Discord was the troll to end all trolls.

>550+ posts in half an hour
Holy mother of God

>>29748072
he wont be, but i still hope blindly, love his voice actor

Q as fuck.

Applejack was the most boring this episode.

>>29748105
Versus the 1000 we picked up in 22 DURING?

Nigga...

Rarity why are you so terrible? At least everyone got lied to AND hypnotised. Rarity just got tricked into thinking there was a huge ass diamond and then suddenly FUCK YOU GOT MINE

>>29748095
There was derpy? When?

WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE DISCORD MOONWALKING GIFS

He just gave up and possessed Fluttershy.

Douche.

>>29748113

Nigga you crazy, she was Applescrunch.

>>29748105
That's why I'm not really sticking around. Just lurking and tuning in every once in a while until it dies down a bit.
This place is a bit too chaotic right now for my tastes.

Pajama jeans

Hub found our weakness!

So...
...much...
.......PLOT!....

Manipulating Dash and Rarity's using proper rational is fine.

BUT FUCKING CHANGING THE PERSONALITY OF FLUTTERSHY BECAUSE YOU'RE LOST?

HIJINKS! I CALL HIJINKS DISCORD!

Multiple personality disorder?

Right.

In case anyone was wondering why Pinkie's hair didn't deflate. She was mad not sad.

>>29748072
I JUST WATCHED IT AGAIN! WE HAVE A FRONTAL SCRUNCHIE FACE!

>>29748113
No she wasn't!

He even snapped his fingers a few times when he did magic. DisQord, fuck yeah.

kinda disapointing. there was no struggle. Q doesn't appear to be a good villain, just a cheater.

>>29748113
Appleliar was hilarious

>>29748127
Needs more Discord 'Party Rock Anthem' remixes.

>>29748144
She kinda was..

Second showing of the episode is over. Next up: SECRET BUTT FUN.

>Your face when Discord kills Derpy.....oh wait no.
>your face when its all an illusion and Cloudsdale is safe and Derpy and Discord are still bros

>>29748137
Ewww...
3DPD

So when is the second part playing?

Lack of straight hair pinkie makes me sad.

in before no Luna

>Luna mentioned, but not seen anywhere

>Fluttershy wins his little game
>He cheats and make it seems like she lost anyways

>>29748161
Next Saturday, same time.

I was expecting Sheogorath. Dischord was kind of a dick. Sheogorath and dischord wouldn't get along at all.

>>29748122
I know! There was no EVERYTHING YOU LOVE WILL DIE or anything it was just "Hey, here's a huge diamond." And then Rarity went full jew mode.

GIVE ME MY EPISODE THAT I AM ENTITLED TO

>>29748169
Well it's likely in the second episode they'll all "break up" and pinkie might be sad then - you'll see!

>>29748105
>>550+ posts in half an hour
and that's why General threads are very bad. badically everybody posted once or twise. super cool DISCUSSION board, bros.

>>29748113
That's not how you spell Twilight

>>29748175

HE was more Joker than anything, it was great.

My Dad is a huge Star Trek fan.

I'm going to see if i can get him to watch this for the sake of Q.

>>29748175

You cant have two trolls together man.
But yea at least sheogorath play by the rules.

>>29748138
Discord never said he couldn't directly influence them. Calvinball rules, remember?

>>29748138
he doesn't give a fuck
people standing up to him is boring, wouldn't you liven things up?

also he's a sore loser and a pretty basic psychologist, so when someone doesn't succumb he gets all anal devestated

>>29748174

REALLY!?

Well ok then. Fine.

Flutterbitch is the best pony of all time.

>>29748185
Shut up it's not on YT yet

>>29748189
THIS BETTER FUCKING HAPPEN

Can we get links for those in odd time zones and/or that have bad connections.

Please?

I'm curious, how would Discord change Twilight's personality to make her the opposite of "magic"? Make her into a retard?

>>29748175
what? Sheo is a fucking dick.
Sheo and Disqord would be bros for sure!

>>29748203

So whn they defeat him in ep 2 we will have u mad macros but he is the one butt hurt?

>>29748206
Flutterguy is better. Sorry to burst your bubble.

>>29748189
But she's the opposite of herself, wouldn't she turn Pinkamena if she became really happy or something?

>>29748223
I don't think he needs to.
Her group's in shambles. She's useless without the rest of 'em.

Is it just me or did Pinkie sound like Gilda when she turned?

>>29748223
Her magic is already fucked, once she loses her friends her element fails because it's the spark conjured by the other pieces of harmony.

Break the others, break Twilight, easy.

>>29748223

No, he cant twist magic thats why he ignore her.

>>29748235
Will some bribery change your mind?

>>29748198
You can feel that something is happening, right?

Especially after this whole waiting.
ESPECIALLY after that episode was'nt disappointing as many thought it will be.

I love the PG Him reference with the Butterfly

Then he got told hard

and then we got Flutterbitch and it was great

>>29748223
she'll turn into trixie

Scrunchin' errday!

