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09/18/11(Sun)13:04 No.29784517Time to neckbeard it with ponywife chat:
Twilight: Spends all her time dedicated to her research. You barely get to be with her. She knows it, and it guilty as hell about it. She tries to make up for it on the weekends, but does a bad job. You love her anyway.
Rarity: Prissy, fussy, and nags at you every time you slip up the slightest bit. She's always complaining about one thing or the other, but she does it because she wants you to become a better man. It's her way of showing she cares, and when things really go wrong, she's there for you.
Rainbow Dash: Always challenging and daring you to do things beyond your physical limits. She always wants to beat you at everything, and when you win, she says she let you win. She can't stay in one place, and she always wants to bring you along.
Fluttershy: Soft spoken and rarely speaks her mind, but she loves it when you touch her. Every hug makes her light up with joy, and she loves nothing more than the security of your arms. She always wants you to be by her side, because you maker her feel safe.
Applejack: Secure and independent, but that's exactly why you're with her. The two of you spend most of the day apart, but the few hours together at the end of your day is the most precious. You both love to talk about work, and holding each other in bed is the peak of the day.
Pinkie Pie: She's everywhere at once, and always on your back, usually literally. She's a bundle of energy who never stops skipping or singing, but that's why you married her. At the end of a long day, she's waiting to massage you or cook you your favorite meal, even if she eats half of it in the process. She can never keep her hands off of you. |
