>>29708056

I also advocate Derpy X Stephen Magnet shipping. And I am an official sort of woman.

I would like to see more bad dragons.

>>29708053

I love the red dragon, i hope he come back.

I'd settle for having a dragon other than Spike who isn't a dick.

Rarity turns into a pony-sized dragon.

Spike asks her out and she rejects him.

He doesn't show up for the next two episodes.

Well, whatever sort of dragons we see next, the episodes including them are certainly going to be the bee's knees, right?

>>29708170

>>29708170
>>29708183
Within the same minute.

>>29708163
I'm stoked for it.

>>29708170
>>29708183
Hey, what do you know?

Spike goes through a magically induced growth spurt, but his new size wrecks the place. So he goes away, only to come back to save them from an evil dragon but gets reduced to back to normal size. Blah blah blah lesson to Celestia blah blah about growing up to fast blah blah blah enjoy being a kid blah blah blah.

>>29708170
>>29708183
fuck your marker in 10 seconds flat

Saw this on Ponibooru and wondered if this was the first time Snails was shown from behind. I don't think I've ever seen how his hair fit together before.

In before no one else cares.

>>29708121
>>29708121
>>29708121

Actually, season 2 will feature an episode with him. His gaseous emissions are sickening local townspeople, so Applejack has to go inside the dragon's body to see what's wrong. She travels all through his digestive system, only to find the source:

Spike. Spike was in the dragon's uterus all along.

>>29708121

>>29708211

saw it coming

>>29708207
I am getting the weirdest deja vu.

I know i've seen this post before. I know it.

>>29708207

>the most canon ship.png

>>29708190
>>29708193
>>29708203
Isaac still holds the record at two post numbers after the marker.

'Pinkie Fan' holds the record of posting 'NEXT POST IS MARKER' successfully at least a dozen times.

I hope they use the Show Stoppers montage music in every episode forever.

>>29708235
>the most canon ship

I don't think so, hombre.

>>29708243
...Oh my god did Fluffy make this?

>>29708260

Deal w/ it

>>29708262
Yes. It's one of my favorite creations of his. It was so out of the blue, it caught me majorly off guard.

>>29708207
Why does this bring Sheldon to mind? Their hair is nothing alike!

>>29708207
I'm more interested in how Snails x Twist is now canon.

>>29708260
Maybe not the most canonical, but it's no longer in crack ship territory.

What kind of a pony has a snail as a cutie mark anyways?

>>29708260
I'm afraid you're mistaken

>>29708348

That ship doesn't have nearly enough art!

It needs more!

>>29708347
a french chef pony

>>29708326
Basically they just stuck the two least-favorite ponies together into an "unwanted pony" ship.

>>29708326
I fail to see how two ponies standing next to each other, in a class of fewer than a dozen ponies no less, could even come close to mean the two are even friends.

>>29708260
It is impossible not to like Lyra and Bon Bon.

Even if Lyra is a thread pirate that captures every single background pony thread as a prize.

>>29708377
welcome to the fandom, you must be new here

>>29708372

>Implying it's not awesome and cute as fuck

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KbDV1afDSn0

kidships are the best not like that you fucking pedophile

>>29708377
the magic of shipping

>>29708377

We're being tongue-in-cheek, you doofus.

>>29708369
AGREE 100%

>>>29706808

sneek peek at Luna and Nyx together again

>>29708393
Never said I didn't like it.
I actually try and find something worthwhile about all of the cast. Even Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon.

Rathlos and other monsters from Monster hunter are going to invade Equistria.
How long till all the ponies are devoured?

>>29708377
Snips and Snails are best friends. By all logic they should be standing right next to each other.

But Twist is there. In the middle.

Incidentally showing Snips alongside the other kids his age REALLY emphasizes how short he really is. He is dwarfed by Apple Bloom.

>>29708412
My 4chanx is calling you a liar.

Do equestrian ponies have the same strong body odor as normal ponies or do their hygienic habits and smaller forms decrease that?

Is Pacce here? I was gonne finish his picture in a stream.
Should I stream anyway until he shows up?

>>29708405
Stop being such an asshole, asshole.

>>29708434

Yes.

>>29708372
I can't fucking go to bed, Snails pics oh my gosh

>>29708429

I'm pretty sure they have about as good hygiene as us.

>>29708434
Yes.

I'm already there.

>>29708434
Might as well, Goggles. If we run across him in here, we'll send him your way.

>>29708441

Fuck you nigger faggot.

>>29708449
Do more Snist, please.

>>29708053
Dragons? Neat.

'Sup, ponydom?

>>29708405
I don't think everyone is though, you dodo.

>>29708377
Leth, your lack of desire for shipping is why I like you. Please stay that way.

>>29708460
Sorry, I'm not FacelessJr.

Alright then.
www.livestream.com/goggle

>>29708424

It's broke then try again idiot, the season two sneak peak is also in that post but you can't show video on 4chan so even 4chan x would miss it

>>29708387
Please don't say that, because I don't like it. No, seriously, I just don't.

This is not the cue for a flood of Lyra/Bon Bon pics

>>29708369

It really does need more.

>>29708412
>Nyx

as i was saying before.

the cowgirl pony was getting her ass fucked in by the fancy pony. i dunno how to spell thier names, bite me.

then the pink one and the shy one decided to dp twighlight sparkle and fill her pony uterus with gallons of their pony semen at once while plowing her ass full of pony nut. the shy one was on top btw.

the rainbow was left alone, fainted after being filled to the brim with the shy one's juices. ah, she's okay, hell, she'd be up in a minute ready to join them. all in all, that was an awesome fantasy~

>>29708453

>ponies having the hygiene of an anon

>>29708465
>You will never ride in a car across the desert with eight of your best friends with guns.

