>no topic

Delicious new bread.

Hoppip how are you going to make a Dash plush if you use the same method for the hair

No subject?

Twilight's family

Did we ever find out why Pinkie Pie is afraid of bats?

>>29871751
Dash's hair alone would probably add about two hours of work...

>>29871672
is she that greyish blue and brown one?

>>29871674
most of the orange I find is either too dark or too yellow - she's a pale orange and nobody sells that color

>>29871698
dude I haven't even made it yet

>>29871756
Do her parents have any names yet?

AJ thread?

Topic: Discord fuses the minds of the main six, supplementing the reality of Equestria into an amalgation of the ponies representing the Elements of Harmony, trapping all of equestria in an utopia inside of their minds. Would this be awesome Y/Y/N

>>29871733
>listening to Mitos' advice
ah hahaha.

>>29871758

too many bad acid trips

>>29871777
no

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q817ONFjWJU&feature=related
We need this
but ponyfied

>>29871772
She is this one

>>29871778
A false utopia, or a real apocalypse?

Really depends whether they know their reality is an illusion.

>>29871778
it'd be interesting

>>29871751
probably something like pic related

>>29871764
you want stale bread then?

>>29871778
>listening to Mitos' advice

goddamn you are dumb.

I'm saying that that's stupid advice. Having no topic or just "general discussion" is fucking stupid.

at least make an effort to have a goddamn coherent discussion and if you can't think of a decent topic wait for someone who can

All My tears of happiness and joy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKBw1lxS4zE

>inb4 - again this shit. Seriously.

what if these threads were moderated to ensure quality

>>29871775
I call the mom 'Star'

Not sure about the dad. I want to call him Cosmo or something space/astrology related but I can't think of anything good for him.

>>29871777
Yes.

>>29871812
What if your mom orbited my tits.

>>29871778
N, because how can you break somebody's mind if they have five other personalities to support them?

Besides, mindlink never works right; you end up sending the Fluttershy body out to Applebuck, or the Pinkie to make dresses.

>>29871793
>failgun
Never fails to make me rage just a little bit on the inside.

>>29871737
Do you contribute enough to warrant a trip? If you ask me, the only ones who should have a trip are the ones contributing art/fanfiction/colours and the likes so we can distinguish who draws what.

>>29871813
I like RS's names of Dazzel and Orion.

>>29871796
False. He practically makes all of equestria freeze up into a static coma as their consciences migrate to the utopia world of the main sixs' collective mind.

Apocalypse would only be true if they could not escape before their actual bodies withered away.

>>29871777
I don't think that would be a good idea.

>>29871812
who'd moderate it? And who would guard the guards themselves?

Alright, "bronies" (or whatever you call yourselves now), I'm going to give you this thread to defend your reputation in the eyes of /co/. Prove yourselves, and show that you are not all hopeless fat autism cases. If you don't want /co/ to make fun of you anymore then you need to stand up against our namecalling.

Tell me about:
-Your job + yearly income ("student" doesn't count, lazy ass. I worked through college and so can you)

-Your current relationship status

-How many opposite sex people you've had sex with (gay relations don't count)

-How much savings you have in the bank

-When was the last time you went out with friends, and what did you do

-Any other notable accomplishments you've made in your life

-If you're feeling brave, post a picture of yourself to prove that you are not all ugly and fat

I'll return in a bit to read the results. If you care about how you are perceived as an individual around here, you will reply.

>>29871772
Hoppip I have this friend who would like a dj pon-3 how much would it be about 50-60 quid? and how long would it take

>>29871793
oh

uh probably not

nyx is a special case and I'm only going to do one of her

>>29871849

The moderators would moderate the thread.
You know, sort of like that job they signed up for.

>>29871839
>Orion

OH YES.

>>29871850

>mfw no one bothers to reply

do you guys think applejack can kill a dragon with her back hooves

>>29871793
Needs more wounds

>>29871850
> If you don't want /co/ to make fun of you anymore

we don't care

literally. I don't think it's possible for us to be more apathetic about what you think of us.

>defend your reputation in the eyes of /co/.

Wel your fighting a losing battle there dear

>>29871850

no

>>29871835
his trip allows us to distinguish the rape fetishist

Topic: Fucked up things ponyfags say

Discord and Flutters, by Toss, now colored!

>>29871803
I wonder if I could get a pony plush and then pass it of as being another pokemon plush

>has no problem with pokemon plushes but is embarrassed about ponies

>>29871839
Orions pretty cool name. I like it.

Still wavy on Dazzle Sparkle though. I'll just stick with Star cause its shorter.

>>29871884
Faceless Appreciation Thread it is...

>>29871863
So we get thought police? What constitutes quality? Is anon's waifu posts from the other day good? What about Faceless' bullshit? Should we ban all talk of sex here?

What lines do we draw?

>>29871835
This is why I've stopped namefagging. At the moment I have nothing to contribute.

>>29871874
Eeeyup.