"DisQord"? I like it~

Until next episode, my little ponies...DO HO HO HO HO HA HA HA HA HAAAAA~

M.A. Larson = Best Pony Writer!
By far.
Tribbles episode and one big Jim Henson joke!
He really doesn't get who the target audience is.

Rarity X Boulder

>>29748223
He could just give Twilight a giant horn. It worked on Rarity, only with a different object of desire.

What I'm trying to say is that Rarity is the worst pony.

>>29748246
GO. TO. WORK.

>Pinkie betrayed her element of laughter
>Rarity betrayed her element of generosity
>Applejack somethingsomething
>Fluttershy got tricked
>Rainbow Dash stayed loyal to her element

OMFGWORSTPONYEVERUGAIZE

You know what? Fuck Discord. He says they're playing a game, but won't follow the rules himself and always gives himself the edge. He's fucking Cartman in 'Good Times with Weapons'.

Also. I went to Bronystate.
Shit didn't fly so just go to Basil or Joowz next week.

Goooddd, I feel like I'm going to be sick. Two bowls of sugary cereal was a bad idea.

>I'm not a kid anymore :(

>>29748246

But she is also the spark that will reunite them again, is too obvius.

>>29748258

Anyone else lol hard when the chocolate milk commercial came on right after the chocolate rain scene?

>>29748171
soon, ep04

>>29748142
also she was cursed

Chocolate Rain
Makes the best of friends begin to fight
Chocolate Rain
But did they know each other in the light?

>>29748179

Rarity is a Jewish Princess?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>29748179
>>29748122
She resisted! She prioritized!

Which is more than a lot of ponies.

>>29748279
Not as hard as apple jacks commercial after the apple jack scene.

where i can watch this on youtube?
where i can download it?

i dont want streams! i want full thing!

PWWWWWWEEEAAAASSEEEE

>>29748159
Pretty much yeah.
Also.
I love that face.
I'd marry that face.

Welp, back to bed for a bit. I like all this discussion but I'll wait until it slows down later.

Fluffy's stream confirmed for Celestia-tier. Sincere apologies to anyone who caught an inferior stream.

THE MARE WHO COULD NOT BE BROKEN

Maybe he could turn Twilight with a big fucking book of magic n' shit.

>>29748280
i will hold you to that, motherfucker

We're back alright.

>>29748122
>>29748179
Rarity confirmed for shallowest pony

Repostan from last thread.

THEORY ON HOW DISCORD'S MAGIC WORKS:

His ability to influence other ponies in incredibly potent, even to the point where Celestia fears it, yet it is still limited. To put it simply, a mind is protected by a solid wall of willpower, but if there's even a tiny crack, Discord can drive a truck through it. With most of the mane 6, he had to crack their resolve before he could taint their souls.

Fluttershy was a special case, however. She was so weak-willed to begin with, he didn't even have to bother with his theatrics. Her mental wall was so tiny, he just had to step over it. She said she was weak and helpless, and she was right.

I can not fucking keep up with these threads right now.

Too fast.

>>29748270
JOKES ON YOU FUCKER I'M AT WORK RIGHT NOW

MASTER BIKING RACE MADE IT THERE IN TEN SECONDS FLAT

and now instead of doing anything constructive I'm discussing the shit out of this fucker

and writing discord fanfiction

>>29748279
OMFG DOOD THAT WAS SO EPIC WIN LULZ CHOCOLATE RAIN XDDDDDDDDDDD

>>29748258
I lol'd

>>29748273

I was in bronystate, and i never get lag joowz was shit and a i get a fucking block add every 10 seconds in basil.

>>29748291
None available yet, please try your request again later.

FLUTTERBITCH X PINKAMENA NOW
GIVE IT TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Applejack scrunchy whenever she lied was delicious!

WHERE ARE THE YOUTUBE LINKS???

>>29748266

"Turn back, Pinkie. Turn back before it's too late."

Clearly Rainbow Dash just wanted to save Derpy.

Pinkie Pie is such a friggen pig.

Rarity is best pony. Nobody else was strong enough to resist even after being given the swirly eyes treatment.

>>29748305
Not sure if Quill but whatever.

your face when he's defeated after threating the CMC and it brings all the gang together and they kicks his but in 10 second flat.

>>29748267
It's not just a boulder! It's a rock!

>>29748276

>ep2 right now.

in before twilight loses her shit again like tin cutie mark chronicles

>well i dind;t expect this-
>Discord punched i nthe face by basically super sayain twilight

>>29748305
It's at the pacing of /b/

Is there somewhere I can rewatch this episode?
I gotta watch it like 3 or 4 times to get this out of my system.

>>29748288
Yeah man, she resisted real fucking good for all of ONE SECOND BEFORE SUCCUMBING AND DRENCHING HERSELF IN DIAMOND JIZZ

>>29748314
Angry sex?
Angry sex.

>>29748179
I DEMAND Art of Rarity hugging that diamond and saying "Mine".