>>29708493
>trying to hard

>>29708502

I meant humans us, not anonymous us

>>29708493
Since you are awaiting some reaction, I'll give you one:

Cool story bro.

>A JURAYGON? GAAAAAAAAHHHH!

>>29708493

Why the fuck are you still posting

Why no love for Snips anyway? Is it because he looks like Pee Wee Harris?

>>29708470
Leth doesn't like shipping because of the possibility that someone will pair Twilight Sparkle with anybody but himself.

>>29708466
So where is all the Scootaloo is a dodo art anyways, it's been like over a day now.

>>29708419
>>29708449
>Twails
ONOMATOPOEIA FOR HEART ATTACK

>>29708485

Too forced?

>>29708506
> You will never know the weight of Twilight Sparkle's head in the crook of your arm after a long night of astronomy, or the curious whispery snore she makes through her nose.

>>29708348
>>29708369
>>29708486

Awwww, I've never noticed these two, They're adorable.
Have they got names yet?

>>29708465
FINISH THE FUCKING FICS

ITS BEEN THREE MONTHS HOLY SHIT

HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE TO WRITE A SINGLE SOLO SCENE

>>29708538

Daisy and Colton.

>>29708523
I believe this is accurate.

>>29708516
Fluttershy's only cute when she's afraid

>>29708537

Fuck you.

>>29708542
Oh, those? Hmm.

I think I know what I'll be writing after the tailgating party this weekend.

>>29708348
So are they like the Lyra/BonBon but hetero? Hmm, interesting...

>wake up
>read Lauren Faust interview

She used to love us...Fucking ponychan getting all the attention.

>>29708537
I cannot into feelings about twilight.

>>29708570

faust interview? where?

>>29708523
I don't know, very, very, very occasionally I'll find something cute or endearing about 'shipping'.

But it's mostly just way too forced.

>>29708484

>>29708553
I think she's cute when she is enraged. Or happy. Or anything.
>>29708570
What interview?

>>29708577

>>29708544

Sir Colton Vines the Third nigga that his name.

>>29708538

The yellow guy has been Sir Colton Vines III since I made the very first background pony wall way the heck back.. like forever ago. Almost immediately after Dragonshy first aired I think. Anon proposed the name.

Daisy has been named in Dialogue, so she is canon. Got her name in Bridle Gossip.

This was the second version of the wall, hes on the bottom.

>>29708583
Equestria Daily. Front page.

>>29708567
Eww... Heterosexual...

>mfw s2 premier is at 9am saturday, 8am my time
>mfw i'd need to get up early to get the stream ready
>mfw i need to wake up at 7:30am on a SATURDAY

I'VE LOST CONTROL OF MY LIFE

>>29708570

Hey if that's where she wants to hang out there's nothing we can really do to change that.

>>29708587
Just dashing you, Josh.

>>29708591
>>29708583
http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/09/exclusive-season-1-retrospective.html

>>29708588
We don't really care what Roasted Bread has to say on most anything, I'm afraid.

>>29708518
Snips is fat, short, and annoying. He will never escape the brand of "worst pony ever"

>>29708594

Sorry.

Daisy and SIR COLTON VINES THE THIRD.

>>29708537
Hey there, long time no see. No longer unemployed, I once again have drinking money. We'll see where that takes us.

>>29708542
Dumb question, did you mean the Luna/Celestia, the Fluttershy solo, or the Pinkie Pie solo?

>>29708544
>>29708544

Cute, but just a thought. Wouldn't Concord make more sense for the stallion of the pair? The name Colton has nothing to do with grapes.

>>29708609
I'll be getting up at 5:30, it's fuckin happening man. season 2 ponies is a saturday morning cartoon, I should buy some sugary cereal tomorrow

Man, why did I never find these tumblr thingies before.

They're quite entertaining and amusing.

Though the salacious content seems to be quite prevalent...

>>29708612
Too bad my name isn't Josh, or that would have been spooky.

>>29708609

Cool story bro, i have to wake up at 5.30...

>>29708609

I've been getting up early all this week in preparation for Saturday. My body is trained and ready for ponies.

>>29708633

Its not actually Colton.

Its "Colton Vines III" which came from a Joke anon made in the thread at the time, and the fact he seemed to be a smug pony for the 2 second we saw him in Dragonshy.

>>29708655
...Wait, what? It was a reference to Gilda.

>>29708537
>Twilight snores

Fuck that shit, putting up a horn would be a bad enough sleeping hazard, but I'm not listening to snoring to boot

>>29708645
...It's the internet. Porn is its bread and butter. In fact, I am sure there is Bread/Butter porn somewhere in the internet.

>>29708677

She doesn't snore.
She's a mouthbreather.

>>29708631

>Luna/Celestia

Oh my! I need this!

>>29708622
>>29708596
>>29708594

Oh, that makes more sense than.

That name is awesome.

>>29708607

DAT ASS

>>29708677
I'm thinking it's like a half-twitter, not a super-snore. Spike snores. Applejack snores. Rarity has terrible sleep apnea and just stops breathing sometimes during sleep, Jesus Christ does it upset Applejack.

