Greetings, MLP General thread!

Don't mind me, I am just trying to familiarize myself with the fandom, as I rarely visit /co/ and have recently gotten into this series. I will be observing this thread from inception to abandonment in order to get a feel for the community that enjoys MLP:FIM, in preparation for the impending season 2 viewer onslaught.

Carry on!

>>29737694
Makes complete sense to me.

>>29737694
He'd be pretty awesome, sonic-booming whole sections of the grove for harvest.

Those aren't wings, they're tumors.

>>29737729
You poor bastard.

>>29737738

Sonic appleboom?

>>29737729

Who's who on /co/
tinyurl[.]com/3tk3lax (by /?o/?m??a?t ??t??/v/)

So its tomorrow that the new season starts right?

>>29737752
Take all of my money.

>>29737729
Take off your trip bro. Unless you can contribute somthing?

>>29737694
>Big Macintosh is best pegasus.
>iamokaywiththis.jpg

By the way, is there a good pony version of that image macro?

>>29737767
Yes.

would you anally rape Big Macintosh /co/?

>>29737752
Suddenly it starts raining big red apples.

Rose draw F: E stuff!

Any streams for the season premier started up?

>>29737729
How many cocks would you suck RIGHT NOW to watch the entire second season.

If you say less then 45 you don't deserve to be here.

>>29737785
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PhiSgXz_l20&feature=relmfu

>>29737785
yes, also I'd rape suck him off

The General Archive seems to be having a locator issue. Can someone help them or Leth out with this?

wasnt there that one fic about how he always wanted to fly and shit, and his father was racist against pegasus ponies, and he jumped off the barn trying to fly or something, then accidentally his whole body?

>>29737694

He is awesome but Soarin is the best pegasus.

LESS THEN 8 HOURS REMAINING

>>29737791
F:E?

>>29737800
> make muffins together
Someone has an impreg fetish, I guess.

Carry on.

I have a question, what are ponyfans listening to right now?

>>29737759

>>29737791

I demand proof

going to sleep in anticipation of 8am
enjoy your solid 7.5 hours of no paleontological references

>>29737800
no idiot. you start low and go up to hit the minimum amount of dicks. then you get season 2 in the shortest amount of time

>>29737827
Fallout: Equestria

>>29737827
please don't. It's garbage. I'd rather see you draw 34

>>29737827
The Ballad Of Bullet Sponge.

>>29737833
r/a/dio

>>29737729
RUN!

>>29737800
Well sir, as a devout /mu/tant, I am contractually obligated to have no less than thirty dicks in my mouth at any given time, so 45+ should be no issue

I HAVE RANKED YOUR PONIES

PRAY I DO NOT RANK THEM FURTHER

>>29737833
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=72GH9ze4ekc

>>29737812
That Fucker cares only for pies

>>29737833
NO. THIS IS NOT TURNING INTO A MY LITTLE MU THREAD. WE'VE BEEN SO GOOD ABOUT THIS.

>>29737827
Fallout Equesatria

Think of your favorite character.
Congratulation he/she together with everyone else died in a horrible and painful way.

Also something about a bullet sponge that's gay.

>>29737841

oh disregard I read that wrong

herpaderp

Rose, I'll lose most of my respect for you if you start drawing shitty fanfiction fanart.

Don't do it, for the love of Scootaloo.

>>29737854
She's the only furfag I know of that hasn't drawn rule 34 yet.

Or if she has, she never posted it.

>>29737874

So? Mac only cares for apples.

>>29737810
Yes, Vi.

/Co/ HAS changed a lot since I wrote that fic.

>>29737833
Anaal Nathrakh -- In The Constellation Of The Black Widow

>>29737847
oooh! I'll have to read a bit of first

>>29737833
Andreas Vollenweider- Dancing with the Lion

Rainbow Dash is the best pegasus no competition

>>29737842
we probably won't notice

>implying I don't find rape erotic
>implying I don't masturbate to the rape scene in Irreversible

>>29737833
Flogging Molly.

>>29737876

>Also something about a bullet sponge that's gay.

Yea, the fact she is a lesbian.

>>29737891
I know. That's my point. I have more respect for 34 than that retarded fanfic and its retarded fans.

>>29737909
...

Ponies. Please, let's talk ponies.

So what hate will we carry over to tomorrow?

>>29737909
>not masturbating to the decapitation scene from a serbian film
you are smalltime

>>29737906

So how is it in the Wonderbolts...Oh wait

>>29737800

>>29737827
...do you draw OCs, by any chance? As in, are you okay with drawing them?

>>29737833

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ByLaRZqL4Xg

This is my victory song, having endured a long summer of pony threads with absolutely nothing to talk about.

But the dawn is coming.

MARCH WITH ME, FELLOW /CO/LTS

>>29737864
Excellent! You'll fit right in.

>>29737858
Yo, SlyWit! Newbie writerfag here, I like your work. Are you in the middle of anything atm?

>>29737909
There's a difference, child, from coming out and saying it, and doing it.

>>29737891
I don't draw it, nor care to start

>>29737906

Spitfire is better.

