I finally got round to downloading the Beatles discography tonight. Feels good man.

>>29828237
not pony related

>>29828237
It won't feel good after you listen to it.

>>29828237
You see this post? Stop it. That has absolutely nothing to do with the god damn show, fuck off to /b/ with your shitty blog posts

Where is episode 2 already. I'm fucking sick of Dan and Liarjack and Slutterbitch already.

>>29828222
I've been jumping between names all summer, though I'm sticking with this.

I'm an amateur drawfag/colorer with limited access to a scanner.

So there Twilight was, getting the beating of her life from Discord.

Her negafriends loved it. They embraced the violence.

>>29828237

Good for you!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-QDux8_w0k

Place your bets.

Also, WHAT?!!!

>>29828237
I did that once. It was absolute shit, Jonas Brothers without whining.

>>29828290
king servine?

>>29828284
Ah have ta' agree on that one. Joke sucks so much, now.

>>29828281
so where are you when the threads turn into /mu/? I didn't see anyone bitching during an entire thread of last.fm links yesterday.

>>29828157
you are now aware that in Pony Australia 99% of the populous are poisonous.
the remaining 1% is ponies

Streaming now if anyone is interested.

http://www.livestream.com/fluffy__butts

>>29828292
Someone write the fucking fapfic already.

>>29828237
who cares, they were the fucking neutral milk hotel of their day, fucking entry-level hipster mainstream bullshit

>>29828336
special talent: being iimmune to poison

>>29828305
Stopped watching after four seconds. What godawful concept.

>>29828331
Nope.

How does this image make you feel?

>>29828334
Well if it was the whole thread I would've just gone to another tab, I'm trying to nip it at the bud here

>>29828360
>fucking entry-level hipster mainstream bullshit

none of this makes any music bad

>being an elitist fuck about music
lol

>>29828385

Reinbow Dosh.

>There's something familiar about this image.

>Pff, star trek, never watched it

>Eh, might as well give it a shot, heard TNG was good.


>[/spoiler]by god it's amazing I have missed out on so much

All right, I'm not going to wade through Ponibooru's laggy bullshit. Could someone post that picture of Megasweet's where Trixie imagines Twilight sucking on her breasts?

>>29828405
>posting about music on /co/, music that has absolutely nothing to do with any comic or cartoon related
Just get out

>>29828434
Fuck it.

>>29828336
>populous are poisonous.
meant IS poisonous

>>29828384

So... Starscream Vs. Rainbow Dash doesn't appeal to you.

Personally I think it's one-sided, but crazier things have happened. But I think Starscream is gonna smear her. Sorry, guys.

>>29828441
powerpuff girls had an episode composed entirely of beatles references therefore they are /co/ related

B)

>>29828292

They called for more. Every blow broke another bone in her pulverized body.

Celestia was powerless to stop it, for she had zero fucks left to give. The beating was going on all the way on the other side of the garden, after all.

>>29828385
20% cooler

>>29828434
Ponies have gotten me into so much nerd shit.

>>29828435
Go to paheal. Megasweet is a tag.

>>29828434

Deep Space Nine is even better.

Well, this latest episode helped tie my hypnotism fetish closer to MLP.

I'm betting I wasn't the only one turned on?

>>29828467
>Celestia was powerless to stop it, for she had zero fucks left to give. The beating was going on all the way on the other side of the garden, after all.

Laughed harder than I should have

>>29828414
>mfw Sugarcube corner is floating on a it's own island

>>29828465
then go make a thread about the powerpuff girls and use that as a topic, get the fuck out of the pony thread with your unrelated shit

>>29828414
I may be wrong so feel free to correct me, but it may be referencing the obscure game of Chess, which originated in northwest India during the Gupta empire.

>>29828497
Yes, you were. Everyone point and laugh at the freak.

>>29828504
nah I'm gonna chill in here and you can't do shit about it

>Go to Gamestop
>Want to buy some DS games
>Oh hey, Super Scribblenauts, I'll give it a go,
>Go to pay.
>Fat guy in stained shirt, pubic hair all over his face.
>He looks at me.
>Smiles.
"I like to make purple magical small unicorns in that game!" He says to me.
>Starts monologue about ponies and friendship.
"Look I just want to buy the fucking game, you autistic ass."
>He starts tearing up.
>Runs into back room.
>At this point I just leave.
>Look back as I exit,
>He is peeking out of the backroom, has something in his bulbous cupped hands, rubbing it against his face.
>Its a pony doll.
Alright, which one of faggots works at Gamestop?

>>29828488
I hope so, I'd love to see something top what I've seen.

>>29828458
he'd underestimate her.
suddenly spinning sonic raindrill!

wow.
these day threads are bad, like, this is borderline /b/. Fucking no wonder /co/ hate you guys

>>29828408
>>29828471
How about this one

>>29828524
>going to buy Scrabblenauts today
>when Gears 3 Blood on the Sand is out tonite

Nigga what?

>>29828524
That must have been Faceless.

He's okay once you get to know him.

>>29828533

Eh, true. Starscream HAS had a history of underestimating his opponents.

>>29828157
Actually, this theory is becoming more relevant. Discord could be the Tsar. And Luna could've been Lenin or the Cossacks, or the Fascists.