>>29708609
I've got my alarm ready to get up at 5:30. Earlier than I get up on the weekdays for work. I can't decide if I should

A) Just not sleep
B) Go to bed early
or
C) Sleep normal, watch pony, and nap later in the day.

>>29708609
I really really hope Hub starts replaying episodes later on saturdays. I hate getting up early on days off

>>29708677
>Not concerned about sleep bucking.
It's all fun and games Applejack fractures your femur in the middle of the night.

I love Lyra/Bonbon to death but I will say it does happen very frequently

>>29708631
Pinkie solo. It was the first on your list.

>>29708703
You're trolling right

>>29708570
Maybe she still lurks around here...maybe she is here now...
I mean they aren't allowed to discuss about the new episodes on ponychan without spoilers for everything for two weeks.
Maybe she will come back...

>>29708725
Okie dokie lokie.

>>29708658
I'll be sleeping all afternoon and waking up just before Jesus' stream, after watching that I'll marathon season 1 finishing up just before the premiere of season 2.

>>29708705

>does it upset Applejack.

Mother of god, tell me you are shipping AJ and Rarity.

>>29708524

>>29708705

Stop making me have feelings about ponies. I fucking mean it. Stop. I am dead serious about this.

>>29708708
>Sleep normal
>Wake up
>watch pony
>Power through the day, go to bed early, wake up at sunset from that point onwards

>>29708743

Ha!

>>29708735
Chistery ships AJ / Rarity, but Chistery never does anything that isn't dicking around, wasting time, or drinking heavily and carpetbombing us all with terrible sad feelings.

>>29708743
Didn't take long for that to happen.

>>29708727

Why would you ask that bro?

>>29708743

Whoa I laughed way harder at this than I should have, good show

>>29708748
>wake up at sunset

That... would be going to bed a little too early.

>>29708759

Im crushed right now, like fo real.

The show will air at 4 PM here and during the first season it was at 8:30 PM.
It was good.

Still I barely sleep more then 6 hours so it doesn't matter if it airs at 3 in the morning I could still watch it.


Dear god what have I become?

>>29708766
Because youkai moe and drunken dorf are the worst touhous and rainbow dash is the worst pony.

Also sexual comments about on-model art.

>>29708434
I'm here!
Stream away!

>>29708787
I have no feelings.

>>29708516
Does anyone have that pic of Fluttershy saying 'Drayguns'?

Also does she really say it like that in the episode? I need to rewatch it.

>>29708787
> sadpinkie.jpg

You. Yes you. GET THE FUCK OUT.

>>29708784
>He doesn't go to bed before moonrise and wake up with the sun

You're missing out bro.

It's MAXIMUM DAYLIGHT.

Whether Lauren still lurks here or not, I really doubt she's ever going to come out and announce it at this point. Just remember that she may be posting anonymously (which could still be with a name or a trip, you don't know her) and may find what you say and do hilarious and/or shocking, and she wouldn't come here if she didn't want to.

>>29708801

I was like you man, fucking ponies give me feelings, feels weird.

>>29708660

no that fanfic ships Pinkie and Celestia which would never happen IRL

guys, you may know me from /mu/, but those faggots had a that feel when thread and told me that I was shit, so I came here and now I feel like a pony
what do?

>>29708801

Maybe you'll rediscover them after the new episode

>>29708817
I'm Lauren Faust and I'm the one who always asks you guys about your waifus and hugging preferences.

>>29708814
But if I wake up at sunset, I'd miss the majority of the daylight.

>>29708838

For some reason this made me smile.

>>29708812
Look. Nothing came of it. She doesn't even bring it up! Can't you let it go?

>>29708743
Bueno.

>>29708817
If you say so...LAUREN

Man I remember when someone pretended to be Lauren and the next comments were SHUT THE FUCK UP GUYS AND BEHAVE...Then the other 2 or 3 Laurens came...

>>29708507
well hell, i thought i wasn't the only one here that looked at the ponys that way...

jeez /co/, don't tell me you watch this show for the girly shit, and not the drama and crazy antics the ponys go through. i'm half way through ep. 3 and from what im seeing it's semi-action and dramatic but at the same time oh so fluffy and magical.

i like the show so far /co/, im not going to lie. it has it's peke. but, jeez, im a action kill kill kill grimdark type person, i like guts and batman. ponys are okay...it's just...i feel like...you guys are acting a little to...ya know...gay for ponys.

>>29708851
What the who?

>>29708845
s/sunset/sunrise/g

derp

>>29708838
This is so plausible that it's unsettling

Okay guys, be honest.

Who here thinks that, the night before the season opener, they'll be unable to get to sleep? Like, the night of Christmas Eve where you lay in bed for hours on end, too excited to drift off?

>>29708838

Why do I get the unshakable feeling that this is 100% legit?

>>29708907
Not me.

>>29708867
>i'm half way through ep. 3
>already dreams of pony sex

>>29708867
I watch it for the drama and antics.

Also some of the ponies are cool. Just look at scootaloo.

MORE LIKE SCOOTAWESOME

>>29708920
you fucking liar

>>29708907
I hope not, I work at 4am that morning.

>>29708743
Her special talent it turns out it getting caught in jet engines.

>>29708838

Twilight.

To both of those things.

>>29708907
I'm more worried I'll oversleep and hit my snooze button

>>29708867
>kill kill kill grimdark
>batman
Hahahaha. Nice one.

>>29708907

Pfft. I won't be sleeping, period. Fuck getting up at 6 am, I'm just gonna stay up all night, watch the premier, stick around /co/ for roughly an hour, then head to bed.