>>29871854
commissions aren't open now

>>29871890
yeah but you'd look retarded if you were showing them to someone who knew a lot about pokemon

you could always get a parasprite if you want something you can just pass off easily as "a bug"

>>29871835
I use a trip as an incentive to not be a complete asshole to everybody.

>>29871850
> If you care about how you are perceived as an individual around here, you will reply.
What's funny is that replying in the way you ask would make my reputation worse, not better. The fact that I care what people think is precisely why I WON'T do any of that shit.

>>29871863
yeah, because that's gone great in the past

and by great I mean 404

>>29871850
I am into coprophilia.

I am an individual, not necessarilly associated to the rest in here, which if implied otherwise would mean you assume a hivemind argument.

Welcome to MLPG.

>>29871850
why? i personally have sifted through several months of your "namecalling" and "insults" to not really care what you think

>>29871850
6.5/10

>>29871875
I fucking hhhhate producing.

I get one track how I want, then I decide to twiddle on the cymbal EQ and both tracks suddenly sound off

fuck

this

shit

He doens't really have the head a a pony to me. It looks more like a goat's head. but dat neck. I'll agree on his neck.

>>29871850

>trying to prove if we are /co/ worthy by asking us to do /soc/ tier faggotry

no.

>>29871874
probably not in a single hit, unless it's very well aimed, but kicking apples was considered a legitimate weapon, so she could probably do some serious damage

>>29871839
To be fair, those weren't mine. I asked /co/ before I wrote that story and those were the two best names you guys could come up with.

>>29871884
refer to
>>29871850

>>29871850
>Meta talk
Yeah... No
You're really Alpha though, aren't you? I'm so scared.

>>29871850
>gay relations dont count

welp, see you later

>>29871758
She was in a bad lesbian relationship with a bat that resulted in her losing her home, her stuff, and one of her sisters. That's why she lives at Sugercube Corner.

>>29871904

stuff like faceless's metaphorical and literal bullshit
or horse sex
also moot should man the fuck up and stop giving a fuck about c&d letters to make a western porn board so we can get that out of these threads too

>The most dangerous enemy our race has ever known is loose again. I defeated him once before, but I'm not really feeling up to it so I'm gonna go ahead and let you six try it.

Tell me again why you revere this lazy horse so much? What has she ever actually DONE, besides tell stories of her glorious past? At this point I think we'd be doing you a favor by annexing you into the proud and mighty Griffin Empire.

>>29871920
Fetishes.
>pic.

I've spent way too much time on /b/ to even realize that some of them can be found odd. I mean... yeah I recognize them. I don't give a fuck.

>>29871948
Oh? Well we definately settled on a pair of good ones then.

>>29871850
I didn't know that people treat an imageboard as their second life.

Oh well, no wonder everyone is so autistic on /co/!

>>29871932
Just keep going, it'll come eventually.
Your stuff sounds at least a hundred times better than mine did when I started out.

Oh also check out my new track
http://soundcloud.com/ceasetrax/write-it-down

>>29871911
So how many paraspriteballs have you sold so far?

>>29871965
If you want overmoderated with no talk of sexuality at all, go to ponychan.

>cursed with spindly legs and a broken horn
>born with poor ears but instead he had giant ears sprout from the side of his body instead and now he has supersonic hearing
>a coat as black as his soul
>despite this he was luna's mentor and caused her to turn into nightmare moon
>he redeemed himself by personally defeating celestia in a mgaical duel
>beat trixie in a magic show so he took her cape
>now spends his time throwing parties at least 3 times as awesome as pinkie pie's

Do you rike it?

>>29871885
Thank you~

>>29871958
Do we have any one else here who is homosex? Gay Pride thread?

>>29871970
She's no longer the bearer of the Elements of Harmony, she's as powerless against Discord as anybody else.

>>29872001
You did a good job yo. Post the linework?

>>29871990

>with no talk of sexuality at all,

i dont mean that
things like "hurr guys how do i get a horse to fuck lol"

>>29871998

>supersonic hearing

>>29871947
I agree.

The dragon would probably get his jaw broken first.

>>29871986
about 4, with two more in the commission queue

>>29872009
I still maintain she could straight-up fight him, but the collateral damage to Equestria would be so great she wants to take a chance at resealing him with the Elements first.

>>29871850

How about fuck you. It's an anonymous image board and I highly doubt a one-off thread will change the opinion of anyone, much less you, since you already have quite the low opinion of us.

>>29872009
So she's gonna sit there and do nothing? She could fly over and retrieve the elements herself. Unless there's something else going on!

http://www.livestream.com/kevinsano

Yeah, this guy is streaming. Dicks going into pmny mouths or soemthing, i dunno

>>29871998
BROTHER I HAVE FOUND YOU

>>29872022
Oh. That's more than I was expecting. Carry on then.

>>29871998
needs more tutu.

>>29871998
>>a coat as black as his soul
>now spends his time throwing parties at least 3 times as awesome as pinkie pie's

>>29872009
>supreme monarch of three species
>powerless

See the problem?