>>29828524
it was me I had to tell my manager I need the rest of the week off for emotional trauma you were not very loving or tolerant today, anonymous

>>29828558
Oh shit you're right.

I still have to beat the second one/

>>29828556
First thing that came to my mind was yellow Pikmin.

What if Twilight really did think about the day Spike has to leave her forever?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QpMKUR022as

And if that doesn't kill your heart, how about watching were the music came from?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xT6LWaKgdQY&feature=related

>>29828458

To be fair though, the Decepticons were always shitty marksmen. They had difficulty hitting the 40 foot tall Autobots, whats the odds of him putting a lazer round through Rainbow Dash?

>>29828589
cogs 2 blood on the dance floor?

>>29828551
It's only been 3 days since the last episode aired and we're already back to /mu/ little pony.

no escape, no escape, no escape

>>29828558
>Gears 3 Blood on the Sand

>>29828529
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=94j1PvNzMwU

DAT WORF

Little Known Fact: All weather pegasi are completely fluent in Quantum Physics.

>>29828574
Nah, Luna was Trotsky and Celestia was Stalin

>>29828635
I'm not watching it.

I'll see it when I get to it.

>>29828524
ITT: things that didn't happen

>>29828650
What the fuck do quantum physics have to do with clouds?
"I don't understand science, so everything complicated is QUANTUM PHYSICS!"

Do ponies have public transportation?

>>29828467

It went on for over an hour. By the 6th minute mark the spectators had lost interest.

Luna tried to help, she begged her sister. But that invisibility spell would not come off, and she just could not simply ruin her first real appearance like that.

So Twilight lay there, beaten and alone, feeling nothing below her pony-waist. The hospital trip was slow and agonizing, for reasons only known to the mentally deficient driver.

The bill for the hospital was ridiculous. How could she afford such bits? She cursed Celestia for enacting health care reform.

And by health care reform, she meant "Cancel Health Care". It was another cruel blow for the crippled, friendless ghost.

>>29828676
i lost my virginity

>>29828650
I love this. Nice job.

Care to give a link to the tumblr?

>>29828688

Yes, fluttershy.

>>29828620
What if Twilight and Spike were immortal and could live for forever, so that they could never leave each other?

Seriously though, age progression is the most depressing thing in the entire world. and to speed it up like it did in that comic right before Twilight's eyes was sadistic.

>>29828617
I made those in July or so.

Here's the rest Except Trixie

>>29828705
http://rainbowfreakindash.tumblr.com/

>Caring about plot in frat boys kill aliens: the third person shooter

>>29828669
Fair enough.

>>29828733
Thanks.

>>29828685

Or aliens.

>>29828676
But it did happen.
I'll bet my life sized Sweetie Belle Real Doll on it.

So, yeah.

More ponytails. Ponytail is best hairstyle ever. Well, out of most commonly-encountered hairstyles.

>>29828720
Semi wrote a story about this and it was actually heartbreaking.

>>29828741
But I have seen the great and powerful judge, prosecutor, and jury.

>>29828617
pikmin you say?

>>29828760
I'm rather fond of shoulder length hair on girls.

>>29828733
I've asked you a question Scherzo! Fazam!

>>29828651
>Leon Trotsky
>Trotsky

GENIUS

>>29828775
Or was it, judge, jury, and executioner?

I don't remember already!

>>29828778
Who's Issac

>>29828720
>the big six die eventually

>Celestia and Spike hang out in the castle all day, never saying anything to each other, their heads always downcast, their eyes always staring at the floor

>>29828795
Oh boy!

I SURE HOPE ALL THESE NEW TRIPFAGS STAY FOREVER

HAVING 6 OR 7 WASN'T GOOD ENOUGH

Here's a link for Cosmo. For the drawing tonight.

http://wistinga.online.fr/opencanvas/#downloads

>>29828435
http://ponibooru.413chan.net/post/view/33951?search=artist%3Amegasweet%20trixie%20Twilight_Sparkle

>>29828810
this is issac

>>29828810
Fuck you and your marker guy.
Popularly known for disliking markers.
Debuted in the video cassette, "Death Space"

>>29828848
i count one

>>29828830
STOP TRYING TO MAKE ME KILL MYSELF

guys, guys, just chill out okay?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OrAa9UXM-v0&feature=player_detailpage#t=14s

>>29828862
Thank you fellow man!

>>29828773
>That story
God damnit, I'd just forgotten about it.
Antidepressants, here I come.

I just noticed. Everyone of the mane 6 seems to have a "pet" except Rainbow Dash.

Twilight has Spike (more of a companion though I guess)
Fluttershy has Angel
Applejack has that dog I forget the name of
Pinkie has Gummy
Rarity has Opalescence

Why doesn't Rainbow have a pet?

>>29828848
>new tripfags
Do you have any idea how many of these tripfags are actually really old and just left for the summer?

No, you don't, because you're a summerfag.

Huh. These are actually... kind of nice. Cute, even.

I love that Pinkie Pie.

>>29828830

More like Spike succumbs to crushing loneliness and attempts to find a way to bring his friends back. Necromancy is accidentally and irreversibly introduced to Equestria, marring it forever

>>29828900
>you just noticed this

>>29828900
she does have a pet, his name is speedy

>>29828877
It's a pain, to be sure
We sure gave it a try
It's so strange to be saying goodbye

>>29828773
Link?

