Buy some sweatervests

Watch other stuff. Hang out at Barnes & Noble to see if the guy who stole my laptop shows up again.

Talk about ponies.

>>29865506
what would you do if that guy DID show his face again?

Okay, this might be a little rant, but It's much more of my personal opinion on this show.

So basically, I watched episodes 4,5 (apparently, It's a good idea to skip the pilots because they suck, and since "bronys" tend to somehow squeeze into every online community possible I had a clear grasp of things.)and also the first episode of season 2.

What struck me the most was...the mediocrity of it. The animation is in flash, and with this artstyle the artists aren't paying much needed attention to details. Also, the animation itself seems kind of clunky.

The second thing was the characters. I mean, come on, those are just paper cliche cutouts that you see in almost every kid's show! Hell, compare the mlp cast to recess and you'll see just how alike they are. The biggest problem here, is that characters with established personality like that don't have much room for improvement and generally will remain the same through entire show. The only interesting character I saw was discord, and that was due to his villainous nature.

And the think that was the final nail into the coffin, the harshness of the message this show is supposed to send. Seriously, the episodes all lead to a climax, conclusion that is almost always the same "friendships is great", "never give up"... the list just goes on and on.

Anyway, this is my personal statement on the show, and even now after watching it i STILL have no clue how could a show like this get such a great following. Either way, I won't be coming back to it any time soon.

and by any time soon I mean ever again

>>29865506
>Steals laptop
>Goes back to place he stole laptop just because

http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/09/baldurs-gate-pony-mod.html


do not show this to /v/for the love of god shit will hit the fan

>>29865526
Could you atleast alter some of the copypasta you post?

>>29865526
Nice copypasta.

I wonder how they will show violence in future episodes.

One Piece style would actually fit, since it's actually awesome (hoof-kicking a giant's face) while still having sense of humor.

>>29865518
Call non-emergency number to summon a wild police officer and watch the guy from the other side of the cafe.

If he goes to leave, Citizen's Arrest the bitch until the cop shows up.

>>29865547
>don't do something that would infuriate another board
DON'T TEMPT BE FRODO

>>29865536
He didn't exactly strike me as the sharpest crayon in the box. The lady working the Cafe said he had been there all day the day before he stole the laptop as well.

fuck you guys

>>>/v/110999513

>>29865576
Really? Seems a bit complicated. It really would be simpler to smash him over the head with an encyclopedia.

But you're just too fucking beta for that, aren't you, faggot.

I'm betting there was no stolen laptop at all and this is just a plea for attention.

Faceless, I summon thee!

>>29865547

>that mod

Not all that impressed

>>29865603
You got me so soon?

>>29865564
>implying MLP: FiM isn't already One Piece

>>29865620

ARISE FACELESS! ARISE!

Out of curiosity, what fandoms were you guys into before the FiM cartoon? What were you doing pre-FiM?

>>29865547
They don't give a rat's ass about humanized mods. The reason they hate MLP is because they're still on that whole anti-furry kick from 2005.

well this thread got off to a amazing start

anyone got the /new/ comic?

I want to edit it into nathan gettign his laptop stolen and then complainign about it on 4chan

>fucking ziggers, coming into town and stealing a brony's laptop, why they aughta

>>29865604
It would be simpler but it wouldn't get me my laptop back and would possibly just earn me jail time.

That's what the citizen's arrest is for. If he tries to leave I have a legal right to... restrain him.

>>29865649
Me? Nothing, that's what. I was bored out of my fucking gourd. Most of my days were spent surfing /k/ and working. Ponies gave me something to obsess over, which was awesome. I don't like not having something to obsess over.

>>29865649
TF2. Then Homestuck before the trolls got introduced, then MLP.

>>29865547
I can't resist. Must download now.

>>29865629
Seriously where is this guy. I want to know if he an herod or not

>>29865670
You're the hero that Barnes and Noble deserves

>>29865649
Pre-MLP I was watching a lot of anime, but I was also into Phineas & Ferb and Cosmic Marvel. Fairly Odd Parents too, but my interest in that has been waning.

And video games. Lot's of video games. My best-received-fic-ever was a Zelda fic that /v/ really enjoys. It details the origins of Majora and the various races/landmarks of Hyrule in the form of a myth.

Just remember, collecting ponies is step one to end up like this guy.

>>29865666
i don't know if i approve, but my approval is irrelevant
here's the comic anyway

>>29865670
inb4 pics of Nathan's bloody face.

>>29865695
He's in Portland. Apparently in one of the local Barnes and Noble's. Go kick his ass.

>>29865670
Stop acting like a faggot. In Texas, I am well within my rights to smash him upside the dome and demand he return my laptop or I'd call the cops. No reason to invoke the courts and waste my taxes. Besides, if the cops retrieve your laptop, they WILL look inside of it.

Hope you hid your pony folder well.

>>29865702
The least they could do is have all of their volumes of Transmetropolitan all in one spot...

>>29865666
YOUR WILL BE DONE, SATAN

>>29865724
Oregon is not as awesome as Texas then.

>>29865629
Who's Nathan anyway? Is it just some ugly guy we've decided to make fun of?

>>29865744
It's Pagemaster.

>>29865744
He's digivolved into Pagemaster now that he's become the fandom's most awesome writefag. According to him, anyway.

Faceless, Satan, and Rapin time

Damn I love this place/

>>29865763
What does he do? What's he famous for?

>>29865744
Pretty much. I write stuff too and make album covers for the Eurobeat stuff, but that's pretty much all there is to it.

>>29865648
FROM THE BLACKENED NIGHT, I CALL YOU FORWARD, MAN WITH NO FACE

What if MLP met Persona?

>>29865777

>>29865796
Arguably, it already has.

>>29865796
There's a bad fanfic like that on EqD.

I kind of like it, but I disagree with some of the arcana used and direction taken just far. I'm going to follow through with reading it, though. It just..makes me happy.