>>29872035
typing like you're either angry or using one hand

>>29872016
That... may have come up once, maybe? So basically you want to ban jokes because they offend your moral sensibilities - again, Ponychan is that way. If you can't ignore shit you don't like, an open forum probably isn't for you - we all have opinions, senses of humour, so on, not just you.

>>29871982
awesome. and thanks bro, im working hard on learning this shit. im itching to pump my creativity on the face of the pony soundtrack yknow?
>>29872002
pride, brother

>>29871850

>Gay relations don't count

Oh, you're funny. I'm in stitches.

>>29872014
Thank you for the compliment, now I just have to think of the next thing I want to draw... It may not be ponies so I may disappear for a while!

I'm reading part 7 of dangerous business, can't really see how they can stretch it over 18 parts, unless they really can't find that plant they are looking for. sorry if unwarranted spoiler tags

>>29872058

do you honestly believe these threads are the best they can be and there's nothing to get rid of

>>29872054
>using one hand
>he talks about pony dicks

>>29871998
Nah man, check out MY oc.

>>29872023
I doubt that, the collateral wouldn't have been a serious concern last time, given that - assuming the paintings are accurate - ponies were literally being burned to death anyway, and they were still powerless against him without the EoH.

>>29872085
Yeah, everyone knows you need at least two hands for a pony dick

>no topic

>>29872071

IS FUNNY BECAUSE HE POSTED A PICTURE OF LIEING PONY
OH
THAT SLAPS ME ON THE KNEE

>>29872028
Yeah, just like Dash could.

And we all know how that went.

>>29871850
>Gay relationships don't count

>Not having a gay furry bronie homestucker boyfriend
>2011

>>29872119
You saying Celestia is just as strong as Dash? You funny

>>29871998

>>29872083
No, not at all, but overbearing moderation is not the answer. I'd rather a thread where we could talk about anything than one where we were constrained, even if the former has a few more things I dislike, because I can ignore what I don't like.

>>29872105
Last time was more than a thousand years ago. Equestria had time to heal from the wounds of the battle between Discord and the sisters. What I took from Celestia's exposition is that they fought him first, then used the Elements of Harmony when he proved too powerful to defeat with raw force.

>>29872112
Topic is now about the percentage of children that die before their first birthday in Equestria

>>29872050
Celestia seems consistently ineffective when it comes to dealing with things tho

Like that red dragon

She couldn't figure out a way to make him leave that didn't involve turning him to stone so she got Twilight to take care of it.

>>29872083
>do you honestly believe these threads are the best they can be and there's nothing to get rid of

I don't think any one would mind getting rid of your meta ponychan-style bullshit.

>>29872142
I'm saying Discord is strong enough that it doesn't matter. He was toying with the main 6.

>>29872140
we're supposed to? i-i didn't know

>>29872160
100%

IM POSTING THIS BEFORE YOU CAN GG

WHAT

>>29871998
Also obligatory

>>29872117

You're just mad because now you can't post that .gif image.

>>29872149
we're posting oc abominations now?

>>29872181
that's stupid juice you're stupid stop being stupid I hate you

>>29872161
She lacks subtlety. If celestia had to deal with every problem the garden in the castle would be much more impressive.

So, do they put down ponies that get severe leg fractures in Equestria? And do they use glue derived from animals?

>>29872160
None. Celestia prefers her sacrifices to be 6.

>>29872161
after a thousand years i'm sure she realized that she and luna are the last of their kind, and if the ponies want to survive they'll need to take care of themselves

>>29872190
Jesus fucking christ what

>>29872183
I am still laughing at this.

>>29872183
I giggled

>>29872190
>OC abomination.
CHALLENGER APPEARS

>>29872190
Fuck this, I'm going back to work.

Season 2 is when?

>>29872204
Yes. The nurse pony is an Earth pony. If she can't handle those medical problems she grabs her double barrel and puts em down

>>29872218
but wait, there's more!

>>29872200
>have to get dragon to move
>banish it to the sun

>parasprite invasion
>turn them to stone and use them to build a rock garden

>cockatrice attack
>imprison it in the place that it's banished to

damnit celestia, you can't just banish all of your problems

>>29871850
I work as a beggar, I have a lovely dog, who gives me everything a human female could, I don't know if opposite sex with animals count, but if they do, it's aroun 13. I have two canned foods at my safehouse, but I have no can opener. Yesterday we made a little get-together with some of my friends, stood around a burning trash bin and stared at it in the hopes that it could bring some warmth in our souls. it couldn't I once mugged and old lady, and I'm very proud of that.

>>29872197
prove me wrong faggort

>>29872083
Ever heard the metaphor about the tapestry?

You pick at the bits you don't like, and suddenly the whole thing comes undone.

>>29872238
Last Saturday

NO! PRINCESS CELESTIA DOES NOT LOOK LIKE THAT!

AGH! MY EYES! THEY DO NOT HAVE SNOUTS LIKE THAT

>>29872242
Celestias therapist must be the most nerve-wracked pony in existence

>>29872242
>not banishing all your problems
>in the year of our sun goddess 2011
That's a good one, anon.

you gonna get banished

Wait

What if weaver made a comic

And it was about sex. Pony sex.