>>29828900
Don't forget the almighty princess has a pet

Can't wait to see Dashs

and Lunas

>>29828870
>Debuted in the video cassette, "Death Space"

No, retard, it was the DOS game, "Dead Void."

>>29828900
She does have a pet. Its Scootaloo.

>>29828778

>>29828900
I'd like to see her get a bird follow her around which is at first annoying, but she eventually warms up to it. SCOOTALOO IS HER PET HURR

>>29828620
If the crew ever did an episode where Spike would be sent away forever due to plot, they would be sure to make it as heart-wrenching as possible when they realize how much they miss each other.

And holy shit I forgot how Parents Day is the one episode to make me cry one tear.

>>29828919
THEY DONT NEED A FUCKING TRIP

I hear people were getting banned earlier?
I want in.

>>29828900

She can't be trusted with a real pet. A Scootaloo is the closest thing she has, and those take care of themselves.

>>29828778

>>29828937
The benefit to them is that Spike has both companionship while she's alive while being a source of protein when she isn't.

>>29828900


Dash has a pet dodo.

>>29828964
Why don't you bitch about it a little bit more.

>>29828830
Protip; This television series will evenutally end, all this time you spent here will be forgotten, and the archive will eventually be deleted.

it will be like this never even happened.

>>29828964
I made this for you.

watching the roast...

for some reason i have the strangest idea to make a roast thread every now and again for one of the main 6, just cracking wise for 300 posts and 151 images

dash goes first

>>29828937
No.
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO. NO.
THEY'RE GOING TO LIVE FOREVER.

>>29828893
LINK!
I NEED A LINK!
>>29828842
unfortunately that's the only art of it's kind.

>>29828993
I'd much rather filter them

>>29828964
you don't NEED to post.
shit happens
deal

>>29828943
>Not remembering the game Dead Place
>that came out February 2011

Watching the Sheen Roast right now. What pony would best be suited to be roasted?

>>29829002
Hurp de derp I'm the element of honestly, Cheating is OK as long as you think your friends do it!

>>29829013
Yeah, too bad they say/do relevant shit sometimes.
9/10 shitposts I see come from an anon.

>>29829018

>Dead Place

Why did I laugh so hard at that?

>>29829053
Dash didn't cheat sorry even Discord had to remind AJ to not cheat

>>29829036

Pinkie Pie since she's fat from all them sweets. Yum!

Don't press your S key.
You might hurt Dash.

>>29829072
He was talking about FWF.

>>29828900
She's not responsible enough to look after one.

So I guess Dash has the Jungle Fever.

>>29829072
I was talking about Fall Weather Friends.

sporty pony is best pony

>>29828848
>>29828964

I'm sorry. I suppose I don't really need a tripcode, people only impersonate me every now and then. Truth be told, I did vanish for most of the summer, but that's because, y'know, this place was a heaping pile of shit.

TL;DR: whine more, trolololol, induring the whole thread being derailed by Tripfags suck vs Tripfag cock sucking.

>>29829079
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
SSSSSSSSSSSS

>>29829036

RD, because of how defensive she'd get.

>>29828620
>mfw the music
Fuck you dude.

>>29829004
Sucks. The idea of Pikmin living just outside of Fluttershy's house or in AJ's farm sounds like quite an interesting crossover. There should be more crossover fanart of this. Or fanfics. Mite b cool.

I take it you folks have heard about this tgen.

http://www.ponyvspony.com/

>>29829110
Hey dude

Which is your favorite pony? Mister in charge of the wheel of hate

>>29829110
It was Dash week last week fagballs. Time to hate on Rarity.

>>29829106
I HATE YOU BECAUSE YOU'RE A TRIPFAG AND I'M TOTALLY NOT RAPING THE THREAD MORE WITH MY BITCHING THAN YOU HAVING A TRIPCODE EVER DID

>>29829110
You're a cruel bastard.

That's nice.

>>29829134
no one is in charge of the wheel, it simply spins once a week to divert the attention for our distain

>>29829036
Scootaloo.

>>29829004
It's called Our Last Goodbye. It's on the Clopfic Directory. The ending shows clear influences from Asimov.

>>29829036
Fluttershy, hands down.

>>29829053
>honesty

>>29829086
honestly there are not enough zebra OCs. there's lots of possibilities but most people just make a regular pony. dragons and griffons have similar issues

>>29829192

Nobody wants to be a nigger.

>>29829125
I had ideas like this. Only its just tiny Captain Fluttershy being followed around by the pikmin. Being horrified at them at first, then growing to like them.

Then Fluttershy with her back against a low wall while the Man-At-Legs is shooting laserguided missiles at her and freaking out.

I want to try drawing the last bit...

>>29829134
his favorite pony is Rarity

>>29829166
It's on Dash this week because a considerable chunk of the fandom is pissed off at her. The wheel doesn't DECIDE who we hate, it merely REPORTS.

Sor of inked that thing from earlier. I think I actually got some decent-looking wings going.

Oh yeah, spoiler'd for balls touching.

>>29829145
But...
Nobody hates Best Pony...

