WHAT THE FUCK IS HOMESTUCK WHAT THE FUCK IS HOMESTUCK WHAT THE FUCK IS HOMESTUCK WHAT THE FUCK IS HOMESTUCK WHAT THE FUCK IS HOMESTUCK WHAT THE FUCK IS HOMESTUCK WHAT THE FUCK IS HOMESTUCK WHAT THE FUCK IS HOMESTUCK WHAT THE FUCK IS HOMESTUCK WHAT THE FUCK IS HOMESTUCK WHAT THE FUCK IS HOMESTUCK WHAT THE FUCK IS HOMESTUCK WHAT THE FUCK IS HOMESTUCK WHAT THE FUCK IS HOMESTUCK WHAT THE FUCK IS HOMESTUCK WHAT THE FUCK IS HOMESTUCK WHAT THE FUCK IS HOMESTUCK WHAT THE FUCK IS HOMESTUCK WHAT THE FUCK IS HOMESTUCK WHAT THE FUCK IS HOMESTUCK WHAT THE FUCK IS HOMESTUCK WHAT THE FUCK IS HOMESTUCK WHAT THE FUCK IS HOMESTUCK WHAT THE FUCK IS HOMESTUCK WHAT THE FUCK IS HOMESTUCK WHAT THE FUCK IS HOMESTUCK WHAT THE FUCK IS HOMESTUCK WHAT THE FUCK IS HOMESTUCK WHAT THE FUCK IS HOMESTUCK WHAT THE FUCK IS HOMESTUCK WHAT THE FUCK IS HOMESTUCK WHAT THE FUCK IS HOMESTUCK

Sounds good.

"Eh, that sounds like something I'd do"

"Oh, okay."

>>29710010
Hahaha, faggot. My machine is over two years old and can open it in photo viewer.

I haven't drawn ponies in awhile.

Also I cannot into blood :[

>>29709938
...Well.... Maybe. But I don't think I could do it justice. Especially after Tozac...

I mean, hell, so many reat writers here, there's NOTHING I could do justice to.

>>29709993
Where da Caralight at?

this would be my exact face

"Fuck."

>>29710023
It's a webcomic that teaches children that having sex with aliens is A-OK.

>>29709993
Hey Squeak? can you put 'MLP General' in the subject line?

A lot of other /co/mrades use that to filter our threads.

Be nice as a courtesy, you know.

>rape

>>29709993
"Well, that isn't a very bright future"

"Heh, well I'll still have my job, right?"

"..."

>>29710058

>sex
with ponies?

"Predicting the future is impossible, fuckstick."

>>29710049

Patience my dear anon. Patience.

This is the end of the story, I have to make sure it's a good one for you guys.

>>29709993
"You mean I got to go Comic-Con AND make some money?

Fucking awesome."

>>29710043
Well I say it's really fucking good and neato

>>29710085
No. Aliens.

Aliens that look like this.

>>29710058
Wait a second, that's a double entendre, isn't it?

>>29710045
It's not always about the strength of your craft, but the force of your ideas. If you have creativity you want to share, then do it, and don't worry about it having been done before - sometimes one of the best things you can do is to get you writing muscles built up on conventional stuff, and then expand into really innovative and novel imaginings.

I think you're a creative dude, so I say give it a shot... but if you don't want to, that's up to you.

>>29709993
"My Little Pony? Are you high?"

>>29710043
I like it. Also new addition to my Scherzo folder! <3

"Haha, that's a good one"

It depends on what my mood was.
If I wasn't in a god mod I would have asked him when did I start eating paint
If not...
>MLP?
Yes
>Cool...give me a list with every spoiler possible
ALSO NOW WITH MY TIME TRAVELING POWERS I WOULD HAVE GONE IN THE FUTURE AND GET ALL THE SEASONS ON BLURAY
AND THEN GO EVEN FURTHER IN THE FUTURE AND BRING BACK TECHNOLOGY IN THE PAST TO BECOME A GOD!

>>29710111
I would totally fuck a cuttlefish.

>>29710016
I'll shall continue.

>>29710120

The last thing we need is more rapefics...

>>29710111
hey man

that grin is kind of sexy

>>29710085
They're not alien ponies

Well, they might be. The show is sketchy about anything related to the existence of Earth or the general position of the "real world" compared to that of the show

What do you mean I'm obsessed with a show about ponies?

Well, what about the new Transformers?

Shit, that bad?

>>29710043
>oohneat.jpg
fukin' saved.

Feel like doing anymore gory ponies?

>>29710066

Oops, I normally do. I guess I forgot this time around. Sorry guys, I'll keep that in mind next time.

>>29710131
THREAD SIMULATOR FOUR: ELECTRIC SCOOTALOO

>>29710120
I'll give it a go, but don't expect much, and don't expect it soon. And I'll probably end up rewriting half of it when we learn more about Discord in twenty-nine hours and thirteen minutes.