>>29865720

>>29865777
Fucking up the threads with his drama and autism.

>>29865786
guys, it's not working

TIME FOR MISSES CAKE, BITCHES!

>>29865547
HOLY FUCKING SHIT

I WAS JUST SUGGESTING THIS IN A PONY THREAD THREE DAYS AGO

>MFW REINSTALLING ICEWIND DALE 2

>>29865808
>gore
because it will totally kill a fictional character. Atleast it's not pinkieabuse

>>29865808
Retard, sega does nothing.

Go back to irc from whence you came, nathan.

>>29865823
>filename

>>29865826
I don't think there are any good human in Equestria stories, but that's personal opinion.

Pagemaster, you've read more stuff in this fandom than I have, maybe you have some suggestions?

>>29865823
It's sad that this is some of the only stuff I've seen produced in threads recently, with the exception of some fanart (but most of that comes from streams anyway).

>>29865796
>>29865814
wait, which one is this? the P3 one or the P4 one? the P4 one is okay, but i'm not too fond of the P3 one.

anyway, MLP meeting Persona would be all right, you'd end up having your typical Persona plot though. nothing fancy, just summoning manifestations of your psyche to fight demons and shadows, only with ponies.

>>29865808

>>29865808
>sega

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NDAjEUCiljk

>>29865839
I beg to differ, good sir.

>>29865847
I stay away from HiE like the plague.

It is inevitably self-insert bullshit and that never turns out well.

Forget Persona, MLP is now all Shin Megami Tensei.

Law Celestia vs. Chaos Luna.

>>29865835

AND HERE'S A SIDE ORDER OF SCRATCH

>>29865840
marché you have no right to tell me what the fuck is healthy and what isn't, you're easily the most vile monster of a protagonist ever to exist in a final fantasy game

best, bar maybe ramza and zidane, too

>>29865854
Challenge accepted

>>29865847
OK, but

The topic atm is Nathan, and derailing this subject will irate people. I'll wait until next thread to ask more from you and all.

>>29865855
I was referring to the P4 one. I honestly was just butt-hurt they didn't give Twilight the Fool Arcana as for protagonist tradition, but I eased off my argument when they didn't just blindly give it to Derpy instead.

>>29865871
Except for GG's short series. That was the only good HiE comic I've read.

>>29865840
>Talking to Nathan
>Post picture of a villain
I see the symbolism

>>29865840
But I come from here...

>that feel when your breakfast consists of lukewarm water and a handful of chocolate chips
Living the dream!

>>29865876
those don't look right at all

>>29865867
Your kung-fu is weak.

>>29865888
GliterGlue did an HiE series? I must read this, I enjoy his sense of humor.

>>29865904
All I had today was a couple handfuls of cheerios and skittles

fucking richfag

>>29865887
yeah, that's pretty much the way i reacted too. twilight obviously isn't a wild card, which got my goat good, but otherwise, it's not too shabby. giving derpy a main-cast role, yosuke's role, though, that was blatant pandering and i dislike it a lot. but i'm not the author, not my place to comment.

>>29865874
we had this discussion yesterday man, it's been established that if anything were to happen, luna would be more neutral than chaos (considering discord) and side with celestia
anyway, more of a celestia kagutsuchi type myself

>>29865892
Sounds about right.

So, from what I've gathered in this thread.
Nathan is an autistic poster who ruins threads with his drama. His laptop got stolen and he also writes some fanfiction that is not as good as he thinks.
Does it sound reasonable?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InGTiCDBPZI&feature=feedrec_grec_index

>>29865914
I know RS did one. He knows they're inevitably all author self-insert wish fulfillment, so he turned that factor up to 11 and it worked out pretty well.

>>29865919
You guys are always talking about Shin Megami Tensei - my interested has been piqued. Is there any way to play this series of games without spending five hundred and ninety nine US dollars for a Playstation Triple?

>>29865876
None of them actually look like the style they supposedly represent.

>>29865892
You are posting good things about Griffons
Clearly you meant to summon me.
WHAT DO YOU WANT?

I am starting "It's dangerous business, going out your door". what should I be expecting?

>>29865948
yes - get the ones on DS, PSP, PS2, and emulate the rest, or emulate them all. i'd give you a list but i'm about to head out for lunch, i'll pop in on steam later and help you out. or drop me an email, man, whichever. we'll get you into the best RPG series yet.

>>29865919
But who would get mara?

>>29865936
Pretty much, although I'd add that most of the drama comes from people intentionally trying to get a rise out of me.

And as far as my fics go I'm only going by the comments I received on them after writing them and when they were posted on EqD and fimfiction.net

When I first posted them on /co/, they were pretty well received as well. But that was January.

>>29865948
Spend Twenty Nine Ninety Five on a Playstation Check Out My Double and get the first few games.

>>29865936
I have arrived in these pony lands recently, and the first I hear is of this "Nathan".

Is he some kind of King to you?

>>29865936
yep

>>29865945
From what I can gather, Human-in-Anything's are fanfics on what the author want's in fantasy what he can't get in reality, like a relationship, materials things, fame ect? That's why they're always so shit, because they're basically selfish in nature, just for the author and not for the reader?

Like Twilight?

>>29865973
futashy
okay now i seriously have to go, mexican steaks are calling

>>29865604 ME ANGRY, ME SMASH

Man, I miss high school. Stuff was so much simpler then, right?

>>29865980
More like the town whipping boy.

>>29865914

>>29865629
>>29865629
Does anyone have the picture of "bronies" from that like, very first small meet up?

The set had a dude with an accordian playing but i'm looking for the group shot. Regrettably I think a friend is in it, fuck.

>>29865975
Naw, man, most of the drama comes from you getting defensive against them. Don't put the blame at their door - it takes two to tango.

>>29865980
I've basically become the Taiga/Lanced Jack of these threads.