>>29748253

Yes, t'was awesome. I have a feeling when the youtube hits this place will be two fast to even imagine.

Looks like we're back folks!

In style.

So according to discord, Princess Celestia "turns ponies to stone".

Jesus.

I can't wait to hear what that's about. Seems like Celestia isn't all she's cracked up to be.

I missed it.
Is there, perchance, any place I can watch it or am I fucked over and doomed to wait like 6 hours for Pensive or someone to upload it?

>>29748325
A giant one

>>29748322
>implying he didn't change his trip

>>29748318
"Dash...you came back for me..."

>>29748271

THEORY ON HOW DISCORD'S MAGIC WORKS:

His ability to influence other ponies in incredibly potent, even to the point where Celestia fears it, yet it is still limited. To put it simply, a mind is protected by a solid wall of willpower, but if there's even a tiny crack, Discord can drive a truck through it. With most of the mane 6, he had to crack their resolve before he could taint their souls.

Fluttershy was a special case, however. She was so weak-willed to begin with, he didn't even have to bother with his theatrics. Her mental wall was so tiny, he just had to step over it. She said she was weak and helpless, and she was right.

>>29748305
Just draw some non-futa Angry Pinkie x Flutterbitch

>>29748258
>twilight
>boastful and arrogant

WHY DO I WANNA SEE THIS NOW?!?!

where i can watch this on youtube?
where i can download it?

i dont want streams! i want full thing!

PWWWWWWEEEAAAASSEEEE.

>pinkie is ok with rule of chaos if it means free junk food

>>29748122

generosity/gluttony

if you hadn't noticed, they all acted in the opposite fashion to their element.

>>29748272
No fucking Duh. Q pulled that shit all the time

>>29748356
AND HERE WE GO AGAIN

WHERE
WATCH
EPISODE
/CO/
?

>>29748271

She was the one that broke the RUUUUUUs

These fucking threads are crazy...

Already 126 replies here, 615 in the other.
And it's not even been an hour..

>>29748318
Hey, Cloud Kicker is still around.

That's nice.

So happy Pinkie didn't go straight hair. I started laughing, that's how happy I was that that didn't happen.

I'm hoping that Luna will assist Twilight in the next episode. Since she's involved with Discord, she'll have to come into play.

Celestia was awesome but I was hoping she will do at last somethign.

Why didn't Celestia do anything?

>>29748381
new content, PROBLEM?

>>29748291

The episode just aired man. They will be available in the next few hours.

Unless whoever captured it can just go over to a Youtube server and push it with a thumbdrive or something.

>>29748196
>>29748196
OH HOLY CRAP, that's who the voice actor was??? I was trying to place it, and my google-fu is weak, but that's definitely where I've heard that voice before.

>>29748341
We'll be after that episode gone be accesible in HD and lotsa people gone make new fancy vectors. hoho!

>>29748348
>implying you don't have connections.

>>29748350

Naa, im just here for the wonderbolts bitch!!

Y NO NEW OPENING HASBRO?!?

>>29748303
Sounds legit.
While Fluttershy was ADORABLE there, she was utterly defenseless.

>>29748365
this is why pinkie is best pony

>>29748303
Discord is a Daemon?

If I could, I would seriously go into a time machine 1 week ahead to see the next episode. That's what has become of me.

I want Discord to stroke me inappropriately.

>>29748337
At least she tried. Everyone else just caved INSTANTLY when Discord worked his hypno-magic. Even Fluttershy.

>>29748356
>non-futa

>>29748356
NO! IT NEEDS THE FUTA!

WHY DO YOU ALL HATE ME NOW?

>>29748388
>>29748391
CELESTIA NOT DOING SHIT MIND.

this episode confirms pink pony is best pony

her hair should've went straight when she turned opposite though

>>29748308
THE JOKE IS ON ME. IT IS A HILARIOUS JOKE, THE QUINTESSENTIAL SATIRE OF WORK.

>living in an area where biking with ease is feasible
What a casual! But yeah, looking forward to seeing those Discord fanfictions. That episode was amazing, the next one cannot come soon enough. I get the feeling the entire season will proceed in this manner.

S2 is not disappointing so far!

>>29748337

>Diamond Jizz

Rarity confirmed for Mineralogical Bukkake fetish.

Hey

Hey guys

Hey. Guys.

You know what the conclusion next week will be right?

They had the magic of the elements inside them all along!

CHOCOLATE RAIN = HASBRO USING A PLANNED OLD JOKE = OLD JOKE = BEATING A DEAD HORSE

DON'T YOU SEE GUYS THEY'RE TRYING TO TELL US LUNA'S DEAD

>>29748344

>those other statues in the park

>>29748305
see a few posts below you
don't try to keep up, just draw pinkamena X flutterbitch

Oh yeah, why is no one discussing the most important revelation of that episode;

DISCORD FUCKING RULED EQUESTRIA BEFORE THE SISTERS DID

THAT MEANS THEY'RE WELL OVER A THOUSAND YEARS OLD

WORLD BUILDING ALL UP IN THIS SHIT

>>29748102
Celestia met her match.