>>29737830
>derpy
>impreg fetish
Why oh why

>>29737729
Oddly, threads haven't been going to smoothly today. I'm actually a little disappointed pony general. I don't even know why though...I thought they hype would out shine the dumb arguments we always seem to fall into. We still have time to fix it though.

>>29737875

It's not?

Huh, well on an unrelated note: mlpcore?

>>29737941
WTF for a second I thought that was Sponge Bob

>>29737833
A Cross The Universe.

>>29737936

Best oc ever.

>>29737954
She refers to Dinky as 'muffin' in fanon. Only those aware of fanon would make much Derpy art.

That ... is suggestive.

>>29737831

Absolutely not, you dumbass. Rapists are always discredited to be incorrect unless they are otherwise found innocent and victims of a lie, in which case they are most certainly not rapists. Controversy is a term used to describe an issue that has all sides of it defended by two or more groups that have some sort of clout. Rapists have no clout whatsoever. They deliberately took the person's virginity without their consent.

>>29737922
Ouch.

That's quite a burn there.

So I'm sitting in my room, and this is what I hear my mom talking about on the phone:

"...so just the tiniest amount of bleach will kill HIV in the blood. Because when I was working at the AIDS support network, someone killed themself in a hotel room, and WE went to clean it up. This was in the early 90s, when people weren't sure how contagious it was. No one else would clean it, so they sent us."

...

...LOL WUT

>>29737956
We're getting that shit out of the way in anticipation of the airing.

>>29737924

Okay, pony question: Do you think we'll see the quartet again? I've heard rumors that Octavia may show up in season two, but nothing about the other three.

>>29737979
You do realize that non-virgins are raped as well. If not, I am speaking to a brick, not a human.

>>29737787
BUT ENOUGH ABOUT BIG MAC'S GENITALIA

>>29737941
Contemplating sleep. Nothing else. What'cha need?

>>29737833

You kinda caught me at a bad time...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBz1OJpnUIk#t=32
>not believing this is the ultimate romance in American history

>>29737993
What the fuck does that have to do with anything you gigantic retard?

>>29738016
welcome to /co/. Adult virgins with madonna/whore complexes.

>>29737936
I do draw OCs

sorry for the separate replies, I didn't realize drawing on the subject of fanfiction was a touchy subject

>>29737906

Hey, what font is that?

Seems like everyone on the internet has that font but me.

>>29737948
Perhaps you wouldn't mind to answer why? It's pretty unusual and I would like to understand this better.

>>29737965
I totally did and it totally rules.

danke schoen

>Gray Blob
>VU&N
>MBDTF
YOU KEEP FOLLOWING ME, /mu/!!! Also, listening to Swans

>>29738010
Oh boy howdy do I hope Octavia comes back! She has an interesting color scheme, and no known voice as of yet.

>>29737833
I FINALLY got around to downloading this album today.

I guess I should like... listen to it?

>>29737909
...You keep mentioning this movie. I looked it up on imdb, and to be frank it sounds horrifying.

>>29737929
I thought Irreversible was a lot better done than A Serbian film. It just got a little comedic toward the end of A Serbian Film because of how over the top it was, it felt like a black comedy.

>>29738010

Fuck Octavia, the guy in the piano is way better.

>>29738040
Swans are great.

>>29737993

Is she talking about the myth of drinking bleach or the fact that pouring bleach on living things kills them to death? Because the former is stupid and the latter is just common sense.

>>29737833
I listen to that album constantly.

>>29738044
Yes. Remember, if you don't like it, you have terrible taste in music.

I will be in my bunker with my PS2 and MGS3 tomorrow until the chaos dies down.

>>29738046
oh I never made it to the end of the movie I always finish at that scene

>>29737979
It was a jest, anon.

>>29738045
The eleven-minute rape scene is pretty horrifying.

For starters, it's so long I ate my whole damn movie-sized Milk Duds box.

>hating any of the main characters
>close to season premiere

Fuck that. It should all go to Snips.

ITT: We discuss all the ways that Lyra is best pony.

Also; FUCKING Q HOW DOES HE WORK I DIDN'T KNOW THE Q CONTINUUM OVERLAPPED WITH EQUESTRIA

>>29737833
oh, and since you asked

>>29738030
>Adult virgins with madonna/whore complexes.
Having cautiously waded into many such discussions across the years on 4chan, it is the majority opinion across many boards. It's almost as if the majority doesn't engage in serious conversation with women on a regular basis.

>>29738081
Is it the one where he rapes her doggystyle in that hallway? I've only seen that scene.

This is why I like tripfags more than anonymous.

I'm halfway considering supporting the transforming of the web into a corporations wet dream to kill off this anonymous idea. You children obviously don't know what to do with this power.

>>29738084

Shit nigga Lyra is god tier!

>>29738035
You just accused her of being a furfag, anon. You want to solidify it?

>>29737833
http://stereogum.com/688961/the-national-exile-vilify/mp3s/

>>29738081
imdb says something about it playing out backwards. Does that mean the entire film is in reverse motion, or the scenes happen out of chronological order?

>>29738063
>kills them to death
>kills them
>TO DEATH

>>29738045

It's probably one of the most psychologically disturbing films ever made. It's wonderfully filmed, it will make you feel physically ill at some points because of the spastic camerawork and droning soundtrack.