>>29829086

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TiyDvysp1do

Also, how long has Glitter Glue been drawing these shitty comics? Seems like fucking years.

>>29829125
I've suggested that.
several times.
No one ever wants to do it.
I eventually gave up.

>>29829206
Draw Fluttershy encountering the Smoky Progg.

>>29829145
>Last week

More like two days ago.

choose one /co/
part 1/3


Twilight: A know it all and wont let you forget it. loves to cozy up next to you in bed at night while reading a text on science, history, math, etc. she has a large library and the house always smells of books, which are often left all over the place but other wise the house is kept clean by you. often consumed by her work and study your only time with her his bed reading and bed or when you manage to tear her away for a day, a daunting task in and of itself but worth it in the end.

Rarity: Oh what a nag she is, always going on about something, and demanding as well. always expecting you to be dressed sharply and act gentlemenly. at the same time her generosity knows no bounds especially towards you if you are not happy with the outfit she picks out for you she simply finds another, and will continue to work at it all day until you both are happy, she loves the finer things in life and you are almost always out at some fancy restaurent which almost always turns romantic from the moment you arrive. except when she is consumed by her work at which point she seems fridge and obsessed. but the rest of the time its good old fashioned upper class fashion, style, and romance, or until the inlaws arive...

>>29829212
A considerable chunk of my dick is pissed off at your face now turn the wheel

Do you guys think the five of the mane six besides Twilight Sparkle were friends before Twilight met them? Is she just the latest addition to the group, or did they sort of form naturally around her?

They seemed to know each other before she showed up, but they might've just been acquaintances, or at least not all friends.

Ah, I finally found it.

>>29829261
Dash: An athlete to her core, always out on the track or running around town. tries to drag you along for her 5am around town SPRINTS, by the end of which...well lets face it you have yet to finish the even one lap around the whole town and she taunts you for it but only to try to get you to push yourself harder, further, faster. Always training to try to achieve her dream of joing the equestrain national track and free running team "The Wonderbolts". you do everything you can to encourage her, not that she needs it. But those moments at night, after she has stepped out of the shower to clean off the days sweat and dirt and her hair is still lightly damp and she cuddles up next to you to relax, those moments where you hold her sleeping in your arms, they make it all worth it.

Fluttershy: Soft, gentle, easily frightened, but not by you. you've spent so much time with her she has opened up to you almost completely and it is with you or her animals that she feel most happiest. running the best veterinary/animal rescue center around has made her ever so happy and you two spending your days there caring for the sick and injured animals, or just performing check ups on peoples pets, makes her even happier, she just seems to glow with joy when you two are alone together in the large cages feeding the song birds with broken wings, birds and bunnies always were her favorites. at the end of day she loves nothing more than to cuddle in your arms and fall asleep knowing you will never let anything happen to her. you are her white knight, her security blanket, confident, and closest friend and nothing will ever change that.

>>29829266
well dash definately wasnt friends with pinkie pie before the group was made, she only started hanging out with pinkie in griffon the brush off

>>29829266
Well, I'd say Rarity and Fluttershy probably knew each other well enough before Twilight showed up, but other than that, they were probably acquaintances at best.

>>29829223
>Years
You don't even know.

>>29829292
>Pinkie Pie is last
What the fuck, asshole.

>>29829266
Rarity and Fluttershy definitely knew each other, based on Green Isn't Your Color. It seems like Applejack and Rainbow Dash knew each other as well.

I wonder if any of them knew Pinkie Pie, though- or knew her on a close level, anyway.

>>29828931
I would sell my soul for that to be canon.
Not really, Dash's pet chicken is perfect.

>>29829262
There ya go chief.

>>29828939
A Day for Spike and Twilight – Spike reveals deep feelings about Twilights time on this earth compared to his:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1rxoXeD9TXDvJaxhr-VLH43G-YnlxrB5EA180nyuaUJE/edit?hl=en_US

>>29829240
Oh god

And then maybe the Waterwraith too

>>29829292
>>29829329
ass

>>29829318

Dash and Fluttershy too.

>>29829332
You link that story every chance you get.

>>29829328
i laughed

>>29829292
Applejack: A hard working girl from down on the farm through and through, this girl puts you through your paces while tending to her familys crops and prized apple trees. Out in the dirt, dust, and hot sun, she is never been more at home anywhere else. by the end of the day your back aches, the color of your hands completely obscured by dirt and you stink a little of sweat, she doesn't mind though, it even makes her proud. and sitting outside after dinner beneath the oldest living apple tree in the orchard, looking up at the stars, your arms wrapped around her as she lays against your chest. neither can think of a place you would rather be then down on the farm...together...

Pinkie: always on the move, unable to sit still even for a moment it seems like, always laughing always happy. pure energy and joy courses through ever fiber that she is, it raideaits from her and fills you up with bliss and harmony. though there may never be a quiet moment, though she may love to jump on your back for a pony ride, a difficult feat considering her high sugar diet has left her a bit bigger, though she may constantly want to party, you love her anyways. how could you not when she fill every moment with joy, laughter, and cupcakes.

>>29829350
>posting furry porn

inb4 /b/ refugees shit up the thread.

>>29829332
Erm... That's Jetfire, not Semi.