>>29710132

>>29710111
Don't talk shit 'bout my my imaginary spouse.

>>29710156
Well, do it or don't, the worst thing is people who talk about writing and then never produce any content.

I... I hate those people. So much. Who would do such a thing.

fuck you i've written plenty of stories i'm a busy man goddamnit

>>29710162

Bam. Color version.

>>29710146
*shrug*

It was spurned on from reading a bunch of pony tumblrs. Something something Ask Rocket To Insanity Dash, idfk.

Probably just a short lived "YEAH I WANNA DO THAT" mentality at the moment.

>>29710167

>Twilight face

>>29710187

>>29709993
Crying with joy because of the My Little Pony fanfic I wrote last thread?
>>29709192 My Angel
I'd ask them how I got so deep into furry that I'd do such a thing.

>>29710170
I don't see it.

>>29710190
Well... if you're up for more / requests, let us know.

>>29710178
> talk about writing but never produce
AH HA HA HA HA

Oh god I feel dead inside.

>>29710095
The ones in the gallery folders aren't. Well, at least they have links to the 30k version.

I think I'll re-download it actually for shits and gigs because I upgraded my internet recently, I have downloads to burn and it's more convenient than finding it on my harddrive. Feels good coming from a 20GB cap.

>>29710151
Just pointing it out because I thought you didn't last thread either, but I realize you actually did.

My mistake.

>>29710205
Drown that feeling with alcohol!

>>29710200

Furry?

>mfw this fucking guy says he likes cartoons for babies and so will I in a year

I've already lost all self respect with vidya gaems and all the other social stigma, now you tell me I should watch My Little Pony cartoons?
What the fuck kinda shrooms did you have for breakfast nigger?

>>29710176
She won't mind. Mostly because she's dead. And the comic is on hiatus for a month so you won't even be hearing about her in passing or flashbacks for quite a while.

>>29710162

>>29710182
Yeah, I remember the day I took the request and like 10 minutes later it was colored.

>>29710170
Rainbowdash why you wearin dat wig

"ALL the dicks?"

>>29710254
All of them.

>>29710205

I still remember that fragment of AJxRarity fic, the one with the dance.

>>29710222
That's your answer for everything!

>>29710178
You shouldn't feel bad. Real life gets in the way, and things distract, and other days you just can't work up the motivation to even eat, let alone write.

>>29710242
You gonna draw some more?

>>29710254
You're a big girl, Fluttershy. You can take 'em.

>>29710202
Nevermind
I though it was the squirrel.

Good one anon

Posting my waifu.

>>29710254
>>29710263
Someone draw Vriska and Fluttershy caring for spiders together.

>>29710269
Those sound like excuses to me.
Terrible, terrible excuses.

>>29710254
>>29710275
...If Discord doesn't work out, Earth Ponies With Lassos.

>>29710242
It's like she's wearing nothing at all.

(nothing at all... nothing at all...)

Every thing is the same! Every thing is the same as last year! Fuck!

>>29710287
posting superior waifu material

>>29710204
Nothing else tonight though. Or rather I should say this morning.

Fffuuuuuuuuuuuuuck it's almost 4AM, confound these ponies they drive me to lose comprehension of the passage of time.

>>29710287
My waifu could eat your waifu for breakfast

>>29710196
alright last Homestuck from me

>>29710323
Why is this zombie flashing me?

>>29709993
"My Little Pony?! Why in the flying fuck would I watch that? ....4chan? Okay, yeah, I can see that."

>bite the bullet and watch an episode
>it's a pretty average daytime cartoon
>don't see why it gets all the hate or unhealthy obsessive fans that it does

So after basically a year of avoidance, I've decided to give this show a watch; it helps that the second season starts so soon. I've done that with a lot of shows, I like to play catch up, so what. Anyway, I'm watching this show, learning the characters, and I'm pretty much digging it. So good job on liking this one, /co/.

There's just one thing I can't get off my mind. That yellow pony, Fluttershy, is she supposed to be autistic or something?

>>29710322
>>29710307
NOPE.

>>29710323
That face

>>29710342
Yellowquiet was diagnosed with autism when she was just a fillu

>>29710342
I say anti-social.

>>29710338
You dodged a bullet, just keep walking

>>29710242
A request I never finished.

>>29710275
Perhaps, I haven't had the urge to draw ponies since before the season ended. Maybe the new season will bring it back.

>>29710346
>implying you could ever keep pinkie satisfied
>implying any of us ever could

My waifu is cooler than your waifu.

>>29710338
It's the classic case of >opinions


>>29710342
This is getting old. Seriously.

