ach you just beat me

>Pokey

YOU CALL THIS A PONY THREAD?

>>29812008
>rape

>>29812021
WHAT

So... I've finished coloring it.

So, JDL's twitter is this week's "Faust DA"?

What would it be like to date Celestia

>>29812021
This isn't a real fapfic, right? Surely you must have made it up on the spot.
Right?

>searchan Pinkie Pie fanart
>related tags: メスケモ

I've lost control of my life

pokey pierce thread?

>>29812036
The hat and cane are a nice touch.

Why did this picture turn out like crap?

>>29812029
I can see this happening. nice work by the way.

>>29812047

Pinkie/Pokey is dumbest ship, I'm saying it now.

she's mine, you fuckers, back off

>>29812037
It's Headless, he writes oh-so-hilarious combinations of porn and physical comedy. He's such a good writer that he has to publish his stuff on THE INTERNET, where all the good writers publish their works.

>>29812031
Like dating a busy royal who has no time for hugs

>>29812051
Heads. Both Pinky and pokey are way off.

>>29812055
Thanks. Anon requested, anon got it.

>>29812037
Nope, I'm pretty sure that's a clopfic where Fluttershy is constantly getting gangbanged.

At that point in the story , Rarity's whining to Twilight about Fluttershy being so lucky that she gets gangbanged everywhere, and Twilight's about to say something along the lines of "But she doesn't like it" but then she pauses and Pinkie does that thing.

>mfw that's the only part I read, but it's stuck in my head.

>Suddenly threads become massive shit

I sentence you all.

To DEATH bro

>>29812050
Oh the impotent rage

It's not the morning, it's 5 PM

>>29812062
No hugs?

So about the apparent Sweetie Belle IQ boost of S2,
any news if it's permanent?

>>29812072
I don't mind hate images if reasonable effort's been put into them.

>>29812080
she's a gifted retard. nothing to do with "IQ boost".

>>29812080
She only says "that's not a word!", hardly a character-breaking IQ boost.

>>29812080
It's based on one damn line, dude. Don't read anything into it.

>>29812080
ONE WORD! One word that Sweetie knew that Scoots didn't doesn't make her smart. She's still too dumb to realize she's getting abused in my head-canon.

>>29812092
I thought reading too much into things was the whole point of these threads?

>>29812080
What IQ boost? Because she knew Victoryful wasn't a word?

>>29812095
And just cause scoots doesnt know something means that you should beat her senseless and break some bones

>>29812051
Err I could redline it to show whats not working. I mean if it's fine with You. You have there pretty cute picture that could work out great.

Anyone here NOT autistic?

>>29812092
Dude, her fanon-low-IQ was borne mostly out of a half-second delayed reaction to something.

>>29812051
I'm trying to upload a picture, but 4chan won't let me. Basically the head's are all wrong and I wanted to post a tutorial. I'm going to try again later.

>>29812079
NO! NO HUGS! NOT NOW, NOT EVER! YOU HEAR ME? HELL, I'M A FUCKING GOVERNING BODY, I'M GONNA MAKE IT A DAMN DECREE, THAT YOU DON'T GET HUGS EVER, AND ANYONE WHO DOES HUG YOU GETS SENT TO THE FUCKING MOON OR TURNED TO STONE OR WHATEVER I FEEL LIKE DOING WITH THEIR BITCH ASSES.

NOW GET THE FUCK OUT I HAVE A BUSINESS MEETING WITH THE ZEBRA KING.

>>29812097
Nah. The point of these threads is shipping!

Do ya'll think nega-Rarity and Prince Blueblood would get along?

>>29812117
She's scared of Scootaloo when she's dressing up as a monster at first. That's pretty dumb.

>waitaminute...

OH GODDAMMIT

Why did it take me this long to realize the joke behind Pinkie x Pokey!? FUCK!

>>29812125
Nega-Rarity would probably get along even less well with Blueblood. She'd have the personality traits that make her selfishness amplified, and be even more expectant from him, in combination with being less kind and less willing to give. Rather than do the nice things she did for him, she'd scream and bitch constantly. They'd hate each other even more.

>>29812123
Shipping is still reading too much into things. Particularly when it's "those two ponies looked at each other in that one scene THEY MUST BE SHIPPED".