Someone with free time and boredom needs to make a Pinkamina PMV featuring this song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0TzUNti3rY

Just read the Lauren Faust interview, you fucks.

That shit was amazing and I love this show to death and I love all of you cunts right now, despite the fact that you are the skum of the earth.

So, go fuck a cactus, you corrupting hoard.

>>29738109
Watch her not even get a line of dialogue in Season 2.

Half a beer left....If I get a REALLY good request i'll do that before I go to sleep

>>29738052
I agree. Look how stoic that guy is.

>>29738130
THAT'S HOW HARD CORE BLEACH IS.

AND WHAT DOES ANY OF THIS HAVE TO DO WITH PONIES.

>>29738114
Her FA and DA profiles are really furry, man.

>constant mention of rape
>three threads in a row now

I don't even wanna ask

>>29738106
That's the one. It's not a good movie, and the cross-faded timeline just got boring and I ran out of snacks like halfway through.

Believe me, a rape-and-revenge plotline isn't nearly as gripping as the marketing would have you believe.

>>29738020
Just wondering. I'm gonna submit my first fic into the pre-readers at Ponycha- I mean Equestria Daily probably tomorrow evening (shit timing, I know.)

Also, this thread is updating really fucking fast, even for pony generals. I'm scared now for when S2 actually comes out. Their is substantial risk of 4chan crashing or at the very least lagging. Pic related.

>>29738084

The Q don't give a crap about silly thing like dimensional boundaries

>>29738105
Maybe if women weren't such horrible people they wouldn't deserve it.

>>29738084
Dude, I'm watching Q episodes right now. I love this character.

>>29738083
Indeed. At least Snails has a chance of growing up to have a decent physique, and has Twist, who everyone knows will grow up to be one hell of a heartbreaker. Snips will always be a foreveralone tub of lard.

>>29738016

What kind of strawman is that? Rape has nothing to do with virginity. By that logic only women would be allowed to claim being raped. Men being sodomized? That's too bad, maybe they shouldn't be such homosexuals. Of course this is ludicrous.

>>29738035
My reason?
I'm just not interested in any way, it doesn't bring a spark to me to want to draw it or anything. I find it more humorous to draw pictures that are jokingly suggestive, but not porn.

>>29738163
this can't be denied, all in all

>>29738119
Each scene happens in reverse. It makes more and more sense as it goes on, you have to stick with it.

>>29738115
Oh man, you just reminded me that I have not listened to The National in far too long. Thank you, good sir.

>>29737929
I once masturbated to a story about a woman in Russia who tried to sneak in to see her boyfriend during a hostage situation, and was shot in the head by one of the terrorists. Then she stayed alive just long enough to moan loudly enough for the hostages to hear, as she lay face-down, bleeding to death in the snow.

It was a true story

welp, 7.5 hours to go. Anyone else on the west coast setting their alarm for 5:55 to watch it live? I have a DVR but I want to be there for the first airing, plus I don't trust it in crucial times such as these. It's forgotten to record before.

>>29738172
I can't wait for the season 2 rush.

Thanks for reading and commenting on my work, by the way.

Also, good luck on your submissions. I hope they get good, or at least constructive feedback

>>29738021
>William Daniels singing

Oh, yes.
Daniels would be a good alternative voice for Discord. He carries that "obnoxious and disliked" tone from his role as Adams.

>>29738032
Oh, cool. One last thing, do you take requests? I won't be offended if you don't.

Man, guys, I posted that rather exaggeratedly angry, but nevertheless thankful post in slight jest.

But damn you guys, HSG isn't much better, but I'm surprised. At least the bizarre rape shit isn't pony related.

>>29738130

>>29738216
that's hot

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67XP6zdvUp4

well, at least it had those ponysona, peach, and pony champloo videos. even if those deserve the top three easily

i mostly hate this fandom, mostly

>>29738216

>>29738202
...So there's no dialogue to speak of, then.

And watching rape happen backwards kind of feels like it would be too weird.

>>29738261
Is, is this an anthropomorphization of that story...?

>>29738227
Best coast here too, I'm just gonna stay up incase I oversleep!

Hey drawfags, what's the going rate for commissions?

What about porn commissions?

>>29738251
I'm not sure the rape can be explained.

Other than that it's a new hot button instant derail.

>>29738227
Staying up for it.
Mainly because, as of late, alarm clocks fail to wake me up. Sleep, for me, has been sporadic this whole summer because of this.

>>29738269
No, it happens normally.

>>29738084

S2 ep.2 SPOILERS:

Discord teleports Twilight and co. to the bridge of the Enterprise, then informs Captain Picard that the ship is infected with a deadly virus that will kill all the non-ponies on board within 6 hours. The only cure is to ingest Equestrian pony flesh. No, Picard and crew don't eat the ponies. This is a kid's show, dammit! Twilight and Crusher work together to create a cure while Dash learns bat'leth from Warf, Rarity and Gainan chat about enormous hats, Fluttershy hangs out with Data (the only sentient being she's ever met that doesn't find interminable silence awkward), Pinkie Pie runs amok on the holodeck, and AJ stands uselessly in a corner because she's a silly pony. At the end of the episode, everyone gets cured without any pain or death, and Q/discord returns them all to their appropriate continuums.