That would be revolutionary.

>>29872245
> I don't know if opposite sex with animals count,
Yes, of course it does. Why wouldn't it?

>>29872071

They require less effort and are intrinsically inferior in perception than being with someone of the proper opposite sex. In Bronies cases, they are so sad they can only get obese neckbeard cock.

>>29872213
Then she must be awfully bored in that castle

Of course I'm assuming after raising the sun she just sits on her royal ass all day long. But she must do something to stave off the boredom....

>>29872241
very arousing

>>29872263
I'd really like to see this.
Celestia opening her soul to a therapist who's basically begging for his life while trying to tell her she's insane

>>29872281

>my greatest accomplishment to date is a flesh-to-stone spell that was easily broken by three children
>I can't even do THAT anymore
>you all worship me anyway because I'm charismatic and beautiful

You mad, earth ponies? You jelly?

>>29872281

>>29872281
Brilliant.

Okay, how many of you kids would like My Little Pony to deal with real-life problems, like the ones you face every day?

>>29872312
I'd cut a hole in her neck and fuck it

>>29872312
more like because she raises the sun
even if she can't do anything else, I ain't gonna argue with the pony who gives me sunlight

>>29872312
>spreading false information and propaganda
>that's a banishin'

Guys, what are we talking about here?

And who would like to see them do just the opposite - getting into far-out situations involving robots and magic powers?

>>29872323

Can it bring my parents back?

>>2987232
>>29872340
Both.

>>29872340
>>29872323

oh! me me me!

>>29872331
>mfw

On a lighter note, Luna is the second cutest pony, right infront of celestia and right behind applejack.

>>29872337

celestia.

>>29872312
It wasn't broken by three children, it weakened because she wasn't connected to the Elements anymore.

>>29872337
How incapable Celestia is when it comes to dealing with her problems

Not everything is solved by trapping problems in rock

>>29872337
About ponies, that are little.

And they are mine

Okay, according to the Stream monitor, Fluffy is online.. but he doens;t look like he;s streamign anything

postin the link here anyways

http://www.livestream.com/fluffy__butts

>>29872323

>real-life problems

Such as...?

>>29872367

running out of jerkoff lotion?

>>29872367
Combines stole my brother.

>>29872190

>>29872161

Actually I think Celestia knew the red dragon on a personal level somehow.

He was bizarrely chill. When Rarity was stealing his shit in front of him, he only just smacked the ground and stole it back. Even when "enraged" he held back and only blew smoke at the ponies. The other dragon, the one in the everfree who looked identical save for color, showed that they can blow out some pretty impressive fireworks when mad. He pretty much tried to kill and eat everyone.

I think Celestia used a dragon she knew wouldn't want to really harm/kill the ponies as a sort of test for Twilight and her friends.

My guess is that the red guy may have once held a position similar to Spike, which is why he was in Equestria, and how Celestia knew exactly where he was.

>>29872332
>she's my sex giver. i agree with her
she's my sun giver. i agree with her

>>29872352
Luna is pretty cute. I like her ass in a non sexual way. I really like her cutie mark, it's such a nice design.

>>29872333
Everyone in this thread is now banished, and then thrown into a dungeon at the place where he/she was banished to

>>29872367
Stolen laptops and gay best friends you talk into streaking.

...I don't have anything better.
>it must be enough until Kitty figure out how to actually draw stuff.

>Hey Kit whatchu dooin?
Ah nothing... drawing, sketching some stuff. Usual doodles.
>Yeye but what was it.
Ah You know... ponies kissing and stuff...
>Wat?
Yeah I can't possibly explain that. So here watch episode of this.
*click, click*
Then go to /co/ and read for a while.
*My little pony... my little pony...*
>Wat?
Then I made tea and everybody were walking dinosaur.

did you say oc

>>29872348
So, you want a realistic, down-to-earth show... that's completely off-the-wall and swarming with magic robots?

Guys, ponies look more like deer than ponies.

You're fapping to deer.

Okay, this might be a little rant, but It's much more of my personal opinion on this show.

So basically, I watched episodes 4,5 (apparently, It's a good idea to skip the pilots because they suck, and since "bronys" tend to somehow squeeze into every online community possible I had a clear grasp of things.)and also the first episode of season 2.

What struck me the most was...the mediocrity of it. The animation is in flash, and with this artstyle the artists aren't paying much needed attention to details. Also, the animation itself seems kind of clunky.

The second thing was the characters. I mean, come on, those are just paper cliche cutouts that you see in almost every kid's show! Hell, compare the mlp cast to recess and you'll see just how alike they are. The biggest problem here, is that characters with established personality like that don't have much room for improvement and generally will remain the same through entire show. The only interesting character I saw was discord, and that was due to his villainous nature.

And the think that was the final nail into the coffin, the harshness of the message this show is supposed to send. Seriously, the episodes all lead to a climax, conclusion that is almost always the same "friendships is great", "never give up"... the list just goes on and on.