LET'S HAVE A SAGE-FREE THREAD FOR ONCE

>>29710367
>Dodged a bullet.
Are you retarded.
That motherfucker caught a bullet with his fucking TEETH

I FOUND THE THREAD

WHO'S EXCITED FOR SEASON 2!?

I KNOW I'M GETTING MY ASS UP AT 6AM

FUCK I MIGHT JUST STAY UP

ALSO CAPS

>Get contacted by the Oregonian to answer some questions about the show, fandom and meetups.
>While answering questions, find out another (non organizer) member of the group had already spoken with her.

Goddammit, hope he didn't say anything stupid.

Captcha: terencis newspaper

>>29710374
The real trick is to keep her interested -- that's to say, keep being interesting to her. She'll handle the rest.

>>29710391
>Nathan
>Saying things on the record

We dodged a bullet, folks.

THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT, BRONIES

GIVE ME BACK MY FRIEND

>>29710200
MOAR! nice dubs

The trollstuck posts reminded me how pony society and troll society are like, polar opposites.

what if they switched.

what is trolls were thebrightly colored benevolently ruled fantasy paradies and ponies were from miserable hellplanetz

>>29710356
Twilight is a serious asspie

>>29710374
You don't know me, son.

>>29710391

You've already been told about this. They want to eat up as much retarded shit you guys tell them, of course they're going to scour the fandom for weirdos. Don't act so surprised.

>>29710391
Either way, you're both giant faggots. Go brush your teeth that aren't confined by braces.

Who the fuck wears braces out of high school i mean holy fuck

>>29710402

>that feel when you're boring as fuck and will never interest anyone

chistery, why does everything you say make me sad? Go away.

Luna is the best waifu, do not deny.

>>29710373
Saved the best for last. Good night.

>>29710338
I did the same, I thought it was also meh.

I didn't all of a sudden down upload every pic of it I cold find but I also didn't think enough of it to hate anyone that likes it

>>29710374
I just want to punch Pinkie in her stupid face. She is not funny and she is not pretty.

>>29710402
but she does everything so quickly, eventually I just wouldn't be able to surprise her any more

>>29710410
Okay so how deep is he in the show?
Is he like us or ponychan?
If he's like ponycanners then there is only one solution

A knife Bring more just in case.

>>29710421
It's the one with the Jack Skellington hat.

And from what I gather he told her about the hat.

>>29710388
MY LITTLE PONY SEASON 2 IS THE MOST IMPORTANT THING TO HAPPEN IN THE HISTORY OF TELEVISION. WE'D BE FOOLS NOT TO BE SITTING IN FRONT OF THE TELEVISION WITH TEETH CLENCHED AND BODY BRACED IN EXCITEMENT FOR HOURS BEFORE THE SHOW COMES ON

>>29710385
what the fuck?

>>29710227
Well yeah. At this time last year, my awareness of MLP fans was 30-YO geek girls comparable to Barbie collectors, and other furries doing anthro G1 MLP. I was disengaging from the furry fandom by that point, neck-deep in /vp/ instead, and fantasizing over Smugleaf and Neopets. I was reading TVTropes and browsing /b/ until 3 in the morning. It was pretty sad.

If you'd told me I'd be looking into a different career to fit my life purpose because of My Little Pony's inspiration and a group of pornhounds on /co/, I'd have said, "Tell me now how to become that person, because I want to be him."

>>29710457
Fuck off, Gilda.

>>29710391
Anything stupider than roleplaying with the reporter?

>>29710458
YOU KNOW WHAT YOU MUST DO

>>29710322

Saya? But, you promised we'd be together forever?

*runs off to cry like a little bitch*

>>29710457
Second.

Pinkie fans just want her for the wild sex. Nobody genuinely likes her in any way. None of the ways, NONE OF THEM.

>>29710420
she's too much for any man, man, Gilgamesh himself would be but a footnote to her unstoppable desires

I love that feel when pinkie...

>>29710446
Thank you.

>>29710411
Nice dubs yourself. Sorry, though, it's sleepy time. I may make this a chain fic thing, where I finish one fic, revise it, post it on dA, and start another fic in celebration.

>>29710496

I seriously hope you're joking.

>>29710486
Nope. Or at least I didn't.

And I seriously doubt anyone else in my group would stoop that low with an actual professional reporter.

Still can't get over that EqD did that

>>29710458
No, you misunderstand. Dash doesn't need to do a song-and-dance to keep Pinkie interested in her (and yes, I mean as a friend and as a gal-pal-buddy, not necessarily shipping.) She just has to be interesting and be what Pinkie's into. Dash doesn't need to dial it up to 11 to keep Pinkie's interest.

For that matter, Pinkie's only ever been shown as hyperactive, not inattentive. If you're her type, chances are you'll stay her type.

Too long, didn't read? Don't oversell yourself to anyone, just keep your interests varied and fresh.