>>29829372
>>29829292
>>29829261
Welp, three more posts for the relationship story pastebin. Who's got the latest incarnation?

>>29829350
Ew anthro
Ew tattoo

>>29829357
>>29829357
hey i fixed it ok...chill

>>29829358
Hmm. I don't know about this. RD and FS may or may not have ever seen each other before or after the incident at flight camp.

>>29829332
>full-grown-spike-sadly-clutching-a-picture-of-the-mane-cast.png

>>29829378
>Porn
No.
>Furry
Extremely.

>>29829366
>request
I'm to tired to argue semantics right now

>>29829266

Rarity knew Fluttershy, they seem good friends in the manner of friends from way back.

Fluttershy also knew Rainbow Dash, as we saw, and they've probably been friends for some time.

Applejack seems like she wasn't really friends with any of them until Twilight came to town, living the farm life and all. To be honest if it weren't for the development she'd had with Rarity and Rainbow Dash I'd still doubt she had really integrated with the group, but now they all seem quite close.

Yeah, I'd say Twilight coming to town and their adventures was the motivation that took them from "group of acquaintances and fair-weather friends" to "tight-knit circle".

>>29829398
I forgive you.
Now that we're in-season again I'm in love and tolerance mode.
Back to haet in the summer.

>>29829401

I think is safe to assume they become friends after that shit.

>>29829405
Oops, I saw the art style and assumed it was porn.

>>29829332
Still nothing compared to Our Last Goodbye.
>dat ending

>>29829438
You think FS even bothered going back up to Cloudsdale?

Rarity offers to do anything for you.
Just one condition.
You have to look after her sister and her friends for a full week.
What do?

>>29829372
Fluttershy, a million times Fluttershy, waifu of the year all years.

>>29829418
I want to see another episode with a lot of Applejack and Twilight interaction. I like how Applejack is understood to be second in command in the group; nobody had to talk about it, it just happened.

>>29829461
okay diamond overcoat go

>>29829461
I'd do it in a heartbeat.

>>29829350

>20% jokes
Oh God, it's like I'm back in the hallway for the fan panel at Dragoncon again.

Seriously, someone was there who was, at best, a hambeast. Now I like thick women, but this woman must have sweated gravy. Her pinkie pie costume looked like a pig. And she was shrieking at some dude whose neckbeard looked like some kind of untamed Australian bush about how 20% cooler and ten seconds flat had transcended meme status to become cultural verbal staples.

They were ALREADY verbal staples. Getting something done in ten seconds flat has been a verbal turn of phrase for ages. I got up and walked the hell out. Nothing I could ever write or draw would have degraded my soul as much as walking through the same doors as those people.

Congrats, 10/10/, I mad, etc.

>>29829173
>implying her element doesn't rapidly switch between Loyalty and Honesty depending on the episode

>>29828620
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6r4mvHLcgGg
I don't know why i was reminded of this

>>29829461

ANYTHING?

I would fucking love for her to make me a suit with gem cuff links, that shit would be so stylin'.

They DID say there were going to expand on background characters, yes?

I wonder how exactly?
Just giving them more lines, or a few episodes dedicated to them?

>>29829461
I look after the MAGICAL TALKING PONIES FOR A WEEK, HOLY SHIT THIS IS GOING TO BE AWESOME. WE'RE GONNA HAVE WACKY ADVENTURES AND FUN TIMES.

>>29829451
Link it please?

>>29829461
I ask her to find me lots of jewels to sell back in my world

>>29829453

I think so. She said her home was up there, so it'd be hard to believe she'd totally sever all ties to it.

>>29829461
Time to break out the wine coolers!

>>29829506
Link the video!
I feel like watching it again.

>>29829220
>non realistic horse asshole and balls

SB i am disappoint and i have been a fan of your work since the beginning.

>>29829483

Do not cloak one word with another! Do not all friends form hidden hierarchies of their own?

>>29829332
Read it while listening to this.
http://www.youtuberepeat.com/watch/?v=QpMKUR022as

>>29829461

Accept task.

Receive bitchin' suit.

>>29829404

>>29829521

If they said that, I hope they just meant less obvious cloning of background ponies, and different ones for different locales

>>29829350
aww yeah
only furry stuff i've fapped to is by this guy

>>29829292
>>29829261
Rainbow and Rarity are the best, but I'm not the kind of man to have a waifu. Meeting a girl like them would be fine though.

>>29829537
You gotta wonder how she made it back, though, considering how shitty of a flyer she was when she was young.

>>29829512
I never implied that

>>29829552

Desire for Kreia pony... rising...

>>29829461
Be their awesome Big bro going off doing crazy shit to try and help them find their cutie mark.
As for what I would get from Rarity? I want her to let me take care of them more often. I like kids.

Discord/Discord art must happen. Doesn't need to be porn.

>>29829461
>Rarity offers to do anything for you

I'd first freak out on having a talking magic pony talking to me in the first place.

Anyone else notice that the animation was really good compared to a lot of older episodes?

>>29829223
Forever.

Nowadays he's a cancerous, lecherous furfag piece of shit with way too much experience in making pornography who somehow latched onto pony fandom so that he could make people feel things with his 2 bit draws.

>>29829530
Once again, go to the clopfic directory.
>clopfic.heroku.com
And look for Our last Goodbye by RagingSemi.