>>29865970
>>29865978
I've got one kicking around somewhere, I guess I need a list or something...

>>29865967
A Lord of the Rings inspired awesome adventure epic that's probably one of the best fanfictions that's been written, in this fandom or otherwise.

That said, don't go in with your expectations too high, that's setting yourself up for disappointment.

>>29866001
You lucky shmuck.

Enjoy you're awesome steaks

>>29866002
Cheaper, too. No court costs to pay if he just forks the damn thing over.

>>29865992
self-insert wish fulfillment bullshit can work pretty well if the self-insert is vaguely defined well enough, because then the reader can insert themselves, not just the author.

>>29866016
I'm not sure I'm setting expectations for anything anymore. That's probably why I liked MLP in the first place.

>>29866015
>Lanced Jack
No, you've become the STALKER of these threads. Lanced Jack was a genius. You're just annoying.

/r/ing Discord as Hazama with angry Fluttershy as Mu-12

Why is Nathan so unattractive?

>>29866010
here you go

>>29866039
Ah. So, for example, if it was just someone vague trying to make sense why he's in a world surrounded by talking ponys, and more on the thinking side rather than on the interacting one, would that work?

I used to watch anime almost exclusively. Then Adventure Time, Regular Show, Sym-Bionic Titan (RIP) and FIM happened. And now Thundercats. American animation's really been on a roll for the last year or so.

>>29866011
Good point.

I have been trying to work on the the defensiveness. Even making jokes about the whole thing.

But I keep fucking up over and over again.

>>29866039
That was the idea. Then he just had the POV character go on all these totally badass adventures and eventually ends uf fucking the entire main cast, and he does it all with a straight face.

>>29866039
So... a Choose Your Own Adventure HiE?

>>29866066
That would be pretty hard, everybody thinks things through in different ways, it'd be easy to alienate a reader. They really only work /well/ in short, specific scenario type things, where you don't have to worry about a lot of different ways of reacting.

>>29866056
Holy shit... I've only ever seen the AJ and RD costumes until now.

>>29866044
and the funny thing is nobody would really care once he stops tripfagging. Giving him attention is what's stopping him from becoming an hero.
Don't you know this by now?

>>29866089
>If you'd like to pin Twilight down and rail her like there's no tomorrow, turn to page 52
>If you'd like to respect her refusal of your advances, turn to page you're a beta faggot

>>29866076
and, of course, fapfics pretty much get a free pass with a lot of it, because you know damn well the people reading them want to fuck the other characters

>>29865620
>>29865648
>>29865786
>>29865827
th'fuck you want?

>>29866056
You know what would be really amazing? Really fucking amazing?

Someone figuring out the body structure of a pony, it's flesh and muscle placements, and make a robotic recreation of that body and make it have nearly all the functionality as in the show.

This is just really lazy and disgraceful for what we can do.

>>29866071
You want to know the best way to deal with it?

Change your name and never bring it up again. Also, never let yourself get put in a photo that will end up online.

>>29866107
Put your trip back on Deaddefiler, not raping isn't beta
What page do I turn to to take her out on a romantic meal? I'll pay

>only started giving a shit about ponies because of Discord

>Hearing he won't be in any more eps past Part 2 of the 2nd Season premier.

This may be the shortest time I've ever been a fan of any show my entire life.

>>29866056
Not what i was asking about.. but...uh.... thanks?

>>29866122
>all the same functionality as in the show
>Pinkie Pie
THIS IS NOT POSSIBLE

>>29866122
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zwu_d0xRhdI

It's already been done.

>>29866107
...
Theres no good option?

>>29866117

to tell you how pretty your eyes are

You gorgeous boy you

V3

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=grU8PPKP1Uk

>>29866122
I wonder how Prince of Equestria is doing

>>29866125
I changed my name before and it worked. Then I let it be known that I was Nathan and shit got worse than ever.

>>29866122
Oh, you mean this? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cHJJQ0zNNOM

>>29866182
Well, you could change your name to "Anonymous" and blend in with the crowd, then nobody would know who you are!

>>29865992
The trick is to make it for the reader. If the reader wants to read a story where he's in Equestria and taking Twilight's virginity, give it to him.

http://explicit.ponyfictionarchive.net/viewstory.php?sid=170&warning=9

after the next episode this sturday how long is the hiatus gonna be

>>29866185
Still needs work, I don't want to have sex with that at all

>>29866188
What a novel idea!

>>29866182
>and it worked

No, we figured out you were Nathan when you started pushing Nathan's stories and what a great writer he was.

>>29866185
They gotta be kidding Me.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptyV1cpE14o&feature=related

I want 10!

>>29866209
But I didn't do that.

>>29865453
>What will you do during the break after the the new episode this Saturday?


The same thing we do every night, Pinky. Try to take over the world.

>>29866191
>read first part of post
yeah, I do want that
>see link
you're alright, semi.

>>29866199
If you wouldn't have crazy buzzsex with the big dog then you're missing out

>>29866094
I'm asking all of this because I would like to make a fanfic, or a story based on my first account perspective of interacting and thinking about the hypothetical situation I am in. To better put into laymen's terms, what would I be thinking if I was placed in a jungle with no explanation, and what would I do from there? In a house of mute family in a different country? On another planet?

Also, is there any semi well know horrible fanfics about self insert humans? I don't care if it's the author inserting himself in a world just to fulfill his sickeningly disgusting fantacy's. I can learn a LOT from what NOT to do from those abominations.

>>29866195
One week or more.

>>29866220
can I make it a Pinkie Pie costume first, at least?

>>29866237
Alright. But it'll still buzz.

k. Gotta streak

>>29866150
The gravity and density factors would have to be considered, what a pony/the robot be made up of and how much of it, the air resistance, ect.

>>29866151
That's a horse.

I can see someone reskining and modifying it as Celestria.

Because that's what she is.