>>29738269
Not actually backwards. There is a scene, and then the next scene is what happened before the first one, and so on until the last scene of the film is the first one chronologically

So earlier today, somebody posted a fanfic where Dash got raped by the Wonderbolts, except it was probably only rape in the legal sense. Maybe. I'm not sure, but I feel like if you have lesbian sex in the showers with Spitfire and she makes it very clear that she wants Soaren to be there, then she probably does want him to get involved. Being surprised about it a tad stupid.

Anybody?

I have a lot of thoughts about this fic I read. It was very well written, but hilariously bad for reasons I don't think the writer even realized.

>>29738235
>Praise from a respectable relatively speaking /co/mrade
>Before I even submit
Wicked. Have you posted in the Generals recently? Because I don't think I've seen you on /co/ in like a month.

>>29738141
And howbout a Luna one of
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kipR-HadbTs&feature=related

>>29738281
YOU DIDN"T SPECIFY GOOD DRAWFAGS!
FREE!

Uhh...a hundred dollars, feels way to weird sexualizing ponies

>>29738172
Hey, I'm a pretty popular mascot. Can I be a MLP General meme too?

I could say something funny and cool, like... "IT'S STARTING". Would you like that? Would that be rad?

>>29738269

No, each scene goes forward in time normal, the events just happen in a backwards chronological order.

>>29738251
SO MUCH RAPE

MORE RAPE THAN YOUR BODY CAN HANDLE

>>29738284
Well, anyway, I'll repeat my thanks for helping the word get out, /co/. Your pony threads might be a different beast from how I remember them last October, but you did some good. And that Faust interview was spectacular.

The premiere threads better be archived guys, I'm not going to be here until the thing is on youtube, but I need to see reactions.

>>29738269
>>29738307
Like Pulp Fiction

>>29738323
I'm not shopping around. Just wondering what people actually pay to get horse porn drawn.

>>29738281
$5

you can send it to my paypal

>>29738338
Blew through the WHOLE GODDAMN BOX OF MILK DUDS, swear ta god, all the time she's whimpering an' shit. Just no good. That's amidst a weak plot -- a full-on 10-minute rape scene? Jesus Christ, really digging the Saw angle deep there.

>>29738344

>>29738195

Pardon me, but let me make an amend to my intial statement. I should have written "engaged in a sexual act with the person without their consent" rather than the incorrect "taken their virginity without their consent". I can see how this would lead to confusion.

>>29738348
Memento would be a better comparison

>>29738313
I was trying to avoid Discord spoilers for the week and failed.

Sometimes I just go anon, too.

Other times, I was at work, or trying to write the next chapter of Paradise.

>>29738281
I can't find anyone good at porn for under $30.

I did find an amazing painter for $15 though.

>>29738363
Not only does he rape her asshole bloody, but he plays soccer with her head against a concrete wall.

>>29738363

how hard will you spontaneously ejaculate if pinkie sings a song in the first episode

Hey guys, I'm taking commissions. They will work like this. You give me a request, and I draw it if I feel like it. Then you can decide if you want to pay me, and if so, how much

SOUND GOOD?

>>29738310
You read what Dash had said, right? I think that was his most repulsive fic out of the bunch

>>29738392

Is the abort song?

>>29738392

It would knock me off my chair

>>29738388
>>29738389
Keep in mind I ate them because I felt very uncomfortable, but Jesus Christ, what.

>>29738406

Draw an image of yourself fellating a futa version of your favorite pony.

Wait, when does this premiere?

At 9 AM?! Seriously? That can't be right.

ITT: Discord macros. I'm not posting my originals, I'm saving 'em for the premiere thread(s).
>>29738417
Whoever wrote that song deserves a goddamn Pulitzer.

>>29738417

no, the masturbation song

>>29738310
It was the fanfic where Rainbow Dash was having trouble getting off to direct clitoral stimulation from another woman, but then came instantly when she was penetrated without her full consent by a stallion.

I want to talk about this fanfic because I think the writer is not sure what he's talking about. I think he might as well have written that Dash's mysterious and confusing female genitals turned her romantic partners into tapdancing hippos, because that makes equal logical sense.

>>29738422

>>29738429
>last thread
>RAPE
Doesn't matter. Whenever we start a new thread everything related to the last thread is forgotten.
>this thread
Dammit guys

http://ponycountdown.com/
http://ponycountdown.com/
http://ponycountdown.com/
http://ponycountdown.com/

>>29738442
I can't wait to see them

>>29738310
Tozac wrote himself into a corner and didn't know how to finish the series, and ended up rushing it.

Totally predictable

>>29738445
>no, the masturbation song

>>29738440
http://ponycountdown.com/

>>29738322
This started out as an inside joke of mine.
But now I can't think of Luna without hearing this song...

Wait, what?!

Why would they premiere it at 9 am?!

how long was the rape in the new Last House On the Left?

>>29738447
someone here can shop that bullshit off the muzzle of the gun in this picture?

>>29738473
I want to kill this idea of being anonymous, and let the companies run the web.