>>29710496
If you truly believe that, then you're a blind person. Possibly stupid, too.

>>29710510
I'm dead serious, brohammed.

>>29710496

>>Implying people don't like Pinkie Pie
>>Implying interest in Pinkie is entirely sexual

>>29710513
wait what? who roleplayed with who? what did they do?

>>29710459
>Okay so how deep is he in the show?
Fanart read as: porn with worldbuilding and whatever on the side.

>Is he like us or ponychan?
Yes.

>>29710529

Well, you're wrong

>>29710496
I like her as a character, I think she's cute and funny
but you're right, the sex would be amazing

>>29710496
no fuckass

the pony we hate this week is rarity

>>29710492
Awwww- wait fuck no!

Spiders aren't allowed to act cute, what are you doing, you should be hidious and terrifying!

>>29710496
i like her because she acts like a classic cartoon character and also if she were my firend in real life she would force me to get out of the house and stop being a dpressy depresserson and start partying

>>29710513

"I'm clopping my hooves together!"

>>29710510
>>29710520
Yeah, everyone knows that it's the quite ones that are the wildest in bed.

>>29710496
> Just want her for the wild sex.

Honestly, party girls give some pretty ho-hum sex. It's the nerds who want to try new things and fool around in fun ways.

Doubly so for lesbians.

Would anyone be so kind as to dump some humanised ponies?

>>29710342
This copypasta?

>>29710515
I totally wouldn't be her type, I couldn't handle the speed she does everything at, it'd just be too tiring.

>>29710546
Both?

>>29710546
Do you have a thinkpad?

Beat him to death with it and then tell /g/ about how you beat a guy to death with a thinkpad.

>>29710553
spiderbros man

derpa

>>29710574

Don't spoiler that

PInkie is hard to please because she demands constant attention, her friends wanted to skip just one party and she went into a crazy funk

>>29710568

Beedrill can attest to that.

>>29710545
Phoe and Terakmity from EqD apparently roleplayed with Jason Thiessen in their skype interview with him.

>>29710388

My excite cannot be done justice by the words of men

>>29710568
not that you really have a choice one way or the other

>>29710596
Hey Nathan, I'm curious as to what they asked you about. Is the interview up yet?

>>29710596

To be honest, I was expecting them to use bronies as usual, but the "ponies" and "hooves" shit? That needs to pls go.

>>29710591
>>29710591

Better safe than sorry.

I still think that this whole thing of liking this show is a massive troll!!

I've watched it and it is nothing special at all. :/

>>29710553
GIVE INTO THE ADORABLE COCAINE ADDICTED ARACHNID!!
SHE HAS NEEDS!

>>29710583
>That feel when rarity probably would do that

>>29710594
oh hey, I remember that pic

>>29710555
>classic cartoon character
>Acts like a kid in desperate need of ritalin and not a suave motherfucker like Bugs Bunny
Fuck off, Pinkie is the worst character on the show, if not the history of cartoons.

>>29710620

Congratulations, you're normal!

lerpa

>>29710569
Pinkie just wants to make you happy, it's what she lives for. She'd do anything to see a smile on your face.

>>29710594

I'm still waiting for next season's episode tackling Pinkie's crippling co-dependence issues.

>>29710620
>Opinions

That's all it is

>Opinions

>>29710553
i have a horrible spider phobia that makes me freak out at even just pics and that gif made me laugh as i watched it over and over.

SPIDER FUCKING LOVES COCAIN

>>29710620

MLP > Dorksters Lab

>>29710645
>Opinions.

>>29710620
oh hey, Action Hank.

>>29710579
Since I'm not accustomed to this show or that site I'm just going to say yeah, both. I'm just going to assume they post on both.

We're not talking constant waifu nonsense, but God help me if I say anything anything other than praise for this show.

>>29710643
and dash's crippling self-confidence issues

>>29710615
All the standard questions. Why Do You Like the Show? How Did You Get Into It? Who Is Your Favorite Pony?

She asked about the meetup stuff too, since that's how she originally found out about it. I made sure to emphasize that the meetups represent only a fraction of the fandom and are a minority.

The article should be in the Saturday issue of the Oregonian (to coincide with the start of s2). I'm getting a copy and will either scan the article somehow or just transcribe it into a doc.

I dropped the "good doesn't have a demographic" line. Bitches love the "good doesn't have a demographic" lie.

>>29710639

oh hey this is pretty coo-

>Apple Bloom as Blossom

CALL A FUCKING AMBULANCE

>>29710629
You mad?

>>29710639
I'm glad you're still around Mutt

>>29710666
I hate this because I know the scout would fuck RD in an instant.

She'd just turn around and he'd be on that.

>>29710675
He sounds like a ponychan fag. You should probably stop hanging out with such an idiot get some better friends who aren't fucking retarded.