>>29829590
But Kreia is quite literally the anti-friendship.

>>29829584

Still is just fanon, the word of canon is:
AJ:honesty
Dash:loyalty

Deal with it nerds.

About how tall are ponies? In my head I imagined them as about 4 feet tall including their head, then I measured the average height of a real pony to about 4 foot 5 inches, not including the height of the head, which makes them fucking massive. What does /co/ think?

>>29829461

Gimme a nice, silk suit.

Looking after the kids is easy. Just tie them up, gag them, and only feed them once a day. They'll break very easily. The best part is they won't be rowdy ever again. I'll skip town after I untie them, because fuck living in some podunk village. I could never give up San Fran. Maybe I'll invite Rainbow Dash to come with me

>>29829603
God damnit, I was just about to make a joke about Eris being genderbent humanized discord. Thatnks a lot, asshole.

>>29829610
Why is it in there? It made me think it was a fapfic

>>29829605
I noticed dash is the best pony

>>29829605
Yes, the stain glass window scene was beyond amazing, I was really impressed
>at this rate, every frame of the last episode will make anyone who watches it cum hard

>>29829621
When did I say they were anything else?

>>29829636

>invite Dash
>San fran.

Dohohoho!

Dash is not honesty a lack of tact is not the same as honesty

>>29829551
It's not too late to fix it.

I HAVE REFERENCES. I just didn't want to use them.

About how tall are ponies? In my head I imagined them as about 4 feet tall including their head, then I measured the average height of a real pony to about 4 foot 5 inches, not including the height of the head, which makes them fucking massive, so what does /co/ think?

>>29829661
>someone thinks she's not

>>29829662
>Dat dance
So fluid

>>29829657
It is. It's science fiction with sex

>>29829657
There is pony-on-dragon sex in it, but it's much more than just porn.

>>29829261
>the house always smells of books

Twilight. Twilight Twilight Twilight. Please.

>snuggle while studying

Oh god the hnnng I can't contain it.

>>29829657
It is. There's sex in it. It could stand on it's own EASILY without it, but RS outright REFUSES to censor any of his stories just to gain the approval of people he doesn't even like.

>>29829676
If I remember right, they're about 4' according to apples.

>>29829618

Exactly.

The perfect villain. None of that Nightmare Moon selfish nervous breakdown crap, and with the metaphysical teeth that Q ultimately lacks. The villains of MLP are spoiled children. Egotistical bullies, those with too much power or too much sway over others and fit to squander it.

Let's have a character that articulates an argument against friendship so potent that literally the writers are stumped on how to counter it.

Call Chris Avellone, I have the pitch for Obsidian's next game.

>>29829628
>>29829676
>mfw it posted twice
flood detection my ass

>Trying to draw a Tumblr update while watching the Roast of Charlie Sheen

>>29829628
They're about 1m tall I think. Someone made a size comparison chart using apples as a baseline and they come up to your waist.

>>29829261
>Twilight

>>29829697

>Obsidian MLP:FiM game.
>Chris Avellone

All my money. All my *soul*.

Take whatever you need from the living then find what you are looking for amongst the dead, I need this.

>>29829681
dash is always best pony

>>29829573

She could've had help from an adult pegasus. Even if Dash didn't stop, she probably realized she knocked Fluttershy off and went after her later.

>>29829206
>tiny Captain Fluttershy being followed around by the Pikmin.
I know I'm slowpokan, but, dear god, this sounds ridiculously cute.

>>29829697
KOTOR 2 is my favorite video game ever, but I'm not sure I want to see My Little Pony broken and pissed on the way The Sith Lords breaks and pisses on Star Wars.

which pony's hooves would you lick?

>>29829690
Someone needs to find the pastebin with the rest of these things in it.

>>29829667
Yeah I don't get why people say that. She has told lies before in the show.

>>29829693
>>29829684
>>29829682
“No, Twilight. I was infatuated with Rarity, but I loved you. I realized that after I had grown.”

Is it even worth it?

>>29829735
Well yeah, we've established this.
Twice.

>>29829697
>MFW this happens in Season 3

Fuck, it's Moral Orel all over again.

>>29829764
After that part? Yes, very yes. Just keep going, you've read shittier stories.

>>29829693
Why would I even want to gain the approval of people I don't like?

>>29829662
http://www.discodiscord.com/v/tqWP1rsAMrw/124

>>29829764
That dialogue is fucking atrocious.
Its like something written by someone who has never talked to another human being.

>>29829657
It was a fapfic, but it also has a story.

You can easily avoid the gratuitous sex with no consequence, but the sex isn't really that great so I read through it all anyway.

>>29829206
either that or the pikmin are pony sized.
also carrot top is the one who finds them, due to the pikmin being named after pikpik carrots in the pikminverse.

>>29829786
Oh hey, RS.
Glad you could make it.
Will you be posting any new high quality stories tonight?

>>29829681
That gif is actually really sad.
Like she looks really upset.

>>29829786
Semi, you could have set a new standard for the idea for Twi/Spike.

Romeo and Juliet didn't have a pony have sex with a dragon.