How old are the main ponies supposed to be?

>>29812108
She needs to learn her place. If she doesn't live up to the standards she should be informed. As harshly as possible. Possibly involving physical abuse.

>>29812121
I think we should see other people.

>>29812148
I agree!

>>29812138
I thought opposites attract?

>mfw noone can use Megaupload in the dorm because I'm downloading the newest episode in 1080p

>>29812139
>implying two ponies have to see each other to be shipped

>>29812120
I'm just guessing but more or less like that, hm?

>>29812147
In their early 20s as far as human years go, though in pony years they're probably 5 or something.

>>29812156
In some cases they do, but they're just as likely to repel. Personalities aren't magnets, much as we like to simplify them to fit metaphors! Plus, I think the thing would be that nega-Rarity would be even more like Blueblood than ever - expecting gentlemanliness from him, and yet unwilling to give in return. Obsessed with herself and so on.

>>29812158
This pleases celestia

>life size plushie
itbegins.xlsx

>>29812186
>>29812146
Stop it.

>>29812154

>>29812194
So...
...
...
...
How much for it?

leave a hole in the back

>>29812194

>>29812154
I can't take that image seriously since I realized that Dash's parts is basically Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff, but rewritten to make some sense.

>>29812194
I have that same exact chair.

>>29812029

Requester here

Thankyou Kitty Tail!

Also holy shit guys, LK is still streaming

Get in here if you aren't already

http://www.livestream.com/itsponytime

>>29812154
Scootaloo is such worst pony.
She deserves all the beatings she gets.

All this talk of Q being Discord got me watching Star Trek again.
I just watched the episode where Data makes his daughter and oh god, I almost cried at the end.

>I love you, Father
I... wish I could feel it with you.

>>29812194
it best be dash

>>29812194
Give it a human head.

>>29812211
Scootawho?

>>29812211
Oh god, the scootbus. Kill me now.

>>29812220
>>29812211
>>29812154
CMC abuse thread?

>>29812218
That sounds like it would be so creepy

>>29812220
>"It's me, Scootaloo!"
I laughed more than I should have.

>>29812220
Need some more

>>29812241

>>29812194
They should attached a swivel at the head and make interchangeable ones.

>>29812237
I'm liking this idea!

>>29812237
yes

>>29812121
Oh... okay.

If you need me, I'll be here in the corner.

>>29812237
Only tasteful, of course.
LIE

>>29812248
I.. what?

>>29812200
I don't feel like it.

>>29812253
There is way too little Bloomabuse

>>29812253
Yes, we need more bloomabuse!

>>29812273
I like her having more mental abuse than physical.

>>29812237

Why did everybody hate little orange background chicken at the end of last season?
I forget.

>>29812270
You better be done when I get back from walking 2 miles to the nearest 7/11 for my lunch

>>29812287
As do we all. But no one wants to draw that.

>>29812299
nyehhh.

>>29812298
Because she is annoying

>>29812297

>>29812309
>dat tiny right foreleg

>>29812312

>>29812322
>Scootaholic
That's really great.

>>29812309
Well I think she's cute and I would take her in and raise her to have a regular childhood.

>>29812261

This is why Rarity is my favourite pony.

>>29812322
>Cheap purple drank

>>29812336
I would take her in to beat her senseless in the comfort of my own home.

thread need more sweetiejar

>>29812253
Dog ponies: for when you're a furry artist and you just can't draw anything else.

>>29812352
>filename
Dude. That's pretty grim. Makes it seem like she hangs around Dash in the hope that she'll stop

>>29812364
well Lauren Faust did make a show about pastel colored cats and called them ponies.

>>29812362
>2011
>not pickling your ponies

>>29812362
Countless new abuse pics and yet this one is still timeless. A true classic.

Why do I keep coming back here

>>29812372
That's usually how abusive relationships work.

>>29812384
Stockholm syndrome?

>>29812384
because you love me

>>29812384
you like the porn and abused fillys

>>29812362
Coloured

>>29812372

>hang out with girl for the sole purpose of, one day, her deciding not to beat you senseless for no reason

Scoot is not a clever pony.

Your favourite pony is celebrating their birthday in a few hours, and you're in charge of the cake.

You've made the basic cake, and now it's time to decorate it.

