Probably not.

>>29831692
That would be a horrible episode. There's like nothing to do on the moon.

Holy shit, that thread only lasted 50 minutes.
It's like season 2 really did start on Saturday and I wasn't just dreaming.

>>29831692
If we do, it better be in depth

>>29831593
1: Obtain crowbar
2: Take crowbar
3: Use crowbar
4: Gain laptop
5: ???
6: Profit

Nope.

No. In fact, they will probably ignore it all together.

Incidentally, has Luna even appeared since the first episode?

>>29831681
>liking all the ponies
>liking Dash
I'll stick to liking the best pony on the show.
pic related it's Rarity

That there's a shitty topic, so, y'all postin' in an Applejack thread.

Deal with it, sugarcubes.

>>29831692

No.

>>29831692
Maybe it wasn't so bad up there.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJJ8WviiwN4&hd=1

>>29831762
Well, she was in the second episode, but aside from that...

>>29831692
I doubt that'll be an episode, especially considering she was Nightmare Moon at the time.

But I really would like to see Luna again.

I'd like an episode detailing Luna's moon for 22 minutes.

Rarity sucks.

>Pagemaster gets laptop stolen.
>People have to ask why he is too beta to do anything about it,

>>29831729

I want a Twilight Sparkle one though.

>>29831692
>Luna's
>Stay in the moon
She wasn't Luna while she was in the moon

>>29831762
Yes in the second episode!

>off topic
i don't have any real interest in pony pics outside of these threads. should i just delete them?
>on topic
here's a twilight for your troubles
>REALLY on topic
not at all

>>29831769

Bueno!

>>29831780
>consent

What's to detail?

She was magically sealed. It's like detailing cryogenic sleep.

this thread is not a Luna thread
everyone dump Luna

>>29831784

>>29831786
>not matter how ugly you are you will always be more attractive than Nathan.

Feels great, man.

>>29831790

This, at least somebody get it.

>OP image
>not a humanized pony in a sweater-vest

>>29831752
we're obviously dealing with a criminal mastermind here.

>>29831769
AW YEAH
APPLEST PONY THREAD

No.

Next question:

You're trapped in a room with Rarity, Pinkie, and Rainbow Dash. You have a gun with two bullets, what do you do?

>>29831757
Stop calling me things that probably aren't even real!

>>29831765
You are completely wrong. Dash is the best pony, and therefore clearly not the worst pony.

>People actually like luna

Is this a Luna thread?

>>29831814

>>29831681
>liking all ponies and ignoring their flaws
>not accepting all of the ponies' flaws as valuable parts of their respective characters

ishygiddit

>>29831814

You're damn straight it's not a Luna thread, this here is an Applejack thread.

>>29831811
How did this ruin anything about his image?

>>29831811
Gross.

Fucking Deafdefiler I thought you were cool. What is this 'love' bullshit anyway? If i wanted love I would buy a dog.

>>29831692
She was magically sealed in the moon.

She wasn't standing on the surface for a millennia.

>>29831762
At least Celestia mentioned her fucking name in the first episode of Season 2.

I have to wonder: do you think the older fanbase played any role in her returning? I mean, we were the ones who kind of made a big deal about her absence through Season 1.

>>29831786
>Implying I'm not doing stuff about it.

>>29831692
luna could probably NOT be able to remember anything other than when she was just turning into NMM and just as she got out of it, leaving everything in the middle as blank

So Nightmare Moon was pretty cool. Too bad we will never see her again.

http://www.livestream.com/fluffy__butts

Fluffy is shipping and you can't stop it

>>29831786
I swear to God, the guy in the bottom right with the gray Tardis/Delorean tshirt looks exactly like I did back in highschool.

It's kind of terrifying to think of where I could be in I hadn't worked so hard to clean myself up and make myself presentable. But to be fair my dorm room is still covered in books, games, and (I think tasteful) collectibles.

But it really makes you think.

>>29831874
I'm sure you are.

>>29831850
OH GOD HER FEET

WHAT THE FUCK

THAT ARTIST CANNOT FOOT FEET

>>29831813
did she dream?

>>29831859
It is now both.

And a crack ship thread too, I guess.

>>29831832
It will take all of Nathans brain wit and intellect to solve this problem*

*common sense, report theft, just take it back

I also hope you put a password on that fucker

>>29831846
Luna has same VA as Rarity, however she turns out is going to be just fine.