>>29748072
link to the new episode? where can I watch it?

>>29748388
She already did.

>>29748405
Are we even sure episode two will be next week?

I don't think I've heard any solid confirmation.

>new episode
>thirty minutes later i'm checking for Discord clopfics
It's like I've really lost control of my life!

>>29748303
no,
i think it's more like he could crack the entire planet in two with a snap, but he's learned over the centuries how to "keep things interesting" for as long as possible. destroying everything would work, sure, but it's over quickly.

the best fun per unit time that lasts a while? subtle changes if pony psychology and watching them fight it out.

ponies was just so fun when they fucking hate eachother, you know?

>>29748295
nananananana the Discord
nananananana the Discord

>>29748344

Pretty sure Discord was referring to how HE was turned to stone.

Pinkie had some straight hair when she was soaked in chocolate. There was no need for her to turn straight haired in the labyrinth. It doesn't even make sense, she wasn't depressed.

Why the hell are the cutie mark crusades still fuckin all this shit up! I'm don't understand why the would go on a fieldtrip to canterlot, that's like a 3 day trip. Also why the hell are there so many animation flaws with all the scenes inside of the palace. There were at least three changes in the glass in 30 seconds. And I'm still mad about pinkies hair, I don't give two shits that she was mad and not sad. And where the hell has Luna been, she was in two episodes and then gone.
that pretty much the end of my rant

>>29748421
Yes, yes, we know.
We're not watching it for the plot's resolution.

>>29748392
No, I'm actually just pointing out that the threads are crazy.
And I've missed em, I've missed the crazy ass threads during new episodes.
And by god, I'm gonna watch the shit out of this when it's online.. The long wait is finally over.

>>29748394
Yes.

I've actually redownloaded the Voyager series to re-fill my Star Trek needs. Q (this Q) is featured in a couple of those (later) episodes as well.

(Did TNG not that long ago)

Not having cable is fucking killing me. I need me some season 2!

well... for once the /co/ boards are moving faster than the /b/ pony threads...

>>29748179

oy vey

but seriously, Rarity whored out big time

DISCORD CONFIRMED FOR VOTYAY FOR ALL ETERNITY.

>STORM OF CHAOS

>>29748433
But all the schedules and shit say that, obviously it's gonna be next week

>>29748431
None yet that I know of. It will be spammed when available.

>>29748422

Rarity and Fluttershy confirmed for best ponies.

Pinkie sure was covered in a lot of brown stuff this episode.

>>29748398

Those two episodes were made with Season 1, they were supposed to be the finale.

If there is a new intro we will probably see it on the third episode of Season 2.

>>29748449
> plot's resolution.

Hehehe.

>>29748337
True, but hey one second is better, than how quickly say Applejack and the others fell for illusions.

Generosity doesn't have an easy sympathetic opposite.

Angryshy could not be broekn.

HOURS?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Azz-6oT08c

NOOOOOOOOO!

>>29748436
We've got pictures of him with half a dozen dicks, but no clopfics. Yet.

So where can I watch the episode?

I never see any ads in basil's channel, are you sure?

Anti-Rarity demands ALL the pony sex.

ALL OF IT

CUZ SHE'S A WHORE

>>29748464
that's no mud...

>>29748179
>Rarity went full jew mode
I think Rarity is worst pony but gee man that was cold.

>>29748448

Canterlot is like, 30 minutes away tops.

bitches love diamonds

Yoh!!
http://joowz.com/

The guy is currently rendering the episode.

>>29748469
>Generosity doesn't have an easy sympathetic opposite.
uh, greed?

Darn, I have to go.

But I have a feeling that when I come back there'll probably be more content than I can shake a stick at. I can't wait!

And also, everyone meet at the TARDIS at 5pm EST we're jumping ahead a wekk, Paradoxes be damned.

Later

>>29748350
Ya know.
I never actually shipped Dash with Derpy.
Until now.

>>29748462
>that pic
fucking WHY

>>29748481
That's not anti-rarity

...I'll just leave this here.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7388674/1/MLP_Friendship_Is_BS

>>29748485
>I think Rarity is worst pony
You think 2 and 2 equal 27

Celestia! I'm sorry for ever calling you a troll...

I now see that trolls can be much, MUCH worse!

>>29748457

Did someone say Storm of Chaos?

lets hope the resolution to episode two is better than GRIMGOR IZ DA BEST

At any rate, we already knew Rarity could succumb to bling.

REQUESTING KEFKA RIDING DISCHORD, GOGO

>22 minutes into Season 2.
>Not even a single glimpse of Spike.

COME ON! Not even the standard, "lol I'll just clean and run errands while you're gone" excuse. They just didn't bother mentioning him because apparently nobody gives a rat's ass.