Do you add 'special ingredients' to it and watch the pony eat it later? or do you decide to do something else with it?

>>29812390
I laughed extra beacuse I am Swedish.
But yeah, probably

>>29812401
Maybe.
Who'd know?

I love this edit of Fluffy's comic.

>>29812401
well a cutie mark decoration is the obvious choice, and to be honest probably the best fit, so I'd go with that

>>29812401
Instead of frosting on top, I'll put a sizable amount of semen

>Scootabuse thread
>2011
I thought you guys were over this.

>>29812421
congratulations you pointed out the obvious innuendo

>>29812423
>Scootabuse
>Started in 2011

>>29812401

>Rarity

Fuck making a cake, I'm taking the cake-making money, selling some of my jewelry, and taking her to the fanciest restaurant in the area.

It's hard for a Rarity fan. It's hard and nobody understands, besides your checkbook.

>>29812423
Nope!

>>29812253
>>29812297
>>29812309
>>29812312
>>29812352
>>29812362
>>29812372
>>29812394
>>29812417

You guys have no heart.

>>29812423
New season you know. It's like hunting season, iy keeps coming back

>>29812423
Are you challanging me to find Scootaffection?

>>29812441
I sort of dislike it when artists draw the hooves more detailed than just a puffy nub.

>>29812445
That hurt.

she's the worst pony
see the ranking in >>>/tele/

>>29812423

To be fair, it is the CMC's fault that the living entity of chaos and destruction escaped and ruined everyone's shit. The least they deserve is three assbeatings so bad, it looks like they earned angry red horseshoe cutiemarks for a week.

>>29812421
obvious.
>>29812401
might as well answer my question as well...

I myself would lace the outer layer with endorphins and stimulants, as well as laxatives, and watch her gorge herself in the cake as her cheeks flush more and more, her panting increasingly audible as she just can't seem to stop eating the cake...

and you can fill in the blanks yourselves, err'body.

>>29812423

>>29812401
>Implying I can bake.

I'd just visit Sugarcube Corner.

>>29812445
That's 4chan for you. Ignore posts you don't like. I do.

Uhmmm.... Princess Celestia... your face looks kind of different....

>>29812158
>>29812158

Got a link? I've got slow as fuck internet so I'll need to start downloading them all early if I'm gonna be able to watch when it's done airing.

>>29812478
It's KOFFEE

>>29812401
OH GOD OH GOD CAKE BAKING

Well I'm just going to put apples there. Granny Smiths, Red Delicious's, McIntoshes, Braeburns and every single little apple I can find.

As a finisher I'm going to pour into the mix some Applejack.

>>29812478
This will not stand.

>>29812154
>>29812154

>>29812498
Hard Apple Cider is better at that point if you're using apple based alcohol for baking. Trust me on this one.

Taking a small draw request.

>>29812538
are you applejacksonjihad? no?
Twilight as a Valkyrie

>>29812538
Cute Twilight?

So we have a slight 'discussion' on Sweetie Belle's IQ boost before we jump straight on to CMC abuse.

So clearly what we should be doing now is Sweetictionary abuse.

Which of you gentlemen acquiesce to this manifesto?

>>29812535
Oh, really? I've been using Applejacks for apple pies, not cakes, so I don't know. Thanks.

>>29812538
Cute ponies.

Preferably doing cute things.

>>29812545
Which is to say, while Celestia would be Silmeria and Luna would be Hrist, Twilight would be Lenneth.

I wouldn't fuck Rainbow Dash.

>>29812564

>Which of you gentlemen acquiesce to this manifesto?

I propose to dissent. Sweetie Belle and the rest of the Cutie Mark Crusaders are perfect little angels.

I hate you all so goddamn much.

http://crappyunicorn.deviantart.com/art/beauty-and-the-259123093

>>29812604
you're supposed to lie.

i think all the kids went to school

>>29812589
You are drawing me?

>>29812605
that was sweet, sad and sentimental, and the artist is definitely skilled at what they do. i liked it, thank you.

>>29812589
>>29812604

Just what in tarnation is tha meanin' of this discolored impostor?

>>29812589
>>29812589
She has no chin line.

PinkieDash isn't the best ship

>>29812487
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=5G0N9080
Season 2 Episode 1 1080p

>>29812604
That's okay.
I really like all of you, and I sure do hope Raging semi come by today and gives us some of his well written and enticing stories!