>>29831841
STOP! its lies
not sacasm!
>You are wrong. Dash is the best pony, and therefore not the worst pony.

>Deafdefiler being as hated as Faceless nowadays because of his fetish
Guess what guys, I'm into BDSM, spanking, all that fun stuff. Can I be hated too?

>>29831886
Show us your anime figurines bro

>Luna
>Applejack
the two worst possible ponies.
I don't like any of you.

>>29831692

I want to see an episode about what the two sisters were doing for that thousand years done in the style of 24. It would largely be about the restoration and development of pony society under the leadership of Celestia, but it would infrequently cut back to Luna filing her hoof or lackadaisically kicking a ball around the Lunar surface.

>>29831913
The guy who stole it will be BEGGING to give it back once he sees Nathan's pony porn collection.

>>29831895
GET OUT OF MY HEAD!
why would you do that to me?...

>>29831735

WE'RE WHALERS ON THE MOON
WE CARRY A HARPOON
BUT THERE AINT NO WHALES
SO WE TELL TALL TALES
AND SEEK REVENGE ON THE PONY THAT PUT US THERE

>>29831922
deafdefiler hated?

>>29831825
>filename
>filesize
>dimensions
>email field
>post number

>>29831929
shut up lyra you can't even hold down a steady relationship

>>29831936

>>29831922
No, because that stuff is so comparatively tame that nobody cares one way or the other. Much to my disappointment.

>>29831913
It's password protected but it was logged on when it was stolen.

If he's actually dumb enough to shut it down in any way shape or form, he's probably not getting in.

>>29831922
Are you me?

>>29831879
Yeah.

She was pretty great I guess. I guess we'll have to live through Luna instead now.

Remember when their was an image of a pony's head on the moon? That was Luna. She was in a cryogenic sleep. She wasn't mercifully given unconsciousness.

She was awake the entire time. No sleep or rest. Every waking moment was filled with cold, silence, and darkness just like Celestia planned

1/2

>>29831958

>>29831974
>Implying password protection isn't really easy to bypass

>>29831967
>>29831980
No, I'm fairly sure we are all separate individuals who happen to enjoy a little something on the kinky side.

>>29831879
Nightmare Moon was my waifu ;_;

>>29831946
Fail safe.

Anti theft measures: Fill RAM 5/6th done of hard core pony porn. Leave it out for people to steal, watch the theft rate of laptops go down over the year

>Steal this fags laptop at Barnes and Noble
>Go to his picture folder.
>Pictures of ponies.
>Pictures of ponies fucking.
>Pictures of human ponies fucking.
>Gigabytes of this shit
>MFW

>>29831838
Shoot the doorknob off of the door and get the fuck out of there!

>>29831886
>I swear to God, the guy in the bottom right with the gray Tardis/Delorean tshirt looks exactly like I did back in highschool.
>Tardis/Delorean tshirt
A time traveling clone? SICK!

>>29831922

I'm into microphelia. AJ in Bridle Gossip made me feel extremely uncomfortable and I have not watched the episode since it premiered.

Feel free to hate me, as well. I already do, I'm just good at hiding it.

>>29832004
>Implying this guy is some kind of genius

He's probably just going to try and sell it for drug money.

>>29831922
Wow, your fetishes are so vanilla I can't be bothered to give a fuck.

>>29831958
>post time
HOW THE FUCK DID I MISS THAT

2/2

>>29831497
I'm around to thank you! Thank you so much

>>29832013
I don't think you know what RAM is,

>>29831869
Hence why I said IN the moon, not ON the moon.

>>29831838
Force them to have sex with me.

>>29832013
>fill RAM

wat?

>>29831996
>>29832047

DUUUUUDE

>>29832066
You know what I mean, fill the laptop with so much corrupted porn, and make it usable

>>29832011
You can also chill with the Lunafags.

i didn't realize celestia was into that unbirthing shit

no wonder nightmare moon was so mad when she finally got out

>>29831838
take shells out of gun
buttplugs anyone?

>>29832086
just download more obviously

>>29831838
let them tie me up and whip me

>>29832094
we can be friends, anon

>>29832066
Ram is the little disk that spins to power the computer. It RAMS a little needle that makes the internet come on. If you get a bigger ram it protects you from viruses.

>Nathan has humanized filly porn.
>Thief turns laptop over to cops for Child Pornography.
>Nathan goes to jail for his crimes against humanity.

>>29831838
Shoot Pinkie Pie. Twice.