A horse

>>29866245
that's okay, I can just repeat pinkie gigglesnorting really really loud all the way through

>>29866247
thanks klondike

>>29866185
No.

But that's pretty damn impressive.

Cudo's humanity, you're on the proper track.

>>29865666
Awright /co/

here we go, the edit that has been prophesised

also yes i gave the other guy a elvis quirl and a trollface just because, you can always say what you want instead if you don;t like it and i'll do some more work

>>29866269
>On the proper track
>Countries everywhere shutting down their space programs

I was expecting a moon colony in my life time. At this rate, we will never explore the "final frontier"

>>29866191
I never asked for this.

I can't speak for the rest of /co/... or everyone else.

Does the average reader want to insert themselves in a horse porno, or a intellectualism thinking experiment?

>hiatus

Looks like were in for a big ol storm of chaos meow.

>>29866286
wait

is this a real story?

>>29866295
Personally I could go for either. Philosophy can be fun, but then, so can fucking a marshmallow pony

would you insert your finger into her tight, puckered marshmallow pony anus /co/? Just to hear her squeal and say 'oh my' while she rocks herself against your finger?

>>29866295
The former.

>>29866293
Th proper track in respects to augmenting the heavy lifting sector.

In the space sector however, fuck Obama. Privatizing space, how egotistic is that?

>>29865967
Holy shit I actually got interested in this

>>29866322
>Rarity
>Tight

>>29866286
You forgot this

>>29866330
>>29866317

>>29866336
You make me proud anon.

You will not be disappointed.

>>29866322
Why would I pay for cheap sex when I could try and get something better with almost any other pony?

>>29866295
>intellectualism thinking experiment
>self-insert second person perspective story

It's the first one. The porno.

>>29866311

>>29866355
>Implying you could get a pony without paying

>>29866312
As far as I'm aware it is

I mean we don't have a decription of the gy who did it si I just made one up but otherwise yeah

>>29866322
using your finger, instead of your tongue

>>29866367
>Fag hasn't downloaded his own pony yet

>>29866351
Well, think of it another way: I'll get far more chances to do thought experiments than I will fucking marshmallow equines, given that the former actually exist, and the latter doesn't.

>>29866367
I'd rather try and fail than do rarity. She should be the one living in the library, not twilight, because so many different people have borrowed her.

>>29866339

>>29866394

>>29866377
I wouldn't be able to fap unless she's wearing a sweatervest.

thread needs more dash

How big would Trixie's cock be?

>>29866158
sir... or madam, I have no face.

>>29866422
As big as she wants
Ba-dum-pshh

>>29866417
prettiest pony is always welcome

>day threads

>>29866350
'K, added

>>29866358
But why

>>29866381
I would have thought a somewhat plausible, deep thinking idea would be more interesting than sticking your penis in a pony.

I mean, you can get the same pleasure from a woman.
A female human.
The opposite sex of what you are, homo sapien.

>>29866432
You could have said your name, or pointed it out.

It's kinda redundant.

>>29866422
she doesn't have one, but she brags about how large it is anyway
and twilight's is bigger anyway

>>29866443
You need to add text about how he's going to beat up the thief if he ever sees him again.

i propose we go back in time and set up two stalls in greece

one will be called philosophy
the other will be called boys boys boys

in greek obviously, what are we barbarians

>>29866457
He never said that, though. He said he was gonna cower away in a corner and call a non-emergency police number.

>>29866461
I dont get it.

>>29866461
...what

>>29866432

Coming soon for TF2!

>>29866445
Why so interested in how I respond?

Is it that you want to ride this bull?

>>29866445
Well, first off, self-insert second person perspective stories are just about the most retarded format imaginable. It's a 4th grade, choose-your-own adventure level of reading. Not that they're anything wrong with that, but it's not intellectualism.

Second, they're about wish fulfillment. Fantasy. Not some retarded argument about logic and rationality in a children's cartoon.

>>29866445
well, if the story is just a human fapfic with s/human/pony/, then yeah, but it'd be a pretty different experience to /actually/ get intimate with one. There's the height difference, primarily, their sex organs are in different places, some of them have wings, or horns, et cetera

obviously poorly done there's little point, but a well done one? Sure.

>>29866484

>>29866457
alright, done.

suddenly dash everywhere

>>29866474
sherman you will be the star exhibit

>>29866479
no, when

>>29866519
Nobody likes Dash.

>>29866519
I'd add a dash of my own colour to THAT Rainbow, if you know what I mean

>>29866520
So is it like a gay strip club?

>>29866529
everyone likes dashie

>>29866529
I do. Just less than AJ, Rarity and Twilight.

>>29866541
That's not how white works, anon.

>>29866541
Huh? Huh? Nudgenudge? Wink Wink?

>>29866492
I like to write those. They're very quick and easy to come up with, are good for warm-up writing, can be done sporadically in any thread, and I find whyboner reactions hilarious.

>>29866547

She has the best of "dubs"

>>29866541
I don't get it.

Where's that TRAITOR image when you need it the most...

>>29866484
Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Polycount Pin becoming purchase-able? Don't even joke about that. I wear mine proudly and I don't want to see every 11-year-old who got a hold of Mommy's credit card running around with it.

I would love to throw Dash in the dungeon for high treason

how long is the break after this weekend?

>>29866557
I don't care, the lights are probably off anyway

What if someone drew or wrote of fic of Discord tricking Rarity into thinking she's getting raped by the Diamond Dogs while wearing a sweatervest? In fact everyones wearing a sweatervest

Dash always get's invited to the best parties

>>29866579
6 months.

>>29866581
But how will you know where your dick is going?

>>29866486
Don't look at me like that you fucking demon thing! You're a mockery of all that is what it is to be! You're a stain of the beauty and goodness of nature, and I will not let you touch me!

See, I think this would be a reaction is I or someone like how I am was to see Dash look at me. Normally. If she did this, in a parinod state of being, I would try to rip her vocal cods out and flee for my sanity.