>>29748428
>>29748428
>>29748428
>>29748428
>>29748428
>>29748428
FUCKING THIS

>>29748395
>implying implications

>>29748421
Yeah sure.

Luna will transform into NMM and mare the fuck up, gain control over her new form and have an epic fucking battle with Discord, get back the elements, but he escapes, and remains the main villain for the rest of Season 2

>Celestia enjoys doorsex

>>29748428
Makes me wonder where Celestia and Luna came from.

>Twilight's element is magic
>Discord removed Twilight's element first and she didn't give a shit

Twilight remains best pony

>>29748496
FUCK

>>29748510
>Kefka Riding Discord

>>29748421
I know you've had spoilers for a long time.

But seriously, we have a picture of Discord as Carl already?

I fucking love you guys.

>>29748510
>Not Discord riding Kefka
FUCKING PLEB.

>>29748513
What? He was there and got the message from Celestia to go to Canterlot.

What did you watch?

>>29748448
>There were at least three changes in the glass in 30 seconds.

Maybe the god of chaos was hiding in there?

>>29748513
>>not a glimpse of spike
DID YOU MISS THE PART WHERE HE GAVE THEM THE SCROLL YOU FUCKTARD?

>>29748513
Seriously? He's in the beggining.

>>29748513
spike was with twilight in the popcorn fields you numpty

>>29748513
The episode is about THE ELEMENTS WHY WOULD SPIKE EVEN BE RELEVANT?

>>29748487
all the other times they show travel between canterlot and ponyville, there's a chariot involved. how did the school get to canterlot? is there like a flying school bus towed by pegasi

>>29748513
He was there in the beginning during the chocolate rain and shit

>>29748496

But...but... A fuck it.

Newcomer, where can I find a DL link for the new episode?

http://www.ustream.tv/recorded/17328113
Anyone who missed it, the recording is here.

>>29748498
you haven't been here in a while have you

if only i had that MS futa human fluttershy giving futa pony horsecock fluttershy a blowjob

>>29748551
there isn't one

the stained glass segment was easily the neatest bit of animation in the episode, imho.

>>29748428
>>29748428
>>29748428
Exactly. Ponies were not from the dawn of time? WAT.

>>29748223
She will be tempted with the Big Fucking Book of Growing Multiple Penises squee~

>>29748507

We already knew the whole damn thing, fucking spoilers...

>>29748515
>he thinks discord will be a recurring villain
haha, man are you going to be disappointed

For anyone who wants to watch the new episode
http://www.justin.tv/basil34/b/295293354
It's like 11 minutes in or something.

>>29748520

They're like the Greek gods, their parents were chaotic gods and they killed them in cold blood, usurping their position as rulers of Equestria.

>>29748496
Yea well dont bother. You suck at writing fics anyway.

jesus christ thses threads are so fast now

>>29748496
Don't you fucking dare ship Derpy with that slut.

>>29748559
I _really_ liked Discord moving around in the windows.

I thought it was an excellent touch for the character to act like that.

>>29748513
Spike will save them all, reminding them all why they are friends and everything their friendship went through season 1, and they'll snap out of their curse

>>29748559
agreed

>>29748542

Yeah, I would imagine. I mean, they have flying moving trucks, why not flying school buses?

>>29748568
I WANT TO BELIEVE

>>29748556
can we put that behind us?

>>29748562
I really want to see more expansion on this.

Like, really really.

>>29748578
But we're shipping Derpy with Dash, not Rarity!

>>29748367
It's not gluttony, you dodo!
No but seriously I believe the word you are looking for is selfishness. Or greed/avarice.

>>29748556

Watching it again, looks like Discord really can't keep his paws off those ponies, can he?
Guy gets very hands-on.

[SPOILER]HE LIKES TO TOUCH.

>>29748537
>Spike's only contribution to the episode was barfing up a scroll and telling everyone to give up

>>29748531
>>29748527
THEM TWO! TAKING TURNS! "RIDING" EACH OTHER!

>>29748428
Oh shit yeah, that was interesting, I hope we get to hear more about how things were when he ruled. I was a little disappointed Luna wasn't there with her sister telling the main 6 about Discord. That seems like it would have been a very good time to have her make an appearance.

>>29748563

>>29748481
Oh god that voice when she went into full avirice mode

imagine that as her sex voice

>>29748562
i could have told you that
celestia and luna are incredibly powerful magicians, but not quite gods

I wasn't sure at first...

But FUCK do I love Discord now.

>>29748462
>>29748462
The only pairing I can accept and see possible. They do see eachother as their best-est friend.

>>29748223
Since "magic" in FiM universe is a compination of empirical method (science) and witchcraft/mysticism I can easily guess the opposite is religion.

>>29748499
But she's still a whore

>>29748582
>that little tune that always appeared when they were talking about Discord with Celestia

Holy shit, why aren't we talking about how awesome the BG music ws?

Funnily enough, the worldbuilding actually hasn't messed with my headcanon, at least not yet.

Fuck, if anything, I haven't been thinking mythological ENOUGH. I need to throw more gods and titans into my fanon.