Anyway, this is my personal statement on the show, and even now after watching it i STILL have no clue how could a show like this get such a great following. Either way, I won't be coming back to it any time soon.

and by any time soon I mean ever again

>>29872367
Suffering a terrible experience of embarassment because you tried to venture into the outside world?

>>29872400

Oh Godqueen, why would anyone defy you.

>>29872410

yep, absolutely

more fb oc

>>29872410
yes?

>>29872361
Requesting that picture of celestia playing "send it to the moon" on The Power

why use oc a face book pic

>>29872410

Why is that mirror sneezing?

>>29872410
HELL YES

Also you should win prizes by watching it

>>29872428
this one?

anyone else get really distracted when they smell honey in the air? i tried to draw pony and my eyes kept going cross-eyed, breathing erratic, heart thumping; all this until the smell dissipated.

Incredible

I leave for a few hours, and a thread dies of spam.

09/21/11(Wed)14:03

Can I leave you people alone for 5 hours w/o something going to hell?

>>29872415
>Implying we don't like it because it sucks
>Implying
>Iiiimplyyyyyyyyyying

>>29872415
Oh look it's this copypasta again.

>>29872391
>wouldn't really hurt them
it sorta did, sent Dash flying. If she'd hit something hard at that speed it wouldn't have been pretty.

>>29872415

>and by any time soon I mean ever again

OH NO!
PLEASE DONT LEAVE!

I...I just got sent a link to this...so I'm going to spread the horror to you all...

http://www.facebook.com/bronyism

>>29872410
Yes.

>>29872462
>implying it's not a copypasta

>>29872415
>Hell, compare the mlp cast to recess and you'll see just how alike they are.
Haha, oh wow.

>>29872400
Even the people who were defending you?

>>29872447
Ahhh that is an amazing .gif

>>29872470
Because Dash has never crashed into anything at high speeds before right?

>>29872479
>implying Recess wasn't amazing

>>29872479
>>29872472
>>29872462

>falling for the copypasta

Good, weed out the weak.

only the strong can be in my brony herd X3

*brohoof*

Dubs decides what I make a comic about

Balls/;

>>29872474
>Us, bronies should adopt our own year system.

>Like for example it's not 2011, It's 0 AFIM (After Friendship Is Magic)

>On October 10th, It will be 1 AFIM

>Or Super Mario bros was released 26 BFIM (Before Friendship Is Magic)

>>29872455
There you are, loverboy.

>>29872470

No she wouldn't. In equestria ponies can have pianos dropped on them from great heighst and live just fine. They were never in any danger from playing bowling for ponies.

>>29872447
Yep, that's the one...wait it's not, but this is a superior version.

>>29872509
Niggers.

Fuck, that's all I can think now.

>>29872509
pony sex

>>29872509
Faceless x Nathan otp

fuck it daily dose

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_6-KspZegsE&list=FLS9RS_93BRUYgRRwvCsrI9A&index=2

>>29872509
Gilda playing the vidya, getting angry and the resulting destruction

>>29872509
Rainbow Dash backstabbing everyone like the traitor scum she is.

>>29872509

vietnam

>>29872509
About this.
>>29872533
All 10 hours.

>comparing AJ with Zoro
>RD is an idiot who wants to be the very best

WHAT THE FUCK AM I READING

>>29872509

>>29872509
Aliens are invading Equestria!

Is Gummy a bad enough dude to kick alien scum off the face of the planet?

>>29872447

>>29872555
WINRAR
trips are like dubs but coated in chocolate

>>29872533
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_6-KspZegsE&list=FLS9RS_93BRUYgRRwvCsrI9A&index=2

>>29872498
in at least some control, with time to brace, hitting the relatively soft dirt, though

>>29872515
Fuck off, I just killed 40 pounds of vegetation and dead bark, chopped it all up into small bits and bagged it.

I am in no mood for this lover bullshit.

>>29872415
Yeah, copypasta doesn't work like that.

It shouldn't just be one block of text repeated at least twice in the same period of time, where people from the last thread have already fucking seen it once and can tell it's just copied. It looks even more desperate if it carries over into the next day.

And it's not even funny or rage-inducing; it's just >opinions.

>>29872555
yes this

>>29872509
Rainbow Dash doing girly stuff while being embarrassed.
Make it moe as fuck.

>>29872514
what the shit

they can't even think up stuff like, say, BC (Before Celestia)/AD (After Discord)?

oh wait, they're talking about irl years system. Not what the pony years system would be.


please hold me

>>29872555
This can not end well for anyone.

>>29872518
Twilight was in a cast from that. And that's /Twilight/, she probably learned self defense magic and healing quite early on - protege of the god empress is not exactly a low down posiiton

>>29872566
>RD is an idiot who wants to be the very best

So, she fits Zoro more? They are both stubborn and stupid.

>>29872578
>My post wins
>I never get trips
>Today has been slightly improved

>>29872571

Again?

So I guess I'm starting another life here!
I've been a /b/ brony since February, wanted to be a part of this place as well.