>>29866492
I totally agree, it is just wish fulfillment. What I want to do is be the nth degree in humility, and not want anything for my self insert, other than to know what the fuck is going on. Everything else would happen objectivity, with no focusing on his predicament or him at all.

>>29866494
No.

Just... no. I never asked for this. I don't want to fuck a animal, please stop.

>>29866590
NO STOP THAT FUCK SWEATERVESTS

>>29866596
hoho

but seriously, how long?

>>29866616

>>29866612
So you don't want to have sex ever, period?

>>29866627
how silly

>>29866590
>>29866616
>>29866632
Fuck I loled

>>29866629
from a week to eternity. People are saying probably 2 weeks, and I'm hoping for that.

>>29866629
Couple of weeks is the number I keep hearing, but I'm fairly sure we don't know, that's just people's guesses. Sounds about right to me, anyway.

>>29866612
We're all animals, sentenal, there's nothing biological raising us out of the "animal" category. We just think we're better. So do the ponies - they're sapient, they can make their own choices, and they chose you

>>29866612
Anyone who honestly, seriously wants to fuck an animal needs some major psychological help.

>>29866608
Maybe missing is part of the fun

>>29866648
>>29866650
oh, thats alright. i can now plan my schedule roughly

>>29866654
We've been trying, but you just won't go to the doctor. Please, Nanaki, we worry.

>>29866654
...........MAN If I wasn't just now walking out the door....... OH MAN

>>29866654
So what /really/ separates some animal/human anthro hybrid thing that you want to fuck, and a marshmallow pony?

>>29866661
>Imagines you stabbing your calendar with a pencil and wrinkling the pages with your balled up fists...

"No! nooo! I'm not that kind of schedule!

>>29866612
Mmmrrr... You've got sting in those verbose claws of yours... I like that.

>>29866650

Considering that this two parter was being worked on/intended for season 1, and was shunted on to season 2 because of time constraints.

http://explicit.ponyfictionarchive.net/viewstory.php?sid=170&warning=9

"Your eyes water. She’s glorious. A tall white unicorn, with great outstretched white wings, and a crown upon her head."

Yeah, no, I would never think like this. I would go:

"Oh, neat, a unicorn. Wait, it has wings, so what would it be then?

Also, what.

A unicorn?

...where am I?"

>>29866652
Sir, just BECAUSE I can fuck a Krogen, and it can be right in all degrees, doesn't mean I WANT to.

Same with ponys, humans, and big stupid jelly fish.

>>29866639
I do. I want to.

...any animal with organic buildup wants to pass on their genes in a pleasurable manner.

I just don't want to with a pony. Or a gold digger. Or a big stupid jelly fish.

That comic is highly inaccurate. I've given you guys plenty of details about how the guy looked and how the theft occurred.

Just saying

LOVE FOR THE LOVE GODESS. HARMONY FOR THE HARMONY THRONE.

Anyways, do you think that they can use the Elements to become godlike beings? It worked for the sisters.

>>29866699
People keep saying this.
It wasn't intended for season 1, it was just being worked on during season 1. they knew they were in for season 2 before the show even aired.
Yes, I do have a source for once, its that audio interview with the new director

>>29866705
First, they said love was between two people of the opposite sex and the same race and everything else was a sin. Then just between two people of the opposite sex. Then just between two people. Why not follow precedent and just make it between two intelligent beings?

>>29866722
They can use them to rip down a god, makes sense they could make one, if they wanted or needed to.

>>29866668
Hahahahaha.

>>29866682
Furry characters and marshmallow ponies are in the same boat. They're both talking, sentient, fictional characters. As long as you understand that they are not real and never well be, you can fap to them and fantasize about them as much as you please. You're not breaking any laws or hurting anyone. Just remember it's a fantasy and a fetish, nothing deeper or more meaningful than that.
But if you fantasize about real animals and want to fuck one, GET HELP.

>>29866705
>Sir, just BECAUSE I can fuck a Krogen, and it can be right in all degrees, doesn't mean I WANT to.

>Same with humans

>I do. I want to [have sex].

>I don't want to have sex with humans.

So, you're a Fluttershy fan. I see how it is.

>>29866766
Fair enough, I can agree with that. While, if pony were real, I'd probably give a few a good shot, they're not real. I don't see how it's really any weirder than most other crazy fetishes.

>>29865547

>Don't go to /v/ with the provided link

Sure thing.

Well this certainly is an interesting thread.

http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/teamt/cr/5-second-character-analysis/32504-scootaloo-in-
5-seconds
I haven't watched it yet, but maybe it's fun.

>>29866812
I know, right? We should get out of here, Dash. My place or yours?

>>29866692
Seeing this mockery of what my home universe created naturally, I proceeded to jump up, grab it as it hovered above me, smash it to the ground, and smash it's face in with my bear hands.

The orange one then smashed my ribs again, but at this point, I would have offended this demons of nature so much that they would end my life before they could make me a play thing of their very presence. I will not stand to be humiliated in this way, my being is not theirs to make fun of.

>>29866739
I don't disagree. I do not. I believe two intelligent, sapient lifeforms can have relationships.

It's just not reality at this present time. Just like how 200 years ago a slave and an Egyptian couldn't be together.

>>29866776
No.

Derpy/Luna are my fav ponys.

Fav. You will make of that what you will. I have no say in your... minds how you presive that.

>>29866817
TGWTG

yeah, no

>>29866812
Hey, I'm with you. Let's talk some more about Dash's betrayal.

>>29866824
I said smash twice. I need to work on my writing some more, I'm to poetic and wordy.

>>29866830
It seems this place doesn't like TGWTG for some reason. And why would that be?

>>29866766
I'm gonna say it before it happens, dude.
Dont dig yourself another hole. you let that happen too often.