>>29710666
SATAN

>>29710689

this

>>29710694
man, who wouldn't

I know I'm probably slowpoking a bit, but that Lauren Faust interview on EQD was pretty good.

>>29710666
Dammit satan

>>29710702
>In which gilda gives advice to people

>>29710629

I fucking love Bugs Bunny. But if I may be so bold, there's nothing wrong with fucking off-the-wall cartoon characters. Just look at the Animaniacs. No, what we really need to deal with are these boring, hum-drum characters that are as dull as watching paint dry. You know, like...

Bugs Bunny

Thanks /co/ now I'm going to have waifu dreams.

>>29710666
>Scout isn't crying as he fucks her.
NICE TRY, SATAN!

>>29710645
but i dont see the point of these threads?
nothing is discussed for more then a couple of replies and the only thing I see is "post you ____ pics" and people using tripcodes.

there is no point of these threads except to regurgitate what was posted in the tread before

I also don't believe that anyone here actually watches the show.
all people seem to have is pics of ponies and the names of the one they like the most no actually thoughts about concepts or ideas in the show.

prove me wrong

>>29710752

U mad?

>>29710641
Dash slinked through the door, teeth on edge, weather foreman jacket nearly in ribbons. She smelled like ozone and singed fur, and more than a little damp. Drips landed on the hard wood floor, a little harder every time she shuddered. Pink eyes tried their damndest to scorch holes in the far side of the living room.

Pinkie gasped, barely eking "Dash, what happ-"

"Get out the butter oil, the gag and The Big Blue One. I'm going to go shower," she bit out, gravel and hellfire. The sky-blue rakehell stomped her way to the shower.

Pinkie's heart raced and she licked her lips. A bad day for Dash was a great day for Pinkie -- The sparkly-pink mare'd work out all the kinks in her wild blue bolt of a wife, she tittered, collecting the whipped cream for good measure ...

>>29710752
>prove me wrong

Try actually reading the threads.

>>29710752
come back saturday morning

>>29710761
He mad.

>>29710752

Considering how long ago new episodes were, it's unsurprising that these threads are a bit circle-jerky. Wait a couple days. Season 2 is nigh.

>>29710639

>>Deflower Luna

Why, boner!? WHY!

>Start waifuing for something
>go with it for a day
>SUDDENLY BEAT THE FIGURATIVE SHIT OUT OF THEM IN MY IMAGINATION
>WHAT NOW TWILIGHT? CAN'T TALK WITH A ROCKET PROPELLED GRENADE IN YOUR MOUTH? OH AND ENJOY READING WITH YOUR EYES IN A BLENDER.
>Imagine this for an hour
>Look at pictures of happy couples
>Problem solved

You guys are small time.

>>29710769
> married lesbian angry hatesex
Bueno.
> ... ponies.
... BUENO.

>>29710771
back to the glory of the threads that occured immediately after the episode was aired

Guys Discord will be revealed in episode two to be Celestia and Luna's father PROVE ME WRONG

>>29710664
overtheline.jpg

>>29710702
Well I like this person, but I wish they wouldn't get upset that I don't enjoy "fanart" of the characters.

>>29710752
It has been several months since the last episode of the last season aired. We pretty much discussed the intricacies of it to death in the ensuing lull. Wait until we have new material to work with.

>>29710752

I in fact get all my screen caps by praying before a small candlelit altar depicting my numerous pony waifus

>>29710769

Goddamit, why i always get a boner with your stuff...

>>29710752
The Drought drove away or kill off all the Show Talkers when there was no more show to talk about.

but A New Pony Rain comes and soon the prophesy return of all the Show Talkers will happen and we will live happy ever after

>>29710824
and then season 2 will end and the cycle will begin anew

>>29710790
waifus are the least of your psychological problems.

>>29710824

hey we still talked about the show.

>>29710811

If you don't like things they do or the way they act around you, maybe you don't actually like them?

The "I like them, but..." fallacy is responsible for nearly 100% of cases of people making themselves miserable being with people that they don't actually like.

>>29710814
Best screencap right here

>>29710752
lurker here. First post in a MLP General.

Compared with the pony threads on /b/, the threads here are amazing.

>>29710769
nope, no boner. but that's to be expected.

>>29710789
...
I heard of getting an ice cream headache.
But this is ridiculous.

JackleApp is my wife.