Then bludgeon Rainbow Dash to death with the gun because it would be more painful than just shooting her.

>>29832013
sentinal, RAM is Memory but Memory is not hard drive space.

RAM is a measure of how much shit your computer can do at once.

>>29832030

Are you me anon? Same thing with me, except it's corruption/hypnotism. I can never watch Return of Harmony again. Glad I'm not the only one like this.

>>29832047
Hhhhhnnnngggg
Oh god I can't take it...;_;

>>29832047
this was really fucking and and cliche

i think i turned into a dweeb while reading it

>>29831996
>>29832047
I love you anon.

>>29831838
Shoot kotick twice.

>>29832120
No no, the bus is what protects you from viruses.

It just runs them over before they hurt your computer.

>>29831927
>anime
fuck no that shit's gay as hell

I've got a bookshelf with all my zombie/horror books and a few zombie figures there. Flood marine from Halo 3 (and 2), and a Crimson zombie from the REmake.

Desk has some DS games over to the side, Subject Delta from Bioshock 2 next to my monitor, Wall*E holding a pen and a small Dawn of the Dead poster. The shelf above me has a master chief helmet, Lego ISS, some comic books, pictures, and these two Halo 3 action figures I posed to be teabagging. It's practically art.

The rest of my room has a zombie poster, the statue from Halo Reach, a sackboy (little big planet), etc. Everyone I've had in here thought it was an awesome room (girls included) but I'm still concerned I may be overdoing it a little, mostly with the desk. Still, I do like that my friends like it.

>>29832105

You know who else let's ponies tie them up and whip her?

MY MOM

>>29832127
No matter what we win.

>>29832148
But you enjoyed it, no?

>>29832047
>>29831996
You will never fall in love with celestia only to be rejected and turn into Q ;_;

>>29832092

I'm honestly boggled. I have no idea how one would even begin to possess that misconception; care to explain?

>>29832057
See, this is what I want.

>>29832171
calm down muscle man

>>29832120
Oh god I loled. So much packed into so few words.

>>29831838
I would hide the gun, and grow slowly irritated with Pinkie, Rarity, and Rainbow's whining. Then I would kill Pinkie and feast on her innards, just to shut the others up and make sure they know I'm in charge.

I would then have to kill Rarity while she sleeps because her magic would prove too much of a threat against me. Then I would rape Rainbow Dash until we die of dehydration.

>>29832135
Just download all of 34.net with Linux/wget fgt

Billions and billions of depravity.

>>29831996

While I'm not blown away by the comic's content, I must say I love the way Proto-Celestia is drawn.

>>29831863

Probably a play on
>rape
Being a thing recently. It was just odd to see him say that.

>>29832179
No. Not at all.

>>29832163

>>29832171

I was afraid of the internet so I got a dog and my computer's never been stolen since

>>29831996
>>29832047
>mfw this explains everything

>>29831996
>>29832047
No, Discord DOESN'T need a sympathetic backstory!

>>29832218
now thats how you do a lierjack

>>29832135

>people who don't understand computers explaining them to people who understand even less

I'm sure I'll be upset about this when your words stop causing me physical distress.

>>29832242
too late faggort hes got one

>>29831996
>Celestia is a shallow bitch

>>29832183
Well... RAM has to do with computers... and it sounded PC, so I said RAM

I also like the word RAM.

RAMing speed.

[spoile]Yes I fucked up, you happy?[/spoiler]

>>29832242
OH, BUT HE DOES

>>29832242

>sympathetic

It's not sympathetic. Somebody was mean so he became a monster? That's not tragic, it's childish and petty.

>>29832249
It's just like him giving writing advice as a pre-reader at EqD

>>29832242
But all the best villains have sympathetic back stories.

Mr. Freeze
Nox
Hell, the Joker has several.

ur a liar applejack,

>>29832047
But that doesn't make sense. Celestia implies that he'd been ruling what would become Equestria long before she was able to do anything to stop him.

luna has a terrible design

>>29832285
CELESTIA LIES
DISCORD CRIES

>>29832249
It's like my dad trying to tell me about computers. He's the "I'll buy more memory" kind of guy.

>>29832256

Looks like you fuck up that spoiler too.

>>29832281
oh god that movie man, funniest thing i watched with /v/

>>29832242
He already has a canon backstory though.

"God of chaos that ruled over equestria for an undefined amount of time spreading unhappiness and discord among the ponies, who was dethroned and imprisoned by two very powerful unicorns who brought about an era of peace and harmony".