>>29748494
Sympathetic.

You feel bad for someone who feels the need to lie, or someone who doesn't laugh, or must choose between loyalties.

Greed isn't sympathetic.

>>29748590

I wouldn't trust a futa behind me.

>>29748428
Can we just assume alicorns live a LOT longer than ponies, unicorns, and peagasi?

>>29748314
I only saved the blingee version.

>>29748598
this makes me wet

fucking hub

>>29748303
i love how fluttershy piss off discord

pajama jeans luna is best luna

I NEED PICTURES OF DISCORD
PLEASE DUMP ANYTHING THAT HASN'T ALREADY BEEN POSTED

>>29748582
Discord was so fucking perfect in every way.

In fact, I want to go on a crusade of mass-slaughter on Ponychan and EqD to purge the world of all the impure plebeians who had the nerve to suggest that Discord was in any way inferior to NMM.

>pic somewhat related

>>29748428
That was obvious since we saw stained glass images

>>29748597
there was also a commissioned image of mrs cake leaning backwards, shitting and pissing all over herself

who wants breakfast?

>>29748440
I wouldn't disagree with that, but I think the types of magic work on different rules. When it comes to influencing the physical world, Discord is indeed without limit, as you say. One snap of his claw, and a mariachi band is playing in Canterlot Palace. One twitch of his nose, and a billion stars disappear from existence. The laws of physics are his bitch.

But mental manipulation is a different beast entirely. Sentient lifeforms are special. The rules that govern the physical world are concrete and easy to understand, but the rules that govern a living mind are so infinitely complex, that even demigods have trouble with them every now and again.

Why am I already annoyed 30 seconds into the episode.

>>29748634
It happens again next week too. I think they do it for the ratings

GUYS WE NEED A GIF OF THE HORRIFYING RABBITS WITH DEER LEGS

>>29748614
Religion?

Church of Celestia?

Que Mad Luna.

>>29748640

Jessy, is that you?

To settle a bet...
Did the S1 use to come out on Thursday?

>>29748588

One thousand years and it took these three arguing about what 'Discord' means to awaken him

>Yeah yeah, you know who we are, so what?
I I love AJ for comments like that.

>>29748640
>itbegins.jpg

>>29748640
Neat

>>29748654
nope friday

>>29748640
Damn that was FAST

>>29748604
I think I have a theory in my head that Luna is rebuilding herself after her banishment, sort of thing. Like, I remember Lauren saying that Luna would have an adult form, but it wouldn't be like NMM - I think she might need to grow into her full power before she can be a prevalant force in the ruling of the country.

Maybe at the end of part two she shows up with Celestia and the two sisters kick some ass.

Like I was saying
Watching it again, Discord is pretty hands-on with the mane cast.
Can't keep his paws to himself, it seems.

I like this, pony threads are finally picking up something close to an alright anon/tripfag ratio.

It's still pretty bad, though.

>>29748640
> 47 minutes
Anon, I am disappoint.

>>29748640

took you long enough

>>29748648

Because you are just here for the fandom retard.

>>29748619
This is why we need a soundtrack AND score release. Come on Lalaland...

>Dash fans trying to defend her
>Try to lay the blame on Rarity
How does it feel like knowing Rainbow betrayed both her friends AND Equestria?

>>29748640
Is that a fucking rock? I think that's a fucking rock.

Fluttershy's tail whip, Pinkie's angry voice, and Discord's laugh

Love this show

>>29748640

>>29748640
Holy shit that was fast

>>29748637
I am still fervently praying for Discord as a recurring character. I will not stop until S2 is over.

>>29748654
Friday at 1:30 Eastern, 10:30 Pacific.

>>29748640
>That pic
>From zero to new content in under an hour.
I love you /co/, never change.

>>29748614
>Season 2 Episode 1 - Discord turns Twilight into a dumbfuck Christian

>>29748594
Oh, my mistake. Don't ship her with the cunt. Better?

>>29748516
>>door sex
I WASN'T THE ONLY ONE THINKING IT :'D

>>29748598
That makes me moist.

>>29748648
Because you're miserable

>>29748657
>one thousand years
fuck that, he's probably been stone for eons

so guys

how long utnill celestia stickign her horn into the door becomes exploitable?

because we coudld stick that horn into alll kinds of things

>>29748640

goddamn you're fast

>>29748684
Opposite of magic... science?

>>29748640
>>29748676
She can't help it.

It's her destiny

>>29748646

Whoever drew that, it was not I.

Please don't imply that I draw scat.

>>29748401
I concure as fuck. also: BIG FUCKING SURPRISE!

>>29748648
Because you're a ponychanner, or at least a /b/rony. I still don't get it why do you come here so often

>>29748697
But Twilight does magic like science. It can't be that.

>>29748595

bah, it was one of those.

>>29748640

AJ lying is going to become our Ondore

>>29748653
No.
Found it on 2ch.so/mlp
Just like this one.