>>29829697
I actually had an idea for a Ponyverse Big Bad that recycles Darth Nihilus' schtick from that game- a devourer of life force, a drinker of spirit and soul who feeds on the living world and leaves only dead gray emptiness in his wake.

>>29829818
Oh boy you'll hate the stuff I have.

>>29829827

please no

>>29829821
No. It had a 14 year old having sex with a 12 year old. Only pedophiles like that shit.

>>29829827

At this point only faggots and newfags are upset by scootabuse.

>>29829844
It begins.

>>29829827
Oh boy!
Another chance to post this!

>>29829206
I know I'm slowpokan, but...
>tiny Captain Fluttershy being followed around by the pikmin.
Dear god, that sounds ridiculously adorable.

>>29829827
Are you kidding?
That stuff is silly jokes.
That gif is something that happened in the show.

>>29829818
Here have another great Dashie gif

>>29829849
>ragingsemi shuts up another newfag
JUST ANOTHER DAY ON/co/

it's funny cuz people only like semi because of the sheer amount of fapfics he ejaculates out

>>29829861
oh boy a canonfag

>>29829827
Challenge accepted.
Make me cry.
Protip: You can try.

>>29829853
Entry-level detected.

>>29829849

I have to said i laugh too hard with this.

>>29829849
The point
^
|
|
|
Thou head

>>29829882
i don't want to scar you.

>>29829786
Because crowd appeal and attention whoring.

You like attention don't you? You obviously need it like the air you breathe, so why not broaden the readership of your fic by snipping a few parts here and there.

>>29829915
The masses wouldn't like Our Last Goodbye even without the sex. They don't like being reminded of their own mortality and the impermanence of the corporeal world.

>>29829904
You must be new.
Don't hold back, bitch. Lay it on me!

>>29829915
So then you admit you're arguing from a false premise.

>>29829935
You asked for it.

>>29829690
>>29829466
>>29829572
Well think you I was hoping more to comment on it but oh well

Anyone have that discord picard picture?

>>29829882
http://ask-twilightsparkle.tumblr.com/post/10358515119

>>29829911
>>29829939
Damn it, Rarity is my favorite pony, but nega-Rarity is easily in Worst Pony Tier. It kind of bummed me out.

>>29829950
Already posted it, look up.

I knew you were coming.

>>29829946
That type of thing was big yesterday for a few hours, a pastebin was compiled with about twelve short stories. I don't think anyone has it right now.

>>29829950

>>29829882
you want to cry? try this

>>29829967

you have to admit that RaginSemi has a legit method for his fics:

throw an unsurmountable amount of shit at a proverbial wall and whatever sticks, claim to be a master piece

>>29829961
Ok. You were close. But god damn.

>>29829950

>>29830003

>>29829988

>>29829882

pacce you are such a loser

One day Princess Celestia come to you,
She makes a deal with you.
You become best friends with your favorite pony.
But she wants something in exchange.
You must murder two tripfriends and offer their souls.
What do you do?

>>29829863
Is... something supposed to happen?

>>29829936
Yeah.

Wanna cry? You bitches ain't got shit on this.

http://www.megavideo.com/?d=K5U75N8B

The closest I've ever come to crying at any movie was when I watched this.

Dubs decides my new name. AND MAKE IT GOOD THIS TIME!

>>29829988
No tears, but suddenly I have a silent rage building up inside.

>>29829961

nooooooo

>>29830030
Kill all of them.

No exceptions, I don't care if she doesn't want any more.

>>29830009
There's a version on youtube with the piano riff from Hey Arnold's episode, Parents Day.

Just imagine that for a second.

Twulut Spakl
Opljuk
Flututushuh
Ratty
Rinbindis
Pankapa
Pincis Celsta
Pincis Lurner
Nimirmirn
Daccard
Gida
Ticky
Zakodr
Spifr
Surn
WADRBULLS!
Derpy Hooves
Choroleeee
Snaps
Snurls
Oplbum
Seethibuhl
Skootooll
Twats
Spavrsoon
Damaturr
Damadaahs
Hoitoitoitoi
Saffrshuz
Futufunu
Owlikis
Anglebanna
Gummu
Oplisisnsis
Wininininini
Fidimidi
Luru
Bodobd
Bugmuktush
Gannasmat
CammulOpl
Baybin
Seven Mignit
Lizzlstonghat
Spock

>>29830039

Nigger

>>29830039
"gotta fight 'em til' we can't"

>>29830039
Commander Jesus, Minor Influence

>>29829879
Oh, hi there newfag. Welcome to MLP general, I see you've met Pacce, one of our oldest posters who has been here since October.

>>29829939

Pinkie Pie had the best scene

The balloons brought back bad memories of when I watched IT when I was 6

>>29830030

I'd try, but I'm afraid that the knife would get lost in all the fat.

>>29830039
pony butthole licker

>>29830030
How is that even a choice? It's not like I know any of you people.

>>29830039
the impassable one

>>29830075

>>29830029

>>29830039
nigger nigger, the nigger nigger

>>29830030
Kill Nathan and Raging Semi
Go on crazy adventures with Rainbow Dash.
Fuck yeah.
hugs all around. nonsexually

>>29830039
/co/mamander Hay Zeus, El Pescador

>>29830039
heavy metal inspector

>>29830039
the humans stain, +1

>>29830039
friend to all zebra

>>29830030
I would take Kamina's and Mito's lives in a heartbeat.