That's it, he's a bad guy, and he was probably causing chaos before celestia was born.

>>29832281

>>29832285
She doesn't even imply it, she outright says it.

>>29832274
>he's never been in love

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7uWBHrhX3M#t=8m

other youtube poops, are you even trying?

>>29832281
What is that from?

>>29832285
>celestia implies

TROLOLOLOLO

>>29832333
Cyberbully.

Guys... if I go complain to Ponychan that my laptop was stolen will they throw money at me to get a new one?

I could get that Asus I've always wanted

>>29832256

You didn't fuck up; you just didn't know something, happens to the best of us all the time. I'm just honestly interested in how you got to that point. Actually, more to the point I'm interested in how somebody who is facile with 4chan can know so little about computers. I sorta thought they were part and parcel.

>>29832047
Here guys have a reaction image

>>29832333
Cyber Bu//y

>>29832308
Indeed.

>friend back from 2 week hiatus from California
>TF2 Warpath

C ya.

>>29832327
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qomos5A1BFE
What do i win?

How would pinkie apologize in a serious tone?
"gee, sorry [pony]" ?

>>29832274
>kissless virgin

>>29832350
You're a pre reader, and therefore a god to them, so yes.

>>29832333
Cyberbully
It's a hard-hitting documentary that exposes the harsh realities of the internet.

>>29832350
Ponychan will, Reddit *might*. Reddit has been known to throw money at people who need it, but they're just as likely to inform you how to activate a GPS chip in your laptop and go find it. Ponychan was never that technologically inclined.

I WAS TURNED INTO A STATUE!

AND PUT IN A PARK!

FOR 1000 YEARS!

FOR PIGEONS TO CRAP ON!

And you wonder why he's pissed.

>>29832350
>Asus

NOOOOOOO

GET A THINKPAD T520

WITH SWITCHABLE GRAPHICS

IT'S LIKE A TOUGHBOOK ONLY SLIGHTLY LESS TOUGH BUT STILL TOUGHER THAN EVERYTHING ELSE THAT ISN'T A TOUGHBOOK

>>29832365
didn't she kind of apologize in party of one

>>29832249
I learned everything I know from the IT Crowd. Jen is a fucking genius at comptuers

>>29832318
So he was when the sun was not?

>>29832377
>>29832349
I saw the end of that. It was painful.

I'm going to quote my hypothesis from the previous thread. Partly because I'm a cock-sucking attention whore, mostly because I want someone else to write this so it stops poking the back of my brain demanding that I do so.

>>29831361

>>29832047
>>29832047
>>29832047
Love doesn't have to make sense

>>29832047
Why didn't you post the full thing? It's even sappier this way.

Anyone listen to the Applejack auditions for Fighting is Magic?

>>29832358
i was honestly ten seconds from making that my spray in gmod

>>29832392
>The IT Crowd

no go away leave our british comedies alone

>>29832393
Before celestia, the sun just kind of rose on it's own and all the planets moved as normal.

Oatmeal? ARE YOU CRAZY?!

>>29832397
I like it.

>>29832389

Look, most of us don't rape our personal computers to death with soldering irons, ok? Stop recommending computers based on their ability to survive being chucked off Big Sur, because the vast majority of us don't intend to try.

>>29832350
I'll throw a little money at you.

>>29832255

You know who ELSE is a shallow bitch?

Rarity. Especially in the earlier episodes

You know who's even more of a shallow bitch than her?

MY MOM!

>>29832395
BULLYING IN REAL LIFE IS JUST AND FAIR.

ALSO, WE MUST DESTROY THE CONSTITUTION BECAUSE MY DAUGHTER COULDN'T INTO PILLS. THIS IS A GOOD THING.

THE END.

>>29832404

>Turning discord into a faggot.

>>29832406
i got a question
is this game going to be legit?
or fanmade

>>29832400

>>29832377
>>29832349
>Taylor almost commits suicide by overdosing herself with pills, but cannot get the cap off
OH GOD HAHAH

>>29832389
i have one of those

it's awesome, but i didn't get the switchable graphics because i'm poor.

>>29832380
Alas, my LoJack expired years ago and I never kept the information for it. Fuck, I don't even know if I still have all the documents that came with the comp.

>>29832404
Sappy?
More like stupid.
I'm all for world building o whatever, but that DIRECTLY contradicts EVERYTHING about discord.
He used to rule Equestria, and he, while evil, is hardly a 'monster' now

>>29832439
>faggot
>in love with a girl

>>29832443
Uhh, fanmade. Always has been.