>>29812640
You're really not getting this meme, aren't you?

>>29812654
This >>29812654 anon isn't a fag. Nope, not even a little bit.

>>29812643

Oh cool, thanks.

>7 hours, 15 minutes remaining

meh

>>29812683
see
>>29812158

>>29812683
As much as I hate EqD, they have the links.

>>29812599
My rumination of the envisaged impression of 'sweetictionary abuse' does not incorporate manifest abuse.

I assent to your conception of the Cutie Mark Crusaders as angelic.

Why would anyone abuse thesaurus? it's awkward

>>29812688
Okay then, anon, what do you want to talk about?

Next question.
You've accompanied your favourite pony for a walk around the mountains, halfways around, said pony turns to you, leaning in for a kiss.

What do you do? How far do you take it?
Remember, nobody is around to interrupt or hear by mistake.

Mito and Faceless are both worthwhile posters and I value their presence in these threads

>>29812703
I TOTALLY WOULD NOT TAKE IT ALL THE WAY WITH DASH

>>29812704
Obvious lie.


Mito is never a worthwhile poster.

>>29812703
>I'm not a pony

Stop asking these then.

>>29812021
Hoppip. Hoppip what the actual fuck.

I saved the marker a couple days ago with that EXACT SAME FILENAME.

>>29812703
I would return the kiss, but no further. Because we go out for a walk. If the pony wanted further, then we can go back to her/his house and do it there, in the comfort of a clean bed.

Unless the pony's drunk, in which SEXY TIME

http://thepiratebay.org/torrent/6687197/My_Little_Pony___Friendship_is_Magic_S02E01_The_Return_of_Ha
rmon

iTunes version. 5.1 and 720p.
Unfortunately, there are no seeders yet.

Celestia, we need to talk.

Exactly how many ancient foes do you have imprisoned in various places?

>>29812703

>walk around the mountains

I collapse from exhaustion

because she made me carry her

>>29812695

Oh thank GOD they have a torrent link. Much easier for a bad internet connection.

>>29812739
>scarytrees

>>29812703
If I were a pony I would embrace Pinkie's kiss.


AND THEN WE ALL FUCK!

>>29812739
Less than she has brutally slain.

I am homosexual.

>>29812742
>Stay around, playing in maze with friends.
>Save city from being destroyed, save thousands of lives.
HARD CHOICE, BRO.

>>29812742
them's fighting words

>>29812770

>playing in maze

So Dash thought the whole thing was a game?

That just makes things worse!

>>29812781
well, Discord did classify it as a 'game'

>>29812739
Well, there's Nightmare Moon in the Moon and you in a piece of stone.

Other than Pinkamena Diane Pie in Pinkie Pie's dead pink vagina, I can't think of anyone else.

>>29812794

IS THAT WHY I CAN'T STOP HUMPING THINGS WHEN I GET UPS-S-S-E-E-E-ET?

>>29812794
Still better than to be banished into your cold and lifeless vagina that's only inhibitants are bats and spiders.

I hope Luna deactivates her invisibility spell next episode

>>29812825
>Luna episode.
>All we see is a levitating crown.

>>29812818

>>29812843
>Luna episode
>Luna is just mentioned

>>29812825
>season 2 will be cancelled before luna appears on the show
>we will never meet the real luna

>>29812854
They should drop Luna so we can have a second Rainbow Dash

>Luna episode
>everyone is walking around in the gardens, Celestia goes "hey everyone, look, there's Luna" and we see a tiny blue dot on the castle maybe waving or something

>>29812825
However she shows up, it'll result in delicious tears.

>>29812870
aw shit yeh

>>29812870

>>29812879
>that feel when you hate the Lunalovers, but you still want to see an abacus near her.

>>29812870
bucko them's fightin' words
no one can compete with the original, one true rainbow dash

>>29812557
Bed-head Twilight is the cutest twilight

>>29812822
I was not aware the states of vaginas are the topic of discussion.

Also, 'cold'? My vagina? I am the sun. There's nuclear fusion in my soul and my vaginas blast solar flares.

>>29812912

>>29812912

>>29812854
You shut your whore mouth.

second day in a row i've had to tell you that. cut it out.