>>29708907
I'm gonna have to get it online, I have Family Business all Saturday.

I prefer hugging Twilight, she probably smells like her favorite lavender soap and lots of old books and strong coffee. Perfect for cuddling with!

>>29708907
And so half of you guys will sleep during the premiere.
Ahaha the GMT master race doesn't have to worry about this

So...realistically, how soon can I expect download links? There is no possible way in Australia, with my connection, that I'll be able to watch it streaming.

A day? A day and a half?

>>29708937
>implying dodos could fly at all

Unless the engines are at ground level, I don't think this works.

>>29708907
I'm going to tire myself out with a fapping marathon first.

Oh yeah.

>>29708973
Mentos said he'll be releasing them the afternoon they air.

I'll be uploading to youtube as soon as I get it downloaded.

>>29708973
HD rips between 12 and 36 hours if TrollHD doesn't miss it.
It'll be on YouTube in 30 minutes in stream recording quality, in 2 hours in acceptable quality.

I'm worried about over sleeping so I'm probably just gonna power through the night and hang out in the general. Fuck sleep, it's fuckin pony time.

>>29708609
is that a heart made of pink dinosaurs?
stop posting adorable things, dinofag

>>29708867
Nobody says you can't like both Berserk and ponies, but it's hard to take the "action" scenes seriously when they star cartoony ponies

>One day 6 hours
So... what if Discord tries to turn Celestia into a tyrant?

What would her corrupted form be called?

>>29708516
AHA FUCKING FOUND IT

Does she really say it this way?

>>29709009
NIGHTMARELESTIA

>>29709009

No he is not doing that.

Corona Blaze.

>>29709009
Who the fuck is Discord?

Wait. Wait. Don't want to know. It's another fanon character thing, right?

I gave up on fanon ponies after I tried to read The Ballad Of Bullet Sponge.

>>29708988
>>29708990
Oh. My laptop can't handle HD anyway, so...that's much faster than I expected. Thanks a lot!

Oh boy oh boy I can't wait for Sunday.

When does the new season start?

>>29708994
Yeah I hope the threads are buzzing tomorrow night too.

>>29708964
She seems like a talker, though. I dislike talk during cuddletime. Now, Fluttershy, she seems like she'd be the perfect cuddler. The kind you just can't get to let go, and eventually falls asleep in your arms. And in a considerate position, too. Not the kind that ends up with your arms pinned and falling asleep.

>>29709030

Get out of here if you don't want spoilers.

>>29708988
Oh? Care to give a link to your YT channel? I'd like to sub ya so I can watch ponies there since I'll be missing the premiere.

>>29709030
Chistery wth you've been living under a rock?

>>29709030
season 2 preview clip
http://www.wired.com/underwire/2011/09/my-little-pony-season-two-clip/

>>29709030
>Who the fuck is Discord
ho boy.
http://www.derpyhoovescentral.com/2011/09/season-two-preview.html
http://www.derpyhoovescentral.com/2011/09/season-2-clip-featuring-cmc.html

>>29709030

He is the villian of the new season girl.

When do the new episodes air?
Who will have them up on youtube?

Every time in my life I've attempted to stay up late for to not miss something, I've crashed before it happened.

I'm just going to go to sleep like normal and set a bunch of alarms.

>>29709009
She turns into a literal troll.

>>29708973
By NOT being an Ausfailian (sorry), I have evaded the crappy bandwith problem... Only to find myself in a situation in which I have no recollection of having any streams in my bookmarks. And this scares and horrifies me greatly.

I beg of your assistance in acquiring a decent link to a decent stream considering the newest season of marshmellow ponies.

>>29709030

are you fucking serious?!

you fucking /b/ faggots don't even like the show

>>29708964
>she probably smells like her favorite lavender soap and lots of old books and strong coffee. Perfect for cuddling with!
cuddleboner activated

>>29709030
Discord is the villain in the new episode

>>29709030
so you can't finish your terrible writing, and you don't know who discord is... are you from ponychan?

>>29709043
The playlist with my uploads is in the linkboard.

YOU KNOW WHAT FAGGOTS? FUCK YOU! YEAH THAT'S RIGHT, YOU GOD DAMNED WHORES, I SAID IT! IT'S CUNTS LIKE YOU WHO MAKE GUYS LIKE ME THE WAY HE IS, A COMPLETE AND UTTER FUCKING PUSSY! I CAN'T STAND PONIES LIKE YOU! A GUY COMES UP AND SHOWS INTEREST IN YOU AND YOU JUST BRUSH HIM OFF BECAUSE YOU THINK HE'S BEING PERVERTED AND THEN WHEN HE GOES OFF TO START A CONVERSATION WITH SOMEONE ELSE AND YOU GET ALL OFFENDED AND DEFENSIVE THINKING "WHY IS HE TALKING TO US?" AND THEN YOU AIM THAT JEALOUSY MORE AT ME AND YOU CONFUSE HIM EVEN MORE! GODDAMN YOU FAGGOTS, AND IF THAT DOESN'T MAKE THINGS WORSE ME HAS GENUINE ACCIDENTS THAT END UP IN HILARIOUS SITUATIONS AND YOU FUCKING BUTT IN AND PUNCH HIM OR GIVE HIM SOME UNDUE SHIT. I KNOW YOU MARRIED HIM AT THE END OF THE SERIES BUT I HOPE ME WAKES UP ONE DAY FUCKING TIRED OF YOUR BULLSHIT AND LEAVES YOUR BITCH ASS HAVING TO TURN TRICKS TO PAY OFF STUDENT LOANS AT NIGERVILE U WHILE HE’S RUN OFF HAVING A THREESOME WITH PINKY PIE AND THE PURPLE ONE, AND HELL I BET HUMAN FLUTERSHY AND FUCKING RARITY WILL BE THERE SINCE YOU KEPT FUCKING UP THEIR CHANCES WITH ME. HAVE FUN GIVING HAND JOBS BEHIND THE MODS 7-11 DURING THE DAY AND CRYING YOURSELF TO SLEEP AT NIGHT KNOWING THAT THE ONE TRUE MAN YOU EVER LOVED, OR FOR THAT MATTER EVER TRULY LOVED YOU NO MATTER HOW SHORT A TIME IT WAS, IS GONE AND YOU WILL DIE ALONE! AND WHEN DEATH COMES BREATHING DOWN YOUR FUCKING NECK, YOU CUM GUZZLING DUMPSTER WHORE, I HOPE THE GRIM REAPER TAKES YOU SCREAMING AND PLEADING TO THE VERY DARKEST BLACKEST DEPTHS OF THE HELL YOU CREATED FOR YOURSELF AND YOU SAMPLE THE TORMENT YOU PUT ME THROUGH FOR ALL ETERNITY!