>>29710845

Oh god why would you preserve that

Why did we do that? The regrets they flow like wine

>>29710770
please redirect me to a serious conversation in this thread.

i will now link to all the posts that contribute nothing except them wanting to post an image and spout nonsense

>>29710024
>>29710030
>>29710043
>>29710074
>>29710144
>>29710167
>>29710167
>>29710167
>>29710170
>>29710170
>>29710170
>>29710254
>>29710287
>>29710307
>>29710322
>>29710346
>>29710374
>>29710420
>>29710440


im bored of this but most of them are people posting images then saying my waif, no my waif

>>29710813
BUT DIDN'T YOU SEE THAT SECRET AWESOME THING

IT'S 10:03 INTO EPISODE 11

I SAW IT AND I WAS LIKE 'HOLY SHIT THEY LET THAT AIR?'

>>29710851
Wasn't going for boner. Just expanding on 'She wants to put a smile back on your face.'

>>29710859
... I love love love AJ / Rarity.

>>29710859

>>29710864

in my defense i had no idea that would catch on

>>29710859

>>29710865

I'm not really interested in arguing or 'proving' anything to you. I come here to discuss the show. That's all.

>>29710865
>Allow me to link the same post multiple times to make my argument not look like I am retarded.

>But it is not very effective.

These brushes are fun but I don't know what I'm gonna do with this.

>>29710847
lol omg y u say dat, /b/ pony is best thread! :3 xD

neway how was ur day? is ur mom still being an mmmmBITCH who likes mmmmBANANAS? lol! :P

>>29710871

I do too. Best ship.

>>29710881

Pizza pony is best pony.

Can somebody make me pine hardcore for a night of laughing and kissing with Twilight? I haven't gotten my waifufagging done for the day.

>>29710871
I double dare you to write that from a straight angle.

>>29710877

None of us did anon, none of us did

>>29710864
Too late for that now. Feeder Bon-bon is best Bon-bon.

>>29710906

>straight

Dude thats so gay, get the fuck out.

>>29710906
Write ... AJ / Rarity straight?

What?

>>29710865
>people aren't being constructive on 4chan
NO FUCKING SHIT

>responding to trolls
WHATEVER MAN

>>29710845

Anyone got that screencap of when that guy was complaining about Squeak saying how are the friendship levels, and then in the exact same second right below that one Squeak posting that exact phrase?

>>29710844
No you don't get it, I like em

Just not when they're in a pony mood


It's like, I like my aunt, but not when she's drunk.

>>29710885
you and everyone else here has discussed nothing.

i will now join you guy

my waif <3
no one is as good as ____ pony
_____ is the best waif

>>29710921
What? No, the Pinkie angle.

>>29710921

Write more lesbian aj/rarity NOW.

>>29710940

____ sucks!

____ is best pony!

>>29710864
>Wine

>>29710946

>>29710915
well, if it's so gay then it should be acceptable here. Considering all the fags here.

>>29710904
Imagine waking up to twilight in bed with you and then the smell hits your nose. Surely, it must have been you, after all you did eat a lot of dinner last night. Before you can think another thought you hear the noise, that ripping, horrendous noise, followed by another wave of the elder stench. Twilight simply looks into your eyes and smirks.

"There's more where that came from"

>>29710940
You're doing it wrong. You need to post pictures, too.

>>29710944
I'll do it while I sleep.

I've had worse plans.

>>29710906
Fucking disgusting man.

>>29710944
NO WRITE ELUSIVE/APPLEJACK

>>29710896

>>29710974

Wat?

>>29710979

Hell no!

>>29710933

Then have a serious discussion with them and let them know that you are not interested in hearing about or discussing My Little Pony. If you are both adults you should be capable of this skill and he should be capable of understanding this and adjusting his behavior appropriately. If not, then he does not respect you or his own conduct and is not worth keeping as a friend. There's really nothing else to say or do about it.

>>29710965

>>29710844
Oh shit. Looks like someone doesn't understand friendship. You don't have to have common interests to be friends with someone.

>>29710978
>overdone joke
>shitty fanfic character

>>29710965
man what

>>29710983
Nigga you gay

Someone should just ship this little flower with everything.

>>29710990

>implying I mentioned interests and not his friend's abrasive, inappropriate behavior

>>29710993

>shitty fanfic

Thems fightin' words son

>>29711003
... BUENO

>>29711003
I would have sex with princess blueblood nonsexually defiling them for all eternity and stripping them of their nobility

>>29710993
>Overdone reaction
>Overdone shitty rebuttal.

>>29710043
good i still figth the urge to draw blood

i have issues...
nah just kidn'

Delicious Flutterass.

>>29710925
there is not being constructive and then there is just repetitive pointlessness that people justify. this is like going on /b/ and posting milhouse over and over

>>29710889
>>29710889
i was trying to highlight the particularly useless posts. like yours

>>29711011

oh boy a chance to post this again!

>>29711003
>implying she doesn't already go well with Elusive

>>29711003

She's so cute.

Probably still a bitch though.

>Playing another driver game? Are you retarded? Only the first driver was good
how wrong i was

>>29711003

Oh shit, when this happend?