>>29872585
Shh shhh shhhhh. Just close your eyes and purse your lips.

>>29872630
Fuck off.

Just this one thing before I go to sleep: a good (Dangerous business good, you know, good by the fanfic standard) fanfic that has the mane 6 or at least twilight sparkle as main characters.

>>29872599
I was watching SotC yesterday, actually, and noticed Dash in particular. She didn't seem to mind the girly clothing stuff, just the staying still while it was made. And, of course, she didn't mind any of her dressing up for the gala

>>29872613

Actually it was cartoon immunity, which every cast member has. See Applejack in Apple Buck season. The ponies can't and won't be hurt unless the plot calls for it. Or Rainbow being catapulted into the side of Twilight's house in the same episode. It takes them all of 10 seconds to recover.

>>29872630

>>29872630
Go away. We don't like bronies here.

>>29872630
Someone get the redneck chase music in the pickup.
We got us a live one, boys!

>>29872630
Welcome aboard, here's your complimentary pony.

>>29872649

>>29872533
Her facebook.

>>29871850
>-Your job + yearly income ("student" doesn't count, lazy ass. I worked through college and so can you)
Student, but I'm also a triple major. I would hardly call that lazy.

>-Your current relationship status
Dating, kinda seriously.

>-How many opposite sex people you've had sex with (gay relations don't count)
Why doesn't gay count? Maybe I like dudes.
Not that I do,. the answer to your question is five.

>-How much savings you have in the bank
No real savings, but I also don't have income.

>-When was the last time you went out with friends, and what did you do
Last time I was out with friends was last night, playing D&D with some friends of mine. Last time I actually left campus to go hang out with people was a few weeks ago, I think. I don't have much reason to leave campus these days.

>-Any other notable accomplishments you've made in your life
Nope.

-If you're feeling brave, post a picture of yourself to prove that you are not all ugly and fat
Oh. I'm fat, let's not beat around that bush. However, I take good care of myself.

>>29872630
Welcome. Here we talk about tripfag drama, scat fetishes , trolls and anything else not relating to the show.

>>29872680
>her

haha

>>29872630
>I've been a /b/ brony

Nope

>>29872679

>>29872680
>her facebook
>her

EXPLAIN THIS BULLSHIT.

>>29872589

>And it's not even funny or rage-inducing;

So why are you mad then?

>>29872630

>mentioning bronies and /b/

Sure is easy mode trolling, I'm surprised you didn't just mention ponychan too.

>>29872533
I'd like to thank you for spamming that all this time. It's really cheered me up recently.

What if Faust rebooted He-Man? With Prince Adam as a really flamboyant Tom of Finland type homosexual, with lots of house music. He never actually changes into He-Man, he's just himself.

>>29872667
plot armour doesn't count when talking about what-ifs. Dash didn't get hurt BECAUSE she didn't hit anything at that speed, that doesn't mean she wouldn't have been hurt if she had.

And, of course, the more logistical issue - why would Celestia organise something that would cast smoke over her entire kingdom and fuck with food production and the weather system for a test of... a test of what? Their mountain climbing abilities? There are many ways she could test them without having to put anybody else in danger.

>>29872613
>>29872470
>>29872518

>taking cartoon violence seriously

>>29872666
its implied that Dash went to Rarity to get 'prettied up' for the Princess' arrival

very heavily actually, I forgot what Rarity says to her right before she sits down she says something that clues us in

Why are we supposed to hate ponychan again?

>/d/iscord

>>29872715
>replying to someone
>he must be clearly mad

Oh look, guys! GodWin's Law!

Everyone who replies to me is now a mobese retard who needs to kill himself!

>>29872680
>HOLY SHIT GOT 20 MINUTES LEFT! MUST CUM

...I don't know what's worse, that achieving orgasm in less than twenty minutes is some kind of big deal for this person, or that they posted it to fucking facebook.

>>29872691
>>29872703
At least that what "she" says. Also, the relationship is with another girl so I'm guessing it's a "we're best friends we go so well together uguu~"-kind of relationship.
She also "likes" Nyx.

>>29872742
"Don't you want to look nice for the princess?"
And then she sits the fuck down and lets Rarity get on with it. Even though what she's wearing is, frankly, hideous.

>>29872742
What what?
I don't remember this.
What episdoe was this? Bird in Hoof?

>>29872754
Hmm...someone who can add and remove body parts at will...
Oh my...I believe I've been corrupted

>>29872696

>>29872734

I don't think Celestia orchestrated it that much. I meant that the Dragon had been living in Equestria, one that Celestia had familiarity with. When the snoring thing happened, Celestia knew who it was, and decided it would make a good test for her star student, so sent the mission to Twilight.

Not that she had placed the dragon there for the purpose of causing the problem in the first place.

>>29872764
How are you finding all this? Facebook search for 'Jacky Fappy' isn't coming up with anything.

>>29872788
Not to mention some pretty strong mind control

>>29872742
Applejack and Pinkie Pie are the only ones who don't seem to care much about their personal appearance.