>>29709043
http://www.youtube.com/user/darksaber64x

>>29709032
Bitch my six year old thinkpad can handle 1080p coalgirls rips in fucking vlc

What are you on, an apple powerbook?

>>29709030
>The Ballad Of Bullet Sponge.
I laughed harder then I should have.

>>29709077
Ah, of course... Thank ya.

>>29708570
I just read into it that she was amazed that sites that got a fair amount of traffic that were dedicated to the show were popping up.

>>29709078

>>29708907
hnng Flutterdance

Well it's two in the morning now, I don't sleep until five anyway. I'll prolly stay up tonight, sure

>>29709078

Too long. Didn't read.

>>29709078

>>29709082
Thank ya, too, anon.

>>29709030
So I take it Fallout Equestria didn't do it for ya?

>>29709078

what

>>29709097
I don't handle technology well, I'm ashamed to say. It CAN run 1080p in MPCHC, but I'm running the risk of it suddenly crashing. Also I prefer 480p (my eyes aren't good enough to tell the difference past 480p).

It's a 3-year-old Dell with Vista.

>>29709074
Nah, I just have class, work, and grad school apps to worry about.

As for living under a rock, well, I unsubscribed to a whole mess of MLP blogs, EQD included. Discord looks pretty boss.

>>29709078
go away karakt

nobody gives a flying shit

i mean really if we were monkeys we wouldnt care enough to throw our shit at you

that is how little your post matters right now

ponies.

The funniest part is the "idort" image.

>>29709030
chistery doesn't actually watch the show, surprise surprise.

lord knows we need another writefag attention whore

>The Ballad of Bullet Sponge

I am now calling it this from now on

>>29709144

He is very cool, i feel bad he is going to die in the second episode.

>>29709138
>Vista
>Risk of crashing

Eyup.

Install windows 7/8/Ubuntu/buy a mac they just work.

>chistery derail

Is there any porn of bulletsponge?

(Requested in previous thread.)

By all accounts, the dragon's fury was contained to one of the outlying housing complexes of Cloudsdale.

Nobody knows what drew the beast to the apartments, since all but two ponies perished, and one of them was a week-old foal. The other, a flight student named Fluttershy who had just gotten her primaries, was nearly catatonic from the trauma. She winced whenever she was touched, and never made eye contact with any other pony.

The situation was difficult for Fluttershy's foster parents. She ate and slept, but she did little else. They despaired of her ever finding her cutie mark, hoping that she would at least be able to hold down some menial job and not require total care for the rest of her life. Nothing anyone said to her got any reaction at all, not even the antics of her foster sister, another orphan named Rainbow Dash.

The two of them were rarely seen apart. Rainbow Dash would protect Fluttershy from bullies, even though the traumatized yellow pegasus was clearly a year older. They preened each other, like any intimately close pair of pegasi, and Rainbow Dash would talk enough for the both of them.

Yet Fluttershy never said a word.

>>29709190

>>29709188
>Newfaggotry everywhere.
Just another day in the general.

>>29709078
god, I was just in /mu/ and he posted the exact same thing.

>>29709164

no one from /b/ watches the show.

they just like being part of a group.

>>29709190

Other than that calamity picture pacce asked for, I can't say I've seen any.

>>29709190
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>29709202
>/b/

>>29709138
>I'm running the risk of it suddenly crashing
Sounds horrid. Is it overheating? You should clean some dust out of the case.

>>29709190
Plenty.
If you are into erotic fiction about hot projectiles forcing themselves on a filly.
The whole story is a fucking massive boner fest.

>>29709144
His voice actor is John di Lance. The character is pretty goddamn close to being Q in chimera form.

>>29709138
I'd help you but I have this horrid feeling that your computer is filled with spyware and browser toolbars

Hellooooo?
When do the new episodes air?
Who will have them up on youtube?

>>29709164
> Doesn't watch the show

I watch it, I haven't seen the new clips. Or, y'know, season two. Since it hasn't been out yet.

>>29709202
Nah, I don't go to /b/, never been in /b/ threads. Just not worth the hassle or HURR DURR.

PS - HOLY SHIT THAT VOICE ACTOR IS 'Q' FROM STAR TREK I AM NOW 110% EXCITED ABOUT DISCORD.