>>29738310
I loved that fic and the rest in the series "Rarity's Generous Rape Plan"

>>29738440
3 am in hawaii

>>29738484
i like how we're critically examining and thumbing-down a fanfiction about rainbow dash being gang raped by the wonderbolts

>>29738429

>>29738440
Have a pic, free of charge.

>>29738411
I actually stopped reading while my mind grapped with biological hurdles. Like, Dash said no, but in my mind she wasn't very committed to the "no" because she knew Soaren was standing behind her with a throbbing erection the WHOLE TIME, and there's no way she didn't think he might just, uh, do the obvious with it.

It wasn't the rape that got me. It was that girl parts don't work that way. Like ever. Never ever.

And I hate to be cliche, but I think maybe the writer has not had sex with a woman before.

>>29738310
I quite honestly immediately lost my boner during sex scene. He just kept going harder and harder, further and further and I literally wanted to vomit from the fact that someone could find this attractive in any way shape or form.

I hate being such a lightweight for grimdark shit but my curiosity compels me to read that bullshit.

>>>29738447
>Rainbow Dash was having trouble getting off to direct clitoral stimulation from another woman, but then came instantly when she was penetrated without her full consent by a stallion.

what

>>29738528
as opposed to thumbing-up?

>>29738447
It's a case of your body betraying you, just like the Twilight one

>>29738563
as opposed to going "What the fuck is this shit" and discussing something more worthwhile

>>29738563
>>29738562
>>29738551
>>29738548
>>29738411
>>29738310

>>29738548
> It was that girl parts don't work that way. Like ever. Never ever.
>I think maybe the writer has not had sex with a woman before.
Sounds like you've never had sex with a horse before.

>>29738563
>Making a bad "thumbs-up... YOUR ARSE" joke
>Being me
>In 2011
I seriously need sleep.

>>29738548
That comic would be better without the last panel

Not that I expect many to care, but the one or two I was conversing with.
In case you look for me, I'm off to sleep

>>29738562
WAT

>>2973856

classic misogyny. Like how the lesbian in F:E just happens to hate dicks. It will probably end with her turning straight.

>>29738489

7 hours until premiere and rape.

Horse rape.

What happened to pony generals.

It wasn't always like this, it wasn't.

>>29738562
What.

>>29738562
WOT?

>>29738633
It's all
>fanfictions
fault

>>29738617
shut up slywit

>>29738633
Some of us never ask for this.

Pony thread simulator is here...

>>29738591
>discussing something more worthwhile

>>29738633
the last few threads have been unusually bad. night threads are usually good.

Long live freedom.

>>29738633

Yes it was. Don't pretend things used to be better, because they weren't.

>>29738657
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>>29738657
>>29738657
>>29738657
>>29738657
>>29738657
>>29738657
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>>29738657
>>29738657

DID I HEAR RAPE?
I HEARD RAPE.
THIS IS NOW A MOLESTIA THREAD.

>>29738562
Yeah. My thought exactly. I thought about going on and reading the rest, but I just couldn't over this part. How does a girl have trouble with direct clitoral stimulation, but then get off instantaneously on penetration? That's the antithesis to everything I've ever learned about every woman ever.

It's the opposite of what they taught me in goddamn human physiology in college.

>>29738601
>Sounds liek you haven't had sex with a horse before.
I know how the clitoris is designed and how it works in a woman. How's it work in a horse? Differently somehow? I kind of think that maybe it's not.

>>29738683
they were, actually
i have a feeling you only joined general threads around march

>>29738633

Be strong anon, be strong

Just a few more hours

Hold your position

>>29738657
>>29738689
I told you that shit destroyed fandoms.

>>29738632
Read 248689189 to the tune of Fireflies.
I'm taking a break from the generals before someone makes me wanna commit hara-kiri with a sawblade. See you in an hour, /co/.

>>29738690
No man this is a Rarity thread.

>>29738683
I don't remember any horserape in the early threads. We were all still running on the high of, "holy fuck, this show is actually good".

Dash was a dyke and they all had candy vags, but that was IT.

>>29738633
yes it was

>>29738627
No, you do not fucking say that. Pip and Homage will be together forever. You do not fuck with my actual OTP

>>29738727
Things were better when posters had enough intelligence to realize that Dash was a lesbian.

>>29738699
Go grab a bottle of lube and fist a horse. You'll find out.

Jesus Christ, those muscle contractions...

>>29738703

Beginning of January.

So, I'll grant, maybe these threads were SUPER AMAZING FUNTIME back in November or whatever, but they've been shit for a long, long time. Long enough for people to get rose-tinted visions of the 'good old days,' anyway.

For those of you who will be joining me, here's what's going on with my stream tomorrow

The chat portion of things will be held in IRC instead of the Justin.tv integrated chatroom, which will be disabled at like 8:45AM. This is to cut back on lag.

Server - irc.ponychat.net
Channel - #LivePony

My mom told me on like Tuesday that she dropped cable, so I'll be doing this at my dad's, who has DirectTV. I was playing with it earlier, and everything seemed to be in working order. I did, however, bluescreen once for no apparent reason. My computer doesn't take long to start back up, and I don't anticipate it happening tomorrow, but be prepared just in case.

Everything else should be more or less the same as last season. Woop.