>>29832435
YOU SON OF A BITCH!
i just got the same image off google

>>29832464
I know, bitches just don't appreciate a bouquet of Poison Joak.

>>29832432
Quarters hurt.

>>29832443
Fanmade.

>>29832467
vaginas are gay

>>29832165
>Halo
What a faggot.

>>29832467

Yes because he is discord not your shitty emo grimdark oc faggot.

>>29832389
>Thinkpad
>Remember old 600E
>mfw
I used that bastard right up to 2008.
RIP you tough old bastard, you were the best computer I ever had.

>>29832431
>Implying I'm not going to throw your computer off of a bridge if you don't buy a thinkpad
>Implying I'm not going to throw your computer off a bridge if you do buy a thinkpad

>>29832443

It's fanmade but it's looking pretty amazing.

>>29832327
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSBaaeaqHiE&t=4m50s

>>29832238
Except that Discord is an impish trickster spirit, not a heartbroken monster and so it doesn't make any sense, despite being an interesting take

>>29832437

I like you, Anon. You can come over to my house and fuck my sister.

This makes me think, though: what side of the political spectrum do most of you consider yourselves to be on? I've always wondered about that. Me, I'm a libertarian.

>>29832448
That was God watching over her

>>29832488
I put halo in one of my stories. We're gonna have to take this outside.

>>29832467
straight ships are gay

>>29832464
>he believes Celestia is being honest

She can't use the element of truth anymore, remember?

Just a reminder that there will never be a pony quest.

>>29832512
...

>>29832498

My netbook? You can chuck that over, whatever. I'll just get another.

>>29832504

Its not even an interesting take, its generic as fuck.

But it is GORGEOUSLY drawn.

>>29832488
i dunno it was fun when i was a kid

>>29832534

Yeah, but it's readily clear that she can't use them anymore because they're soulbound to the main six now.

>>29832539
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LqUfPhMxmAg&feature=player_embedded

Young celestia gives me feelings.

Like chest butterflies only more feelingy.

>>29832472
>>29832472

It was worth it.

>>29832504
Maybe he became a trickster spirit after being rejected?

as the comic obviously implies

>>29832504
>an interesting take
>interesting

No.

>>29832580
Like dick butterflies?

>>29832580
You should see a doctor.

>People turning Discord in a heart broken emo

Oh my feels just like ponychan.

>>29832488
you wanna take me bro im from /v/ and i will fuck u up

but seriously the Noble Team statue looks fucking awesome on top of this short bookshelf I have. Shit's quality.

>>29832464
...He's pretty damn monstrous, bro. Disconnecting the main six from their elements? Screwing up the world however he likes because it's more fun that way?

>>29832592

Yeah, The Penguin and Mr. Mxyzptlk aren't the same. Back to the drawing boards with you.

>>29832592
The comic implies that he became is monster that would loot, burn, rape, pillage, and murder

>>29832281
12.6 hours in MS paint.

>>29832580

It's just as I suspected: you have a very aggressive case of pony AIDs. Over time, you will transform into a pony.

I'll give you some time to think about this, but uh, I think I should tell you now that your HMO isn't going to cover this.

>>29832580
You only have a week before you turn into a chimera and start acting like Q.

>>29832534
He probably did rule equestria while Luna and Celestia tried to get their shit together. Perhaps the elements of harmony never existed until discord started fucking shit up.
Cause and effect motherfuckers.

>there will never be an agreeable fanon for Discord's battle with Luna and Celestia

>>29832523
Halo: Combat Evolved was decent, for the tech it showed off.
Every other Halo game is repetitive overrated shit played by 13 year old wankers who are too tasteful for Call of Duty yet not tasteful enough to play good vidya.

>>29832655

Hey, EIV is no laughing matter. My brother died that way. My brother was a horse.

>>29832589
YOU'RE FIRED!

>>29832684
Unless canon reveals it in episode 2.

>>29832556
Yeah, I guess I find it interesting for the art. The execution of the art is very appealing, then again, it is Crappy Unicorn, so that parts a given.

>>29832637
Contrary to popular belief, a monster doesn't have to be ax-crazy. Manipulation is actually a very good sign of an emotionless sociopath.

Speaking of which, I have a psychology class tomorrow morning. Gonna have to wind this up soon.

>>29832580
Why is there no porn of young Celestia?