>>29709244
new eps on sat

youtube shortly after

>>29709247

wait seriously?

nevermind I must have you mistaken for someone else.

>>29709247
> Hasn't watches season two yet.

>>29709164
hey guys, was someone talking about me?

>>29709247
>excited for Discord
Welcome to the club
Meanwhile EqD and Ponychan bitch about him

>>29709244
Saturday mornings, 9 AM eastern, 6 Pacific.

Low quality rips will be on youtube in hours, high qualities will take at least half a day.

>>29709174
Refer to the 'don't handle technology well' part.

No, seriously, technology is my bane. Thanks anyways.

>>29709224
...Maybe? I don't know. By 'crash' I mean everything just stopped. It doesn't go Blue Screen of Death, just stopped.

>>29709241
Hahaha, don't worry, I never install toolbars at all. Except maybe for yahoomail in Firefox, which I rarely use anymore. Have no idea about spyware though.

>>29709264
>Meanwhile EqD and Ponychan bitch about him
wut.
Come on! He's awesome so far. His voice is so... silky.

>>29709261
Oh fuck wheres the spray bottle.
BACK!
*Fsk*
BACK!
*Fsk*

>>29709261

That is not your trip nigga.

>>29709261
So the rumors about you quitting the fandom to have a tryst with nathan weren't true after all

>>29709022
I am honestly surprised that people still post this. Oh the memories this brings back when I drew that in late December/early January.

>>29709247

>He hasn't seen the new clips

>>29709270
>Stops

Like

Turns off?

>>29709294
I think that was the joke.

>>29708928
if you haven't guessed yet

im a pervert. also, just look at dem hips, thighs and waist DAMN ponies be sitting up there. i-i can't help it, im a 19 year old virgin, i need to update my spank bank every new series dammit.

and FUCK i'll admit it

these ponies are damn cute when serious.

>>29709240
>>29709247
>>29709264

Does anyone else think Discord is the best possible outcome for S2 villian? I mean, I love that kind of character. John de Lancie's going to play him perfectly.

>>29709261
Not that I know of. What are you writing right now, anyway?

>>29709301
DUDE. What else did you draw?

>>29709285
Is he an EVIL alicorn with a dark past?
No.
Now they hate him

>>29709285
But he's not super grimdark and evil and dark and has a pitch black soul.

Just like my OC!

>>29709078

tolerance and love bro, do you want a hug? a kiss? that's what we bronies are all about we are the best fillies on /co/ not walls to block our love here.

Let's Pony like Pony together okay?

>>29709285
But he is not grimdark and evil and a alicorn like my fanfictions!

>I feel dirty for typing that.

>>29709310

I don't know about 'best outcome'

but he certainly looks like he will be good

>>29709312
Are you seriously falling for this?

>>29709304
No, it stops. Nothing happens. Every program stopped working. Except the music ones, for some reason. So while everything freezes (I think that's what it's called), there is still a song.

I usually just remove the battery at this point.

>>29709312

Its not the real RS rapedefiler.

>>29709312

That is not RagingSemi.

>>29709327
...Only because I haven't memorized his triptag...

>>29709310
I wanted the Joker
I got him
I'm more then happy.

>>29709310
I think he's going to out-troll Celestia. That's where the real conflict comes in. Not "he'll disrupt the balance of good and evil!" but rather "Damn it, I got here first!"

>>29709310
Yes. Anything beats an evil mystery mist/grimdark alicorn that's actually blueblood's father/rarity's uncle/that magical turd that came out of luna last thursday/invisible spirit/boring ol dragon.

>>29709325
The only time i would like a grimdark evil alicorn is when he is fucking the shit out of Twilight

>>29709285
Lurked there. Only one or two vocal ones didn't like it. Everyone else was pretty cool and excited about it

>>29709316
>>29709318
>>29709325
God I feel sick.

>>29709310
I'm excited! Too bad I'll have to miss it since it plays at 6 in the morning. The day AFTER my birthday. Which I know my friends will do something for me so waking up is not an option.

>>29709349
Right, like that rapefic!

>>29709310
I love the idea of Discord.

I can't wait to see him in action.

>>29709341
BUT THEN!

>>29709331
Huh.

Clean it out like netbook said. It probably is just overheating under load.

>>29709369
well it started out rapey, until she started loving it.

>>29709299
>nathan
low blow man

There's just something about Railgunner's humans. I don't like them.

>>29709393
... Was this that impreg / breeding fetish fic between a male Nightmare Moon and slavegirl Twilight?

>>29709378
That's just a shitty pair.

>>29709315
A few other things. Some meme pictures, some stuff like this.

>>29709409
Yes. Did you like that one?

>>29709135
I'm very sorry for derailing, but why would Jamie act like that? Was that a bet or something?

>>29709332
>rapedefiler

Lol.

>>29709400
I know.

They look like they're...I don't know...dead inside. Numb. Retarded. In a trance. Something. Like there's not a person in there because it evacuated the mortal coil immediately upon seeing that ponies were real.

>>29709421
He look, its one of the Cutie Mark Redshirts.

>>29709190
only cuddling with visible squishy bits
>>29709234
true fucking facts, I shouldn't feel so good about a pony getting hurt as I do for that poor thing

>>29709421
well have plenty of image space dude, POST 'EM ALL!
also saved.

>>29709400

Got any more like that? that is best pony

>>29709270
Yeah, this could be overheating. I sure hope it isn't a botched graphics card like my machine though.