>>29711024

moar, but I can't see her anus or vagina

>>29711003

Does rule 63 Blueblood come with a personality inversion too? Like is she a shy noble pony with crippling self esteem issues?

Because otherwise do not want

>>29711020
>reverse psychology

>>29711028
>450k+ words.

>Finds 3 sentences with cringe worthy shit.
Whelp, he won folks, time to burn Kkat at the stake.

is this artist gay for big mac ironically or sincerely?

or is it like some ironically sincere irony several times removed from the original joke, sarcastically.

>>29711048

Dude, enjoy the purity.

>>29711060

hey before i only had the one sentance.

>>29711026
>pic related
again, you're posting on the internet about people doing things you don't like

I think that's a bigger waste of time than anything we could possibly be doing here.

>>29711023
CRIKEY

>>29711038
whatever

>>29711050
Oh of course not.
She is the same Pain the in the ass higher then thou Blueblood.
Just...funner now.

>>29710987
Fair enough.

Still, I wish they could have chosen something whose characters donn't actively annoy me; something like Homestuck.

But then again they'd probably be bugging me to watch stuff and whatnot about that, too.

>>29711070

Hey.

It was time to stop replying, you retard.

>>29711060

This. 3 intolerable sentences, and yes I grant they are just that, out of 450k words is nothing. I simply burned them from my mind with abusive overdrinking and carried right on

Since we're nearing the end of hiat-HAMBURGER TIME, let's take this time to reflect.

What pony content have you enjoyed over these past few months? Which have you frankly not enjoyed? And most importantly, who's ready for more pony?

>>29711061
Netherlips I...

>>29711081
>because vaginas

>>29711088
I have enjoyed the cute pictures and not enjoyed the weird porn of cartoon horse things that actually look more like cats 70% of the time

>>29711083
But... but...

...

okay...

>>29711046

Favorite Scootabuse Ever.

>>29711094
>Record scratch.
Wait...
>Vaginas
>(s)
Holy shit.

>>29711086
>>29711060

>compromising on fanfiction

look guys, i haven't read any F:E, but if the writing is at all consistent with those sentences then the other 450K words are seriously not worth reading.

>>29711107
awww hells yeah. I laughed heartily. Scoots must be made of marshmellow or chicken skins.

>>29711115

>450k words

It's an alright story but fanfiction just should not be this long.

>>29711115
Except it isn't.
And some of us look at literature like cocaine.

>>29711115

Its not. Which is why he only has 3 sentences out of 450 thousand plus words. They are particularly cringe worthy though, nobody denies that.

I wonder if ponies have hipsters?

>>29711028

Are those three one after the other?

Cause if they are I think we're being trolled.

>>29711107

I only like this because of the marshmellowy scoot

>>29711139

i only have 3 because i'm not devoting much time to it.

hell, I guess I should put a little more effort into it.

>>29711144

no, they're not

>>29711028

Just to compare, here's the laundry list we came up with for Past Sins.

>>29711144
They aren't. The second and third are only a few paragraphs apart, but the first is at least a dozen chapters earlier.

>>29711132
WE CAN ONLY KILL PONIES SO FAST, MAN!

But seriously, this is probably why making a fic out of a game with sandbox qualities, and taking parts from ALL THE GAMES may be a bad idea.

It has more words then the LotR trilogy. But why can't I stop.

Stop arguing about fanfiction.

>>29711168
this please

>>29711048
ponies don't have vagina or anus, try watching the show sometime

>>29711168

Okay, I'll go back to putting ponies in ovens.

>>29711168
>guys only talk about what i like

>>29711168

>>29711143
We never see them

Getting screen time is too mainstream

>>29711167

>immense length

Some chicks dig that though, man.

And by chicks I mean people that like reading in general.

>>29711176

Human AJ time? Bueno.

>>29711193
>>29711194
Hey guys, how are you doing? Can we play or discuss my story?

>>29711207

Very well.

>>29711214

Sure, why not!

After all, we just love talking about FANFICTION, don't we?

>>29711214

Slowly uncovered, from a shallow grave of amber leaves
Wind blows revealing a frozen tear upon my face
Black crows are guarding, a grave up to now that's had no name,
It's almost like they knew this could never be my resting place
Cause I see your life, through bloodshot eyes
The smile you see, not the pain it hides
Trust the fool, he'll never shine like a firefly

>>29711189
That won't end well

>>29711207
GODDAMNIT YOU SHIT! I JUST QUEUED THAT UP TO POST AND THEN YOU POST IT!

FUCK!

>>29711214

Oh, I been waiting for you to come back, little one.

>>29711243

Va-va-va-voom!

>>29711189

This reminds me of the second fic I wrote.

Oh man did that blow ass.

>>29711070
not really cause im gonna do this once then get bored of arguing with trolls.
these troll thread just seam to go on and on and on and on

Much better.