Dirt pony scum.

>>29872281
It was suggested last night that he do a pony Tumblr.

It would be perfect for him because it's just answering questions using single images.

>>29872715
What makes you think being mad is the issue? I'm just confused as to why this guy think copying and pasting the same few paragraphs in every thread he's in is clever or amusing.

It's on the same level as the piss requester who would do nothing but spam replies to his own posts, which is something that should be left in /b/ or /sp/. I wouldn't be surprised if this guy starts doing the same thing.

>>29872754
Now we're talking my language

>>29872757
Oh yeah, your mad.

>>29872789
Fuck this gay ban, making everything slow.

>>29872742
Athletic tomboy girls doing girly stuff is my fetish.
Being embarrassed about it only makes it better.

>>29872792
If the dragon was a spike-esque ex-assistant, it'd know full well why it couldn't sleep there, though, and probably have a lot more respect for ponies asking it to move.

>>29872818
My mad what?

>>29872732
>Skeletor is the annoying asshole neighbor.
>They live in an apartment and he stomps on the floor above Prince Adam.

>>29872810

u mad bro?

>>29872807
it'd be cute on Pinkie, though. She'd be covered in a light coating of sugar, flour, and anything else she'd been baking with.

AJ'd be covered in a light coating of dirt. Not cute.

>>29872838
>>29872810
>>29872836

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwKclhWlo-0

How do you ponyfags explain this?

>>29872732
What if.....He-Man and MLP FIM were THE SAME SHOW

>>29872824

I second this. Dash is so cute in her gala dress.

>>29872680
>I managed to squeeze one out just in time! :D Thanks for believing in me Pinkamena!

Who is prettier, Bon Bon or Lyra

>>29872845
>vinyl/octavia humanized

hai thar graham

>>29872865

explain it?

well its pretty funny

>>29872799
I guess she took down her profile since so many /co/ guys found it. It was full access and everything. I found her profile yesterday if I'm not mistaken.

>>29872837
How about Skeletor being the landlord and is concerned about Prince Adam living in the same apartment with Teela and the Sorceress?

>>29872865
We are skilled in our craft.

>>29872865
v2.0 is better.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdZa2phzWe8

>>29872868
Dash has the best gala dress

you see this

what do

>>29872868
She really is, she had the nicest dress. It was that episode that made me realise she was the prettiest pony.

>>29872865
People who rage at this stuff haven't been on 4chan very long.

>>29872872
7/10
Noticed the JPEG artefacts at the last second and aborted mission.

>>29872883
Both are good but I prefer Bon Bon in this pic.

the fuck is going on between these two?

http://askthediamonddogs.tumblr.com/
http://askdjp0n3.tumblr.com/

haha u guys so mad

I like ponies.

Am I welcome here?

>>29872893
I would watch the SHIT out of it.

>>29872916
Say hello, then hopefully talk to her with intent to [spoiler[hug

>>29872865
I just yesterday found about about this and others.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SsaJPCMFZfY

>>29872865
>>29872901


no pony thread simulator simulator wins

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jyzHn4ijUKA

>>29872937

depends.

Is MLP your new religion, which you obnoxiously spread to whoever can't escape you?

>>29871850
Physics professor-$100,000+
-Not in a relationship
-Virgin
-$80,000
-Never go out with friends, I hate everyone.
-None
-Nope

>>29872865
What's there to explain? People say some fucked up shit sometimes.

And quite frankly I'm surprised there aren't more of these. We put out enough in a day to fill at least two.

>>29872935
Something adorable.

>>29872935
I don't know but it's giving me some really adorable Scratch pics.

>>29872937
>8GB RAM

You need that much to render pony ass?

>>29872865

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VfcVT-Xy6t8

how do you tf2 players explain this?

>>29872935
I discovered these ask tumblr things when I never went to /co/ for a long period during the summer.

Some were pretty disturbingly hot

>>29872901
>4Chan is the reason people hate bronies. If I knew where the 4Chan servers were housed I would fire bomb the building.

>>29872956

No, but I like the pony music on Youtube, the reaction images, and the plot.

>>29871850
I don't have to prove anything to you.

>>29872937
Ps master race is always welcome friend.

>>29872935
>Mute Scratch: The tumblr.
LargeWellDressedManSayingYes.gif

>>29872992
It was a trick question congratulations you pass

>>29872818
obese retard detected

>>29872937
You like ponies? Prove it.

>>29872959
Sad thing is, your profession alone makes you better than 99% of the people here.
Despite your otherwise deg
enerate and friendless lifestyle.

>>29872935
>Mute scratch.
Glorious.

>>29872992

You sound good enough.

welcome to the shit pile

>>29873003
>ps
Whelp I fucked that up
>pc

>>29871850

Tell me about:
> Your job + yearly income ("student" doesn't count, lazy ass. I worked through college and so can you)

Military contractor in Afghanistan, $100000+

> Your current relationship status

Married, 5+ years

> How many opposite sex people you've had sex with (gay relations don't count)

6

> How much savings you have in the bank

Few thousand, mostly we've been paying off student loan debt from my wife's nursing degree

> When was the last time you went out with friends, and what did you do

August, since that was the last time I was in the US. We went to a drunken party at a friend's house with about a dozen people.