>>29709433
He should change his trip, IMO

>>29709424
I'm not a big fan of the het rape, naw.

>>29709400

Why do his ponies look so fucking stupid now? He made up his own anatomy for them and he says he likes it but it makes no sense. Who cares.

At least his humans aren't self-inserts. I don't really see a problem with them. A little flat, but otherwise accurate.

>>29709449
>>29709445
>>29709433
>rape

>>29709436
So they're just like anyone who spends too much time in these threads

>>29709340
Seriously. It's mutha-fuckin' Q in a kid's show. THAT is an awesome character concept for a villain.

Now, I can't wait to see how often he shifts between the playful-trickster mood to an utterly-serious one.

>>29709451
>at least his humans aren't self-inserts

He drew himself fucking Photo Finish. That is all.

>>29709340
Hell yeah. The way I see it, Q = child safe Joker. They can only lay the crazy on so much in a children's show.

>>29709466
>Laughing old people from Fraggle Rock.gif

>>29709476

>having photo finish as a waifu

seriously, who does that?

>>29709449
it wasn't rape at the end

>>29709445
>>29709433
>>29709369
...So good to know I'm loved.

Nobody gave a fuck when I tried to write a few sentences of story this morning. I mean, it was complete shit, but I'd at least have liked somebody to read it...

>>29709466

>>29709440
Sure, why not? I haven't been in a pony thread in ages.

>>29709400
Oh. So that -IS- Railgunner who does the Pinkamena Diane Pie tumblr.

Curiosity has been sated.

Why is Romanadvoratrelundar so cute?

And why do I have that entire name memorized?

>>29709476
That just sounds lie a punishment.
He must hate himself.

>>29709486

The only thing i read was
>rape

>>29709466

>>29709471
>and then he doesn't

In some cases I sense he'll do a 'Team Rocket' kind of exit

I mean, it's a classic and perfect and safe for the family

>>29709493

who?

are you talking about colgate?

>>29709483
I think she's not into dudes, dude. It's why she tried to read THE BALLAD OF BULLET SPONGE.

>>29709491
give me your name so I can envoke my OCD on Ponibooru

>>29709503
Yes, he is talking about Romana

>>29709493

>>29709503
Colgate/Romana

>>29709486
I wasn't here this morning. I-I would have given a shit about what you wrote, Deafdefiler. A-and it's not because I like you or anything!

>>29709482
>>29709496
>that feel when PF is your waifu and she has been soiled
>not really, but dat accent does give me...feelings....

>>29709520

Tomato tomato.

wait that saying doesn't work in text form.

>325 replies
>90 images

Jesus christ guys, get it together!

>>29709530

Do you feel da magicks?

>>29709537

seriously.

less images, more discussion next time.

>>29709492
Oh hey, you're right. Dem flat brushes. I really like that style for some reason.

>>29709471
I can't wait to see how closely Twilight will play the role of Picard.

Anyone have the retardedly high-res version of the CC poster? I only have this one.

WAIFU THREAD

FIRST COME FIRST SERVE

DIBS ON PINKIE

>>29709537
I don't get what's wrong. Too many images?

>>29709507
But, but that terrible fic STARS a lesbian!

>>29709539
Do I feel the magics?

With Pinkie Pie, every time.

>>29709003
never

>>29709545
Yes, but it's 50 MB. I can't really post it on 4chan, but I can mediafire it if you want.

>>29709549
Oh no you don't.

Pinkie is mine, motherfucker.

>>29709549
>WAIFU THREAD

>>29709552
>Lesbian.
>Constantly letting men stick things in her forcefully.
lolno

>>29709535

>ToMAYto, ToMAHto

>>29709549

>>29709514
My handle was DG.

>>29709569

I will like that Leth, but is not the onw with the OCs right?

>>29709549

I already called dibs the first time we had a waifu-dibs thread.

sorry bro, you get the clones

>>29709192

Then the Equestria Career Fair came to town.

It was a traveling exhibition, funded by a grant from Canterlot and geared toward each city's inhabitants. The Cloudsdale career fair featured the best-known pegasus jobs, like weather manipulation, delivery, and aerialist show teams. It also had a diversity of other jobs that could be performed by any of the types of ponies. They had set it up in the school gym.

Rainbow Dash zipped from one exhibit to the next, excited beyond the ability to slow her words. "Ohmygosh this is so cool look at this Fluttershy can you believe we're gonna get jobs like these someday," she said, disappearing into the crowd.

Fluttershy looked around in panic. The murmuring of the crowd reminded her of another low rumble she'd heard once. Her wings locked in place, and she bit her lips to keep them closed, to keep from making a single sound.

A piercing crying noise made her jump; the noise got louder and louder, more and more frantic.

"Oh no!" shouted one of the exhibitors, frantically trying to free the little rabbit which had gotten its foot caught behind the water bottle in its cage. The chartreuse pegasus' hooves were too large, however, and the rabbit was clearly in danger of hurting itself.

The rabbit's screams caught the attention of the crowd, which stopped talking and turned in time to see a yellow pegasus filly hover above the cage.

Fluttershy reached in, and was bitten hard on her left hoof. With determination, she ignored the bloody wound and delicately extracted the crying rabbit. "There there," she said, holding it tightly and making cooing noises as she returned to the floor of the gym, "You've got an owie, and it hurts right now, but it'll be okay soon."

I don't know what a waifu is.

>>29709553
We were talking about Photo Finish dammit!