>>29711257

I remember. I requested it. Ah, precious memories.

>>29711227
Oh man, that's adorable. How did I not have this image yet?

>>29711239
>The other, ironically white meat.
>OC it's whats for dinner.

Please be careful on your choice of OC meats, some have been found tofilled with lead, made out of complete shit, halfassed stories or irradiated, please consult your doctor if mild death ensues after OC consumption. OC's are not ment to diagnose, treat or prevent any disease.

I read that Past Sins compilation pic every time it gets posted, and it never fails to make me smile.

do you think we can convince the writer of past sins to do a sequel about baby discord?

>>29711286
She JUST posted it and it showed up in #MyLittleComrade so I came to see if anyone had posted it yet....

Anyway, more AJ because she's a silly human.

>>29711303
NO
we have a talented writefag her to do that.

>>29711307
Oh. Well, in that case, thanks for posting it.

>>29711294

...So you're saying I should eat Little Pip instead?

In F:E that pony says brony to his actual brother, right?

>>29711330
np we can always use more pinkie!!!!

I don't think AJ would have put up with gilda's bullshit.

much as i hate to say it, gilda would have gotten bucked right in the teeth.

Gilda has teeth.

>>29711332

She counts as irradiated, didn't you read the warning label?

>>29711336

I do believe that is the proper context of that sentence, yes.

>>29711332
What did JUST he say about eating OCs full of shit?

>>29711336
Yes...he does.
I think the author was going. "Hey look, it can be used normally!"
But it can't

>>29711336

Older brother yep

>>29711350
That lead counteracts it?
China keeps sending us lead toys, it cannot be all that bad!

>>29711345

Alright, there's got to be an OC that's safe. What about this one, she looks plump and tasty.

>>29711281

<3

>>29711367

There is always pizza pony and coleslaw pony, they get posted alot. Seems to be their fate

sleepy-lestia?

>>29711367
>THE FUCKING CHERNOBYL OC BABY
FUCK
ALL THE DEFCONS!

>>29711392

That picture makes me sad.

>>29711396

whoa what?! i have never seen coleslaw pony

someone post?

>>29711407
it's disgusting.

>>29711407

I wish I saved her. Her front legs are kinda mangled but she is drooling and its strangely adorable

>>29711413

Sir, I am unable to be disgusted by anything anymore.

>>29711407
IMAGE LIMIT. I'll post next thread.

>>29711332
I would eat a Littlepip sexually

>>29711396

Well, I do like Pizza. Okay, I guess we could give it a try!

We can keep Nyx on the spit though, right?

>>29711401
No seriously, this thing is toxic I think.
Isn't this a baby formed from the cupcakes sequel fic where Pinkie resurrects Dash as a cyborg, Dash blinds Pinkie as she exercises the demon that made her bad and they fucked and had that thing?

>>29711453

whatthefuckamireading.jpg

>>29711435
by force, of course

>>29711438
pacce has the weirdest fetishes

>>29711457
What happens when Ponychan gets mad enough at Cupcakes to go full Sonic fandom my friend.

>>29711435
>>29711460

That's funny. I would eat Nyx non-sexually. You know, like, in a sandwich.

Alicorns are tasty.

>>29711453
I wish it was a fic, for now it's just an awesome idea with a few fanarts

>>29711438
Stop being adorable Derpy...
You...f-fuck...
I don't like where this goes.

>>29711442

You don't wan't to eat nyx

faceless has made her pretty nasty

>>29711453

Well, one of the babies is formed by dark science. I think the other one is created through the sheer force of Lesbian Sex.

What the fuck am I reading, indeed!

>>29711492
wrong kind of spitroast, anon

she likes this type

>>29711492

Is there any character, both canon and non-canon, that Faceless hasn't written about having sex with?

>>29711460
>Implying I'm not a sexy mare or zebra
you're right I'm a griffon

>>29711513
I may regret this but.
Littlepip.

>>29711513
BITCH MAKE A THREAD NOW

>>29711513
he hasn't touched any F: E

>>29711528

I didn't hear "please"...

>>29711524
>she's mellowed out on dudes and has become bi-curious

>>29711539
PLEASE YOU GODDAMN SHIP-LOVING ASSHOLE. FUCK.

>>29711542
She has visited the memories of enough guys to still be scared of dicks.
Still waiting for her to find a random memory orb of a male raping some chick, traumatizing her.

>>29711559
I don't care, I just want Pip rammed with cock. Even that tentacle beast penetrating her would suffice.

http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/thatguywiththeglasses/ask-thatguy/32441-episode-63

GENTLEMEN
IT BEGINS

HE FINALLY DID IT

>>29711577
>>29711577
>>29711577
>>29711577
>>29711577
>>29711577

NEW THREAD!