Fuck this gay earth

>>29832686
The only fun thing about Halo was forge. I'm just not gonna have you dissing my characters.

>>29832691
Well then your brother shouldnt have Hired Rarity

>>29832675

>>29832719
>emotionless sociopath
>with a broken heart

/r/ing Discord could do ANYTHING to Fluttershy pic

>>29832675

No, that's stupid, we covered this two hundred and fifty years ago.

>>29832720

>>29832740

But that unrequited love idea is so cool! Just like my OC and Luna!

>>29832728
>forge
For those too retarded to use Gmod, which is in turn for those too retarded to learn to use Blender.

>>29832720
Because some things are not meant to be fapped to.

>>29832727
This is not acceptable.

>>29832740
what's the difference between a sociopath and an asspie?

Okay, I'll just leave this here.

Much to improve on but I'm happy with those wings.

>>29832719
He does it for the lulz. Not for some crazy idea of revenge

>>29832764
>>29832771
But she's so sweet and innocent looking.

All the better to fuel my boner.

>>29832769
>implying you can build and fight in spaceships in blender

>>29832740
Children who aren't loved can grow up to be terrible people.

>>29832786
Asspies are too beta to kill people

>>29832786
One exists in science and the other is a bullshit excuse not to go out and meet new people.

>>29832792

Goddamit again!

>>29832771

But it's there Anon...

>>29832808

>>29832792
daaaayumn.

>>29832792
Good god.

It'd take Celestia to move things of that size around every day.

>>29832802
That's neither here nor there.

If he were emotionless, he wouldn't be heartbroken over spurned love.

Why didn't Luna just team up with Discord and kill Celestia?

I mean, honestly.

>>29832801
You can build spaceships in Forge?
I thought you could only use the premade ones.

>>29832684
War of the gods. Magic of mass destruction. Spells with the power of thermonuclear warheads being chucked across the planet. Lesser creatures cowering in terror as the sky turned red and the seas boiled.

In the end, the Elements of Harmony were the last resort- but they worked.

Interrupting quality discussion with eurobeat!
http://www.discodiscord.com/v/WR0yXVcmP_k/153

>>29832799
No man.

Just, no.

>>29832802

Yeah, but not sociopaths. You can't just say words, they have meanings.

>>29832823
>doesn't have close friends
>can't get laid

HUEHUEHUE IT'S OKAY, I HAVE ASPARAGUS

>>29832843
How about grown up 'tia that isn't full-blown Celestia yet?

>>29832839
Because they weren't pissed off at each other yet.

>>29832537
Tumblrs are the closest we'll get.

>>29832404
this is so dumb, it makes discord too tangible and relatable, which doesn't work at all.

not to mention it's a rather poor attempt at making discord more lolgrimdark, which also doesn't work at all.

>>29832537

You know who ELSE just got fired?

CELESTIA FOR NOT DOING HER JOB RIGHT

>>29832839
They aren't friends or something

I bet Discord has a history of screwing with the two sisters specifically

>>29832841
Luna and Celestia shot some rainbows at Discord and he went Poof!

>>29832792
GIANT BALL SACKS

>>29832839

Never, Luna is good and Discord is going to die/get his ass seal.

>>29832839
Why doesn't Twilight just murder Celestia and steal her magical essence, thus becoming the most powerful being in Equestria?
Its not like Celestia is doing anything anyway.

>>29832823
Eh, that's either the truth or I am a legitimate case.

>>29832792

>>29832839
Because she wanted to rule in her own orderly way.

Plus Discord is much more powerful than Nightmare moon was.

>>29832792

Yeah they're looking pretty good.

The wings I mean.

>>29832859
What kind of idiot goes around saying that?

>>29832837
What I'm saying is, his rejection drove him to the following conclusion: if they don't care about me, why should I care about anything?

>>29832885

This, actually. The Elements are pretty much a golden gun. They obtained the MacGuffin, used it, ruled the universe, the end.

>still no sweatervests

>>29832810
Sorry. More nice things in the future, promise.

>>29832835
>>29832886
Yeah, I was just having fun with it. I guess you could say I went a little crazy.

>>29832869
>Still fapping to ponies
>"'tia"

>>29832397

WELL THEN I GUESS I'LL JUST WRITE IT MYSELF.

The things I put myself through for you assholes.

>>29832647

>>29832839
well F:E goes into why Celestia couldn't lower the moon while Nightmare Moon kept it up, Discord was more powerful than them together

>>29832908
These threads have slowly devolved into "lol autism stereotypes!" over the summer. They're getting better but we still need some time to fully recover.