>>29738657

WHY WUB WOO

>>29738720
>Didn't post with my namefag
Now I KNOW I need sleep.

Remember when I said we finally broke?
I was right just off with 10 hours.
So...
It finally happened. Less then 8 hours till the start and we finally gone insane.

>>29738673
That always gets me

>>29738713
First comes the Fanfiction, Then comes the grimdark, then comes the roleplaying then porn and fetishes

It keeps happening.

>>29738784

>>29738724

>>29738755
I actually live about two blocks away from a small field with two female horses living in it
>That feel when I might be able to get away with this

Family is off on a trip to Arizona, got the TV all to myself.

Tomorrow morning will be a good morning.

Anyone seen Squeak today?

>>29738791
but do you get the women?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWtFhvvlqyY&feature=related

>>29738807
Make sure to bring a lead rope. They won't just stand there.

>>29738762
want me to go grab some archived threads bro? compare average bullshit per unit thread? actually that might be fun to do anyway

These threads have always been about horse rape and whatever the fuck else as far as I can remember. Sometimes there are lulls, but just like morning, it's always horse rape time somewhere.

>>29738767

WOOT!

>>29738828
what the fuck is a lead rope
how do you make a rope out of lead
wouldn't that just be a chain

>>29738762
They were very good.

It was a very long time before actual pony pron got over here. There might've been two or five something pony pron pics done at that time and it seemed obviously more for shits and giggles than anything.

Then MS came about and did some humanized stuff, and that was odd, but not really weird.

And then suddenly, there is an INCREDIBLY large amount of pony smut. Like, pony pony smut. It just exploded.

I don't know when that was.

>>29738657
>It's all
>furries
>fault

Fixed.

Rape discussion AND Fanfic discussion AND Fanfic rape discussion. Gentlemen this is no way to start the hours before season 2. I am disappoint. (If i may dust off a classic)

>>29738727

There was already plenty of pony porn floating around within a month or so of the premier. Not the tens of thousands of pics there are today ,obviously, but we got off a pretty good start early on.

I don't recall there being a lot of sexual fanfics until after the three week hiatus. And of course, that break also brought us 'Cupcakes,' so maybe that's when things started to hit the shitter.

>>29738807
Don't do it anon.

Think of the poor innocent foals.

>>29738807

>>29738858
>foals
>implying they aren't normal-sized and fully functional

>>29738852
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lead_%28tack%29

>>29738855
No no I'm pretty sure I'm dead on here.

>>29738807
>mfw they stop giving milk after you rape them

oh wait that's cows

>>29738856
Think of it this way
We're getting it out of our system. All at once.

I hope...

>>29738755
Okay. Muscle contractions. Whatever. But how exactly does stimulation of the mare's sexual organs work? Because if it works the same as in human women, the clitoris is all that matters. Vaginal insertion will not cause a woman to climax faster than clitoral stimulation.

>>29738853
It was fapficition's fault.

>>29738853

See >>29738855

Anymore news on season two.

Also, is terse around?

>>29738890
You clearly have absolutely no clue how vaginas work.

>>29738884
>cows stop giving milk after you rape them
Is that true?
I now want to write a story where a group of dairy farmers sabotage their competition by sneaking into their farm and raping all their cows

>>29738832
write a program to gather the number of certain keywords per thread, map them over a month, average and graph

>>29738813

DAMMIT I WAS GOING TO MAKE THAT

>>29738890
>the clitoris is all that matters
Holy shit what the fuck?
I'm a virgin and even I think you're retarded

>>29738853
I don't know but our descent started to get faster during the three week hiatus.
After the mass bannings it all went to hell.

>>29738890
....

>>29738855
Not necessarily furries; for instance RS doesn't associate himself as a furry, and neither does MS. They're just surrounded by them.

>>29738912
i dunno, i'm not a farmer, but i have heard that spooking a cow significantly will make it stop giving milk

i imagine having a fat neckbeard's penis slapping against your haunches would be rather traumatizing

>>29738896
Just, like, lots of people suddenly seemed to go nuts.

As though a switch had been flipped, where like, "I'm not masturbating to ponies" to "I can masturbate to humanized ponies, it isn't furry, it is about personality and I age everything up anyway" to finally, which seemed to hit people hard, "Well, fuck, let's just masturbate to anything".

>>29738682
>nobody commenting on my latest drawing
AND I WAS SO PROUD OF IT TOO

>>29738955

>mfw genuine horse sex discussion

>>29738888
we all know thats not true

>>29738926
I've been wanting someone to do this for so long!
I'd do it myself, but I'm busy...

>>29738971
>mfw he missed the thread talking about the best way to fuck a horse

>>29738955

Huh -- well ok then.

>>29738955
fuck off you chemo patient.

so who thinks discord will be a reoccurring villain?
i'm having my doubts that he will be see again after the second episode...

hey evureebahdee it's Discord

he's the one making our threads bad and having us fight amongst ourselves

Who is the best pony to ship Trixie with, besides Twilight and herself?

>>29738984
Why are you dumping random shit?

>>29738984
Slender Pony???