>>29748675
>Dashing off to save a city full of ponies
>betraying Equestria

Nigga' what?

> chocolate rain appears

FAAAAAAAAAAACEEEEEEELEEEESSSSSSSSSS

screw youfor making think about that and ruining the entire scene!

>>29748675
feels good being superior.

Also lol this captcha is awesome.

>>29748675
>the blame

What blame? People are just saying that Dash gave in because she thought her hometown was in danger. Rarity gave in because HOLY SHIT A HUGE DIAMOND.

They're right, you know. Rarity had by far the worst reason to lose her element.

>>29748703
oh so you do have some sort of moral standards?

>>29748464

>>29748556
sometimes i feel like i'm the only one who enjoys this stuff

more power to you megasweet

now futa flutterbitch and psycho pinkie please

>>29748646
Ms. cake? scat?
...wasn't it Kloudmutt?

>>29748650
Slenderangel

>>29748647
>>29748440
>>29748303

Does not explain why she wasn't able to play with Twilight.

No, I disagree. I think his powers are quite huge but they're at the same level as Celestia's. Around the same.

>>29748709

She is the one who will reunite the group because the is the spark dude, do you remember that screenshot of Rarity with her necklace?

>>29748657
They explained the shit out of that. Apparently that was the first argument to take place in front of Discord's statue, the first instance of true Discord, since the EoH were assigned to the main six. Makes a certain amount of sense. Before that it wouldn't have happened, because Celestia was maintaining the seal.

>>29748709
Science is NOT the opposite of magic.

>>29748709
i still say the opposite is lack of control

what's more fun than severing twilight, and watching her run around turning everyone and everything into chickens and potted plants forevermore?

>>29748657

okay so what were all of the creepy things in this episode
>discord moving between windows
>rabbits with huge legs
>those apple monsters
>discord controlling them from above
>discord taking off his head and putting it in a balloon, headless neck clearly visible

no wonder this episode didn't have an "ei" thing

Lets get things straight, on our opinions on our favorite ponies:
Pinkie Pie: Doesn't mind chaos, because of chocolate milk
Rarity: A Sellout, and a greedy jew
Rainbow Dash: Backstabbing sneak
Applejack: Fibber
Fluttershy: Srs'd the fuck up and got some backbone
Twilight: Pure Mary Sue waifu

Am I wrong?

>>29748640
So that's what Spongebob meant...

>>29748719

Cloudsdale is a city in Equestria.

The ponies need the elements in the maze to save Equestria.

Dash values Cloudsdale more than all of Equestria.

>>29748697
It is clearly stated in Feeling Pinkie Keen that Twilight's magic is solidly based in the empircal method:

magic = science

curses = superstition

>>29748704
I wasn't the only one that though of Loki every time Discord appeared?

Discord is one of the primordial / elder gods and The Princesses overthrew them in the titanomachy.

>>29748657

NO
IT WAS THE PASSING OF THE ELEMENTS FROM THE SISTERS TO THE PONIES

GOD DAMMIT

>>29748684
Pinkie sense already successfully did that. Forget?

>>29748703
oh, i wasn't implying it was you
oh yeah, you have limits, right

>>29748744
These things are all beautiful and I want to make love to them.

MEGASWEET

What did you think about Fluttershy being so pure of heart?

That whole sequence i was just imagining you aping over your screen

>>29748750
..while she's hypnotized. Good argument there.

>>29748744
>didn't have an "ei" thing

That's some of the best news to come from the episode.

A lot more creative freedom without that tag.

>>29748675
Considering she lets Twilight carry the stone she still at least trusts her friends enough with something she wants for herself.

>>29748667
yep he likes to touch ponies

>>29748623

>>29748707
>>29748673
>>29748691
Uhm. No.

The CMC are just randomly hostile as fuck toward each other for no reason, and this brings about the summoning of discord..

>>29748425
"Girls, thank you for saving Equestria again. I want to commemorate you just like the rest of the heroic ponies shown in my garden. I will immortalize you...

IN STONE! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"

>>29748745
more like

Fluttershy: Sarcastic Bitch

jesus
get a room you two

>>29748727

I don't draw guro or diapers either.

Unless the diaper wearers are actually babies. I draw the baby bonnets too just for kicks.

>>29748751
Then what opposite of magic would be?

...non- ...magic?

>>29748697
TWILIGHT THE SCIENTIST

FUCK YEAH

>>29748703
>implying

That was Kloudmutt by the way, Faceless' commission. Wait a second how the fuck do I know this?

>>29748780
the cmc argue all the time ya dumb bitch

>>29748744
>and "ei thing"
what's an ei thing

>>29748786
>earth ponies

LINKS

>>29748745
all 100% trufax canon

>>29748598

Guys, none of the ponies "gave in", they were equally hypnotized.

Discord's tricks may have been to waver them, but if they hadn't been hypnotized, I'm sure none of them would have fallen for such lame tricks.

