if you dig down a foot in /co/, you hit the septic tank.

>>29877103
That's right, it's a great picture because I'm great!

I could actually just post it to imgur for you though.

>>29877175

>>29877163
>>29877189

And more you shall have!

>>29877201

Well, I still plan to hang around, this looks like fun.

>>29877212

I'm not sure how to feel about this.
So here's Derpy in a muffin basket, I guess.

>>29876166

>>29877119
You mean just ponies standing on ponies forever on into space? I feel like this is something /co/ could really get behind.

Aren't there drawfags in this place? Where's my drawing of an infinite plane of ponies supporting all of pony existence, forever and on into eternity?

>>29877161
Equestria has no constitution, ponies have no rights

Dual absolute monarchy all the way

>>29877232

I've seen him before.
He's easy to ignore.

>>29877234

>>29877210
>>29877227

>Which Gill are we talking about here?

Street Fighter III Gill.

>>29876725
I am INTENSELY interested in this idea. It would add a great wrinkle to the Ponyverse. Gilda's species worshipped Discord! Maybe in ancient times griffins even assisted in Discord's chaotic tormenting of ponies.

>>29877240
luna thread

>>29877262

And that's how Equestria was made!

Cute Celestia in a cute Celestia thread?
How novel!

>>29877275

>>29877245
Yeah but when you've got a sentient one posting, what's the wort that could happen?

Yes I mean faceless.

Yes, that was a jab at his coprophilia.

Requesting that picture of luna eating a Moonpie

>>29877255

>>Mildly uncomfortable with stallion driving around in unmarked van

Ha-HA! You are innocent. Well, good to have you here.

Cute celestia thread

>>29877285

That is what I was thinking. Would also be a nice way to explain why Griffons tend to shy away from pony areas, and vice versa. They may not hate each other but their.. differences run deep.

>>29877302

>>29877302

So here's my worry; if I DO write something, and it's suitably horrible, won't that cause threads to derail just by me posting?

And don't say it won't, I've seen it happen with RagingSemi and Tozac.

>>29877207
The problems with most forms of ancient armor is the issue of protecting the eyes from threat and harm. As a result, those old armors made it hard to see what one was doing, and one faces a trade off. Partial blindness for safety from the unwanted elements.

God is often likened as armor to his servants. It's an extremely fitting metaphor.

Although if you ask me, you ought to get the modern shit. We're making ceramic knives and things these days, and protective shields for your face come in handy, durable plastics that serve a purpose without the old hinderances.

>>29877322

>>29877207
>facebookesque copypasta

Whatever helps you sleep at night.

>>29877348
Don't flatter yourself. You aren't that good.

>>29877255
>derpy in a muffin basket
>has a horn

>>29877346

>>29877366
Glad to hear it.

>>29877369
It's Dinky, bro.

>>29877348

Highly plausible. But then, you'll never know if you don't try.

>>29877369
i imagine that would make it dinky

>>29877165
Ha, dishonouring your parents, that's a good one. Have you tried deflowering someone already betrothed to another of higher status? Laying with another man as you would with a woman? Not making a proper sacrifice, or working, on the Sabbath? They're all great methods of finding eternal damnation, or so I've been told.
The thing I find about coveting oxen is that the grass is always greener on the other side. If you go to Mesopotamia, right down the valley from where I live, there's this little ramshackle hut operated by two Scythians and a Babylonian man, all three equal sinners - they've got some swell oxen, and some idols too, you should find everything you need to achieve complete damnation there. Free of charge, no thanks necessary!

>>29877247
That would be much, much, much better. Then I could properly appreciate your magnificent greatness, you know?

>>29877357
Ah, thanks.

>>29877345
Oh god the Ninja Wuna pictures...
Too damn cute!

>>29877369

I...
Just noticed that.
And i've had this saved for a good week.
Wow.

>>29877385
>>29877391
>fanon

>>29877348
Horrible in quality or content?
If it's, lets say for example
>rape
Then don't worry about it, just write it and understand that people will get mad at you about it. Just don't try to justify it unless you have a REALLY REALLY good explanation as that will cause massive derails.