>>29812918
Haha, keep fooling yourself. There is no word to describe how ancient and abandoned that place is. Only fungus grows inside, in that cold and dead place.

Dash that's disgusting I haven't cleaned my keyboard in a year and there's crumbs and hairs and stuff in there.

>>29812918
>my vaginas blast solar flares.
>my vaginas
>vaginas
>S

Oh.

>Luna will not be in the two-parter

>>29812959
>yfw you accidentally press the 's' button before she can leap out, crushing and killing her instantly

>>29812976
SHIT

>>29812973
>Darkskin luna
I'm surprisingly okay with this.

bedhead ponies are best ponies

>>29812992
Bedhead ponies you say?

>>29812988
>celestia
>spends all her time in the sun
>white skin

>luna
>spends all her time not in the sun
>dark skin

>>29812959
Shake your keyboard of the cums, then using a can of air to get the harder stuff out, and finally lightly clean the keyboard with a wet q tip.

Silly anons, did you forget we are having a Pinkie Pie thread?

>>29812994

>>29812959
That picture. Without fail, no matter how bad my day is, I will smile when I see it. No matter how good my day is, it gets better. Every time.

>>29812994
Will bedhead Fluttershy suffice?

Don't mind the socks.

>>29813006
>cum

>>29812940
but i'm not even saying anything particularly bad! just sayingwhat we're all thinking. you're just mean lately. what gives, man?

>>29812957
Ah, running out of adjectives to describe vaginas, aren't you? I know you never knew one well enough.

>>29812967
One is vestigial. Does alicorn biology scare you?

>>29813006
>cums

CRUMBS!

This thread is now about Faust's cartoon about coloured kitties

>>29813040

>>29812976
NOW I CAN CLONE HER

>>29813031
Lies! I've been as amiable and cheerful as ever lately. If I've seemed down, it's only because life is a swirling void of all consuming endless misery from which there is no escape and I've found my self floundering at the center of its cruel vortex

I just want a Luna episode too. Don't jinx it by saying silly stuff like that.

have i actually seemed mean or are you just fooling

>>29812973
>dark-skinned luna
this is possibly my favourite humanisation ever

>>29813054
No!

I do not need help!

I'm just sleep deprived I swear.

>>29813032
Y'only need two holes tops at the pelvic region.

One for fisting, and the other for anal intercourse.

>>29812742
>getting mad at a pony for being hypnotized by an evil god of chaos into making an awful decision
Excuse me, but what?

>>29813032
Interesting defensive reaction. You can't deny the fact that I'm right, so you try to attack me with puny and to be honest, wrong assumptions. Very interesting defensive reaction.

>>29812917
Rainbow Dash as Tony Stark?

I'm okay with this

>>29813073
>filename

He has a name, you know. He is called Dan. You just hurt his feelings.

>captcha trollowe an

>>29813063
how very poetic
i'm too tired to properly rebut in order to express how much i disagree, but i assure you that i was moved by the beauty and elegance of your overtly lucid metaphor

i want a luna episode more than anybody, man, you know that, it's just that occasionally i like to indulge in a little japery every now and then. i'd like to be a bit of a jokester but apparently i can't because no one ever seems to get when i'm joking.

ninety-nine percent fooling, a little bit of actually wondering why you're throwing a lot of barbs at me lately, but it's no big deal, that's just what people who get along well do. part of becoming acquainted with somebody!

Why did they have to use hypnosis this season?

Every time mind control is used in a show to corrupt a hero it always gives me this really indescribable feelings mixed with depression.

Augh.

>>29812739
>mfw Discord turns Luna back into Nightmare Moon just for shits and giggles

>>29813116
>japery
<3
I'm just responding in kind to your light-hearted self-desire admonishment, no hard feelings.

Here, have a picture of Luna I'm sure you already have saved.

Why didn't I see the Pony flood I was threatened with? You guys said /co/ would be awash with MLP after the second season started.
You don't seem any more active than when you were on a break.

Great ship or greatest ship?

>>29813125
mind addling, the last border of personal integrity breach.

Nobody should ever for any circumstance do that.

>>29813140

Considering he doesn't need to corrupt the person to actually hypnotize them, this could actually happen...

>>29813150
You were lied to.