>>29748745
I gotta admit. I was about to disown twilight when she was like "OH I JUST LEARNED A SPELL TO FIX EVERYTHING."

I would hate her if it had worked.

>>29748744
>discord taking off his head and putting it in a balloon, headless neck clearly visible

FUCK I DIDN'T SEE THAT BECAUSE JOOWZ WAS LAGGING EVEN WITHOUT THE CHAT

>>29748796
shut up dinofag

>>29748780
They're kids. It happens. A little odd seeing as they've not fought on previous disagreements but...

>>29748780
>children arguing with each other over petty things
GEE WHAT A CONCEPT I'VE NEVER SEEN THIS IN THE REAL WORLD

HOLYFUCKWHYARETHEPONIESTALKINGSOFAST

THISEPISODEISSTARTINGOUTKINDOFSHITTY

>>29748783

You sure do seem hung up over Discord touching ponies

>>29748791
Not to the point where they summon a demon of chaos.

>>29748744
there certainly wasn't much of an educational value to be found in this episode

everyone was a big jerk at the end

>>29748796
reposting from some other anon
"Anyone else notice the lack of the ie-logo, if Hasbro removed the "informative and educational" restrictions, I guess that means the writers have more creative freedom than season 1."

>>29748796
It's a rating s1 did have, limits the cartoon in many ways, has to be educational, no violence and shit. Strawberry Shortcake is still ei

>>29748822
is it a british ratings thing?

>>29748814
Yeah, that's why I want some humbled Twilight in episode two. Everybody else got turned into everything they hate!

And the show usually does a good job of not making Twilight a Mary Sue.

>>29748788
Dude... We know like... waaay too much

>>29748819
There are only one kind of Strides to me.

I love HL2.

>>29748832
I think the show canon would disagree actually

>>29748819
FFFFFFFFUCK

>>29748832
It was explained just a few posts above why did that happen.

>>29748823
>A little odd seeing as they've not fought on previous disagreements
Yah... That's my point.

We should atleast seen them argue a lot in Season 1.

>>29748834
oooooooooooh
i had no idea that's what that was
wow, that'f fucking stupid, why is that even there in the first place

>>29748814
Haha yeah that was clearly some kind of meta humor.

>>29748640
That took a bit too long.

Anon you are getting old.

>>29748783
>No one's responding to my posts!
>I'll just post it again!

Twilight learned this spell just to satisfy Celestia's door fetish

>>29748788
Thing is, magic and science seem to be deeply intertwined in Equestria. In MLP's universe, magic isn't some kind of intangible thing that you have to force yourself to believe in and subject yourself to like a mindless sheep like Christianity.

>>29748657
CMC confirmed for worst ponies of the Willennium

>>29748742
That old image applies now more than fucking ever....

Surprised they didn't sneak in a random four leaf clover or something.

>>29748513
Shit
I didn't even notice

>>29748796
The "ei" watermark that was always on the top left of the screen in the season 1 episodes. It meant the show was categorized as "educational/informative" or something like that.

In other words, season 2 will have NO HAMFISTED MORALS!

>>29748841
It was the watermark on the top left of the screen. Not there anymore.

>dat stained glass

Discord confirmed for ruling ancient Equestria by playing earth ponies, unicorns, and pegasi against each other so they'd be too busy with their own factional infighting to stand up to him.

>>29748767

This was my face when.

>>29748728

>>29748814
Twilight actually fucks up her magic a lot for someone who's supposedly a prodigy.

>>29748807
Agreed

>>29748849
Uhm, What?

>>29748863
OH U

>>29748847
>striders
>HL2
Fucking kids not reading War of the worlds.

>>29748783
Stop that

I said stop that.

>>29748858
Some parents will only let their kids watch a show if it has that tag.

It really does help the show's ratings by quite a bit.

>>29748664
It does not explain obvious shit: Celestia said she and Luna can no longer use Elements together because there is no connection between them anymore, but in the end of s01ep02 Celestia offered Luna forgiveness and friendship again. Why there is no connection? It barely makes sense, current ep kind of destroy the idea of previous.

>>29748876
Oh silly... don't tell Me your face is keyboard now. That would be ridiculous!

>>29748807
I'm going to agree to this, because I was very surprised at how easily Applejack turned. She's usually so steadfast.

>>29748892
Those people are incredibly huge morons though.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xegHN1AU-WQ&feature=player_embedded

>>29748871
oh dear sweet fuck _YES_

>>29748524
But Anon you know of course that friendship is magic.

>>29748819
Fuck that part was high octane nightmare fuel. Same with the balloons.

>>29748845

>>29748841

No. In the US, every kids network has to have a certain percent of its airtime devoted to "educational and informative" programming, or ei. Basically, ei programs, along with being forced to teach a moral, have ridiculous content restrictions over what's too "scary" for kids. That's why S1 didnt have more "adventure"" type episodes.

>>29748894
see
>>29748664

>>29748890
>WotW
>Implying those weren't called Tripods

I find Discord disturbingly sexy.