>>29877360
>>29877353
>all i can do is invite you not make you come
>i don't care to argue
http://www.adventist.org/

>>29877397
HEREEEE WEEEEE GOOOOOO
http://i.imgur.com/zUlTy.png

>>29877430

fanon's okay so long as you don't treat it like canon

>>29877348

>rape

>>29877207
I know where you're coming from, I used to do that with tests in high school. I figure I can just wing it, I don't need to do any research or revision. Shit's easy, right?

Well, sometimes it wasn't. Sometimes I failed, got an F, maybe had to resit the test. You don't get to resit this test, bro, if you fail, you get punished. Forever. I dunno about you, but when the risk is that high, I'd do my fucking revision. Just thinking "It'll be fine, the rules can't be that hard, right?" in the face of that seems... insane to me.

Like, I'm not even joking any more. Fuck the Ox shit, I don't get your attitude, how you can simultaneously believe that life is the single most important test you'll ever take, and yet also do nothing to prepare for it. I stopped doing that shit by the end of high school, never mind adult life, and never mind anything important. I'm honestly fascinated to know why.

>>29877400

Prepare for Metal Gear Woona!

*Max 150*

Blasted Image Limit!

>>29877397

Hey, thanks! I'll make plans to covet some oxen there soon.

>>29877430
well does derpy with a horn make any more sense?

>>29877432
>if all else fails, play the victim!

Fuck off.

>>29877456
But some people do. And it sucks. A lot of drawfags do. Keeps me from getting good porn.

>>29877207
wow that's like me except I don't need god for it
you probably don't need him either
did you ever think that maybe you don't care simply because you don't care?

I've boiled my symptom down to have literally no passion for anything
if I lost an arm I wouldn't even give a fuck
as long as it was painless, pain still hurts, but I'm working on that one

Is there any Nightmare Moon porn? Not Luna, NMM.

Do you think I will get a raise if I leave a picture of Pinkie Pie on my boss's door?

>>29877487
Shit I had no idea that fanon dick-heads would be good for something.

>>29877487

>>Keeps me from getting good porn

I shall play the world's smallest violin to honor your plight.

>>29877430
>Background Ponies

>>29877463
>life is the single most important test you'll ever take
but............its not
its a mission
i know i'm going to heaven
now i just have to help others on the path to christ

>>29877348
What exactly are you writing? Rape fiction? If it's evocative and meaningful, man, maybe. If it's so terrible and yet so ubiquitous it hurts, maybe also. But if it's in the middle, in any way, or if it's simply just good, it won't, I think.

>>29877444
Yeah, the colour job draws attention to Fluttershy's slight obesity and Discord's missing wing, and maybe a few perspective issues, but nothing you haven't already pointed out and discussed with me beforehand. Otherwise, it's top-notch work as always, man! You're great at what you do, looking forward to seeing more!

>>29877499
Probably not, man.

Go with Rarity.

>>29877521
>I know

Maybe you should upgrade your epistemology.

>>29877487
you just said because artists frequently do it it's canon and it isn't what you want you lazy ass draw for yourself or through money at them

>>29877432
If you want to extend the armor metaphor rather than inviting me to church, you could assume I'm telling you to just alter your morals to fit with the times. We all do it. The minute you drop the pretenses of right and wrong and make your own decisions, you're pretty much free to happily whatever the fuck you like.

>>29877523
Mute Scratch being raped.

http://www.livestream.com/fluffy__butts

Fluffy is making a vector/model thing in Flash for Berry Pinch/Ruby/ Berry Punch's Kid

get in here

On the subject of Griffins,

Do magical Griffons go to Griffindor?

>>29877472
and what am i a victim of?
besides being strong armed back into an argument?

>>29877521
Why? Why are you so special? You, by your own admission, have not actually read through the bible. If I were running an eternity of happiness, I'd at least want people to read my book before getting in. In fact, I'd be pretty pissed if they called themself a fan of my work, and yet hadn't actually finished it, that's downright insulting.

>>29877521
>i know
that's not a very christian thing to say
i'm 99% sure you are trolling though, and it's fun

>>29877571

New thread.

>>29877493
Yeah, Iram and a few nameless have done some

>>29877546
>you just said because artists frequently do it it's canon

But I never said such a thing

>it isn't what you want you lazy ass draw for yourself or through money at them

And If I don't like the kind of cars that are available, should I just build my own? Should I fight my own fires if I don't like how the fire department handles it?