The ironic part is they probably never had one in the first place.

>>29830039

Proud buttloving brony {consumer of pony excrement} {37 kilograms consumed so far}

>>29830098
No! one off.

>>29830039

Is this going to be a nightly thing with you?

>>29830047

more DJ PON-3

>>29830030
tell her to give the offer to someone else as I'd only darken the world of ponies.

and with that I must return to the either for a night of sleep where I will concoct more silly pony crossovers in my twisted little mind.
farewell fellows.

>>29829332
>mfw I finished reading
This was not done by RagingSemi. Whoever did this did a great job, probably the only fanfiction that's actually good. The "son" part was a little off but everything else was cute kittens tugging at my heart strings.

>>29830039
shit cunt ass bitch tits motherfucker

>>29830039
>>29830117

god i thought the days of scootabuse were over with

>>29829822

If you wanted to write a story that was basically Maximum KOTOR 2...

The Exile is Twilight Sparkle. She lead the Elements of Harmony once but was exiled by the princess for disobeying her orders. Since then she wandered far from Equestria, but upon wandering near again discovers that the Princess is in hiding, the Elements are scattered, and Nightmare Moon and her Shadowbolts are striking from hiding in an attempt to bring down Equestria itself.

The Jedi Masters are the Elements of Harmony. They are supposed to represent friendship for all of Equestria, but when the princess exiled Twilight they fearfully accepted her ruling. This failure has robbed them of the power they needed to defeat Nightmare Moon, and they have since gone into hiding. If Twilight is to defeat Nighmare Moon (or desires revenge for her exile), she will have to reunite them.

Nihilus is Nightmare Moon. She was a person, once - now nothing more than a void where friendship and life once was. She feeds off of love and life, consuming it to sustain herself, using her divine powers to keep those similarly touched by hate lashed to her as servants, but ultimately is a slave to her hunger.

Atris is Princess Celestia. She banished Twilight/The Exile for defying her, but loved her too much to truly punish her. Her affections turn Twilight's actions into a betrayal, and as her kingdom falls apart and she hatches mad schemes in isolation to destroy her growing perceived list of enemies she grows corrupt. She meticulously saves her grand library of friendship reports throughout the ages, convinced that when Nightmare Moon is at last destroyed she can use them to rebuild Equestria stronger than before.

>>29830129
I still want someone to make me cry.

>>29830039

The glorious winged faggot.

>>29830124
Unless I get a GOOD name this time!

>>29830147
Best abuse picture.
Personal favorite.

>>29830129

hipster

>>29830144

I approve!

>>29830076

THEY ALL FLOAT

>>29830144
haha oh wow

>>29830144
>>29830144
>>29830144

>>29830029
I would let pony beat me up non-sexually.
I would let Pinkie Pie do it.
I would let Pinkie Pie brutally disembowel me and bake me into cupcakes whilst using my entrails as streamers.

>>29829882
I don't have it, but Someone post that comic of Pinkie talking about getting diabetes. that would do the trick if anything.

>>29830144
WELP

>>29830167
fuck you spacecunt

>>29830148
But who's Kreia?

>>29830184

>>29830144

>>29830151
have you read cupcakes?

its my favorite fanfic...
if you haven't read it you really should

other things to read that might make you cry
Bubbles by Author Currently Unknown
http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/03/story-bubbles.html

Dinky Doesn't go to School by by HighFructosePornSyrup !qFw8OE2IB6
http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/01/story-dinky-doesnt-go-to-school.html

Memorial by Buxton
http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/03/story-memorial.html

Nightfall (at Sweet Apple Acres) by Midnight Shadow
http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/05/story-nightfall-at-sweet-apple-acres.html

A Walk in the Sun by Melionos
http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/06/story-walk-in-sun.html

So, Discord is Chaos, that would make Celestia and Luna Order. Wrestling order from chaos seems like a pretty typical creation story to me. They bring order with the sun and moon at set intervals. This would extend to their subjects, controlling the weather and seasons by hoof, the natural world is too chaotic for them.

>>29830030
You're dashin', me, Josh.

Faceless and Mito in a heartbeat.

>>29829936

>Meanwhile, where Semi lives...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vh3tuL_DVsE

>>29830198
Sad, however, the pony biology would allow for vast amounts of sugars, therefor, she would not get diabetes.

>>29830219
My fics invoke tears. ESPECIALLY ponies: this town aint big enough for the 2 of us

Dibs on new thread.

>>29830030
Faceless and NH4NO3

>>29830219
Cupcakes was a mediocre story at best. I've read better Sonic Fanfics than that. I'm being honest here. I did NOT feel anything for Cupcakes.
Bubbles, Simply Rarity and the sequel to Bubbles I did read though and those made me teary eyed.

>>29830251
i especially like your gorefics you write while drunk, i dont think anyone else has written a story that managed to kill dash 3 times in 2 paragraphs

>>29830251
I still can't believe what happened to Halo.

>>29830067
Twats?

>>29830276

>>29830276

>>29830276

>>29830276

>>29830276

>>29830276

>>29830276

>>29830276

>>29830276

>>29830276

>>29830276

>>29830276

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