I demand you give me a PF whyboner this instant.

>>29709569

Eagerly awaiting, then, sire.

>>29709549
Scootaloo is my kawaii pony loli waifu

>>29709577
I keep hearing some lesbians are into the occasional trick with guys. I'm not here to be the label enforcement police, but maybe you should stop saying you're a lesbian and admit you're just a person with a broad range of tastes.

>>29709577
she gets dicked, then? Or are we classifying bullets as phalluses?

>>29709526
...Okay, I'll paste it for you, but it's shit. Don't say I didn't warn you.

....Fucking hell, I was going to have to try writing someday.

---

The Dragonokis vanished in a flash of light, and reappeared next to Apple Jack, twisted into a seemingly impossible position. "All right, then. Rule number one: No violence. The race must be won fairly. Rule number two: ..."

AJ tuned him out. It was just a footrace; how complicated could things be? When the starting gun goes off, you run as fast as you can to the finish line.

"Rule number thirty-three: tails must be kept off the ground at all times."

...Pretty complicated, apparently.

"Rule number thirty-four: in the event of a disqualification, in addition to the previously agreed-upon wager, you are mine to do with as I please for one hour."

AJ started. "Hold on now! Ah never agreed tah let ya... you..."

Discord smiled, malice plain as day in his eyes. "Well I hardly forced you to take the bet, and to be honest I was surprised when you did so without learning the rules of the game first! Don't worry, though, I'm sure we'll have fun!"

Predictably, AJ was disqualified for rule number 23: step order must be right forehoof, left rear hoof, right rearhoof, left forehoof. "Now then," Discord drawled, "Let's have some fun..."

[/spoiler]By the hour's end, AJ was finished. There was nothing she could do against his infinitely superior strategic strength. "Checkmate! Honestly, losing seventeen games of chess in just an hour? How can you possibly be so bad at this?"

>>29709502
I don't know man...
I mean the last part of the clip kinda gave him an evil vibe...
I think that if he's about to lose he'll get more threatening


But man what I would be so goddamn happy if he just doesn't really care and just says it isn't fair that they won.


But my biggest dream is that he is in a trolloff with Celestia.

>>29709574
>>29709549
Jesus... Not this again...
>>29709589
And I already told you I stole her from you, you little shit.

>>29709593

it's a surrogate girlfriend for sad faggots who feel the need to develop emotional attraction to cartoon horses because they can never reject them like real women

>>29709549

MINE

>>29709586
I will get right on that. . . in the morning. POST MORE!

>>29709613

Well, they may be small, but bullets are kinda phallic looking.

>>29709586
I guess I'll keep dumping since you guys need the new thread.

>>29709476
link?

>>29709590

Thank you Duplex i really like it.

>>29709622

fuck you! you cant steal.

we've settled this. I get the STD ridden original, and you get a soulless clone.

its a fair trade, just take it!

>>29709625

>>29709549
RARITY IS MINE YOU BASTARDS MINE

>>29709502
I dunno. Take a look a this picture right here. That's taken from one of the released screens with all the blue edited out. That's Celestia looking more pissed than any other time we have seen her previously. Discord did SOMETHING bad to anger her. And if the rumors prove correct, that something is He forcibly turns Luna back into Nightmare Moon and makes her fight Celestia again.

>>29709625
They can never accept them, either.

Do people think Audrey Hepburn is their waifu, too?

>>29709631

>>29709587
No OCs, no.

>>29709598
Not very many programs can open this, it is 30,000 pixels wide.

I was going to wait for it to finish uploading to mediafire, but I forgot how slow it was. Or my internet is being crappy right now. Give it a few minuets.

>>29709569
Wait. It's not on dA anymore?

>>29709651

Nope.jpg

Glorious white unicorn is mine.

>recently get in to MLP
>decide to check out an MLP general
>read this thread
>mfw

weeeeelllll i guess i'll just leave you guys to it then

jesus christ

>>29709549
claiming it again

>>29709672

was it something we said?

>>29709652
Maybe she just finds him really, really annoying

>>29709660
how many more you got?

>>29709672

This is a GOOD thread.

>>29709625
>Implying a cartoon horse would not reject you.
In ten seconds flat.

I mean, look at you, can you even tan anymore? Your skin color is pink.

>>29709640
http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/687434

>>29709400
If humans are involved, I vastly prefer 34 where you can't see the face of whoever, but I suppose I should just be glad he didn't put an eyepatch in this somehow

>>29709672
Run dude, RUN! FASTER!
AWAY! AWAAAY!

does a weed smoking buddy and alchemical mentor count as a waifu
we did have a bit of an episode last week after some traditional alchohol she had made
i don't remember much after that

>>29709607
But Scootaloo is a Dodo, not a Pony

>>29709652
>no more Mrs. Nice God
Do want to see some divine fury.

>>29709660
Goddamn, I remember making this parody. Good times.

>>29709672

picture relevant

>>29709676
Now she only have half the global population to troll.
She isn't going to let that happen.

>>29709652

>>29709614
Heh, I dunno, man. That wasn't bad. The end made me giggle a bit.

>>29709662

Eh, whatever, I got time to kill.

>>29709649

Huh. Never thought I'd see this image outside /v/. Still makes me laugh.

>>29709672
This is a good thread. Also, we all know that feel. Also, if waifufaggotry is repulsive to you and not "meh", you are probably new.

mai waifu is Knight Strawberry Lemonade

>>29709652
>NMM
Full ponychan
I have a hat, and I will eat it.