>>29832844
>but not sociopaths
There's roughly a century of psychological research that disagrees with you.

>>29832910
So the act of breaking his heart drove him to become an emotionless sociopath.

So then why does he display so much emotion in the show?

>>29831996
>>29832047
Why would Discord need such a backstory.
It's obvious that he's not really even evil, just playful.

Hell, even after being trapped in stone for a millennium he's just like "yeah, I'm going to fuck with people." He hasn't done anything malicious, just had fun. He's about as far from a monster as a villain can be.

>>29832869
Like, pink-haired 20-something Celestia?
I'm okay with this.
Humanized.

>>29832914
I just figure they didn't use the Elements right away.

>>29832952
I think it's just some people trying to make mine more sinister, like they would like him to be.

>>29832925
>implying 'tia isn't the best nickname for celestia
"Celly" just plain sucks.

>>29832961
This is okay

>>29832971
'mine' should be 'him'.

Not sure how that got in there.

>>29832952
He's playful evil, but I'd say he's still evil. You know, tormenting ponies when he ruled, for his own personal amusement.

>>29832879
>dialed wrong number

FACELESS ONLY LIKES MRS CAKE BECAUSE HER HAIR IS POOP

>>29832977
I call her Les.

>>29832977
Celest is canon.

>>29832979
Fund it.
We just need JJ to give her the maid treatment.

>>29832923
That was a very good drawing.

It made my testicles blush.

>>29832977
>implying Celestia won't banish you for calling her anything other then "Princess" or "Princess Celestia"

>>29832977
Her nickname is Celest

>>29832947
You can display emotion without caring about people.

See: sociopaths

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-yNoeEqIcQw

>>29832926
>filenames

>>29832988

OH MY GOD LETH IS DISCORD.

>>29832991
I woudnt Quite call that evil.
I know that sounds weird, but I would say that he WILL have his fun, and doesnt care who gets hurt.
Hes not doing thing maliciously per say, he's doing them because HE has fun, even if noone else does

>>29833019

So -- he's motivated by something he only acts as though he has?

>>29833017
Banish you?

Where would you get an idea like that, anon?

>People want to turn Discord, who is awesome on virtue of being a playful trickster/troll villain, into a lol so dark and edgy sociopath with a broken heart and sympathetic past

SASUKE MEET DISCORD

DISCORD MEET SASUKE

YOU ARE NOW OTP

>>29833018
And here, we CAN fit it all in.

>>29833042
Everyone knows that leth is a supercomputer.
Chill.

>>29833046
kind of like you guys when you troll ponychan ;_;

>>29833039

Just ask fluttershy for oral sex then make out with her i dont know.

>>29833046
Cheerilee: what do you think this statue represents?

CMCs: Confusion. Evil. Chaos.

Cheerilee: Actually, it's all of those things

>>29833018
That's not what Luna (namely WOONA) says in every piece of fanart, ever

Celest? Really? That doesn't strike me as something someone would call their older sister when they're younger. Fuck canon, it doesn't fucking work.

'tia is still god-tier nickname.

>>29833061

That's what she said.

Discord is already pretty fucking sinister, but I agree the very fact he's Discord means he cannot be solely evil

>>29832999
That is a filthy lie.


I also like her because of her supple curves.

>>29833059
>Sasuke x Discord

Drawfags. Writefags. Now.

>>29833071
Nope.

>>29832991
He wasn't really outright torturing them, just spreading discord which is something that ponies naturally react poorly to.

I'm pretty sure the griffons enjoyed the fuck out of discord's reign.

>>29833071
No way.
Celly is much better.

>>29833070
Evil is subjective.

>>29833053
He's motivated by wanting to do whatever he wants regardless of the consequences. Celestia rejecting him simply pushed him over the edge.

>>29833046
Personal gain at the expense of others is kind of my definition for evil.

Be it laughter, money, or power, makes little difference.

>>29832843
Even at that size she must be hundreds of years old.

Fair game if you ask me.

>>29833042
That's crazy talk.

>>29833104

Under certain ethical systems which are not universally agreed upon, sure.

>>29833104
Sure. In the same way that Fluttershy isn't really a pegasus pony because she feels a connected to earth bound animals.

>>29833136

And Dash sexuality.

at least we can all agree Octi is best name

>>29833099
Fine. I'll say 'tia, you say Celly. Everyone's happy.