>>29738988
he probably won't come back after part two of episode 1

>>29738988
>John de Lancie already confirmed that he hasn't done any more voicing for the rest of the season

NOPE

>>29738971

>another day on 4chan

>>29738997
Hate me.

>>29738971
Okay let's try to fix it.


So guys about Discord. He seams all fun and games but don't you think the last part of the clip was kinda strange? I mean yeah he was happy that he will win but he was happy in a evil way...more evil then usuall

>>29738988
maybe not discord, but other villains have been confirmed

>mfw they meant villains like trixie or gilda

>>29738996
>trixieshy

Wow Fluttershy wasn't even in that episode.

>>29738946
so all you have to do is say you're not a furry and that makes you not a furry? But then someone says you are and that makes it so! We are constant flux

>>29738971

>>29738675

>>29739019
She was in the background.

>>29738988
I hope he comes back as a non-villan.
Otherwise, what a waste of a great VA!

>>29738832

Alright, I went to the bottom thread in the archive and ctrl-f'ed 'porn' The first result I got contained the exerpt posted here.

My conclusion? No later than mid-december, pony porn was already an epidemic.

>>29739016

He's happy because his idea of fun and games is sex with horses -- wait.

Oh Goddamnit, guess I fucked that up.

>>29739015
That's not a proper answer and I don't think I'll get one from you.

Since you're just dumping random shit I'll just assume 'shitposter'

In the filter you go.

>>29738996

Snails

Or a Chaos Sorcerer

>>29738979
>mfw I was glad I didn't see it
>mfw you have no face

>>29739023
If you're a pornographer who makes a lot of lesbian porn, does that make you a lesbian?

Besides, being furry has a lot more to do than just porn anyway.

>>29738935
>I'm a virgin and I think I know how sex works! You're retarded.
I'm telling you, dude. The clitoris is all that matters. Do you know how deeply the clitoris goes inside a woman. It follows along the walls of the vagina. Vaginal stimulation is just clitoral stimulation through a vaginal wall.

I'm fucking telling you, clitoral stimulation is ALL THAT MATTERS. The clitoris IS essentially the penis. It's the same general organ.

You're talking to a man with a medical background and a fair amount of experience when it comes to asking women what they're into and what works for them. Trust me on this.

>>29739023
I honestly would say they are just oversexualized.

I feel that way about a lot of people who jerk it to pony smut.

Like, they could be doing it to almost anything, really.

>>29739044
No she wasn't.


...was she? dammit you're going to make me check.

>>29738996
i only like trixie and twilight because of the color combination is very nice. it's tied with rainbow dash and twilight.

>>29739019
She was. No lines though.

>>29739070
>implying men can't have orgasms without penile stimulation

You know i'm not a furry, but my little pony wasn't the first time i ever fapped to horses.

i have a giant/shrinking fetish and i once saw pictures of a giant horse. the first image had the horse eating some people in a city. then in the sequence of pictures the horses giant cock erects and proceeds to blast a stream of piss so powerful it vaporizes a human that is caught in the blast.

i don't know why but the horses 1. lack of thought for the tiny creatures and 2. the show of raw power was very titilating.

that was the frst time i fapped to porn of an earth animal.

thanks to my little pony it wasn't the last.

So bassically

anyone have giant ponies?

>>29739059
>shit poster

You procrastinator.

You now except now that everything else is normal.

>>29739070

Because, as the old adage tells us, sex is 0% mental.

>>29738936
After the bans, anyone decent went to FiMchan or settled into an IRC. A few might have gone off to r/mylittlepony (COMPLETELY DEVOID of horse rape) or that ponygoons site. Ponychan is more newfags than anons, now. It is literally babby's first imageboard for most of them.

>>29739054
That shows that there was at least one pic.

And like, if you were around, you'll see it was nonsense barely to do with this season or very obviously a troll pic.

>>29739054
>You mean the pony porn one?
>Hopefully a troll thread

>an epidemic

You have gone full idiot.

>>29739070
but what of the g-spot?

or is it all a conspiracy? are all women trying to mess with us to make us fuck them just so they can laugh at us for thinking they like it?

THOSE BASTARDS!

>>29739018
well of course there has to be other "villians" as they will cause minor "rifts" between the mane cast that will be quickly resolved with a good lesson about friendship...i'm hoping for a bit more action in this show for little girls

>>29739062
SUDDENLY WARHAMMER

>>29739003

MAYBE HE SAID HE'S NOT DOING ANY MORE VOICE ACTING BECAUSE THEY'RE GONNA ROTOSCOPE HIM IN SO HE'LL BE AN ACTOR AND NOT JUST A VA DID YOU THINK OF THAT?

JOHN DE LANCIE IS GOING TO MAKE AN APPEARANCE AS JOHN DE LANCIE THIS SEASON, I'M CALLING IT NOW

Am I the only man here who has given women orgasms by fucking them in the ass?

>>29739072
She totally was but she didn't say anything. She vanished without a trace later.

So, anyone need a color?

>>29739023
There's more to being a furry than drawing and writing furry porn.

>>29737729
Hello

>>29739003
Really?
Well that sucks...
At least that means more normal episodes.
It still sucks...

>>29739015
I think you should keep dumping demon pics dude, demons are p cool

>>29739070
you know whats also neat, the outer vaginal lips are pretty much the scrotum, and the inner vaginal lips are like the foreskin.