>>29866824
but you realise that the only reason those things couldn't happen was because nobody did them, effectively? Those who stand up for what they believe in are called many things - if society ends up changing to accommodate them, they're called visionaries, or heroes. Be the hero Equestria deserves. Stick your penis inside that colourful horse.

>>29866849
Because other people do like it.

>>29866824
>bear hands

If I hadn't suddenly remembered what thread I was in, I would have corrected you. Now I'm not sure if that was intentional.

>>29866849
Annoying voice, idiotic 'points', he's basically the Yahtzee of movie/cartoon reviewing.

>>29866824
Like you could move fast enough to grab Dash anyway.

>>29866877
But if they wouldn't point out the stupid, who would?

>>29866849
he's not funny. Or at least his popularity is disproportionate to his quality.

Also I watched it, basically rehashing an overused joke.

Not that I hate him, or people that like him, he's just not very good and hearing about him liking ponies all the time gets a bit grating.

Its not grating yet, but I have an inkling that it'll get that way very soon.

In other words, we don't need to know. Just saying. But I respect your right to enjoy him

>>29866850
I dunno, he seems to usually have good points... I mean, he's pretty clearly the 'good' kind of furry, at least from everything I've seen of him.

>>29866876
Let's not start with the bear puns again. I don't think I could stand it.

>>29866917
Problems not in his points, problem is in him responding to people who are going out of their way to hate him

>>29866870
No.

Fuck you.

>>29866876
As with my hands.

...
beer
beare
baer

Nope, it's bear.

>>29866889
A human is bigger than a pony, I'm such when AJ knocked me down with a rip smashing buck after I threw Fluttershy away from me into a tree, she didn't expect the dimensions of my height.

>>29866930
How Phunny

I like humanized pony art, the same characters with the same personalities but human bodies. Fapping to this isn't furry.

pic related

>>29866850
I'm just saying.

>>29866917
Thanks, I try.

>>29866930
You're fired. Clean out your desk, I want you out by noon.

>>29866652

It is evolutionarily unsound for one species to be attracted to a different one, since there is zero possibility to procreate. This shit is common knowledge, and anyone saying otherwise is either sick in the head, or very, VERY desperate to the point that they would put their dick in just about anything.

I'm left to wonder then. /co/, could you be serious for a second and tell us exactly how long you would go without sex or sexual activity before you would consider fucking a pony from Equestria?
I implore you to actually think about this. Don't just go "lol negative ten minutes!" but actually consider your mental and physical fortitude, or your capacity to preoccupy yourself with other things besides sex or stave it off for any amount of time.
Also, the vast majority of people would not consider these tiny, big-eyed and colorful equine creatures viable partners realistically.

>>29866930
Don't tell me not to make bear puns while you make Stephen King puns.

>>29866946
Given that she can get pretty much to top speed in the blink of an eye, you're more likely to be the monster of the week than do any actual damage.

>>29866946
Not sure if you're joking or not, but the word you're looking for is "bare".
Apologise if that was the joke and I'm just a dense blighter.

>>29866959
I would take my frustrations to my candy coloured grave.

even if I did, how would you start it?

so uh, twilight, you guys have vinegar rubs in this world?

Im awkward enough as it is with sex

>>29866988
Dense doesn't even begin to cover you

>>29866946
But she loves you. So what if she has hooves, not hands - the feeling is the same. For the same reasons. With the same results. Are you to throw away a lifetime of happiness because you think "it's not right, yet"?

>>29866959

Also, if any of you were actually given this opportunity right now, I guarantee you would not go through with it. Stop kidding yourselves if you think you will.

>>29866959
There's no evolutionary purpose for sitting in front of your computer, talking about MLP, yet you're doing it.

>>29866945
Doesn't really matter if I discuss any of that stuff in my posts anyway. People flip out when I'm here just generally discussing the show.

More Dash please

>>29866722
Hell they could use the full power of the Elements to fuse into a super Pony Goddess of PURE LOVE. Just when the magic of Friendship ISN'T enough, you have to tap into the POWER OF LOVE.

>>29866232

You should add joowz.com to that list, they are going to be streaming every episode in HD.

>>29867019
Stop being such a victim dinofag gosh

>>29866959
>thinking anybody is completely serious
I think that in the event of magical transportation there, alone - as in, no other humans - finding companionship would be nice, and obviously there's only one real source. But these are cartoons, they're not real, it doesn't matter whether we totally overblow a mild attraction to full on waifufagging, because they aren't real.

>>29867033
I don't want that at all

>>29867033
I'd go hang out with the "two bombs weren't enough" -group... and then watch it secretly anyway.

>>29866992

Say one of them, maybe a background character, were open to the idea, but not actively invested in it.

You can specify a main cast character if you -really- find their personality amazing, but again, they are horses and it would be astronomically rare that anyone would find them attractive from the get-go should they exist.

why does everyone assume i just want to whip out my dick and initiate intercourse with ponies? we don't even know each other yet. why won't you give me time to develop a romance first. it's just sex sex sex with you people.

>>29867013
I dunno, I think I would, if only from a "Hey, I'm probably never going to get another chance to do this ever, I'd hate to spend the rest of my life wondering"

But then, I'd do that with a lot of things.

...

god damnit you guys

>>29867062
I should imagine spending your life in equestria would fuck you up a slight bit, it just depends to which degree really.

If it was a backgrounder it would be blues

>>29867062
Their personalities are almost human. it'd start as friendship, obviously, you're in a foreign world, you ARE going to need friends if you want to not get yourself accidentally killed in some stupid way. It wouldn't just be running up to them naked as soon as you saw them.