>>29813152
Thousand years, and I've still got it

>>29813140
Maybe his corrupting powers don't work on gods.

>>29813150

You're a faggot

>>29813179

>>29813179

>>29812037
>this isn't a real fapfic, right?

http://explicit.ponyfictionarchive.net/viewstory.php?sid=394&warning=9

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTU45ooCqnY

>>29813179
>>29813191

>dogfaces

>>29813179
>>29813191
>>29813202

>>29813191
That Bacon Egg n Cheese was good
What's this
fuuuuuuuuck
why is all over my keyboard

I leave for half an hour and then this shit happens

>>29813179
>>29813191
>>29813202
>>29813212

FUCK. THIS. SEASON.

Working on my painting. How's this?

>>29813225
ROCKS

Those rabbits that grew long legs in the first part of the episode? I completely expected that and I remained calm during the entire scene.

>>29813202
Oh she's sorry now?

>>29813185
Maybe during the epic battle between Celestia and Luna vs. Discord so long ago, he tried to make Luna join him and failed, but planted a Seed of Disharmony within her that gradually turned her bitter and jealous, until the evil magic took over her and turned her into Nightmare Moon. And now disconnected from her sister, Celestia couldn't use the Elements to fully free her from Discord's magic so she instead locked her in the moon to buy time to find new wielders of the Elements.

What does it take to satisfy Celestia sexually?

>>29813226
bad

Can someone post some MLP bookmarks? I have to read this book for English and I don't feel like reading it unless I have an MLP bookmark.

>>29813212
just why

>>29813004
>white skin
>dark skin

forget that animals have fur that has nothing to do with skin pigmentation.

>>29813238
Probably after the mind control wore off.

>>29813225
...Never blame the source material for the fandom, dude. Fandom had the capability to turn ANYTHING into dark, depressing, soul-crushing, boner-inducing, boner-reducing, joyful, happy, scizophrenic, suicidally bad stuff.

>>29813244
A train
Up her couch
I mean vagina
What

God bless us, everyone.

>>29813212

>>29813262
The Final Boss of ponys

>>29813244
Long and hard love.

do you jerk off into your socks or spray it over your desk

Challenge: You are tasked to fit G1 to G3.5 in one world. How are you going to reconcile G3.5 with G4?

No drug-induced hallucination, nightmare or alternate dimensions allowed.

>>29813202
I love this. THe apologies in the show when they all make up will be hnnng-worthy.

>>29813292

>>29813292
Toilet paper.

So MegaSweet can do no wrong in my eyes anymore.
Luna vs SpaceGodzilla.
Luna
vs
SpaceGodzilla

It... just keeps getting better the more I look at it.

>>29813292
Neither.

>>29813260
Metrosexual more like.

>>29813292
>spray it all over your desk
...why

why boner

why

>>29813318

>>29813302
But what if they don't make up (they will)?

>>29813297
G3.5 was set during Discord's rule. It was a tale of the surreal hellscape he created before Celestia and Luna came.

>>29813326
You also lick it up afterwards dont you?

>>29813326

you so gay NTSTS

>>29813346
IT'S JUST THE IMAGERY OR SOMETHING OKAY I DON'T KNOW

It also happens every time someone talks about Braeburn.

>>29813335
Then the rest of the season will be focused on rekindling their relationship. So while there's peace, the friendship between the Mane 6 is broken.

The letters to Celestia will be about how to love and tolerate the dark sides of each of the virtue.

>>29813359
you want braeburns hot sticky cum dripping all over you don't you bro

all over your face in sticky strands

>>29813125

Are you me anon? I can't even enjoy the episode.

Having a corruption fetish doesn't help either.

>>29813373
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_D7Ov0xKts&feature=grec_index

>>29813335
And spend the rest of the series in the regular cartoon antics, but with a really awkward overtone, where Twilight learns about the dark side of friendship?

>>29813373
...

>blushingtsunderewhateverstickfigureguy.jpg

>>29813416

New thread

>>29813416
>>29813416
>>29813416
>>29813416
>>29813416

>>29813419
fucking faggot

>>29813373
>>29813419
And this is when I need to take breaks from MLP generals...

>>29813195
>“Hey, everybody!” Snips screeched out in his broken, high pitched voice. “The whole town is raping the shit out of Fluttershy!”

mfw