>>29739142
This please

>>29739142
Color me surprised.

>>29739142
want to try this?
it's just RBD and random mares

>>29739070
so your a man whore nurse?

>>29739122
the g-spot is the back of the clit

>>29737833

>>29739062
>>29739135
this picture actually exist

>>29739193
No it isn't. The G-Spot is between the vaginal wall and the urethra. The clit doesn't extend into that space.

>>29739207
pinkie goes best with khorne marine

>>29739142
>>29739179
what, i've been trying to get a cleaned up version of this for ages.

i'd kill to have it coloured.

guys GUYS!
This is how vagina works. You are welcome for the science.

FUCK THIS
CUTE THREAD

>>29739122
>>29739140
Okay. Guys. I have had women fake orgasms for me too, okay? Look, I'm just telling you, surprise penetration is not a thing compared to clitoral stimulation. A lot of women find it literally impossible to get off on insertion. Even then, vaginal climax still has to do with stimulating the clitoris. I fucking guarantee you.

Also, I've never see the "g spot" in any textbooks. That's not terribly surprising, but I think there is some honest debate surrounding its existence. Not saying there is no such thing, just that we as a society know less concrete information about "g spots" than some people may claim.

>>29739264

A thread about fucking cute things? I think we can do that.

>>29737810
Oh, no one from the 'team' picked that up? Well crap.

>>29739264

Sentenal, what the fuck are you doing?

wow...this shit is crazy...the /co/ threads have become /b/ level threads and the /b/ threads have become /co/ level

seriously you guys
seriously

>>29739256
I inked and colored that one like a week ago.

I can post the lineart too if you want.

>>29739280
>>29739234
doesn't wikipedia have fucking pictures of this

>>29739193
>>29739191
>>29739122
>>29739070
>caring about what a woman feels

you all are betas.

Alpha here.

I pull out as soon as i cum, i then jizz on her tits, throw her clothes on her and fall asleep.

>>29739280
Get back to me when you've successfully fisted a mare to orgasm.

>>29739292
He's dumping random shit

I'm assuming all he does is spam threads with nonsense

>>29739292
dumping unrelated shit in the usual retarded fasion

>>29739191
>So you are a man whore?
Yes, of some renown. Your buttox is my hunting ground.

>>29739292
Since I can't talk or reason with the many anons posting disgusting shit about horse sex and such, the only thing I am capable of doing is being the center of hatred and diverting attention away from that discussion until the tripfags get on and then we can start talking about ep 1 as it happens.

Wow, look at all the demons and robots in the pony threads. I dreaded the day I would say this, but this thread reminds me of furry threads. We need some motherfucking pony reaction images stat.

>>29739292
lookit this bro posting about Sentinels in my Warhammer thread.

>>29739301
> /b/ threads have become /co/ level

WHAT?

>>29739280
I'm a woman who's had multiple orgasms from anal sex. On my back on the table, my boyfriend fucking my ass but no where close to touching my clit.

Are you calling me a liar?

>>29739301
Help me anon.
Help me fix this

>>29739301
Are you telling me I should go to /b/?

Also, holy fuck. /b/. That place is going to be fucking bizarre once the premiere hits.

>>29739359
>Are you calling me a liar?
Well, you ARE a woman...

Fuck I'm high.

Let's post Applejack.

>>29739359

He wasn't, but I am. Not about the anal sex thing, I just think you're an untrustworthy twat. You know what you did.

>>29739340
Holy shit you're a retard as bad as the rest!

>>29737810

I like the demons.

I imagine them as reflections of the true faces of the posters.

>>29739304
OH GOD, I KNEW I"VE MISSED ONE TOO MANY GENERAL PONY THREADS

I LOVE YOU SO MUCH, YOU DON'T EVEN UNDERSTAND.

rustydooks will now forever live on in my memory.

thank you kind sir.

the lineart would be cool too.

>>29739359
Yes. You are a goddamned liar.

>>29739189
wow that's the risque-ist stuff I've seen from you

could you draw some self-insert? Vinyl with a rose?

Fuck did I do?

>>29739350
When tripfags and namefags are on, anon bitches and moans

When their away, anon talks about horse sex.

Almost all the posters on the /b/ threads are tripfags.

It's clear what has happened.

>>29739368
I know right!

There all going to be fighting over who gets to RP as what BG pony when a new one pops up!

Can't wait!

This thread needs more Sweetie Belle

>>29739390
Rly? cus im just saying He is lieing

>>29739349
Tabletop games are for nerds.

>>29739003
This is depressing. I was hoping he would come back every once in a while to be a menace like Q was.

Just having him imprisoned again after episode 2 is just going to be horrible.

Oh well, fanfiction it is then. Can't wait for all the Star Trek crossovers.

>>29739392
>Holy shit you are a retard as bad as the rest

You whine about the state of affairs, and yet, do nothing to rectify them.

>>29739403
Haha, thanks bro, glad you appreciate it!

Have the lineart.

>>29739359
The only thing i doubt about your post is that you're actually a woman.

otherwise prostate orgasms are surprisingly common.

>>29739388
GAH-HNG HAH!