>>29867042
I am not being a victim, I am pointing out the obvious.
Do you want to hear being a victim?
THIS IS BEING A VICTIM.
OH GOD WHY DON'T YOU PEOPLE LOVE ME IM JUST A GUY WHO LIKES PONIES JUST LIKE YOU I WATCHED ALL THE EPISODES
BAW FURSECUTION LEAVE ME ALONE
WHY DO YOU TROLL ME IN EVERY THREEEAAAAAD
I NEVER DID ANYTHING WRONG PLEASE STOP
IM GONNA GO RAGEQUIT WHOOPS I LEFT MY FACEBOOK LINK HERE PLEASE DON'T FLAME MY WALL WITH DUMB POSTS

>Wake up early to go get ice cream cake
>It's raining and I only brought shorts
>Walk to store
>Guy at counter is like "Hope you didn't come to buy what I just bought"
>Ask what he bought
>Shows me his cake
>Sorry bro we only made one
>Walk around store
>Pick up cookies with bear hands
>Realize I'm a bear
>Go up to employee
>maul him to death
>take his cake
>Walk out of store
>Trip
>Spaghetti that I saved from earlier falls out of my pocket
>Everyone laughs at me
FUCKING SUGAR CUBE CORNER

>>29867033

Mouth fucked, japanese series, it'd be Fluttershy. My favorite humanized pony is Applejack, but the best one to be mouthfucked in a hentai would be Fluttershy.

>>29867109
Shut up Dino-Fag

>>29867068

romance is just as much of a courting ritual as sex is. This is not new. If you want to romance someone, you would logically be open to the idea of sex in the future.
That's how it's always been, and that's how it always will be so long as intelligent organisms live.

>>29867111
Pinkie Pie, you been to Rarity's coke stash again?

>>29867109
I like you.
You can come over to my house and fuck my sister!
JOKES ON YOU I DONT HAVE A SISTER, NERD

>>29867109
the best solution is just to drop this and ignore them, just like they should ignore you.

Takes two to tango, just saiyan

>>29867118
wheres this come from?

>>29867020
>>29867088
Trying to lure us off the ponyfuck debate? Nice try, but next time use a better pony.

>>29867147
Dash is a fine pony.

>>29867147
I just wanted a rainbow dash image dump

you fags are already busy arguing about romancing ponies

>>29867135
I ALREADY FUCKED HER.
WITHOUT A CONDOM.

>>29867088

U saddlesore, brah?

>Walk into Sugar Cube Corner
>Notice there is fur on everything.
>Realize its a pony.

FUCKING SUGAR CUBE CORNER

>>29867162
It was even worse when they were debating the ethics of Dash's actions.

>>29867189
ponies have hair, dont they?
>>29867176
is there a series?

>>29866959
I am transported to an unknown time and place in a world I have zero control in, in a different dimension no less as I'll find out soon enough, in a universe where the laws of nature and reality are variably from extremely bent to curved, populated by sentient creatures that are more closely resembling Earth ponys, ruled by Alicorn demi gods, and influenced and governed by magic of all sorts, ever from gem producing organisms to celestial bodys being moved.

I would be in a world so alien in the purest sense. I would have nothing other than sentients with the native population to cling onto sanity. But I also have virtues inside me to look to. Virtues that would help me in that trying time.

I would never see anyone I ever cared or hated again. Everyone I ever knew would be unattainable for my entire life. The only human in a whole universe. Completely alone.

I do not think I can answer this question with any kind of certainty or faithfulness without a extreme sense of arrogance. The only way I could answer it would be experience, and that is so implausible the universe will end before it can happen. But for the sake of this life, and for the here and now, I would have to say that, out of all the intelligent lifeforms on that Earth, that the chances of one that could connect with me in a way a human could likewise for me or for anyone else are slightly dampened by the state of affairs, ie, me being a alien in all forms of the word.

I would say then, to the question; It depends. Depends on my mind set, on the mind set of the pony objectivity in question, and the state of affairs, if I could get back home or not, and the society in which has a powerful say in the matter.

>>29867190
Didn't we reach a consensus that bitch be tricked and hypnosi-tized?

>>29867155
Dash is the worst pony on the show.

>>29867183
>my Sister doesnt exist
>Claims to have fucked my sister
>NANAKI CONFIRMED FOR LOSER BETA VIRGIN NERD FAGGOT

>make my own sweets
>never leave home
>have no friends
FUCKING SUGAR CUBE CORNER

>>29867162

You know home some people will just piss in the pool instead of getting out and going in a toilet?

I wonder if pegasus ponies are the same way, but with the sky. It's not like their piss wouldl actually hit the ground, the stream would just break apart into a fine mist.

Oh Fluttershy, what did you do to her?

>>29867227
WHY

do you wonder that

>>29867227
a small part pony urine in a raincloud would be undetectable

>FUCKING SUGARCUBE CORNER

I didn't know you guys are on the same shit level like Ponychan and EqD.

>>29867241
Search fluttershy on paheal.

>>29867214
Yeah, but then someone comes along who missed that discussion and starts it all over again.
Also, there's someone dropping that "traitor" pic about once a thread, too.
Commencing Dash dump, I guess.

3 Days until Twilight gets killed off and replaced by Derpy. She will say Muffins as a catch phrase and Dash will think it's 20% cool.

>>29867217
Nah, I'm an alpha, that's why there's WOLF in my name and NOT YOURS.

>>29867241
Discord-influenced rape.

>>29866983
Maybe.

I would like to think I am capable of at LEAST blind animistic rage given the state of mind I would be in, boarder line insanity.

>>29866988
I don't care, bare, bear, it's all the same thing. SO long as it was understood what I meant.

I hardly think anyone though I meant I had the animal, bear, hands on my hands.

>>29867005
Go away.

>>29867259
Flutterbitch tag might help, too.

>>29867225
>be bullied
>only friend is a little farm girl who also gets bullied
>work hard on making sweets to escape from life
>one day, get cutie mark
>show best friend
>ditches my ass, goes and finds other friends
>the exact day I get cutie, it becomes uncool

the world is so cruel to the jews

>>29867258
That's propably because the people in question came here from the aforementioned shitholes.

>>29867241

I don't want to know.

>>29867272
Ha

You are SO random!