>>29833104
Is that what Sam Harris told you?

>>29833152

Fuck that, Octi sucks.

Dashie is the best name.

Or Flutters.

>>29833094
I kind of want to see Discord tormenting Sasuke now.

>>29833136
>MFW

>>29832952
>>29832971

There are very, VERY strong implications in the dialogue and Delancey's delivery of the lines that Discord is much more sinister and destructive than we've thus far seen. I doubt he's going to be "playing" much longer now that there's no threat to him from the Elements.

That said, I don't see why he needs some tragic backstory to make his evil more "sympathetic." He's chaos incarnate. We don't need to empathize with every single villain. Luna, sure. Trixie, ok. Even Gilda, though I think that's a stretch. But not this one.

Quick! Write as many Gummy x Dan fapfics as you can!

>>29833071
speaking of woona...

POST WOONA

>>29833152
>not tavi
george.jpg

>>29833094
I actually want this.... Very... Very... Bad...

You know what's funny? Out of everyone that is particularly interested in Bon Bon & Lyra, everyone prefers Lyra over Bon Bon.

Or am I wrong?

>>29833071
Tia means aunt you fucking retard

>>29833177
The only time we actually see him angry is when he can't convince Fluttershy to abandon kindness. I figure we'll be seeing more of that soon.

>>29833194
CEWESTIA TIME

>>29833166
>>29833201

I like to think Octavia hates 'Octi' just as much as you

and me and Vinyl think that's just adorable

Tavi is only used in bed

>>29833212
In Spanish, sure. 'Will' means something too. As does 'Dick'.

Should I go on?

>>29833224
STUPID SEXY CELESTIA

>>29833046
Exactly.
Since I like bringing alignments into discussions like this, Discord is Chaotic Neutral.
He does what's fun for the sake of fun.

Whether it's malicious or not is totally up to his mood.
Hell, he might even end up being Chaotic Good when it turns out this is all to teach Twilight a lesson about friendship.

>>29833094
>sasuke
is that that naruto guy?

>>29833224

>>29833194
okay

>>29833246
yup

>>29833210
Don't care about the shipping part, but I like Lyra and her fanon more than Bonbon.

Would anyone be put out if I decided to start writing up the next thread? I had an idea earlier and I was hoping to use it tonight.

>>29833237

Im mexican and you are wrong...

>>29833212
In fuckoff dirtland, maybe. Here, we speak the King's English. 'Tia is short for Celestia, and WAY fucking cuter than "Celest".

how does this look? anything need fixing?

>>29833240
Is this a new form of trolling? Like black Twilight or misunderstood Gilda?

>>29833237

Yes, actually, I'm interested to see what you "will" "dick" next.

>>29833210
I like Bonbon more

>>29833235
Is there anymore of that fucking fic yet?...

>>29833240
>malicious or not
Name one thing he's done that has not been malicious.

>>29833224
Stupid adorable celestia

>>29833240
>when it turns out this is all to teach Twilight a lesson about friendship

Yeah, I'm sure she's going to enjoy having her friends fucked with for the sake of teaching her a lesson.

PROTIP: Picard never thought Q was funny.

>>29833257
>Combining Naruto and MLP

>>29833094
Some people just want to watch the fandom burn.

>>29833204
Oh, hey, Mito
have you seen this?
You if anyone ought to enjoy it.
http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/717449

>>29833269
...I'm not saying 'Will' and 'Dick' mean something in spanish, I'm saying they have meanings other than their usage as nicknames.

>>29833210

Well Lyra IS the best BG pony anyway.

>>29833248
Wow.

Her wings are really pretty.

>>29833263
Bonbon has next to no fanon on her own, like roseluck. Makes her very hard to write for, or even sometimes draaw for, ESPECIALLY when you don't include Lyra.

>>29833237
>has never been around people who speak the Spanish language ever

>>29833284

>>29833210
The only interesting thing about Bon Bon that fandom has come up with is that she's a feeder.

>>29833210

The thing is Bon bon dont have a decent background just the whole feeder fetish.

>>29833326
>>29833284
seriously, where is the porn for her. She's so adorable.

>>29833294
Oh god

>>29832674
Discord is not a chimera
Cheerlie stated that he is a Draconiquis

Pony should drink with other pony.

Celestia's nickname is Sekhmet.

I have spoken.

>>29833264

We're close to the image limit, go for it.

>>29833317
We've been telling you that.