> Any other notable accomplishments you've made in your life

USAF 2000-2007, final grade was a Staff Sergeant, OEF and OIF vet with tours in Saudi Arabia, Iraq, Afghanistan, South Korea, and Okinawa.

> If you're feeling brave, post a picture of yourself to prove that you are not all ugly and fat

No.

Applejack is the best pony.

>>29872992
I saw you on /o/.

>>29872992
Good, that's the first test. You'll need to go through a few more, we don't let just anybody into our super secret clubhouse.

>>29873018

I went to this. Pic related: I took it myself.

I just want pony hugs.

Is this so much to ask for?

>>29872966
> :o
> :)
> :D
> :l
hnnnngggg

>>29872555
GILDA PLAYING VIDYA

>>29873028
...I hate myself sometimes.

>yfw she gets raped in a bathroom stall and nobody comes to help her because she can't yell for assistance
>people come in, use the bathroom like normal, and just assume it's a couple having sex

>>29872959
Physics/astronomy major here.
>Not in a relationship
>Virgin
>Never go out with friends, I hate everyone.

Looks like I'm set on the right path for my field.

More PON-3.

>>29872992
can you upload that derpy pic

So how does tumblr exactly differ from a regular blog service?

>>29873056
>5 digit salary
>married
you dont belong here

>>29873104
10/10

>>29873080
why would a beautiful, smart, and attractive pony want to put her hooves on your fat ugly ass

>>29873104
funny, that could also double as a Persona 3 cross over

>>29873106
I would not be surprised if you wrote a fapfic on that.

I dare you. I fucking dare you.

>>29873104
At least she didn't play Dragon's Dogma.

>>29873148

>>29873148
>implying I can write

Seriously bro, have you ever even seen me try? There's no way I could do the scene justice.

>>29872533

>>29873133

My wife's a /b/tard.

>>29873104
Requester here.
You have pleased me greatly

>>29871850
I'd be tempted to post all that info and contribute to the shattering of stereotypes, but when it comes down to it, this is the internet and all of that is irrelevant.

>>29873165
I thought you wrote and that was your thing?

What DO you do?

>>29873104
Well that made coming here worthwhile.

>>29873104

>>>/v/111029864

>>29873183
I do my best anon, glad you like it.

>>29873056

I've wondered how many military bros were in these threads.

I'm considering the military after i get out of college, would you recommend it?

>>29873146

Shut up and cuddles.

I've finally found what I was looking for.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6mABAuGVx0&feature=channel_video_title

>>29873170
are you saying i hate poni

>>29873191
Nothing at all.

>>29873146
How would a pony know if a human was fat or ugly?

They've never met one, they have no standard of judgment.

Unless, they're comparing you to anything else in the show, in which case, all humanity is boned.

>>29872935
PONY BESTIALITY.

>>29873206
>posting anything pony related on /v/

>>29873109
Indeed you are.

>>29873148
>>29873163
...Why would you WANT me to write this?

Then again, if two people want it, it would be rude of me to not at least try...

>>29873131
it acts more like twitter from what i've seen, fast paced. dunno though, haven't been using it long.

>>29873124
ask and you shall receive

The heck is this?

Sheesh, Twi, you're such a nerd.

>>29873300
>upscaling images for background use

You sicken me

>>29871850 (gay relations don't count)

Stopped reading here, homophobic douche.

>>29873310
>Implying that's Twilight and not Octavia

>>29873310
Twilight isn't even in that picture.

>>29873291
'cause it sounds like an interesting idea and I'm trying to motivate you, you lazy fucker.

>>29873333

maybe the CD was a gift from twilight?

and Octavia is showing scratch?

>>29873333
>>29873332

I'll never live this down.

>>29873220
Not the same guy but yes, yes I would.
If not for the work then for the change in setting and living rhythm.
I wouldn't be the man I am without the army.

>>29873291

oh hey yeah, deaf, you were the one who started that workout routine, right?

did you keep up with that or quit like all the other non-fit human scum?

>>29873274
GOOOOD

Voodoo Scratch x Rover x Ice cream OTT

>>29873106
I would like to see Tozac try this on.
It would be traumatizing.

>>29873358
Don't worry, you'll learn to live.

>>29873363

is everything the recruiters say bullshit to get you to sign up?

>>29873077
>Camera Model = Transformer TF101
Interesting, I didn't know anybody actually used those tablets. What's your opinion on them?

Anyway, that's the second test passed. The third one, well, it's not safe to discuss it on a public board like this, but let's just say I hope you're prepared to knock over a few banks wearing nothing but a paper cutout Rarity mask.

>>29873346
Even still, there is nothing nerdy about Classical music.

>>29873291
By the by, I heard that mutes make loud "croaking" noises during sex. At any rate, they're not silent.

>>29872403
you made the pic thank you!