>>29867286
I EAT WOLVES FOR APPETIZERS, COME AT ME BRO

>>29867286
My name has JESUS in it. AND several other manly words.

>>29867313
>>29867272

>always had a mind control fetish
>finally get around to watching this episode

Well that was awkward

>>29867213

Good answer. Bravo adding the possible insanity variable, I didn't account for that.

Hey guys, is it just me that thought Tay Zonday when watching the first few minutes of the first episode of the second series?

>>29867287
There's no point in going mad. All you can do is make a life for yourself there. Probably try and get home, but you can't do that alone. Maybe not ever. Maybe you will find a companion to be stranded with - maybe that's all it'd take for it to be bearable.

>>29867272
>Derpy having a retarded catchphrase
>Rainbow Dash dies and thinks the catchphrase is 20% cooler

I'm not sure if I should laugh or cry

>>29867241
>>29867286

>>29867241

>>29867319
>Proud buttloving brony consumer of pony excrement {37 kilograms consumed so far
YEAH SO MANLY.

>>29867317
I ALREADY CAME. IN YOUR SISTER.

>>29867342
...yeah.

>>29867373
Let's see YOU consume all that pony excrement!

>>29867369

>>29867342
yeah, same. I think if I hadn't already broken at some point during the hiatus, that, as well as Pinkie's rather, er, graphic position early on, probably would have broken me. In the goddamn show.

>>29867005
Go back to /a/. They'll take your waifu bullshit, but not here.

>>29867342
Seems to be a few people in the thread in that boat, or at least the topic keeps coming up.

...Myself included.

>>29867392

>>29867412
I didn't realise it was such a common fetish. Either that, or the episode made a lot more of us.

>>29867345
Indeed, the possibility of someone being forced into the greatest meaning of alienation possible can not go untold without insanity being possible.

I mean, people go insane for comparably trivial reasons now, think about if they where forced to live in the second dimension.

>>29867359
I know what your intentions are, you want me to fuck a pony.

Not going to happen. I will not be your amuse.

The only companion I'll ever admit to you, so you'll stop, is the companion cube.

A answer so generic and yet so universely accepted you can not pervert or corrupt it.

>>29867389
I'm pretty sure you just ask Faceless for help.

HEY

as much as I hate you faggots this is more important a guy posted a heart crushingly sad story in another thread and hes being ridiculed because it contains ponies

if you horsefuckers have any humanity at all youll back this guy up

>>29867004
>>29867004
>>29867004
>>29867004
>>29867004
>>29867004
>>29867004
>>29867004
>>29867004
>>29867004
>>29867004
>>29867004

>>29867005

See, this is what I was talking about here >>29866959 with the "sick in the head" clause.

Yes. Yes it fucking matters. Are you retarded? You're already crazy if you're being serious, so why not add on one more?
The whole "it's not about looks" bullshit that you learned from Disney movies is horseshit, pure and simple. Physical attraction has A LOT to do with love, more than one might think. It all boils down to our evolutionary makeup. The human race would never have survived if we were attracted to ugly or inhuman things. Get over it.

>>29867432
Nobody would blame you.
I mean, who could resist?

>>29867432
Companionship doesn't have to be sexual, you could just be very close friends. It gets cold in a winter night without complex heating systems - do you really want to spend those alone?

>>29867241
>>29867361
>>29867392
>>29867419

Stop ruining my manchildhood...

>>29867430
That fetish has been around for ages.

Also:
http://hypnochan.org/fur/res/1376.html

>>29867419
how many did he do? jesus christ.
>>29867450
whats the best way of saying I wont defend your fanfic?

>>29867389
Did someone say pony excrement? I'm pretty sure I heard someone say pony excrement.

>>29867453
And yet the same argument applies to homosexuality, and that's found in over 400 species, including our own.

No, of course I'm not serious about wanting to fuck a pony

>>29867450
Nah, I'm good

>>29867467
Well, yeah, I know it's been around for ages and is comparatively popular, but it's come up in conversation quite a lot.

>>29867450
mmm, nah.
no humanity here boss.

>>29867450
>>29867450

pfthahaha

what a faggot

who the hell watches a show they hate just because a character reminds them of someone?

that guy needs psychiatric help

>>29867241

>crushed innocence Twilight

>>29867459
My god, are you still talking?

>>29867463
Again, agreed. However, when anon talks about companionship, it's always sexual.

I will never open up or speak from the heart in a casual manner to a anon. Or a tripfag. Or a namefag. Or anyone.

Because I know you fuckers will make it hurt, like you have done the past year with ponys

Oh, and that story?

If some shit happened to me, like that, I wouldn't go on 4chan and expect a human response, unless I shoved the reality down it's throat with pictures, new articles, documents, anything.

>>29867487

Not really. Your still attracted to homo sapiens, and not a different creature entirely. It makes sense if you swing that way, and actually it's been hypothesized that, in old times, families that had homosexual relatives survived better (supposedly because, having no children of their own, they were better equipped to help the rest of their family with their kids), so it might make sense evolutionarily. However, this is currently unproven, but it's a nice thought.

>>29867552
"Still" isn't quite exactly the word I would use.

Regenerative abilities. Quite useful. So don't be afraid to be rrrrrough~

>>29867369
>>29867392
>>29867241
>>29867419
>>29867361

>>29867295

She'll be fine, when she grows up she'll be the sexiest pony in Ponyville. Gingers always start out awkward and end up smoking hot.

> Jews

Speaking of which, here's what my captcha was

>>29867575
>regenerative abilities
This explains a lot. Cupcakes, contextualized!

what would you do with your own personal, unkillable Rainbow Dash, /co/?

>>29867575
You make me sick to be human. And alive.

I would fuck a Krogen over thrice before I even consider snuggling you Faceless.

>>29867558
I would rather have my own children, even adopted, than raise my nephews (not that they arent great), but I do see where you are coming from with this.